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Headlines matching 'laws'
Tue February 07, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Judge orders man to go on a date with his wife. Man expected to file lawsuit alleging infringement of his 8th Amendment rights  (sun-sentinel.com) (57)
(ktvb.com) Asinine City blocks lawsuit allowing bicycles on bicycle path  (ktvb.com) (158)
(NPR) Obvious So just how important are illegal immigrants to a state's economy? So important that even the Alabama hillbillies who voted for their tough anti-immigration laws are starting to second-guess themselves  (npr.org) (200)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting World Court says Germany has immunity from lawsuits over Nazi atrocities, says the country was only following orders  (news.yahoo.com) (61)
(Fox News) Interesting Indiana lawmakers pass last-minute legislation making it more difficult for thousands of men to find hookers for the Super Bowl  (foxnews.com) (36)


Tue January 31, 2012
(SFGate) Scary Beware the Jabberwock, my son / The jaws that bite, the claws that catch / Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun / Celine old Bandersnatch  (blog.sfgate.com) (98)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Hartford Courant) Interesting LEGO has a patent on filing nuisance lawsuits against companies that make similar toys  (courant.com) (28)


Sun January 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Stupid It's hard to organize a quality beer festival when 90 out of the 100 highest-ranked beers in America are illegal in your state  (wlox.com) (103)


Mon January 23, 2012
(YouTube) Scary And you thought Americans had all the fun being threatened by scary broad-brush anti-piracy laws. Video explaining what ACTA, the EU's answer to SOPA, is all about  (youtube.com) (46)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Newsday) Followup After third consecutive losing season, lawsuits, losses of $70 million, Fred Wilpon to stay as NY Mets owner. Fans brace for another hilarious 70 win season  (newsday.com) (34)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Yahoo) Ironic Israeli courts uphold law denying citizenship to Palestinian spouses of Israelis in order to preserve Jewish purity. You know who else had marriage laws aimed at preserving purity?  (news.yahoo.com) (481)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail When even Texas of all places criticizes your juvenile sentencing laws you might want to consider looking at said laws more closely  (masslive.com) (34)


Sat January 07, 2012
(CBS News) Followup Actress outs herself in federal lawsuit. No, not that actress. Or that one. Or that... heck, we've never heard of her, either  (cbsnews.com) (49)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Techzwn) Asinine Not News: News industry forms RIAA-like group. News: Says lawsuits won't be part of starting playbook, but will be added eventually. Fark: First salesperson starts next week  (techzwn.com) (29)


Wed January 04, 2012
(UPI) Sad Andy Dick says 2012 will 'be big' for him ... so be watching for big arrests, big lawsuits, big headlines  (upi.com) (36)


Tue January 03, 2012
(WTOP) Hero Lone woman sues Honda in small-claims court for not delivering promised mpg in her hybrid. Fark: After opting out of the class action lawsuit that Honda settled with $200 to owners and an $8.5 million payout to trial lawyers  (wtop.com) (119)
(Gizmodo) Weird From the "maybe they didn't think this through all the way" department: Pepsi moves to dismiss lawsuit from guy who found dead mouse in his soda, on grounds that Mountain Dew would dissolve a mouse carcass before the can was opened  (gizmodo.com) (121)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Politico) Silly Santorum blasts Bill O'Reilly for refusing to put him on the program. O'Reilly expected to cite FCC decency laws strictly prohibiting showing santorum on television  (politico.com) (53)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Driver threatens lawsuit against 20 mph speed limit because her BMW can't go that slow  (dailymail.co.uk) (116)
(LA Times) Interesting California: "We're proud of our strict emissions laws." Federal Court: "LOL, Commerce Clause"  (latimes.com) (43)


Sun January 01, 2012
(LA Times) Fail If you live in California, you just got 760 new laws today. Happy New Year  (latimes.com) (165)


Sat December 31, 2011
(NYPost) Followup After TN woman is brought up on NY charges for trying to check her legal gun, the state's leftiest liberal leftist left-wing Democrat says "actually, these gun laws of ours might be kinda stupid"  (nypost.com) (284)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Unlikely In a reminder that the US legal system is serious business, "Beverly Hillbillies" actress settles lawsuit over Barbie doll  (suntimes.com) (80)
(USA Today) Interesting New state laws for 2012. Get your shark fin soup while you can, California and Oregon  (usatoday.com) (110)


Wed December 28, 2011
(las vegas weekly) Spiffy Las Vegas Weekly notes that the bizarre lawsuit from the self-proclaimed 'pinball wizard' really "took off, thanks to a link from Fark" (item #3)  (lasvegasweekly.com) (1)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Cool Nigella Lawson goes from pleasingly zaftig to oh my I'll be in my bunk  (mirror.co.uk) (98)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic Sony's attempt to rule out class-action lawsuits sparks class-action lawsuit  (gamespot.com) (40)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Starpulse) Followup "The Hangover Part II" copyright lawsuit sobers up, remembers what it did last night  (starpulse.com) (27)


Sun December 18, 2011
(LiveLeak) Unlikely In this house, we do not obey the laws of thermodynamics  (liveleak.com) (48)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Beatcalls) Stupid The same laws of motion that govern spitting out the car window while driving apply to throwing pot out the car window while the cops are chasing you (w/ pic)  (beatcalls.com) (53)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Hospital won't perform surgery on your wife. Do you A.) Get second opinion, B.) File lawsuit, or C.) Threaten to kill Obama and blow up the hospital  (clarionledger.com) (99)
(AL.com) Stupid Lawsuit filed to prevent Obama from appearing on ballot. Even in birtherism, Alabama lags behind  (blog.al.com) (169)


