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64 headlines found matching 'lights'
Tue May 24, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cows don't care if you're runnin' Code 3 with lights and sireeens
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turn on your helmet lights and bring your canary to warn of gases for we're going into the mind of Trump with a psychologist to analyze it. Scary isn't it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
American Airlines stops announcing gate info during flights, because you're not listening anyway
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Tokyo bar offers Portland theme with Oregon craft beers, salads topped with PNW fruit, and scrap of PDX carpet on wall. "The current appeal of American cities to Japanese diners highlights a shift in what type of U.S. cool gets the most attention"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Hyundai is building an Iron Man robotic exoskeleton (pics)
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
TLC still strives to be known as the network about reality-show freaks, greenlights second season of MY GIANT LIFE, a reality show about freakishly tall women. Not available on Amazon
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross rodeo, Pavarotti and the Playboy mansion?
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Things you might see written on a school bus: "Caution" "Stop When Lights Flash" "Watch For Children" "Stop Hillary"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you don't call in 10 days or more, the life saving is on us
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Sun May 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Colombia greenlights use of military force against armed gangs. Subby can't even get a greenlight for a thread involving hookers and blow
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(NPR)
 
 
 
10 years ago Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" made many dire predictions, and made Al Gore a wealthy man. While Al Gore flies on his solid gold jet and lights his cigars with burning $100 bills, let's take a look at how accurate his predictions were
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Sat May 07, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Air Canada: "So you're saying that we shouldn't have been charging thousands of dollars for last minute flights out of Ft. McMurray as it was burning this week? Oops"
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Fri May 06, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Tavres or Okposo remember how to score for New York? Will Drouin continue to be Tampa's top warrior? Islanders trying to avoid getting into a deeper hole as the Lightning visit the bright lights of the Big Apple. Puck drops at 7PM, NBCSN
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Wed April 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines rumored to be eyeing what they perceive as Jet Blue's innovative strategy for getting flights to their destinations
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
German town installs ground traffic lights for people looking at their smartphones. Human interaction officially falls to zero
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Mon April 25, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mickey's parade ruined my life, claims Goofy bastard
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's Saturday night short track racing under the lights as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Richmond International Raceway for... wait, what? It's a daytime race? In Richmond? Hmm... Well, either way, the Toyota Owners 400 starts at 1pm ET on Fox
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's highlights from the first round of the Norway Chess tournament in Stavanger, because Fark never has enough professional chess video highlights
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Tue April 19, 2016
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Why you really don't want a lightsaber. DON'T TELL ME WHAT I DON'T WANT
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Some Horticulturist Lusts)
 
 
 
Take interactive tour of Jheronimus Bosch's painting, Garden of Earthly Delights. Psychedelics optional, but recommended
 


Fri April 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have any driving superstitions? Subby will always only run 2 yellow lights and then will stop at the third
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Sat April 09, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series is under the lights tonight as they welcome all Steers and Michael Waltrips to Texas Motor Speedway for the O'Reilly Auto Parts 300 to try to stop Kyle Busch. Coverage begins at 8:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
If you were born last night. Welcome to the big blue marble called erf, oh and power lines are not safe
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(Oilers Nation)
 
 
 
Since blogs about shiatty arenas closing are getting green lights today, here's one about the last Edmonton Oilers game at Rexall Place
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
RyanAir and Spirit Airlines look to a new way to cut costs
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Tue April 05, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"If you were in a lightsaber duel, both you and your opponent would have body parts vaporised in a single clash"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Video shot from ISS over the years shows how dramatically worse light pollution is in U.S. as cities replace traditional streetlights with LEDs
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Multicolor Energy Efficient LED Smartphone-controlled Ultra-Lightbulb. How many Farkers does it take to change a lightbulb? (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Forget driverless cars for a second. Can we just get vehicles with decent headlights?
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
FBI Directory Comey will attend to the matter of interrogating Hillary... Personally
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(AskMen)
 
 
 
New study finds that knowing something bad is more bearable than uncertainty. Which is why so many people still don't mind booking their flights on United Airlines
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Piper Raspberry Pi Computer Kit: Learn Real Engineering Skills (While Playing Minecraft) with This Full Raspberry Pi Toolbox. Creative Mode engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jedihood of the traveling lightsaber
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Virgin Galactic announces their next venture: supersonic flights from London to New York, only $5000 each way
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Wed March 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fire breaks out at recycling center near Phoenix Airport. Second-hand smoke affecting flights
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Tue March 22, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
In case you, like subby, can't hear the voices of the five remaining candidates without screaming, CNN has kindly written out the highlights of what they said tonight
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Remember when Gerald Ford called for congressional hearings into the Michigan UFO sightings from 1952-1969? And then the wolves ate him. Coincidence?
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(IT World)
 
 
 
New study says that red lights could be a thing of the past. Which is no big deal in Miami where everyone drives 20 miles an hour and hasn't bothered stopping at a red light since 1962
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends seven months and £5,000 transforming his Volkswagen Passat into the world's fastest garden shed
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Fri March 18, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
The Force can also be with you once you've mastered the lightsaber in virtual reality
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Scientists propose to eliminate all traffic lights via driverless technology. But bring a book. A long book
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Today's campus lockdown caused by a student's toy lightsaber brought to you by Farmingdale State College
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah highlights the biggest problem in the US: We have "more color in our water than we do The Oscars"
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Sun March 06, 2016
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
World's biggest aircraft about to begin test flights in Britain: "It's not an airship. It's a mix between an aeroplane, an airship with a bit of helicopter thrown in"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists take us one step closer to the impending robot apocalypse by developing stretchable robot skin ... that also lights up. WILL NO ONE STOP THESE MADMEN?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court goes dark during oral
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stolen taco truck fleeing police hits school bus in a tasty violation of school lunch policy on sandwich delivery
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Sun February 28, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why planes dim the lights for landing? A pilot explains the unsettling reason
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Woman mourns being born too late, lives as if it were 1939 England with vintage house fixtures, one pedal bike, and no lights at night due to war blackout. "Every morning I come downstairs and empty my chamber pot in the loo outside"
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Sat February 27, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't be so smug about your energy-saving LED traffic lights. They aren't warm enough to melt the snow on the lenses
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Anticipate a fabulous lightsaber for episode VIII
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Colorado lights up, feels the Bern. This is not (entirely) about pot for once
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to get unlimited flights for under $2,000
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
If you're going to rob a pharmacy, make sure the two time state boxing champion isn't standing just feet away
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Wed February 17, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Zombies provoke armed police response
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Daily Pennsylvanian)
 
 
 
Engineering student invents headphones that never tangle. Will get to work on Christmas tree lights next
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Sat February 13, 2016
(The Province)
 
 
 
Strange lights in the sky weren't actually a UFO, they were just a man flying his box kite 10,000 feet high with LED lights on its tail. Which raises the question: Where the fark can you buy a kite that can fly 10,000 feet high?
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Fri February 12, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Climate change will make transatlantic flights longer and more expensive. Passengers brace for new "global warming" fees
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Mon February 08, 2016
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
More and more flights are seeing wide variety of animals as emotional support companions. "You get on an aircraft and the cabin looks like a barnyard"
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Airlines now offering one way flights for less than $40. Which when combined with taxes, services and fees brings the cost just under $700
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Would the last person in Sydney please turn out the lights?
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Austrian city gets its gay traffic lights back
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Tue January 26, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Washington State Senator Roach kicked out of Human Trafficking task force over abusive conduct and "vile comments" blaming victims, not to mention scurrying under furniture whenever someone turns the lights on
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