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Tue February 21, 2017
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brazilian striker Ronaldo went legend in 2002 World Cup for his absurd haircut, reveals he got it to distract media from asking about his groin injury
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
If the Illinois football team doesn't find a quarterback next season, they might be looking for a refund on Lovie Smith's coaching stint
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Hellenic Financial Stability Fund is looking for new leadership after burning through five executives in nine months. Resumes should include an ode to Grecian urnings
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(SportsChump)
 
 
 
So this means we can finally stop talking about Durant and Westbrook, right?
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas goes all-in on Trump, with nearly 90% of Republicans thinking he's doing a perfect job. Fark: Half of them think Putin is the bestest, and walks on water
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, John McCain is a maverick in name only and has backed all of Trump's decisions with his votes
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Walking Dead recap meets the spiked walker Winslow and new teaser for next week
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Turnsa out you can cobble together a functional camera using little more than 32,000 drinking straws
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump hoping Bannon picks his National Security Adviser soon because he's sick of the fake media asking him about it
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Pelicans: "We got rid of Buddy Hield and are adding Demarcus Cousins to our lineup." The Kings: "Check out these magic beans we got"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Judge "blown away" by Catholic Church funding defence of paedophile priest. Ummm, are we not doing *phrasing* anymore? Just checking
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The gay agenda has infiltrated the NSA, the CIA and the FBI. no word yet on vampires taking over Wall Street or the werewolves hiding out in the EPA. Fark needs a 'conspiracy theory' tag
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Sun February 19, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Father Gabriel betray Rick and company to The Saviors? Will Carol and Daryl have a bittersweet reunion? Will Ezekiel ally himself with Hilltop? Find out in New Best Friends. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Live from the Smoothie King Center in New Orleans, it's the best dunkers, travelers, and dribblers of the NBA. This is your 66th NBA All-Star Game LIVE at 8 p.m. Eastern
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
In any list of unnerving scenarios aboard a commercial plane, right at the top is looking out your window and seeing fighter jets
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1878, Thomas Edison patents the phonograph, immediately starts working on autotune
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for the best theme songs of all time. It could be from a movie, a TV show, or even the boombox you played as you entered the basketball court when you were 14
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Three - Three FBI probes into Russian election hacking scandal. Ah, ah, ah
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The Conspiracy To Impeach Trump: It's not the lefty Dems who are taking aim, it's traditional conservatives. With an agenda and the power to make him disappear"
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Sat February 18, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Husband and wife members of Russian parliament defect to Ukraine, threaten to blow whistle on Putin machine's inner workings. No word yet on how much polonium FSB plans to use on them
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Tag is for the contractor whose workers gutted the wrong house: He offered to buy the house or at least restore it to its prior condition. (Fail tag's looking for that Nathan Fillion gif.)
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(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
A bunch of guys you've never heard of are going to drive at speeds approaching 200 MPH and probably run into each other in lieu of braking when the ARCA Series season begins with the Lucas Oil Complete Engine Treatment 200 at Daytona, 4 PM ET on FS1
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. household debt climbed to its highest total in a decade. Even Congress is asking Americans if they've ever heard of a budget
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Looking back on the difficult journey of Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
State Department? We don't need no stinking State Department
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Homeschoolers revolt over a Republican bill which would give them federal funds for teaching their children at home, but only after they tell the government that they're teaching their children at home
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Need some breaking MLB news? Colorado Rockies are wearing a new shade of purple this year
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Las Vegas introduces the nation's first Champagne vending machine. Perfect for making a toast after your 2 AM wedding
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Here are the most stable NFL franchises ranked. Of course you can figure out who is number one but a fallen dynasty from the past bottoms out the rankings. Discuss
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Michael Jordan. Enjoy these old photos of MJ looking really cool at MLB Spring Training
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(NFL)
 
 
 