Thu December 15, 2011
(The New York Times) Interesting Men are oppressing women by allowing women to earn more with better jobs while staying home playing video games, drinking beer, watching porn and boffing their mother-in-laws  (nytimes.com) (251)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting Eggnog, undercooked poultry, and nine other things that could ruin your Christmas. Your in-laws surprisingly absent from the list  (mnn.com) (90)


Fri December 09, 2011
(CNBC) Ironic New laws designed to protect consumers from credit card fees actually costing them more  (cnbc.com) (42)


Thu December 08, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious Confirmed: Newly acquired documents show that the Obama Administration intended to use the covert gunwalker operation "Fast and Furious" to argue for controversial new laws regulating U.S. gun sales  (cbsnews.com) (765)


Sat December 03, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine School puts up Ten Commandments display. Student complains, prompts ACLU to file lawsuit. Of course, the school wants to force the court to release the student's name and are calling him a "coward" for remaining anonymous  (roanoke.com) (411)


Fri December 02, 2011
(JSOnline) Followup NFL attempt to stop lawsuit from fans screwed over by Jerry Jones's greed fails  (jsonline.com) (41)
(BusinessWeek) Asinine Hey. Hey you. Hey buddy. Buddy buddy buddy. Buddy, check out these new laws available for purchase  (businessweek.com) (15)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Cool The next five F&SF series that need to come to TV: "Any novel series that features zombie saber-toothed tigers should automatically be made into a TV show. That should be a law"  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (216)
(Denver Post) Spiffy Legalizing medical marijuana leads to a 12% drop in alcohol related fatal car crashes  (denverpost.com) (127)
(Deadline) Interesting There's more than meets the eye in this Paramount lawsuit  (deadline.com) (17)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Family undertakes lawsuit after grave diggers jump on 91-year-old's casket to force it into hole that was too small  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)
(Daily Kos) Scary You know that whole military not being able to arrest civilians thing? What about the laws against indefinite detention? Sen McCain and Sen Levin are trying to change that  (dailykos.com) (254)


Thu November 24, 2011
(GameSpot) Followup EA: Sorry PS3 gamers who bought BF3, we aren't including BF1943 like we promised. Gamers: Okay, here is a lawsuit. EA: Sorry, there seem to be some misunderstandings here  (gamespot.com) (70)


Tue November 22, 2011
(PCWorld) Dumbass Apple profusely thanks and rewards a hacker who finds serious security flaws in the App Store. Just kidding. They threw him out of the developer program. Tag is for Apple  (pcworld.com) (55)


Mon November 21, 2011
(NME) Interesting Liam Gallagher sobers up, resumes lawsuit against brother Noel, gets drunk again  (nme.com) (15)
(USA Today) Stupid Windows 95 lawsuit going to trial. Moses, King Tut, Julius Caesar and other Windows 95 users expected to be called as witnesses  (usatoday.com) (159)


Sun November 20, 2011
(CNN) Asinine Newt Gingrich: Laws preventing child labor are "truly stupid"   (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (529)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Alabama enticed Mercedes Benz to build a plant in their state but then arrests their German executives under their new tough immigration laws  (timesfreepress.com) (289)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Spiffy Council votes to loosen laws that separate church and alcohol. The spirits of Christ compelled them  (startribune.com) (20)
(JSOnline) Asinine Six-year-old boy caught playing doctor charged with sexual assault, served with a malpractice suit  (jsonline.com) (170)


Wed November 16, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Silly Is "Storage Wars" star Dave Hester in a legal battle over who gets to say "YUUUP" on TV? YUUUP  (hollywoodreporter.com) (132)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Cracked) Amusing Bruce Lee dies and has a casket boner and then goes to hell, but he takes over and outlaws gambling and teaches Popeye kung fu and beats up Dracula. After that this gets a little weird  (cracked.com) (61)


Fri November 11, 2011
(CBS 4 Denver) Asinine Nurses file lawsuit over the time it takes them to get dressed and undressed, argue they should get paid for the extra 15 minutes a day. This will set a horrible precedent for strippers if they win  (denver.cbslocal.com) (119)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Bank of America loses $410 million overdraft class action lawsuit. After attorneys' fees, the average customer can expect a $27 check. In other news, BofA announces $30 "Overdraft Award Fee"  (wfaa.com) (32)


Fri November 04, 2011
(ABC) Cool MF Global CEO hires criminal defense attorney because of all those pesky unnecessary criminal laws. He just needs government off of his back  (abcnews.go.com) (90)


Thu November 03, 2011
(National Post) Asinine City of Calgary tolerates Communists violating bylaws, but has no problem prosecuting heroic Christians for same infractions  (life.nationalpost.com) (99)


Wed November 02, 2011
(News.com.au) Strange Who's Australia gonna call? CULTBUSTERS  (news.com.au) (50)


Fri October 28, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Silly Hey, instead of trying to find a GOP candidate that can defeat Obama in the next election, why not just file a lawsuit that will prevent Obama from running? What could possibly go wrong?  (wnd.com) (154)


Sun October 23, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting New lawsuit claims that Poison stole their songs from some bar band. Someone actually wants to take credit for writing Poison's songs?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (43)


Fri October 21, 2011
(UPI) Fail Man posed as federal agent to dodge debt. Because you're reading this on Fark, you can safely assume that his plan had some major flaws  (upi.com) (30)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Voter ID laws in the south working just as well as they always have   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (186)


Tue October 18, 2011
(BBC) Dumbass Actress sues IMDB over it publishing her age. As a bonus, she's doing it so people don't find out her age. I'm sure the lawsuit will not draw any attention to her  (bbc.co.uk) (80)

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