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187 headlines found matching 'law enforcement'
Fri August 18, 2017
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(Disney)
 
 
 
Wanna know if you're talking to a creepy lowlife white nationalist? Ask 'em about Ruby Ridge
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
iOS 11 will include a "cop button" that will allow you to submit to fingerprinting without giving authorities the ability to unlock your phone, and hopefully lessen the likelihood of criminals stealing your thumbs
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When the headline reads "Steve Bannon's porn and meth house" you know they're only talking about one state
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump business partner Felix Sater has reportedly told his family he thinks he's headed to prison, and that the President is too. and as a "former" member of the Gambino crime family and Russian mob, if anybody can sense when the jig is up, it's him
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Vandals put bras on Confederate Statues. History rewritten: Civil War pitted Brother against Sister
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A Russian hacker is a cooperating FBI witness in the Russia probe. No word yet on whether he weighs 400 pounds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The link between hate crimes and domestic violence
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jorts are making a comeback....with Walgreens robbers
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
University of Florida denies Nazi Richard Spencer permission to hold event, possibly because even Florida Man knows better at this point
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Illinois hates Illinois Nazis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Confederate monuments are not about heritage or history. They are tools of white supremacy. And they must fall
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Tue August 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plus side: BBC writes article about post-apocalyptic video games. The what-the-hell side: never once mentions the Fall Out gaming franchise
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A guy who promoted the Pizzagate and Seth Rich hoaxes is atop the twitter feed of the President of the United States right now
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(Texas A&M)
 
 
 
White Nationalist event at Texas A&M cancelled by administration. Area sheep remain on high alert
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Perhaps now is a good time to remember that as a candidate Donald Trump told his minions to beat the hell out of protesters, and that he would cover the legal fees
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
NewsFlash
 
White male arrested for plotting to blow up Oklahoma City building. This is not a repeat from April 19th, 1995
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Sun August 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since his firing, Reince Priebus has been happily spending time with his family, taking nice long walks, planning to have an on-the-record chat with Robert Mueller, enjoying leisurely meals with good friends and, wait...back up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
JK Rowling's new detective series set to launch. It's about a young wizard who goes to wizard school and then opens a detective agency for wizards. Not affiliated with the Magical Law Enforcement Squad
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Sat August 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shiatbag jogger who was arrested for pushing a woman in front of a bus turns out not to be the shiatbag jogger
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Protip: when sending a letter to your employer on fake sheriff's office stationery in an attempt to keep your job while serving your six-month sentence, don't misspell any words, and do pick the name of an actual deputy to forge a signature
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Celestial beings told him to change his name to Yahweh, now he and his associate are facing drug charges'
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NOBODY puts Baby in a corn..I mean, refrigerator
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Wed August 09, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
In a move that surely won't get it a no-knock raid one night, Atlanta gym posts sign saying "No farking Cops"
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Bud's Broiler robber ditches bra, takes cash
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Russian Air Force is doing victory laps around DC today
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's solution for opoids is a bunch of new DARE commercials and not much else
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Trump should command all prosecutors, other attorneys and investigators to explicitly identify what precise statute(s) or regulation(s) has allegedly been violated
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Uber driver describes talking with suicidal rider en route to their destination: a giant bridge
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Well the first thing you know ol Den's a millionaire. The meth said "Den put the money there"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
New study discovers illegal marijuana growers are using illegally applied pesticides in illegal locations. If only there was some way to make it legal
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Mon August 07, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jon Snow's cape is an IKEA rug. In fact, all of the Night's Watch capes are IKEA rugs
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Dark Web has some good qualities, besides just cookies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ohio sees morgues overflowing with corpses thanks to the opioid crisis
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Sun August 06, 2017
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
CCA threatens to close a NM for-profit prison unless it gets 300 new inmates in the next 60 days. Subby reckons they haven't thought their cunning plan all the way through
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
The Weekly Standard, the biggest, most loyal conservative mouthpiece in existence, has officially given up on Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ He didn't start the fire ♫
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
You can help stop sex trafficking by taking four pictures of your hotel room and uploading them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fresh off Donny TwoScoops' shiat list, Sessions decides to threaten sanctuary cities
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
73-year-old-dude handing out "Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby" business cards with contact info to underage girls on the beach "devastated" that people took it the wrong way
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges Nebraska patrol requires female applicants to undergo vaginal exam. Well yeah, it's a public cervix job
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Acting administrator of the DEA was forced to send an agency wide memo telling his law enforcement agency that it is still their policy to not mistreat a defendant, regardless of what the President had said condoning police brutality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently if you want information from the White House, you just have to email them and say you are Jared
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Mon July 31, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
We the people are deemed worthy today of receiving our dosage of spin. Sarah Huckabee shall grace us with her effervescent personality and quick wit in YOUR White House Press briefing at 3:45 PM EDT on C-Span
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones script stolen by hack, which is only fair considering it was also written by one
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The hunt continues for a reliable DUI test that can measure how many marijuanas you've had
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Sun July 30, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"President Trump's Really Weak Week"
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Founder of RT skipped meeting with DoJ to whack himself off in his hotel room
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump told police officers "don't be too nice" during arrests? The International Association of Chiefs of Police does and they're not buying it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After forging carear in law enforCement, dyslexic Police Oficer earns spel behnid bars
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Fri July 28, 2017
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
It's been a year since the Dallas police strapped a bomb to a robot to kill a sniper, let's see what the ramifications for police procedure have been
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're going to fabricate grounds for an anti-pot drug raid, your target better not be a pair of former CIA agents with kids, an understanding of the 4th amendment, and the means to see it vindicated in court
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ethics concerns fueled after Justice Department officials get a White House briefing
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If your drug den is so contaminated with narcotics that police investigators become ill and the department has to change procedures, you might have a drug problem. You might also be dead from an overdose, but the point stands
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
City councilman learns body cams mean you can't bargain with officers after being arrested for DUI
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(CounterPunch)
 
