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500 headlines found matching 'life'
Mon June 26, 2017
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Tired of spinning your fidget spinner? Now there's a robot to spin it for you
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman paralyzed for life after having an orgasm
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marijuana cures 12-year-old girl of life threatening seizures
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Sat June 24, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mobster Sonny Franzese, at age 100, can now live a free life and try to make a world a better place
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The wildlife that makes Australia so deadly will also protect it from the robot uprising
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Badass New Yorkers turn into panicky 1950's-sitcom housewives when a big scary mouse shows up on the E train
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tell your teen to get a job. You'll be teaching them a life lesson
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There comes a time in every young Arkansan man's life when his babysitter looks at him and asks if he's ready to lose his virginity
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
History repeats itself as George Bush runs for re-election in Texas. Guess which state he carpetbagged from. Uncle George approves
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Can't get nachos prepared the way you like them? That's a stabbing
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and calling the cops on the Queen of England is no way to go through life, son
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'F*ck my life': Trump's new conspiracy theory already has staffers dreading the backlash
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Tennis legend's '5 second' romp with model in a hotel cost him $25m. You don't even want to think about the hourly rate
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(Latest)
 
 
 
This is what democracy looks like in Trump America: Protesters with disabilities -- some in wheelchairs -- DRAGGED AWAY from Mitch McConnell's office Thursday morning after staging sit-in to send message that health care is matter of "life or death"
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Why the police are allowed to kill at will. More anti-cop rhetoric from those leftists at ...the NRO?
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder that heroin and meth are not medically approved substitutes for epidurals when giving birth
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make a small fortune in the daycare business? Real life: Start with a large fortune. Fark: Sell cocaine
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S crude producers: "Throw us a life preserver. We're drowning in oil"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Hi, I'd like to put my life savings into Ethereum." *click clack* *click clack* Annnnd.... it's gone
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Do you know what genetic Chimerism is? Meet one of only 100 people in the world who is known to have it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's debate on the Unwritten Rules of Baseball is brought to you by Jarrod Dyson
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Four Greenlanders washed out to sea in freak tsunami
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disturbingly lifelike robot baby breathes, suckles, dribbles, blinks, cries, 'eats,' and 'goes to the toilet.' Umbilical cord sold separately. Bonus: It is 'very durable'
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Which classic childhood movies did you miss out on? Which ones scarred you for life? LGT some WTELF movie moments
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
If you really HAVE to defecate, this toilet paper company mascot will now allow you to poop in the company van
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
9-year-old has his act together, saves his mom's life
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Tue June 20, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Americans no longer allowed on North Korean tours, will have to content themselves with less exciting trips to Cambodian minefields, Mexican drug cartel headquarters, or maybe quick jaunts running guns across the Khyber Pass
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Work detail guard collapses. Prisoners immediately escape. Just kidding, they perform CPR and call an ambulance
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh hi, Fark. Subby just saw "The Room" for the first time. Ho Lee shiat. Anyway, how's your sex life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work a high-stress job and am married. We have a young son, and my husband does nothing more than acknowledge our son's existence and doesn't help out with any chores. Is this the new normal for women, or is my husband a lazy-ass?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you're playing checkers, your brain is playing 3D connect four mahjong game of life chess
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ruben Blades was front and center in this week's episode of Fear the Walking Dead, which finally had one episode in which someone didn't do anything completely and utterly stupid [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scene: The Terrorist Afterlife. "So, in your final mission, you were given a Kalashnikov rifle, handguns, gas cylinders and a car. How many infidels did you kill?" "Well, I dented a police van"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Warmbier to meet cold bier
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
LeBron James taking NBA Finals loss pretty well. And by well, I mean he's getting back in the gym immediately, shaving his head, and going full-on serious ball-is-life mode against group of 10-year-olds
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I regret having children'
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facebook inadvertently exposes the personal profiles of those who monitor it for terrorist activity, forcing one moderator to flee in fear for his life
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marky Mark Wahlberg is done with the franchise after making a funky bunch of Transformers movies
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
Man who drove into pedestrians outside of Mosque was shielded from the angry crowd by some of the very Muslims he tried to kill
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Bill Russell to receive the first ever NBA Lifetime Achievement Award. Not bad for someone with 11 NBA Championships, 5 MVPs and 12 All-Star selections
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
No capes
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Sat June 17, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone found a song George Harrison wrote for Ringo Starr stashed inside a piano bench
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner releases 132-year-old lobster for purely shellfish reasons
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Your dog wants polędwiczki wołowe
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Neither. The correct answer is Their Satanic Majesties Request
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in high school and you consoled yourself by saying once you grew up and became an adult, popularity didn't matter? You were wrong
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet a man whose favorite thing in life is an old outhouse
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kellyanne is once again baffled by the obvious
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Financial analyst warns investors to stay away from bitcoin. "The real life uses are just online gambling and money laundering"
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Thu June 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Annual Congressional Baseball game will go on as planned tonight. Here's how you can watch
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity accuses Democrats of demonizing the GOP after Alexandria shooting. Ironic tag on life support
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wanting a challenge and another chance to defy the basketball gods, 79-year-old Jerry West leaves Golden State to advise the Clippers. Defiance or dementia, maybe
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Cosby jury claims deadlock. Judge says have some more Jell-O pudding and keep deliberating
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Sun may have an evil twin brother named Nemesis
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I'm newly married and my wife doesn't want a joint account. Am I right to feel hurt?"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For today's MMA-United, footage showing an airline employee pushing a 71-year-old passenger to the ground has been released
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(AOL)
 
