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500 headlines found matching 'king'
Tue May 24, 2016
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(NHL)
 
 
 
ECF Game 6: The first elimination game of the Conference Finals has the Bolts looking to put the screws to the Pens who hope to scribble out that advantage. Elimination hockey is best hockey. Puck drops at 8PM ET, Hot dogs drop for Kessel every PK
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
I see your article about the girl drinking on her 18th birthday, and raise you the same news website posting an article about a cat eating a fish. IT'S STILL NEWS
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
All we're asking is that consumers be informed if they're about to eat food that contains DNA
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Looks like kicking a guy in the balls is now a strategy in the NBA
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Thirsty and hungry lions: Guys if you think licking this rainwater from this tent is cool ..wait until we taste the campers still inside
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Belgium's prisons described as "apocalyptic." Well, they're not supposed to be a farking luxury spa either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While 2016 just keeps taking away, it's also given us some new species. Hereare 8 that 2016 might just take back depending on their compatibility with butter and garlic. Plus 2 cousins whose fossilized marrow needs investigating
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"It's a danger to the community if we start locking up cops who kill people," says a straight-faced Megyn Kelly
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is a fracking saleswoman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Horse is so ridiculously good looking he just might be the Stallion Who Mounts the World
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elijah Wood decides he would rather continue working in Hollywood
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(Beer Advocate)
 
 
 
Smitty is just getting into Belgian Ale. What are your favorites? LG2 what I am currently drinking
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Let this be a lesson that handling a flare gun after a night of drinking is not the best idea
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dozens of U.S. Vietnam veterans have gone back to live; some to atone for their actions, others who can't handle life in the U.S., and some just because they really farking love banh mi and pho
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I'm not making any commentary about this young man recently convicted of trying to kill someone and robbing them at age 13, but his name is a hoot
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
There are the castles you build in the sand, and then there are the voluptuous naked ladies with shovels sticking out of their backs that you build in the sand
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(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Lufthansa now offers the "Lufthansa Surprise" where travelers don't know the destination they're booking. Sounds great until you discover you're spending your vacation invading Poland
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham is now backing "a race-baiting, xenophobic religious bigot" for President
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tiebreaking Game 5 tonight as the Sharks and Blues renew their series in St. Louis. Will the Sharks devour the Blues or will the Spirit of St. Louis shine again? Will Logan Couture and/or Robbi Fabbri light it up tonight? Puck drops at 8:00 ET, NBCSN
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Tennessee police arrest 32 people in connection with human trafficking ring, including children's minister. This raises the question, how does a child become a minister?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Add "Breaking into a zoo and sticking your arm into a bear cage" to the list of things not to do while drunk
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A rundown of the series premiere of Preacher, which shows promise. Moreso than Fear the Walking Dead
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(Time)
 
 
 
John Oliver focuses his British wrath on the caucus and primary systems, which have given us "Donald Trump, America's walking talking brush fire and Hillary Clinton, who exhibits too much or too little of every human quality depending on who you ask"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fear the Walking Dead showrunner Dave Erickson discusses the midseason finale, which sees the cast trying to escape Herschel's farm and whether or not [REDACTED] is dead and why his show is more than idiots doing idiot things [Warning: spoilers]
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(iTechPost)
 
 
 
Google partners with Levi's to make a 'smart denim jacket' that can be used to control the wearer's cellphone, making it the first time anyone would be seen in a denim jacket that was described as "smart"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
TSA to hire 768 full time screeners to help with security delays at airports. All job applicants have to wait in line three hours for an interview, after taking off their shoes and being limited to three ounces of water
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Motorola releasing new RAZR because flip phones are back in style
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking stir fry tonight. Give me some suggestions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alabama woman kills her husband's chihuahua and uses its remains to stage a miscarriage after faking her pregnancy for 7 months
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
God passes judgment on the Mormons in Utah, striking them down with angry vengeance
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Sun May 22, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand plot a way out of the mansion? Will Sea Coral do something incredibly stupid? Or will Alicia be the one to set up the cliffhanger? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Midseason Finale Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The future of American politics is here, and...boy, does it look f*cking terrifying
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Star Trek Beyond gets a newer, better trailer with what appears to be characters speaking to each other instead of yelling and exploding. Still has motorcycles in it, which of course defines Star Trek
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cop responds to complaint of kids playing soccer in a parking lot, shoots, does not score
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Looking to do nothing to reduce the ever growing costs of hosting the Olympics, Japan may kick theirs off with a man-made meteor shower
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, you have a defined benefit pension plan and you think it's so much more secure than risking your money in the markets with a 401(k) or similar defined contribution plan? Yeah, about that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Giant pandas farking love wicker baskets, yo
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
You won't see Helio Castroneves or Will Power shaking it for dollar bills, but you may see one of them take P1 for the Indianapolis 500 at Pole Day, beginning at 2:45 PM on WatchESPN.com, and switching to ABC at 4 PM
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Austin Powers 4 could still happen for some reason
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(oilprice.com)
 
 
 