 
 
Whether the head of the Trump Administration's Justice Department enjoys being the architect of a police state or is just painfully, criminally clueless, Sessions has done a great job thus far of sidestepping the Constitution at every turn
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Burglar disguises himself as ghost to make it past security camera, still gets caught. Claims he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling cops
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Law enforcement on full alert as 8,000 meth heads prepare to converge on Oklahoma City
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Panhandler's sign: "Too ugly to strip, but will let you cuss at me for a dollar." Shootings are 25 cents extra
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Mining Gazette)
 
 
 
Guys working on a bridge work crew are being assaulted by idiots who think they aren't working fast enough
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Supreme Court says it's illegal to hold people on ICE detainers
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Mon July 24, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Police in Pennsylvania were looking for stolen laptops, find a $40 million bitcoin scam instead
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Sun July 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In the war on drugs, women experience sexual shakedowns and intrusive searches by abusive police officers
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Team: So you are saying we have a chance?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How can Trump become a dictator, if he can't accomplish anything? Well, no one ever said he was going to be a good one
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Family kicked off JetBlue flight after toddler kicked seat in front of them. Hmm, remind me again which side I'm supposed to be against?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
ICE chief readies national sanctuary city crackdown
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You know Civil Asset Forfeiture- The program that allows police to steal from people? Jeff Sessions is expanding it
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf wants police to seize more cash for their budgets, better cookie ovens in his tree
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
It was thirty years ago today that we heard first heard "Dead or alive, you're coming with me"
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
At last a Trump decision the Left can support? President nominates to DOJ someone who wants to eliminate COPS program, which doles out money to local law enforcement, who really like the extra cash
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Drones on patrol. Corporate meddling. Robocop's satirical future is here - even if the closest we've got to a cyborg officer is a security guard on a segway
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia." - Australia's Prime Minister
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Tue July 11, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Greitens unveils his audacious plan to reduce crime rates in St. Louis city -- more traffic tickets
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(CNN)
 
 
 
