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Fri September 22, 2017
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rocket Man blast back at White Honky calling him "frightened dog" and a "mentally deranged U.S. dotard." vowed to "highest level of hard-line countermeasure in history." leading to fears that this might be Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The two Alabama Senate candidates argued during a debate last night over who worshiped Trump more
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Full of more colourful characters than a JRPG it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Link goes to a free copy of Outlast: Deluxe Edition. What have you been playing this week? Mutant Football League? XCOM 2? What upcoming games are you excited about?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Average farker disappointing Scarlett Johansson would last longer than the scheduled Senate debate on the latest GOP Obamacare repeal bill
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Getting the dog neutered tomorrow, having argument with the wife over a proverbial "last supper." WAT DO? DIT
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"The last honest pizza" sells out
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Matthew Vaughn wants to make a new Fantastic Four movie to apologize for his part in the last one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like the Treasury Secretary isn't the only one racking up the frequent flier miles at our expense. HHS Secretary Tom Price has flown private 5 times on the taxpayer dime in just the last week. THE BEST PEOPLE
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(Star Wars News Net)
 
 
 
The Last Jedi himself hints we have to wait until Monday Night Football on 10/09 for the next trailer
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Mon September 18, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Randy Pausch delivered "The Last Lecture" at Carnegie Mellon University 10 years ago today. Here it is in its entirety
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bibi is desperate to talk to Trump again in order to discuss how Iran is only six months away from a nuclear bomb, just as they've been for the last 30 years
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery addict complains he's singled out because of the way he looks
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Sat September 16, 2017
(San Diego Reader)
 
 
 
San Diego's hepatitis outbreak might be due to *rolls dice* California's plastic bag ban
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Cassini's last photo which is safe for work because it does not include Uranus
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
Saturn Cassini probe's last words: LEROOOOOY JENKINS
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
After a court orders the Trump administration to release the names of all visitors to Mar-a-Lago, the White House claims that the only people to visit in the last year were all part of the Japanese president's entourage
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Low on "gas" and its orbit decaying, the command was given and the Cassini Probe went out like a boss, swan-diving into the atmosphere of Saturn. At 7:55 AM signal was lost for the last time, ending its planned 13-year mission that began in 1997
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
Visa and Mastercard report that hackers have pilfered 200K credit cards accounts from Equifax. Fark: starting last November
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you own an Amazon Echo or a Google Home and you saw last night's South Park, you were an unintentional part of the joke
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead was heavy on comparisons to Trump's America and really highlighted the fact none of the main characters are smart enough to go on living because they keep doing stupid things [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Bob Corker last seen wandering around the RMS Trumptanic, looking for a life vest
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last one lawyered up is the subject of the investigation
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
How will John Cena savage Roman Reigns this week? Who will Brock Lesnar ragdoll in an attempt to one-up Braun Strowman's showing last week? Now that she's in the Fatal 4way, what's next for the Women's Emmalution? WWE Raw tonight at 8 ET on USA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Surprise Surprise Surprise Trump Jr lied in his testimony to Congress last week
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The dystopian Citadel of Ricks seems a lot more interesting after last night's Rick and Morty episode, especially with return of one particular Morty. No, not Cowboy Morty (Warning: SPOILERS)
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Sun September 10, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After one pricey season, Amazon cancels The Last Tycoon out of nowhere
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Football is back ... and the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are back as well. Who to start, who to sit, who to fill a last second hole in your roster ... you have questions, we have answers
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
There once was a biker from Maine, whose motoring skill was quite lame, he ran out of luck, turning left was the truck, last heard he was saying "oh Fark"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Take a good look at these people because it's probably the last time they will ever be seen again
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Fri September 08, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Losing last night at home was all part of Belichick's master plan
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast lost 100,000-150,000 subscribers last quarter due to competition. It's like you have to please your customers or something
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
Let's see... In the last few months, we've gone after women, education, racial minorities, non-Christians, the environment, health care, and LGBTs, but darn it, it seems like we've forgotten someone. Oh, of course -- The Cripples
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Plastic surgery addict left with permanent erection after botched nose job. If the picture is any indication, he's in real trouble
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Android Police)
 
 
 
