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396 headlines found matching 'last'
Sat December 10, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
SodaStream CEO slams bottled water as a 'scam' after his Game of Thrones advert encouraging people to 'f*** plastic' and buy its products is hit with six cease-and-desist letters
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Desperate New Yorkers looking to end the drunken debauchery make last-ditch effort to sabotage SantaCon by posting flyers across the city saying the event is cancelled
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 100 most unfortunate names in human history. It's great knowing we live in a world where Dr. James Grossweiner could one day marry a woman named Charity Beaver. Then they'd combine their last names into "Grossbeaver" for gender equality's sake
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Thu December 08, 2016
(The Spirits Business)
 
 
 
These are the most bizarre items left behind during last year's Christmas party season, including a prosthetic leg and a stuffed otter
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Series share for each player on the Chicago Cubs is $369,000. Which is exactly the same amount that would have been earned by putting $2 in a mutual index fund the last time the Cubs won the World Series in 1908
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Trump is down to his last wish from Aladdin. He can impress The New York Times, or he can make America great again. But he can't do both
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Todd Bowles to media: This was Fitz's last game starting for the Jets, a decision I actually made a while ago. Fitzmagic: Wait, what?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Britain's last serving aircraft carrier has left for a Turkish scrapyard, still better than the Kuznetsov
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Men" reveal the last thing that made them cry. Bah. Everyone knows men don't cry, they just repress their emotions until they develop a gigantic ulcer and a heavy drinking problem
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernardo Bertolucci says that the controversy over butter in Last Tango is just one big wacky misunderstanding, like when Ricky Ricardo swapped the Parkay with I Can't Believe It's Not Consensual on Lucy
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
President Obama suddenly very interested in limiting sweeping presidential powers he helped to expand over the last eight years
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Last Guardian creator feels relief and sadness as his ten-years-in-the-making baby finally crawls out of its digital womb
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The trailer for The Last Knight, Michael Bay's final entry into the inexplicably popular childhood destroyer Transformers franchise, has just been revealed; its alt-mode is a Port-A-Potty
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which featured lots of exposition and left viewers scratching their heads, wondering what the denouement is going to be for the season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's a quick history of music being used as a weapon, from cargo ships blasting Britney Spears at pirates off the coast of Somalia to inflicting the Sesame Street theme on Guantanamo detainees
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Panthers bench Cam Newton for a dress code violation, plan to bench the rest of the team after last night's game for impersonating football players
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to sit? Who to start? Who to pick up off the waiver wire at the last minute? You have questions, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts have the answers
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Last week: UFC announces Conor McGregor agreed to give up his featherweight world title. This week: Conor McGregor wants to know what UFC officials have been smoking
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Last Tango in Paris rape scene WAS non-consensual: Director admits in newly unearthed interview that he wanted actress Maria Schneider to feel 'rage and humiliation' Rest of Hollywood: WTF dude??????
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Researchers analysing several centuries of literature have spotted a strange trend in our language patterns: the words we use tend to fall in and out of favour in a cycle that lasts around 14 years"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Black Friday last year: buy more guns before Obama grabs them all. This year: Trump's the man now, buy even more guns
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two conference championships are up for grabs as the MAC and the Pac-12 will crown their champions. Will WMU stay undefeated? Or will Ohio get the last laugh? Will Colorado live it up or will Washington be playoff-bound? The fun begins at 7:00 PM ET
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fire & Rescue plays Pokémon Go, finds real-life Blastoise
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Last night 100,000 fans of the team Chapecoense was to play in the Copa Sudamericana gathered to pay tribute to them
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Thu December 01, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Does privacy preserve democracy or endanger the republic? These 13 stories formed the basis for that ongoing argument over the last year
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices have risen 12% since last year, because it's not a bubble if you can't pop the damn thing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The screen tests for the Mrs. Doubtfire makeup, costume and camera tests prior to filming the movie. Featuring a slightly bosomy Robin Williams. "They're sweet children...not like the last ones I was with, the daycare center of the damned"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Woman claiming to be Prince's legally-married wife says he died for her to expose an intricate CIA plot, that she helped plan his career, that NSA labeled her a threat to national security. And that she is batshait crazy (Subby added the last one)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Do black penises matter?' Black radio host destroys Tomi Lahren when she cancels her appearance at the last minute
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr's camp blasts speculation he might fight Conor McGregor: "He's a very good MMA fighter. Fighting Floyd Mayweather is a whole other story. That bullshiat you're throwing over there in UFC would get you killed against Floyd"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Amazon up 29% from last year Oh... in deforestation, I suppose those boxes have to come from somewhere
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Criss Angel and David Copperfield are involved in the most superfluous Twitter feud since the last B-List celebrities got into a social media snit
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The lasting power of skeeball and the reason it's still around
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
2016 World Chess Championship has finally been decided after 19 days, 12 regulation games, 4 rapid tiebreaker games and 86 gallons of coffee (bonus: detailed analysis of last 4 tiebreaker games)
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic Congresswoman's schedule last week: meet with Trump, possibly about a spot in his administration. This week: join the veterans defending the protestors at Standing Rock. That's some rock solid flank-covering
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
In leaving office, Barack Obama should look to the model established by former presidents: Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Rutherford B. Hayes...wait, what was that last one?
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chocolate makes everything taste better, including feeding it to wagyu cattle for tastier beef. "All I can say is that in those last four months of their lives, they are really, really happy cows"
