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36 headlines found matching 'ledge'
Thu January 19, 2017
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Assange: That pledge to turn myself In? That wasn't so much a pledge, it was more "I Didn't Think You Would Really Do That"
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Gordon has to deal with Mario's death, Riddler et. al. has to deal with Penguin's betrayal, Selina has to deal with her mom, and Jerome has to deal with Heath Ledger comparisons. Second half of "Gotham: Mad City" premieres tonight, 8 PM EST on FOX
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Fri January 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Despite pledges, U.S. chain restaurants are not changing the nutritional quality of their kids' menus. Apparently they are afraid if they do that, they will pretty much be bringing out an empty plate
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, has pledged to divest assets worth millions. However, his assets worth billions he's holding on to
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Tue January 10, 2017
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Only the best pot stores have price-matching, knowledgeable security guards AND midnight Glow-in-The-Dark miniature golf excursions: "People drive way far to come here, way farther than I think is rational"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I pledge to protect the civil rights of every American as attorney general," claims Emperor Palpatine lookalike Jeff Sessions, whose record is so white it gets confused for a Beatles double album
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Will Deadpool be acknowledged as Best Picture? Will Veep nab the Best Sitcom award? Will Anthony Anderson get acknowledged for his genius? Will Jimmy Fallon be awkwardly unfunny? It's your Golden Globes Discussion Thread, 8pm ET ON NBC
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Thu December 22, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican representative goes on CNN to parrot false Trumpian talking points on immigration, has the misfortune of dealing with a knowledgeable host who legally immigrated to the U.S.
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Exiled Hobbit, fifth-tier My Little Pony villain, and newest ally of Russia Reince Priebus refuses to acknowledge whether or not Donald Trump had contact with Russia during the election
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Wed December 14, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orange Cheeto's destruction of America continues as IBM pledges 25K new jobs and 1 billion in training for employees
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alright baseball experts, prove your knowledge and see how many pitchers you can name from a silhouette of their delivery
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rich strip mining the middle and working classes, in charts
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Here's the inside story of the Great Quebec Maple Syrup Heist, already acknowledged as "one of the greatest agricultural crimes in all of history"
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Exhausted over The Walking Dead's profit fight, AMC pledges to end packaging fees. But the CAA is upset and is trying to prevent making things cheaper for everyone
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Mon November 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in regards to 11-year-old stealing his parents' car after playing GTA: "Here we have an influence of a video game making kids try things without their parents' knowledge or consent"
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this balanced ledger
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's ISIS strategy will turn Syria into a full-fledged clusterfark
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Fri November 18, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYPD rescue pit bull puppy trapped on balcony. Amazingly no one was shot or mauled in the process
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Wed November 16, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
University of Albany sorority members arrested for forcing pledges to eat mud and garbage. Police charge them with impersonating a fraternity
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Thu November 10, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's pledge to "ban all Muslims" no longer on his website. Man, that was quick
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is turning out to be the worst year for movies since 2002, the acknowledged worst year for movies ever
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Logz.io)
 
 
 
Ten DevOps interview questions to gauge a candidate's real knowledge. Number 11: You know that DevOps is BS, right?
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(News24)
 
 
 
China pledges to cut 18% of its carbon emissions by 2020. Finally the air will be clean enough so that the people can read billboards telling them when air pollution warnings are in effect
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Thu November 03, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
After her credit card is declined for a meal at a fancy restaurant, a woman leaps 14 stories to her death in the ultimate dine and dash
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"He took a sledgehammer to civility...He refused to detour from the low road. After the election, when he turns around, he will see a brand gouged with so many craters, it's like it was under siege by long-range missiles this whole time"
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Tue October 25, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey Man who jumped to death off a bridge while holding his two sons wrote about the joys of fatherhood. Before he apparently changed his mind
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Thu October 20, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Four things I realized about Hillary after finally being talked down from that ledge last night: she'll take your money, make you marry Mexicans, and is a timid little indecisive person who'll screw you globally even though you were farked anyway"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "I would like to promise and pledge, to all of the people of the United States, that I will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election." Finally, some reasonabl-- "...if I win." Goddammitsomuch
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
McCain walks back previous pledge, vows to fairly evaluate any of Hillary Clinton's Supreme Court nominees and THEN block their nomination
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The latest Wikileaks release of hacked emails reveals the explosive new information that Hillary's husband Bill, apparently knows a lot about how to run for president, and has been eager to use that knowledge to help his wife get elected
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
73-year-old sues four grown children for failing to care for her, demands alimony. "For the purpose of spreading legal knowledge, the circuit court decided to hear the case on a piece of open farmland. The event attracted nearly 100 spectators"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski flips out on live television after being confronted with the knowledge his boss is a rapist
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In crowded Korean music marketplace full of lookalike singers, K-pop idol group draws attention for only accepting members who pledge not to get plastic surgery. Get a look at these uggos
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Thu October 06, 2016
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
US Rep. Walter "Freedom Fries " Jones, thinks that Donald Trump needs to join Hillary Clinton and take a pledge to end "Citizens United" by Constitutional Amendment if necessary. No seriously, stop laughing
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Fri September 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump deposition video released. Subby's no body language expert, but the Donald is totally on the defensive during the entire thing. I guess it's because he sorta almost kinda acknowledges that he farked up calling Mexicans rapists
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Stanford offering free tuition. Difficulty: MBA only. Supreme Difficulty: You must pledge to live and study in a bleak hellscape of despair and hopelessness for two full years
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