Facebook reportedly "testing UI changes", conveniently right as you had gotten used to the last ones
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe your last fart using only a movie title
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Schoolkids forced to make replica genitals out of plasticine. Odd as it might seem some parents have a problem with this
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky bears down hard on its last abortion clinic. Burlington Coat Factory braces for impact
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Subway decides that it needs to dump sponsorship of Daniel Suarez, and the official reason will be *fires up random word generator*... giving out Dunkin Donuts in a prerace show last July
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's new book claims that Sanders treating her with kid gloves caused "lasting damage" to her campaign and disrupted the Democratic party before going on to use Republican talking points to disparage Sanders
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody's gonna pay Spicey to speak which seems odd since he wasn't very good at speaking in his last job
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
1.7 billion people took vacations last year. How many brought home souvenirs they didn't know about, like a brain-burrowing nematode or a zombie protozoan?
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
In case of an apocalypse, here are 8 foods that last nearly forever. Put these in your nuclear bunker
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
One last time, Twin Peaks leaves viewers screaming and wondering what year it is anyway (spoilers)
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Journalist states how glad she is 2 Broke Girls is off the air, citing how unfunny it was and the canned laughter. Of course it only lasted 6 seasons because guys liked staring at Kat Dennings' chest
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Sun September 03, 2017
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Will tonight be the last call call at the Bang Bang Bar, or will the Roadhouse go on forever? How IS Annie? Join us for the epic finale of Twin Peaks: The Return, 8 PM ET Showtime
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Richard Posner is one of the most well-respected, rational, and pragmatic judges of the last half-century. And he's about to be replaced by a Trump appointee
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After downing $100 million in VC money, Juicero has squeezed it's last orange
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans consider their hatred of the federal government is a point of pride, with the state having sued the feds no less than 48 times in the last 8 years. Yessir Texas has no use for those overbearing bureaucrats...until the rains fall
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Last year the Obama administration made new rules that would have made chemical plant disasters like the one in Houston less likely and easier to handle. Guess which company and which Congressional delegation convinced Trump to kill them?
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Joey Votto spots six-year-old fan with stage-4 neuroblastoma sitting by the Reds' dugout, hits ball halfway to Kentucky for him. Then it gets MORE dusty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half Chinese actress changed her last name from Wang to Bennet and got more work because Hollywood is either A) racist - or B) doesn't like wang in their movies
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Wed August 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, some people find plastic surgeons via Instagram
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well-tanned Chris Christie says "I would not have pardoned Arpaio." Also would not have left that last cheeseburger on the plate at last state dinner
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Santa Cruz restaurant owner who closed his business after a local paper reported his campaign contributions to David Duke last year, blames "the War on Whites" for the closure. Bonus irony: it was a Chinese restaurant
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Tue August 29, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The median home price in San Diego dropped by $6000 last month. To the bargain price of $537,750
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Student loan balances have jumped 150% in just the last decade
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
The Vanzolini bald-faced monkey, last seen alive in 1936, loses bid for hide-and-seek champion
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Kenya bans plastic bags. Not that Kim Kardashian was going there anyway
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Les Halles, NYC brasserie best known as place where Anthony Bourdain got his start as head chef, declares bankruptcy and closes last remaining restaurant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So was that scene at the end of last night's GOT just because Tyrion likes to watch, or is it supposed to signal us about Something VERY BAD? *spoilers in article/thread*
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's the full list of winners from last night's VMAs, which pretty much everyone missed out on because let's face it, Game of Thrones is more important than watching Katy Perry pretend autotune is music
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 17 things millennials will be the last to do
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Only two words can describe last night's season finale of Game of Thrones: HOLY FARK. Plus, they killed off another beloved character. And the only disappointing thing is we have to wait two years for the eighth and final season [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you think sea animals choking on ocean pollution sucks, then boycott plastic straws this September
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Sun August 27, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese auto suppliers and researchers study wooden auto parts as lighter, stronger, more sustainable alternative to traditional plastic and steel parts. Spruce Goose cited as inspiration
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greetings passengers, there'll be a slight delay due to all the horrific weather including the twisters that we'll have to fly through. Get to know your seat mates because they may be the last people you see before the grim reaper
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Fri August 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's DC hotel has become the epicenter of the swamp that Trump said he wanted to drain. So far, he has managed to drain about $20 million worth over the last 15 months