King Dunlap arrested for violating a protective order. Because if there's something that makes you feel safe from a 6'9" 331-lb angry man, it's a sheet of paper
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Odds of Tiger Woods winning a major golf tournament this year are now at 20 to 1. The odds of anyone actually taking that bet have been set at 1,000 to 1
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Fri February 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fake news caused China to declare war on Germany. farking CNN
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Nothing to do on Thursday night? Why not go to Burger King and impersonate an FBI agent?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The undocumented immigrants rounded up by ICE recently include very few blind-orphan single moms working three jobs while learning astrophysics, and rather a lot of rapists, drug dealers and drunk drivers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to hate taking tests in school, and now you do it for fun? It's the Fark Friday Weird News Quiz
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Washington Post Editor says they would be covering President Hillary Clinton just as aggressively and energetically as they do with Trump. Except that they would be using pom poms, wine coolers and a Carole King soundtrack
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Lolsassin was allegedly duped into offing Kim Jong Nam, thinking it was just a hidden camera prank show
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Demented hate muppet Pat Robertson says "God is working on behalf of Trump." When asked for comment, God was unavailable
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep. Seth Moulton: "General Mattis may resign because Trump is so farking insane"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fake news writer who took credit for putting Trump in the White House now says he regrets taking credit for putting Trump in the White House
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump: everything everywhere is ruined forever and its all Obama's fault. Everyone else: WTF are you talking about, Donnie?
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Thu February 16, 2017
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
You know what GTA 5 needs? A mod that lets you play as characters from "The Lion King". (With video)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even Joe Scarborough thinks that the WSJ is bending over backwards to parrot the administration's talking points instead of doing actual journalism
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump usually makes his saving throw against scandal, but if you keep attacking with the same story you might get a hit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Kremlin ordered state media to cut way back on their fawning coverage of President Donald Trump, because it's making Putin look bad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nikki Haley latest federal diplomat to have to walk behind Trump picking up his turds
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nearly 56,000 bridges called structurally deficient. Have a safe trip home, and would you mind looking at the road as you drive instead of reading this damn headline
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Miss Beazley and Sven get cooking in the kitchen, and the Westminster Dog Show penalizes Hot Dog for using underinflated chew toys, tonight on Riverdale CW 9PM EST
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Amazon and Google locked in an epic struggle for the groundbreaking technological future of...home phones?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google Boss Sundar Pinchai writes back to 7-year old girl who wrote to him asking for a job, notes she lacks the 5 years advanced coding experience they usually require of new hires and that she is probably too old for their internship program
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's friend just released a new single and is asking for folks to give him a listen. How does he sound to y'all?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire in Disneyland parking structure burns 8 cars, causes $180,000 in damage. Which was still less than the cost of the owners' theme park tickets, concessions and souvenirs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump "wrestles with a crush of crises". Why if only...wait a sec, IS THAT LINDA MCMAHON'S MUSIC? BAH GAWD KING
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Welp. I just spent $500 on tickets to see Dan TDM live for my 10-year-old and a friend. F$*king Youtube, am I right? How is your day going?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Science teacher proposes to math teacher in front of class filled with 5th graders. With video of 5th graders freaking out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: ICE detains undocumented woman. News: At courthouse, while seeking restraining order against abusive boyfriend. Holy F*ck: Likely based on tip from abusive boyfriend
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Billionaire friend of Trump with no intelligence experience to lead review of intelligence agencies. No word yet on whether dunking stools will be in use
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For many years the GOP guarded against flip floppers.... before the dark times ... before the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
What acclaimed film directors actually watch when no one's looking
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man with nothing better to do for a few hours spends it blocking the view of police speed camera vans on the highway: "People have been loving it. One person got in touch and said: 'Not all heroes wear capes'" (pic)
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(Nature)
 
 
 
USPTO rules that UC Berkeley can patent hacking DNA with CRISPR, but MIT can patent hacking your DNA with CRISPR
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Wed February 15, 2017
(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
A season pass to see the LA Chargers will cost $70 per game--just to park in the parking lot
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is kicking off his 2020 campaign with a rally this weekend. Luckily, he doesn't have anything important to do
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
President Trump will make Melbourne stop this Saturday, marking third trip to FL since inauguration, raising the question: When will he visit Disney World?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump complains that Flynn would still be working for him if no one knew what Flynn had been up to
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Are you a GM thinking about signing Tony Romo? It could be the last mistake you ever make
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn's replacement has arrived
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(Eastern Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Lloyd's of London bans daytime drinking among staff, to the fury of staff: "Will they tell us to go to bed earlier soon too?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Netanyahu keeps mentioning explosions at Trump conference. Surprisingly not talking about Trump's administration
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(UPI)
 
 
 
84 years ago today, an anarchist leveled his pistol very close to the parade route of president-elect Roosevelt. Read how the quick-thinking reaction of a petite woman foiled the would-be assassin
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The Left's latest talking point "what did the President know and when did he know it?" It's the same question the boot-licking propagandists in the media refused to pummel Obama with, when it came to Benghazi and Operation Fast and Furious
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Makers of FTL making a turn-based mech vs Kaiju game? Tell my wife I love her. Who am I kidding, she left sometime before I unlocked the crystal ship
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Tue February 14, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians looking for love in all the wrong places. Namely online
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese navy reports that one of their sailors fell off minesweeper into sea. Experts recommend looking for angry birds diving into ocean solitaire
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google's self-driving-car engineers were paid so much money that they retired, and now Google is looking for new self-driving-car engineers
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Uploaded cellphone footage of rats frolicking in your McDonald's? Ba da ba ba ba, you're fired
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cavs are regretting not making the Carmelo Anthony for Kevin Love trade right now
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What triggers a TSA search: a) anything in your bags b) looking brown c) jesus you have bags and are brown, get out the latex gloves
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Study links working more than 39 hours a week to poor mental health. So Trump has that going for him
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"A source close to the president, who was not there but had knowledge of the situation, told me that Trump was going around tables during dinner asking guests what he should do about Priebus and Spicer" Gee, wonder where these leaks keep coming from
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dam evacuees may not return home for f*cking two weeks. Shiat
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Remember when Michael Flynn did all those Trump rallies talking about how Hillary thought she was above the law? Well, Hillary sure does. Mikey could be in the greybar hotel for the rest of his short and moronic days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Smoking the hippy lettuce for half a century will change your life. I guarantee it
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Burger King is offering an adult "Happy Meal" for Valentine's Day with adult toys and a happy ending
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thinking they really have a chance Calexit supporters hold a forum and signature drive to get the issue on the 2018 state ballot
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(Comet TV)
 
 
 
