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500 headlines found matching 'life'
Tue September 27, 2016
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Calling the power of Fark: Here's a list of stupid movie remakes coming up, such as Conan the Septuagenarian, Bill & Ted's Midlife Crisis and Michael Bay's The Birds: Now they Explode. We can come up with better ideas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump shouted, "I have a great temperament. Why does everybody keep saying I have a bad temperament?" He then mooned the crowd and rolled around on the floor like Curly from the Three Stooges
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The good news: Humans won't be the first species killed off by global warming. The bad news: Those tasty insects called lobsters will go before us
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Deliberately maiming pedestrians with your car is no way to go through life, Mr. Chairman of Trump's Police Supporters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
That guy from Homicide: Life on the Street just derailed a CNN panel by mocking Hillary's figure
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway desperately tries to deflect attention away from Trump's lifelong friendship with Russian insider Carter Page
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Sun September 25, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Bears finally come out of hibernation and show some signs of life or will Dallas Cowboy Up and send Chicago back into their dens? It's your SNF thread live on NBC at 8:30 PM ET
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys, the band just like N Sync but without the famous guy, announce Las Vegas residency
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Electric cars could soon be powering the grid
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
The Pasadena Humane Society's donation box has a sign that reads: 'It isn't every day that you can say you saved a life'. Well, an anonymous donor just saved more than one life by dropping $8,000 in the box, just in time for Caturday
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman jumps onto the hood of a car trying to catch the man who stole her purse, gets run over because life is not like the movies
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Elderly New Zealanders embracing The Coffin Club where they can build their own caskets. Soon to be followed by the Dig Your Own Grave and Save Club
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Thanks to dedicated fans, you can finally play Half-Life: ThreeWave goodbye to your free time
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Honey, the life has gone out of our relationship. Nothing's happening between us any more. I've thought about it for 2 days and I'm leaving
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(The Influence)
 
 
 
Prison decides inmates' own writing is too dangerous for him to read
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news: Cop talks you down from suicide by discussing about how much you both hate the Dallas Cowboys. Bad news: You're a Redskins fan
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Have a dented car door? You could always fix it ... or call an artist to paint a real cool mural over it
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion to Firefly fans: Get a life
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you ever get the feeling that there is more to life than staring at screens all day?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I was a human being once, but then Fark started greenlighting my blog entries. I knew what I was getting into, let me crash
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
If there's anything in her life that your daughter will remember on her birthday, it will be that party of drones
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
London's Muslim Mayor: Yeah, all these terror attacks? That's just city life. Get used to it
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The nearly indestructible velvet ant has one of the most painful stings of any insect, is one of the rapier (rapiest?) insects since its stinger doubles as its wang, and this guy wanted to know what that felt like
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Terence Bayler, best known for his roles in Harry Potter and Life of Brian has shuffled off this mortal coil aged 86
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
NASA denies it has found life on Europa despite the media insisting it has
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"NASA may have just revealed that there is life on Mars after its rover spotted a 'snake-like' creature on the surface of the Red Planet" (pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CEO of the maker of the Epi-pen to testify before Congress about the drugs massive price increase, testimony expected to include the phrase "God, Dad, Stop trying to tell me what to do, this is MY life" followed by an exasperated sigh
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"At some point in your life everyone should try traveling alone." You get to do what you want, make new friends and finally realize it's okay to be by yourself
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NASA to announce surprising Europa discovery on Monday. Wanna place bets on if it is water on the moon or alien life there?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Bull is the TV equivalent of putting a Harambe T-shirt on your dad; it tries really hard to be cool, but it's loosely based on the life of Dr. Phil, so all hope is lost from the first moment"
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Fark you, Sagan. Fark you too, No Drama Tyson. RARE EARTH, MOTHERFARKERS
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(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
Gotham: "So we physically aged Ivy Pepper older so she could be Poison Ivy" Okay. "So now she'll have her powers of seduction like in the comics" Alright. "But she's still 14 years old mentally" NOOOOOOOPE
