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Sure, you've been drunk. But have you ever been "dislocated your jaw vomiting" drunk?
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Sat December 31, 2011
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When you call for an ambulance, it's not supposed to be self serve
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Tue December 20, 2011
Christopher Hitchens didn't actually take enough brave positions to justify his dickishness
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Wed December 07, 2011
Going to the casino and winning has slim odds, but following the winners home and robbing them gets you a 100% payout
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