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87 headlines found matching 'lap'
Wed July 27, 2016
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake slapped at tournament. I don't know what sport this is, but I'm in
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Pocket Lint)
 
 
 
Here's NASA's year-long timelapse of Earth, taken from a million miles away
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Mon July 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Suspect opens fire at Fort Myers nightclub event hosting teenagers. Two dead, over a dozen wounded
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Man jumps in lake so that he may save baby deer from drowning. He does so and then takes the cutest pic with fawn on his lap
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Fri July 22, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Gretchen Carlson prepares her victory lap over Roger Ailes' magic lap
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
McDonald's 'Make Burger History' site hijacked with offensive burger ideas. Who wants a burger named Ron's Creamy Surprise, Rektal Prolapse, or Toddler Body Bag? I'm Lovin It
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Tue July 19, 2016
(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Lap dances provide flood relief? Men say yes
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Sun July 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush comes out attacking Donald Trump on the eve of the RNC. Please clap
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
If you think Loudon is usually a snoozefest, just wait until Kyle Busch leads 99% of the laps when the NASCAR Xfinity Series comes to New Hampshire Motor Speedway for the AutoLotto 200, 4 PM on NBCSN. Come back soon, Matt Tifft. You're our only hope
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As the coup attempt collapses in Turkey, the numbers are still coming in: more than 160 dead, 1,100 injured, nearly 3,000 rounded up...and all while President Erdogan vows swift retribution
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Fri July 15, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gonorrhea gradually becoming more drug resistant. *Slow clap*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican experts expect the RNC Cleveland Convention to be a violent, slap-happy shiatstorm of utter f*ckery
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) reveals that at least three times in the last two years he's been stopped and hassled by the Capitol Police for LWB, legislatin' while black, once while wearing the special lapel pin that identifies him as a member of Congress
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everybody, remain calm. The price of oil is tanking. There is nothing to fear but fear of Asia collapsing in on itself. Also, the British. Really, just blame the Brits for all economic woes in the next ten years
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Joe Perry rushed to hospital after collapsing backstage at Hollywood Vampires' Coney Island show, condition upgraded from critical to stable
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tired of the finishing line getting all the attention at the Tour de France, the inflatable flamme rouge 1km to go marker decides to get in on the action by collapsing and blocking the path of the riders
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's legendary "Beano" Les Paul has been found, according to blues wunderking Joe Bonamassa: "it is in a collection on the East Coast of America. That's all I can tell you - and that's all I will say"
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Mon July 04, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's what it sounds like when 10,000 people do the Icelandic Viking Clap
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Fox Sports (Australia))
 
 
 