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Just a reminder - Friday is the absolute last day to redeem your old Radio Shack gift cards, and perhaps pick up a sweet deal on a rotary phone
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a long and dark November, when I thought that I'd remember, all the reasons why I wrote before. When at last, again, I write. What horror and fright. Turns out I've written all this before. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thanks to Google, you can now see how humans have changed the Earth over the last 32 years in almost any location
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In 116 years, only 29 people in history have ever bowled back-to-back-to-back 300 games. Until last week
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Cubs win World Series, Trump wins election, now it's snowing in Saudi Arabia. Will the last one out please turn off the lights?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Basketball 101 - Before you decide to take the ball and dribble out the last few seconds of the clock, make sure your team is winning
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Mon November 28, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which spent an hour focusing strictly on Tara, another person in the apocalypse whose decision-making skills are on par with the rest of the idiots populating the universe [Warning: Spoilers]
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last evidence that the 19th Century was not a hoax turns 117 tomorrow
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rogue One presales may have caused a massive crash to ticket sale servers--just like The Force Awakens did last year
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's brother and long time mug shot round up photoshopper extraordinare, Mini Ditka passed away on 11/20/16. Please join me in raising a glass in his honor one last time. He will be very missed
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Fri November 25, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters respond to Glastonbury rumors
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga goes on Twitter to defend American Nazis and blast Al Sharpton, saying the former has killed zero people but the latter has killed "at least 9" in 2016
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Mike Pence gets mocked by a group of New York elitists. This is not a repeat from last week
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Doctors remove USB cable stuck in man's penis. "The procedure lasted longer than an hour, with surgeons slicing it into three sections (the cable, not the penis)"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon: "I love redesigning my wife"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"The Canadian Coast Guard returned nearly $15 million in unspent money on fuel to federal coffers last year because vessels that were supposed to use the fuel broke down, saving the government money"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
WWII fighter pilot flies one last mission alongside the original P-38 Lockheed Lightening he flew in the war. "I'm going on my last flight. As of last week I've been put in hospice"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Bus driver suffers fatal heart attack while driving on elevated roadway, has the presence of mind to slow the bus and tell his passengers to take over with his last breath
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apparently the American Music Awards were last night. Here is a full list of winners, though the list does not include "People who watched Westworld"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
World's largest Christmas maze opening in Vancouver. Little boy last seen running inside pursued by man with axe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: The last Democrat with a spine
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Jeff Fisher, whose last times as a winning coach was when Air McNair was a thing, has tied Tom Landry for second-most losses by a head coach in NFL history, and is four L's away from becoming the biggest loser
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
The last remaining hospital in Aleppo was destroyed by air strikes
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Sat November 19, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you walk into a police station dressed in a bunny outfit and repeatedly blast an air horn despite being asked to stop, yeah, you might get punched
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
At 1:31 p.m. Friday the sun set in Barrow, Alaska for the last time. Ever. (Yes, you read it correctly)
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Over the last four years, Kris Bryant has won College Player of the Year, MiLB Player of the Year, NL Rookie of the Year, and NL Most Valuable Player
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Writer at Lena Dunham's newsletter decides to drink every last bit of the Clinton Kool-Aid that's been sitting around since last week
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Worried about birth control? Try an IUD: It will last longer than a Trump Presidency. Submitter's Warning: If you experience a Trump Presidency lasting longer than four years, please contact a medical professional
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists have measured the shortest unit of time ever, dubbing it the howlongyoulastinbeddosecond
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Tue November 15, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
And the award for 'lackluster criminal name of the year' goes to, "The Air Horn Guy", for blasting a train horn at 4:00am
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
It isn't a must win, but a loss in a place the USA has never won in WC qualifying will leave them at last place in the Hex. Costa Rica-USA, 9:05 PM Eastern on BeIN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rand Paul on John Bolton being suggested for Secretary of State: "I don't know how President Trump could appoint someone who's diametrically opposed to everything Donald Trump ran on". Look, someone else who didn't pay attention the last two years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last U.S. presidential yacht has been sold for $0. While checking out the yacht, the new owners discovered a family of raccoons. Ach du lieber
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
The last mall arcade in Los Angeles is closing its doors. Game over
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Let's check back with our good ol' lefty pals at Wonkette, shall we? Oh good-- they're doing WAY better since that little post-election meltdown last week. Now how about a look in their online store? Uhhh... Oh. Oh dear. (Not Safe For Work Language)
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Mon November 14, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
What will happen between Bill Goldberg and Brock Lesnar? What will happen when Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan appear? Will this be the last of the Cruiserweights on Monday? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Californians vote to ban plastic grocery bags across the state. Plastic to stay only where it belongs - in Hollywood
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Another study finds Earth's CO2 emissions have flattened over the last three years, despite increasing sales at Taco Bell
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Sun November 13, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Last call
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conaway on Harry Reid calling Donald Trump a bigot: "He should be very careful about characterizing somebody in a legal sense". Facepalm tag last seen following the First Amendment to an undisclosed hideout
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series has one last elimination round left in the Chase and... UUURRRGGHH, Kyle Busch is in the field to stink up the show at Phoenix in the Ticket Galaxy 200, 7:30 PM ET on NNCSN
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(Chron)
 
