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58 headlines found matching 'lars'
Mon September 15, 2014
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just because no one has ever tried to bring a human back to life after cryopreservation doesn't mean you shouldn't pay somebody hundreds of thousands of dollars to fill your bloodstream with medical-grade antifreeze moments after you die
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Thu September 11, 2014
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Your advertising dollars at work: Google buys maker of $300 e-spoon
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Forty years later, daredevils hoping to be the next Evel Knievel are still looking to claim his Snake River Canyon jump, epic foot-long 70s shirt collars
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Wed September 10, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seven money mistakes to avoid in your 20s, including not having gone to college on full scholarship, not being underemployed, and failing to win the lottery
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
After 14 years of a program which has provided 5 billion dollars worth of free military equipment to police forces throughout the US, Congress is beginning to question the program's wisdom
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Sun September 07, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Average person has 23 unwanted items in their home worth thousands of dollars. It's now time to cash in
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Thu September 04, 2014
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer has been critical of Federal spending, the White House, and President Obama himself. But she sure would be grateful if the Federal Government had some extra dollars to send to flood victims in her state
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Mon September 01, 2014
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Mother charged in the death of her 8-year-old disabled daughter could get $1 million dollars from the daughter's trust fund even if she is found guilty
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Sun August 31, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scholars don't think there was a real life Jesus Christ. Well God damn
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby's voices tell him to drink beer with his cat and that Drew Curtis is around every corner wanting to borrow five dollars
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Mon August 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nearly a billion dollars worth of wine spilled on Napa Valley floors during the recent earthquake. With horrible carnage photos
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Thu August 21, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How badly did new St. Louis Cardinal John Lackey want teammate Pat Neshek's #41 jersey? He traded rights to the #41 jersey for a baseball signed by Babe Ruth, worth thousands of dollars
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Mon August 18, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
It will cost you nearly a quarter of a million dollars to raise a child born in 2013 to the age of 18. In other news, have I shown you my vacation photos from Tahiti?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada: Burglars break into home, leave note reminding homeowner to lock his doors
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Sat August 16, 2014
(Payson Roundup)
 
 
 
Local Tea Partier thinks that rather than giving kids free lunches with Federal dollars, their parents should get counseling to stop being so poor. She, of course, voted against giving the kids something to eat so they can learn a lesson
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Man receives five years in prison for stealing four whole dollars from a bait car set up by police. I know I feel safer
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Fri August 15, 2014
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Need a step-by-step blueprint on how to sink a billion dollars into a disastrous website? The Government Accountability Office has you covered
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Six Geniuses arrested for running an iPhone theft ring, absconding with more than 600 phones worth half a million dollars
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"PLEASE NOTE WE ARE NOT A SCAM" writes Minecraft convention organizers who "postponed" convention after selling half a million dollars worth of tickets
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Sat August 09, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yes, for the paltry sum of three quarters of a billion dollars you can own the largest contiguous ranch in the US complete with 510,000-acres and all that comes with it
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Wed August 06, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Robert Redford to NY tax collectors: No, you get the million dollars if I get to fark you, it's not for you to fark me
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Tue August 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A government website intended to make federal spending more transparent is very good at its job; $619 billion dollars has turned 'transparent'
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Sun August 03, 2014
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
With Larson on the pole, will the second Pocono parade be any more boring than the first, or should we be doing what the sponsor of this race wants us to? It's the GoBowling.com 400 (1:00 PM ET, ESPN)
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Remember that three-story "she cave" closet house? Turns out on the same night the owner happened to forget to arm the security system and even lock the door, burglars arrived and spent 40 minutes stealing $800K - $1M worth of stuff
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know who's not on American paper dollars? Women. Specifically, Kim Kardashian
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Wed July 30, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
While low-income families desperately waited for assistance, CHA held back millions of dollars in subsidies, all so they could write their name on the moon with a giant laser
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Thu July 24, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Rick Perry's Emerging Technology Fund has done a wonderful job using Texas' tax dollars to stimulate job growth in other states
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Two bandits clean out Atlantic City casino; tens of dollars reported stolen
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Sun July 20, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Burglars break into Annapolis home, steal 12-pack of Pepsi and soup. "Police estimate the value of the groceries that were taken at $7"
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(Martha's Vineyard Times)
 
