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149 headlines found matching 'lane'
Mon December 11, 2017
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"I will kill everybody on this plane" - quote from (a) terrorist, (b) suicidal pilot, (c) Oregon woman who was busted for smoking in the lavatory
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Sun December 10, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
50 years ago, Dec. 10, 1967, the great Otis Redding dies in a plane crash, making "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay" history's first posthumous #1 hit and the biggest song of Redding's career
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Sat December 09, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
NASA failed to notice a Chrysler-sized asteroid that could've flattened NYC. The distance between the asteroid and the planet was just a third of the distance between the moon and Earth
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Two black British Airways passengers downgraded and then removed from the plane after a white woman complained about her broken seat. They were also forced to pay the customary "downgraded and booted off the plane" service charge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bud McFarlane, Reagan's National Security Advisor who sold arms to the contras and pleaded guilty -- was in the middle of the Mayflower Hotel meeting Mueller's investigating. And so was Mike Flynn, so it was like a double criminal NSA bonanza
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese urban planners switch to plan B with ten lane thoroughfare after stubborn apartment block owner halts progress by refusing to sell
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Tesco Vee is up to his old tricks, again. This time in West Virginia
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Guy named Waring finds proof of alien war on the planet named after the god of war. Who sings "Low Rider" again? Oh, yeah. War
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There appears to be a chunk missing from the flap on my plane. Is this normal? Can't remember ever seeing this, and can't see the other wing to compare. Pic in thread
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
One year after plane crash killed nearly their entire team, Chapecoense qualifies for Copa Libertadores after scoring stoppage-time goal in final game on what has to be the dustiest pitch subby has ever seen used for a football game
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Sun December 03, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman beats out 17,000 applicants to win the Best Job On The Planet
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Majestic, 20-point buck spared by hunter so others can admire such a magnificent specimen of nature. Just kidding, he shot it
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines decide that allowing 'smart' luggage on planes is a dumb idea
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We should rename the block in front of the Russian embassy. How about Complicity Corner? Collusion Lane? We've gotta have some decent names, people
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Attention: Do not name your wi-fi network "Bomb on Board", "Osama da Bomba", or "Discount Shoe Bomber" while traveling on an airplane
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Wed November 29, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Wingsuit flyers drop in for lunch from one of Europe's highest mountain peaks ..to a plane in mid-air
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Navajo Code Talker unfazed by Trump's staging of ceremony in front of Andrew Jackson portrait; "The Marines made us yell 'Geronimo' when we jumped out of planes and that didn't offend me either"
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bali volcano's eruption could cool the entire planet
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Airbus, Rolls-Royce, and Siemens are working together on a hybrid plane. They all pinky swear it will not look like something Homer Simpson came up with
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Lawyer busted for DUI goes full Gene Simmons in mugshot
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Remember when Comcast promised not to charge tolls for Internet fast lanes? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frank died on the way back to his home planet
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Sun November 26, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
What happens when Florida Man comes across a presidential motorcade? Just remember that these are the same drivers who cut off funeral processions and lane block ambulances for sport
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Patch)
 
 
 
