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Sat April 22, 2017
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over 3000 years ago, civilization around the Mediterranean collapsed leaving only Egypt as its sole remaining but weakened power. History, archeology, geology, and other sciences show us what happened and how it could happen again. Worth a watch
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Nissan slaps a couple rebel alliance stickers on their Rogue model and buckles up for the easy social media marketing win. They chose.... poorly
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher banned from classroom for inappropriate behavior - including 'twanging a pupil's thong'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Richard Simmons is not OK. After fitness guru is rushed to hospital for severe indigestion, LAPD investigators pay visit to his estate, possibly to follow up on rumors he was held captive by his own reps for three years
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Chihuahua riding with drunken owner laps up spilled vodka, requires vet visit to sober up. Your dog wants an Alka-Seltzer
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Group who made cheat bot for Overwatch slapped with $8.6 million fine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. Olympic swimmer Dana Vollmer is still competing while six months pregnant. Opponents complain that she gets extra help on the final laps every time the baby kicks
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An elderly man has died while receiving a lap dance at a strip club in Texas. Fark: The dancer initially thought he could have been faking to get out of paying his bill
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wearing a bunny suit doesn't mean you won't get slapped for being a jerk, but if you're a police officer, you may want to restrain yourself
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another slap fight at the UCal Corral
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Thu April 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Comey greenlights TV series to improve the FBI's public image. First episode to feature gripping, edge-of-your-seat tension as field agents race through Manhattan after a laptop Hillary Clinton may have once sneezed on
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Tue April 11, 2017
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Office building in downtown Portland gets tired of waiting for the big earthquake, develops huge crack prompting fears of collapse
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Northern California tribal leader gets death penalty for 2014 killings. That's a lot of killings
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Staggered seating could make the middle seat more comfortable to fly in. Airlines immediately slap an upgrade premium charge on it
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Thu April 06, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ellie." "Ellie who?" "LAPD offering $50,000 to pawn shop employees willing to snitch on knock-knock burglars"
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Washington state prison encourages hobbies: weight lifting, reading up on the law, saving the world from "colony collapse disorder"
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Mon April 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Intelligence says ISIS has developed undetectable laptop computer explosives. Samsung immediately sues for copyright infringement
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Sun April 02, 2017
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Laptop-totin' Grizzly is smarter than the average bear
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
28 years ago today, the show that brought you Bill Nye & Joel McHale was Almost Cancelled for broadcasting that Seattle's Space Needle had collapsed. To be fair, the WTC & Murrah Federal Buildings were still around
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Sat April 01, 2017
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
Fox continues to do such a bang up job promoting racing in general. Come see relatively silent racing at Autodromo Hermanos Rodriguez for the Formula E Mexico City Grand Prix at 4:30pm EDT on Fox Sports 1
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three arrested in connection with overpass collapse. Beware; auto-play video
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Qatar Airways: Oh yeah? Well then we're just gonna hand out laptops to everybody
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(Which?)
 
 
 
The British version of Consumer Reports tests the battery life of laptops to see which live up to their advertising claims. Can you guess whose gormless boffins know bugger all about their jobs, the bloody tossers?
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Crowd chants: please retire *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*. Big Show: Ok
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta Journal Constitution: Here are answers to your questions about the I-85 bridge collapse. Why did the bridge collapse? We don't know
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Thu March 30, 2017
(41 Action News)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you take good old fashioned road head and crank it up to Florida
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton, the greatest bluesman alive, turns 72 today. Here he is with another guitar virtuoso, Mark Knopfler, laying it out on a rocking version of Lay Down Sally
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you have to remove your laptop from your bag at the airport X-ray machine?
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Some Copy Editor)
 
 
 