"If the OPEC meeting ends without a fight, it should be considered an achievement." Good to know that global oil producers have the same standards of success as an exasperated parent taking their kids on a road trip
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A look at the painstaking restoration that went into one of the world's oldest libraries, a repository of Islamic tomes in Morocco
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Astronomers trying to figure out how they will eventually announce a first contact with an alien species without freaking everybody on Earth the hell out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"The scandal no one in Washington is talking about". Except for conservative media outlets like Fox news and the NY Post, which have been covering 'Obama's Waterloo' for 7 years now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The only way we can beat Donald Trump is by mocking him relentlessly
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Music Club is looking for the best sing-in-the-shower songs. Lather, rinse and help compile the perfect bathroom playlist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear fark, my parents inherited a 100,000$ piece of art. They are now trying to figure out how to donate it. Suggestions? They are looking at children's hospitals but any other ideas would be fantastic
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Teen Vogue editor appointed new editor in chief at Architectural Digest. Immediately begins working on a cover story detailing the new custom home specially built for Malibu Barbie
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unsold clothing inventory taking up valuable space on American retailers' shelves, but that's good news for those willing to set foot in the cesspools that are TJ Maxx, Marshall's, and Ross's
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
What do you think Rugby players do in their time off, besides the obvious? If you guessed 'making shelves out of old guitars and delivering them' come up and get your prize, a neat looking guitar shelve
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, it turns out that Trump was lying about contributing money to his campaign; he just loaned money to it, which all is eligible to be paid back to him by the RNC and donors
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Volcano in Indonesian erupts again, killing villagers, subliminally making everyone crave Cinnabons
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(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"When the wind's picking up you can smell it again. It's not as potent as last time, so perhaps they're masking the smell better or sealed the house where it's being grown better"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most people who go on vacation admit taking home souvenir towels, bathrobes and television sets from their hotel rooms
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(Westword)
 
 
 
"Taking action. For Denver. For our bohemian legacy. For Independent Art." And for Great Justice. But mostly for the money
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's a NASCAR doubleheader at Charlotte when the 25 drivers who didn't win compete in the Winston Open for a chance at making the All-Star Race, followed by the Truck Series kids playing the NC Education Lottery 200. It all starts at 11am ET on FS1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer Day Britain is back for a second year so on June 15, raise a pint glass of barely alcoholic, room-temperature lager that kinda tastes like dollar store pilsner spit into your mouth by a dog to whatever we were talking about
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is," This week, the Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the perfect crime...true crime, that is. What are your favorite books and who are the "must-read" authors?
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
After acquiring Supergirl, CW says 40% of its programming will be made up of superhero shows. The other 60% will be the usual mix of good looking teenagers with completely messed up love lives
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, the main storlyline for Season 5 of House of Cards will have Frank dealing with the sudden, off camera death of Claire
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The Neighbors 2: a safe space for feminism, plus mouth-to-mouth puking
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(Newser)
 
 
 
There's nothing worse than armed carjacking with a full bladder
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Braylon Edwards teaches NFL Broadcast Boot Camp. Lessons include not racing in bare feet in training camp, not driving after you've been drinking, and understanding New York essence
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Looking for a random person to carry a package on airplane for you? AirMule is the answer
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Somebody posing as the team President acquired information regarding W-2 forms for the Milwaukee Bucks, so now they can see who was making the big bucks
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As reliable as the AI turning on you in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? Are you crushing and conquering (or making friends) with aliens in Stellaris? Playing the new DOOM? Waiting for Civ VI? Tell us
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Thu May 19, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Mystery surrounds last moments of missing EgyptAir plane." People working at CNN just got goosebumps and an erection at the same time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan increasingly addicted to $2 cup noodles, which is bad economic sign that consumers are socking away all their income and won't buy anything more expensive than cup noodles, causing deflation to persist
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stephen King confirms that the Dark Tower movie will be a sequel to the books
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(NHL)
 
 
 
WCF Game 3: After taking game 2 off, can the Blues make a solid pitch at the Shark Tank? Will Cuban or O'Leary buy in? Wut? Oh *that* Shark Tank, never mind. Puck drops a little after 9pm ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Scientists have determined how we can prevent half of all cancer deaths". Meanwhile, Fark scientists are working on a way to give The Washington Post more middle fingers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man convicted of death threats against Sen. Harry Reid is now being investigated for stalking a Fox News contributor. Is that a step up?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Putin never ended the gangsterism of the 1990s, he just nationalized it." And it's no longer working
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Kobe Bryant's new shoes from Nike are called "The Black Mamba." He declines to actively market them, making it the first time in his career that he's actually going to pass
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash has risen from the dead and is stalking Peruvian schoolchildren
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton made $5 million in speaking fees last year. Income from his talks will continue to grow just as long as he remembers to not make any of his comments while under oath
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
China is *definitely* NOT taking dead bodies, marinating them, putting them in cans and then selling them in African supermarkets. Cue the Jennifer Lawrence "Yeah, O.K. thumbs up" gif
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh crap. 6000ft-ish above sea level really has an effect when drinking. I have a plane to catch. It's cheaper to drink in Utah
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Former MA governor Weld (R) expected to become the Libertarian VP, thereby making a Johnson/Weld ticket a nationally viable alternative to Trump/Lackey and Clinton/whoever
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(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Deputy County Administrator Stephen King investigates unmarked graves found at construction site
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors avoided their first two game losing streak of the season by striking the Thunder with a Super Sonic boom. Western Conference Finals tied at 1
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(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
If you're a reporter, you want to cover the news, not make the news. Especially if you make the news because you've just been arrested for taking a dump in somebody's yard while on a story
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Netflix has hired 200 linguists to make sure that audiences who speak languages other than English find Chelsea Handler's act annoying for the same reasons as the English speaking audience
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(KABC)
 
 
 
The TSA is apparently slowed down by not taking naked pictures of you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook gets busy sucking up to FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
SPLC publishes membership directory of secretive "Council For National Policy" think tank. That frantic clicking you hear may be from the legion of Wikipedia edit/reversion wars just starting
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(10 News)
 
 
 