The 24 best film and TV adaptations of Stephen King literary works. In other news, Stephen King's literature has more than 24 film and TV adaptations
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good: surviving a violent carjacking. Better: being brave enough to testify in court. Best: forgiving your attackers. Detroit: who are somehow set free and no one knows why
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Add drinking milk to the list of things that "alt-right" Nazi asshats are trying to ruin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pleasant walking path
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Patriots, already making plans for Superbowl LII, trademark the phrase 'Blitz for Six'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well now, this could get interesting: The tribes opposing the Dakota Access Pipeline are back in court, but this time not just arguing that the pipeline could contaminate their drinking water, but that building it violates their religious freedoms [link fixed]
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House bill to "reform" Dodd-Frank would end the CFPB's Consumer Education division, take away the Bureau's ability to act against "unfair,abusive or deceptive" practices of banks, and remove their consumer complaint tracking..you know for freedom
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says the SNL skit portraying her as a Fatal Attraction-esque stalker trying to get on the news with Jake Tapper is sexist, thanks her legion of supporter for backing her up
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pelicans' Buddy Hield grabs Kings' DeMarcus Cousins by groin, gets ejected. Most painful sack of the year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman to Trump: STFU and GBTW. If only current Republican Congresspeople would start talking like this, stuff might actually get done
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough goes unhinged after seeing Stephen Miller's Sunday Morning talk show performances, calling him a "horrendous embarrassment" who gave the "worst performance ever." Guess ol' Joe has finally hit his breaking point
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's episode of The Walking Dead, which seemed to force a lot of dialogue and rushed decisions on the audience [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Great Caesar's ghost, even Perry White acknowledges that Marvel is kicking DC's butt on the silver screen
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
UK might have to start asking directions again because of Brexit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"As Mar-a-Lago's wealthy members looked on from their tables, Trump and Abe's evening meal quickly morphed into a strategy session, the decision-making on full view to fellow diners." But can you imagine the security risk of it had been via email?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If immigration is cut due to Brexit, the average Briton will have to work until he or she is in the mid-70s before retirement is even achievable
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will Rick and his entourage escape Negan's clutches? Will Carol and Ezekiel come roaring to the rescue? Will the show tone down its bloody repetitiveness? Find out in Rock in the Road. It's your Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're planning on killing your wife and daughter to collect on a $1.5 million insurance policy don't text your ex-boss asking him to help
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Strangely-shaped new wine glass fits the contour of your face to intensify the taste. Supposedly better than just drinking out of a paper bag
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the perfect romantic song to get in the proper mood
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Trump has been telling lies about his Muslim ban
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Sat February 11, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Rosie O'Donnell make the internet's dreams come true by portraying Steve Bannon? Will Alec Baldwin send Trump into a Twitter meltdown? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread 11:30pm ET as Baldwin hosts for a record-breaking 17th time
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman's love life so sad she agrees to go on blind date chosen by matchmaking octopus
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Herald offers up their carefully researched, ground breaking Valentine advice: booze, food, spend money, have sex
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(Some Duffer)
 
 
 
Photoshop this familiar looking golfer
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
At this rate, Trump will be taking a group photo with approximately two of the New England Patriots
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(Good Reads)
 
 
 
Saddle up, Space Marines, this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're looking for the best military science fiction books
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Harbin zoo blames bad camera angle for making their ferocious tigers look 'chubby'
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Walking Dead' trailer for Sunday night's return reveals rising up ain't gonna be easy
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
$29 Airbnb special: "Perfect for the intrepid traveler who enjoys living on the edge. Provides a unique glimpse into life in a working-class, low-income neighborhood, a mismanaged Midwest city, and decades of urban decay"
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Fri February 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As we reach the halfway point in the NBA season, it's now time to name the 12 highlights and lowlights, ranging from the streaking Miami Heat to the embarrassing group called the New York Knicks
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Taking Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull as a warning, museum shuts down Shia LaBeouf art installation before he ruins everything
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(The Fiji Times)
 
 
 
Unintended consequence of 2008's The Incredible Hulk movie: It's making Hummers cool again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay will now review what you call food on f*cking Twitter, you donkey
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(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
TSA finds sword in walking cane of woman who's somewhere between 80 years old and immortal
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
With "Die Quickly" not working out well to replace the ACA this bootstrappy lawmaker would like to try life coaches for all
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Obituary from A.) beloved father of the year or B.) other, "an example of bad parenting combined with mental illness and a complete commitment to drinking, drugs, womanizing and being generally offensive"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article 1, Section 9, Clause 8: no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The 'Cash Me Outside' girl is obviously from Florida and shockingly also has a father. He speaks
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"What are they saying?" Trump asked Abe, referring to photographers who were speaking Japanese. "Please look at me," the Prime Minister translated. Trump appeared to take the translation literally, and began to stare at the Prime Minister
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(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Nature runs its course after two people clean jewelry with gasoline in apartment while smoking
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
More proof that Trump can't read: Claims NYTimes is fakenews because they didn't say he talked to China yesterday in an article about him talking to China yesterday
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(Joe (UK))
 
 
 
"The message contained in Sainsbury's latest Valentine's product, a pair of hugging bear mugs, isn't 'Happy Valentine's Day, here is a cute bear with a gigantic farking schlong' but it might as well be"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams confesses that he smoked a spliff at Buckingham Palace. What he neglects to mention is that the Queen has this gnarly throne-like bong that she passes around when she has musicians over
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump apologist goes on CNN, tries to say Kellyanne of Green Goebbels was joking about her plug of the first lady's fashion line
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Probably shouldn't be smoking during an exam. Especially if the proctor is from the FAA and you're in a Cessna
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Last month, when no one was looking, McCain co-filed a Senate bill to split up the court that just blocked the Muslim ban
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
So, which fast food chain just had a major credit card breach? I'm thinking Arby's
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Those working in The Wall Street Journal newsroom are not too happy that their editor-in-chief has told them to go soft on Trump and not hurt his feelings
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders has an email list so massive, it could ensure victory for any Democrat with DNC backing. But he ain't gonna give it up that easily
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(Space Daily)
 
 
 
