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Headlines matching 'knife'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(Science Daily) Cool New type of male contraceptive discovered, and it doesn't involve Mountain Dew or a butcher knife  (sciencedaily.com) (21)


Mon May 21, 2012
(The Local (Germany)) Fail ...But if you must use downtown Cologne as your driving range while drunk at 6:00 a.m. and get into a confrontation with a cab driver after hitting his car with a ball, don't pull a knife on him  (thelocal.de) (17)


Sun May 20, 2012
(The Sun) Obvious If another country brings a knife to a conflict, bring a nuclear submarine  (thesun.co.uk) (73)


Sat May 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Spiffy Lucky Luke: A man's implanted heart defibrillator may have saved his life in an unexpected way, by stopping a knife during an attack ack ack ack  (news.yahoo.com) (28)


Thu May 17, 2012
(WTOP) Hero Not news: Bartender walks female patron home. News: Thief tries to steal her purse. Fark: Bartender fights him off, gets stabbed eight times. Totalfark: He has no health insurance; the bar is hosting a fundraiser to pay his bills. Can we help?  (wtop.com) (132)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Scary Four Guardian Angels knifed in Chicago. If only there was somebody to watch over them  (chicagotribune.com) (72)


Fri May 11, 2012
(6abc) Dumbass Man with knife tries to rob Philadelphia Dunkin' Donuts store. Unfortunately for him, the clerk had a bigger knife. Surveillance video included, Crocodile Dundee jokes are not  (abclocal.go.com) (33)


Thu May 10, 2012
(Daily Mail) Cool That's not a golden eagle... This is a golden eagle  (dailymail.co.uk) (64)


Mon May 07, 2012
(PennLive) Obvious Don't bring a decorative flamingo to a knife fight  (pennlive.com) (13)


Sun April 29, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Man startles cat, knife fight ensues  (lfpress.com) (37)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Fox News) Scary NYPD Cop removes 3 inch knife from his own temple. Expected to survive with no lasting impact. Phineas Gage looks on menacingly  (latino.foxnews.com) (38)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Moms, if you cannot afford to buy your kids a game of Jacks, giving them percocet pills, burning marijuana and a knife will suffice (with 'that's a woman?' pic)  (newsnet5.com) (44)
(Telegraph) Strange I know you stabbed me in the back with an 8-inch kitchen knife, but will you still marry me?  (telegraph.co.uk) (50)


Tue April 10, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida Man returns from trip, finds "hidden cellphones" and confronts the wife. The wife grabs a knife and threatens to kill self, their kids, and the husband, maybe even in that order. Is this where I toss in the word Aristocrats?  (tcpalm.com) (107)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Asheville Citizen-Times) Asinine 86'd patron returns to bar with a butcher knife and kills three in stabbing rampage. Fark: victim's brother and bar patrons save couple from attack, kill perp. So now the DA's charging the brother, ta-daa  (citizen-times.com) (215)


Wed April 04, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida I'll call your knife collection and raise you a water bong. Oh yeah? Well, I'll call your water bong, raise you some under age girls, and kick your teeth in  (nwfdailynews.com) (62)


Fri March 23, 2012
(Yahoo) Weird California man cuts off his hand with kitchen knife because... well, why the hell not?  (news.yahoo.com) (66)


Tue March 20, 2012
(WFAA) Scary Door-to-door magazine salesweasels now offering advance copies of "Knife'n'Face", "You Gonna Get a Beatdown" after being told no by prospective customers  (wfaa.com) (72)


Thu March 15, 2012
(Short List) Video Cashier fights off knife-wielding burglar with: a. A wok (☐) b. An Oar (☐) c. Sticky tape (☑)  (shortlist.com) (14)


Mon March 05, 2012
(My Fox DC) Scary Thanks for all the help guys, now, where's my knife?  (myfoxdc.com) (15)


Wed February 29, 2012
(NJ.com) Strange "Moooooom, some guys beat me up on the basketball court." "Get the club and knife, it's PAYBACK TIME"  (nj.com) (18)


Wed February 22, 2012
(WTSP) Florida Pirate posing with random teens at Mardi Gras celebration is accidentally stabbed with his own knife  (wtsp.com) (40)


Mon February 20, 2012
(KTLA) Scary Knife-wielding man at Hollywood tattoo parlor sought for providing unwanted body modification  (ktla.com) (10)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely After taser had no effect on sword-wielding man, British police had no choice but to get on the radio and ask for officers with actual guns to be sent  (dailymail.co.uk) (58)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Some Guy) Florida Flashing strange men at bars for beer money is no way to go through life, ladies. Especially when it leads to knife fights. (with "Oh, HELL no" mugshot goodness)  (abc-7.com) (72)

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