The latest sign that society is collapsing and the end is near: AP stylebook updated to allow the singular they
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger road collapse road collapse
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Faced with the U.S. laptop travel ban, Arab airlines are experiencing an explosion of snarky advertising
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Think the sudden collapse of evil North Korea would be good for the world? Think again
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I've got more than a feeling that Boston's drummer collapsed and died while performing on a cruise ship
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith's persistent adherence to liberal claptrap such as "facts," "accuracy," and "journalistic principles" are beginning to distress Fox News viewers, who are now calling for his firing
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Rand Paul predicts that Trumpcare will pass, fail completely, and only then after the complete collapse of the healthcare system will any real negotiations towards healthcare reform begin
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Sun March 19, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
Jowy and Shrub probably won't have another slap fight since EVERYTHING'S GREAT, and this just may be the week segments catch on in a flash when the NASCAR Monster Mash Cup Series is in Phoenix for the Camping World 500, 3 PM EDT on Fox
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Fri March 17, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Secret Service laptop containing the floor plans to Trump Tower and info about the Clinton email investigation stolen
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sixties pop star Gerry Marsden of Gerry and the Pacemakers collapses onstage four years after his last heart operation. Maybe doctors should put one of those whatchamacallits in his chest
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Sammy Hagar says what it would take for him to rejoin Van Halen. World hoping his demands are never met
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Mon March 13, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In addition to the firing of Preet Bharara, what else will be the big story tonight - FL investigation of Bannon? TX getting slapped on redistricting? Let's watch The Rachel Maddow Show live, at 9 PM EDT and talk
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
You can get the best laptop of the year for only $20. Difficulty: The year is 1997
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman FINALLY explains that clapping thing we'd all forgotten about before the Oscars were even over
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Ranking the 7 biggest collapses in NFL history. Yes, #1 has a little bit of Hype involved
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stocks have now been in a bull market for 8 years. So now's the PERFECT time to talk about it collapsing into chaos and anarchy
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not only is the source of Trump being tapped being hacked, but now maybe she's being tapped or attacked for revealing that Russians hackers planted false Hillary mail on Weiner's laptop.Or something. It's not all that clear what's going on. Go figure
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Official attempts to prevent British runner from taking traditional victory lap after win, forgets that runners are fast
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Fri March 03, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
An insurance company suffers an 'epic' collapse. Guess who is on the hook for it?
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Thu March 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LeBron James almost took out a courtside Bill Belichick in a game. Darn
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quit Clowning Around...I can't sleep or the clowns will eat me
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Mon February 27, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Nicole Kidman learned to clap from an otter at Sea World" and it's weirding everyone out
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Fri February 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just a reminder that neither Trump, or even Steve Bannon holds the title of "most unhinged conservative leader" That "honor" belongs to NRA chief Wayne LaPierre as his one-man performance of "Dr Strangelove" at CPAC just reminded us
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(Bike Sport News)
 
 
 
American beef farmers demanding Trump slap immediate 100 per cent tax on sub-500cc European motorcycle imports. What?
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Wed February 22, 2017
(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Off-duty LAPD cop decides he wants high school students to get off his lawn, so he calls a girl "the c word," assaults another kid, and pulls out his gun and fires it
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Giving a lap dance to a 100 year man with dementia is a crime? Well.... you can just kill me now
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
A Trump flaps his lips and the entire ranching industry goes away
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Sat February 18, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
King Dunlap arrested for violating a protective order. Because if there's something that makes you feel safe from a 6'9" 331-lb angry man, it's a sheet of paper
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Thu February 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
There's so much water in California now, the entire flood system is on the verge of collapse. Lex Luthor inconsolable
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shell-shocked Arsene Wenger apologizes for Arsenal's brutalization by Bayern Munich: "We mentally collapsed"
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
California: $6 Billion a year to support Illegal aliens, no problem . $100 Million to fix the Oroville dam so it won't collapse and drown 200,000 people when warned 10 years ago? Fark that
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"The whole episode is evidence of the precipitous and ongoing collapse of America's democratic institutions - not a sign of their resiliency"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Shoddy spillway evacuation provides glimpse into the American Thunderdome that occurs when civil services are minimal to non-existent during a predictable emergency
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"The problem is not just that the people who operate airport stores are soulless monsters; the problem is also that an airport is a fully enclosed environment and they know you don't have any other choice"
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Livestream)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oroville residents told to evacuate to the North. The entire emergency spillway at the Oroville Dam is expected to collapse within the hour
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Fri February 10, 2017
(HelloGiggles)
 
 
 
It seems that some cows are obsessed with accordion music. Which surely means something
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
BBC airs post-Brexit fallout documentary about the collapse of civilization that made audiences realize just how screwed we all are
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Big Think)
 
 
 