 
 
High school senior is banned from graduation after he helped TP the school and refused to give up the names of his co-conspirators
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Manchester gives Ariana Grande honorary citizenship
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel is not harvesting the blood of the young to prolong his life, says owner of business that harvests the blood of the young to prolong life
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Work sucks, watch this compilation of all 150,966 deaths shown in Game of Thrones instead
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Tue June 13, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Getting drunk and openly fapping 35,000 ft in the sky is no way to go through life, Passenger 15B
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"The Hunger Games" - Not just getting girls interested in archery, now teaching them lifesaving first aid
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dragging a half naked passenger down the aisle of a 737 is no way to go through life, EMT
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
How a rock-bottom-reaching alcoholic goalie says goodbye to the NHL team that took a chance on him
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
15-year-old lifeguard saves toddler during his first day on the job
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Word of Ivanka Trump's empowering message of work/life balance for women has reached the women actually making Ivanka's clothes and... Oh my, that's not good
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri legislator decapitates live chicken on Facebook and pulls out all its guts because abortion
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Mon June 12, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Alyson Hannigan didn't like the "How I Met Your Mother" finale either
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
Dog gets a second chance and contact lenses. ... to help with all the dust in the room (tag is for her adoptive parents)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Here's why Nebraska will be the next hot retirement spot: Financial stability and quality of life. Here's why it won't be: winter
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(Some Cardassian)
 
 
 
Fed up with voting D or R? Some New Yorkers will have the option to vote K. As in, Klingon
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Sat June 10, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life but it is becoming the lifestyle for more and more Americans. Obvious tag last seen on the couch with a sack of Fritos and a 40
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
One of the most popular themes in literature is the "Hero's Journey", as defined by legendary mythologist Joseph Campbell. The Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the best examples of this theme
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The CEO of Goldman Sachs issued the first tweet of his life in response to America's withdrawal from the Paris Agreement. Now that he's back from China and Infrastructure Week is over, I think he's beginning to get the hang of it
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from occasional bouts of constipa-... OH. MY. GOD. (Warning: Graphic images)
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Actress Glenne Headey ("that's Headly") ... actress Glenne Headly has passed away at age 63
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(KRCR TV Redding)
 
 
 
Shooting people with a flare gun loaded with a shotgun shell filled with cereal is no way to go through Life, son
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
If you own a Tesla in the U.S., you can now always look on the bright side of life
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
AI 'good for the world'... says ultra-lifelike robot, if by "ultra-lifelike" you mean "still kinda creepy"
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(Life and Style)
 
 
 