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Thu August 24, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The last county without ACA coverage will soon have an insurer, the WH presser offered nothing of substance, and Farkers in the wake of Hurricane Harvey, stay safe. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
His last request, to have 8 Philadelphia Eagles as pall bearers so the Eagles can let him down one last time
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Guy boasts about lasting 13 minutes with Kate Upton. Subby would have made it that long, but had to stop because of a paper cut
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trumpy gave a shiat speech last night, Arpaio remains unpardoned, and Kushbot's been sent to bring peace to the Middle East. Here's your MSNBC livethread, Hayes @ 8, Rach @9, and Larry @10, all times EDT
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A visual history of every team in the NFL over the last 30 years, ranked by record volatility
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are indeed a match for a good blaster at your side, cause Omar ain't coming
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News interviewer finds the one Democrat in a Kentucky diner to get a reaction to last night's Trump event. Hilarity ensues
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." --E. L. Doctorow. Huh, maybe that's why my last rejection letter suggested I seek professional help. This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Even the creators of Game of Thrones admit that the timeline for the last episode doesn't make a whole lot of sense
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In case you missed his address last night: "So my fellow Americans, we have worked long and hard to come up with the bigliest solution to Afghanistan. And here it is: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT Paul's Memory Bank continues with W Songs Part 2. If you remember what ended the show last week, you know how it begins tonight, though this version was never heard on The Lone Ranger. And who knew Jerry Lewis had a top 10 song?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A breakdown of "Beyond the Wall," last night's Game of Thrones which was devastating, heartbreaking, and left fans feeling cold. It sets up a huge season finale and, in one word, WOW [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
For the last time, pal - breaking into the church to get naked and drink the sacramental wine night is Tuesday, not Monday
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Last year Wikileaks was offered 68GB of damaging information on the Kremlin and turned it down. It's almost like these guys have an agenda or something
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Pence call for a 25th amendment solution? No. Will Donnie Two Scoops resign? No. Will this be our last Trump administration speculation thread? Also no. THIS is your end of the week/end of the Trump administration rumor/speculation thread
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Remember that mysterious silver spaceship tank with Midwest plates that stalked the borough of Brooklyn last winter? Well it turns out to be owned by a wayward Brooklyn dad who likes space travel
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Team NZ beat Oracle to win the Americas Cup, but there's a small problem with the trophy. Last winners engraved their names with extra large font, making sure there was no room for anyone else
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Turns out the alt right moron that Trump retweeted last night is the same guy who attempted to smear anti Trump protests with a "rape Melania" protest sign. The Aristocrats
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Mon August 14, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Question: What are Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien, and THC? Answer: The five drugs that Tiger Woods had in his system when he was arrested for driving under the influence last May
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Red Sox are firmly in control of the AL East thanks to winning 9 of their last 10 games, while the Dodgers continue a push for a record-setting season. And how will Bryce Harper's injury affect the Nats? It's your week 19 MLB Power Rankings
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After managing the near-impossible feat of striking out in his last three plate appearances, President Trump finally manages the political equivalent of hitting the T-ball off the tee, and declares "racism is evil" and Neo-nazis "un-American"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drinkers share the most ridiculous vessels they've ever been served drinks from, including a laundry basket, lightbulb and a plastic bag. Unclear why they don't just drink from the bottle
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Armed police officer famous for filming himself traveling at 140mph, pulls over car and is surprised to discover duck wearing a tie, a dog and an old man inside. Unclear if the man's last name was Barbera
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The midpoint is here. Did Jaime survive last week's encounter with Drogon? How will Cersei react to the news her army was defeated? Will The Night King make his move? Find out in Eastwatch. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gordon Cole drinks wine while cuddling with a beautiful woman, Dougie Jones repeats the last word someone says while staring blankly into space, and every plotline is resolved neatly on tonight's episode of Twin Peaks. The fun begins at 8pm ET on Showtime
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The woman killed in yesterday's domestic terrorist attack, Heather Heyer, had this to say for her last Facebook post: "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Pharrell got stuck in the elevator and then his song Happy played and then the theme to the Twilight Zone played. And that was the last time anyone ever saw Pharrell until 30 minutes later when the elevator was fixed
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Thanks to Bronn's actions in last week's Game of Thrones, Jerome Flynn is hated by people who can't distinguish fantasy from reality
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
More than half of women who got an abortion last year were using contraception, according to UK study. There's a joke in here, but it's not going to come full-term
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing - just a bunch of new images from Star Wars: The Last Jedi
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(UPI)
 