Wanted: Pole installer for AT&T. Immediate opening
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Now that you've seen 'Planes, Trains & Automobiles,' it's time to catch up with the cast 30 years after the original release date 11/25/87
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Thu November 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Possibly the most painful tattoo on the planet. Um, no thanks
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Wed November 22, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Annnd DOWN the stretch they come, it's neck and neck, Perfectly Fine Democrat on the inside rail with Mentally Unstable Child-Molesting Republican running stride for stride in the next lane, and American Democracy now running five lengths behind
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man, fed up with dangerous drivers at one particular intersection, joins the crowd, deliberately drives head-on into SUV running stop sign. There. That'll teach 'em all
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Will Jerry get 17 owners to vote on holding a secret ballot? Would 24 owners then pass the ballot? Will 32 owners need to approve Roger's contract? Will Roger get his plane? These questions and more, next time on "Soap"
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Here's an SR-71 pilot talking about flying the iconic aircraft for over an hour and giving a tour of plane's cockpit and engines. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Oh, the videos are on You Tube for free? Well, that simplifies things greatly
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chris Cuomo and Lavar Ball present the absolute most EPIC half hour of LOLS. Come for the "You are a hater" and stay for the "Tell Trump to have a GREAT Thanksgiving, cos BIG BALLA IS" Big Smile, Two thumbs up
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Mon November 20, 2017
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Small plane crashes into front yard of house for sale in Subby's hometown neighborhood. Buy now because what are the odds of another plane crashing there again? (w/video goodness)
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This just in, Planet X didn't kill us all and we're all still alive
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Need to know which of the 3,700 distant worlds are most likely to support life? Check the new Periodic Table of Exoplanets
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Maybe USC was a wee bit too hasty in getting rid of Lane Kiffin. Oh, and don't look now, but Wisconsin is legit and is eyeing a spot in the playoffs
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Listening to the creepy space sounds that surround our planet makes Bjork sound like Marie Osmond
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rogue Planet X could bring the 'end of days' this very weekend, so plan accordingly - bring a sweater, bottled water, and some of my new, flavorful apocalypse ass cream. Kiss your tasty ass goodbye with Planet X Apocalypse Strawberry/Mango Ass Cream
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Pluto is way cooler than it should be, and now we might know why. Also, it is too a planet and Neil deGrasse Tyson can kiss my... um, so now we know why it's so cold
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"If you can't keep your animal under control, you will have to leave the plane." "That is my therapy pig." "I was talking to the pig" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Habitable planet found only eleven light years away
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Violent psychopath" escapes Hawaiian facility, may have boarded plane to San Jose. Police warn not to approach him as he may be dangerously annoyed due to TSA screening procedures
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Remember Highlander 2? Of course you don't. It was a terrible movie. No one remembers it. But don't try to artificially cool the planet for the same reason
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Mon November 13, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Should getting high in self driving cars be allowed?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin wants ESPN College Gameday to go to Florida Atlantic University, since they actually are quite relevant this year
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What do scientists know about Planet Nine from Outer Space so far? Other than it's home to a cache of unreleased Ed Wood films
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Sun November 12, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Recent inductees to National Toy Hall of Fame (Clue, Wiffle Ball, paper airplane) brings the total to 65. Which of these 10 most overlooked toys deserves to be included next?
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Thu November 09, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
It's okay to hold your lighter in the air at a concert when Gun N' Roses plays your favorite song, but please don't do it on a plane that's trying to land
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today in articles that should have been a tweet: Have You Ever Tried to Decline an Airplane Napkin?
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Wed November 08, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Investigators suspect 249 ghosts worked at stadium. Trump immediately proposes ghost ban and astral plane wall
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Roy Halladay was feeling a little low when he was flying his airplane. About 10 feet, to be exact
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(InToday)
 
 
 
Healthiest air on the planet causes 18 car pileup
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(Some Guy's Bong)
 
 
 
New Comics (11/8): Duuude, what if, like, King Kong went to the Planet of the Apes, and Dr. Zaius was all like, whoa it's a giant ape. Awesome But it can't talk, what's up? And that guy from Omega Man was like, get your big-ass ape paws offa me man
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Tue November 07, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Delhi experiences what Trump's EPA has called some of the healthiest air on the planet. Breathe deeply, kids, it's good for you
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Southwest flies themed planes like Shamu, penguins, Lone Star, and now, Icarus
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mars 2020 rover to offer incredible views of Red Planet, despite lacking star power of Val Kilmer and Carrie-Anne Moss
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Sat November 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey, you two, knock it off back there. Don't make me turn this plane around. So help me God I'll do it. I'm not kidding"
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 186, with two title fights. Ryan Bader vs Linton Vassell and Ilima-Lei Macfarlane vs Emily Ducote II. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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Thu November 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover planet that shouldn't even exist
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"As far as anyone knows, it has the most eggs of any vertebrate on the planet." And it looks slightly familiar
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian dresses up like deceased singer Aaliyah, gets blasted for 'racist' outfit. No word if costume included airplane parts
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Happy 78th birthday to one of music's great architects, Grace Slick, whose storied career saw her through the musical evolution of Jefferson Airplane, Jefferson Starship, and Starship. Here is her biggest contribution to music itself
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, John McCain's plane was shot down in Vietnam
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If your nipples leak, you might have a brain tumor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC mayoral candidate Aaron Commey once hijacked an airplane with a handgun and demanded it be flown to Antarctica or Argentina to battle a make-believe group of evil-doers. He should be fun
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Tue October 24, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This one is for all you airplane geeks out there
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Airlive)
 
 
 