So, Kim Kardashian gets butt injections for...Psoriasis?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP congresswoman caught on secret recording freaking out about "going down with the Trump admin"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Organ recipient accepts diploma on behalf of 13-year-old who donated liver, six metric tons of dust
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists find positive proof that aliens exist. Well, to be more precise, they've come 'closer than ever before' to confirming aliens exist. Actually, it's news from Russia, so all bets are off
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Fox tries to get America to pay attention to Skip Bayless and Shannon Sharpe on FS1, reveals that U.S. Open tee times will be announced exclusively on "Undisputed," the show that only shouts about golf when Tiger Woods messes up his life
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's your pre-testimony live feed stakeout of James Comey's home. Brought to you by C-SPAN. Come for the garage door, stay for the closed gate
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
PBA Prez: Um, those police officers you see on video kicking and punching an innocent bystander who was set on fire by a car crash were really just trying to put out the fire
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay drives James Corden to the airport, hilarity (and lots of beeped-out words) ensuses
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How far into the intersection should you pull when waiting to make a left-hand turn against oncoming traffic? Here's the answer. Oh, and while you're at it, use your turn signal, too, pal
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Boston to the rest of the U.S. cities: Suuuuucccckkk iiiiiiit (especially you, NY)
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeyes finds yet another way to lower the lifespan of America, by coating chicken strips in shortbread cookie batter
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just marvel at the incredible detail and lifelike features... *rolls eyes*
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
President of baseball card company gets the phone call of a lifetime: "Hello, I have 19 unopened packs from 1948 and some unopened full boxes and almost full boxes from the 1950s and 1960s that I am considering for your auction, Any idea of value?
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Tue June 06, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says knowing where his towel is has made him a really hoopy frood
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest job titles of all time. I take comfort in knowing that being a "Sex Robot Safety Inspector" could become a real job in the next 2-3 years
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
This summer please remember: Despite what the Environmental Working Group tries to tell you, your sunscreen is not going to kill you in your sleep, sell your children into slavery, and start a new life with your partner in Sweden
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle passes tax on soda and sugary drinks. While supporters see public health benefits, businesses see the complete and total devastation of all life on planet earth. Or something close to that, anyway
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Blurry pictures of Bigfoot aside. Someone caught a woman levitating. Or at least walking on sunshine
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(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Twelve possible reasons we haven't found extraterrestrial life. Missing: We haven't checked under the couch cushions in a while
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't do the whole religion thing, so when a friend asked me to be a godparent--he's Catholic, does the weekly church thing and whatnot--I demurred as I wasn't the best choice. He's shut me out of his life. What are my options?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
War Machine permanently shut down
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
It's probably time to reevaluate your life if you start a brawl over a McChicken sandwich
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Want to ever think about retiring? Flock to Latin America with the rest of the snowbirds so you can live an upper-class lifestyle on $1,500 a month
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago a friend on his way to Saudi gets stuck in Rome grounded by the Six Days War. In a bar, he asks stranger what he's drinking and gets introduced to a lifelong love of the Negroni. How was your life changed in that way?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Smoking and drinking till you're 111 years old is...well...actually the way to go through life
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Dan Harmon, the "luckiest" character in Rick and Morty is none other than... Jerry Smith?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims people who attend church services have a longer life expectancy. Every time subby has gone it seemed to take forever, so there may be some truth in that