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ultra runner sets record on Appalachian Trail run fueled by candy and beer, wins free TotalFark subscription for life
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Real-life Space Invaders with drones and lasers. 'nuff said
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Verizon releases Galaxy Note 7 software update with warning, new battery indicator, blast radius estimates
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend asked me to be her maid of honor; the theme is Mardi Gras, and she told us all that the groomsmen would throw beads at the bridesmaids and we'd have to flash our breasts. I agreed, but now I'm having regrets. What do?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I have to believe Johnnie Cochran is somewhere smiling up at us tonight." While that was one of Jimmy Kimmel's few lines that deserved a laugh, Cochran's understudy, Carl Douglas, was "offended by the heinous joke"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Youtube troll posts a joke video on how to add the headphone jack to your new iPhone. Expected results follow
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
It should come as no surprise that the head of Priests for Life thinks outlawing abortion is more important than welcoming immigrants, stopping war, ending poverty and homelessness, and actually being Christian
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(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
James Woods says he will "never watch the NFL again" because of Colin Kaepernick's protest. NFL fans say it's fine since they've already decided to never again watch "Alex & the Gypsy"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Step 1: Show this article to Skynet
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Sun September 18, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of low-life to use a phony $50 bill to get change from a kid selling lemonade to raise money for Alzheimer's research
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio gives directions to elderly couple who don't recognize him for his roles in such films as Critters 3, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and This Boy's Life
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Sat September 17, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Edward Albee is dead. It's not my doing, I don't have the power. I'm no god. I have no power over life or death, do I?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Days since Donald Trump has made a indirect threat on Hillary's life can be reset to 0... I wonder how many strikes the Secret Service gives on these sort of comments?
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Mars or Utah -- can you tell from these photos? Difficulty: No Mormons
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Star of a Brazilian soap opera tragically drowns. Man, that's a lot of soap operas to be a star of
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man carjacks DeLorean but can't go back in time to change his life choices that led to his arrest after a short pursuit
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida's "stand your ground" law has been turned into an industry
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Actual Billionaire and investor Jim Chanos, says the easiest money he ever made while investing was to short any company or bond issue Donald Trump was involved with. "It was like numerous ocean liners hitting many icebergs repeatedly"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Two months FREE Audible.com. Choose from over 180,000 audiobooks. Here's your chance to make recommendations. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are nine life skills that are not taught in school even though they should be, including car repair, swimming, budgeting, and Latin (okay, we made the last one up)
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
Inspiring yet heartbreaking story about a boy who shaves his head to show support for his friend who has rare cancer. Cancer is stage 4. Article does not mention that, but subby happens to know, since he is the uncle of the patient
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Thu September 15, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Teacher docks the grades of a student for not standing for the Pledge of Allegiance
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Millennial, cellphone in hand, rushes past firefighters into a burning home to rescue: A) an elderly resident. b) a beloved pet. Or c) his laptop because it contains the only copies of his two novels
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona's first female (and last decent) governor, Rose Mofford, dies at 94
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nurse who 'bared her breasts and performed sex acts on patient' argues she was just 'providing emotional support'
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Skynet saves F-16 pilot's life, will use the life debt to enlist him in the hunt for Sarah Connor
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why so many websites are blue?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was driving and hit a 5-year-old. I was not charged; he ran out onto the road while his mother was distracted. He is permanently disabled; I have PTSD now. I have no insurance and was told to sue the parents. Should I?"
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Cloaking devices, life-extending tech and even head transplants might not be far away (but don't hold your breath on teleporters)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown. Although, whatever the hell is going on in this article about body fixers and exploding pus-filled lips is right up there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Check out the new British currency. It is plastic, it's fantastic
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Someone should start to market the product, "Basket of Deplorables" - A steak, pulled pork, BBQ, a six-pack of Lone Star beer, and a Trump sticker
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(DW)
 