 
 
News anchor shreds the media's last vestiges of respectability by saying she prayed for a Trump victory and as much as she hates to say it, the number of African Americans killing one another far outweighs the number of them being killed by whites
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Streamable)
 
Video
 
Reactions from reality TV stars among last to learn that a reality TV star is President
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(PocketNow)
 
 
 
BlackBerry takes one last stab at relevance by introducing a smartphone with ... a QWERTY keyboard? Hey, it worked once
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(Hong Kong Standard)
 
 
 
A woman in Portland splashed laundry detergent on protesters last night. This is the first recorded use of the little known martial art of Tide-kwon-do
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After 18 years, UK man makes the difficult decision to euthanize his dog, asks others to join in for its last walk on the beach
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
BOGO holiday deal returns to Starbucks this week, with holiday drinks offered in same Satanic red cups that evangelicals railed against last year
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
An historic election is leading to an historic bubble that will lead to an historic global financial collapse on December 19th. Welcome to Trump's Balloon Economy, filled with as much hot air and as plastic as his campaign promises
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Thu November 10, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Hugo Zacchini, last of world-famous human cannonball family, misses the net
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(Decanter)
 
 
 
French wine harvest is the lowest in the last 30 years. TOUT LE MONDE PANIQUE
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born? Well, I dunno either, but THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'somewhat delayed by election madness' edition
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Bored of wearing a crappy plastic poppy for Nov. 11? Why not wear one made out of shell fuses fired during the battle of the Somme (£39.99) or cufflinks incorporating earth from various First World War battlefields (£79.99 a pair)?
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The last person to vote in America on Election Night was a Alaskan teacher in the remote town of Adak out on the Aleutian chain
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Wed November 09, 2016
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Stephen King has twittered his last tweet
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The biggest loser during last night's election? Evan Bayh
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Leave last night behind, we have "Wrasslin' Wednesday" with NXT, Lucha Underground, and the season finale of Total Bellas, starting at 8 PM on WWE Network, El Rey, and E, respectively
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Last night's election results sure were depressing. Hey, I have an idea, let's check in with our good ol' lefty pals at Wonkette and see what sliver lining they--- Uhhh... Oh dear. (Not Safe For Work Language)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba says she maintains her looks without ever working out, and eating the same as she always has. In fact, she consumed an entire sandwich just last July
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
HuffPo last week: Nate Silver is pushing a HORSE RACE agenda to get clicks. HuffPo today: Nate Silver is a god among men
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Third party voters ruined America last night
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
As it looked like Trump might win last night, Dow futures dropped 750 points before trading was suspended. The markets open soon. Place your bets on how far it will drop before the closing bell today on-is there a color darker than Black?-Wednesday
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
On-Cor frozen chicken patties recalled because meat filler ingredients should not include blue plastic from "around the time a trim repair was made on belt material"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Last nights refs officiated like they had their retirements riding on a Seattle win
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Making one last Election Eve push, Baba Yaga goes on Lumpy's show to blame the "liberal media" for making Donald Trump look like an idiot using only his own words, and both agree to declare war on every media personality post election
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikileaks founder is looking forward to clearing his name, which he could have done any time in the last four years if he felt like it
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Vegan walks into restaurant, goes into tearful rant about her pet chicken and the murdered animals everyone is eating. In related news, submitter made Violence Chili last night filled with JUICY CHUNKS OF MURDERED COW
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The American left is American in name only. If they succeed, they will eradicate the last vestiges of what has made us who we are: the freedom and right to object, to resist, and to change what does not work
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump two weeks ago: The FBI is corrupt and this thing is rigged. Last week: The FBI are heroes. Trump today: the FBI is corrupt and this thing is rigged
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Sun November 06, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Punkin Chunkin blast critically injures person when fragments from the exploding cannon hit them in the head. Who would have thought that shooting gourds hundreds of feet with homemade equipment would be dangerous?
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Astronomers surprised to find massive eye staring back at them from deep space: "Galactic eyelids last only a few tens of millions of years, which is incredibly brief in the lifespan of a galaxy" (pics)
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Tom Brady thanks teammates for their impressive start by leaving a pair of Uggs boots in each of their lockers. Which were received a lot better than last year's gift of an inflation needle and air pressure gauge
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(Politico)
 
 
 
As opposed to Trump's campaign of lofty ideas and noble rhetoric, Kellyanne Conway blasts "joyless" Clinton for running "the nastiest, most substance-free campaign," adding, "even sadder? Comes from a woman." Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug, kid
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What is it like to have a last name that is also a racial epithet? Just ask Sofia Coon, or Roger Attractive And Successful African-American
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
More Americans age 65 and older are getting plastic surgery. Mostly so they can look 40 again to reapply for the job they lost for being too old when they turned 50
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
KC Royals continue MLB's newest and most delicious tradition, as last year's World Series winner happily buys pizza for the entire Cubs team
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Thu November 03, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Maybe the guy who got that Chicago Cubs World Series tattoo last month wasn't so crazy after all
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman spends $30K on plastic surgery to look like Ivanka Trump. News: She came out looking like Tomi Lahren. Fark: She's voting for Hillary
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway lost a Twitter follower last night -- Donald Trump
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a last-minute pitch to secure the women vote, Trump singles out and harasses NBC's Katy Tur at Florida rally
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oil glut reaches levels not seen since the last time a Democratic president ruined the economy
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Addison Russell's grand slam last night was the first in World Series history for the Cubs. But keep in mind that "Cubs' World Series History" is one of the shorter sports pamphlets out there
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Half of Heathrow's 25,000 noise complaints in the last three months were made by the same 10 people
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad's ashes blasted into night sky in explosive Halloween farewell
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boffin, Boaty McBoatface, blasts BBC brass booting bombastic bloke
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
For the LAST TIME, it's an urban myth that people find razor blades and nails and syringes in Halloween candy, so -- *clicks* --- Well, I'll be damned
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Pipeline explosion in Alabama. Pipeline owned by the same company that leaked gasoline last month
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Mon October 31, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Raoul Wallenberg is officially dead, 71 years after he was last seen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arrests of fans at NFL games have risen. Apparently with the Browns in last place their fans need to show they can still make some tackles
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
When was the last time you exercised some self-control?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton kept his small championship chances alive with the win last week and again has the pole with Nico Rosberg along side. Enjoy another pleasant start time for North America with the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Mexico at 3 PM ET on NBC
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
While it may be the mid-point of the NFL schedule, in fantasy world, you need to start focusing on playoff positioning. Need last minute advice? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here to help
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the DoJ thinks Comey was out of line with his last letter to Congress, and told him before he sent it
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(Allteresting)
 
 
 