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Florida governor signs bill to allow birth certificates for miscarriages. No word on when subby will finally be allowed to legally adopt one of his ex-girlfriend's period discharges
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan's 'Tales From The Crypt' reboot is dead at TNT
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Man with poor impulse control and questionable life choices is arrested for the second time in a week. You can't explain that
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Would you put your toddler on a child leash?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother who broke neck sneezing breaks it again while laughing
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Saying that Hitler was sent by God to kill Jews, that the Catholic Church is an antichrist, & that gays caused Katrina is not enough to scare Mike Pence from your conference
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most interesting man in the world lived up to his moniker
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apparently, Slate writers need a professional lifeguard to tell them that the lifeguarding shown in the new Baywatch movie isn't really an accurate portrayal of how lifeguarding works
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Ariel Winter opens up
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Helen Keller dies this day in 1968. I said, HELEN KELLER DIES THIS DAY IN 1968
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The peacock is a lifelong celibate. It never has sex with the peahen. The peahen gets pregnant after swallowing the tears of the peacock"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turn your fiance gay so you can auction off the engagement ring? It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Disclaimer: Prizes in 'Who Can Drink More Vodka' contest will not be awarded posthumously
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters takes a poke at Bob Dylan: "I haven't got time to do an album of Frank Sinatra covers." Bob Dylan responds, asks Waters to write yet more songs about his dad dying
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to tell someone they smell bad
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
It's the 25th Anniversary of the best Star Trek episode from any series, TNG's The Inner Light
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I left my ex because he went from being uncertain about having kids to being committed to a 100% child-free life. Two weeks ago, I learned I was pregnant with his child. We're now an ocean apart. Should I tell him it's his?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Homeless man who helped to comfort victims of the Manchester bombing has been reunited with his mum, along with £50,000 raised so far to help him start a new life
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Tue May 30, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Disgraced hedge fund crook Leon Cooperman: "I settled with the SEC because I'm wealthy"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Lazy, drunk and unable to get back on your air mattress or even out of the creek is no way to go through life son. Um, I mean 54-year-old man
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sleep-deprived, angry, and revenge-seeking is no way to go through life, and yet Trump persists, this time going on another 3AM Twitter tirade. Today, his target was Germany and Merkel, saying they are "Very bad for U.S. This will change"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fallen Navy parachutist remembered as 'angel on earth'
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Solving the plastic pollution problem plaguing our oceans is easy: Just invent plastic-eating microbes
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Mon May 29, 2017
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
My life is now complete - a 24-hour meat vending machine that can work even in winter
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The real-life inspiration for Jack Sparrow was a 'drunk fool' of a pirate who once lost 23 ships in a year, and was last seen 'incubating chicken eggs in a heap of camel dung'
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Survivor of the UK's horrific 7/7 bombing dies from trauma related to the Manchester bombing
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty must-read novels of the summer
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Sun May 28, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Area man gets quick preview of the rest of his life after proposing to girlfriend
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Sat May 27, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arsene Wenger awkwardly adjusts tie, says he gets no respect at all
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(The Firearm Blog)
 