41% of Americans have been harassed online. However that number does not include griefing, so this survey is shiat
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Yeah, the guy threw his bike at my SUV. Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Cyclist on designated bicyclist route gets plowed into by hit and run driver. Driver turns out to be dean at local private school. Fark: Who witness claims had tried to mow down another cyclist a week earlier
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Cookie shop worker pays for cop's purchase. Asinine: People behind cop want employee to buy their stuff too. Ridiculous: Cookie company suspends employee
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Fri July 07, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Newspaper columnist pens scathing story about a recent traffic stop, claiming he was lucky he didn't get shot. Unfortunately for him, dashcam video of the event paints a much different picture
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you enjoy embezzling money, youth soccer is right up your alley
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
It's game over for master criminals who stole 100 pounds of quarters from a car wash, then checked into a nearby hotel
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Now that he is under FBI investigation for his ties to Russia, Michael Flynn says he regrets calling for Hillary Clinton to be locked up based on the fact that she was under FBI investigation. Imagine that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Brave Oath Keepers shake down 4-year-old on way to movie theater in mall for $10, presumably for protection money
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Thu July 06, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Protip to all ICE agents: make sure the "undocumented immigrant" you're detaining is not actually a U.S. citizen. Especially since U.S. citizens are the lawsuit-happiest people on earth
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The coffee wars between 7-Eleven and Village Pantry have reached new heights. BONUS: breaking and entering, public indecency, and a TASER-ing
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Scientists making math less racist, add liberal bias to reality
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Sun July 02, 2017
(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
In Idaho, if you get caught behind somebody going 69 in a 70 zone you can speed up to 85 to pass. Use this power for good
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Merry Maids: Expert cleaners, reliable service, certified employees. Since you're reading this here, guess what their certifications are in?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
While everyone was focusing on Trump's tweets on Mika, the House passed the "Bad Hombre Killed Pretty White Girl, So We're Defunding Sanctuary Cities" bills
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Tue June 27, 2017
(KOAA)
 
 
 
Colorado schools offer firearms training to teachers in case of school shootings. To keep things safe, they're apparently issuing Glocks with no magazines (see first photo)
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Sun June 25, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona asshat thought it would be funny to flee the cops at 100 mph on his motorcycle. Five times. Not laughing pic included
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Sat June 24, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Imagine Joe Arpaio in pink underwear, his tanned body glistening in the desert sun. Monday morning he goes on trial
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(Some Dope Magazine)
 
 
 
Whynotboth?
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
It looks like Russia went well beyond just planting fake news stories and actually altered voter information in the 2016 election
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On the same day the House Oversight Cmte Chair says he's ending its investigation into Russian election interference, The Senate Judiciary Committee starts an investigation of former AG Lynch-based on allegations in a fake intel doc Russia created
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This story has it all: Russian intelligence officers, Florida biker gangs, millions of Russian dollars being funneled to Donald Trump. Jeez, all we need is a James Bond villain in the . . . oh, hi, Zorin
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
That child-like sex doll you were thinking about ordering? You might want to rethink that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Bachelor in Paradise" contestant contract revealed saying the show is not responsible if they are injured, suffer emotional trauma or are filmed while naked. Which are otherwise known as the show's plot lines
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Thu June 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This is the first time that we are aware, that a black professional, in law enforcement, himself being shot and treated as an ordinary black guy on the street. This is a real problem"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Military planes are designed with the threat of small arms fire in mind, but that doesn't mean you're allowed to shoot at them
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Pizzagate gunman sentenced to 4 years in prison. The right wing trolls who created Pizzagate? Pretty much running the country
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford rabbi, accused of impregnating teen, to face judge. Man, I don't remember that sitcom being this edgy
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado just legalized texting while driving, as long as you're not driving in "a careless or imprudent manner"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police discover that the DC baseball shooter had enough ammo stored away to sweep the series
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Holder 2020?
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Liberals are falling in love with Kamala Harris
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump: I'm not a liar. Reporter: Remember that time you tried to sue me for libel and my lawyer got you to admit 30 lies under oath? Good times. Bonus: Trump is using the same lawyer now as he used during that case
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Futurism)
 
 
 
