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500 headlines found matching 'king'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump writes a tweet linking Britain's crime rate with radical Islam that ended "We must keep America Safe" Conservative MP Nick Soames, Churchill's grandson, shows the smackdown gene is inheritable, replying "then fix gun control you daft twerp"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Vikings razed Iceland's forests 1,000 years ago, haven't won Super Bowl since
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Add the United Kingdom to Trump's next travel ban
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
It's not too soon to start talking about premature ejaculation
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
I hope you're sitting down for this, but a man who is used to having things his own way his whole life is not taking the sex rehab he was forced to go to seriously
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Protesters heckle Richard Spencer, asking him, "Where is your chin?"
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Thu October 19, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Another Addams family cast member will finally be laid to rest this Halloween. Pugsley, you've been looking a bit ashen these past few years
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
ISIS uses Facebook, LinkedIN, Google +, Instagram to recruit jihadis, marking the first time LinkedIN got anyone a job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what it takes to stay looking young urine for a surprise
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Vitali Shkliarov: The man bringing Bernie Sanders-style politics to Moscow, which he learned while working for Bernie Sanders. Wait, was there any US campaign that didn't have some Russian(s) working for them?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spam heists on the rise in Hawaii, feeding growing black market. Viking mob involvement rumored
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Police department defends Officer who lied about warning suspect before shooting him. Apparently, thinking something is the same as doing something if you have a badge
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How are you preparing for Halloween? Have your party treats planned out or are you looking for tips on goodies to make and take? Link goes to a festive drink since Farkers are notoriously bad at finding ways to booze it up
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fred Armisen goes onto PBS' "Finding Your Roots" and is shocked to learn his Asian heritage is ethnic Korean, not pure Japanese. Even more shocking, he did not see that his Asian granddad, a famous dancer, spied for the Third Reich and Hirohito
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Burger King tackles bullying in new advert
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The DNC reorganization is working as intended, forcing out long-time progressives
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That guy from Buffy got arrested again, this time for attacking his girlfriend
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Eerie Indiana is eerily similar to Stranger Things - except it was ripping off Stephen King 25 years ago
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
#NoFreakingDUH
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Alfred Hitchcock took on the UN, the NYPD and the US government while making North by Northwest. In the end, he was the crop-duster - they were Cary Grant running away screaming
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Wed October 18, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
*NFL throws a flag* Free speech interference, on the White House. Cannot force players to suppress speech, can only encourage dialog. 10 tweet penalty and loss of talking point. Replay down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welfare Kings: Study finds that half of new oil production would be unprofitable without government handouts
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(The Week)
 
 
 
5 very weird pieces of vintage parenting advice. Number one: Pregnant women must avoid thinking about ugly people
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night hockey games include an Original Six tilt between the Red Wings and Maple Leafs, a Midwest rivalry between the Blackhawks and Blues, and a 1993 Stanley Cup Final rematch with the Canadiens and Kings. The puck drops at 7:30pm ET
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Fantasy writer takes a break from not working on masterpiece to lie to fans before resuming internal debate on which beloved character to kill next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I personally as a Republican, have wondered, is the republic safer if Democrats take over the House in 2018? I raised that issue with the leading Republican last week, and the remarkable thing is he had been thinking exactly the same thing"
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
NHL week 2 power rankings. Son I am disappoint edition with bonus up down arrow goodness
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
2016: NFL ratings down due to election coverage. 2017: NFL ratings even lower due to Kaepernicking
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Institute for Scolding The Fark Out Of You For Enjoying Life Once In A While says even moderate drinking will scar your kids for life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend recently bought a vibrator for us to use in our lovemaking. We have had sex several times, but never using the vibrator; I brought it up, she said the batteries were dead. Should I be concerned she's using it herself?"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to hurricanes and wildfires, nobody's talking about the fact that last week there was an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that may be the largest since BP's Deepwater Horizon in 2010
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Tue October 17, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly may have broken the record for tanking in the ratings
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter asks Trump why he keeps making the "objectively false" claim that the US is the most taxed country in the world. Trump says he meant we are the most heavily taxed DEVELOPED Country in the world-which is, you guessed it, objectively false too
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
America, where is your God now? Morally speaking of course
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein plans to keep making movies, because like Judge Judy, he can simply switch companies. Of course, Judge Judy isn't physically raping litigants, but hey
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
After 2-year absence, Jim Rome returns to TV. Jim Freaking Rome, if you need 'im. For who? For what? Was he born *with it* or did he have to *grind* to *get it*? War CBS network, War wearing a goatee like it is still 1993, un-War Jim Everett
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump comments: "My thoughts were well thought out. Look, I didn't just blurt them out." Unlike whatever the farking moron in the Oval Office just pulled out of his ass, he implied
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kingfisher
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Sacramento Kings rookie tells unvarnished truth to the local fans: In-N-Out Burger is overrated, "just not good"
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(Some Ghostbuster)
 
