| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Joe Namath's daughter arrested for posession and intent to sell marijuana. No word on whether she was wearing pantyhose at the time (palmbeachpost.com) | (85) | ||
| Food-safety lawyer says he no longer eats raw oysters, raw fish, sprouts, bagged leafy greens, hot dogs, unpasteurized juice or milk, and hamburgers (seattletimes.nwsource.com) | (188) |