Mercedes slaps down team orders to stop teammates Lewis Hamilton and Nico Rosberg running each other off the track every weekend: "We look like a bunch of idiots and it's disrespectful to the 1,500 people who work their nuts off to prepare the cars"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Farkers on Monday: The world's economies are going to collapse because of the idiot British and their vote for Brexit. Farkers on Friday: *crickets*
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Husband of mantis-woman and Governor Lapdog are the finalists in the Trump veepstakes
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
NASCAR drivers John Wes Townley and Spencer Gallagher get into an aggressive hugging match after a wreck. NASCAR considering fining them for actions detrimental to the sport of MMA
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Thu June 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This timelapse shows five years of World Trade Center rebuild compressed into a time span shorter than it took to clear the old one away
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man takes a stand against drunk drivers, slaps "Don't drink and drive" decals on his truck. Irony strikes
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Wed June 22, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than getting slapped with hidden fees right as they're lowering your corpse into the ground
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are on a home shopping channel and are selling a laptop, be sure it does not display the "N" word on it, or "porn" for that matter
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What happens when you schedule an F1 race to overlap with the 24 Hours of Le Mans? The winning driver interrupts his own post-race press conference to ask who won Le Mans
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Fri June 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meatloaf collapses on stage. Stays down well past the 5-second rule
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Thu June 16, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Brooklyn-based farmers proclaim conventional rooftop farms OVER, are now into tilapia-powered hydroponics as way to cultivate local food for hipsters, where $5 sprigs of basil count as 'local food'
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Sun June 12, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD stop a potential attack at LA Gay Pride festival
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
LAPD decides that electric BMWs can outrun criminals better than Teslas
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
This time lapse shows you exactly what 24 hours of transatlantic flights look like, without the crappy seats and barf-on-a-plate entrees
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Fri June 03, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Looks like someone on Wall Street will stand trial for the housing collapse after all
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Thu June 02, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Redskins have laptop with confidential player data stolen. FBI to begin the investigation in Foxborough
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And today's pointless Twitter slapfight is between...William Shatner and Sebastian Bach? This is starting to get esoteric
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lapdance goes about as wrong as it possibly could
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jeff Daniels was sober for 14 years, then relapsed
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Sun May 29, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton edges into his 44th Grand Prix victory
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Fri May 27, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Accountant embezzles $100K from Seattle Children's Hospital to build Hindu temple and will now be slapped with five counts of theft, possibly one from each of Kali's arms and the last from Ganesh's trunk
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Venezuela has completely collapsed
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: A butterfly flaps its wings, a tsunami hits Japan. New Hotness: Hillary Clinton sends an email, counterterrorism ops are compromised in the Philippines
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Quick, give me 400 words about Chewbacca Mom. Throw in some platitudes and google an NPR story for authenticity. Slap some cutesy captions on the video and get it up there
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Mon May 23, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why watch grass grow, when you can see a timelapse of a 1223 pound pumpkin being grown from seed
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Influencer marketing" collapsing. In related news: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To increase midday traffic, Starbucks cafes to offer $8 "Power Lunch" combo for laptop warriors. As an added incentive, diners won't be required to order Starbucks' famous char-broiled coffee
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Wed May 18, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Man uses a fake $100 bill for lap dance. And he's thirty-two-years old. And he lives with his parents. And the mug shot says everything else
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Sun May 15, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently it is illegal to sell your laptop while black. Even if your mom is a well-known TV personality
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenager becomes the youngest F1 winner in history thanks to Lewis Hamilton driving like a dumbass
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You want to know what caused the collapse of the Venezuelan economy? Toilet paper. Really. Wiped it right out
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
It's always awkward when you return to your home and find the guy you hired as a petsitter dressed in a women's underwear and using a laptop inside
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Egypt in denial. Circular joke reference collapses into singularity
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
After a year of testing, LAPD finds Tesla impractical as a police cruiser, returns all cars at no charge
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The Raptors and Heat take their slapfight north of the border and Golden State tries to put Portland out of their misery in Oakland. First tip at 8 ET, both games on TNT
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Members of the band Def Leppard will meet with students at the Arkansas School for the Deaf, whose mascot is a leopard. This is the sound of one hand clapping
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Mon May 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
What's not to love about a flatulent wombat?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MLB considers domestic violence allegations against Rockies' Jose Reyes, judge gives him a 60 day slap on the wrist
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
The future of NC: "heterosexual declaration cards" are required to use the bathroom, "mandatory open carry", and an economy consisting of "rundown farms, rusted mobile homes, junk cars and collapsing shells of old textile mills"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The price of legal marijuana is collapsing. "It's just a plant"
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How does one of the most high-tech car companies in the world service their 10 million dollar vehicles? Why with DOS-based software and a 1990's laptop, of course
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark; Pianist Bill Charlap
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Sat April 30, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon and Paul Rudd have too much [clap clap] time on their hands, remake Styx's classic video
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"The CIO of Naughty America says gamers and porn connoisseurs are an overlapping demographic"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Alberta blames epidemic of gonorrhea and syphilis on social media. FAST CLAP
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
As a kid, did you ever have one of those collapsible camping cups? Now there's a sauna designed on the same principle
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Bills running back Thurman Thomas says that doctors told him his football playing days damaged his brain about as much as if "I had fallen off a house" and that he suffers uncontrollable mood swings and major memory lapses regularly
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
In Europe, it's pretty common to see cars with 'Country of Origin' bumper stickers like DE, CH, A, F, and so on. Guess what happens when someone slaps Iceland's sticker on their car and drives around Belgium
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Tue April 19, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Two lady high school volleyball coaches show Fifty Shades of Grey to team on road trip, so principal does the right thing and slaps parent who complained with a restraining order. Wait, what?
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Mon April 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto building scaffolding collapses, injuring 4. Hockey ratings expected to be unaffected
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Drone footage of Japanese bridge that collapsed into gorge during earthquake and landslide. Yep, that's gonna take some time to fix
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Sat April 16, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump threatens a "rough July" for the GOP if they screw him out of one single more delegate, followed by a "crappy August" and a September consisting solely of Donald slapping Reince Priebus' shiat
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Inspired by American coffee rebels, Britain is undergoing a tea revolution. Goodbye to soggy teabags and fusty tea shops, hello to sencha fukamushi, bubble tea, lychee kombucha, and ricotta tortelli served in a lapsang souchong broth
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Fri April 15, 2016
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
You can play Flappy Bird on e-cigarettes now
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Race car vs Race Motorcycle vs F1 car. Any bets on which one nearly laps the other two in a victory for ages?
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Thu April 14, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino says the NCAA investigation of Louisville is "pretty much over." Which means it will be a few more days before they go over their findings and administer the program-devastating hand slap
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There is a cat that needs your help. People tried to fatshame a rescue named Boodah into dropping out of a prettiest kitty contest. The power of Fark is needed to make him shine. Please vote
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jordan Speith recounts his conversation with his caddie as his dreams of winning started slipping away " I said, 'Buddy, it seems like we are collapsing" Unknown if the caddie responded with "What do you mean 'WE"?
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Sun April 10, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
FBI director James Comey has made an unauthorized modification to his laptop so that his webcam cannot be hacked. If he has nothing to fear, why does he act like he has something to hide?
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Even though buckling in your cases of beer with seatbelts will keep it from moving around the car, the cops may have a problem with you making the kids and baby ride on adults' laps and in the footwells in order to facilitate your cunning plan
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Wed April 06, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Perp denies owning crack pipe hidden in her vagina, says she was just storing it for a friend
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes takes the front row, but Ferrari isn't far behind. Alonso is out due to broken ribs and a collapsed lung from Australia with Vandoorne debuting in F1 in his place. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain thread at 11am on NBCSN
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to slap your corporate name on a stadium, Oakland would like to hear from you. Hey Drew, they're waiting for your call. Just saying
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama slaps U.S. nuclear stockpile right on the table, tells other world leaders that yes, it's real and it really is THAT big
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(BBC)
 
 
 
U.K. minimum wage increases to $10.35 today. Collapse of civilisation tomorrow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After shooting and killing an unarmed man, the departmental investigation leads to a severe slap on the wrist for a Mesa police officer. Oh, wait, the victim was melanin deficient. Switch that to "fired and facing second degree murder charges"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
DeMarcus Cousins and Rajon Rondo shows that yes, sometimes the slow clap can be a bad thing
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The issue isn't merely that no one pays for porn anymore. It's that the entire media landscape has collapsed in on itself. Without a thriving video rental and PPV market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn"
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