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Headlines matching 'lions'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Good.is) Ironic Having spent millions on #Occupy hassles, NYC plans construction of giant urban campground  (good.is) (33)
(Uproxx) Spiffy Rather than sell them to a celebrity magazine for millions, Jay-Z and Beyonce posted the first public photos of Blue Ivy to Tumblr. Pinterest has to be so jealous  (uproxx.com) (46)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Washington Post) Unlikely Democratic congressional chairman wants you to know that the millions he sent a state agency was for society's good, not to get his son a $129,000 per year job. And the fact that his son left as soon as he lost the chairmanship? Coincidence  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Shoggoth) Followup Group of scientists searching the Antarctic for a lake buried for tens of millions of years suddenly stop responding to colleagues, Miskatonic officials  (globalpost.com) (311)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Misc Lions apparently not enough to keep intruders out of animal refuge, may have to switch to the Cover-2 defense  (news.yahoo.com) (17)
(Some Guy) Video Danish animation school decides to place every popular 80's cartoon opening in a blender, resulting in a fine paste known as Space Stallions  (awesome-robo.com) (29)


Tue January 31, 2012
(The Sun) Amusing I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly squealed with pleasure, and then squealed some more  (thesun.co.uk) (27)


Mon January 30, 2012
(NPR) Asinine Freddie Mac, a company owned by taxpayers that's supposed to make it easier and more affordable to get a home, has bet billions of dollars that homeowners will not be able to refinance their homes  (npr.org) (89)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy NASCAR and Wal-Mart finally get together. It's as if millions of rednecks cried out in ecstasy  (sports.yahoo.com) (45)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Researchers analyzed DNA remains of 12 thoroughbred stallions born between 1764 and 1930, 330 elite performing modern Thoroughbreds, 40 donkeys and two zebras. And of course Henry the Horse danced the waltz  (myfoxdc.com) (26)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Millions of homes in Florida and this guy had to pick a police officer's to break into. Hilarity ensues. (With "Ow,ow,ow" mugshot goodness)  (news4jax.com) (21)


Wed January 18, 2012
(ABC) Interesting ABC News discovers millions of Romney's dollars in Cayman Islands accounts tied to a P.O. box there  (abcnews.go.com) (395)
(Yahoo) Obvious Mitt Romney is a kind and generous soul who has been giving millions of dollars per year to one particular charity. And that "charity" is a certain church known for its magic underwear, golden tablets, and talking rocks  (news.yahoo.com) (164)
(KATU) Strange Unusual winter storm dumps snow on Oregon Zoo. Come for the confused cheetahs; stay for the snowman being mauled by lions. Warning: slideshow  (katu.com) (53)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Bleacher Report) PSA "... and with the 23rd pick in this year's NFL Draft, the Detroit Lions select anger management specialist Dr. Buddy Rydell"  (bleacherreport.com) (62)


Wed January 11, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary Greek rescue needs "tens of billions" more. I'm holding out for a gyro  (news.com.au) (38)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Old and busted: mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems. The new hotness: Lions cornerback Aaron Berry mocking Detroit residents and their socioeconomic problems  (sports.yahoo.com) (46)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Daily Kos) Sick Mitt Romney's brand of "job creation" directly resulted in the folding of at least five companies and the loss of thousands of jobs. But that's okay, because Romney's venture capital made hundreds of millions on the deals  (dailykos.com) (160)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Ironic The lack of snow is costing Americans tens of millions of dollars. Could someone figure out the exact right amount of snow so we can coordinate our prayers, please?  (weather.com) (159)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Obvious Jim Harbaugh tells Bay Area radio station he's spending "the greater share" of his time preparing to face the Saints. Lions now stompin' mad  (freep.com) (88)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Some Iowan) Interesting After a year and a half, tens of millions spent, and several candidates; so begins the actual voting. (Your Iowa Caucus thread.)  (iowagop.org) (2109)
(Washington Post) Scary American cities require billions in infrastructure investment to avoid becoming awash in raw sewage and santorum  (washingtonpost.com) (287)