Old and busted: having your car repossessed because you haven't kept up with the payments. New hotness: having your plane repossessed because you haven't kept up with the payments
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Southwest celebrates first 'unmanned' flight on new airplane. And by "unmanned," they mean no men
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
40 years ago today, plane carrying members of Lynyrd Skynyrd crashed, killing several band members and crew and almost killing off 'Southern rock'. So. Very. Close
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Animal Planet enlists family of beloved star to help destroy your childhood, his legacy
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Aviation police that dragged guy off of United plane are forcibly removed from their jobs
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Syrian surface to air missile battery tries to fire on Israeli airplane for the second time, Israeli air force ensures there will be no third try
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trump tried to "help" Boeing by putting 300% tax on Bombardier's planes, saying they fear it will turn into another Airbus. What were the chances it would turn sideways?
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Old and not so scary: snakes on a plane. New and more scary: hundreds of motherf***ing unsavory German cockroaches on planes
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Sick and tired of waiting for anyone else to do anything, college student charters planes to fly relief aid to Puerto Rico. Well, she is majoring in decision sciences, so
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Easyjet plane forced to make emergency landing after "smell event". Guess they should have had the lasagna
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Experts: Trump doesn't appear to know anything about Iran, the nuclear deal, nuclear issues, the Middle East, how to program his VCR, gravity, how airplanes can fly without crashing, where birds go during the winter, pies, hats, what makes a car run
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Sat October 14, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Old man switches from yelling at clouds to shooting at passing airplanes
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Fri October 13, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
I heard you liked airborne refueling, so I had your airborne refueler plane refeuled by an airborne refueler plane
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The latest addition to the 'disasters' menu of SimPlanet 2017 is an 8.5 tonne Chinese space station in a decaying orbit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neckbearded hiker who was captured in Afghanistan refused to board plane to fly home. Perhaps it's because his previous wife was a suspected terrorist
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Ranker)
 
 
 
So you've decided to summon a demon from some otherworldly plane. NOW what do you do?
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin investigates himself and finds that he has not violated any laws with his use of government-funded planes but should provide more detail on why he needs them in the future
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marshall Lucky here for New Deal Used Planes. Here's a Gulf Stream V, 2012. It's loaded. It's got air conditioning. It's got whitewall radial tires. It's got power steering, power brakes, power seats, power windows. And a price that is just too high
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Search for downed plane in Beaver Lake called off. No word if they used man in a canoe
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
What major event did you survive? Hurricane? Fire? Tornado? Floods?Shootings? Plane Crash? ... What's your story/advice?
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Sun October 08, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
Can gun owners defeat a government military that has tanks, planes, and more tanks?
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Military.com)
 
 
 
In 1966, 1,600 airmen were exposed to radiation after an H-bomb-carrying plane crashed while refueling. 50 years later, veterans still unable to file disability claims because the Pentagon won't release results of medical tests
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"I have a funny habit of eating Pringles on airplanes. I'm not sure why, as it's really the only time I eat them"
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain's two-word opinion on whether chefs should avoid talking about politics: fark that. Then adds: "There is nothing, look, is there anything on this planet more political than food? No there is not"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Plane skids on runway as it lands in crosswinds. Passengers have matching skidmarks (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Should drivers merge as soon as possible, or should they wait to merge until the lane actually ends? Here comes the science
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Another Cabinet Secretary caught using government planes for travel. Bonus: This one has a turtle fetish
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Guess who thinks stealth planes are literally invisible
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Mon October 02, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson's lawyer calls Florida attorney general 'stupidest person on the planet'
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
White rabbit spotted travelling around London using the Tube and buses, I guess he lost his Jefferson Airplane (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man charters company plane to bring emergency supplies to Puerto Rico. Hero tag trumps Florida tag, just this once
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Thu September 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Where do you want this pallet of water?" "I dunno, just throw it in the back of the plane"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Airplane geeks quivering orgiastically amid sightings at the Skunk Works of a demonstrator SR-72, a plane to replace the famed Blackbird, the fastest production aircraft ever
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Wed September 27, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Airline names its new low-cost carrier "Swoop"...which is what the plane will do over your house when something in the engine snaps due to overdue maintenance
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Beer + Beer + Pot + Machete + Driving in the wrong lane = $10,000 bail and an appearance on Fark for your dumbass t-shirt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good thing that Boeing doesn't sell any planes overseas and has to worry about counter-tariffs
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Tue September 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nearly half the US is unaware that Puerto Ricans can just hop on a plane and fly to the mainland to relocate like any other US citizen
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Netflix to make it easier to binge-watch on planes
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The most terrifying thing on this planet just may be a baby dragonfly's mouth. It's basically a long, hinged arm that's kept folded under its head eerily similar to the monster from 'Alien'
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Fri September 22, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's the Great Pumpkin Fiery Truck Crash, Charlie Brown
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Ryanair CEO thinks flying a plane is easy, and that's true. Anyone can fly a plane, but it takes a certain set of skills to land (safely)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
How to survive the upcoming planetary collision this Saturday. Knowing there won't be a collision strangely absent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise partially responsible for two deaths in plane crash. Three if you count Goose
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
Harvard-Smithsonian Scientists: What would the math look like if that Fast Repeating Gamma Ray Burst we keep on sensing were actually a planet consuming space laser?
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby's Geocities website is finally vindicated as Avril Lavigne is revealed to be the most dangerous person on the planet
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(Cornell Library Archive)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Astronomers announce they found a new planet orbiting the Sun. Obvious: It is just another dwarf planet. Geek: Weird-ass resonance. Comments: XKCD cartoons
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK everybody, check it out. The moon will be blocking three planets tonight in an event that only happens every 28 years. You'll need binoculars or a telescope to catch this, no funny glasses necessary
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Sun September 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Plane crashes into catering truck at airport. Results in significant delays and saving everyone planning to order the fish
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Seeker)
 
