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40 headlines found matching 'knife'
Mon April 24, 2017
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(The Awesomer)
 
 
 
Remember the knife game performed by Bishop in Aliens? Would you let a robot try to recreate that using YOUR hand?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Eight patients, four hospitals, four donors, four recipients, four kidney swaps... in one day
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Tue April 18, 2017
(WSPA)
 
 
 
Pot smoking "ghost hunters" arrested for breaking into an old middle school. They'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling police officers
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Click to see the most "I'd do it again it was totally worth it" mugshot you'll ever see
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Sun April 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Have a bottle of beer but no opener? All you need is a piece of paper (Not safe for work images in sidebar)
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Mon April 10, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Taxicab Confessions, Difficulty: Findlay, Ohio
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Australian university develops stabbing robot because there just weren't enough things in Australia trying to kill you
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Ask Me About My Knife-Wielding, Home Invading Grandson: "Brass knuckles against an AR-15? C'mon. Who was afraid for their life?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Man dies after argument over late newspaper delivery. For those of you under thirty, a newspaper was an ancient method of delivering news via dead trees
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Wed March 29, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm guessing from the full facial tattoos that beating up his pregnant girlfriend is just one in a long line of bad choices
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Fri March 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
London attacker was born in Kent. Britain to be added to Trump's travel ban shortly
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What could be more American than forging a knife using beer, bacon, and french fries?
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Tue March 07, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Shoplifter escapes after pulling a knife on clerk, but leaves behind sentencing paperwork from his theft case earlier in the day
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Thu March 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tomorrow Farker goes under the knife, and after a month of being wait-listed for his surgery, he's good and ready. That being said, if things go wrong, I wanted y'all ebbil bastiches to know you made a difference. And I love you drunken reprobates
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart is hanging up the wheelchair
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Calphalon recalls 2 million kitchen knives because blades should not be breakaway
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Mr. Colbert brought a carving knife, and Mr. Fallon brought a butter knife"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
The Kremlin is concerned that their man in the Oval Office may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact,he may be a very dull butter knife who thinks he's a machete
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Sun February 19, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Two cabbies argue over who will pick up the next customer. One cabbie pulls a knife, the other cabbie pulls a gun. It's the Philly way
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, When Coulson is caught on camera foiling a terrorist attack he faces tough questions from friends who thought he was dead. Well maybe not, but we can dream. (ABC 10ET)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
How to get ketchup out of a glass bottle without ruining your clothes? Let's call on an engineering professor for a demonstration
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio deems the pizza at Lee's Tavern on Staten Island "structurally sound" enough to eat without a fork and a knife. And you 'real' pizza eating New Yorkers voted for this guy?
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Der Spiegel cover sparks controversy. Fark: Cover art is by a refugee from Cuba
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man brings knife to a gun fight at the Louvre with predictable results
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Batman is the real monster: He routinely beats the mentally ill, circumvents the law, and eats hamburgers with a knife and fork
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Sat January 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Colorado may end switchblade ban inspired by West Side Story
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a long and storied history of professional cyclists getting lost in the middle of races
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Caller: "I just killed somebody. They're in there breathing their last breath." 911: "Who did you kill?" Caller: "I'm not going to tell you"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four words that strike terror into all that hear them: London international mime festival
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Wed January 18, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Most people stake a claim to a parking spot with a turn signal, not by impaling other drivers
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Mon January 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"I cannot believe that worked": A jackknifed semi truck that was blocking Interstate 80 performs a controlled slide for over a mile to reach an exit and re-open the road
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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Tue January 10, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: while shaving your pubic hair with a kitchen knife on a German high-speed train is not technically illegal, you should definitely buy a ticket first
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Do you want to build an igloo? Here are some instructions
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a half-naked man asleep in your bed? Him telling you there are "more like him downstairs"
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where women dressed up as bats get all of my press? This town needs an enema
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Sun January 01, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little sweater
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
After a night of drinking, breaking into a house, holding a knife to your throat, getting arrested, and not remembering how you got there, you can take comfort in the fact that you're wearing a t-shirt with your attorney's name on it for your mugshot
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: T3 Tactical Auto Rescue Tool. Survival knife with serrated blade, hook blade, steel tip to break windows, and LED light. Not TSA approved. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In Arkansas Christmas doesn't officially start until one family member pulls a knife on another
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