Are you sure you're making the right decision? I think we should stop
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Everybody panic, you have been cooking rice wrong and it will murder us all
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trumcipal .Caught sayof unpresidented that has Rediculous chocker "See, underreported Denmakr" is He attak Inglish or not. Dana Milbank says yes. Washington Post looking for aBannon -OR- "hello, I am latest honer boner agin"
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While reading a letter for Coretta Scott King can apparently get you in trouble in the US Senate, they're just straight up brawling in South Africa's parliament
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
It's a Snow Day in Boston which means that the Boston Yeti is prowling the streets looking for doughnuts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After only one measly NHL game on Wednesday night, 22 teams will play on Thursday night. Cross-country games include Sharks-Bruins, Ducks-Sabres, Penguins-Avalanche, and Kings-Panthers. All this and much more when the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A woman had to face court for parking two seconds too soon. Of course the judge threw the book at her. No, just kidding. He laughed the ticket out of court
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(Flixist)
 
 
 
Netflix is making an animated Castlevania series written by Warren Ellis. Maybe a video game adaptation won't suck for once
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASCAR might have just made revenge wrecking legal
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago the NHL doubled in size. Happy birthday, LA Kings, Minnesota North Stars (now Dallas Stars), Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins and St. Louis Blues; San Jose Sharks fans, pour one out for the California Golden Seals
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Be it watching over someone's shoulder or watching a cooking show, who was your first inspiration to take up cooking? Did you learn the person's signature dish?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Florida Man, "self-taught on the banking industry," caught after wiring himself seven billion dollars that Jesus wanted him to have. To be fair, he does seem to have actually learned a lot from the banking industry
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Woman sues restaurant after making a jackass of herself
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Clearly jealous of the [city to be determined later] Raiders, the Arizona Coyotes are looking at relocation
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Were you a victim of a Nigerian internet scam? If you're not too embarrassed by your stupidity for being gullible, the DOJ is now taking names
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (2/8): Batman leads a new team that includes Lobo, Kingpin gets his own title, and Dark Horse releases a 256-page B&W version of Moby Dick without a biatchin drum solo
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Falling Wallendas
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Coretta Scott King's biggest supporter confirmed as Attorney General
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're the "Monkey King" minding your own business, driving your bus full of mythological characters around and the police pull you over for a traffic stop?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP warns they'll break out the blow (sans hookers) in order to stay in session 24-7 to confirm Trump nominees
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Apparently, reading Coretta Scott King's letter out loud on the Senate floor is only a violation of rule 19 if you're a woman
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: 'I can only hope that if Coretta Scott King was still with us,' I'd hope she'd support Jeff Sessions
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Government agents attempt to conduct an underage drinking sting. Restaurateur doesn't take the bait and tweets pictures of the kids fake IDs. Oh you bet your sweet bippy that's a prosecutin'. Feel safe yet?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In shocking news, the Swedish discover that the less you work, the happier you are
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
You too can make $270,000 as a San Francisco transit system janitor if you spend part of your working hours hiding in a closet
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
According to the latest ratings, Trump is Making Colbert Great Again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Department of Defense looking to rent space in Trump Tower, which, "could directly funnel government money into the president's business interests." Well, that sounds like it's totally not a conflict of interest
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. Warren reads the Congressional record, Coretta Scott King's words when Sessions was nominated as a judge in 1986. You best believe that's a rule 19 violation according to majority leader McConnell
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers are now looking for Tom Brady's missing jersey. Make that THE Texas Rangers
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Producers of Gong Show reboot are looking for performers, will hold open auditions at Glendale Galleria. Men, women, dancing machines of all ages welcome
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you're looking to blow some money, Snapchat is having an IPO
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Maybe they were just looking for the Wizard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Our President is so respected abroad that even cartoonists in Chinese State Media think it's okay to make fun of him. Bonus: Place him in an iconic Titanic scene, wearing a Nazi band on his arm
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July. Saturday in the park, I think it was the Fourth of July. People dancing, people laughing. And cops writing tickets. Smoking's not allowed. And I've been waiting such a long time For today
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's jersey, which was missing, then safely squared away, is now missing again with the Houston Police and Texas Rangers taking the field
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017 Week 1 NFL Power Rankings
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
This is Safer Internet Day, and authorities are pleading with people to embrace civility for just 24 hours. Especially you howler monkeys on the Politics page, they're definitely talking about you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House getting a lot of postcards addressed to President Bannon, which is making our incredibly rational actual President chuckle with delight
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FLOTUS upset the Daily Mail prevented her from making millions from her new "once in a lifetime" job
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Think your driving-related puns are worthy for some freeway signs? The Arizona Department of Transportation is looking for you
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
World's longest flight (17hrs 45min) lands in Auckland. Flight attendants still waking up passengers
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Flight attendant saves child from human trafficking: "I left a note in one of the bathrooms. "She wrote back on the note and said 'I need help.'"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate coming out to the parking lot and finding a car that is identical to yours in color, make and model parked next to it? Wow it even has the exact same license plate
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Striking union workers in upstate New York who voted for Donald Trump can't understand why he isn't helping them out, and is instead having dinner with the hedge fund managers that rolled back their retirement and healthcare plans
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's Super Bowl jersey stolen after the game. Start checking eBay in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump team to rethink strategy of haphazardly stumbling around like idiots who can't find a light switch. Wait, they literally can't find the light switches in the White House and have been working in the dark? That explains quite a bit
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Researchers say the risk of choking increases during the Super Bowl, especially if you're the Atlanta Falcons offense
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(New Haven Independent)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump protestors in New Haven show their class by blocking an ambulance from getting to the hospital
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Sun February 05, 2017
(Walmart.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a cartoon penis in a listing for a digital camera on Walmart.com (page is Farked, but the image is the first post in the thread)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: "Yeah, I'm not sure if that Muslim ban blocking judge is really a judge either"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Passengers enter NYC subway car filled with Nazi graffiti, are unsure what to do. One guy: "Hand sanitizer removes Sharpie. Who's got some?" Within minutes car full of people are working together to literally wipe out hate
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(BT.com)
 
