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58 headlines found matching 'lights'
Wed December 13, 2017
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hannity guest on mass shootings: Gun control isn't the problem, it's your fault for being so easy to shoot
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Mon December 11, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta will no longer offer free checked bags on flights to Europe. Apparently it was just costing the airline too much to misdirect all that luggage to Africa and Asia
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Fri December 08, 2017
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Gas station installs blue lights in bathrooms to deter intravenous drug use, making it even more difficult for men to aim for the toilet
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"One couple who were having sex against a tree suddenly found themselves surrounded by fairy lights as the 'little people' took an interest - in an encounter which could be described as supernatural dogging"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
California wildfires shuts down Westworld production. These violent delights have violent ends
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Tue December 05, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Prison inmates give Washington State governor's mansion a makeover, because nothing says 'decorating for the holidays' like toothbrush shivs hanging over a festive bowl of pruno
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫That's the night the lights went out on Garth Brooks. That's the night that they pissed off innocent fans. Don't trust your concert to no back woods Jersey power. Cause the tech in the towns got whiskey in his hand♫
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Vandal who damaged a popular Christmas lights display in New Jersey town turns out to be a ballsy squirrel. Drew Curtis named as person of interest
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(UK Defence Journal)
 
 
 
And now the RAF is on high alert over suspicious cargo flights out of the Arctic. Merry Christmas
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How will humanity react to alien life? Psychologists have some predictions. Black lights and Jackson pollack paintings curiously absent in the analysis
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Sun December 03, 2017
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Jacksonville residents concerned over lack of streetlights, possible UFOs
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines accidentally doesn't staff pilots on thousands of December flights
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dim the lights, pour some wine, play some Pink Floyd, drop some acid, look at this time-lapse animation of the Earth breathing
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: The highlights of Thanksgiving is when my wife wears a Mrs. Claus costume and brings out the turkey. I walked in on my daughter having sex with her boyfriend; he was wearing a Mrs. Claus costume. He'll be at dinner. What do?"
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What's the secret to a truly energy efficient building? Don't let people use it
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Thu November 09, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chickens in SPAAAAACE
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
ARM demands felony charges for cow abuse. Meanwhile, the Core Commander happily lights a grill made out of destroyed Pee Wee
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you're a scientists at Georgetown, you could spend your time researching that will have a profound impact on society. Or you could research Star Wars lightsabers and how they theoretically work
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Wed November 08, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Having totally missed all the finer points of the New Testament, pastor installs a giant, gaudy, neon, obnoxious, flashing cross in front of his church
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Tue November 07, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The moment we've all been waiting for: Liam Gallagher responds to the Harvey Weinstein controversy and highlights misogyny in the music industry
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Quick: Name a factory-built truck with pop-up headlights
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mnuchin seen preparing his bags for one last publicly chartered flight to go see the Northern Lights or something
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Halloween is over. According to Wal-Mart and Target's aisles, it's now Xmas decorating season. When do you feel it's acceptable to start putting up those Xmas lights?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot lights a firework clenched between his bum cheeks. Shockingly, it doesn't go well (not safe for work)
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Palm Beach Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of getting drunk and offering tap dance to cop
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
It's time for thrills, chills and reading with all the lights on in the house. In a special Halloween edition of the Saturday Morning Book Club, we're looking for the best horror (and just plain scary) books of all time
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Mon October 30, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
The best way to liquefy a deer turns out to be a police car travelling at 114 mph. And you thought you wouldn't learn anything new today (Video is sorta-graphic)
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Tue October 24, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Oh ve thought they vere poachin' da deer up der ya and don't cha know they thought they were from that movie catchin' ghosts or something. Nice folks ya know just some odd
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
Here it is, the self-digging digger. Next up, the self-shoveling snow shovel. Now, who doesn't want one of those?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
First rule of fight club: if you're a nationally ranked Division I college football team, do not post highlights of your fight club on Instagram (w/video)
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Completely legitimate ghost activity caught on several security cameras of city, right in the middle of shot, which perfectly ties in with anecdotal testimonies from staff and regulars. No fishing wire or desperate attempts at free publicity here
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Southwest plans flights to Hawaii in their Boeing 737s, possibly creating a new level of Hell
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Solid, irrefutable, terrifying proof that streetlights exist is brought to you by a Yellowstone Park webcam
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Will Kaz Grala hit the jackpot? Will Chase Briscoe crap out? Find out the answers to these questions, and other gambling related puns, as the bright lights of Sin City host the NASCAR Truck Series Las Vegas 350, starting at 7:30pm ET on FS1
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, one of the greatest Star Wars games came out and had us experience being a lightsaber-wielding Jedi Knight in Dark Forces II. (Link goes to an interesting video about the hero, Kyle Katarn)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
That's one way of getting out of repaying a half a million dollars of chartered flights
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Wed September 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. It's just that the elevator I'm in is flooding. At the World Trade Center. Why do you ask?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore doubles number of speed and red light camera systems, doubles profit. Submitter successfully installs red lights onto all of his headlines, waits for payout
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
But this is Fronce, we do not have low blood sugar here in Fronce
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're running late for court, using fake police lights on your car while trafficking ecstasy and meth is a really bad idea
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If Trump has his way, it will be lights out for the solar industry
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Orleans "witch" claims she can cure cancer with demonic pacts. John Constantine scoffs, lights up another cigarette (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Witness to weird lights over LA: "It's too fast for normal lightning to strike. I've seen it on TV, when aliens are behind it." Yeah, it's usually only as fast as...something
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Sun September 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair doubles the number of flights canceled today after accidentally letting all their pilots take the day off
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Ryanair's plan to cancel hundreds of flights spontaneously to "improve punctuality" leaves hundreds of Dutch stranded at Netherlands airports, making the world a better place
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
There was a time when America's traffic lights gave off conflicting, um, signals
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryanair to cancel 40-50 flights per day for six weeks. Starting now. Like, right now. Might want to check if this includes one of your bookings before you go to the airport
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Wed September 13, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ma'am, you did buy the deluxe car wash, which includes polishing your headlights. Sorry for the confusion (possible Not safe for work content on page)
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Sat September 09, 2017
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Friday Knight Whites dropped from Friday Night Lights
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Friday night, and the final regular season Xfinity Series race is on. Short Track racing under the lights, it's the Virginia 529 College Savings 250, 7:30pm, on MSNBC
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Price gouging during hurricane. News: Airlines raising prices for one way flights out of Florida. Outrageous: 600% increase
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's fly over Pyongyang, North Korea for a rare aerial view of the city ... in the daytime of course as we know the place has no lights at night
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Police "terrified" by couple of red balloons tied to sewer grates. Wait 'til they get a load of Nena
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Tue September 05, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as a category 6 hurricane. Volume 11, 5 Lights, Ludicrous Speed all still very much in play, though
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Tue August 29, 2017
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
New York: Sorry about the rain Houston. We're sending a couple hundred people to help and we're going to turn out the lights in one of our buildings
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Break out your cake, your jello shots, and your party hats - it's another Food Thread anniversary here on Fark. 5th since we revived this gem. What are your highlights, or what would you like to see in future threads?
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Wed August 23, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bold KLM pilot takes his passengers on an 'Oh sh*t' ride into Hong Kong during brutal Typhoon Hato in which 450 flights were canceled
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study says higher concentrations of streetlights do not guarantee your safety, or affect your chances of an anal probe
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