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73 headlines found matching 'lars'
Sun July 24, 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Argentinean president Cristina Fernandez denies corruption allegations against her and says one of her top aides trying to hide millions of dollars in gold and jewels at a convent is a routine thing that happens in all governments
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go now seen making billions of dollars for Apple. Mostly from people having to replace their iPhones after they fall into ponds, lakes, rivers
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Sun July 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Conventional wisdom suggests that although Mike Pence makes sense, campaign donations will diminish from dollars to cents
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Sat July 16, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Give me a small coffee and no one gets hurt." "Umm..." (looks at sign) "...that'll be ten dollars, sir"
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Fri July 15, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
Theresa May says that Brexit will occur only after the entire UK agrees on all the particulars. So, Article 50 will be invoked when the God-Emperor ascends the Golden Throne
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats start to panic after spending ~$60 million dollars in political ads and seeing Hillary's poll numbers drop
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Marlins have enough money to pay Giancarlo Stanton a bajillion dollars, but not enough to honor the discount they offered fans for Stanton's home run derby performance. And they wonder why their attendance is reminiscent of a tee ball game
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(KEPR TV Pasco)
 
 
 
FBI closes investigation into unsolved 'DB Cooper' hijacking. In related news, the FBI was still investigating a 45-year old crime over a few hundred thousand dollars
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Sun July 10, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
We made 64 million dollars last year and I'm fired?
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The five pillars of Food Network programming circa 2016: boobs, Bobby, garbage food, game shows, and Guy
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle house sells for double the asking price, nearly half a million dollars, despite being too dangerous to actually enter
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
I wonder if this Oklahoma fan going full Rambo on a Kevin Durant jersey would accept a job offer to move to California for 50+ million dollars guaranteed?
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once over-50s pay off their mortgages, they have thousands of dollars a year available to put into various retirement savings plans. The advanta ... nope, they've already blown it all on cars, trips and restaurant meals every night
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he loves unions so much more than Hillary does. So much more that he spent half a million dollars to keep the maids at his Vegas hotel from trying to unionize. Fark: They did anyway
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump super-PACs have collected hundreds of millions of dollars in pledges from wealthy donors and corporate CEOs. Pledges, mind you, actual money? Yeaah not so much
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mistress makes thousands of dollars a day as a financial dominatrix demeaning her willing wealthy businessmen online. Whip it, whip it good
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban just scoffed at the notion that he would have any use for 3 billion extra dollars. Subby consistently turns down offers to give up his seat on a plane for $200 extra, which is kind of the same thing
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
Judge rules that computer users should have no expectation of privacy because computers are vulnerable to hackers. Expectation of privacy in houses despite burglars unaffected
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Nobody can track down the millions of dollars Donald Trump claims he donated to charity. Mossack Fonseca unavailable for comment
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cash-strapped NFL needs three quarters of a billion dollars from the public to build the AdelsonDome
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP's response to the Zika virus: A) is four months late; B) is a billion dollars short; C) cuts contraception funds; D) bars Planned Parenthood from treating sick patients; or E) all of the above
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Wed June 22, 2016
(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
11 year old LeBron James, Jr. receives scholarship offers from Duke and Kentucky. Not because of his potential at basketball, but because his dad is one of the few parents who can pay off his tuition in cash
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Raiders are one step closer to moving to Las Vegas now that the Fertittas have 4.2 billion dollars to spend on another sport after selling the UFC
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Fri June 17, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman scams three Dollar General stores for tens of dollars
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Tue June 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Nuns call the cops on litterbug. Litter worth 7 million dollars
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Cortana, how can I spend 26 billion dollars?
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Sat June 11, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
80 percent of humankind can't see the Milky Way any more because people are idiots who think everything has to be illuminated all night otherwise burglars or something
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Fri June 10, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former ISIS member found with three mobile phones, SIM/memory cards, two bank cards, 451 United States dollars, 285 Turkish Lira and approximately 20,000 Iraqi Dinar... Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dubai with all this stuff
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman: "I'd stop spending billions of taxpayer dollars on stadiums...maybe make the billionaires who actually benefit from the stadiums pay for them"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're getting 13 medals and a 4.5 GPA on a full scholarship, but some, I'm sure, are good people
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Wed June 08, 2016
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Salesforce just bought Demandware for 2.8 billion dollars. We're offering 2.7 billion dollars if you understand what the heck Demandware does
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Tue June 07, 2016
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman sells counterfeit cell phone parts on the internet and in store. Fark: $80 million dollars worth in 4 years
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Mon June 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you don't believe "a tip-off from a former cook at the castle who said she saw Hitler's SS soldiers carrying dozens of unmarked crates into the cellars in February 1945" doesn't prove the existence of Nazi nukes, then you're part of the conspiracy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Zootopia, Disney's furry-cop movie, passes one billion dollars at the box office, or roughly two-fifths of an Ant-Man more than Batman v Superman: Dawn of Martha
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Sun June 05, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Police searching for thief who stole approximately 2,500 dollars worth of steak, hamburger, and bacon. Your dog is looking for a black market fence
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Bank of America has been able to reduce a multi-billion dollar mortgage fraud penalty imposed by the Justice Department by giving millions of dollars to liberal groups approved by the Obama administration
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brie Larson may be close to signing on to star in Captain Marvel. Shazam
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Wed June 01, 2016
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
You have a solid gold, jewel encrusted eagle statue valued at five million dollars and it needs to be relocated. Do you a) hire armed security detail b) hire a Brinks truck to do the move for you or c) casually move it on the streets yourself ?
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
'Scholars' who predicted Doomsday in 2012 now say the end of the world is actually this weekend. "As far as we know, the people of Mesoamerica, the Maya included, didn't care about leap years." (With all the math you need to know to 'prove' it)
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
How much do I hear for this Trump-Bernie debate? Do I hear 5 million? Do I hear 10 million? Over there, 20 million dollars Going once, going twice
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man told to remove his backyard fish pond because it is a hazard to: A) children; B) pets, or C) burglars
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Pentagon is fighting a never-ending war on accountability and the casualties are your tax dollars
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
FIFA fires its financial director for taking millions of dollars in "irregular" bonus payments. Or as most people refer to that process, "embezzlement"
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Thu May 19, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman grabs her shotgun and makes a Facebook post warning the would-be burglars who tried to break into her home not to come back, because obviously the first thing the burglars will do is check her Facebook page
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather Jr., who keeps his head shaved, gets a haircut 2-3 times a week. At $1,000 per cut. He's bald. 2-3 K a week. To get his head shaved. For one thousand dollars
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's the newest hot commodity? Gold? Bitcoin? How about Zimbabwe's 100 Trillion Dollars. Admit it, you read that in Dr. Evil's voice
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Thu May 12, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Offshore drilling rigs are on sale for 90% off? Sweet, time to grab one and wait for the price to - dang, they still cost 65 million dollars
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to lose a billion dollars? It's the story of beer heiress Frances Stroh
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast pays founder's widow $326 million dollars. She can expect payment sometime between 9 AM and 6 PM next Thursday
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Mon May 09, 2016
(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Walmart confirms payment cards compromised in Virginia; bank accounts drained. Tens of dollars lost, we assume
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Sat May 07, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Air Canada: "So you're saying that we shouldn't have been charging thousands of dollars for last minute flights out of Ft. McMurray as it was burning this week? Oops"
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Thu May 05, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Stealing 2.5 million dollars from HOAs? I'm not sure how I feel about this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe to print US dollars. Andrew Jackson to be removed from the $50,000,000,000 bill
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Wed May 04, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rumer Willis blasts photographers for making her jaw smaller; this is the same Rumer Willis who paid thousands of dollars to a plastic surgeon for making her jaw smaller
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Mon May 02, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
It's not easy to take a beloved noodle brand in a massive market like India and then screw it up to the tune of half a billion dollars. But Nestlé found a way
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Tue April 26, 2016
(CBS News)
 
