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Sat May 26, 2012
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(Bend Bulletin)
Video games being used to train new generation of auto technicians. By the way, subby knows a great mechanic for when you get laser or rocket damage to your ride, he graduated from Sega University with a specialty in rocket-jump cars
(
bendbulletin.com
)
(18)
Wed May 02, 2012
Marine biologist says "there's actually useful applications" for a shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to it
(
wired.com
)
(21)
Fri April 27, 2012
Sharks are evolving one step closer to their own frickin' built in laser beams
(
csmonitor.com
)
(8)
Thu April 26, 2012
Speed cameras now have lasers that can target individual cars. So don't be surprised if the car passing you suddenly explodes
(
au.news.yahoo.com
)
(49)
Tue April 24, 2012
(Some Guy)
Texan scientists develop surgical 'light saber'. No word on whether it can amputate your dad's hand, but at least it's not as clumsy or as random as a blaster
(
trebuchet-magazine.com
)
(25)
Mon April 23, 2012
(GizMag)
From the man that brought you the wrist mounted crossbow and the fingertip flamethrower I give you the Blade Driver: a full sized, laser-sighted crossbow that fires spinning circular saw blades of DEATH
(
gizmag.com
)
(42)
Sat April 21, 2012
(Some Guy)
Physicists turn to Maxwell's equations, which missed the answer by THAT much
(
phys.org
)
(28)
Thu March 22, 2012
On March 15th, the world's most powerful laser unleashed the most powerful laser blast in history. I *knew* I felt a great disturbance in the Force last week
(
nature.com
)
(41)
Sat March 17, 2012
What do you get when you mix graphene with a Litescribe dvd drive?
(
sciencedaily.com
)
(41)
(Some Guy With Friggin' Lasers)
Wear 2 pairs of glasses (one with friggin' lasers), 3 or 4 "man purses", Superman socks, demand to to see the pilot, and everyone on the plane gets all bent out of shape. Jeesh, what's the world coming to these days
(
dfw.cbslocal.com
)
(61)
Fri March 16, 2012
Fricken laser beams sold separately
(
gizmodo.com
)
(16)
Wed March 14, 2012
(Some Guy)
You can stop shredding your confidential documents, this printer just unprints them
(
extremetech.com
)
(19)
Thu March 08, 2012
Redneck: curiosity leads to shooting bullets at road signs to ding 'em. Scientists: curiosity leads to shooting lasers at molecules to knock a single electron out of its orbit
(
redorbit.com
)
(9)
Thu March 01, 2012
Just like Beggar's Canyon back home on Hoth
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(35)
Mon February 27, 2012
NASA updating the systems that remind our GPS satellites that we're standing on a planet that's evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour
(
labspaces.net
)
(48)
Wed February 08, 2012
Wolfman family in India seeks help for their rare genetic affliction, hopes to enlist the aid of Tom Cruise, who has decades of experience dealing with beards
(
dailymail.co.uk
)
(82)
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