 
 
Newly enacted constitutional amendment will allow presidents to serve life terms
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are 29; we've been together for three years, married for one. I'm lesbian, my wife is bisexual. Before we met, she was engaged to marry a soldier who was killed in action; she keeps a shrine to him. Should I be jealous?"
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blizzard loses their Warchief
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(SheKnows)
 
 
 
"But everyone is entitled to their own insanity." Even if it's copied from L. Ron?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ohio Mayor who "dedicated his life to Christ" admits raping 4-year-old, blames victim as a "willing participant"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 20 places from your favorite TV shows that you can visit in real-life. Cheers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: How can I tactfully tell my wife she's starting to grow a mustache and needs to shave it off?"
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We've all been defrosting food wrong - here's how to do it safely. Very cool
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
A semicolon may save your life. A whole colon helps, too
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(Some Farking Guy)
 
 
 
Within a single lifetime the world as we knew it has changed beyond all recognition. But, the most tragic loss? Stickball
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Born in the USA, summer camp for adults is latest smash hit in Australia, thanks to millennial professionals turning 30 and experiencing midlife crisis and ennui. "As with most hipster trends, Melbourne has jumped on board"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson, the breakout star of Saturday Night Live, opens up about his father, who gave his life for his country as a first responder on September 11th
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Bush press secretary dweeb Ari Fleischer gives Donald Trump a run for his money with awful 9/11 tweets
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and trying to pull a body out of the casket at a funeral is no way to go through life, lady
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
CM Punk'd
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Two teens try to slurp up publicity by telling everyone to boycott straws in the month of October
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
A woman spends $500 to save the life of a $12 goldfish. WTF, $12 for a goldfish? You overpaid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, we haven't heard from Minnesota's favorite wackadoo Michele Bachmann lately. Wonder what she's up to ... oh dear lord
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Teenager who caused a brain-eating amoeba to starve to death learns he still has to go back to school (Some Not safe for work ads on site)
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
University of Iowa to offer a degree in Social Justice. Course work will include real life discussions after interviewing the school's two Hispanic and black students
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
With MRI technique, scientists can make people dislike a person based on their face. Huh, that's nothing, I've been doing that my whole life
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, the weather is okay, and the horizon is beautiful. So now you can feel bad about your life choices by failing the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake ... but I do deny them my essence"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
God wanted Reagan to be president so he had a bunch of Muslims take Americans hostage
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Remember the scene in Warlock: The Armageddon where the birds just dropped dead from the sky? Yeah, it's like that
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In honor of Harland Sanders' birthday, here's a finger lickin' look at his crazy, bizarre life
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Libertarian Party candidate for U.S. Senate from Colorado has a solution for global warming: air conditioning
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Simpsons will resurrect Frank "Grimey" Grimes for its 600th episode
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Gonna vandalize someone's truck? Hey, make it a personal statement by leaving a banner on the windshield with Carrie Underwood lyrics
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
In a step up from "Camelly McCamelface", zoo names ugly-assed baby camel "Alexander Camelton"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My dad just sent me an e-mail and used U instead of You. How disappointed in him should I be?
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"All of a sudden, the cancer and everything else went away, and what you see is that precious few moments of someone really enjoying life"
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"I can't be the only one. I can't be the only one who, at a crucial moment in life, began receiving strange, ethereal phone calls from Marlon Brando at 3 a.m. every night. He just had the personality for it"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Geoff Johns wants everyone to relax as the DC movie verse won't be all grim and gritty
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Athletes argue they should qualify for the Paralympics if they have a learning disability
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan to be awarded with lifetime achievement Oscar. To quote the academy, "Mr. Chan, please don't kick anyone in the face while accepting this award"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Soon we will find alien life thanks to world's largest radio telescope that will soon begin its hunt for alien life this month from Guizhou, China. SOON
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Openly gay soccer player Megan Rapinoe joins national anthem protest, citing the poor treatment of lesbians in America. Naturally, a Trump surrogate inadvertently proved Rapinoe's point
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Geophysicists figure out how to carbon-date groundwater: "There are certain age dating techniques that you can use to give you an idea of that water's past life"
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
POLICE: "Yeah, this was totally an accidental double murder-suicide. We totes didn't have anything to do with this. Really. Pinky swear. Wow, is it hot in here or something?"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Anne Coulter's joke writers speak out: we tried to make her look good, but she refused to work with us. She is "absolutely the worst human being I've ever worked with in my entire life"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Think your bucket list is impressive? This guy got a 2,000 km ambulance ride from Victoria BC to Moose Jaw SK so he could die in the house he built and be buried in the cemetery he established
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Mariners held a Bark at the Park night, so naturally there was a dog with a green mohawk. Just another canine committed to the rock and roll lifestyle
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
"If you said 'I have this great idea for a comedy, you have the last human in the universe and for company he has a hologram of his dead bunk mate and a life form evolved from the ship's cat and some dodgy old mechanoid,' it wouldn't be made today"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nashville held its annual National Beard and Moustache Championships this past weekend. Top prize included a tube of Brylcreem, a one-way ticket to Brooklyn, and a copy of the Village Voice
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Racing driver jumps over entire TOWN in monster truck to break Guinness World Record
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wow, that's like thirty white guys' worth of jail time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
It's pretty awesome making it to the quarterfinals of the U.S. Tennis Open and making $450,000 ... especially if you're a teenager
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
We all know someone who drives us nuts by the way they eat, but are you driven to blind rage at the sound of *anyone* chewing?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police arrest 17-year-old after they catch him choking the chicken at a local campground. Literally. Also, several pigeons
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
US economy clinging to life and consumers as public debt nears $20 trillion
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Article on "Fifteen things a Frenchwoman can do to feel more British". Pulling a few teeth out and dying the leftovers brownish-yellow surprisingly not listed
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dabney Montgomery, whose life should have already been turned in to a biopic as he was a Tuskegee airman in WWII, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s bodyguard from Selma onward, and a lifelong civil rights activist passes away at age 93
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Need some help organizing your life? 1918 to-do list still works today
