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Wed May 23, 2012
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So, a man walks into a liquor store and says, "Hey, where can I get a nice cold one with a head?"
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latimesblogs.latimes.com
)
(18)
Mon May 21, 2012
(KKTV)
Robber sprays liquor store employees with lighter fluid, threatens to set them on fire if he doesn't get cash. Employees respond with baseball bat
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kktv.com
)
(23)
Mon May 07, 2012
Police use sloppy parking as pretext for drug bust, lose case because parking over the line is not a crime in Maryland
(
thenewspaper.com
)
(119)
Wed May 02, 2012
If you're going to use boxer shorts to disguise your face during a robbery, don't let them briefly fall off
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upi.com
)
(12)
Mon April 30, 2012
Drunk driver crashes into liquor store. JACKPOT
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ctpost.com
)
(17)
Thu April 12, 2012
The internet saves us again: Google maps overlay that shows zombie danger zones and recourse spots in case of the apocalypse
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m.wired.com
)
(47)
Thu March 01, 2012
(Oakland Press)
Not significant: robbing a liquor store. Interesting: using a propane torch and lighter as your weapon. Hilarious: Clerk follows you outside and beats you up with a baseball bat to retrieve the money
(
theoaklandpress.com
)
(21)
Tue February 07, 2012
Nebraska considers outlawing cheap beer, sanity
(
omaha.com
)
(18)
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