 
 
For you history buffs, today is the anniversary of the last time the United States attacked a foreign power with an atomic weapon. Which has totally nothing to do with any current news whatsoever, of course
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NFL legends Matt Leinart and Brady Quinn got into Twitter beef last night over the 2005 USC/Notre Dame game, where Reggie Bush infamously pushed Leinart over the goal line for the game winning TD, aka "the Bush Push"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it means anything, but a democrat just won a special election in an Iowa district that went for Trump by 22 points last November
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
FBI conducted a raid on Paul Manafort's home *last month*
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Tue August 08, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
When the last remaining pockets of civilized humans huddle in dark caves and the ruins of our cities as gangs of barbarians hunt us for sport, and we try to figure out where we went wrong, the phrase "Audiobooks for Dogs " will come up a lot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that really awesome sequence at the end of the last episode of "Game of Thrones?" HBO put out a 14 minute long behind the scenes featurette on how they pulled it off
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Mon August 07, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Braun be the Last Hoss Standing? What's Ambrose's real motives with Rollins? Can Balor outwit Bray Wyatt's mindgames? Give Bayley a hug, then tune into WWE Raw (8pm EDT, USA)
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
And so, despite the best efforts of our enlightened society to maintain a perfect ecology, recycling water bottles, and separating our plastics and cardboard, this is how the great tire fire of Frazer Township, Pennsylvania began
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Game of Thrones, which was THE BEST F*CKING EPISODE EVER HOLY SHIAT DID YOU SEE ALL THAT? AND THE CLIFFHANGER--MY GOD [Warning: Spoilers]
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New Chief of Staff John Kelly reins in White House staff: Country first, president second, your own needs and priorities last. Spoken like a true Marine
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(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Boris Said's magnificent white guy fro gets one last chance to teach the NASCAR Genesee Beer Cup Series guys how to turn right when they hit Watkins Glen for the I ✈ New York 355, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman dying of pancreatic cancer in VA: I'd really love a last mocha milkshake from my favorite restaurant. In Cleveland. Woman's friend, Restaurant Owner, and UPS: challenge accepted
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Dennis DeYoung wants to get the band back together one last time. Styx reunion degree-of-difficulty: Members haven't talked since the 90s
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know what businesses AREN'T loving the "Trump Effect"? Gun makers that's who: "Sturm, Ruger & Co. (RGR) reported Wednesday afternoon sales were down 22% against the same period last year while profits fell 53%"
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Woman moves into apartment that had previously been rented to tenant with same last name. Hilarity ensues
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For a long time, it has been DOJ policy not to subpoena reporters or media outlets except as a very last resort in investigations so as not to appear to be trying to chill their 1st Amendment freedoms. Note the use of the past tense
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Since the Model 3 handover event last week, Tesla has averaged 1,800 new orders per day
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
The kid who played "Jeremy" in the Pearl Jam music video that came out 25 years ago this month? He worked for development projects overseas for the United Nations before drowning last year in Puerto Rico
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/2): Two Hulks for the price of one, Turok gets another chance, Murder Ballads, a Greg Pak giant mech story, and the further adventures of Amelia Earhart. Why that last one isn't available in Braille, we'll never know
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(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
One of the last surviving Spitfire pilots dies at age 99. He was walking around and doing interviews and telling corny old jokes until the very end. May we all go out like this guy
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Next Air Force One to be second hand 747 from bankrupt Russian airline. Unlikely tag last seen taking a toaster into the bathroom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So, he definitely wrote every last bit of it
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Reddit is raising $200 million and redesigning to look more like Facebook. Fark is raising a few bottles of Maker's Mark and you'll get over the last redesign eventually
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Universe's largest supermassive black hole, at 40 billion solar masses, may have an explanation at last
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Dodgers hang on to the top spot thanks to a walk-off win last night while the Cubs continue their winning ways. Are any teams going to make a big move before 4 pm? It's your trade deadline day MLB Power Rankings
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of "The Queen's Justice," last night's episode of Game of Thrones, which saw two characters meet for the first time and another character receives their comeuppance [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrifying. Cruel. Sadistic. Words fail me. Last week America is up in arms because idiot drags shark behind boat. This week we redefine the definition of depravity. Don't forget, Trump says cops 'should not be so nice'. Warning: Graphic brutality
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Quick heads up from the author you Farkers turned into a one-day best-seller last summer... his book is free today, and he's giving away $1,000 in a treasure hunt to people who read it. Deets in link
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Sat July 29, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Seattle has gone 38 straight days without rainfall. Tucson, AZ has seen rainfall 13 out of the last 15 days. Dog looking for cat to share 2-bedroom apartment
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
It's a 2-for-1 Chinese Special: Woman uses plastic surgery to avoid bills, and apparently in China the government adds a recording to deadbeats' incoming calls asking the caller to debt-shame them
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Fri July 28, 2017
(FFT)
 
 
 
