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40 headlines found matching 'lips'
Fri September 23, 2016
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here is a T-Rex doing backflips on a jet ski
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Perhaps it is Trump who needs to smile more
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mexican slips past Trump's security, confirming illegal activity
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
George H.W. Bush: Read my lips. I'm voting for Hillary Clinton
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Mon September 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Multiple IEDs found at New Jersey train station. FBI now looking into anyone who doesn't like Jersey. Heeey hoooo. I'm walking here, ya mush. *flips Farker the bird*
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump touches lots of people and they no like
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. Although, whatever the hell is going on in this article about body fixers and exploding pus-filled lips is right up there
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Just you wait, the biblical apocalypse due to the pan-American solar eclipse will be coming any day now .....any day now maybe in 2017
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If Bee Girl doesn't show up and there's no rain, Throwback weekend at Darlington begins with the NASCAR Xfinity Series' VFW Sport Clips Help A Hero 200, 3 PM on NBC. Yes, the real OTA network, not an obscure cable channel you don't get
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
LOOK, a double eclipse. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nailing your scrotum to the ground at Moscow's Red Square can get a limited edition Burger King burger to be named after you
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists decided to model their latest robot after "790" from the Canadian Sci-Fi Series, "Lexx"
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
I predict that America will be plunged into universal darkness, with wailing and gnashing of teeth in 2017. Or, as the fact-based community will call it, the Great American Eclipse will be visible across the entire USA, the first big show since 1979
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Korean Baseball Organization player broke the cardinal rule of bat flips: Don't hit the umpire with the bat. And you DEFINITELY don't do it on a walk
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man spends thousands in bid to get the 'perfect' face and ass, achieves neither. (Not safe for work)
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Tue August 09, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
"Robber flips off clerk after getting no money." Well, all things considered it could have been worse
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Blasting News)
 
 
 
Trump supporters Scottie Nell Hughes, Amy Kremer, John Phillips, and Kristin Tate all appeared on CNN to explain and justify Donald Trump's comments about rigged elections. And, like all good attempts at explaining Trump, it imploded spectacularly
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
As Sports Authority closes amid bankruptcy and issues pink slips to the rank-and-file employees, top executives help themselves to a $2.85 million bonus
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Thu July 28, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Lingerie Fighting Championships is making a serious push to sign Ronda Rousey. She would likely become their biggest star, eclipsing "Vicki the Part Time Stripper." (possibly Not safe for work)
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
"T'was a dark and dreary night, full of angst and unrequited hatred at the man. Bodies trembling, lips quivering, ducks quacking. My hot pockets thawed." No, it's not another thread about Donald Trump and the RNC. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Sun July 24, 2016
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Impersonator of Donald Trump makes up to $40,000 a month. Which means if he really is an expert at impersonating Trump, his monthly income is probably closer to $375
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Toxic spill on the Don Valley Parkway as tanker truck flips over containing...salad dressing? THAT stuff is salad dressing? Ewww
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Researchers construct the "most beautiful face in the world" using parts from various celebrities, but the end result just looks creepy
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tesla puts more lipstick on its Model X pig
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
The more Paramount squeezes, the more fan made Star Trek slips through their fingers
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Mon July 11, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime Day 2016 will be brought to you by discounted paper clips, and more Chinese third-party sellers than ever before
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Wed June 29, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
German man flips his car after slipping on a snail trail, has weird fetish even by German standards
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Mon June 27, 2016
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Man flips car three times, drives off on three tires proving people will do anything to get out of Pennsylvania
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Revlon to buy struggling rival Elizabeth Arden. Apparently you can put lipstick on a pig
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Man who covered himself in butter to make it difficult to be arrested slips away from court a free man with a suspended sentence, vows not to get toasted again
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
That chick that left creepy paintings in national parks two years ago and Instagrammed them is finally getting sentenced
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
A donut shop in a quiet Californian town is filling breakast burritos with donuts because it's America and they don't need an excuse
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Want to feel old? Happy 30th birthday, Olsen twins
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(Newstalk)
 
 
 
Philips launches smart toothbrush that tells your smartphone what a lousy job of brushing your teeth you're doing in real time
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series season rolls on and on and on through the green Irish Hills of Brooklyn as they head to Michigan International Speedway for the Great Clips 250, 1:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Experience the joy of hearing your name called in the MLB Draft with these great reaction clips. Yes, there were emotions
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
So, crushing up ecstasy in a bag and swallowing it like it was crumbs in a chip bag will kill you, and it's even worse if you've already done cocaine and heroin. WHO KNEW
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fashionistas wowed by clips of dapper NBA players walking into arenas. "I'm like, wow, that's really amazing that they're doing a lighting production to create a video of this, their own version of the red carpet. They're really producing this shot"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Gay.com)
 
 
 
k.d. lang's back as part of a trio with Neko Case and Laura Veir: "It's Wilson Phillips for the Coachella generation"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Why yes the Japanese are just as weird with their baseball as they are with everything else
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