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Mon September 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Phyllis Schlafly has information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the worst day of your life? LGN
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Sun September 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Strand and crew escape the hotel California? Will Travis survive life with Chris? Will Junkie Depp leave the cult? What stupid decisions will be made? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're a school bus driver, no matter how rowdy the kids get pouring water on them is not going to quiet the situation
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Former pro athlete on why former pro athletes end up in jail: "You've spent your life being told what to do, when to eat, when to train, when to play and all of a sudden you can do what you want. When the money ends it is hard to adjust. Very hard"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mum admits she still wipes her 12-year-old son's bum after a poo, which earns this response. "He is physically capable, he can do it at home as well as at school. You're not the a***-wipe fairy"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Tom Morello AND The Edge are better guitarists than Alex Lifeson? Who comes up with these lists? Oh
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Khan family thank like-minded members of the Islamic community and other non-Republicans for their support, then caution bigoted assaults on their way of life will continue after the election
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Upon his arrival in San Francisco, Kevin Durant gets a large tattoo of a) a foggy summer day b) a tech bro moving into an apartment as a low-income family is evicted or c) musician Rick James
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man carries copy of his "young-looking" 32-year-old girlfriend's ID to prove he's not a pedophile
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Here's how to make cold coffee at home, using slightly fewer steps and only a little more time than you'd need to take apart your car's transmission
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Former Mexico president says Donald Trump's trip to Mexico was simply a "photo opportunity." Apparently no one explained to him that Trump's entire life is one big photo opportunity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Batten down the hatches, mateys. Guard your bleach with your life and your battery life with your very soul. Stay safe as Hermine continues to swat at you like an angered toddler. It's your Official Tropical Storm Hermine Thread, Day 2
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Someone else is giving the idea of carbonated milk a try. Also, mixing milk with fruit juice of different types. Sure sounds appetizing. Subby prefers his milk in the seldom tried "ice cream" format
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Possible Garrison Keillor/Donald Trump trifecta in play: "When I envision a Trump Presidential Library, I see enormous chandeliers and gold carpet and a thousand slot machines. God help us. I mean it. We're in trouble down here"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
A judge will consider smacking your penis against a car window as a crime that's sexual in nature no matter how much you respectfully disagree
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
From the archives, a 2005 interview with Gene Wilder where he discusses his memoir and his life with Gilda Radner
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Memes do come true: Here's Brent Spiner as Trump's doctor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go and the lifespan of fads in the Internet age, because when one dies out another one emerges
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Now here's one hell of a Marvel team-up: Kirk Cameron and Ben Carson want to hold a pre-election revival that will feature "storytelling, worship, inspirational speakers and musical performances dedicated to making people vote Trump"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Miss Texas USA throws a pitch, hilarity ensues
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(National Post)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the coach of the Maple Leafs promises that the team aren't going to suck as much this season as they did last season. This year's speaker: Mike Babcock
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, try not to spill them all over the highway in a fiery crash
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Archaeologists find world's oldest fossils that are a whopping 6,000 years old, give or take 3.7 billion years
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Turns out the secret to sleeping in class or meeting is just commissioning a life-size poster board portrait of oneself, looking incredibly alert and just a little academic, wearing the exact clothes you'll be sporting to school that day"
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian wildlife no longer satisfied with just trying to kill you. Now it uses other wildlife as a weapon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter: I bought unregulated, mind-altering drugs from the internet. As I went through withdrawal, I began to regret my life choices
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Roger Ailes identify whom the true enemy of women is: Journalist Gabe Sherman, for his breathless coverage of the sexual harassment problems of Ailes and Fox News
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Haunted pub's owner outraged after his possessed toilet ghost is 'stolen and bottled up by artist.' So much outrage
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Smoking pot, taking Xanax, and shopping naked at Kroger is no way to go through life, son. (with "yep, pretty much what I expected" mugshot)
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The contrast between the baseless accusations that Trump is a fringe candidate and the reality of Obama and Hillary Clinton's lifelong radical associations could not be clearer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"I never seen a puffball that big," says 84-year-old mushroom collector
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man upset by 13-year prison sentence, upgrades it to death by indoor skydiving
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
PSA: If you live-trap a skunk you'll be stuck with it for the rest of its natural life
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
On The Tonight Show, Mel Brooks eulogizes and shares his memories of Gene Wilder, admits he's still in shock
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
While you had a quiet weekend on Earth, for the very first time, NASA just sequenced DNA in space
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's recent headcracking hasn't made her any more sympathetic to victims of violence as she urges violence against Colin Kaepernick, who has the temerity to protest something based on his personal beliefs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gene Wilder died while listening to "Somewhere Over The Rainbow", his favorite song. What song do you want to listen to when you die?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Rubio: I know I said that I hated the Senate, but if you elect me again I won't let you down. Florida: Promise to serve the full 6 years? Rubio: Whoa now, let's not get ahead of ourselves
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you were born before 1985, you are the last of your kind to remember life without an Internet. You lived in the Before Time and are struggling to survive in the After Time as fluent translator between Old and New tongues. Godspeed, old fart
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Subway prankster asked for understanding but all she got was crickets
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Two of the largest volcanos in Iceland are coming back to life. FARK: Katla hasn't erupted in nearly 100 years, and is long overdue. If it does go kablooey, at least we can pronounce its name this time, unlike Bárðarbunga, so that's nice
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
James Corden hilariously parodies the insufferable Kanye West's 'Fade' video
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In the wake of the pickle incident, Alex Jones claims Jimmy Kimmel and Hillary Clinton are conspiring to kill him and make it look like an accident. Guess he should have gone with Star Trek like he claims
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: As a busy woman with a life and career, I forgot my mother's birthday. Well, I wished her a happy belated birthday but she's cut me out and refuses to talk with me because in her mind I was too late and didn't love her. What the hell"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"You have a tattoo on your balls?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're a critic of Vladimir Putin and living in Russia, your life expectancy has just sharply decreased, as evidenced by the number of Putin critics who have died recently. Of entirely non-suspicious causes, of course
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Mon August 29, 2016
(MLS Soccer)
 