 
 
Don't know what to get that firearms nut? Bullets? Nah. Spotting Scope? Please. How about Gunsticles? Like Truck Nutz, but for your gun. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christians who promote LGBTQ acceptance are committing heresy
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Ukip politician calls for death penalty for suicide bombers". Ummmm
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's a limo, not a clown car
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
160-year old beer comes back to life on Friday, will still taste better than Coors Light
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The lonely life of a pro-life Liberal
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Thu May 25, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man whose face chronicles his poor life decisions accused of pointing gun at Miami traffic
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sally Yates gives speech at Harvard, explaining why it was important she stood up to Trump
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Now I'm not saying Toronto has a hobo-murdering serial killer on the loose, but homeless people there have been dying at a "staggering" rate of about 2 per week this year, by far the most ever
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lana Del Meh announces release date of her new album
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend dated and married a controlling, emotionally manipulative bully who won't let him out of her sight. She even forced him into her vegan lifestyle. He is miserable and can't talk to us. Should we intervene and save him?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Already home to more deadly forms of life than anywhere else in the Milky Way, Australia adds traveling anti-vax dipshiats to the mix
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Arrow, Ollie and Adrian play King of the Hill with ziplines while the Mayor of Star City's life hangs in the balance. (CW 8ET)
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
20 year HS reunion is coming up and it looks like there is no way to get out of it. How in the hell do I get through this? Difficulty: I've done nothing with my life
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump calls Manchester attacker an "evil loser". Sick burn, Donnie. Sick burn
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How Fox News made a name for itself by making Monica Lewinsky's life a nightmare
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'I want to stomach you for the rest of my life' like presenting her with an engagement ring hidden in your abdominal wound
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Any player who is ever questioned about missing a game for the birth of their child can now quote this coach - who delivered a perfect reply about life priorities
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We want to give the impression of every aspect of dinosaur life," said the exhibit creator explaining why the robotic dinosaurs fart, pee and .... hey, anybody see Johnny? He was standing right where that big red spot on the floor is
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Non-binary transgenders because life is complicated
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Lady gets locked inside CVS. The tag should not surprise us
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(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Your privilege is showing
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Sun May 21, 2017
(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Even the Gods need a break as the narrative shifts to the life and afterlife of Laura Moon, showing events only hinted at in the novel, including how she met Shadow. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on STARZ
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
The war on drugs in a nutshell: "Bust of a Fresno smoke shop will help the Fresno County Sheriff's Office buy new helicopter"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tony Stark wannabe yearns to become real-life Iron Man, takes flight in his jet-powered suit
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
After 48 years of faithful service, man has a funeral for his truck ... and buries it
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
That's one way to get guns off the streets. LAPD offers Target gift cards in exchange for guns and collects 800 pistols and assault rifles at neighborhood buyback
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nigerian immigrant to Canada earns degree, gets drafted by CFL in the same day. Subby found 50 cents and a gummy bear in the couch cushions
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Watership Down meets Second Life
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer finally realises his lifelong dream of owning something with a little 'iron horse' power to pull him around town
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man who jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge: "The millisecond my legs cleared it, the millisecond of true freefall, instant regret for my actions"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
90 years ago on Saturday, Charles Lindbergh flew solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Does anybody remember it from a past life? Do you consider it the greatest accomplishment in aviation? Would you like to try it yourself?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says "hatred" killed Roger Ailes; however, it wasn't the hatred inside Ailes's stone-black heart, it was the hate of others
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Does anybody remember or seen any of these animals that have gone extinct in our lifetime?
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Easier to please than the citizens of Sim City, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Prey? Oxygen Not Included? The Surge? Portal Knights? Also, this week, what game(s) changed your life back in the day? Tell us
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tanzanian woman pretended to be a man to work as miner. Right up until she was accused of rape
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Thelma and Louise may have wanted to drive their car over a cliff, but Brad says he doesn't
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Guy realizes he's on live TV news broadcast, starts goofy dance moves for helicopter
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
G.E.: We bring good things to life. Sort of
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to stop using baby changing tables in gas station restrooms
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix vying for a movie about Michael Jackson's monkey
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry has some retirement plans after basketball, and it includes playing with different types of balls
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Living the country life and live too far away from the gym? You can try some of these activities for exercise
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
John McCain says Trump's actions have reached "Watergate size and scale." Biggest scandal in his lifetime since the Teapot Dome
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A surfer not pretty enough for sponsors. I didn't know studman sponsored surfers (tag for sponsors)
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Wed May 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Only seven?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, with Chase in custody Ollie finally thinks he can beat him at checkers only to discover Chase is playing Grand Theft Auto IV. (CW 8ET)
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"The kids had fun, followed the rules, and made lifelong memories. Unfortunately, for kids in 2 of those vehicles, those memories will include that time the teachers were drunk and drove us to the airport"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Kentucky life expectancy diminishing rapidly, unsurprising given that it is the home of bourbon and Fark
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Witcher' will battle monsters as a new series on Netflix
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Seeking vengeance by setting fire to an ATM and extinguishing the flames with your own pee after getting fired from your factory job is no way to gain future employment in life, son
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"I realized in that moment that Twitter was the most important work of my life"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Juror dismissed from former Congresswoman Corrine Brown's fraud trial told other jurors "Holy Spirit" told him she was not guilty. God/Jesus/Holy Ghost: "Not me"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Israel shocked that Trump aides thought the Western Wall was in the West Bank. Really, have you been paying attention to these people at all?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
My Family's Slave
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Cuba: Where underground arcades, secret networks and piracy are a way of life
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has drained Spicey of his lifeblood
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rumor has it that James Earl Jones isn't the only actor reprising their famous role as a Sith Lord on Star Wars Rebels
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In Mother's Day statement, Trump makes plea for more "quality prenatal, maternal, and newborn care," in addition to ensuring paid family leave for both mothers and fathers. Afterwards, he laughed heartily, momentarily choking on his own vileness
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Is Avril Lavigne dead? It's complicated
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
7,000+ Coloradans' names, addresses used to post fake comments about Net Neutrality to FCC web site
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family offers $5K reward for dog stolen during burglary, instead of perhaps using that money to buy a dog that could scare off burglars
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Sage Publications)
 
 
 
