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71 headlines found matching 'lap'
Tue February 24, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Video shows Florida cop viciously slapping man who wanted to use the restroom. "You're not going to pee," he said moments before hitting the defenseless man
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The family tree of your laptop. 27 years of portable computers displayed in one morphing GIF. Subby still owns the first two
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(63)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
The reaction to Jason Bateman not clapping for American Sniper at the Oscars is pretty much the butthurtfest you are expecting
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Sun February 22, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia adopted tough new demolition rules after a building collapse last year. Let's see how that's going for them
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(20)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Governor issues order banning pornography on state devices, saying any misconduct will be just cause for termination. Up until now you would simply receive a slap on your free wrist
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Thu February 19, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Koch Bros. join with Center for American Progress in an attempt to collapse the Fark politics tab into a singularity
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(68)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
"Before you hit play for this three-minute hyperlapse of Dubai, our advice is to place a soft cushion just in front of you as it's a safe bet that at some point your jaw's going to hit the floor. Yes, it's that good"
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(79)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Move over Snuggie: Here comes the Compubody, an eye-catching hoodie for your laptop to use in public spaces for warmth and privacy
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(36)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of England signals interest rate hike in 2016, food shortages and riots in 2017, total infrastructure collapse in 2018, cannibalistic Mad Max style hellscape in 2019
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(76)
 
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Here's a time-lapse video...shot in 10K resolution
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(19)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Survivalist preparing for the collapse of America has stockpiled food and supplies. Article has helpful map to his stockpile, you know, just in case
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(114)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift slaps Etsy with a cease-and-desist order because people are selling items with lyrics from songs off her album 1989
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Wed February 04, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Colin Cowherd slams the work ethic of Dan Patrick, who returns the favor by biatchslapping the snot outta Cowherd
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(80)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
UPS hates delivering to your house, will be slapping you with surcharges because it overstaffed itself during the 2014 Christmas season
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(89)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Drug dealers specializing in sales to children would normally get a truly harsh jail sentence. For some strange reason this guy got a slap on the wrist
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Thu January 29, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
I guess if you can crawl through the rubble of a collapsed store, then yoga pants might be what you need
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(31)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
To Celebrate the Seattle Seahawks going to the Superbowl, Farker released 3 minute time-lapse video dedicated to the city with lots of views of how this city goes crazy for their sports team
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(23)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
One dead, I-75 closed "Indefinitely" after overpass collapse north of Cincinnati
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(175)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating curry "can erase bad memories." Like that time you spend 36 hours on the toilet with a bucket on your lap after eating at the Diarrhea Dragon
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Sat January 17, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What if the film MACHETE starred a beautiful woman instead of Danny Trejo? Well the Argentinians were crazy enough to do it and BRING ME THE HEAD OF MACHINE GUN WOMAN is so violent I'm still washing the blood off my laptop
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(24)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The collapse of crude oil costs one company 9000 jobs. I hope you remember that as you cheer to yourself that you don't have to sell your first-born kid to pay for the gas to commute to work every day
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Thu January 15, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
LAPD not amused when their big coke bust turns out to be Coke Zero
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(79)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Continuing Canada's tradition of electing insane mayors, this one says that he lied to the media to hide an affair, accuses police of installing spyware on his laptop and says someone will kill him at City Hall. It's like free cable up there
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Mon January 12, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today is Kiss a Ginger Day. Coincidentally, it's also Slap a Stranger Day
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Media angry Obama didn't join spur-of-the-moment march with 3 million people in wake of Paris' terrorist attacks and security lapses
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British supermarkets forced to slap security tags on $2 cans of energy drinks as they become the most-often shoplifted item ahead of meat, razors, pregnancy testing kits, condoms, sandwiches and ramen soup, all of which are already tagged
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Tue January 06, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian bridge collapses ten decades after construction. Excuse me, did I say "decades"? I meant "days"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Obama's new chief technology officer forced to downgrade to a BlackBerry and a 2013 Dell laptop so she can communicate on government networks
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(52)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Rapscallions at Detroit university want to save words like "caterwaul" and "knavery" from extinction. Flapdoodle. Utter flapdoodle
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Sat January 03, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Gas was supposed to cost $5.45 per gallon. Unemployment was supposed to be stuck at over 8%. The stock market was supposed to crash. The entire U.S. economy was supposed to collapse. Dogs and cats were supposed to be living together. Total chaos
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Tue December 30, 2014
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Officials believe they know the cause of a wall collapsing under the weight of thousands of tons of salt. Perhaps it was the thousands of tons of salt
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Sat December 27, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's a "Bowlapalooza" today: Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman, Hyundai Sun Bowl, Duck Commander Independence Bowl, New Era Pinstripe Bowl, and the National University Holiday Bowl. Action starts at 1pm ET. Games on ESPN, CBS & ABC
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Tue December 23, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
A San Diego State basketball player nearly went full Hank Gathers as he collapsed during a game
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Mon December 22, 2014
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Google gets slapped by Russia with a fine totaling $1.6... thousand
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(14)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British underwear thief hides thousands of pairs in ceiling until the ceiling finally collapses. That's probably not Step 2
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Slow clap for gonorrhea rate decline, Christina Hendricks' boobies-Mad Men show, and Canadian physicists Drs. Terrance and Phillip discuss methane on Mars: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/14 - 12/20
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
U.S. Army develops a wing-flapping robotic fly. Apparently our latest military strategy is to annoy the enemy into surrendering
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Fri December 19, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
A 27 year-old woman was arrested after she slapped her 72 year-old grandmother "multiple times" for not accepting her Facebook friend request. Guess she really wanted those Candy Crush lives
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Itchy biatchy slap fight over sheep breaks out during meeting
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Thu December 18, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
With Russia on the verge of collapse, Gérard Depardieu has concluded that now is the time to launch a luxury watch line for Russians, with pieces starting at $20,000
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Wed December 17, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
CDC reports gonorrhea rates have declined for the first time in 30 years. Slow clap
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Tue December 16, 2014
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Four people spot a "very large black Bigfoot" along Alabama State Route 22 in Tallapoosa County: "When this first sighting occurred, I didn't know what Bigfoot was. In those days we called it a Giant Monkey" (w/eyewitness sketch of the creature)
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Santa's sleigh slapped with ticket for illegal parking as he is out collecting toys: "Santa was absolutely shocked. He said the traffic warden should be put on the naughty list and get a lump of coal for Christmas" (pics)
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Sun December 14, 2014
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Can DeMarco Murray rip the talons off of the Eagles & which Tony Romo will show up? Will Mark Sanchez embarrass himself with another butt fumble or can Philadelphia flap their way to victory. It's YOUR SNF thread starting at 8:30 eastern on NBC
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Sat December 13, 2014
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Cool time lapse video of a tarantula shedding its skin, sped up from 10 hours to only five minutes. And you thought getting out of skinny jeans was bad
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Once you get over the urge to slap these parents for giving their kids stupid names you'll find a very touching story that will restore some of your faith in humanity
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The recent oil price collapse has bankrupted a shale driller, but before you shed a tear, know that the whole shale industry is highly over-leveraged and the big risk lies with... banks
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Slapshot to the head? Lost part of an ear?? Meh, how about I just score the gamewinner in OT?
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(24)
 


