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Headlines matching 'ledge'
Wed May 23, 2012
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(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney pledges 6% unemployment by the end of his term. The CBO currently projects 5.5% unemployment in 2017  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (113)


Sun May 20, 2012
(Politico) Obvious As they are faced with actually governing the country, a growing number of GOP freshman are realizing that basing the country's tax policy on a pledge they swore to a lobbyist based on idea he had when he was 13 is kinda insane, actually  (politico.com) (113)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Fark) Survey Clear your desks, the Fark Weird News Quiz will challenge your knowledge of what happened in the last week and simultaneously determine how busy you were at work  (fark.com) (34)


Wed May 16, 2012
(AOL) Hero University issues new contract requiring faculty to accept "Personal Lifestyle Pledge". Faculty members respond with "How about no? Does no work for you? And by the way, we're out of here "  (jobs.aol.com) (243)


Tue May 15, 2012
(WSBTV) Amusing LOL, school makes students sign pledge to not write acronyms in their yearbooks. OMG, TSNF  (wsbtv.com) (86)


Thu May 10, 2012
(SlashFilm) Fail Spinoff of 10 Things I Hate About You, a suicide drama called 10 Things I Hate About Life, is in the works. Look for an awkward dedication and attempt to replace Heath Ledger  (slashfilm.com) (30)
(Reading Eagle) Asinine Q. What do you do when you habitually ingest a product not fit for human consumption,it's labeled not fit for human consumption and you acknowledge you are aware it's not fit for human consumption? A. Sue the guy that sold it to you  (readingeagle.com) (144)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Ars Technica) Cool Come for some geek knowledge, stay for the newspaper quotes from a time when journalists knew how to write  (arstechnica.com) (7)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Take away a 15 year old's cellphone? That's a Teen Sledgehammer Rampage. You just read that in Don LaFontaine's voice  (wcax.com) (74)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Parents sue because their snowflake was kicked out of an honors English class after he was caught cheating. Fark: He had signed an Academy Honesty Pledge which warned that cheating was grounds for immediate removal from the class  (dailymail.co.uk) (200)


Thu April 26, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Romney campaign continues to warn of Soviet threat, pledges to help Czechoslovakia   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (277)
(The Consumerist) PSA Nutella settles court case and acknowledges it's not a health food, nor is it really truly edible  (consumerist.com) (230)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Salon) Obvious "The dirty little secret about political punditry, that is not actually a secret to anyone who watches and reads it, is that it's all lies. It requires very little knowledge or skill, and there are no consequences for being wrong"  (salon.com) (35)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Denver Channel) Sad Hello, homeowner? Good news We finished a half hour early, the laundry is done, the kitchen is clean, your dead dog is under the dining room table and we need more Lemon Pledge. What was that? I said we need more Lemon Pledge  (thedenverchannel.com) (94)
(Some Guy) Cool International pop star Gotye shows up to pub trivia night at a tiny bar in San Francisco. Proceeds to dominate hipsters with encyclopedic music knowledge  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (55)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Yahoo) Dumbass Reporters and gun knowledge doesn't mix: "The female suspect, McClain, was described by witnesses at the scene as a black female carrying a small caliber pistol, possibly a 9mm"  (gma.yahoo.com) (340)


Mon April 16, 2012
(13 WMAZ) Silly Police in Milledgeville, GA arrest a six-year-old girl for simple assault and property damage after knocking over a shelf in a school tantrum that injured the principal. Thank god that monster is off our streets  (13wmaz.com) (245)


Fri April 06, 2012
(TwinCities.com) Spiffy Sooner rather than later, Adrian Peterson pledges $1 million to University of Oklahoma  (twincities.com) (18)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Boston.com) Photoshop Photoshop this sledgehammer swinger  (inapcache.boston.com) (23)


Wed March 28, 2012
(The Sun) Fail PSA: If you are sleepy and decide to take a nap then you should know that a narrow concrete ledge five floors up is not the best place to do so  (thesun.co.uk) (23)
(Yahoo) Sick Lorax statue lifted and taken away from home of Dr. Seuss's widow. Anyone with knowledge of the perpetrators' identities is encouraged to contact San Diego police; confidentiality is guaranteed if you use Whisper-ma-Phone  (news.yahoo.com) (51)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Think Progress) Stupid Grover Norquist excuses Ronald Reagan's 11 tax increases on the grounds that they were okay because he never signed his pledge to not raise them while in office  (thinkprogress.org) (145)


Fri March 09, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass How much of a lil biatch is Jon Vilma? He wouldn't even pay the $10,000 bounty on Favre that he pledged  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (31)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Think Progress) Hero Not news: Congressman calls Norquist's anti-tax pledge "disingenuous and irresponsible." Holy Fark: Republican Congressman calls Norquist's anti-tax pledge "disingenuous and irresponsible"  (thinkprogress.org) (68)


Wed March 07, 2012
(Big 1059) Dumbass "If elected Mayor, I promise to continue firebombing cement trucks, sitting on a ledge at the office of the U.S. Forrest Service, and committing domestic violence"  (big1059.com) (38)


Thu March 01, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Koch Brothers: we pledge $200 million to try to defeat Obama. Obama: billionaires like the Koch brothers are trying to run me out of office. Koch spokesman: How dare the president attack private citizens like that?  (news.yahoo.com) (103)


Mon February 13, 2012
(The New York Times) Amusing New York Times wonders "Is Callista Gingrich's hair perfect?" Pledges to investigate why she disappears with each full moon  (nytimes.com) (87)


Tue February 07, 2012
(My Fox DC) Asinine Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl  (myfoxdc.com) (61)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting IMF disavows knowledge of China's fiscal "hard landing"  (news.yahoo.com) (11)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Gallagher hikes dividend by 3%. I didn't know Sledge-o-matic sales were doing that well  (chicagotribune.com) (10)

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