CEO of San Francisco Deltas, a pro soccer team that attracts 2,400 fans a game to old Kezar Stadium, sends email/Medium blast to all San Franciscans, challenges them to bring a friend and a sugar-daddy investor to the next game
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
UFO festival crashes into Pennsylvania town for annual re-investigation where no one has apparently noticed that the UFO shaped like an acorn landed in an abundance of people whose last name starts with "Eichel" (The German word for acorn. )
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If filling a Super Soaker with harmful chemicals sounds dangerous, just imagine one that blasts liquid molten metal
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested after putting dead prostitute in plastic bin and burying her in yard, apparently forgetting that you're supposed to compost them instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
With less than a week before the MLB trade deadline, a look at why teams sometimes go crazy in the last week of July, and why sometimes, going crazy works
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Wed July 26, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fun with NASCAR in-car audio, as mics capture Clint Bowyer blasting teammate Danica Patrick after crash: "[expletive] her" Ricky Stenhouse: "why yes, I am, and it's really quite good"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman calls RSPCA to help her remove a giant spider she found under the stairs. Upon arrival, it was determined the spider was, in fact, plastic
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Car found wrapped in plastic and buried 16 years after owner reported it stolen in insurance scam. Kids were using it for a dirt bike jump. Why yes it has Oklahoma plates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
At a campaign rally in Ohio last night, Trump promised that, if he's elected, he'll return jobs to the region, send home prices soaring, crack down on illegal immigration and "Islamic terrorism", and, of course, repeal Obamacare
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Muslim leader calls for the murder of every last Christian. To make this statement true, replace 'Muslim leader' with 'Michigan elected official' and 'Christian" with 'Muslim'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only ten days remain until the 2nd Annual World Dog Surfing Championships. Book your last minute flights and hotels now
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, apparently unaware that anything having to do with Hillary Clinton was made irrelevant last November, wants AG Jeff Sessions to open an investigation on her because that would "level the playing field"
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
So, Michael Phelps raced a great white shark last night. Guess who won?
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Transsexual club queen and cartoonish plastic surgery diva claims she had an affair with a now married rapper and people are speculating that it was Kanye West
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
OMB director Mulvaney blasts the CBO estimates that the Repeal Only bill would leave 32 million Americans uninsured. Points out they are using a methodology developed by an MIT professor of economics so "it's almost like it's not a fair analysis"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New details emerge on Kylo Ren's TIE Silencer in The Last Jedi. He's probably got My Chemical Romance stickers all over it
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nano-technology breakthrough allows console graphics to render as fast as a last generation PC
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
5th Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 19, 6pm. LAST CALL
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Tue July 18, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yet another Russian agent in the meeting with Half-Scoop, Manafort's loans are under investigation, and Yertle reels from last night's wealthcare bill implosion. THIS is your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread. 9 PM EDT
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
No, you're not crazy; the last time Trumpcare fell apart, the president played with a giant truck, too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The GOP's plan to "Repeal without Replace" lasted about as long as Trump can keep from tweeting
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pricipal. Caught sayof man that has stoped living. "See, told ya so" Was He jerking off or not. Reddit Says yes. Volcanologist looking for pyroclastic surge -OR- "hello, I am Pompeii Masturbator to salute and wait 1,938 years for eruption again" (Not safe for work)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After battering Washington for the last six months, tropical storm Donnie heads for the Caribbean
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cosmo DiNardo, who confessed to killing 4 young men in PA last week, claims to have killed 2 other people in Philadelphia when he was 15
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Will Kurt Angle reveal that Chad Gable is his love child? Will Roman get a title shot after losing at the last PPV? Is Braun still roaming the wilderness with a concussion? Did they book Finn? What is the storyline for the women? WWE Raw 8pm ET USA
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Of all the mysteries posed by last night's Game of Thrones premiere, the greatest has to be 'where did Sam get those rubber gloves?'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mets fans want Tim Tebow called up before September, say they need him to give the team last rites
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, make bioplastics. When life gives you limes, grab the tequila. And life gives you oranges, head for the vodak and hope you're drunk enough to rhyme
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Sun July 16, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Will Game of Thrones be our last shared television experience?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So it rained all day, you got the A/C on full blast, Junior's mowing the lawn because there's no way you're going out in that humidity - sounds like a good time to take the Fark Weird News Quiz
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New behind-the-scenes footage of The Last Jedi. Come for the adorable puppets, stay for "It's a wrap"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Chess grandmasters work with fashionistas to design ultimate high-performance chess uniform, specify it should have flexibility and practicality "because in the last moments of the game, you need speed"
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
At last a Trump decision the Left can support? President nominates to DOJ someone who wants to eliminate COPS program, which doles out money to local law enforcement, who really like the extra cash
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Thu July 13, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Come check out the runway. It's a blast. You'll be blown away (graphic video)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Pretty sure this is the last blast for this project, then we'll see if it ends up anywhere else. You evening liters. How much do you love this place, but can't/won't support it with totalfark, or Barefark? Want an almost free way to help out? DIT
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since brain cells are precious, the Washington Post has provided an annotated version of the alt-reality that is whatever Sean Hannity did on TV last night
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you thought the $3 million fine for Hobby Lobby for naively being involved in single illegal antiquities purchase in 2010 was a bit steep it was because 2010 was the last in a long line of naively being involved in illegal antiquities purchases
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The numbers are in - Aaron Judge's 47 homers last night traveled 3.9 miles
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Mon July 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather, who made about $220 million dancing with Manny Paquiao last year, asks the IRS if he can hold off paying his taxes from last year until after the Conor McGregor fight because he needs that money to pay last year's taxes
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Remember the MLB All-Star Game rosters announced last week? Well, subtract 7 players... and add 7 others
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Fri July 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump/Putin meet lasts over 2 hours. In other news, Trump is now pregnant
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Due to a loophole, 70% of UK students who graduated last year will never finish paying off their student loans causing unsustainability in the program. There's a lesson to be learned from this
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump takes credit for something that happened during Obama's administration. This is not a repeat of the last 283 times he's done this
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Thu July 06, 2017
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
A toast to Gene Conley, who was the last person living to have played for both Boston baseball teams as well as the Celtics, and won a World Series and an NBA Championship in the same year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake supporters bused in for Trump event. This is not a repeat of the last 200 times this has happened
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Speed Limit 20 MPH when children are present. Or when light is flashing. Or on the second Tuesday of the month. Or on the Vernal Equinox. Or when the category 'Famous Last Words' is chosen on Jeopardy. Or on-- *police sirens*
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Get ready for the MLB Home Run Derby with each hitter's longest HR of 2017. These blasts will leave any park
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Bobby Roode's title reign reach an un-Glorious conclusion? WHO will advance to the next round of the Cueto Cup? WHICH FARKERS nearly burnt their houses down last night? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Top chef Alain Senderens, pioneer of nouvelle cuisine and legendary for rejecting Michelin stars in favor of making great food affordable, is dead at 77. Chairman Kaga, last seen weeping in quiet corner of Kitchen Stadium, is unavailable for comment
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(Time)
 