It's not news, but after the last year you have had, it's good to be reminded there are some nice people out there also
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago couple going through divorce forced to go to court over the last thing they ever thought would matter: Cubs World Series tickets
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth: My family has served this country since the Revolution. Mark Kirk last night: Oh I am sure your ancestors came all the way from Thailand to serve George Washington LOL. Kirk Today: Let me begin my 3-part apology by saying... er
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
GOP for the last 9 months: We need to "let the people decide" and let the NEXT president fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. *Hillary has a double digit lead*. GOP: is it REALLY a "vacancy" tho? Do we really need 9? Obama: yeeeah I'm calling BS
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More popular than a dark elf mime, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week Crysis, Crysis Warhead and MOH:PA hit GOG. What have you been playing this week? And, as a sidenote, what was the last game(s) you bought? Pull up a chair
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
What do The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, and Westworld all have in common? Within the last two weeks they've all shown in gory, graphic, bloody detail individuals getting their heads smashed in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study from Yale says that cranberry juice has no effect on urinary tract infections. In other news, Nunzio and Pauly last seen heading towards New Haven
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Thu October 27, 2016
(NewsThump (UK))
 
 
 
Destruction of Walk Of Fame star leaves Donald Trump down to his last six Horcruxes
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering why the Politics tab is so quiet today, it's probably because somebody set Russia's notorious "troll factory" ablaze with molotov cocktails last night
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When was the last time you geeked out at something?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The Cubs last night make the case to keep the DH in baseball
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Everyone who survived last year's #BeforeIDie party is invited back for another chance
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl who believes that love lasts forever gets her boyfriend's name tattooed on her forehead
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(CBC)
 
 
 
According to the CDC this year's flu season is starting earlier than usual and the dominant strain is stronger than last year's. Just get the damn flu shot already
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(Science Fiction)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (10/26): You can read Civil War 2 #6, or you can just read last weeks Immortal Iron Man #1 if you wanted the ending spoiled by an incompetent publisher
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's everything you wanted to know about candy corn, the official eat-last bag ballast of Halloween
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New rules for heart health include getting enough sleep, eating garlic and having more sex. Although that might be a problem for anyone trying to combine the last two
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(International Energy Agency)
 
 
 
International Energy Agency: Renewables surpassed coal last year to become the largest source of installed power capacity in the world
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
NASA, as of last weekend, has finally received all the data collected from its Pluto mission in July, 2015
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump coverage was 91% negative over the last month. Trump blasts poll as "rigged," vows to do "whatever it takes" to reach 100% by Nov 28th
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton Is The Republican Party's Last, Best Hope". AKA the best sincere troll you will see this year
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Uber's self-driving truck makes its first delivery: 50,000 cans of beer. Drew last seen hacking destination coordinates for his driveway
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Pearl Harbor survivor who went to Cubs' last World Series in 1945 hoping for tickets in 2016
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
Since it's been twelve years since the last new episode, here's a brief history of the weird 'Space Ghost: Coast to Coast'
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a supermarket shelf near you: Girl Scout Cookie cereal. Coming soon after: punches thrown after some SONOFABIATCH eats the last bowl of Thin Mints
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Meet the coolest Cubs fan, 90-year-old Dorothy Farrell, who was 19 the last time her team made the World Series. How's she celebrating the pennant win? "I'll probably have a Jägermeister"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"What are we to make of Mosul as Kurds and Iraqis advance on the city with 24/7 streaming of it on Facebook Live? Do we want an emoji on every blast of destruction? 'Like', 'like', 'like' the carnage ... Is this some sort of macabre computer game?"
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(This Is Money (UK))
 
 
 
Since we're close to the end of the month, here's how you can earn enough money to pay for your TF in a hurry, from renting out your car to strangers to cancelling the gym membership you've used twice in the last six months
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(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Clinical Depression will headline Glastonbury 2017
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Sat October 22, 2016
(MLB)
 
NewsFlash
 
♫ Anything will happen that can. But the last time the Cubs won the National League pennant is no longer the year we dropped the bomb on Japan. ♫
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Rasmussen Reports)
 
 
 
New national polling shows Donald Trump surging ahead of Hillary Clinton after his strong performance in the last debate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching this Japanese block plane shave off 8 micron thin layers of wood is the absolute perfect calming remedy for last nights debate
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you're sick of the Donald, try being one of the the other 4,788 people in the US with the last name Trump
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Last night, Trump claimed allegations against Hillary should render her ineligible to run; however, back in 1920 Atlanta Federal Penitentiary Prisoner 9653 received over 3% of the popular vote for POTUS while serving time for a federal conviction
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(Vice)
 
 
 