How do you have a social life when working overnights? Subby is 36, lonely, and found out that he'll be working third shift for the next 6 months (LGT some article about shift work's health effects)
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(White House)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump Proclaims May 14, 2017, as Mother's Day. No, really
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
I for one do not welcome our new robot pilot overlords. This is the hair-raising story of Qantas flight QF72
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Raisin, who started out life as an unwanted kitten who was deemed defective, has found her perfect home - working at a Vet clinic, where she helps and inspires patients and clients every single day. Including (of course) Caturday
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disgraced former Fox star and serial creepy old pervert Bill O'Reilly sits down with disgraced former Fox star and serial apocalyptic maniac Glenn Beck to discuss how this is all because the libs and... wait for it... SOROS
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
🎵 His Maserati did 144 / Killed a woman, now he's done for 🎵
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... oh please ... pleeeeeeeeeeeease
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How 100 acid trips changed Cary Grant's life
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dog left behind after adoption event is now updating on social media on life at his new home with Pistons head coach
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear Rolf, you better not be fooling around with those Trinidadian island girls over there or I'll castrate you when you get back"
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Thu May 11, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"As police officers, we see all sides of life. We have a front row to see the terribly sad and the extremely funny. That being said, this video falls into the category of the extremely funny"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Let the trolling of the Washington Capitals begin
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happened to the original 1970s Wonder Woman? Wonder no more
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Political artist says war with North Korea inevitable. In his past life, he was a regime propagandist for the Kims
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(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
Boss - de plane - I am the god of tits and wine - de plane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oopsies. Looks like U.S. Navy cruiser USS Lake Champlain needs a new captain
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The question isn't can we contact aliens in our lifetime, but will aliens give a sh*t about us in the first place?
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway spotted on her way to fix U.S. opioid crisis. Most likely by sucking up all opioids into the dark void that is her soul
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"A human being just can't compare with that." Especially when the human greenlights Brietbart links
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
No more Le Pen niece for you
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(RedState)
 
 
 
West VA Sen. Manchin (D-oublespeak) gets caught posing with Pro-life and Pro-Choice signs. His office responds by saying that he poses with voters "that any signs he holds bear no relation to his policy positions"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New R-rated Hellboy movie announced is a reboot without Ron Perlman and Guillermo del Toro
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Sidney Crosby was so concussed last night he couldn't remember not getting evaluated for a concussion
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran will finally be knocked out of the #1 spot on the UK charts by whatever Kasabian is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Palliative care doctor claims we need a rethink on how we view the end of life, as death and dying remains a big taboo. He's right, once you die, you don't get invited to the good parties anymore
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is an IDIOT and can not host and post pics from his phone to save his life. Have pity on an old man. Stay on the lawn, have a beer, please. Let's talk
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's octo-mom cranks out another one
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$110M in venture capital are being invested into grammar-checking software. If only their was some way of making sure you'd get a return on you're investment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Medical study finds where you live in America has a huge impact on average life expectancy. Good news North Dakota: You don't need to worry about stretching your retirement fund. Better news South Dakota: You guys don't even need a retirement fund
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
Stephen Fry gets charge of blasphemy in 2015 dropped after Irish investigators literally couldn't find enough outraged people to move forward with prosecution. This is an outrage
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(Politico)
 
 
 
From the office of Dear God Why, I bring you a James Patterson / Bill Clinton collaboration
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
13 reasons why '13 Reasons Why' sucks as portrayal of teen suicidal tendencies
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
"The Elder Scrolls literally saved my life"
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa man dies peacefully, secure in the knowledge that Trump is being impeached
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Sleeping with my wife's corpse was a great way to grieve"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young hot girl gets her life paid for by old rich guy in exchange for "dates". Not a repeat of old rich guy/young hot girl stories throughout the ages
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Quora)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting introspective today and is wondering ... just how important IS music in your life?
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Sat May 06, 2017
(The Animal Rescue Site)
 
 
 
Believing every life is precious, man rips his house apart to rescue a trapped kitten and reunite it with its mother, just in time for Caturday (w/video)
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While most gamers are waiting for any kind of news about Half Life 3, the Germans are content to finally get an uncensored version of the first Half Life, 17 years later
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
Cargo plane crashes; 2 dead, several proms ruined
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that scene in the Dark Knight where Batman turns all the phones into a sonar grid? Now imagine that, except in real life and with wifi routers
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Trump's pick for Army Secretary drops out after people find out that he's an insane religious zealot
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Not news: site dedicated to outing bad politicians in smaller communities. Fark: it's called Big Time-Small Time Dicks. Difficulty: It's from Jezebel
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Do you want radioactive flower monsters? Cause this is how you get radioactive flower monsters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence stops at Cinco de Mayo party, says Trump has made "Latinos a priority." Presumably he meant deportation-wise
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Beverly Hills agent uses curve appeal instead of curb appeal to sell $100M home (Video Not safe for work)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
People should not get health insurance and should instead pay for medical care out-of-pocket the same way they do for other necessities of life such as the new World of Warcraft expansion that lets you play as a panda
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook nears two billion monthly users. Which means only 5 billion people on Earth still have a life
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Jimmy Kimmel, you've managed to remind at least one senator that a fetus' life continues after birth
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An exploration of the "born sexy yesterday" trope in sci-fi, in which an impossibly sexy woman wakes up in a strange, unfamiliar place and falls immediately in love with the first schlub she meets
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republican members of Congress cheering the passage of their revised health care bill is like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter"
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(Time)
 