100 million e-mail addresses and passwords stolen in LinkedIn hack. Making folks even more linked in than they intended
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve has renewed interest in hiking rates
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
AMC orders 'Heroes And Villains: The History Of Comic Books' series from 'The Walking Dead' creator Robert Kirkman
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jennifer Rubin, author of the hottest Mitt Romney Fanfic this side of Dean Chambers is breaking up with the GOP
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Welcome to America's modern day ghost town in the making
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Nobody hits 400-foot home runs while taking a knee quite like Adrian Beltre. Yes, he did it again
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Europa League Final: Liverpool vs the Kings of Europa League (Sevilla) from the cozy confines of St Jakob-Park. 2:45pm ET on Fox in the States. So you know what that means...SHUT UP ALEXI
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
People please take it easy on the Republican wingnuts that are fleeing to "redoubt" states, they're just scared and looking for a safe place to shelter themselves from the future
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
How crazy is this election going to be? First, voters in the Deep South are thinking about not voting for the (R) candidate. Now, voters in New England are reconsidering voting for the (D). Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Burger King bows to the will of the Finnish population, opens a store complete with a spa for relaxing while woofing burgers. Subby thinks eye bleach will need to be made available for people who can't handle woofing burgers with naked fat people
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
A man approaches an elderly neighbor asking to use the phone, strips naked and steals two walking canes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are you thinking of?
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(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Rolf Harris has been passing time in prison by making didgeridoos out of toilet rolls. Didgeridoos. You'll be saying that word all day now
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Network World)
 
 
 
There are more than 127,000 vendors on the App Store and only 623 are making any money
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"It was concluded that this incident was not a hate crime as originally believed, but rather a case of excessive underage drinking and extremely poor judgment on the part of many people, Marcus included"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Who deserves to win the number one pick in tonight's NBA Draft Lottery? Here are your Draft Lottery Karma Rankings
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Is Kim Kardashian really a secret agent working for the Armenian government in a plot to corrupt Iranian youth? Iran's Revolutionary Guard thinks so
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Paramedic stole Sopranos star James Gandolfini's £2,000 Rolex watch as he lay dying from a heart attack on his death bed. The crew WILL come looking for you
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(MBL.is)
 
 
 
Some Icelanders upset that their nation's Eurovision spokesperson was not 100% Viking descent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Lindsay now plans to eat the food with her 10-year-old son before deleting and blocking her date's number from her phone"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Sorry uber Tim Cook but taking a $1 billion Didi ride in Beijing to try and charm your way back into China's good graces is going to take a little more than that. Try leaving an Apple on the Chinese teachers desk
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker brings the Force with him to breakfast with Irish teen who has cancer and makes his day without breaking his idol bubble
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox's fall lineup of shows to be cancelled by January contains a not-bad looking Lethal Weapon series
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's what it's like to quit drinking, by those who've done it - or are trying
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cubs #1 and White Sox #2 in the Week 6 MLB power rankings? Truly the world is nearing the end
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Four firefighters are accused of making fake calls to 911 with emergency reports just to they can cruise around town in their spiffy fire truck
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
China's panda refuge overrun by furry, black and white, troublemaking scamps
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
To prove conspiracies American businessman bizarrely wants to raise $1 million to stage a dramatic recreation of the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, is now looking for an abandoned building and an old aircraft to buy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You can thank an unrepentant segregationist and racist for accidentally making sex discrimination illegal in the US
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New map charts rate that New Orleans is sinking
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"This is why you don't order a hot dog at Burger King"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'm the king of the wor
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
College football's preseason Top 25 revealed (aka the list that will post-season be known as "See, These Guys Don't Know WTF They're Talking About")
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(Some Veteran)
 
 
 
