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22 headlines found matching 'knees'
Thu September 22, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Over 44 percent of (lying) Americans claim they would (nope) stop watching the NFL (yeah right) if more players started protesting like Kaepernick (cough BS cough)
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jedd Gyorko and Kolten Wong team up for the rare 'Stop, Drop and Roll' 6-4 putout. Just like they drew it up
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to make you self-conscious, but you're probably not even walking correctly
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Thu September 15, 2016
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
A puddle works as backup if there's no drinking fountain
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Mon September 12, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Perplexed Jonah Hill cancels interviews after French sodomy abuse. Man, some of us pay extra for that
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton forced to run out of event early, loses shoe. No word if car has turned into pumpkin or if she's alive
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Man from Belarus kills and dismembers man from USA who insulted Belarus President Lukashenko. He also steals expensive alcohol from the victim's apartment
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Tue August 30, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Vikings may be opening their new stadium with a new starting QB after Teddy Bridgewater goes down with the dreaded non-contact injury to the knee
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Fri August 19, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
I normally would say "no" to any headline that's a question, but damn if this one doesn't put up a good fight
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Could you stand up for a moment? Just as I thought, you're doing it all wrong
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Mon July 18, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Guns and Roses detained at Canadian border for possession of guns, and the unanticipated stop nearly brought the reunion tour to its SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British weightlifter breaks two world records at once: world deadlift record and most blood vessels in the head broken at one time. "That nearly killed me. The pressure on my body was surreal. That was not a healthy thing to do"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Archaeologists discover Philistines were not philistines
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Fri July 01, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP megadonor Foster "put an aspirin between your knees" Friess unveils the latest pitch to get evangelicals to vote for Trump: Sure, Trump may be an amoral, philandering dick but so was King David and he has a whole book in the Bible named after him
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Merkel: Yeah, Boris honey, you can get into my single market, but if you want to enjoy access to my goods you gotta do exactly what I tell you. No special favours. Now get on your knees and beg me for more migrants
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Some Science)
 
 
 
According to science, the ideal woman's body looks like..OMG LOOK AT THOSE SHARP KNEES
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Pennsylvania Observer-Reporter)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you man and wife, you may perform CPR on that woman on the bench"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
The company whose cybersecurity products brought your system to its knees is buying the company whose cybersecurity products helped a Syrian dictator keep his people on their knees
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Tonight's giveaway "Willie Mays-Hayes" at the Akron Rubber Ducks game means you can now get most of the "Major League" characters in Bobblehead. Fark: even dueling Jobu's
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump thinks of Jesus as his own personal assistant who helps him by believing in him (Trump) and often, Jesus also gets Trump his coffee. However, if Jesus is late, he gets fired like any other Hispanic
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Your mother sews socks that smell"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So who has the strongest arm in college football? How about this guy from Texas Tech? Tag is for the throw while on his knees
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