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Headlines matching 'lawsuits'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(Some Wicked Willy) Amusing The judge found Alan Berger voluntarily signed up for the beer-drinking game of beer pong, and couldn't sue Wicked Willy. The judge said Berger "consumed alcohol to the point of diminished capacity"  (wtsp.com) (23)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Judge orders man to go on a date with his wife. Man expected to file lawsuit alleging infringement of his 8th Amendment rights  (sun-sentinel.com) (57)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting World Court says Germany has immunity from lawsuits over Nazi atrocities, says the country was only following orders  (news.yahoo.com) (61)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Interesting LEGO has a patent on filing nuisance lawsuits against companies that make similar toys  (courant.com) (28)
(Washington Post) Obvious Rick Santorum: We need to cap medical malpractice awards to $250,000. World: Didn't you file a $500,000 malpractice suit against your wife's chiropractor in 1999? Santorum: That was different  (washingtonpost.com) (216)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Billionaire Sheldon Adelson, financier of Newt Gingrich's campaign, under investigation for corruption  (dailymail.co.uk) (161)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine When your little snowflake loses a toe in an escalator accident, do you C) sue the manufacturer of Crocs?  (ocregister.com) (123)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Houston Chronicle) Sick If you care for an elderly man at a nursing home, one of your most important jobs is to make sure gnats and ants don't crawl up his trachea tube into his larynx  (chron.com) (64)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Some Guy) Followup The Carlyle Group takes another shot at ruining America  (delawareonline.com) (13)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Not news: Man and woman have consensual sex. Still not news: He's married. FARK: She is suing him for 'Seductive Damages'  (zimbabwemetro.com) (168)


Fri January 13, 2012
(People Magazine) Amusing Axl Rose to serve jury duty. He will listen to your SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA PLEAS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAS  (people.com) (74)
(Newsday) Followup After third consecutive losing season, lawsuits, losses of $70 million, Fred Wilpon to stay as NY Mets owner. Fans brace for another hilarious 70 win season  (newsday.com) (34)
(Some Guy) Obvious 50-year-old news anchor with more than 20 years experience is shocked to discover she's being replaced by her 26-year-old female co-anchor  (bismarcktribune.com) (88)


Wed January 11, 2012
(NPR) Stupid Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of "The Supremes vs. America," where the Black-Robed Cabal declares arbitration clauses are people, too  (npr.org) (107)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Bloomberg) Ironic Arizona's Governor on ObamaCare: This violates the tenth amendment. We shall fight this. Arizona's Governor on Medical Marijuana: This violates Federal law. Who are we to question them?  (bloomberg.com) (158)


Sat January 07, 2012
(CBS News) Followup Actress outs herself in federal lawsuit. No, not that actress. Or that one. Or that... heck, we've never heard of her, either  (cbsnews.com) (49)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Techzwn) Asinine Not News: News industry forms RIAA-like group. News: Says lawsuits won't be part of starting playbook, but will be added eventually. Fark: First salesperson starts next week  (techzwn.com) (29)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Weird India sues Monsanto for pirating eggplant  (wakeup-world.com) (82)


Wed January 04, 2012
(UPI) Sad Andy Dick says 2012 will 'be big' for him ... so be watching for big arrests, big lawsuits, big headlines  (upi.com) (36)
(AZCentral) Asinine Cops pulls a woman over for speeding and offers to take her out on a date to make up for the $132 ticket he's about to give her  (azcentral.com) (116)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Gizmodo) Weird From the "maybe they didn't think this through all the way" department: Pepsi moves to dismiss lawsuit from guy who found dead mouse in his soda, on grounds that Mountain Dew would dissolve a mouse carcass before the can was opened  (gizmodo.com) (121)


Sat December 31, 2011
(LA Times) Strange AGNES, a suit developed by MIT, makes you feel like a lazy, malnourished 75 year-old. No word if it includes successful bowel movement celebration mode  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (28)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely In a reminder that the US legal system is serious business, "Beverly Hillbillies" actress settles lawsuit over Barbie doll  (suntimes.com) (80)


Wed December 28, 2011
(las vegas weekly) Spiffy Las Vegas Weekly notes that the bizarre lawsuit from the self-proclaimed 'pinball wizard' really "took off, thanks to a link from Fark" (item #3)  (lasvegasweekly.com) (1)