Know any wounded veteran from Afghanistan, Iraq or elsewhere, or are one yourself? Submit candidate for Raytheon No Barriers Warriors, hiking, rafting wilderness expedition in Grand Canyon in October 2016. (LGT details)
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Another state in India tries to go completely dry. In other possibly related news, people are making moonshine out of cannabis
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Forget about asking celebrities and politicians, Seahawks QB Russell Wilson is our new favorite commencement address speaker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Seven years ago, Richmond started paying its criminals to not commit crimes. So is it working, or not?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Animal rights activists are vowing to shut down Whacking Day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Basking in the overwhelming success of their first foray in the movie business, Nintendo is considering doing it again. Are we ready for the grittier, darker reboot of Super Mario Brothers?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Warning: Smoking may be hazardous to your health
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Bunk from "The Wire" arrested after attacking Bernie Sanders supporter. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeet
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will the Abigail make it to the alleged safety of Mexico? Will Luis prove a valuable addition to the crew? Will Junkie Depp prove his worth? Will Sea Coral be angsty? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Littlefinger and Margaery return. King Tommen seeks to free his Queen despite the High Sparrow's wishes. Will we get our Bran? Will Tyrion triumph? Will Jon Snow's vengeance be sated? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread 9PM ET on HBO
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The quest not to touch the Clarence Campbell Bowl begins tonite. Can the Sharks draw first blood on the road? Will Hitch guide the Blues on to the Stanley Cup or is he looking for work in a few games? It's the West Final Game 1 at 8pm ET. GAME ON
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
This father/son bonding experience included smoking meth, kidnapping women, tying them up, threatening them with bats and guns, and going to jail. My dad took me fishing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is dead now that Ethereum is here and Goldman Sachs is backing it
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Werewolves of London? Meh.. there are people in the city of Kingston upon Hull who are being terrorized by an 8-foot werewolf who comes out on the Old Stinker Moon to reek havoc with his foul breath
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Civil War is #1 again, raking in $73.7 million, making it Disney's third $300+ million film of the year. Money Monster is #3 with $14 million, Poltergeist remake The Darkness is #4. And the Ant-Man-less Batman V Superman is out of the top ten
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking about writing a story directed towards Memorial Day and the story would be like 'A Christmas Carol'. Any suggestions to help Subby write this epic story?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you had Donald Trump on the board for "First Modern Republican to use a racial slur on live national television," you're out a few bucks
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Wildlife Service looking to give oil companies a 30 year free pass to kill as many protected species as they wish. Oh wait. Did I say oil companies? Never mind. Carry on
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Police officer working mall security beats the hell out of teenage girl riding bike, charges her with assault. Oops, video. Charges dismissed, cop and mall sued
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The time is now to start thinking about the 2020 presidential election"
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Frightened turtle crashes through woman's windshield. No euphemisms were harmed in the making of this headline
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
The Saturday Book Club is looking for recommendations for the perfect summer novel. The kind you take to the lake or the beach or just a hammock in the backyard for some literary relaxation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study says the U.S. middle class is shrinking in metropolitan areas. Which is no real news since the middle class pretty much relocated to the suburbs back in 1965
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you're a flight attendant, taking home a few mini liquor bottles each day can really add up
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So guess which candidate is being investigated by the FEC for more than 1,500 questionable campaign donations, including taking money from foreign nationals? Bonus: FEC report is over 600 pages long
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Google is offering $20/hour to people willing to spend 6-8 hours a day working as human crash test dummies in the deserts of Arizona. And you thought self-driving cars couldn't create jobs
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pfizer says Pfark it, we are blocking drugs that could be used for lethal injections
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Fri May 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers call up former #1 draft pick Matt Bush, making him a 30-year-old rookie after a stint in the Florida Penal League
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For the first time in the history of ever, a story about East Tennessee, redneck vigilantes, and guns shockingly ends with no-one maimed or killed, and a legitimately happy ending
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'The Walking Dead's' Norman Reedus and Steven Yeun come to the rescue of car crash victims
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Citizens you are drinking more than your suggested 14 weekly units of alcohol, please do not exceed 14 weekly units of alcohol
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Four minutes of Matthew McConaughey making weird noises
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Never Trump" voters reaffirm their opposition: "Trump taking over the GOP is like Germany invading and occupying France in World War II. Those who support him are collaborators or Vichy Republicans. The rest of us are free Republicans in exile"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drumpf: We shouldn't be talking about things that happened 25 years ago. Let's talk about Bill Clinton's affairs from 19 years ago instead
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
FDIC says instances of departing employees walking out with thumb drives containing personal banking information on 160,000 U.S. residents were 'inadvertent' data breaches -- except in one case
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Ranking every Friday the 13th movie from CH CH CH CH to AH AH AH AH
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Isn't love grand when wife testifies in court her husband didn't really mean to walk up to her vehicle, try to shoot her in head as she picked up daughter from work in hospital parking lot?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Will Ripa let Strahan leave without attacking him? Will the banter be more stilted than Ripa's acting? Will Regis drop by to make it worse? It's your official Live with Kelly and Michael Discussion Thread: The Final Show, 10AM ET on ABC
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(640K of ram)
 
 
 
Collection of famous last words in underestimating the competitor. "There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share," said Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer in 2007, speaking to the USA Today. "No chance"
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican biatches are rolling over and taking it from their master, Trump
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hedgehogs no longer as widespread in England, now sticking mostly to the Green Hill Zone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Making suspensions fun again
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Cab driver doesn't read the fine print in the contract where he works where it says one must be wearing pants when driving for them and picking up female passengers
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner tries to serve the freshest possible pork chops by butchering a hog in the parking lot (slightly graphic pics)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Want to sue the Chinese company that manufactured the dog food that poisoned your pup or the dry wall that sickened your kids? Sorry, since they are partially state-owned, they are claiming "sovereign immunity" in U.S. courts, and it's working
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus, aka Daryl from The Walking Dead, is getting his own reality show where he travels the country on a motorcycle with other famous people like Peter Fonda and does cool stuff. God willing we don't lose Fonda to the zombies this season
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because nothing instills self-esteem in a young teen girl quite like taking her to a salon so she can get all that ugly, disgusting, boy-repelling peach fuzz removed from her arms. "You want to give them every opportunity to feel confident"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Billboard companies are rejecting an atheist group advertisement mocking a Noah's Ark themed amusement park as "Genocide and Incest Park: Celebrating 2,000 years of myths"
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis seen licking road at scene of horrific accident
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Meet Suzy and Joe. She's a free-spirited sexagenarian who questioned authority and owned a jazz club in old Detroit. He's a free-thinking creative entrepreneur looking to people like himself to help revive Detroit. How will these two EVER get along?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Traveler Anthony Bourdain confirms he never eats airplane food, brings his own onboard, preferably BBQ ribs, or else orders cheese and shiatload of port. "Don't drink at your hotel. Find out where the people who work at your hotel do their drinking"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
So THAT'S why the prisoners keep asking for the meatloaf
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Five terror suspects caught after they were seen trying to pull a King Arthur move from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
When Prince (RIP) turned an episode of "New Girl" into "Kicking Off The Kardashians"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Boy explains he shone laser pen at police helicopter after his PlayStation stopped working. Seems reasonable
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Like an elderly lady of the night, the Panama Canal is still working
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It happens; you forget a suitcase on the side of the road. Then all of London goes into a panic, thinking it's a bomb left by ISIS
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I go about breaking the fart barrier with my SO?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says he is no longer taking photographs with fans because it makes him feel like a zoo animal. Wait, do they keep jackasses in zoos?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Why sticking two elevators in one shaft isn't just a good idea, it might be the greatest idea ever
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the "double-bird" from Vincente Fox, former President of Mexico. Am looking forward to Trump mooning him back
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cult classic film from the 1990s is making a comeback on 700 big screens across the country. But wait, there's more. This screening has live commentary from RiffTrax
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Lhakpa Sherpa, the all-time greatest female mountaineer on Mount Everest, can look back proudly on her six successful summits of the world's highest peak--well, when she's on break while working her houskeeping job in Connecticut, anyway
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Tue May 10, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Air traveler lets her fingers do the walking, and the feds are now involved
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Because it is never too early, here are your Week-21 Power Rankings for the 2016 NFL Season. WHAR GRAF WHAR JAKE?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lebron James is no longer the King of the NBA; please pass the crown over to the first unanimous MVP
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While your retirement fund was eeking out a few percentage points, 2015's top Hedge Fund Managers were making close to $1B each to play roulette with your money
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has spent millions installing traffic cameras, even making them viewable on the internet. Florida: They can't record
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Flame-eating topless clown sues the NYPD for wrecking her circus career ....because reasons (Not safe for work)
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
VR company THE VOID is bringing their expertise to The Ghostbusters movie, so you can fight ghosts right next the Ghostbusters themselves. Or, yell at them for making a terrible movie in the safest way possible
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Once Upon a Time managed to piss everyone off with Sunday's episode and shocking death [WARNING: SPOILER]
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Leech therapy making a comeback. Witch dunking still waiting for its triumphant return
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bud Grant's annual yard sale and its Twitter feed keep getting more awesome: "We will have Moss Vikings stuff #$traightCa$hHomie". Early birds will be forced to run gassers until Bud's good and ready to sell
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(Draken Expedition)
 