 
 
Latest excuse offered by Nestle for shrinking their candy bars and charging you the same price: they're just really concerned that you're eating too much sugar, that's all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thinking of whether to put $5 on a box at this year's Super Bowl party? A Las Vegas bettor just wagered $1.1 million on the Atlanta Falcons
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The degenerate gamblers are expecting the Pugs to take it all, but the Dachshunds are looking unusually strong as Team Ruff faces off against Team Fluff in the only game that matters today, Puppy Bowl XIII, 3 PM ET on Animal Planet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you sick of going to bed late and waking up tired? Then grab your hiking boots and a tent. Yes, in February
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Sat February 04, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bright yellow car notorious for photobombing pictures of photogenic village vandalised. Police seeking tourist with poor photoshop skills
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Cost of average American wedding reaches record-breaking $35,329 ... farm animals, drones, gospel choirs and drunk brides included
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forget the Super Bowl or the upcoming NBA All Star game, we now have a new world record in cup stacking
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Shea Weber disconnect Ovie's controller? Will the Quick deny the All-Star MVP? Will Matthews skate circles around Chara? The NHL action starts with Caps/Habs & Kings/Flyers and finishes with Coyotes/Sharks. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Some How To Guy)
 
 
 
This week in the Saturday Morning Book Club we're looking for the best "How To" books, the ones that are indispensable or just downright useful
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Daycare asks parents picking up their children in the afternoon to put down their phones and at least pretend like they're happy to see their kids
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel is looking for a new personal assistant. Job duties include acting as a valet, stocking his personal closet, and finding the One Ring
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A little-noticed clause in Trump's immigration ban is so batcrap crazy that legal experts now assume that it should just be ignored because the authors clearly didn't know what the hell they were talking about
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Blaming Trump for the failed raid in Yemen is inappropriate and counterproductive. America cannot punish its elected officials for taking risks necessary to pursue our interests." (*offer not valid in all 50 states, or Benghazi)
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck put one of his employees--the black hole of alternative intelligence that is Tomi Lahren--in her place, contradicting her and making her look like a bigger idiot
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Alternative facts are about to turn Iran into a glass parking lot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Violent mob attacking man is not so tough when a professional MMA fighter shows up
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Sharkwater' filmmaker disappears in ocean near Florida Keys, presumed to be making new documentary detailing life inside a shark
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New Mel Gibson movie, Passion of the Nightstick, catching a lot of flack even though it's not out yet. Probably a lot of libs making bad jokes, eh?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Licking County, Ohio government shut down by ransomware. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Isaiah Thomas now crowned the Fourth Quarter King. All bow down
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paranoia, backbiting, opportunism, cliques, and general ignorance of how government is supposed to operate are all part of the liberal conspiracy to make working for the Trump administration a miserable experience
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're looking towards the Democrats to stand up against President Trump you might want to look elsewhere
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"Here's some advice for activists who want to be more effective at taking on Trump. First thing: Stop being worse than Trump is. Don't lie more than he does, don't be worse on free speech than he is and don't look crazier than his supporters"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
What does a failed presidential candidate do with one's free time? Why return to the paid speaking circuit of cousre
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Japanese antidote for overwork is taking "inemuri" naps in public. As opposed to the U.S. where it's called the Monday afternoon staff meeting
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Violent protests at UC Berkeley prompts the university to cancel speech by Milo Yiannopoulos. In other news, Milo goes to college and gets precisely the result he was looking for
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Google security engineer says Microsoft makes the best antivirus software: well-behaved and effective at not hijacking Chrome security mechanisms, unlike the overaggressive competition
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Teacher fired for working as porn actress more than 16 years ago says she didn't expect the district to shtupp so low
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
While speaking to the Mexican President, Trump proposes sending U.S. troops to Mexico to take care of "Bad Hombres"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Looking for a new game? GameStop might have it in stock, but won't sell it to you because it hurts employee sales numbers
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Six peepholes were found in a North Carolina men's rest stop bathroom. Who hasn't had the fantasy of checking out fat truckers and retired old men relieving themselves
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Holy motherforking shirtballs
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Bad: You just rm -rf'ed the wrong directory of production data. Worse: none of your FIVE backup/replication techniques deployed are working reliably or set up in the first place. Fark: Go watch their live YouTube feed of them trying to fix it
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(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
Billy Joel will play Lambeau Field in Wisconsin, marking the first time he's ever been in a building where he has fewer DUIs than the average person in the crowd
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats, you may want to look at these graphs before thinking you have 2018 and 2020 in the bag
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's start drinking early since we didn't last Friday Afternoon. Little Bailey's in the coffee, maybe a mimosa, This is YOUR last Friday's Fark Weird News Quiz
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Adblocking rises 30% in two years, with unskippable video ads the main cause
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boss has cultivated a hostile work environment; I am looking for another job while trying to remain sane. My boss told me she wants to hire a colleague of mine at a competitor; should I warn that person away from the job?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Al Sharpton: Let's not forget that Jesus was a refugee escaping persecution from King Herod. Fox News: Republican Jesus was only traveling because he was being forced to pay taxes...Al, do you even Bible, bro? lololol
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You are looking at Las Vegas, Brent Musburger