NASA set to explore asteroid with enough mineral wealth to collapse the entire world economy
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new Eric Clapton documentary will cover all the cocaine and women he blew over his career
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So what was it like to take Kim Jong Un's brother to an Eric Clapton concert?
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Rival gang member slaps the living shiat out of dead man at his funeral
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you can now get physically slapped in virtual reality, I'm out
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The time Charles Barkley missed an NBA game because he got body lotion in his eye at a Eric Clapton concert
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Today, a scientific discipline got 16 years of new data dumped in its lap
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Creators of the maddeningly addictive Flappy Bird game are back with a new game pitting ninjas against bouncing cats because... look, it's ninjas versus bouncing cats, we don't need any more reason than that
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump and his media-facing flapping heads don't actually understand how the border adjustment tax they are advocating actually functions which is why everyone freaks out when they talk about it
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Stress-inducing time-lapse released by NASA shows more than 100 years of climate change in 20 seconds
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Come into some sudden money? Eric Clapton's 1991 Ferrari F40 is for sale for $1.1 million, and it's actually a damn good deal
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret Service slaps down White House claim that "magnetometers" shrank inaugural crowd size
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Fri January 20, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrats' real fury is over their own collapse
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Thu January 19, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Thirty firefighters killed, 75 people injured and many still missing as huge high-rise building collapses in Tehran fire
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Wed January 18, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, it's not ok to watch porn on an airplane either
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Orangutan slaps tourist in the face for trying to take a selfie with him. Says tourist didn't even bother to ask plus he called me Trump and my hair is much better. It was quite an insult
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
If you invite your church group over to the house to watch religious DVDs, make sure you clear your laptop's browser of child porn before hitting Play
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch a timelapse of new Rays outfielder Colby Rasmus' amazing hair. Baseball star or a guy hanging outside a Led Zeppelin cover band concert?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Someone stole that three-screen Razer laptop prototype from CES. $25,000 Reward, or two Razer laptops when they come out
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
German Justice Minister calls for ankle monitors for anyone who might be a potential threat as a "preventative offensive" against Islamic terrorism, possibly in a monotone voice while stroking a cat in his lap
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Mon January 09, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Contrary to today's panicky handwringing about Akihito, scholar alleges that in feudal Japan, emperors abdicated all the time without anyone breaking a sweat or society collapsing. Also, (lowers voice) two women assumed the throne in that era
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amid populist nationalism spreading like the clap, 2017 begins with the real possibility of Cyprus healing the 43-year-old rift between the island's two communities
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Jimmy Fallon is a man-boy saddled with a pop culture obsession who believes life is a karaoke machine inside a frat house where everything is awesome; he high-fives, giggles, and claps like a trained seal. His shtick has grown tiresome"
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone edited blood into the slapstick humor of "Home Alone" to make it a horror movie
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Head of U.S. Intelligence, Clapper, applauds intelligence analysts. Says, Trump can be skeptical about intelligence without disparaging the entire community, but that would call for a careful approach which bull-in-a-china-shop Trump lacks
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Historian predicts society could collapse within a decade (w/ helpful Idiocracy illustration)
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Wed January 04, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Moviegoer slaps Nestlé with class action lawsuit over underfilled Raisinets boxes
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Need a fast gaming laptop? Fine, how does $9,000 sound? - Acer
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Enjoy" this time-lapse video of a smog storm rolling into Beijing before it sucks the life out of everything in its path
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nancy Pelosi says the "ball is in the GOP's court" over the Obamacare repeal, tries to gain points by using a sports metaphor
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Latest used clothing craze in Japan: salty used fisherman jeans. Fisherman: "I decided to try it since I could wear the jeans for free and wouldn't have to buy any for work. But who is buying my pants at that high price?"
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Wed December 28, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Faulty wing flaps' to blame for Russian air crash. Next time you fly in a Russian plane, make sure the pilot knows how to flap its wings
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Tue December 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bowl madness continues as four more bowl games are at our lap. So is it Black Knights or Mean Green? Hooters or Deacons? Gophers or Cougars? Broncos or Bears? The games begin at Noon ET sharp
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Mon December 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The playoff picture is all wrapped up down in Big D but Little D could grab a playoff spot on Monday night. Or they could move closer to a late-season collapse. It's your MNF thread at 8:30 ET on ESPN
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