 
 
Largest modern Viking ship ever built now pillaging its way across the North Atlantic en route to traditional stomping grounds in Iceland, Greenland and Minnesota
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stephen King won't let editors or a 140-character limit stop him from expressing his feelings about Donald Trump. Dad-a-chuck, did-a-chum
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Man goes to prison for making alcoholic beverages infused with exotic animals - When wheat and grapes just won't do, reach for a Lionbraw
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(Newser)
 
 
 
11-year-old receives unauthorized "haircut" at carnival
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Leaked Panama papers reveal Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's election campaign was financed by Saudi King Salman bin Abdulaziz. U.S. still restricted to financing Israel's military only
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Judith Miller, the former NYTimes reporter who more than anyone else made the Iraq war possible by uncritically "reporting" all the "intel" on Saddam's WMD programs that Dick Cheney fed her, criticizes reporters for "drinking the Trump kool-aid"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The media is definitely not coddling Trump, but he did get angry at a reporter for asking a question instead of immediately congratulating him
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"This woman thing has gotten way out of control," says Jan Brewer, who demands fewer female political candidates because it's no longer making her special
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this toll taking
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
College student, naked from the waist down, bursts into pastor's house and punches "Father Jon" over 30 times in the face, perhaps mistaking him for Papa John
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Somebody just had a 'perfect game' in Donkey Kong, now is seeking to get an actual life
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia and Travis escape the pirates? Will Junkie Depp and Strand get more than five minutes of screen time? Will Madison continue to take charge? Why was this renewed? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
After the shocking events of last week, change is afoot in Westeros. Will Ramsay's gift be fatal? What awaits in the Tower of Joy? What awaits Arya in the House of Black and White? It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mexican Congresswoman wants to ban internet memes, internet responds by making memes out of her
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(Web Urbanist)
 
 
 
Developing story: Hundreds of abandoned Fotomat kiosks still stand in suburban parking lots
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
AC/DC's new lead singer Hotblack Desiato seems to be working out okay after all
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Mr. Warmth turns 90. What are you looking at, Hockey Puck?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Increasingly desperate, Sanders turns to attacking "corporate media" in an interview with...um...corporate media
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Captain America: Civil War tops the box office with $174 million, easily overtaking Batman V Superman, which thuds to #10 with $1.2 million. Zootopia's #5, $3.3 million just put its gross higher than DC's stinkfest. And Mother's Day bombed at #3
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
The only thing cooler than looking through a kaleidoscope is watching one being made
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
The Saturday Fark Book Club is looking for recommendations on biographies. You know, well-written books about real people who did real things in the real world. What's your favorite, or what are you looking forward to reading next?
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing, just Yasiel Puig hanging out at the top of the CN Tower, 1,100 feet high, taking an intentional walk
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"An important factor in the West's obesity epidemic is our primal drive to eat is at odds with the modern abundance of high-calorie foods. 3-D food printing could offer a way of resolving this battle by making healthy foods seem more palatable"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chip cards are taking over, so hackers do the right thing and try to steal identities beforehand
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Director of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" video (and a few other things) to turn Stephen King's "The Mist" into a 10-part miniseries on Spike
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sadiq Khan elected mayor of London, making London the first Western capital city with a Muslim mayor. Unless you count Istanbul, or Madrid. Or Lisbon. I'll come in again
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Pls let ppl with connections off the plane first, I got a connecting flight #KingsLanding wit continuing service to #TheWall
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Raptors even their series with the Heat despite poor shooting and almost blowing two late leads. That's the sound of Vegas taking the odds off the board for Cleveland's next round series against one of these two
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(Science & Development)
 
 
 
New documents show that tobacco companies championed the fight against AIDS in developing countries so nobody would look at the health data from smoking
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is Voldemort on a cat's rear end
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for attacking boyfriend's testicles confessed, "I tried to rip his balls off"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Making a REAL Jagerbomb is much more satisfying than drinking it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters begin their shift to backing Hillary by jeering her off the stage
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Libertarians say their ideas would work if people would just stop farking things up. Communists to respond with "We hear you, brothers"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer fails Biology 101 by mistaking a stray bear for a 'puppy'
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(Canada Newswire)
 