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Want to adopt a child? Not shockingly there is NOT an app for that, and the Tinder-like one that tech journals all reviewed and blasted, where potential parents could swipe left or right to find a baby, is, of course, just an elaborate hoax
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The FDA is cracking down on rogue genetic engineers. Wait, that's a thing?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Paul Ryan muttering "waste of my farking time," after defending the detainment of innocent people for hours in airports (since recanted, still funny)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth is not looking forward to a pending visit from the new president of the Colonies, as it puts her in an untenable political position
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump's impeachment is gaining ground because Republicans are already deserting this president in droves, and because the man is psychiatrically incapable of checking whether something is legal before he does it"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
And here comes McMahon's...WHAT'S THAT? BAH GAWD, KING. IT'S THE SENATE DEMOCRATS' MUSIC
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
The person responsible for sacking the people ordering immigrants to be detained has been sacked
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know that talking point that Trump's ban is much less than the ban by Obama in 2011? Well it only gets Three Pinocchios when fact checked. Alternative facts strike again
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Triple H attack Seth Rollins during his face-to-face dressing down by Stephanie? Will Sheamus and Cesaro get an immediate rematch against the Good Brothers? How will Neville celebrate his coronation? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
PSA: You might want to proof-read that email you're sending to your son's school telling them you're "letting him off" for the day because autocorrect might change to "jerking him off"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has no idea how terrifying lawyers working for free, a blue book and a Lexis password can be. He's about to find out
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
1890s all-female vaudeville act reviled in its own time for being hideous in appearance and hideously unfunny still survives on Wikipedia. Broadway theater operator credited himself for booking them and profiting off so-bad-it's-good vibe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your hairstyle is making you look old. Well, that and the wrinkles. Oh, and your taste in clothes. Sad. And don't even get me started about that so-called music you like. Jeez
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Barclays Center kicking the NY Islanders out after realizing that hosting a Long Island-based hockey team in Brooklyn isn't exactly a great business model
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Psychologist says talking to yourself is completely normal. The voices in subby's head disagree
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538.com is tracking how often members of Congress are voting in line with Donald Trump. Fark: Leading the way in most voting with Trump vs. how often would be expected... Diane Feinstein
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We haven't had a lateral thinking puzzle in a while. I'm moving 550 miles and have enough junk to fill a U-Haul truck. Problem is, being single and having two cars to move. What is the best way to do this?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster Bob Miller, the play-by-play voice of the LA Kings and the Mighty Ducks films, suffered a stroke before the All-Star Game events in Los Angeles
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Sun January 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Candidate Trump: "We will spend a trillion dollars to fix up our infrastructure." Democrats: "Great, here's a plan on how to do that." President Trump: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, was I talking to *you* people? I don't think so"
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Hospital saves man's life from overdose. Grateful man pays hospital back by stealing their ambulance, crashing it, then going to Applebee's and carjacking a car. Hey, I didn't say he ate there. He has some dignity, after all
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
For those thinking about getting a job in the Trump administration, here's some advice for you before you go bigly
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Drinking and dialing is not a crime, but this is pretty close
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Sat January 28, 2017
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The Verge critic Chris Plante called the film "the grossest movie ever made" and detailed scenes of "a woman chewing on concrete until her teeth disintegrated," "a man having sex with a talking boil," "abortion sight-gags" (yes, that's plural)
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Fri January 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Road to North Korean ski resort kept open by an army of children with homemade shovels. Trump seen furiously taking notes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Birds show off for dude and his camera. Plan on working next Superbowl halftime show
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans are going to have to start checking everyone for wires when they have these closed-door meetings from now on. Also, they have no plan to replace the ACA and are scared shiatless
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Coach K bans his sucky Duke basketball team from their own locker room and from wearing Duke apparel. Also, he's seriously mulling over taking away their fruit cups at lunch
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Sweden: Great at making plastic flat-pack furniture. Less good at spotting UFOs
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great Leader for Peace and Justice Benjamin Netanyahu says the key to working with the Palestinians is to treat them like they're inferior as a people
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Be careful of what you wish for Trump haters, possibly the next President of the United States will be speaking at the March for Life soon
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Baba Maga Kellyanne Conway has some tips for making Kate McKinnon's impression of her more realistic: try acting a little happier. Also, start smoking meth
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas still working on Tebow bill which allows homeschooled kids to play for their local actual-school football team
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Watch a Breitbart editor looking defeated as a female journalist tersely explains his job to him, IN SIDEEYE
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
New 'smart glasses' automatically focus on whatever the wearer is looking at, whether it be words, movies, or breasts
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carole King releases new version of "One Small Voice" in support of Trump protests. Unfortunately, she didn't rename the song "Two Tiny Hands" to drive the point home
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cleveland to host 2019 MLB All-Star Game, making the Indians the first team to host the Midsummer Classic six times
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Thu January 26, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Fries, extra crispy. I said, fries, extra crispy. WEED, I want some weed, just put the weed in with the fries and give it to me. What kind of Burger King are you, anyway?
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(AOL)
 
 
 