Wed December 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British health care system will collapse unless it is propped up by a steadily increasing number of immigrants, who presumably drink less, eat better, get in fewer drunken soccer brawls and are rushed to the hospital fewer times than the average Brit
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(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
"Are much lower oil prices good news for the U.S. economy? Only if you like collapsing capital expenditures, rising unemployment and a potential financial implosion on Wall Street"
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Fri December 05, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Military researcher examines Al-Qaeda's organizational structure and finds it very similar to another international paramilitary organization -The Boy Scouts. Suggests that if we stop killing #2s and start offing its accountants it will collapse
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Wed December 03, 2014
(96.5 The Fox)
 
Video
 
So, there's a woman that creates music by slapping pieces of meat against her half-naked body. No, not that kind of meat
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Mon December 01, 2014
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Slap
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Sat November 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Silver bullets being issued to LAPD as they search for werewolf
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Fri November 28, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
What to do with Thanksgiving leftovers? Slap them all in a tortilla and call them a "leftovuritto"
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Tue November 25, 2014
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Mangy homeless mutt turning back into a respectable dog in time-lapse transformation video is really all it takes to make a new pooch
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Tue November 18, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin gets biatchslapped by the German Chancellor. Jokes on her though, Putin remembers the last time a German Chancellor tried to biatchslap a Russian
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(34)
 
(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
LAPD increasingly relying on technology to determine where crimes are most likely to occur. Or they can just sit outside any 7-Eleven on a Saturday night and wait for the inevitable
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(17)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton walks off stage halfway through British concert because "the sound wasn't right," winds up playing a solo set at nearby pub's open-mic night instead
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Fri November 14, 2014
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
"LaShamanda has a heterozygous big bootie, the dominant trait. Her man Fontavius has a small bootie which is recessive. They get married and have a baby named LaPrincess. What is the probability that LaPrincess will inherit her mama's big bootie?"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Sacramento Kings squandering a 26-point lead. Worse: Losing with a lapse of defense on a buzzer beater with 0.3 seconds remaining
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(8)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We're not saying Bob Dylan was bored with touring, all we're saying is that he wanted to star in a slapstick comedy for HBO and even had scraps of dialogue he kept in a box for just such an occasion
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(8)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Bored waiting for the collapse of society? Fapping in your survival bunker getting old? Well fear not Patriot, we have just what your paranoid, delusional insanity needs. It's the "ISIS hunting kit and it can be yours for only $470 Act NOW
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(79)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(The Agonist)
 
 
 
While our Republican friends run their victory laps here is some soothing balm for our liberal butts
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(89)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
An animated panoramic time-lapse of my basement being finished in 60 seconds. Bonus: light sabers
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(43)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox's year-long "social experiment" Utopia collapses after only two months
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(88)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Time lapse of the Milky Way, with bonus meteor exploding
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(17)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
25 years after the fall of the Berlin Wall, end of Eastern Europe occupation since WWII, collapse of Soviet Union. Or, what millennials call ancient history
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(85)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Sharyl Attkisson: "Government hackers broke into my laptop to cover up Benghazi" Security experts: "Your backspace key is stuck, you dumb fark"
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(122)
 


Thu October 30, 2014
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Giant Galapagos tortoises have very slowly been brought back from near extinction
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(17)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
This time lapse of US storms is only missing the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man for genuine drama
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(17)
 

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