 
 
Fear of a black planet
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Steve Mnuchin responds to criticism that he has been using government airplanes like an unlimited subway pass
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Thu September 14, 2017
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin GOP Rep. Ron Tusler decides he wants his very own railroad crossing. Into the budget it goes.... faster than an Amtrak
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The USAF's proud history of "acquiring" and test flying Russian airplanes
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Tue September 12, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Land once on the Interstate, shame on me. Land twice on the Interstate, shame on this *#^&%$#@ airplane
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How scary can it be to try and land a plane during Irma at Myrtle Beach airpor-GAAAAAAA
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, looks like Hurricane Harvey washed out all the mind-control chemicals in Texas. Better send the industrial-sized chemtrail planes
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
New study from the Romero Institute for Stating the Obvious shows that planes don't fly in areas where hurricanes are occurring
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
On September 9th and 10th, 2001, George Carlin recorded two live shows for an HBO special to be called "I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die," including a joke about Osama bin Laden and exploding airplanes
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Packers to Seahawks: Our twelfth man is the refs
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Will Seth MacFarlane's Star Trek homage The Orville hit its marks, or will it be like Enterprise? Can Fox make a show without dick jokes? Does Penny Johnson Gerald deserve better? Will there be laughs? Find out at 8pm ET on Fox
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists claim aliens on at least nine planets beyond our solar system could see Earth, suggest keeping your curtains drawn when exiting shower
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I can fly... I CAN FLY... *wham*
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Plane full of cats and dogs displaced by Harvey flown from Texas to San Diego. Your dog wants an upgrade (with many awww pics)
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Thu September 07, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
SpaceX to help the Air Force get their spaceplane out of harm's way before Irma arrives by flying it into orbit. A little extreme but it should be safe up there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A compilation of all the stupid shiat you see on planes. Otherwise known as a day ending in y - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen on a flight?
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Wed September 06, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
St. Paul's Highway 51 near impassable because of: a) DACA protesters, b) space aliens, or c) poorly designed drive-thru at new Starbucks
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Tue September 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Flight delayed after a scorpion was found on a Glasgow-Paris plane. Despite rumors, no ninjas were detected
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Twenty things I've learned since becoming an air traffic controller, including zero stress and an £80,000 salary." Wait, how can you have zero stress controlling airplanes?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The most disturbing people you can sit next to on an airplane, but nothing beats the corpse story
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Moose. Moose. MOOSE
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The beginning of the end for Lane Kiffin (grumpycatgood.jpg)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will the world end between September 20-23 when planet Nibiru slams into Earth? Short answer: No. Long answer: Nooooooooooooo
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Mon August 28, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ooh look. Those firefighting planes are done taking on water and going to take off right next to our boat
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Forget nuclear ballistic missiles. Best Korea could have nuclear suicide biplanes
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Meet Frederick the Great, the most beautiful horse on the planet. After seeing the photos, you'll definitely remember the mane
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Sorry for the additional delay folks. We're going to have to hold here while the drunken gentlemen who were just removed from the plane duke it out with police on the tarmac
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
13-year-old driver arrested after police find 25 pounds of meth in car, because nothing avoids suspicion like 13-year-old kids driving cars
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rabid bat found on Seattle sidewalk. I'm pretty sure they're supposed to stay in the bike lane
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Wed August 23, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You've probably already put on your pair of airplane approved Depends underwear for your belly landing if your flight path looks like this
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(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker 'Planes' and the Missus traveled to Nebraska to witness a perfect eclipse: "By now, people with camp chairs were gathering on the grassy knoll south of the winery for a clear shot at the upcoming event." (What, too soon?)
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Jersey Shore reunion was a rather bizarre trip down memory lane
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
You think global warming is a problem? Just wait and see what even a minor nuclear war would do to the planet's environment
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Thu August 17, 2017
(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Drunk driver smashes into a "Report Drunk Drivers" sign
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Saving the Earth's ozone layer went even better than expected - proof that we can come together as a planet and make a positive global difference
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Border patrol seizes illegal half-million dollar shipment of A: drugs, B: weapons, or C: counterfeit toy airplanes
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