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82 headlines found matching 'lights'
Thu February 23, 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
India's growing airport industry hampered by ghost airports including 22 which have no flights scheduled. Most popular employee is Casper the friendly air traffic controller
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Okay, now you're just showing off
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Sun February 19, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever had a serious conversation with someone about the "Phoenix Lights," have we found the conference for you (tinfoil hats not required, this is serious conference)
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study puts dark matter's lights out
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines bringing back free meals on domestic flights because nobody was buying their stuff anyway
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madonna posts "romantic" Valentine's day video that will scare the living daylights out of you
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and his staff use their cell phone lights to work in the dark, ha ha. "Phones are portable television satellite trucks and, if compromised, can be used to get a great deal of information" *gulp*
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
From the It's All About Safety Departmemt: Fremont California caught shaving .7 seconds off of its yellow lights to bring in an extra $200,000 a month in fines
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
It's illegal to tow a couch through a McDonald's drive-thru with an ATV, much less to do it intoxicated while running from police and crossing a frozen river. But all parties involved were wearing helmets, so police aren't sure what to charge them with
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Fri February 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As we reach the halfway point in the NBA season, it's now time to name the 12 highlights and lowlights, ranging from the streaking Miami Heat to the embarrassing group called the New York Knicks
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Angry Asian man tried to throw Molotov cocktail in Hong Kong subway station during rush hour. Lights himself on fire instead
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Let's visit the darkest town in America that is almost devoid of light pollution. Please don't turn your lights on
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Is it almost lights out for the Northern Lights?
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Small towns all over the world are passing resolutions stating Donald Trump is not welcome, to the amusement of residents of those places: "Why would Trump visit Gateshead? The only excitement here is the traffic lights changing on the High Street"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Heard of the 'Don't flash your headlights at high beams' urban legend? Not an urban legend anymore
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Tue January 31, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Residents are upset at the number of broken UFOs in their neighborhood
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
US economy hits breaks, refuses to run orange lights
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Moo... MOO... MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... moo. *lights cigarette*
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga ascendant and minority hater Ann Coulter says taxpayers should fund the Great Wall of Intolerance as the cost is "roughly equal to therapy and hospital bills for girls raped by illegals." Last one out, turn off the lights
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Rush hour traffic stopped by motorists staring at a set of headlights
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The best soccer single-game highlights video you will see today
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Speeding commuter train slams into FedEx semi-trailer, slicing it in two, at rail crossing in North Salt Lake, Utah. Is there video? You bet there is
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Hairstylist in Pakistan lights his clients' heads on fire just to make their hair easier to comb. It's an impressive, but shocking display that has recently made him famous around the world
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Doctor Who warned us about "Alternative Facts" 40 years ago. Unfortunately, Leela's leather miniskirt distracted us from the message
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Wed January 18, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Al Franken schools Betsy DeVos on education. Why yes, she does indeed go full deer in the headlights
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
If you're drunk and drive your car into a ditch you might as well have sex
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Astronaut realizes too late that there's not a Snapchat filter to cover up mystery lights outside the International Space Station
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Sat January 14, 2017
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Far right speakers have to leave UC Davis early as protests causes scheduled speeches to be cancelled. I'm not sure how much value there is in a speech about the delights of being a hate-filled a-hole anyway but people showed up for Trump so
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Wed January 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walking Dumpster Fire attacks Buzzfeed as "a failing pile of garbage" and other civilized highlights from PEEOTUS' first news conference
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Highlights for Children magazine makes history in doctor's offices around the country by showing same-sex parents for the first time
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Icelandic airline offering $69 flights from U.S. to Europe. Bonus: Hot pink airplanes
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Mon January 09, 2017
(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Bethesda's vice president says cancelling Doom 4 was "the right decision"
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to chipped windshields and broken tail lights, Corning unveils Gorilla Glass for cars
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Thu January 05, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Highlights of World Darts Championship final include stage invader, yes, but there were also an insane 42 ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTIES, a new world record for one match
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mysterious 'Star Wars blaster fire' sound heard coming from the Northern Lights and travelling through power lines (w/ audio)
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA would like to show you what the Northern Lights look like from above. Way above
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I like to put my head between my knees and hold my breath, then stand up and look at the shiny lights. What do you do when you're bored?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
There will be a lightsaber vigil in Downtown Disney to honor Carrie "General Leia Organa" Fisher
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's how alcohol gets you drunk (aka: What the hell happened last night?)