 
 
Canadian beer is like making love in a canoe
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Someone explains why they are team Iron Man with a deep, thought provoking analysis of make believe politics. (possible spoilers)
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Since its creation in 1890, the bat on the Bacardi label always had its head turned looking left. Until 2010 when it was turned right to symbolize the bat looking over the horizon at what's to come
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So is it really time to start panicking about the Zika virus yet? Or should we wait until it pushes Donald Trump out of the top of the newscast?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"But where Civil War is colorful and fun, Batman v. Superman is dour and dark. Where Civil War showcases the able filmmaking of the Russo brothers, Batman v. Superman reminds us that Zack Snyder is a stylist who can't tell a story"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When taking a selfie of you and a 126-year-old statue, make sure you hold your phone at the right angle, you have adequate natural light, and you don't accidentally knock the statue over
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady releases a $200 cookbook, with a foreword by Peter King detailing the best uses for warm buttermilk
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Thu May 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It appears that Craig Wright may not be the REAL Satoshi Nakamoto after all. The real Satoshi Nakamoto is now rumored to be retired and living like a king in Patagonia
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man buys repossessed three-year-old Ford Mustang at auction looking to flip it for an easy profit. What he did not know was that he purchased the rare Cheech & Chong special edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
California raises minimum age to buy tobacco to 21, making it harder for teens to buy smokes, just like it's almost impossible for them to get beer
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office is looking for a suspect who stole $974 worth of Gillette razors from a Tampa CVS. With your help, deputies hope to recover all 12 stolen razors
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Stand by for ATAT fall, Titanfall developer is working on a Star Wars game
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(Google)
 
 
 
I'm sitting in a school parking lot and hearing gunshot after gunshot. Who builds a firing range next to a school?
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(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
King of Righteousness has been arrested for selling crack. Also, he was accompanied by a trout
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In analysis of college student sleep patterns, students at higher-ranking colleges hit the hay at 1 AM, but most everyone gets a regular 7 hours. "I haven't seen anything like this before"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rumer Willis blasts photographers for making her jaw smaller; this is the same Rumer Willis who paid thousands of dollars to a plastic surgeon for making her jaw smaller
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
10 year old Finnish boy wins $10,000 reward for finding Instagram bug, while subby stares at the VCR whose clock has been blinking for the last 20 years
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(LocalGov (UK))
 
 
 
People aged 65 and over are drinking way more, because what the hell else is there to do all day?
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The South shall not rise again. In fact, it's sinking into the mantle
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is there a moral compulsion to work hard, even at a job you hate? Does slacking off make me an edgy, wordly dude - or an irresponsible idiot?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're stuck in a rut, you've got a pet duck, your story is lacking, but all you hear is quacking. Welcome to the Fark Writers Thread, where all your dreams get turned into terrible, awful, not-very good slash-fic. THIS is Fark's Writers Thread
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Humon Ted Cruz indicates that he will not seek revenge on the humons for failing to make him king by initiating the hug
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The '80s band ABC is still around, taking out suicide bombers in Cameroon
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Radiohead's 'Burn the Witch' stop motion video is both gorgeous and scary. Enjoy the nightmare
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Software Update Bricks $286 Million Japanese Satellite. Apple & Microsoft seen taking notes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Breaking news: J.J. Hardy's foot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In West Virginia, if you want to share your voting experience on social media, you'll have to find some way other than taking a photo in the voting booth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After another disappointing earnings report, GNC announces it has retained advisors to consider all options including selling the company or taking once-daily Super Mega Earnings Booster Pro vita pack supplements
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon fouled off a pitch at 101.9 mph, swung out of his helmet and tossed 8 shutout innings, striking out 7. All in a day's work for the oldest player in MLB
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old falls from huge window. Picking the right college gets harder and harder every year. (Caption on video)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
50 Cent films himself mocking airport janitor for being high. Turns out he's disabled. The janitor, that is. Not Fiddy
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings to interview Charlotte assistant coach and Knicks legend Patrick Ewing for their head coaching job, hoping he can develop malcontent DeMarcus Cousins into top-tier center
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Note to Mike Pelfrey: Umpires making 'out' calls are not actually offering fist bumps. We appreciate the player-umpire diplomacy, though
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
All right, stop, collaborate and listen: down in the sewers, the damp makes it glisten. Four bad dudes eating pizza nightly, taught by a rat who's old yet sprightly. Left in the 90s, my career is crap - that's why I'm making turtle rap
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Quietly, Klay Thompson is making opponents forget about Stephen Curry. His 21 3-pointers in three games is making Curry's knee heal up real nice
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(Network World)
 
 
 
'Working robots' are cool until they're doing your job
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There is taking exception to a goal celebration and then there is 33 (ish) people taking exception
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(BBC-US)
 