DARPA is working on making AI more trustworthy. It's already more ethical and trustworthy than our politicians... well, actually, a rock is more ethical and trustworthy than our politicians
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
James Comey's testimony definitively demonstrated one thing: politicians like to have dinner with top law enforcement officials
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Brevard County Sherriff can't wait for the next act of terrorism. Wait, that came out wrong
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of Comey's testimony, Paul Ryan is reduced to offering the most embarrassing, and terrifying, defense of Trump yet: Yes Trump at the very least breached protocol and may have committed a crime but it's okay because "He's new at this"
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Wed June 07, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Police looking for sexy female robber who's been drugging and robbing men she meets in L.A. nightclubs
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
No one expects the Trump Inquisition Our chief weapon is No legal representation for inmates and no due process; two chief weapons are no lawyers, no due process, and food poisoning...and a fanatical devotion to TRUMP. Um, I'll come in again
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida deputies fired more than fifty rounds at motorcyclist, demonstrating the tactical importance of More Dakka in law enforcement
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Breaker Breaker this is Rubber Duck, I'm gonna put the hammer down
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Tue June 06, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Supreme Court agrees to decide if your mobile phone location data is private. Hello, where are you?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So now we're going to start locking up peaceful protesters for 80 odd years. 'murika - LAND of the free and HOME....OF THE......BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Written police report released from Tiger Woods' arrest say he missed the heel to toe each time, stepped off line several times, and used his arms for balance. In other words, he was mimicking John Daly's golf swing
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Lower Courts: Should a man who was arrested for possession of child porn be able to sue police who left him in jail for a year without searching his computer, which was shown to not contain child porn? The Sixth Circuit says, "Yes"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Group in Nebraska seeks Kentuckians related to North Carolina robbery
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Remember those Dakota Access Pipeline protests? Well, when the only tool a company has is a mercenary army of contractors who came home from the sandbox, every problem looks like "an ideologically driven insurgency with a strong religious component"
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
"There's a lot of difference between spring water and marijuana," says the chairman of one bank who doesn't want to see medical marijuana in his town. And don't get him started on teenagers dancing
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Sat May 27, 2017
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Because more guns = more safety, new Tennessee law will allow guns in any government building that doesn't pony up and purchase metal detectors and hire a staff of security guards
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New GOP bill would make it virtually impossible to sue the police, even in cases of egregious misconduct
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces that he will have the Justice Department begin an immediate investigation into who is leaking all sorts of sensitive intelligence being provided to the US by its allies. Justice Department: "Found him"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
So what's the buzz in this Virginia neighborhood? How about this father-son team moving 40,000 bees?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As leaks continue from the S.S. Trumptanic, we have to ask ourselves: are intelligence agencies being patriotic a la Snowden, at the risk of destroying their reputation, and lowering global opinion of America from zero to negative eleventy billion?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Montana Republican Congressional candidate who bodyslammed reporter today cited for "misdemeanor assault" by sheriff. A misdemeanor "citation" rather than a felony arrest? Sounds like the white decision was made here
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Tue May 23, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
ICE uses a broken and out of date database to identify immigrants for deportation. Guess who doesn't have a problem with that system?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Flynn be brought up? Will Republicans demand to know why the president keeps leaking...uh, I mean those damn leakers. What were we talking about? THIS is your former CIA Director Brennan testimony on Russiagate (10am start)
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook's rules on banning have been leaked
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When a Lyft passenger blows her nose on your seat cover and starts throwing punches, it's time to end the ride
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
The war on drugs in a nutshell: "Bust of a Fresno smoke shop will help the Fresno County Sheriff's Office buy new helicopter"
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Police arrest man for running over a flock of seagulls. Even though he ran so far away, he couldn't get away
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sheriff David Clarke Melania'd his master's thesis on homeland security
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man duct-taped to airplane seat after attempting to breach cockpit, as apparently Adam and Jamie are now working as Air Marshals
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Add using a cell phone anywhere in America to the list of things the undocumented shouldn't do
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"While in the office I asked the subject to remove the meat from inside of his pants. He explained to me that he was a police officer"
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
The DOJ's appointment of a widely-respected former prosecutor that doesn't fish has Democrats worried since the whole Russia case is based on internet chatter and tin foil
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pair arrested for having sex in public. Charged with lewdness, ugliness, and "that's just nasty"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
His user name was INCESTGUY8629. With mugshot OTD
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Father at Disney World starts day-drinking early, rams baby carriage through crowd yelling racial slurs, sits by pool for hours getting piss-drunk, kid get badly sunburned. Bonus: Tells police Trump will kill them
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senior Trump official on Comey memo: "I don't see how Trump isn't completely farked"
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
There's a new villain in town and he is the Blender Bandit
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here are the best states to be a police officer, so is your state among the good ones to be part of law enforcement?
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
'Drug-laced Sweet Tarts'
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Good news for drug cartels who are the purveyors of death: Attorney General Jeff Sessions has neither the authority or the evidence to start a new drug war
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
Weeners
 