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"Bottles of older scotch, bourbon or rum can cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars, but a South Carolina man is changing all that with an invention he claims can produce the equivalent of a 20-year-old spirit in less than a week"
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The "Laws Of Base Ball", written in 1857, were auctioned for $3.2M dollars
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Cleveland to spend six million dollars on Rice. Man, that's a lot of rice
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New photos nostalgically document road-tripping American vacationers of the 1980s and 1990s, when tourists at national parks sported real cameras, binoculars and fanny packs, had questionable taste in hair and fashion, but weren't invariably obese
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Thu April 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch $500,000 of your tax dollars disappear in a less than highly proficient military manner
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Burglars don't take anything, but cause $175K in damages to a home in a neighborhood where the average Zillow estimate is about $325K. So why call them "burglars" instead of "roofing contractors?"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
America's 50 biggest companies love their home so much, they dodge over $100B in taxes every year through offshore accounts worth more than $1 trillion dollars
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Sun April 17, 2016
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't want to waste millions of dollars going out to Wyoming many months before to wine and dine and to essentially pay off all these people because a lot of it's a pay-off." Wyoming: "Here, Sen. Cruz, have all our delegates"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Apparently back to back third place finishes in college football's ACC Atlantic division is worth 4.35 million dollars a year
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Rich guy attempts to change the path of cancer research by hurling a quarter billion dollars at it
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Mon April 11, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO writer proposes a total annual cap of $1 million dollars, probably because he is too poor to afford a Panamanian-based shell company to zero them out
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Sat April 09, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lars Ulrich says Metallica's new album is "nearly finished"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kids seemed to be pointed in the right direction of life after they form a human arrow to help cops look for suspected burglars
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Not including operating costs, land grants, or taxbreaks, the American public has spent more than $7 billion dollars to build or renovate NFL stadiums in the last 20 years
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Now you could win several million dollars from playing video games
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Tue March 29, 2016
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Florida State, trying not to look desperate, offer a football scholarship. To an 8th grader
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Congress wants NIH to challenge patent on prostate cancer drug, developed with tax dollars, that sells in Japan and Sweden for $39,000 and in Canada for $30,000, but in the U. S. costs $129,000. Problem?
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