 
 
For less than a million dollars, scientists can hack prairie chicken genes to de-extinct the heath hen
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Sat July 19, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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Thu July 17, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Is crowdfunding making us more generous, or is it just a way for us to throw a couple dollars at something so we feel good about ourselves?
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Wed July 16, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man robs Gamestop, absconds with a gaming console and tens of dollars
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Tue July 15, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, Millennials-- Your Social Security dollars will ensure Baby Boomers can have a retirement. Now get off my lawn and get to work
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Sun July 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Can't get by on a million dollars a year? Rich people problems
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Wed July 09, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sirius/XM may stand to lose tens of dollars after Opie and Anthony fans threaten to cancel their subscriptions
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
After criticism that her high speaking fees are taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from suffering colleges, Hillary resolves the issue by donating that money to her own foundation
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, you bought hundreds of dollars of fireworks. You have the clay tubes...the blowtorch, and the safety glasses. Now, what do you have on your playlist?
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angry over Hillary's fee to speak at UNLV, students argue they should be paid for her speech instead. "$225,000 is enough to award 225 students scholarships of $1,000", or 22,500 students a joint and large pepperoni pizza
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Accrington Observer)
 
 
 
Crime is so bad in parts of England that people are stealing things from burglars before the burglars are finished robbing houses
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work...Arizona issues drivers' permits with the wrong photos on them
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Mon June 23, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
You are a wealthy plastic surgeon who sees burglars exiting your house as you return home Do you: A) call your insurance company? B) Call the Cops? C) Engage in a high speed car chase with the burglars using your daughter as the wheelman?
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Sat June 21, 2014
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Homeowner confronts burglars, catches one and makes him cry. "I taught him a lesson"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do you play the video game League of Legends? If so, you could be eligible for a scholarship
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Wed June 18, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's nice to know your hard earned tax dollars are paying for cops to film themselves lip-synching Katy Perry songs and uploading them to the internet. "See...we really are no different from anyone else"
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(47)
 
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
How cheating in video games has became a business worth millions of dollars a year
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Fri June 13, 2014
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich accepts Will Ferrell and Chad Smith's drum-off challenge, will partake in the experiment after he goes bargain hunting
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan is now worth an estimated *pinkie to corner of mouth* ONE BIILLLIIIONNN DOLLARS
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Gary Larson was right
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(19)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson illegally gave the governor of PA a million dollars, for which the Democrats are completely at fault
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(63)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Strip clubs in NY paid strippers to roofie patrons, and run up tens of thousands of dollars on the customers' credit cards. I don't think I want to live in a world where we can't implicitly trust strippers anymore
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Police on trail of gang breaking into restaurants and clubs bring down ring of pregnant burglars. No word on what they were expecting
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Thu June 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
"In the simplest terms, I am trying to teach the computer how to diagnose cancer," says Nobel Laureate. Oh sorry, says 19-year-old who has already won a $50,000 Google scholarship and been invited to the White House to showcase her research
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investment adviser/author of "America's Coming Bankruptcy" says all your dollars are soon to become worthless pieces of paper-which is why he will selflessly take them off your hands and give you gold instead
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(38)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
Shocking proof that electric dog collars work...on stupid people
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(8)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Kid barely out of high school manages to scam Facebook out of nearly half a million dollars. Has to be quite a dilemma for Mark Zuckerberg: prosecute him or become his mentor?
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(34)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Petco is going to stop selling pet treats that are made in China. Toys, beds, collars, leashes, bark collars, electric fences, non electric fences, crates, cleaning solution, vitamins and food and water bowls are still okay though
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Akron, Ohio elementary school students are getting a hands on approach to learning about ants, worms, how tadpoles grow up to be frogs, how caterpillars turn in to butterflies and how eggs can hatch to be chicks (with yep, it's a chick picture)
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