 
 
Things you didn't know you needed in your life until an episode of Last Week Tonight: Anna Kendrick making out with a wax sculpture of Warren G. Harding
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
An article about flying from New York to London in just 40 minutes. But I swear this is different from the one from last week and last month and last year and the year before
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Last week: "Oil prices firming as US drillers cut production." This week: "OPEC: Hold my beer"
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(The State)
 
 
 
Cemetery where subby's grandparents, cousin, father, and assorted other relatives are buried was vandalized last night. What the hell is wrong with people?
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wonder how many times Paul George will say he needs the last shot after Russell Westbrook misses in the clutch
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Sat July 01, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Summer o' Soccer continues with the US Men's team last match before the Gold Cup, a friendly against Ghana. For those keeping score at home Ghana has won 2 of the last 3 against the US. It all kicks off at 5:00 PM EDT on ESPN
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Grammy Awards returning to LA in 2019 after year in NYC. City officials immediately review laws on plastic recycling
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On the one hand this almost seems necessary right now. On the other, if it DID pass, it's almost a guarantee that it would be abused in the future and basically annihilate the last vestiges of our democracy..so
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: Discovery' producers taking a lesson from 'Game of Thrones' by planning to kill off major characters, depict graphic sexual assault and children burning alive. Okay maybe not those last two, but definitely the first one
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Can't remember what Game Of Thrones' 10,000 or so characters were up to when the last season finished? This aims to help
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's voter-fraud commission wants the name, address, date of birth, party affiliation, last four Social Security number digits and voting history back to 2006 of potentially every voter in each state
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
At last, dark matter works for individual galaxies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top dermatologist, undoubtedly using "science", decides the color blue can kill you because of its proximity to violet, which was last seen hanging out with ultra-violet
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
That Trump reelection fundraiser at his DC hotel last night? Yes, it was illegal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You can have a blast in a college dorm, but it should involve alcohol not natural gas
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Anthony Young has lost his last game
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(TWC News)
 
 
 
If you reported a sexual assault to the Austin, TX PD any time in the last 26 years, they'd like you to know they're finally getting around to running the DNA from the rape kit
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The last subway derailment this serious was the end of the Jared Fogle ad campaign
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Tue June 27, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Glastonbury ends with a techno remix of Jeremy Corbyn's speech
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The internet fell for a fabricated story about Radiohead fans applauding three minutes of guitar tuning at Glastonbury. They're dumb, but they're not that dumb
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will the cameras steal the last dregs of Spiceweasel's soul? Will I finally need to dip into my snekretary mug at work? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How bad is it in Trump land? Even diehard Trumpies now admitting getting a million people to DC to support Trump is off by a factor of about 100. BTW even that number is probably impossible judging from this last weekend
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
With Amazon Prime Day coming up on July 11th, let's revisit the top item by country from last year. We'll just say that sterotypes are based in bits of reality
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of episode last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which proved while Madison was still kind of an idiot, she does want revenge. And it also showed why you shouldn't lie to Ruben Blades. [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Visitors threw $1.5 million into Rome's Trevi Fountain last year, so where did all of those coins go?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Retail store closings now number 5,300, triple the rate of last year. Even more shocking - Sears and Kmart are still open
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Sun June 25, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You can see Foo Fighters' entire Glastonbury set right now
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Transformers: The Last Knight is a disappointing #1 with a dismal $40.1, proving the franchise is dead. Wonder Woman slips to #2 with $26 million, Doc Hollywood sequel Cars 3 #3 with $25 million while The Mummy falls to dust at #6 with $5.8 million
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Get 'em out by Friday / You don't get paid till the last one's well on his way
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(Failure Magazine)
 
 
 
"Foremost Custer Living Historian" to lead the 7th Cavalry into battle today in annual re-enactment of Custer's Last Stand. "Every year we try to win, but history has a way of repeating itself"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Some Panicmonger)
 
 
 