Man exposing his genitals turns out to be quite a handful for cops
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to cops: "Just go ahead and do whatever you want"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
DISPATCH: Mellow greetings officer. What is your boggle? OFFICER: A community member is donating large volumes of lead toward my early retirement fund. I am not experiencing joy joy feelings
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Tacoma News Tribune)
 
 
 
You know, Fark hasn't had a good 'squatter' thread in a while
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Thu May 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Fark it. Nuke my state. We deserve it. OK Rep suggests turning 82k non-English speaking students to ICE to save money
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(KOTA, SD News)
 
 
 
Graduating High School senior has 13 years of perfect attendance. 13 years? Pfft, Subby did it in 12
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Trump gives a job to a woman who believes in a vast conspiracy involving Sharia law
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's see the score on how the GOP is reacting to news of Comey's termination. Livid: None Yet. Angry: 3 Skeptical: 6 Accepting: 6 Enthusiastic: 3
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU issues a travel advisory for.... Texas
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Remember when Democrats wanted Comey fired? Good times
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Tue May 09, 2017
(RedState)
 
 
 
Palm Beach, Florida officials considering special tax on Mar-a-lago to help pay for Trump's frequent visits
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Comey comey comey comey comey coMEE is gone. You come and go, it's thread two oo oo oo ♫
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Next on 'Real Parole Violations Of New Jersey Housewives'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Turns out James Comey misspoke when he said that Huma Abedin forwarded classified emails to Anthony Weiner. But only if you use "misspoke" to mean "totally made things up". But boy, it sure did take the focus off the real issue, didn't it?
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal plans to run for Sheriff. Prior Experience: "continued to serve law enforcement by buying a Krispy Kreme in downtown Atlanta to save it from closing"
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Northern Michigan University to debut body farm, hopes for a killer crop in the fall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If flying is such a miserable experience, why does anyone bother flying at all?
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(Flathead Beacon)
 
 
 
4:14 p.m: A Columbia Falls man reported that his neighbor's dog is a jerk
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Is it me, or did Trump just end the war on drugs and focus his 'Drug Czar' on serious addictions - like opiods? You'd think many on the left would cheer this news but ::Crickets:
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Governor of Maine wants to open more clinics to help people who repeatedly overdose on opiates. Just kidding. He wants the overdosee to pay for their dose of Narcon and communities who don't enforce that to pay a $1,000 fine
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Thu May 04, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Guess what happens if you take a drug called "Gray Death"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Okay, so the terrorism angle didn't work. What else do we have to compel people to give up their passwords and erode the Fifth? An Instagram celeb, nudes, and a text reading "can have them back as I said you dope chick"? Fine, let's go with that
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Police caller: "I just killed my wife." Police, later: "No, you didn't. That's not even a real gun"
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
"Get him out of here" A chant for the people
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course Trump wants David Clarke at Homeland Security
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yik Yuk
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Fri April 28, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Kids are losing their childhoods... You can see the stress on their faces as they get ready. It's like, you know, they're suiting up for battle"
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chief of Security for Chicago airport re-accomodated. No, not for that. Just your average lying about being fired over sexual harassment issue
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Before calling 911 for a police dog to recover your stolen heroin, check your pockets
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
If the government confiscates your drugs, sue them. That's the Texas way
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions' new deputy isn't a malicious bigot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump's twitter tirades create and secure jobs...for Secret Service agents having to investigate the flood of tweeted threats from Americans he gets in response
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
David Dao settles with United, regrets settling for United in the first place
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
United Airlines to now offer $10,000 to customers who volunteer to give up their seats and take a later flight. Leave the rabbit at home
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your most recent major study proving that smoking pot will result in your bloody, mangled death on the highway
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's a new drug with 100 times the potency of heroin hitting the DC streets: elephant tranquilizer. Like, literally tranquilizer for elephants. You know, maybe we just let this one sort itself out
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
While it's not technically illegal to have a sex dungeon in your attic across the street from a school, police really don't like to find teenagers in it
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Crime fighting robots may be coming to a mall near you. You have thirty seconds to put down that Cinnabon
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously?
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