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Headlines matching 'kittens'
Thu March 11, 2010
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(Daily Mail) Weird Hard-assed hood has brain hemorrhage and goes into coma for two weeks. Wakes up with a passion to paint, speak in rhyme, write poetry and love of kittens  (dailymail.co.uk) (69)

Thu February 18, 2010
(Daily Mail) Sappy Cutest perversion of the natural order of things you'll see this evening  (dailymail.co.uk) (121)

Sat February 13, 2010
(Some Guy) Caturday California family finds homes for over two dozen feral cats and kittens, just in time for Caturday  (sanluisobispo.com) (736)

Sun February 07, 2010
(Cleveland) Silly Never mind the game, it's Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl. "Today's installment features an all-kitten halftime show, not to mention bunny 'cheerleaders' and hamsters flying overhead in a miniature blimp." (3pm Eastern)  (cleveland.com) (377)

Wed January 27, 2010
(College Humor) Unlikely What happens if you fall into a Black Hole  (collegehumor.com) (78)

Sun January 10, 2010
(New York Daily News) Florida Inmate sues Penthouse magazine on the grounds that their refusal to fulfill subscription request to prison address does not respect "his basic rights" to kill kittens  (nydailynews.com) (98)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Starpulse) Spiffy Kristen Bell says making her last movie with Christina Aguilera almost made her a lesbian. Oh God, somebody think of the kittens  (starpulse.com) (96)

Sun January 03, 2010
(NYPost) Hero Warren Beatty has nailed 12,775 of the hottest women who have ever lived - which, coincidentally, is almost exactly how many kittens your average Farker has killed in his mom's basement  (nypost.com) (58)

Sat January 02, 2010
(Boston Globe) Caturday Dutchie and Tootsie, two five-week old kittens found abadoned and half frozen in a clothing collection bin are now recovering with their foster family (and potential adopters) in time for Caturday (with pic)  (boston.com) (837)

Mon December 07, 2009
(Showbiz Spy) Cool Eva Green wishes her lesbian sex scene in Cracks would have been dirtier. "The love scene is soft-I wanted to go even further." Dear God, won't someone please think of the kittens?  (showbizspy.com) (101)

Sat November 21, 2009
(Stuff) Sappy Two-year-old Shyla, a cat-loving chihuahua, decided to start nursing seven abandoned kittens, just in time for Caturday  (stuff.co.nz) (1076)

Thu November 19, 2009
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mariah Carey: "I demand 20 white kittens, 100 white doves, 80 security guards, a wand, and butterfly-shaped confetti before I turn on this shopping centre's Christmas lights". In other news, unemployment rates still rising  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)

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