 
 
What are the hot dogs at Toronto FC home games made out of this year? *crickets*
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity says Colin Kaepernick did not stand for The National Anthem because "he converted to Islam; I can't tell you who told me exactly but they're reliable sources." Oh, Lumpy, don't change
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Huma cuts off Weiner
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey police blame forty-nine deaths on na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN heroin
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
You know the drill. Someone steals your dog. You post it on Facebook. It gets more than ten thousand shares. Your dog is recovered 962 miles from home and returned to you. That's how the internet works
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
Murder suspect to represent himself in court, saying he knows everything he needs to know about lawyers by watching TV
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The trailer for Red Dwarf XI is here. "Could these life signs...by any chance be us?"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Behold ZIP code 48222, the only floating ZIP code in the U.S
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ZUS Kevlar MFi certified 4ft lightning cable. Make sure your charging cable is protected from all the ballistics life throws at it. (Sponsored Link)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rush's Alex Lifeson turns 63 today. Truly, there is no better band or act to emerge from Canada
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Fri August 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Richard Branson says he thought he'd die in his recent bicycle crash. No word yet on the condition of the nude model who had been riding on his back at the time
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(Sioux City Journal)
 
 
 
"...I did my time, I'm reaping the benefits" Well la di da
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Shoe-in for the dumbest 'proof' of alien life on Mars
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nine "tips" for saving money at the grocery store. If any of these come as a surprise, you've failed at life
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Watch as a Jezebel editor reads from the Necromonicon According to Baba Yaga and slowly drains the life from a poor redheaded sacrifice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Maine Gov. Paul LePage in the news again for racial comments and cursing, this time going to a Maine Coon cat festival and asking "where are all the f***ing black people?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A sobbing, Cheeto-dust encrusted Jeb Bush emerges from seclusion to call Donald Trump an "abhorrent man" who "morphs" on immigration
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Thu August 25, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What do you call a comedy with John Krasinski, Anna Kendrick and life-threatening tumor? How about terrific?
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Can two Bayren Munich players beat a bunch of 10-year-olds in a match? Sure. Can they beat 40 of them? That proved to be much harder
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of naïveté to let someone convince you they're the Qianlong Emperor and scam you out of 40 million RMB
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Britney Spears will be the subject of a "tumultuous true story" biopic on Lifetime. No word when "Trainwreck" will air
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
University of Chicago to the snowflake movement: No, we will not censor free speech because you are offended. You are now adults. Welcome to the real world
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Free mobile laundromat will serve the homeless with six washers that hook up to fire hydrants
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Silver medal from Olympics auctioned off to pay the medical bills for a sick child. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother has always smothered me and been clingy. She doesn't want to be alone and I am all she has. She even makes me sleep in her bed. It wouldn't be so bad but my college classmates are making fun of me"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A cat called Little Andrew was photographed holding hands with his owner on their last car ride to the vet. Damn someone must be cutting onions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
First!
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of EpiPen maker: Sure, we raised the price of our life saving drug by 400% in recent years, but "I have a business to run"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At what point in your life were you the happiest? Is that the time you're most nostalgic about?
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(Wide Open Country)
 
 
 
Holly Dunn may be
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Hiker found alive after a month playing a real-life version of the Long Dark in the New Zealand wilderness
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Albert Pujols definitely knows that he's never gotten a hit against knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. So, after 0-for-13 lifetime against him, he tips his hat out of respect
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The endgame of our real life Civ game is in sight. Soon, nerve staples and mind worms for everybody We're going to need a space elevator for this
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Wed August 24, 2016
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Bob Odenkirk nabs book deal to write essays about his life and comic journey
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Zombie coral reef comes back to life. ZOMBIE CORAL
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida teen survives brain-eating amoeba infection. To be fair, he had an advantage that someone from another state wouldn't have had
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An outraged Congress is demanding an investigation in why the makers of the Epipen have hiked the price of the life-saving drug nearly 400%; but if they really want answers they should ask Sen Manchin (D-WVa) to ask his daughter since she is the CEO
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man | Gets a Trump tattoo, just because he can | Looks at the polls, shuts his eyes | Florida man, Florida man
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor survivor who regularly visited the USS Iowa near his home is no longer able to make the trip, so chief selects visit his home and sing 'Anchors Aweigh' in the middle of his residential street. Bonus: He stands and salutes from his porch
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another thing workaholic millennials are wrecking for everyone: Ruining vacation time for all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Laura Ingalls Wilder (AKA Melissa Gilbert) was going to run for Congress before she was seriously injured. Now she'd rather not risk permanent disability, but oh no -- the GOP is suing to force her to stay in the race so they have a weaker opponent
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
BBC polls 177 film critics from across the globe. Comes up with the top 100 films of the century so far. Subby really needs to spend less time watching Trailer Park Boys
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paint me like one of your Welsh girls
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's not Evel Knievel, it's Holy Spicolli, the daredevil motorcycle jumping pastor. Says his jumps are symbolic of his faith, with the ramp representing the highs and lows in life. Gas prices represent sin and the self-driving car is the devil
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Human beings have a right to life, liberty, and indoor air conditioning
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(Metro)
 
 
 