Sun January 01, 2012
(ESPN) Interesting It's the jam-packed final week of the regular season, with the Cowboys vs. Giants for the NFC East, The Broncos vs. their neckbearded prodigal son, and the Lions vs. the Packers. It's the NFL Week 17 thread, 1 PM ET on CBS and Fox  (scores.espn.go.com) (4467)
(Telegram) Ironic City that paid millions to replace ugly old concrete sidewalks with granite-trimmed brick will pay millions to replace ugly old granite-trimmed brick sidewalks with concrete  (telegram.com) (105)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Just A Good Ol' Boy) Cool TV stunt actor born in 1969, famous for a single stunt known to millions, has lived like a couch on a Georgia porch mostly since. After getting almost as much work done as Joan Rivers, he's ready for a comeback. Too bad he's typecast  (barrett-jackson.com) (287)
(Some Guy) Silly In 2022, at the age of 42, Albert Pujols will make $30 million. Wait, wasn't this the plot of Brewster's Millions?   (eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbssports.com) (19)


Mon December 26, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Most heinous plan to castrate wild stallions in Nevada is on hold pending federal court review  (msnbc.msn.com) (82)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Life.com) Interesting Never-seen photographs from a forgotten war. Well ... forgotten, that is, except by the relatives of the millions killed, the hundreds of thousands still alive who served, and the multitudes whose lives were destroyed  (life.com) (195)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Politico) Sad Profiles in courage: presidential candidates who decry, but do nothing to stop the outside organizations that spend millions of dollars to attack their opponents  (politico.com) (18)


Mon December 19, 2011
(BusinessWeek) Obvious T-Mobile to AT&T: "Thanks for the free billions, suckers" AT&T to their execs: "Here are your millions in bonuses, so that you won't leave. ;)"  (businessweek.com) (31)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Ok, how about a .03 percent tax on financial transactions that would (a) only affect the biggest financial institutions, (b) raise billions in needed revenue, and (c) actually work to reduce dangerous financial speculation?  (huffingtonpost.com) (278)


Fri December 16, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine Benton Harbor, Michigan is a model for the future. A future where corporations get millions in tax breaks to build their headquarters and private golf courses on public land and the mayor and city council can be fired by the governor on a whim  (nytimes.com) (86)


Thu December 08, 2011
(SlashFilm) Obvious Lionsgate executive hints that the Saw series will continue for as long as moviegoers are stupid enough to keep shelling out money to see the same damn movie again and again and again and again and again and again  (slashfilm.com) (29)


Tue December 06, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Jim Schwartz says some Detroit Lions players "may" face punishment for their actions during their game against the Saints, but says he saw nothing warranting suspension. Yes, even the guy who put his hands on a ref  (mlive.com) (60)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Detroit News) Dumbass Let's see: Commit a bunch of stupid penalties? Check. Throw a couple of key interceptions? Yep. Commit dumb mental mistakes not worthy of junior varsity? Of course. Welcome back Detroit Lions  (detnews.com) (44)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Toledo Blade) Followup Ohio cracking down on lions, tigers, bears. Oh my  (toledoblade.com) (13)
(Canada.com) Dumbass "After careful consideration, I withdraw my statements comparing annexing farmland for power lines to killing millions of Ukrainians"  (canada.com) (16)
(Some Guy) Weird Things you don't expect to inherit from your 90-year-old blue-collar father: 1. Billions of dollars. 2. An oil company. 3. A storage unit with his 1,000+ dildo collection (language Not safe for work)  (nzafro.tumblr.com) (64)


Mon November 28, 2011
(MSNBC) Interesting Millions of birds killed annually by power lines, others very angry  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (24)