 
 
When the aliens come -- and they will -- they will probably come in peace and not eat us tasty humans
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Alaska State Rep: "You have individuals who are in villages and are glad to be pregnant, so that they can have an abortion because there's a free trip to Anchorage involved." No, wait. It gets dumber right after that
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Middle-school catcher with only one arm is dominating opponents. Jim Abbott impressed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japanese shocked to discover that having several generations form romantic relationships with anthropomorphic pillows, life-like dolls, and multi-tentacled animatronic succubi has had an adverse impact on population growth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Cancel that Amber Alert and whip up some murder charges against the little accomplice"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Jazz roll out #Nightlife T-shirts to mock Warriors, who still will only play two games in Utah
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, George Will wrote an editorial about Trump's fitness for the presidency? Well, he's a lifelong conservative, so I can't imagine that he says anything too terr -- oh my
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Red Sox fan is banned from Fenway Park for life after using a racial slur in regards to black woman singing the national anthem
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(Fark)
 
 
 
OK acoustic guitar virtuosos... what is the Holy Grail of the flat-top box
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Terminally-ill cancer patient jailed for LEGAL cancer drug in her system, will miss chemotherapy. Kansas: The Heart(less) Land of America
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's life or death, Farkers. Will someone please confirm or deny the following information? Burgers and fries can be purchased before 10:30 AM at Burger King. Yes or no. It MUST be Burger King. Subby is aware of other diners and such that serve 24/7
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Seven ways to make the most of your gap year, without actually working at one
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(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Police caller: "I just killed my wife." Police, later: "No, you didn't. That's not even a real gun"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was raised Lutheran because of my mother; my father is an atheist. I moved out of town and became a Christmas-Easter attendee. I also became a devout atheist; I attend church because I like the socialization. Am I living a lie?"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You may have heard the myth that biting into a Wint-O-Green Lifesavers produces visible sparks in a dark room. It's no myth. Here comes the science
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a convicted felon legally barred from owning a firearm, do not brandish one on Facebook Live
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren goes on record as a fan of Ballers, no word on Shot Callers or Twenty-inch blades on the Impala
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(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Tonight on ComicsTV: To stop Savitar, Barry needs a healthy Brand on The Flash (CW 8pm ET). Later, Liv makes life uncomfortable for everyone on iZombie (CW 9pm ET). Finally, escape is in sight but not everyone wants to leave on Agents of Shield (ABC 10pm ET)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Warriors rooted for LA Clippers over Jazz because 'No nightlife in Utah'
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Reddit thread turns into gamification of life. it's amusing. Just read it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nominee for Secretary of the Army thinks evolution is like a rusting lawn mower
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Half Life 3 confirmed to have no writers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.... especially on Fark
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: art imitates life. News: life imitates art. Fark: where "art" = a Jim Carrey movie from 20 years ago
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(Augusta Chronicle)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Disease is the illness Americans fear most, even more than cancer, stroke, and what was the other?
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(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Ryan Leaf writes a regret filled letter to his younger self
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Building a real-life TARDIS is possible as long as physicists don't phone it in
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Yes you need to believe in unicorns ...and gravy. It's what makes life mythically delicious on a Sunday morning
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Woman pulls gun on barber for taking too long. Stay classy, Cleveland
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Police use carrots to corral horse loose on city streets, life must be getting tough on the stable corner of the streets these days
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
The bad news about arresting zombie chicks is they can do life sentences standing on their heads
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Terminally ill man spending last days repairing bikes, donating them to needy kids
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Chance the cat apparently has at least nine lives and maybe as many as sixteen
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Do you want to escape poverty? Well, it will take you 20 years of perfect planning and execution, with no unexpected illness, accidents, or other life events, and even then, you'll be in debt up to your eyeballs. Enjoy the American Dream
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If there were no natural deaths, you might live for millennia, only to fall off a ladder
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have bone cancer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Federal authorities run nuclear response drills at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Which means next week you can look online for autographed game-worn army helmets
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
"She WILL kill again," says worst defense attorney ever
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Lieutenant serving in the German army lives secret double life as crime fighting hero. Excuse me, did I say crime fighting hero? I meant fake Syrian refugee villain
