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49 headlines found matching 'knife'
Mon July 25, 2016
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You can send one tweet-sized message to one person in the past. What do you send?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to have a sex talk with your kids and you're unable to get your hands on birds and bees, you can always settle for a knife and a lemon
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Legendary punk promoter Ron Watts dies at 74: "I was on the door when a young girl came running up and told me that Sid was backstage, threatening Stinky Toys' female singer, Elle, with a knife. I had to go and disarm him"
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Fri July 22, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Plastic bag instead of a glove? Check. Hoodie on 90 degree day? Check. ATV getaway vehicle? Check. Time to rob a bank
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be Jesus Christ stabs man he says is the devil. "The role of mental illness could be key in this situation"
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
My Chemical Romance may be coming back. In related news, the next Saints Row is bringing back the septic truck carnage missions, so it's a reunion then
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"It's official" perfectly reflects Paul Ryan's excitement level over Trump becoming the nominee
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Four wounded in Fukushima library by knife-wielding crazy who couldn't borrow any books. ISIS likely to claim this guy too
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
If you are thinking about getting bitten by a rattlesnake this weekend, make sure and carry $50,000 with you when you go to the hospital
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I understand you're upset about the shootings, but threatening a 5-year-old on Facebook isn't the brightest move, Officer
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Thu July 07, 2016
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman uses burrito to bludgeon man, then gets stabby. Your move, Florida
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Your dog wants steak but not from a door-to-door salesman
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Cheese dip: serious business
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Australian election result too close to call, second election possible. That's not a knife-edge. THIS is a knife-edge
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Mon June 27, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Gun. Knife. Crossbow. Arson. Bingo
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Sun June 26, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Seen Kyle? He's this tall -- and I think he stabbed me"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another day, another banker suicide. All these apparent 'suicides' might be suspicious if anyone actually cared that they were dying
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Yes, 911? There is a man with a knife who--" "OUR SYSTEMS ARE DOWN. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. Four hours later"
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
I see your White Castle EMTs and raise you with fighting ones
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Thu June 16, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"911? I just grounded my 11-year-old daughter for smoking and now she's threatening me with a kitchen knife"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If the Orlando shooter was angry about seeing two men kissing, it was because those two men weren't kissing him
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Thu June 09, 2016
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
There's quality heel work in pro wrestling and then there's heel work that is so good that a fan pulls a loaded gun on you
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Wed June 08, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Theresa Saldana, 'Commish' & 'Raging Bull' actress who survived stalker knife attack in 1982, can't escape long term illness at age 61
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teammate pranks can be hilarious, and a great way for #2 and #4 draft picks to bond. Add one knife, the prankee's throwing hand. Difficulty: Florida
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Thu June 02, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
King Tut's dagger was made from a meteorite, giving it +3 against Outsiders and allowed Tut +2 to all saving throws
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
What did you expect when you married a man with neck tattoos and horns coming out of his forehead?
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Wed June 01, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pirate Steve, we've talked about this. No more pillaging Volkswagens
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Mon May 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Taking a page from The Matheny Manifesto, Cardinals shortstop Jhonny Peralta cuts thumb with knife; delays return from DL
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Canadians are so relentlessly polite that an entire city's police force was just brought to its knees by a knife-wielding crow
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
A story that's both lame and sucks: Woman fights off burglar with crutch and vacuum cleaner
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I've been arrested 37 times before, but the 38th time is unjustified
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Wed May 11, 2016
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Good guy with a gun stops bad guy with a knife at a Massachusetts shopping mall
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Who is/was your model for what a healthy relationship looks like?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Maybe robbery with a knife is not this thief's gig, especially if he only netted 7.7 yuan in three separate robberies
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out, the Red Wedding was even sadder than we knew
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You get caught trying to steal 19 boxes of topical flea medication for dogs. Do you: c) drink it
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Sat April 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sorry, Crocodile Dundee, but if you want a REAL knife, you have to come to Texas
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Being found with your boyfriend's blood all over you after he is stabbed with a kitchen knife is "legally insufficient" to prosecute you for anything in Washington State, if you're Miss Washington USA
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(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Man arrested for watering his lawn. (while naked, throwing a beer bottle at a deputy and trying to get all stabby with an 8"... Knife)
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bride flips the bird at her in-laws during wedding reception, things escalate quickly
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Company to develop device for mining on the moon. I believe they call that "a shovel"
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Perth Now)
 
 
 
Australian police come upon naked woman, whip out their--you know what, let me rephrase this whole headline
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Tue April 05, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
When you poop on someone's lawn, don't be surprised when they try to stab you for it
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
From the Swiss Army knife to an honest-to-God laser pistol, here's a list of weapons astronauts and cosmonauts have taken with them into space
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paring knife, check. Carefully remove excessive fat from fish, check. Prepare frying pan, check. Release fish back into its native goldfish tank?
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Thu March 31, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
People give you tasty food. How many ways can a politician get this wrong?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
John Kasich just lost the New York vote after being spotted properly eating pizza with a knife and fork
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man commits suicide in housewares section of target using a kitchen knife, store remains open for another TWO HOURS while people continue to shop around the crime scene
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Mon March 28, 2016
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
It's the go-home show for Wrestlemania and a Titan of the industry is set to return. Will the sound guy have done his job editing last week's Roman reaction? Will we ever find out what the Taker's reasoning is? Find out tonight on Raw (USA; 8pm EDT/pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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