UK PM May to give President Trump an ancient Scottish drinking vessel, either as a show of friendship or a subtle suggestion that his ideas are what you'd expect from an old drunken Scotsman lying in a bog
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
All those conservatives mocking the women's march attendees who showed up on a Saturday for not having real jobs to do are about to show up in DC for the March for Life. On a Friday. So I guess they all just got fired or something? Man, that sucks
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
When Alex Jones has started to doubt Trump, you know something is really farking off
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Suggest literature and/or articles for a progressive liberal seeking to understand the reasoning behind conservative positions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How Trump is remaking the "culture war". TL;DR: He's distracting people with racism and nationalism and while you aren't looking, women, gays and minorities get trampled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
USS Enterprise sets its course on a journey to a place no nuclear-powered aircraft carrier has gone before: the breaking yard
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When the zombie apocalypse happens and civilization begins breaking down, the safest place to be is either a converted missile silo or New Zealand
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican President says (sic) "We're not paying for that farking wall." This is not a repeat but it will be
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The women's march everyone is talking about? oh yeah, that was totally witchcraft - at least that's what the religious right is saying anyways
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Wed January 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chairman of the House Science Committee displays his mastery of critical thinking skills by telling Americans that it is "better to get your news directly from the President. In fact, it might be the only way to get the unvarnished truth"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's a vortex of suck: the parking lots at the Pontiac Silverdome are being used to store all the cars that VW bought back due to the emissions scandal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientist known as the Queen of Pain explains why scientists are so baffled by it: "Cluster headaches, neuralgia - there are conditions where the pain is so great patients have thought about taking a drill to their heads to make it stop" (good read)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Bakers: what do you add to your plain roll and bread recipes for better taste. Subby is talking flours and spices not cheeses or vegetables or marshmallows. Or does technique add more than, say, some specialty grain flour?
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Germany gets rid of law making it illegal to insult foreign heads-of-state so that people could more freely make Trump jokes
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(Parkersburg News and Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bus taking protestors to D.C. has mechanical problems, driver kindly leaves her Facebook open to the public displaying her intentions to fake mechanical problems
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Want to be a college assistant coach? Go to Michigan, where three of theirs are making at least $1 million a year
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
ISIS hacker says Trump's Twitter is ripe for hacking and manipulating
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump poised to sign executive order making it perfectly legal for him to 'disappear' people in CIA black-ops prisons, and do so without any oversight, due process, or international Red Cross monitoring. Be careful what you post here, comrades
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stop asking "what happened to the agency news feed?", citizen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Featherless rescue bird is happy and playful, despite sort of looking like a freshly shorn scrotum
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you drive an Audi and think you can park on someone else's driveway and take up 2 parking spots, you may one day understand the concept of karma and that it drives a Skoda
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
California regulators, "Well, let's not start sucking each other's aqueducts quite yet"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overrated Meryl Streep gets record breaking 20th Oscar nomination. Trump gnashes his teeth and threatens to arrest all of Hollywood
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NY Times apologizes for hard-hitting story on Women's March that focused on (a) women marching (b) Trump reacting (c) upper-class liberal fathers in New Jersey and how they managed to cope with the kids and the cooking and the play dates
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve "Cantaloupe Calves" King claims he "got out my calculator" and did "an extrapolation" based on data from two VA counties and found that 2.4 million illegals voted in the last election. But that's what happens when you store your calculator up your ass
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Massachusetts' 'Zombie Cars' bill would tax self-driving vehicles, making the people who operate them the working dead
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Talk about a bad day at work. Man shows up drunk to work, gets sent home and then gets a DUI in the parking lot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Shocking news to liberals: Owning a profitable business that does business world-wide does not constitute an emolument. Just ask the first five presidents, who owned farms and plantations
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Reports of The Walking Dead's toned-down violence have been greatly exaggerated. "We're not stopping"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
EPA employees banned from social media, talking to the press. Yeah, like the press won't catch wind of this
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Celebrated movie star Michael Shannon is sad because he hasn't had many award nominations lately so his Oscar nod is a bit of a pick-me-up. Now, he's going back to the drudgery of making one good movie after another
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Hairstylist in Pakistan lights his clients' heads on fire just to make their hair easier to comb. It's an impressive, but shocking display that has recently made him famous around the world
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's look at Trump's Supreme Court nominations, which is a lot like looking right into the Ark of the Covenant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, transgender children will be allowed to join Rainbows, Brownies and Girl Guides breaking 107 years of tradition
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Russia is working on a railgun that can punch though most armor. If they get the quad damage too they will be unstoppable
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 40 years of making decisions based on financial interests over those of the fans and motorsports itself, the Bernie Ecclestone era of Formula 1 has come to an end
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Working as a lawyer in exchange for marijuana can get your license suspended. Working as a lawyer for money, then using money to buy weed, no problem
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zen and the art of hitchhiking into bed with Douglas Adams
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The unidentified woman photographer taking selfies with U.S. Senators at the inauguration has been identified. She's a U.S. Senator
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When walking down the street with a popcorn maker box full of drugs and two police officers wish you a Happy National Popcorn Day should you A) say "Happy National Popcorn Day to you too Officers" B) Thank them and go about your day or C) Run away
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How can you tell when the Donald and his Chief of Staff are Lying? They make a face made famous by Newt Gingrich when he was Lying his ass off, and being called on it
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Are you a homophobic former governor of North Carolina? Are you being pursued by a crowd of protestors shouting "SHAME"? If you plan on making a quick escape into a building, you should first make sure that someone is there to open the door for you
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Bank robberies, which have declined 60% in 25 years, are taking a hell of a lot longer than they used to
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Republican Indiana state senator claims his Twitter was hacked to post "In one day, Trump got more fat women out walking than Michelle Obama did in 8 years" about the Women's March
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Members of Trump's inner circle seem shocked and dismayed that somehow placing his hand on the Bible and taking the oath of office didn't magically transform Trump into a thoughtful, careful, leader with sound judgment
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Now that you've mastered the 15 things you should know how to cook by the time you're 30 years old, here are the 7 common cooking mistakes to avoid
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Bill Maher misses his first stand-up show in ten years due to "mechanical troubles" with his plane. Bill, if you said you'd spent all day toking up after the Womens' March, we'd have forgiven you
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
"Putting 5,000 sailors and six dozen aircraft on a $10 billion warship creates what military experts refer to as a very 'lucrative' target. But the likelihood of any adversary taking out a US carrier is pretty close to zero. It isn't going to happen"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to quit smoking when the billboards start coughing at you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump campaigned on the need to punish countries who manipulate their currencies. Guess what Russia is thinking of doing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For two and a half hours, United stopped breaking guitars
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Sun January 22, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lennie James--Morgan on The Walking Dead--hated filming the first half of season seven of the show as much as you hated watching it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of President Trump's most lasting legacies will be reshaping the federal courts to his liking
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump survives first assassination attempt as United Kingdom tries to nuke Mar-a-Lago
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Things booed at Trump's inauguration: Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Chuck Schumer talking about unity, the word "immigrant" and a letter from a Civil War soldier that was read
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(Some Happy Guy)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club we're looking for happy songs. Songs that make you smile, make you laugh, make you want to forget about the world for a moment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy starts a Change.org petition saying Cracker Barrel's name is racist and should be changed to "Caucasian Barrel," thinking no one could possibly take it seriously. If you can guess what happened next, your Fark Fu is strong
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If any of you were planning to use Gwyneth Paltrow's jade vagina eggs, don't. Also, what the hell were you thinking?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Trump voters too busy working to watch TV
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Sat January 21, 2017
(Latin American Herald Times)
 