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, let's face it. There just aren't a lot of things to do in Jersey City
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Democratic leaders to the GOP: If you rush a Trumpcare vote we're pulling the government off life support
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How SETI success hinges on getting our ducks in a row and locating 'New Quackers'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
32 Year Old lineman Joe Thomas: "I'm experiencing memory loss. Also, I'm experiencing memory loss"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby always wanted a treehouse as a child but could not afford one ... probably couldn't afford one of these now, either
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In real life a roadrunner would lose to a coyote in a footrace
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A married couple with three children are filing for divorce so their shared 21-year-old girlfriend won't feel left out
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump is becoming the worst parts of Hillary Clinton
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Tue April 25, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Golden parachutes to be replaced by shiny metal asses
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Police who removed United passenger: Coming right for us, furtive movements, fear for my life, etc
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scott Baio gets caught being stupid but says it's really all Trump's fault. Scott and Donnie are so much alike, like two pea-brains in a pod
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to nuke Australia. Australia threatens to mail them a box of local wildlife
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
India's 68-year-old "Mother of Orphans" has raised over 1,400 abandoned children. "I am there for all those who have no one"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be funny. One day you're on a reality TV show catching fish off the coast of Alaska and the next thing you know you're being arrested on meth charges in Phoenix
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Scott Baio is a dick
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Mon April 24, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Trump is President, We're at the brink of WWIII and the country is divided more than ever. Is there any good news out there?" "Ed Sheeran may be quitting music." "Ahhhh, life is good"
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cheddar, brie and parmesan contain a compound that could improve life expectancy by 25%, the taste of pasta by 100%
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And we now have MLB's first Little League "home run" of 2017. Total distance - 40 feet
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Big Red (troll) Machine
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Sat April 22, 2017
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
"I want everyone to be happy. A goal in my life is to touch other people's lives and we're touching other people because of the Dum Dums bringing them happiness and joy and just having a piece of candy"
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Fri April 21, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The guy who sang the eternally smooth lead on Everybody Plays the Fool has died. He was also Cuba Gooding Jr's dad
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
At age 90, "The Facts of Life" star Charlotte Rae looks back at her years as an alcoholic, and how her addiction peaked with "Sesame Street"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man who doesn't use social media because "it gets people in trouble" surprised to learn a wanted fugitive has started a new life and posed as him on Facebook
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter join forces to buy the Miami Marlins. Although Jeter might want to think twice about someone whose last business deal was spending $150 million to get just three convention delegates
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(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Alabama: Mr. Roy Moore, your behavior was so egregious we're upholding your lifetime ban from being a lawyer. Moore: 'ok fine, then I'll run for governor, then I won't have to follow your silly laws anymore'
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
There is no word yet on whether the hearse will be sporting a pair of mouse ears
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Construction project threatened by Rusty Patch Bumblebee which has been recently added to the endangered species list. Ironically, the project was to build a huge life-size statue of Bea Arthur
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Caribou Barbie with real life foot in mouth action attacks Elizabeth Warren claiming that "Fight Like a Girl" is her catch phrase
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(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
52% of Americans say they have smoked pot at some time in their life. The other 48% are still finishing the survey
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Because gun laws aren't lax enough and the average American's life in danger from loose firearm regulations, the NRA now wants to push forth on National Reciprocity
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Don't condemn this couple for giving birth so the infant's organs can be harvested, have a little heart
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Wed April 19, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman saves man's life on their first date, earns second date invite
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Making harassing calls while walking around in your underwear is no way to go through life, grandma
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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Tue April 18, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
CDC report shows the number of Americans suffering severe mental disorders has increased. No word on the current number of Americans enjoying them
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump is making the GOP heinously unpopular again. At this rate, the Democrats may actually come close to winning a Presidential election in my life time again
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Man able to die in peace after learning Trump had been impeached. We should all be so lucky
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