According to America's fitness trackers, last night's debate was the most stressful yet
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Undecided Florida voters remain undecided after last night's debate, because apparently the only thing that will make up some people's minds would be one candidate literally murdering the other on live television
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Four things I realized about Hillary after finally being talked down from that ledge last night: she'll take your money, make you marry Mexicans, and is a timid little indecisive person who'll screw you globally even though you were farked anyway"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How bad was Trump last night? Laura Ingraham now denies ever being a Trump supporter
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The seventeen biggest WHAT THE FARK moments from the last debate
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Enough about Crooked Hillary and her dumpster fire of an opponent. Let's talk about the real winner of last night's debate: Chris Wallace
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton wore an all-white outfit at last night's debate. THIS MEANS SOMETHING...oh wait, it really did mean something. Interesting
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
While you were glued to the television watching the last presidential debate, North Korea was busy launching missiles
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The last song recorded by David Bowie, "Killing a Little Time," has been released
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Scientists report Mars probe was doing well right up until those last few meters
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Journalist watches full day's worth of sports debate shows on ESPN and FS1, despite knowing they are scripted, to test whether he can survive all the scorching blast-furnace takes on the same exact NFL topics
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's camp wants a change in the spousal handshake protocol at the last debate
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When you're a wild rhino in Africa, the last thing you expect is to get an old tire stuck on your horn. "The rhino could not open his mouth wide enough to eat or drink"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump hopes to find a lifeline in the third debate, but if the last two debates have shown us anything, it's not gonna happen
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
For first time in Billboard chart history, Americana albums have outsold country albums. "It has been popular to say over the last few years that mainstream country needs to have a Nirvana moment. Well we may be seeing this"
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
10 ancient manuscripts include spells, incantations, treasure maps, religious stories like gospel describing Judas as life of the Last Supper party
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The last King of Rwanda has died. He spent his final years on public assistance, living in subsidized housing in a DC suburb
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Sun October 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Corrosion of Conformity is about to play the NC State Fairgrounds for the first time in 32 years. Let's see if anyone remembers what happened the last time
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The last time the Omaha World-Herald endorsed a democrat, booze was illegal, the country was in the throes of the Great Depression and the Cubs hadn't won a World Series in an agonizing 24 years
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
With just 24 days to go before the election, the Trump campaign releases a public letter blasting the chairman of the Ohio Republican Party and formally cutting ties with his office. Good thing Trump doesn't need to win Ohio or anything
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
We could be the last car-owning generation
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Thu October 13, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Deficit reduced by a trillion dollars over the last eight years. Thanks Obama
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Back in 2010, some patients were given mini defibrillator implants with batteries that were expected to last at least seven years. Here we are in 2016, and here we are on Fark
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
@realdonaldtrump "I'm the last thing standing between you and the apocalypse." #HRC:
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Last week was bananas
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Luke Harper eat the pinfall against Kane and Randy Orton? Will Dolph Ziggler's title reign last more than twice as long as Zack Ryder's? Will Curt Hawkins just light a match? Find out on WWE Smackdown, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alongside its perennial "50 tricks to drive your Savior wild" piece, this issue of Billy Graham's Christianity Today, blasts Donald Trump as a "fool" and calls blind support for the GOP nominee in hopes of advancing a policy agenda "idolatry"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Last night, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton had the time of their life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, Tiger Woods' triumphant return to PGA play lasted about as long as we all thought
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Clark Kent comes to National City and causes some unintentional friction between Kara and Alex. There is also the minor issue of the alien pod from last season's finale. (CW 8ET)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
If you are walking around Japan and happen to actually see Godzilla do not be frightened. It's just a Godzilla themed hotel that's been built in the last few years. Or is that just what Godzilla wants us to think?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Walking around in ancient Pompeii is actually really neat when you don't have to worry about pyroclastic flows
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ken Bone made himself internet famous at last night's debate, but as for the whole voting thing, "I'm more undecided than ever"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ever meet someone with a bad last name? Met a guy with the last name Dicsh*ts. I wasn't sure how to react
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(MSN)
 
 
 