Fri December 23, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Cool Every Batman suit ever. Where *does* he get those wonderful tailors?  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (42)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic Sony's attempt to rule out class-action lawsuits sparks class-action lawsuit  (gamespot.com) (40)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Starpulse) Followup "The Hangover Part II" copyright lawsuit sobers up, remembers what it did last night  (starpulse.com) (27)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Oregon Live) Sad This. Suit. Burns. Better. LOOK. *thud*  (oregonlive.com) (65)


Fri December 16, 2011
(CNN) Followup We should paint the Medal of Honor recipient as an unstable drunk. That will totally work  (cnn.com) (139)
(AL.com) Stupid Lawsuit filed to prevent Obama from appearing on ballot. Even in birtherism, Alabama lags behind  (blog.al.com) (169)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Huffington Post) Misc Hulk Hogan suing ex-wife for claiming he used to piledrive Brutus Beefcake in the ring a little too frequently  (huffingtonpost.com) (74)
(Hartford Courant) Fail Driver hits gas instead of brake and crashes into clothing store, owners forced to press suit  (courant.com) (26)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Some Out of Work Tour Guide) Interesting So you want to operate a mule drawn carriage and make up stories about The French Quarter? We'll just need you to pass a history test, submit to a criminal background check and pee into this little cup please  (wwltv.com) (39)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Toronto Star) Sick The ten most inappropriate Christmas songs ever recorded. "D--- in a Box"  (thestar.com) (97)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Stabbing your way out of Court-ordered Anger Management classes: You're doing it wrong  (king5.com) (37)


Mon December 05, 2011
(TechEBlog) Cool Three amazing homemade Iron Man, War Machine suits  (techeblog.com) (40)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine School puts up Ten Commandments display. Student complains, prompts ACLU to file lawsuit. Of course, the school wants to force the court to release the student's name and are calling him a "coward" for remaining anonymous  (roanoke.com) (411)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Mediaite) Stupid Mitt Romney on new jobless numbers: "Obama will have a hard time putting perfume on this pig." In related news, Sarah Palin considers filing copyright infringement suit against Mitt Romney  (mediaite.com) (172)
(JSOnline) Followup NFL attempt to stop lawsuit from fans screwed over by Jerry Jones's greed fails  (jsonline.com) (41)


Thu December 01, 2011
(New York Daily News) Dumbass Opera-singing dentist sues patient who complained about her on Yelp. WIth photo of what a dentist on the 69th floor of the Chrysler Building might look like  (nydailynews.com) (58)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Deadline) Interesting There's more than meets the eye in this Paramount lawsuit  (deadline.com) (17)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Dumbass Man sues MSNBC for airing an interview with Michael Jackson's doctor. Because he says it infringes on his yet-to-be-released animation film about Jackson's death  (hollywoodreporter.com) (12)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Ars Technica) Interesting An Apple a day keeps infringement suits away  (arstechnica.com) (12)


Mon November 21, 2011
(NME) Interesting Liam Gallagher sobers up, resumes lawsuit against brother Noel, gets drunk again  (nme.com) (15)


Sat November 19, 2011
(CBS News) Dumbass Did you know a mere sticker could send you to the fires of eternal damnation? This former employee did  (cbsnews.com) (270)


Fri November 18, 2011
(JSOnline) Asinine Six-year-old boy caught playing doctor charged with sexual assault, served with a malpractice suit  (jsonline.com) (170)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool In a fight that's sure to last longer than their first bout shown on Fox, UFC sues New York in an effort to overturn ban on live MMA fights  (hollywoodreporter.com) (51)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Huffington Post) Interesting Anchor Steam vs. Sam Adams over trade secrets. If only they could settle this out of court with some kind of summit  (huffingtonpost.com) (171)
(CBS 4 Denver) Asinine Nurses file lawsuit over the time it takes them to get dressed and undressed, argue they should get paid for the extra 15 minutes a day. This will set a horrible precedent for strippers if they win  (denver.cbslocal.com) (119)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Civil suits against Penn State could reach over 15% of the school's total endowment  (businessinsider.com) (338)
(AZCentral) Amusing Annual Professor perk is to give your freshman in Human Sexuality assignments to masturbate, draw their breasts, describe their orgasms. 60 year old freshman Karen though had a problem with that  (azcentral.com) (439)


Fri November 04, 2011
(SanDiegoUnionTribune) Followup Woman who claims to have Bieber's love child could face rape charges; you read that right  (signonsandiego.com) (131)


Tue November 01, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Big East to WVU: Hey, don't get too excited, you can't leave for the Big XII until 2014. WVU to Big East: Get farked  (espn.go.com) (72)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary 30-year FBI profiler says nice guys finish last because they're too busy making woman suits in the basement  (washingtonpost.com) (238)

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