Institute for Sucking Every Last Iota Of Fun Out Of Summer recommends you not take your kids to the beach
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Prospective Brexit negotiator Lord Buckethead appears at Glastonbury, discusses how Theresa May's negotiating tactics compare unfavorably with 'a slightly mouldy pain au chocolat'
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go completely revamps their gym system and adds legendary battles in news that would have been awesome last summer when people actually cared about PoGo
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Press now resorting to courtroom-like sketches of White House briefings. Which is likely not the last time several of these people will be the subject of courtroom sketches
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Who is this assh*le?': Joe Biden blasts hedge funder who heckled him during public moment of grief for son
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discord realizes that he has never hosted a tea party for Fluttershy. How hard could it be? Find out on My Little Pony - Discordant Harmony, last Tuesday in Australia. Don't forget to turn your TV upside down to watch it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Describe your last fart using a movie title. eg "Titanic"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump's ill-conceived bluff about tapes will have a lasting damage on the remaining months of his presidency
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Thu June 22, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump blasts wind in Iowa, McConnell hits the eject button on a sit in and a Saudi agent now works for the Trump regime. So, what will Rachel discuss tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Glitter Boobs, also know as Disco Tits are the big hit at this years Glastonbury Festival. (Not safe for work)
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Study, last week: We can totally power the country using pixie toenail clippings by 2055. Study, this week, same journal: The bong. They need to put it down
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Wed June 21, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lego recreates Glastonbury 2017, complete with soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran Lego
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Was Eric too dumb to join the family scam? Will he be the last Trump standing free?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports releases its first rankings in which every company is tied for last place
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Pompeo awkwardly answer why he let Flynn in on top secret intelligence despite the CIA knowing he was compromised? Will Trump say that last night's victories totally vindicated him? THIS is your Trump administration scandal/speculation thread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Transformers: The Last Knight is three hours of racist robot torture
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fire Controlman 1st Class Gary Rehm, three months short of retirement, saved 20 sailors from a flooding compartment on the Fitzgerald. He drowned after he went back in for the last six of his "kids." "He said, 'If my kids die, I'm going to die.'"
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Man legally changes his last name to Trump. No plans yet to begin 24/7 tweeting
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel be fatter? Will he answer only questions from Russian news outlets? Will this be our last sighting of Snekretary? *huuuuuuuuuff* SNEKRETARY'S BACK, APRIL. THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Bo Dukes indicted. Luke, Uncle Jesse last seen leaving Cooter's place
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Roman announce that he has to go now, his planet needs him? After a Bork-related hiatus last week, what's next for the Samoa Joe-Paul Heyman feud? Can Bayley figure out a way to win matches without hurting anyone? Raw tonight on USA at 8 ET
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis say at the last minute they changed their son's name from Walt to Dimitri. Apparently they felt Walt would make their son feel too normal with parents named Ashton and Mila
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Sun June 18, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How will last week's Fed interest rate hike affect you? Not much at all ... unless you want to borrow money
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Sat June 17, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
One of America's last remaining WWII fighter aces has passed away at 100
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
New definition of insanity: An alarm clock hidden inside the walls of your home goes off at the same time every evening for the last 13 years
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Fri June 16, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trolling foreign websites for sex toys probably isn't how most pregnant women envision spending their last trimester
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kitty cat Kiss member Peter Criss retires. Last straw was arguing over playing their 2014 hall of fame induction show which they never played. Also, got booked on commercial flight while everyone else took the Kiss jet. Ouch
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How does Earth move through space? At last, the story is complete, on every scale
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Glastonbury 2017 couldn't get the UK's biggest douche, Morrissey, to appear, so they got Jeremy Corbyn, the UK's second-biggest douche
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mystery of man holding gun floating above Kentish town solved when it's revealed to be a Stormtrooper holding a rifle. Vader last seen stomping around in a really bad mood. No, I haven't been drinking
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(Fark)
 
 
 