 
 
Minnie Mouse impersonators accused of making tourists look goofy in Spain
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I had a parking space all cleared out and ready for my wife's car... until dickless here took it"
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Want to avoid media groupthink, reporters? Stop taking pictures of the same burning trash can and talk to the guy with the llamas
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
China does not want its people to see how great Trump is making America
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Helmet maker Schutt unveils F7, weird-looking two-plate thingie that may be first football helmet explicitly designed to limit concussions
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Fri January 20, 2017
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Trump not looking beyond his first day in office because what is that awesome shiny thing over there
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't even bother masking that he's a comic book villain, quotes Bane from Batman in his inauguration speech
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Paul Stanley doing a commercial for Folgers while wearing a big puffy pirate shirt
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump can't stop talking about how he won. Sociopathy is a hell of a thing
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More thought provoking than that last technology trade you did in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Speaking of 4X, Stars in Shadow released yesterday to positive reviews, if you need your 4X fix. What have you been playing this week?
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(ATP World Tour)
 
 
 
6-time and defending Australian Open champion Novak Djokovic plays up to his #2 ranking in second round defeat by world #117 Denis Istomin
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery premiere delayed again because apparently, CBS execs are worried viewers are idiots like they are and might confuse the star's Walking Dead character with her Star Trek character
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Thu January 19, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ring-seeking craven hobbit Reince Priebus' suggestion to move the press corps outside the White House to quadruple the number of reporters that can cover Trump is the same tactic Putin uses to obfuscate and manipulate the press
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend was reminiscing with me on phone about coolest times at a concert we could halfway recall, it was pretty cool. I was thinking it would be even cooler if all of you tossed in your stories. Gotta be some good ones
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
It's important to check your rear view mirror when backing up. Got that, United Airlines pilot?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Having absolutely NO other stories to report on, the BBC tackles the tough issues such as: "Why do we put 'The' in front of the country Gambia when talking about it?"
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sweden sets new record for wind speed, clocking in at 106.93 miles per hour or 394 börks per lutefisk
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead producers say violence in the second half of the season is "toned down" since everyone accused it of being torture porn
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
If you're still rocking 2G cell service, AT&T has got some bad news
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Go back to your mosque, Keith Ellison. Start baking tortillas for your taco hut, Tom Perez. Pete Buttigieg is large and ready to be in charge of the DNC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's bizarre Inaugural speechwriting photo: Taken at a Mar-A-Lago concierge's desk, while holding a Sharpie and a blank pad of paper while looking like a petulant child
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Thinking about fleeing the US to Canada because of Trump? Sure, that is the sensible thing to do, but have you thought about moving to Japan?
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(National Review)
 
 
 
NRO has a sneaking suspicion that maybe Trump hasn't been exactly straightforward about his plan to replace the ACA. Bonus: they are just now realizing he has no plan
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Wed January 18, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"NJ Transit bus carrying 25 people struck by bullets in Jersey City." Good thinking there, using a bus instead of 13+ ambulances
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(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop this office slacker into a more exotic slacking environment
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
White Men Can't Stop remaking movies
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you missed Elizabeth Warren smacking Betsy DeVos around like a redheaded stepchild, we have video
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Most people stake a claim to a parking spot with a turn signal, not by impaling other drivers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the white laborers of rural North Carolina who believe that Donald Trump is not only going to bring back $40/hour manufacturing jobs, but also make Americans start smoking tobacco again
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
I got a late Christmas present in the form of a $50 Steam card. I also have the next couple of days off. I'm looking for something new to play. Any suggestions? Difficulty: no FPS
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you dare to mock your girlfriend in front of her adult son while drinking and watching football inside a hotel room, you better sleep with one eye open
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Representative of group offering to pay protesters to disrupt inaguration exposed as a fraud and torn to shreds on air by...Tucker Carlson? We're fully through the looking glass, people
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(Some Guy)