That's not a sword. THIS is a sword
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"He then dropped his trousers and tried to insert pool balls in his bottom as he perched on the side of a table"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk man finds out the hard way that life is not like the cartoons when it comes to squeezing your body through a small hole
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Mon August 22, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
High, naked, and brown bagging it is no way to go through post NFL life, Todd
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Great Moment in Life Sciences #812: Physicist discovers why he keeps spilling his coffee - an inefficient design of the mug combined with an inappropriate method of gripping it
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man finds someone to spend the rest of his life with on dating site, mostly because she killed him after the first date
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
They are almost done sciencing the shiat out of Mauna Loa
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The life of everyone in this thread depends upon just one thing: finding someone who can not only say something clever, but who didn't have scallops for dinner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kanye West asks Mike Tyson to move out of his seat at the Connor McGregor fight... Alas, things did not turn out the way we all would hope.... Tag will always be for the singer
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Criminal on the lam since April brought to justice after cops perform a real-life Scooby-Doo cartoon plot finale (pics)
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(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Give me your best advice about love
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The right wing media has identified the greatest threat to the Republican way of life: lesbians and transgendered hillbillies
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Cost of life-saving EpiPen has increased 400% since 2007, as Mylan continues its adrenaline gold rush
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since it feels like you're doing everything else in life wrong, it was only a matter of time before somebody came along to point out that you're watering your vegetables wrong as well
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's an entirely new form of life all together
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(Google)
 
 
 
For your debating pleasure...what makes someone an 'adult'? Owning a home? Having kids? Getting a "real" job, whatever that means? A specific age, regardless of emotional stature?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Will convergent evolution produce aliens we recognize, or will offensive, thinking bugs be the norm?
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Roommate responds to "Deez Nuts" with "Deez Bullets"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher will return in Thunderdouche
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Swimmers attacked by shar... make that otters
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Self-stirring camera lens mug. For World Photography Day, and the photographer in your life who knows what an f-stop is and how to take a photo without the autofocus engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling decides she doesn't have enough money yet so announces there will be a new collection of Harry Potter short stories
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter wishes Instagram haters would just "let her live", says she'll post pics of her ass whenever she wants to
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Friends launch online campaign to screen "Rogue One" for terminally ill Star Wars fan/illustrator
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So, you think peak human speed in the 100 meters is 9.2 seconds? Not so fast
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots: "Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hindu monk who claims to be 120 years old says the secret to a long life is not having sex
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three men confront 77-year-old woman with plans to mug her. Things don't go as expected
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Melbourne ranked the most livable city in the world for the 6th year running. Residents really just too afraid to leave the city and brave the Australian wildlife
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
How tough are the weapons laws in China? Teen sentenced to life in prison for buying toy gun replicas online
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The very first Camaro prototype is on display in a huge glass box on the side of a street in Detroit
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
The bigger question is how does one 'accidentally' get hemorrhoid surgery while waiting for one's wife to give birth at the hospital?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dinosaurs? Nah, I don't believe it. Mermaids, on the other hand, totes real
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Donald Trump wearing overalls and singing the theme to 'Green Acres' at the Emmys. (with glorious video goodness)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have met my destiny; I have found the love of my life. Charming, wonderful, well-off, employed, and devoted to me. But it's all online; I have yet to meet him in person. I think I know what he looks like. Should we get married?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"We've switched this real baby with a lifelike doll (valued at over $2000) and left it inside a car on a hot day. Let's see if anyone notices"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Developing Varsity Blues into a TV series for CMT may be the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don't want your life
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sportsmanship in the Olympics may be on life support, but moments like these restore your faith in humanity
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber deletes Instagram, making it harder for authorities to locate him and drag him back to Canada for reprogramming and a maple syrup injection
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Kevin Smith's movies are so bad it justifies attacking his daughter
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Half Life: 3 confirmed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am in a stable, solid relationship that doesn't exactly have the best sex. My husband provides for me and my children, but my on-again, off-again boyfriend wants me to leave my life for him. He's deeply in debt; what do I do?"
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Henry Cavill teases New Superman costume for Justice League movie. Looks like they're taking fan advice to heart and finally lightening up the tone a bit
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Officials despair at deterring 83-year-old pickpocket "Auntie Sato, the basement thief" from continuing her lifestyle. "It takes amazing ability to enjoy pocket picking at age 83. The only way to make her stop is through closer human relationships"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Father credits "divine intervention" for sparing his toddler's life from mountain lion's hunger. Unknown why divine intervention didn't prevent the attack in the first place. Bonus: dad's name
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How Ray Lewis has helped Michael Phelps. Oddly, it doesn't involve obstruction of justice ... as far as we know
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Today's Astronomy Picture of the Day, courtesy of NASA, is Dr Manhattan tripping balls
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jon Jones wants to return to the UFC, possibly just to see if he can break his own record of drug suspensions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When a homophobic surfer dude meets a roadhogging bicyclist, Trump is sure to get involved
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA says that Venus could have once been habitable, just like Cleveland
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi: "Fark you, 2016"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Have you ever been tempted to contact a number scrawled on a men's room stall? This guy did and found the love of his life
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
RNC decides the ship isn't worth saving, plan to devote time and money to supporting the lifeboats
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
The Iowa State Fair. Come for the corn dogs, stay for the life sized butter sculptures depicting the crew of the USS Enterprise
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas lawyer who lost every one of his death penalty cases, says his job is through after four decades of posting a perfect record. SALUTE
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"A man (or woman) who is his/her own lawyer has a fool for a client." Meet the idiot who's suing every homosexual on Earth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis visits with prostitutes. This time not the ones in Congress
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Does your DNA code prove you're part alien? See which extraterrestrial race you most connect with
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
A horrible 1977 movie about a demon-possess car terrorizing a small town is as bad as it sounds. Some IMDB users compiled a list of life lessons you can learn from this cinematic masterpiece
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Some llama)
 