8 days since my last cigarette. I really want a cigarette. Can I bum a cigarette?
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Thu June 15, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
What exactly were the victims of this morning's shooting doing out in that park in VA? Here's the history of congressional baseball, the last vestige of collegiality
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet, you have to have the right mood- last-minute panic." THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline edition
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Glastonbury 2017 will attempt to make the biggest human peace sign ever, several months after the US made the biggest F*CK OFF sign ever on 20 January 2017
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the guys of Christos FC, the last amateur soccer squad left in the Lamar Hunt U.S. Open Cup. They don't practice, never study film, raise money through GoFundMe, and regularly beat the pros. Oh, and they're based in a liquor store
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
All 213 Beatles songs ranked from worst to best. Oh good, at last something we can argue about
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which gave us a welcome character return for a brief moment and then wasted time on Madison trying something different by not having the idiot boyfriend around being ineffective
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"For Adam West, the "Batphone" will ring no more" A tribute to the last of his kind. Whatever that was
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
An analysis of last night's Veep, which had Gary fulfill a very important role [Warning: Spoilers]
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby's defense lasts barely longer than a commercial break
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If your first name is Anders or your last name is Breivik, or you happen to live in the Bering Strait, there's some great news
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus has until July 4th to clean up the mess in the White House or be fired. That should be simple enough... How'd you get them all to go to Saudi Arabia last time?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Rare alligator gar fish caught in Indiana river. Scientists say the last time a prehistoric fish was seen that far north was at the Fort Wayne Red Lobster
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Sat June 10, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
To celebrate National Sex Day, let's find out just how long sex should last. (Spoiler: Much longer than it took you to read this headline)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Patriots SB rings have 283 diamonds for their 28-3 comeback. Remind me, were there 125 diamonds in their last rings for the correct ball PSI?
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
So long, Cuba. It was nice while it lasted
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life but it is becoming the lifestyle for more and more Americans. Obvious tag last seen on the couch with a sack of Fritos and a 40
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The last time this many Americans suddenly started defaulting on their credit card bills was back in 2008. Gee...wasn't there some sort of financial crisis back then? Good times
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Fri June 09, 2017
(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
This is the last year that Gordie Howe's name will appear on the Stanley Cup
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Photoshop contest: Make a blockbuster movie poster worse than the ones for Spider-Man: Homecoming and Transformers: The Last Knight
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Former Mexican President Vicente Fox auditions for Last Week Tonight (video contains not safe for work language)
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
While you're waiting for FedEx to bring your last Amazon shipment you don't remember ordering, take the Fark Weird News Quiz, week of 5/28/17-6/3/17
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN The Mack finish what he started last week? WHAT is next for Hideo Itami? WHO is next to get their butt kicked by Bobby Roode? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET on WWE Network, El Rey
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Fox Sports plans to "tech out" at 2017 U.S. Open, giving golf viewers ultra HD, drones, shot tracers at all holes, weather-gathering data, augmented reality, Trackman radar, and Putt-Putt the pro-shop robot. Well, maybe not that last one
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This was definitely a government operation. Thrown together at the last minute and filled with confusion, the tale of the A-10 Warthog's first mission over Afghanistan. SPOILERS: BRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Consult a physician for an erection lasting more than two days - especially if it's hourglass-shaped, dude
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Aaron Judge's batting practices are quickly becoming must-see TV, as this time fans watch him send two blasts into the Rogers Centre hotel
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Last week's "winner" is this week's poster child as the NASCAR Big Gulp Cup Series heads to Dover for the AAA 400 Drive for Autism, 1 PM ET on FS1
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dad walks his daughter to school on her first day of kindergarten and her last day of high school. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Did you feel that strong breeze coming out of Milwaukee last night. Don't worry, it was only the Brewers striking out 26 times, matching the MLB record
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Why do dogs tilt their heads? You pick up their poop, save it in a plastic bag, and you wonder why they give you look a puzzled look?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hackers publish 25,000 private photos from plastic surgery clinic. Police call it the biggest display of reconstructive surgery since Cher's former agent released all her old headshots
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
At last, the ultimate bliss: how our galaxy will finally die
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Oh, ouch. Looks like you criticized President Trump on Facebook last year. And twice on Twitter. So, unfortunately, your visa application is denied
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you're sitting at work drinking stale coffee and reading Fark threads like you've been doing every mindnumbing day for the last 1,639 days, there's a guy who abruptly quit his job to sail the Pacific Ocean with no particular destination in mind
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember last February when Trump met with 70 HBCU presidents and promised to "absolutely prioritize" them? Trump doesn't, judging from his budget plans
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm in financial trouble, and I'm worried I can't afford one, but am so lonely since my last cat died of old age. Should I adopt a cat? Or is that just cruel
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why you totally blew chow on your last job interview
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bahrain dissolves its last major political opposition group, awaits Twitter praise from Donald Trump
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Wed May 31, 2017
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
State of Connecticut: Our schools suck. We pass illiterate students. DeVos: I agree, we need to provide better schooling for these kids. State of Connecticut: Our schools are great, we were just kidding when we filed that lawsuit last year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those who missed it late last night, we lost a great core TFer to cancer yesterday - RIP Lockers
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Tue May 30, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Mary Kay Letourneau is separating from her student husband. Those second grader/teacher marriages rarely last
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Six things to watch as Trump faces his new reality, according to someone who apparently thinks Trump ever had anything to do with his last reality
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Under the Trump administration, immigration arrests have gone up 37%, while deaths at privately run immigration facilities have doubled from last year. Looks like they're arrived at some sort of solution, just short of final
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How to cook a gator, self-medicating Bill Cosby, and a lasting peach: these are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-21 to Sat 2017-05-27
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Solving the plastic pollution problem plaguing our oceans is easy: Just invent plastic-eating microbes
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Joliet Prison ablaze. Persons of interest last seen in an old police car with a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, and wearing sunglasses
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Mon May 29, 2017
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
The real-life inspiration for Jack Sparrow was a 'drunk fool' of a pirate who once lost 23 ships in a year, and was last seen 'incubating chicken eggs in a heap of camel dung'
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
WWII Veteran is planning his last mission to return Japanese flag to the family of the soldier whose body he took it from in 1944
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Sat May 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
So when was the last time we had a MLB thread? So who will shine in Saturday's games? Will you even watch? The action begins at 1:05 PM ET
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeon Dr Simoni says: "My main problem with this procedure is what is he going to think about it in 10 or 15 years time? Because all the bridges are gone. There is no way to come back" (possibly not safe for work)
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Fri May 26, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Last year, the U.S. had a honeybee holocaust
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(NPR)
 
 
 
24 Coptic Christians killed in Minya, Egypt in what authorities are calling the largest attack on the community since last month
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Great news everyone. It's the last Friday of the month and that means it's time for the monthly Steam Key Swap. With the long weekend ahead of us, there's no better chance to try something new. Trade 'em or give 'em away
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYT: Top Russians discussed using Trump's aides to exert influence over him last summer. Top. Russians
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School bus driver treats busload of kids to Dairy Queen on last day of school. Naturally, someone has a problem with that
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