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you love Christmas and hate other motorists, why not decorate your car with 10,000 Christmas lights? "The kilometer-long string of lights is connected to power in the boot of the car ensuring the car is a standout" (pics)
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Fri December 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
DIRECTOR: "Okay, scene forty-seven, in which the hijackers storm the aircraft. Lights . . . Camera . . . Action . . . wait, those hijackers aren't in costume, cut, cut"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Taxi driver does the impossible, he hits 240 consecutive green lights in gridlockville Manhattan
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Here's how North American police departments are replacing their Crown Vics with cars whose headlights are harder to instantly identify in your mirrors
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Thu December 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to get your flight diverted: 1990: Say you have a bomb. 2002: Say you have a box cutter. 2016: Change your wifi SSID to "Samsung Galaxy Note 7"
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Ken Ham, the creationist whackjob who poured millions into making his Noah's Ark Park, hung Christmas lights on his precious Ark in order to "take rainbows back from the gays"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC: We put the security cameras and the lighting for Central Park on the same circuit, and that's why the lights in the park stay on all day - that'll be a $150 inquiry fee and $50 go fark yourselves surcharge
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Tue December 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Darth Vader, in the trash compactor, with the lightsaber
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you can't afford to buy a Christmas tree this year just drape a green cloth and some lights over an old ladder
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Billed as "The All-Weather Airport," Denver International Airport cancels 300 flights for seven inches of snow
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Some highlights of Kevin Garnett commenting on Craig Sager's suits
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Thu December 15, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Uber self-driving vehicles obey traffic lights just as well as Uber human-driving vehicles. You've been warned
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Christmas lights in Toronto have a mortal enemy in squirrels: "I believe it totally has to do with one or more squirrels who perhaps don't like Christmas"
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Mon December 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man proposes to girlfriend by getting biker friends to tell her cops were after him, then fakes arrest with cops' help including flashing blue lights, drawn weapons. "I appreciate the way he did it"
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Why Yukon Cornelius is the most badass character ever
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un's newly refurbished 3,000 room evil lair may be set to open soon for evil wannabes who want to spend the night in the 'hotel of doom'
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Sat December 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
World's largest Rube Goldberg machine lights up Christmas tree in only 412 steps
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Wed December 07, 2016
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
So apparently the color of your Christmas lights in NJ somehow factors in to your class in society, or at least that's what this hick in West Virginia with blinking colored lights and an inflatable Grinch says
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Mercedes Benz is very excited about its new digital headlights that shouldn't cost a penny more than $2000 each
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Man breaks into neighbor's home to pet their cat
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Fri December 02, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New LED lights unveiled at Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls? Slowly I turn... step by step... inch by inch
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Thu December 01, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Here's how much it would cost to run the Death Star
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Cubs win World Series, Trump wins election, now it's snowing in Saudi Arabia. Will the last one out please turn off the lights?
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Lufthansa's pilot strike ends after grounding 2,700 flights along with 350,000 passengers since Wednesday. Or as United Airlines calls it, the cost of doing business
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Sun November 27, 2016
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Lindsey Lohan tells Kettering to turn on their own darned Christmas lights. I have stuff not to do
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fascinating photos reveal that North Korea has an elite living a life of luxury, they have designer handbags and mobile phones, drive Audis and enjoy light aircraft flights over the capital
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Wed November 23, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
When you are hanging outdoor Christmas lights, maybe you don't want to use a metal pole right by the primary power line
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Ryanair CEO says flights may be free in ten years
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Lights, camera, Delly
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All Apollo astronauts have made up stories of lights on the moon
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Thu November 17, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are turning on their sirens and pulling people over so they can give them free Thanksgiving turkeys. And if they just so happen to smell alcohol or pot during these friendly little stops, so be it
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Wed November 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Flights back to normal after police identify the body of the gunman who apparently met a man he didn't like earlier in the day outside of Will Rogers International Airport in Oklahoma City
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Tue November 15, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
And here you thought Han Solo was a gentleman on the set of Star Wars and didn't have use of one of those cocky lightsabers
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alien-hunters in Peru are in a frenzy over a street light, similar street lights have also been spotted in other parts of the country
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Fri November 11, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lego re-creation of World Series Game 7 highlights include the home runs, locker room pep talk during the rain delay and the final out celebration. Totally amazing stop motion action captures all the excitement in just over a minute
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Mon November 07, 2016
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
"Man Missing for a Decade Might Never Have Left This Bar." I say we canonize the dude
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Sun November 06, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you know a lot of commerical flights carry dead bodies and human organs on them? That and other truly weird things you never knew about your flight
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, class. It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Guaranteed to be John Stamos free for at least one more week
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
This time it's Chasing under the lights when the NASCAR Truck Series kids head to Texas for the Striping Technology 350, 8:30 PM ET on FS1. Wait, "striping technology"? Why not call it the Paint Brush 350?
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Sun October 30, 2016
(KOB4)
 
 
 
WWJD? Stealing and destroying other people's Halloween decorations isn't out of the question
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
In the spirit of the spooky season, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for recommendations on a little light reading ... as in, books you always read with all the lights on in the house. It's a Halloween of Horror, literary style
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