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25 headlines found matching 'legs'
Thu October 16, 2014
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Prehistoric kangaroo walked on two legs, befriended a cow and turtle. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous
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Fri October 03, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Knott's Berry Farm restaurant assures its patrons that the almonds in their salads do not have legs
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Thu October 02, 2014
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
I know you're about to be sentenced for assault, resisting an officer and a few other felonies.. but how about you go stretch your legs for a bit, first?
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Wed October 01, 2014
(Jambands)
 
 
 
Now that Dusty Hill's got legs and he knows how to use them again, ZZ Top and Jeff Beck announce a new tour titled Shut Up and Take My Money
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Thu September 25, 2014
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
FSU continues to handle their Jameis Winston problem with delicacy and grace. Just kidding, they served crab legs at halftime of the Clemson game to recruits
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Mon September 22, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Because Britain hasn't been invaded by enough giant spiders and huge rats, gigantic daddy long-legs are walking right around the corner to mate and lay eggs within the next fortnight
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
"In one of Leonardo da Vinci's many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible importance, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus"
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Wed September 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So, how does a small dog cope with The Cone of Shame, and two broken legs?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Infant recovering after having arms and legs amputated. FARK: He was born with four of each
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Thu September 04, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP female outreach program reaches new sexy low. Whoops, I mean sexist, not sexy. Look, there's sex and there's legs and baggage and probably motorboat noises or something really eyecatching like lace. Yoga pants. That's what we need
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Sat August 30, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yogi: "Hey Boo-Boo, looks like Ranger Smith is taking a nap". Boo-Boo: "No Yogi, he's just passed out drunk"
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Thu August 28, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Jiff the Pomeranian is the fastest bipedal canine in the world, also the creepiest when dressed in doll clothes
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Fri August 22, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Strap-on wearable chair could be awesome, might be a pain, depending on how you use it
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Tue August 19, 2014
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Get hit by a forklift resulting in a fractured ankle which required pins inserted in it, as well as a large laceration to one of your legs? That's $118,450 (USD) in reparation
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A pig like that, you don't eat all at once
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Wed August 06, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Fun facts about Swiss cheese: The holes are called "eyes." Swiss cheese without the holes is called "blind." And our favorite, trying to steal four huge pieces of Swiss cheese by stuffing them down your pant legs, well, that's called illegal
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
And now for Something Completely Different - Owls with Human Legs
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Sun July 27, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you're riding your motorcycle, you just need to stop and stretch your legs. In the middle of traffic on a busy highway off-ramp is probably not the optimal place to do it, however. Especially if your BAC is 2.5 times the legal limit
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Robot breaks leg; uses mathematics to learn to walk again in under 2 minutes (with video)
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Fri July 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everything changes when you hit the big 1-0, your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore, you get to be an independent contractor
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Tue July 15, 2014
(YouTube)
 
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Linda Ronstadt is 68 today. Travel back to 1974 and try not to be distracted by her legs as she sings "You're No Good"
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Mon July 07, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Indianan shoots own hand, both of his wife's legs in gun-cleaning mishap, or at least until he breaks down under intense questioning
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Wed July 02, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Between-the-legs drop shot from behind the baseline you say? I think I can manage that
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man wants to trade his wife, children, mother and house for Mexico's goalie. Arms and legs are off-limits it seems
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Sat June 28, 2014
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
"It doesn't matter if they have two legs or four, they are all family." Sounds like it's time for Caturday
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