Thu November 24, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Don't slip into a Tryptophan coma just yet, because it's time for the NFL Thanksgiving tripleheader. It's the Lions vs. Packers at 12:30 on Fox, Dolphins vs. Cowboys at 4:15 on CBS, and the 49ers vs. Ravens at 8:15 on NFL Network  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Middletown Journal) Obvious I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of turkeys suddently gobbled out in terror and were suddenly silenced  (wnep.com) (4)
(The Real Ric Romero) Obvious "If you're one of the millions scurrying for a seasonal job, now is the time to apply." Tis the season, Ric Romero  (abclocal.go.com) (25)
(Yahoo) Obvious Lions-Saints game Dec. 4 moves to Sunday night. Lame ass Colts don't deserve prime time  (news.yahoo.com) (54)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting Lions and tigers' fearsome roars are due to their unique vocal cords. Oh my  (sciencedaily.com) (5)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Komo) Asinine Telemarketing agency raises millions for breast cancer prevention, $10 million of which mysteriously disappears. Telemarketers ask to be taken off of investigator's call list  (komonews.com) (51)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Man who submitted online petition to stop Nickelback from playing at a Detroit Lions game is shocked when it received 50,177 signatures in a matter of days  (annarbor.com) (104)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious A) GOP: Federal spending doesn't create jobs. B) GOP: Cutting defense will cost millions of jobs. C) Shut up  (cecilwhig.com) (149)


Sun November 06, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Michelle Bachmann vows to create "millions of jobs" for Americans. No word on how she plans to make her fantasyland a reality  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (318)


Wed November 02, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Lions fans have suffered enough. Please sign petition to keep Nickelback out of half-time show. PLEASE  (mlive.com) (52)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Crooks & Liars) Asinine While millions of Americans are out of work, Congress is furiously busy passing a law that shoves Christianity into your face everywhere you look  (crooksandliars.com) (198)
(YouTube) Obvious Michael Moore tells Occupy that top 1% need to hand out millions, but won't answer question about him giving out a million of his own $50 million  (youtube.com) (560)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy What's this? A Detroit Lions game flexed to a better spot in week 10? Surely, the end times are upon us  (tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com) (33)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Deadspin) Video Lions LB Stephen Tulloch sacks Tim Tebow, then Tebows over Tebow's prone body  (deadspin.com) (161)
(USA Today) Sad Scientists say that big cats like lions and tigers could be extinct in 20 years. Sports fans in Detroit rush to stock up on team memorabilia  (usatoday.com) (35)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Broncos' Christian be sacrificed to the Lions? Can the Colts manage to lose by less than 60 points? Who will the Cowboys pitch it to with Tashard Choice gone? It's the NFL Week 8 thread (games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox and CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri October 28, 2011
(NYPost) Sad Millions today mourn the terrible loss of yet another beautiful Porsche driven by a "Jackass" star  (nypost.com) (71)


Wed October 26, 2011
(MDC.mo.gov) Scary The Missouri Department of Conservation would like to warn hunters and other nature enthusiasts about various outdoor dangers this season, including snakes, mountain lions, zombies and bears. Wait, what?  (mdc.mo.gov) (55)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup GOP before Qaddafi's death: ZOMG, 0bama is sinking billions into this illegal war. GOP after Qaddafi's death: the French are the real heroes here, America was barely involved   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (255)


Tue October 18, 2011
(WTVN) Strange Man dead as lions, cheetahs, wolves, camels, and bears escape exotic farm in Ohio. EVERYBODY PANIC  (610wtvn.com) (257)
(Yahoo) Asinine Dear US Govt: sorry we defrauded you out of billions in mortgage insurance, can we have another bailout please? Signed, Bank of America  (finance.yahoo.com) (74)


Sun October 16, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Lions suffer first loss of the season. Subby has been submitting this link every week as a force of habit  (sports.espn.go.com) (101)
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Redskins put Michael Vick down again? Can the Carolina Newtons win another game? Will the Lions vs. the 49ers be the best game of the day? It's the NFL Week 6 thread (games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox and CBS)  (scores.espn.go.com) (3405)

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