One of the last USS Arizona survivors of the 1941 Pearl Harbor attack has died at age 94. He truly was somebody that fits the tag
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
After close brush with Florida, Matthew decides he likes his odds with the Bermuda Triangle. (Follow-Up tag last seen still running in opposite direction from Jim Cantore.)
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Rosberg again grabs the pole and looks to extend his point lead after Hamilton's DNF last race. Haas has its best qualifying effort of the season with both in the top 10. This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Japan discussion thread at 1 AM ET on NBCSN
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Sat October 08, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
1966: "The future is plastic." 2016: "The future is no plastic"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World Health Organization cancer agency under scrutiny for issuing too many public health warnings about things that will give you cancer. These are the same guys who told you coffee and bacon will kill you. That seemed to be the last straw
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
She's the last of the V8s. Actually, the last Oz made Falcon is an I6. Nonetheless, Max Rockatansky weeps
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
In crowded Korean music marketplace full of lookalike singers, K-pop idol group draws attention for only accepting members who pledge not to get plastic surgery. Get a look at these uggos
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google says its automated cars have now mastered the first 90% of driving. Unfortunately the last 10% has to do with not hitting other cars or people
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google cancelled an intelligent robotic arm project. Lead engineer last seen robbing banks, battling Spider-Man
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Final MLB attendance figures are released. Tampa Bay Rays finish last with more than 2,000,000 fans disguised as empty seats
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Wed October 05, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At a rally in Nevada today Trump offers the most Trumpian take possible on last night's debate: "Mike Pence did an incredible job and I'm getting a lot of credit"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
48% of those responding to a CNN/ORC overnight poll think Mike Pence won last night's debate-FOR THE HORDE
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So, what has Obama learned in the last eight years?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So was Mike Pence's evisceration of Tim Kaine last night more like Sub-Zero dragging his opponent toward him with his grappling hook and ripping out his heart, or more like Darth Maul stabbing Qui-Jon through the heart with his lightsaber?
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
PETA sent a letter to the Arkansas State Highway and Transportation Department asking to build a 5-foot-tall tombstone memorial at the site of a truck crash that injured and killed several cows last month
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'I wish the VP candidates were the ones at the top of the ticket,' America stopped saying last night
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Chutes and Ladders has ancient Hindu roots, the original Game of Life had a Suicide Square, at first Mr. Potato Head didn't come with a plastic potato, and other things you didn't know about classic games
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Mon October 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's see if the Steelers are still a little cranky after last week's-- Yeah, they mad
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
DJ LeMahieu wins the batting title by sitting out the last game. Fark: Because his closest challenger was out with a "strained buttocks"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Pittsburgh Steelers take their frustration out from last week against the Kansas City Chiefs? Will Big Ben have a big field day? Will Jamaal Charles impress in his debut? Here is your Sunday Night NFL thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Twitter users go back to 1995 with #LastTimeTrumpPaidTaxes
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton beats Rosberg for the pole followed by the Red Bulls and Ferrari in rows 2 and 3. Can Hamilton claw back some points after Rosberg's win last week gave him an 8 point lead. This is your Formula 1 Malaysia Grand Prix at 3 AM ET on NBCSN
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Sat October 01, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Last week, a botnet cyberattack was powered by something the internet had never seen before: an army made of more than one million hacked Internet of Things™ devices"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: "How many days since Hillary's last press conference? I thought this was an open and transparent campaign." New Hotness: "How many days since Donald's last press conference? I thought this was an open and transparent campaign"
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Fri September 30, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Walking down the beach while wearing nothing but a homemade bikini fashioned out of clear plastic wrap is no way to go through life, grandpa
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yes, there's no argument. David Ortiz's 2016 was the greatest final season in the last 50 years. And he did it by just being Big Papi
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
DraftKings calls on its brand new game-integrity unit to determine whether winner of $1 million prize in "Fantasy Football Millionaire" contest, who happens to be brother of last year's winner, colluded with his bro by sharing lineups
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Comedy Central's famous horse roast Ann Coulter backs out of Chelsea Handler's show last minute, gets lesson in how you don't even have to be present to be utterly humiliated (not safe for work language)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepson died last month and all I can feel is relief; I watched him destroy himself over the last fifteen years and spin nothing but lies. My stepdaughter feels the same way. However, my wife thinks we're being callous. Are we?"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the coffee they usually drink with a coffee that gives you an erection lasting for up to three days. Let's see if anyone notices
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The first-ever Utah Heroin and Opioid Summit sounds like a blast
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yeah, that list of 176 reasons Trump shouldn't be elected? It was 1/2 the original size. Oh and here are 74 things that disqualify Trump, just from last month
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just how bad did Trump do with undecided voters last night? One told Frank Luntz "Tell him to answer the question that is asked of him. And then. Stop. Talking." The rest of the focus group were described as frustrated and mad at him
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams thinks Hillary was drugged at last night's debate: "She had the look of someone whose doctors had engineered 90 minutes of alertness for her just for this event"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor and human/bassett hound hybrid Brit Hume is under fire for saying that Hillary Clinton was "not necessarily attractive" last night at the debates
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Forget Giuliani or the Lame Stream media, even Stormfront thinks that Hillary won last night's debate
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Let's go to the instant gratification polls to see how well Hillary Clinton did last night. Oh....oh my
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Remember Donald Trump being a fidgeting, constantly sniffing, water-guzzler during last night's debate? Yeah, about that
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
19 WTF moments from last night's debate. Only 19?
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
American police are reporting 10% more murders than last year, including the ones they perpetrate
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
EpiPen pre-tax profit actually 60% higher than what Mylan told Congress last week, ramps up accounting mumbo-jumbo to compensate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Oliver on the Wells Fargo scam: "It's like a Russian nesting doll where the last doll gives you the finger"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Toronto squeezes the last bit of fun out of school lunches by banning juice boxes
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Sun September 25, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FL Republican gets blasted online for using Jose Fernandez's death to smear national anthem protesters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This could be the last police shooting video North Carolina ever releases thanks to a proposed new law
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The "Wet Prince of Bel Air" used 11.8 Million gallons of water last year. Gotta keep the lawn Fresh, Prince
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Today's newspaper endorsing a Democrat for the first time in seemingly forever: the Cincinnati Enquirer, whose last Democrat was Woodrow Wilson in 1916
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Fri September 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"You'd think a guy who wrote 'Spanish Johnny drove in from the underworld last night / With bruised arms and broken rhythm and a beat-up old Buick...' could navigate his way around a complete and creditable American sentence. And you'd be right"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So, that attack in Kashmir last Sunday isn't going to escalate tensions between Pakistan and India, right? Pakistan is landing fighter jets on highways, evacuating schools and tightening security not because India is going to attack them, right?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Red Sox dig out the ol' broom for one last sweep of the O's. Gotta love September in the park
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Harvard University's endowment lost 2 percent of its value last year, which means that now it's only worth enough to send about half of all Americans to a 4-year college for free
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Thu September 22, 2016
(WJTV Jackson)
 
 
 
A hostage situation that lasted more than six hours comes to a close. 15 People were inside the home, no one can confirm that there was ever really a hostage situation
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than waiting until the last day to do an assignment? Coming home drunk and then remembering it's due in a few hours
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Police arrest man pretending to be cop, demanding women provide ID, get into his vehicle. Never mind rolls of plastic painter's drop cloth, shoe guards, clear plastic poncho in back seat
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's Ohio campaign chair: Racism didn't exist until Obama. Oh, and also, "If you're black and you haven't been successful in the last 50 years, it's your own fault"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cosmo designs a ladycar, "a place for impromptu karaoke performances, last-minute wardrobe changes, dramatic gossip sessions and emergency lunch-hour kips." What the fark is a kip?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FRESHeBUDS Pro magnetic bluetooth earbuds; water resistant, noise cancelling. And sure to get lost in your gym bag with the $2 set you got on your last airplane flight. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Consult a physician if you experience a spider bite erection lasting more than four hours
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Tue September 20, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Verizon releases Galaxy Note 7 software update with warning, new battery indicator, blast radius estimates
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(BBC)
 
 
 
