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41 headlines found matching 'landing'
Sat November 18, 2017
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
More proof that the NASA moon landings were fake and made in a studio. Why yes, Subby is wearing a tinfoil helmet with a visor that draws in stagehands (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Quake halts South Korea's big exam, which is odd, as they're more Starcraft/RTS players than FPS fanatics
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Limbaugh gives his listeners the old "Roy Moore was a Democrat when he committed those sexual assaults" move, which the Russian judge has ruled valid and deserving of a perfect 10. Stuck the landing with a belly full of pain pills
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
After being caught molesting children at birthday party, New York man inexplicably falls to his death instead of ascending to U.S. Senate
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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Wed November 01, 2017
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Jupiter has an aurora like Earth, but does not require solar wind to form and is a self-contained process. ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS, EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Komo)
 
 
 
Former President George W. Bush throws first pitch at Game 5 of World Series, surprising onlookers by missing the field entirely and landing in Iraq instead
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches a comsat to GTO with a drone ship landing today. Satellite will be powerful enough to stream every K-Pop song simultaneously. Window opens at 3:34pm ET, webcast starts about 15 minutes prior
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Phobos, one of the moons of Mars, has an electrical charge, something that could help future cosmonauts
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Suddenly, yellow jackets
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: 10/10 ...... America: 4/10 ..... Who you gonna believe?
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
"Sir, that's a $40 surcharge"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Landing Amazon's HQ2 could lead to first world problems
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Tower, this is Air Berlin requesting a flyby." "Negative, Air Berlin, the pattern is full"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans displaced by hurricanes and insulted by Trump are moving to Florida, a swing state
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Mon October 16, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The latest drone strike wasn't in Yemen, Iraq or even Afghanistan. Although to be fair, Quebec is almost as inhospitable to foreigners
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Easyjet plane forced to make emergency landing after "smell event". Guess they should have had the lasagna
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Thu October 12, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Record-breaking gas balloon odyssey ends in emergency landing in Labrador. Something something I had record gas in Labrador once something
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Take a writer away from his typewriter and all you have left is the sickness that started his writing in the first place." -Charles Bukowski. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'why is the room spinning and where's my typewriter' edition
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
We had dawn in California on Monday - what say you to dusk in Florida today? SpaceX launches a Certified Pre-Owned Falcon 9 to GTO at 6:53pm ET, landing expected on the drone ship
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So who has a legitimate shot at landing Amazon's second big headquarters, and the 50,000 jobs to go with it?
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Mon October 09, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Hey LA Farkers - get up early and watch SpaceX put up 10 satellites for Iridium. Launch scheduled for 5:37am PT, 8:37am on the east coast
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Sun October 08, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello this is your pilot speaking, here's a 'terrifying' view from our cockpit right now as we go through this cloud to land. Enjoy
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor of Puerto Rico calls on Pentagon for increased hurricane relief in an attempt doomed to failure due to a lack of NFL teams on the island who could draw attention by kneeling
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We'll be cruising at an altitude of five thousand feet, dropping bits of our exploding engine all over people's yards, and then landing again in short order"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
Woman claims her boyfriend died by falling off a cliff while somehow managing to lose his clothes and get his throat slit on the way down before landing near spent candles and a live cat in a cage
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Tue September 12, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Land once on the Interstate, shame on me. Land twice on the Interstate, shame on this *#^&%$#@ airplane
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Sun September 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
70-year-old man said "fark that" to normal retirement life, has just completed paddling across the Atlantic in a kayak - for the 3rd time
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Drunk speeds away from cops, crashes car, then tries to run away. He succeeds. By jumping off a 25-foot interstate overpass
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
This is your Captain speaking: Disregard the three tornadoes on your left as we descend, everything will be fine upon landing before you take your trip to the land of Oz
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Mon August 28, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
British actor Ed Skrein cuts and runs from "Hellboy" whitewashing disaster
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
It's Left Coast time for SpaceX, as they launch a Taiwanese earth observation satellite with a drone ship landing. Launch at 2:50 EDT, 11:50 Pacific, with SpaceX commentary starting about 20 minutes before
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Wed August 23, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
You've probably already put on your pair of airplane approved Depends underwear for your belly landing if your flight path looks like this
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Sat August 19, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
After guy's video of rat running around counter of Original Tommy's Burgers gets million+ views on Facebook, restaurant chain suggests he faked it like the Moon Landing
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Tue August 15, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande criticized for unprofessionalism at first concert in South Korea: landing in Seoul just 3 hours before show to avoid press, leaving immediately afterwards, and stiffing buyers of $570 VIP tickets. "No manners at all"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GAU-8 tries to kill pilot. A-10 laughs & brings him home safely even if it was without a canopy & landing gear
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Mon August 14, 2017
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Just the thing to liven up your Monday lunch hour: SpaceX launches to the International Space Station, complete with first-stage recovery at Landing Zone 1. Launch scheduled for 12:30pm ET, live stream starts about 12:10pm
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Thu August 03, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
"Good afternoon, we'll be landing in Montreal rather than Toronto because the shiatter's full. Air Canada apologizes for the inconvenience"
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Tue August 01, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
This is your captain speaking. Apologies for the turbulence, but we are just beginning our approach to Atarturk airport...I think
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Sun July 30, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
So was there a landing strip or not?
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"We're running out of fuel. Prepare for landing. Autobrakes?" "Set" "Altimeters?" "Set" "Gear lever?" "Huh. Looks like the landing gear's been down this whole time"
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