 
 
5 awesome llama iPhone cases. Because, llamas
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Please remain calm and do not be alarmed: Zelda Williams is taking a break from social media. Stay strong, and we can all get through this together. I'm here for you, brother
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pigeon racer gets life ban for cheating, Mo Willems inconsolable
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Turner Networks invests in Refinery29 to lock up millennial women demographic, because, as everyone knows, "Those Crazy Millennials"™ are a monolith and universally obsessed with Refinery29 beauty/fashion/lifestyle content
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man spends thousands in bid to get the 'perfect' face and ass, achieves neither. (Not safe for work)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That oughta do it, thanks very much guys
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Man catches blue lobster for the second time in his life, will be as delicious as the previous time he caught one
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Some Greenland sharks can live up to 400 years. When asked, the Greenland shark cited a lifestyle filled with cocaine, whisky, weed, loose women, wine, pills- oh wait, that was Keith Richards bio, nevermind
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Winning a gold medal at the Olympics is a life-changing event. If you're from Singapore, it's $753,000 life changing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How has dating changed since you were in high school?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Looks like Donald Trump is trying to get elected president with the old "Yeah, I don't care if I win or not. Whatever" method
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba discovered starving to death
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am thirty years old and am in the sexual prime of my life, and I have found that Tinder is the greatest thing in my life; random hookups are awesome. I never want to give up Tinder. Is there something wrong with me?"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to go through life as a Republican
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Laboratory News (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists explain why we haven't found the life in space that they promised us we'd find. Would a simple "We were wrong, we're so sorry" be too much to ask from the astronomical community?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Science now giving hummers to snails
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Parishioners claim statue of Jesus opened its eyes, then quickly shut them when it saw its shadow - or something
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Wendy's CEO: People don't want to buy our food because of the election. Subby: No, that's not it
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Second Amendment supporters spend $3 million to try and shoot down Hillary's chances of getting elected
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(Geekologie)
 
Video
 
Drunk Kentucky couple crash their Geo Tracker into power pole, then proceed to get stung by hundreds of bees. But the real story here is the eyewitness testimony given by local resident and possible Fark admin
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Anti-LBGT Nebraska legislator apologizes to God for getting caught having cybersex on his state issued computer with someone other than his cancer stricken wife
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Want to see what the Lost Boys from the movie 'Hook' look like today after 25 years? Of course you do
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Turner)
 
 
 
Photoshop this limited supply of life preservers
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
The real life situation in Nigeria, with terrorist groups, splinter cells off of those terrorist groups, corrupt politicians, finger-pointing, and bombing is like a script the writers of 'Homeland' threw away for being too contrived
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists are on their way to figuring out exactly how an asteroid wiped out the vast majority of life on the planet 65 million years ago. Hint: "apocalypse" is a rather mild word for it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Are you scared of an alien conquest of earth? I'm not. We humans are good at finding ways to kill things, even if they're technologically superior to us
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Today in Florida lawsuits: "My son shouldn't fail third grade just because he can't pass it"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dude, hold my beer while I light this ice fart
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Horse people, is it cool to feed horses carrots and apples?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a farm girl and my boyfriend is a city boy. Last month, I went to repair my electric fence, he was helping and turned the fence on to shock me as a joke; I kicked him out. My friends say I made a mistake; do I take him back?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"If Obama were white, he would've been impeached by now," says white man suing President Obama for "endangering his life as a white man"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dee Snider's granddaughter born on Cali freeway. Still doesn't know what she's gonna do with her life
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
You will probably never have a job title as cool as "planetary protection officer", nor will you actually be as cool as the lady who protects other worlds from Earth's microbes
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(Southern CA Public Radio)
 
 
 