I didn't know Drew was in Scotland last weekend, but it appears his taste in clothing hasn't improved
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last week Trump promised to cripple the FDA's ability to regulate food handling. Why? Let's ask Kathleen Purgatorio, widow of the man Trump killed with salmonella back in 1991
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
If last night's Fear the Walking Dead taught us anything, it's that zombie blood is the most overused plot device in history and Brenda Strong must be an expensive guest star. Also, the show is still directionless [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hillary IT guy who pleaded the 5th before Congress last week caught asking reddit for advice on deleting emails two years ago
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Rosberg is on the pole with Riccardo outside him followed by Hamilton. Vettel's Ferrari had suspension issues and starts last. Enjoy racing under the lights on the Marina bay street circuit for the Formula 1 Singapore Grand Prix at 8 AM EDT on NBCSN
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Sat September 17, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he wants to get the economy up to a 4% growth rate. Unfortunately for him, the last time the economy was growing that fast, one of the residents in the White House was Hillary Clinton
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't invest in the stock market". That's not what his last financial disclosure form shows
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
St. Louis gets the last laugh on L.A. after Joe Buck is assigned to call the Rams' home opener this weekend
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Last time we heard that, y'all were pushing "clean diesel" so excuse us if we're skeptical
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ryon Healy's 480' home run is now the longest homer of the Statcast™ era by a member of the A's (ahead of Brett Lawrie's 470' launch last August)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There are nine life skills that are not taught in school even though they should be, including car repair, swimming, budgeting, and Latin (okay, we made the last one up)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope all you East Coast farkers filled up your cars last night
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Gee, I sure wish I knew where the world's last few flying saucer Futuro houses are located." Checks Fark. "JACKPOT"
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Thu September 15, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona's first female (and last decent) governor, Rose Mofford, dies at 94
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At last report, American police have yet to solve rash of creepy clown sightings. "Legitimate clown performers are upset with the attention, since they already have several negative depictions to contend with"
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a ray that chews its food, presumably with the last of the petty cash
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sea World: Sorry, whales. We totally shouldn't have been letting you bone the whole time you were held circling in captivity, your once bright minds withering into madness, boning like it was your last solemn sanctuary. Whales: WHY? WHY?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Having forgotten what happened last week, Gary Johnson places full-page ad in NYT, demanding for more exposure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Check out the new British currency. It is plastic, it's fantastic
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What was your last dream about?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nigeria eradicates polio. This is a repeat from last year
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You might want to think about joining a different fantasy football league if the one you're in is so sadistic, they make the person who came in last march down a road wearing only pink women's bikini bottoms and sneakers while hoisting a sign
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
This century's version of Mark Twain to receive prize for American humor named after last century's version of Bill Murray
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How does Worst Korea respond to Best Korea's latest nuclear test? By blasting Western pop music across its border. That'll show 'em
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(AP)
 
 
 
To prevent a repeat of last year's fiasco when the Jets and Bills played in each other in solid green and solid Red uniforms respectively, the NFL is consulting with experts to make sure people with color-blindness can always tell which team is which
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Mullets became roadkill last night. This is your team, Los Angeles
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
"HI; I want to order a white casket with pictures of angels and the Last Supper and silk lining for my mother." "Here's your dented white casket with no pictures and crepe paper lining." "I want my money back." "Tough. We're blocking your number"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kevin Harlan delivered the best play-by-play call of a streaker you'll ever hear, in the middle of last night's terrible Rams/49ers game
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The Polls-Plus forecast on FiveThirtyEight was "tightening" because the algorithm "became skeptical", which is a nice way of saying "Trump's poll numbers sucked so much last month that the computer couldn't believe it"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark gets the last word on a story about the yoga teacher who let bar mitzvah boys fondle her new boobs
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(Scout.com)
 
 
 
Washington State coach Mike Leach give a fairly straightforward and lucid interview after their loss to Boise State. Then someone asks about the last play of the game (3:45 mark)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
David Bowie's last recordings will be released on the Lazarus musical soundtrack
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Hot Whopper)
 
 
 
It's become a Fark tradition to tell you each and every month that this a repeat of the last umpteen months. Why stop now? August was the hottest August on record. This is a repeat of last month, the month before that, so on and so forth
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(Chron)
 
 
 
If you guessed 'two months and two weeks' for the length of time Johnny Manziel's self-imposed sobriety would last, step up and collect your prize
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Last interview with the 'American Anarchist' who taught us how to make bombs and drugs at home with his cookbook
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway wants to do a solo Catwoman movie. Mr Drysdale last seen nervously guarding bank vault
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Sat September 10, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
One last shout out for the FARK Pick 'Em and Eliminator. One may come with pride, the other only comes with shame (pro-tip, the eliminator is shame)
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
The Saturday Mornng Book Club wants to know what's the last book you read. Did you enjoy it? Would you recommend it to a friend? Or do you want that lost time back?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Tourists spent $63 million per day in Virginia last year, approximately 3/4 of which went to gas wasted stuck behind side-by-side semis on I-81
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Fri September 09, 2016
(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Raspberry Pi plans to keep up with the Commodore in the sales department. Subby expects a port of The Last Ninja any day now
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani attempts to rewrite history, says Donald Trump "denounced birther conspiracies" nine or eleven years ago, and we should ignore his comments from the last two months
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After last week's fireworks, tonight we have another launch from Cape Canaveral by ULA with an Atlas V carrying OSIRIS-REx asteroid retrieval mission at 7:05pm EDT on NASA TV
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES Breitbart and HuffPo agree on who did the worst at last night's "commander-in-chief" "forum"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The fifteen best Tweets about Matt Lauer's horrific turn as an "impartial" host at last night's Commander in Chief forum
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Wed September 07, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Why was Dario Cueto smiling when he was taken away by police? Who will Asuka destroy tonight? Who will be the last two finalists in the CWC? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT on WWE Network and Lucha Underground season premiere on El Rey at 8 PM
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Teacher turns 1st day of school into a cringefest - at 7 and a half min long, how long can you last?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember the Dutch cyclist who fell at high speed, landed on her head, and fractured her spine in three places last month during the Olympics? She just won her first race since the accident
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
"If you said 'I have this great idea for a comedy, you have the last human in the universe and for company he has a hologram of his dead bunk mate and a life form evolved from the ship's cat and some dodgy old mechanoid,' it wouldn't be made today"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retired General laughs at Trump's 30 day plan concerning ISIS. "What the hell does he think we've been trying to do for the last 14 years in terms of al Qaeda?"
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hugh O'Brian, the star of Wyatt Earp, has laid down his gun for the last time
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump blasts Hillary Clinton for not knowing "C" stamped on a document means "Classified." Yeah, you know where this story is going already
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Dalvin Cook blast through a depleted Rebels' line? Will Chad Kelley live up to his pro potential? This is your bonus Monday Night [College] Football thread: Ole Miss vs. Florida State, 8 PM Eastern on ESPN
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(Time)
 