Boobies
 
Taking a break from discovering unmeltable chocolate & how herring communicate, scientists actually make a major breakthrough in determining the cause of breast cancer
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Selfie Taking 101: When posing with a pistol, do not confuse the button on your camera phone with the trigger on your gun
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which featured pirates, flashbacks, stupid decisions, and a guy floating thanks to a balloon. It's like the worst remake of Gilligan's Island ever conceived. This show just hates its audience
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Darrell "Terminator" Issa will not stop. He is now looking at "violations" involving Clinton coordinating her activities and Bill's activities and Chelsea's activities in the Clinton Foundation...and the investigation could last until 2017
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blondie's Debbie Harry attends NYC party looking like she hasn't aged a day
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Taking a trip to Ibiza this summer? Bad news - They've just banned drinking in the street ... and that includes water
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp and Strand keep bonding? Will Sea Coral do something dumb? Will Alicia ride a bike? Find out in Blood in the Streets [THEY'RE ON A BOAT. STREETS, NOT WATER?] It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Among casualties of Japan earthquakes: the winding Road of Laputa, so nicknamed because of its striking resemblance to road in classic Hayao Miyazaki anime. "It was a holy ground for motorcyclists"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump clearly feels threatened by Secretary Clinton's qualifications to be president so he's attacking her for being a woman. That's what weak men do." Elizabeth Warren drops mic
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Be forewarned, Americans: Lyme disease is a... ticking time bomb
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
This article had an important message, but I was so busy clicking the submit button that I forgot what it was
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 20 hours of Information Technology Infrastructure Library training. Okay, someone tell me what the heck I'm looking at. Looks vaguely British. Maybe not a bad thing. (Sponsored Link)
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Sat April 30, 2016
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Please help Ultrafarker Wookiemonster's friend Meagan who was victim of an carjacking gone awry. They got the carjacker, so that's good
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hotshot: You're screaming in German and attacking a table with a hatchet, but the table won't break. What do you do? Why, you steal all the microphones to give to youths in prison. Duh
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
So, Tom Clancy's Jack Ryan is still a thing, and Amazon is making a series based on the character and his exploits. And they've gotten John Krasinski to portray Ryan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC's Four Seasons restaurant tells all employees that they won't be working this summer, fall, winter, spring
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(The Atlas Society)
 
 
 
Grab your martinis, your fancy gadgets, and your best disguises: this week in the Saturday Morning Book Thread we're looking for the best spy thrillers. Share your favorites...and feel free to chime in on proper martini preparation, too
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Instead of drinking beer this summer, why not try pulque, kvass, or palm wine? Then again, you could just drink beer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you get lost hiking in North Carolina and wind up in New Zealand, maybe hiking isn't your thing
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
This might wreck all that you think you know about horned-helmeted Vikings
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The weirdest looking jellyfish you'll likely see today
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google patents electronic device that would be injected into your freaking eyeball. Yeah, sure... people will be lined up around the block for that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
First you get sucker-punched for looking like Shia LaBeouf, then you get a loving voicemail from the man himself
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NC Governor Pat McCrory on his infamous bathroom bill: "I don't even know why we're talking about this." Wait... is "Pat" a boys name or a girl's name? Maybe we should check
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Bernie? Bernie Who?" laughs Hillary Clinton; flicking her cigarette butt at Sanders supporters, and haphazardly backing her Tesla up over your grandma to get access to Goldman Sachs' cash vaults. "It's back to business as usual around here, boys"
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
First leaked set photos reveal that someone is actually, really, finally making a Dark Tower movie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montana county looking to dispose Cold War-era commode kits, since they have no reason to go on keeping those things
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Obama's hypocritical drug policy is his Iran-Contra, which was Reagan's Watergate, which was Nixon's Waterloo, which was Napoleon's Battle of Hastings, which was King Harold's Calvary, which was Jesus' Troy, which was
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(Amarillo Globe-News)
 
 
 
Brown in Texas? Speaking another language on a bus? All while wearing a turban? That's a 30 hour detention
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Man drives a stolen car, jumps into the Ohio River, and after going to the hospital he runs away naked from there. Police think he may be now looking for a duel with Florida Man
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man parks his car behind police van, raises his trunk to block the speed camera, celebrates by walking to the pub
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
I did it to teach my son right from wrong. And also to try and move up in the world ranking for a chance at the title this fall (w/ video)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you spend so much time and money looking for a prom dress and then go to the event just to be asked to leave because it is 'too revealing'?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Rovi is buying Tivo for $1.1 billion, the bigger entertainment industry shakeup no one is talking about
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colombia has legalized same-sex marriage, making it the fourth Latin American country to do so
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Wichita police looking for a thief who stole $1,000 worth of Blue Man Suits. Includes helpful surveillance photo of suspect carrying Blue Man Laundry Basket
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After 52 2/3 innings, Jake Arrieta's scoreless streak ends, making it the second longest in MLB history. ERA balloons up to a barely respectable 1.00
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
While your over-the-hill DH was striking out three times, Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright was hitting a bases-clearing triple
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: So you're looking to impress with a nice dish to serve to some special guests. What's your go to? Wow us.. Here's your chance. And.. no, not just booze
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(Some Entrepeneur)
 
 
 
Have you ever owned a bar or pub? Subby is tired of working the cubicle life and wants to dive into lifelong dream but needs all the help he can get. LGT page with the usual advice
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore takes personal responsibility for his ethics probe. Just kidding, he blamed the gays for attacking his marriage
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Damnit, someone invent a working version of the Ant-Man suit. I want to ride on this Lego railroad
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(Herald Standard)
 
 
 
Spain's king says no political party has enough support to form a government. World leaders immediately ask: Was he talking about Spain or the U.S.?
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(Anand Tech)
 
 
 
The standard 3.5mm headphone jack is obsolete. Intel proposes DRM-compliant HDCP over USB3, because making everyone buy new headphones, cables, and car stereos with Intel chips would place an Intel DAC closer to the speakers. Yeah, let's go with that
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(Outside Online)
 