LAX rated as the airport with the most dog relief stations. Or as most people call it, their unattended luggage
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Craigslist "missed connections": You a one-legged person who lost a leg near a creek; me a guy who found a prosthetic leg in a beaver dam
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Gatherings for ASS Club, aka Lucifer's youth army, sound pretty dull
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could re-live your life, but make one change at any point, what would it be? Investing? Marrying the girl? NOT marrying the girl?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oksana Chusovitina, competing in her *7th* Olympics, probably wearing a leotard older than Aly Raisman
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Want a massive database of real life chess matches on Steam but aren't willing to pay $234.99? Good news, it's 15% off now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York man cosplaying as a "Suicide Squad" character brings a toy assault rifle onto a train he was taking to see the film, says it was "one of the more careless things" he's ever done
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Small town residents' life sent into complete turmoil after the only Dunkin' Donuts is closed by fire
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man finds a small worm inside his Tesco cucumber, so of course he gives it a funeral and the supermarket writes a moving poem to celebrate Will's life
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"No celebrity is safe. We have tested over 100 celebrities so far and around 70 of them have caught our eye. Adele.com has the worst security you will ever see in your life"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The CFL unveils a new policy regarding domestic violence which would ban a player for life if convicted
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Sun August 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NFL star Benjamin Watson, in an interview with a pro-life group, has launched an attack on Planned Parenthood, saying it has historically been an organization designed to 'exterminate blacks'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out that the offer to make John Kasich VP in charge of all domestic and foreign policy came from some misguided low-level Trump staffer named Donald Trump Jr
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
There once were six sharks from Cape Cod, getting turnt up on blubber and scrod. Not quite yet sated, for tourists they waited, while scientists studied rotten whale bod
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is Edward Snowden the new Abe Vigoda?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Before you pat yourself on the back for letting someone cut in front of you at the supermarket or in traffic, this woman let a girl cut in front of her at the hospital...for her liver transplant
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know if you were only allowed to listen to one band or singer for the rest of you life, who would it be?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio is all heart: No abortions for pregnant women infected with Zika virus
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"We're gonna need a bigger kayak"
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Sat August 06, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Business is about to pick up as the NASCAR Xfinity Series turns right into a freshly repaved Watkins Glen International for an unfortunately Cup Driver-filled Zippo 200, 2 PM ET on CNBC, your home for NASCAR financial news
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Astrobiologists examine 4000 distant worlds and narrow down the list to the top 20 planets that could support life. Behold the "Goldilocks Zone", where temperatures are 'not too hot, and not too cold' for liquid water
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Former NFL running back Trent Richardson reveals that his family and friends helped him squander $1.6 million in less than a year. "It's scary to have all that much money in the world and not be happy"
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
While the US Economy is flying high, the once strong Canadian economy isn't just stumbling, it's on life-support
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stray dog starts following extreme marathon runner in China, sticks with him for 77 miles. Fark needs an "awesome" tag
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(Acculturated)
 
 
 
80-year-olds teach Taylor Swift to twerk
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lawyers fear attempt on the life of Turkish cleric; Turkish paladin and wizard on high alert, vowing to stop any attack
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Japanese doctors use artificial intelligence to detect type of leukemia which conventional analysis failed to detect, saving woman's life. Build that into a robot and you might have something
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
In honor of Maureen McCormick's birthday, everyone say "Marcia Marcia Marcia" 20 times fast
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
"Yes, it's important that their dad is a feminist, because now that's what they expect of all men." Thanks, Obama
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Thu August 04, 2016
(VinePair)
 
 
 
The perfect beer for 8 major life events, including bad breakup, new job or promotion, and capital murder charge
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
When will people learn that Baaaa means Baaaa
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The next time you pull a boneheaded move, remember that people in Philadelphia need to be reminded to not swim in dumpsters
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Even the Space Needle will celebrate Ken Griffey Jr. during his number retirement ceremony. A larger than life tribute
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you constantly answer emails after work hours and eat lunch at your desk, new study says it's time to get a life. ... your own life
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk, half-naked, and shooting your gun in a church is no way to go through life, son--unless you're a deputy sheriff in Texas, in which case you won't face any charges
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Wed August 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vibrations can bring still photos, bored housewives, back to life
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Facebook: The cause, and solution, for all of life's weird skin rashes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics say that the reason why we haven't found alien life like ourselves is because "compared to the rest of the universe, Earthly life is relatively premature"
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin talks about the tragedy of constantly being mistaken as a victim of Down's Syndrome
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Spanish parents win legal battle to name son 'Wolf,' dooming him to a lifetime of negative Jeopardy scores
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Now that Tony Romo's backup had an ankle go full pretzel, Jerry Jones' expresses interest in Nick Foles. At least the botox thinks there's interest
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Year-long conservation effort proves you really can shine Pooh
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne mumbles something about being a sex addict
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(Decanter)
 
 
 
Important info for Farkers: Couples that drink together stay together
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
You know you are a real adult when you accept these 25 truths. Any more to add, discuss to your right, please
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
In new book, 27-year-old Korean author insists on her right not to date
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump spokesperson Katrina Pierson says President Obama and Hillary Clinton are "directly responsible" for the death of Captain Humayun Khan because Obama "changed the rules of engagement when he was president." Khan died in 2004
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Evil League of Evil may have a Fake Thomas Jefferson, but do they have a Fake Andy Reid?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Scottie Nell Hughes, the Bellatrix Lestrange to Donald Trump's Voldemort, goes unhinged and tries to say Donald Trump was "goaded" into criticizing a Gold Star family whose son bravely gave his life to save hundreds of soldiers
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Extinction-level asteroid on collision course with Earth
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Human breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken dog. News: Dog breaks window, leading to rescue of stricken human
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Game tied in the bottom of the 12th with a man on third? The Cubs have a guy with a lifetime .051 batting average and a 3.51 ERA who'll take care of that for you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your desk. Show it to me
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mike Pence tries to play good cop in response to Khan family. Bonus: says that the Middle East was stable before Obama and Hillary got a hold of it
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Sun July 31, 2016
(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Naked, breaking and entering and drinking a pina colada mix is no way to go through life, son
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Paraguay police raided drug lord's cell after learning he was planning to escape by blowing a hole in prison wall. Discover he was only building an extension
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Apparently, people in