 
 
SpaceX could owe $50 million or a free flight to Spacecom after blowing up their shiat last week
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(Google)
 
 
 
What was the last thing you wrote?
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Your downloaded porn stash can now last forever
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What phrase needs a proper burial? Subby thinks "man cave" needs to be blasted into orbit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fred Hellerman, last of the Weavers folk group, dies at 89. Pete Seeger, Lee Hayes and Ronnie Gilbert have a stool and an instrument waiting for you my friend
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
We're less than a week till the NFL season kicks off. It's the last chance to play Fantasy Football with your fellow Farkers. This is the final Fark League organizational thread
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jets QB Christian Hackenberg's stat line from last night's game: 11 out of 31 passes for 54 yards. Yep, that's a whole 1.7 yards per pass attempt
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(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Abandoned mine entrance will be sealed to prevent further tragedy. Ultra wake screaming in the night Fark: with the last guy who entered still inside
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michele Bachmann says if Hillary wins this year, it will be the last bite at the electoral corn dog for Americans: "I don't want to be melodramatic but I do want to be truthful. I believe without a shadow of a doubt this is the last election"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New anti-drone shield sends trespassing drones back to their operators rather than blasting them from the sky
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
Oh...Canada. "Mounties were called to a gas station at two in the morning last week because a man had taken his clothes off and was bathing his genitals in milk after accidentally spraying himself with bear spray"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nuclear power's future in Britain questioned as nuclear authority releases details of 130 major security breaches in last five years, including that time in 2012 when the guards lost the gun
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of all states saw an increase in new businesses last year. Unfortunately they were companies dealing with foreclosure, declaring personal bankruptcy, relocation to somewhere less expensive
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Abusive husband/criminal mastermind defeats high-tech ankle bracelet by "snipping through the plastic band, which didn't trigger its internal system"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the last thing you spent $100+ on?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Post the last picture you took of yourself
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(National Post)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the coach of the Maple Leafs promises that the team aren't going to suck as much this season as they did last season. This year's speaker: Mike Babcock
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
At the age of 24 years, 55 days, Manny Machado celebrates becoming the youngest player in Orioles history to reach the 100-home run mark by hitting a 438 foot blast, with a personal best exit velocity of 112.7 mph
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The lastest Anthony Weiner fiasco just gets creepier, it now comes to light that he bragged about using his infant son as a "chick magnet"
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you were born before 1985, you are the last of your kind to remember life without an Internet. You lived in the Before Time and are struggling to survive in the After Time as fluent translator between Old and New tongues. Godspeed, old fart
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(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
You won't have Neal Larson to kick around in the papers anymore because, gentlemen, this is his last newspaper column
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(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW will Daniel Bryan respond to last week's HOT FIRE from the Miz? WHAT is in store for Dean Ambrose and AJ Styles? WHEN will we see Heath Slater's 17 kids? It is YOUR Smackdown Live thread. (8pm on USA)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Here's to Warren Hinckle: muckraker, journalistic impresario and scoundrel that no one seems to have cared about when he died last week
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Being Tragically Hip, Superfan dies of same brain cancer her favourite band's singer has after seeing his last show ever
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
According to this daily tracking poll, Hillary and Donald have switched positions. The Donald is now on top of Hillary. But given the movement the last few weeks, these two like to try different positions a lot
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Whoever keeps riding up to random people in downtown Anchorage just to blast them with pepper spray before riding away, please knock it off
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(3D Ind. News)
 
 
 
The iPhone 7 may have a 3D scanner and plastic monkeys may fly out my butt
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
As part of the Univision deal, Gawker founder Nick Denton will be paid $200,000 to not compete (because his last media company turned out sooooooo well)
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kevin Owens become the champion of the universe? Will the belt be the biggest heel in the title match? After last week, will they give Strowman's jobber of the week a live mic? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30 on the network
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign runs ad pushing tax plan that Trump doesn't support. It's like they sit in a room with little plastic scissors and Elmers glue, cut things out of magazines, and the best one each day is Trump's Important Policy Idea
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
"Stamina Watch: Trump vs. Hillary. Who Lasts Longer?" Please be about the bedroom please be about the bedroom
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Sun August 28, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Harry Fujiwara, better known as Mr. Fuji, 82, has thrown his last handful of salt
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(Sportsnaut)
 
 
 
The 2016 NFL preseason may possibly be the last one as it could be eliminated altogether
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Florida couple loses a lawsuit to end town ban on front yard gardens. Apparently rows of squash are not a desirable alternative to the traditional front yard decorations of plastic pink flamingos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just to end the fights about this on the Sports tab, here's an explainer of VJD, the non-ICC alternative to the D/L rain rule in TNPL. And for the last farking time, the Duckworth-Lewis method is NOT being used, it's Duckworth-Lewis-Stern. Duh
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
I want some of whatever the Boston Globe editors have been taking because I'm pretty sure David Ortiz hasn't started looking like a bunch of random shapes since the last time I saw him
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So, Stephen Bannon, how long's it been since you last beat your wife?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick wants to show 49ers 'what I'm capable of'. Memo to Colin: You already did with 4 interceptions and a 16.7 passer rating during a 47-7 loss last season
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Challenge: Name your vagina after the last movie you watched
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds rejection of Trump's immigration views. To be fair, this poll was from last week before his views changed. By the time you read this headline he will have reverted back, though
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox is probably not Friends with her plastic surgeon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farkette wants to pop her cherry in Fantasy Football. Can someone direct her to a fark league or something similiar? She promises to come in last and not be a whiny crybaby
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