Video
 
POV video of a climber kayaking to an Irish sea stack, then engaging in a whole lotta NOPE
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The secret ingredient in making great wine? Cow skulls. Lots of cow skulls
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I wouldn't say we are out there looking for it," says 49er GM of possible Kaepernick trade, "Not out loud. But we are obviously extremely desperate at this point"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Cooking with IBM's Watson (and Albert): Meatballs and Whipped Cream
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Reebok makes "Alien Day" shoes mimicking the ones Ripley wore in the movie - but not in women's sizes
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
AC/DC fans who bought tickets hoping to see the band and instead learned that Brian Johnson was retired and Axl Rose was taking over, there is some good news: You can be issued full refunds and spend your money on a good singer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sam Bradford is looking for a trade, so why not trade him to the other side of Pennsylvania and be a backup to Ben Roethlisberger?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Sacramento Kings have introduced new logos, and will pay for some people to get it tattooed on them
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Because you were asking for a $400 hair dryer, Dyson has you covered. No word on scrotum compatibility
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Disney cruise ship rescues three federal fugitives at sea. Must now choose between working in diamond mine, being trapped in a lamp or being turned into pumpkins as punishment
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Noted scientist and star of Sidekicks Chuck Norris is really sad and upset that no one is taking his nonsensical ramblings about chemtrails seriously
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot gamer girl banned from live streaming gameplay following a deluge of complaints. Presumably from people who missed her flashing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky schools are delighted to have done what no other school system has achieved: "bring itself up from the very bottom of the barrel in education rankings to the middle of the pack"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The media industry is a hulking, stupid, slow moving beast that has little awareness about its threats and surrounding environs
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Law enforcement raids home loaded with different drugs including a meth lab. Fark: the home's owner is a Republican fundraiser currently working for Senator John McCain
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's looking more and more like there won't be a contested GOP convention after all. Which means it'll be Trump vs Clinton this fall. So...what should we expect in the matchup between the Tangerine Tornado and Secretary Pantsuit?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rather than have Kelly Ripa picking on him for the next five months, Michael Strahan decides to leave "Live with Kelly and Michael" in May instead of September
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
New iPhone 7 won't have "many attractive selling points." Other than making people feel much cooler than those still using an iPhone 6
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Woman calls around to area Burger Kings at 3 A.M. to fulfill dying grandma's wish of a Double Whopper. It's far too dusty to wonder "Where Is Your God Now?"
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
CO2 is making Earth greener. Too bad about the rising seas
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
The military is planning to cure PTSD by hacking soldiers' gut bacteria. Still makes more sense than the F-35 program
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Spanking causes worse behavior ... but better daddy issues
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"What I learned by waking up at 4:30 a.m. for 21 days." In related news, there's a 4:30 in the morning now
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(BGR)
 
 
 
The CEO of Ferrari just drove a Tesla, and he was so impressed with self-driving electric cars that the company will consider developing one. Just farking with you, he called it a crime against cars: "You'll have to shoot me before we ever build one"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Margaret Thatcher's former press secretary deflects Hillsborough criticism when he unveils two of the most breathtaking eyebrows ever seen
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists one step closer to eliminating the deadliest form of brain tumor. Unclear if shrinking the tumors will leave irreversible brain damage or if patients will still support the Steelers
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman refuses to talk to cop while walking down the road so then she crawls under a semi and then the cop grabs her and Tases her but she shakes it off so more cops arrive and they Tase her again and again but she still doesn't talk
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you today, for your viewing pleasure: "John Kasich Eats" (No babies, women or vaginal wands were injured in the making of this slideshow)
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
The U.S. should evaluate its current lineup of stodgy looking paper money. One place to start is the international beauty contest of paper money, won this year by New Zealand
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You know The Walking Dead is a scary show when even Lego can't make it cute and cuddly. But then again can baseball bats wrapped in razor wire ever be cute and cuddly?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woolworths facing $2.5 million fine for baking bread and roasting chickens too early on Anzac Day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Seeking financial security? Then move to the...Midwest?
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Half of all males in Western Europe "descended from one man." Best Who Do You Think You Are? episode ever
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(Today)
 
 
 
Supermom win humblebrag triathlon with claims of hiding a pregnancy to get a promotion, attending all the school events while working full time, and juggling a side business
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony is making a sequel to Goosebumps because there are no good original ideas left
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Man with a hidden camera tries to mock and belittle a Target employee by asking if he can use the women's bathroom. The employee said, "Sure" and the conservative ambush joke fell flat
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Thong thief caught on camera entering woman's home, taking her underwear
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German town installs ground traffic lights for people looking at their smartphones. Human interaction officially falls to zero
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan left Live because Kelly Ripa was picking on him. No. Seriously
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Goose flies into power lines, knocking them down. School bus driver runs bus into downed wires. Then, as we say, it gets weird
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(Paso Robles Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen discovers "e" stands for "explosive" when his e-cigarette blows up, knocking out teeth and putting a hole in his tongue. Never buy Acme brand e-cigs
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Mon April 25, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs now offering online banking for the other 99 percent
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Japanese theme park to introduce full-blown "robot kingdom" of 200 automatons, letting guests experience life in a world of service robots devoted to your convenience and pleasure. Didn't we see this movie?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Ducks get past the Preds, or will Nashville force a Game 7? And speaking of Game 7, it's all down to one game for the Blackhawks and Blues. NHL Playoff Monday: two games, tons of intrigue. (8 and 8:30pm, CNBC and NBCSN)
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Widows have less stress and frailty than women whose husbands are still alive. And everyone thought that Hillary Clinton was looking so tired and worn from her presidential campaign
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Openly talking with a Pennsylvania House candidate? That's a gangland-style execution
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Tourist killed by train while stalking legendary 'Goatman' monster on Kentucky railroad bridge
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