 
 
Looking for a good scare in a haunted house? This site will help you find it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Eagles are sporting the NFC's best record, while the Chiefs are handed their first lost. And how will the Packers survive without Aaron Rodgers? It's your week 7 ESPN NFL Power Rankings
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Drones are dropping drugs, cell phones and weapons into prison yards around the U.S. Hollywood now working on Shawshank reboot
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's real estate partner thinks he might be the dumbest farking guy on the face of the earth
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
A movie theater that won a lawsuit over Utah's liquor laws and the movie "Deadpool" is asking for a lot of chimichangas in attorney's fees
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the best and worst things about each U.S. state, from having the best education to walking the least. Do you agree with your state's claim to fame and shame?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Researchers are getting closer than ever to linking sugar to cancer. Sweet
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms may be ideal to eat near the end of your life because they remove anxiety, cure depression, and help you spot the translucent llama hiding in your third eye tasked with taking you back to Valhalla on the iridescent wings of eagles
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton could be President within the next year. In other news, your crush is just playing hard to get, Firefly's coming back for a new season, and the Vikings are headed to the Super Bowl
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
New research shows too much exercise can kill your sex drive. Subby's not taking any chances (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Tokyo apologizes, confesses that "eternal" Olympic flame from 1964 Games went out in November 2013, possibly staining the sanctity of the Olympic movement forever and making Tokyo 2020 thoroughly irrelevant to everyone
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The skies of England have turned red with ash and dust. Grievous Bodily Harm, Cruelty To Animals, Things Not Working Properly Even After You've Given Them A Good Thumping but secretly No Alcohol Lager, and Really Cool People mysteriously missing
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's season finale of Fear the Walking Dead, in which the show's new threat is introduced and Junkie Depp attempts to be a force to be reckoned with but, y'know, the drugs [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is bucking his image as an anti-LGBT crusader by sending a top federal hate crimes lawyer to help prosecute a man on trial for the shooting death of gender-fluid teen Kedarie Johnson. No this is not the Twilight Zone
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Laptop taken from a Belgian woman who voluntarily left Europe to become an ISIS bride reveals strangely typical Internet surfing habits: baking recipes, sports scores for teams from her native country, pirated movies, and, of course, 1tb of porn
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fusion GPS, the firm behind the infamous Steele Dossier and that has cooperated with every legit investigation that's come knocking, tells Devin Nunes (R-ecused?) where he can shove his subpoena
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Campaign staffer says Trump goes out of his way to be a dick to his VP, mocking his religious beliefs whenever he can, & saying in front of reporters that "wasted all this time and effort" on abortion, and joking to the reporters that Pence "wants to hang" all gay people
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Europe is very much looking forward to the collapse of NAFTA
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President Trump thinks he'll appoint 3 more Supreme Court justices in his first term. And, they will be the best perfect wonderful justices that everyone is talking about
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"We are slaves to our smartphones - we are the Facebook Zombie Army. We are the Walking and Tweeting Dead"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ukip leader: We don't need no stinking badgers
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Geraldo and Hannity attack women who are speaking out against Weinstein and sexual assault
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp has started popping pills again. Alicia has become a cold-blooded killer. Will Madison be able to repair her family? What is Strand hiding? What is the mystery threat? It's a double-sized season finale. Fear the Walking Dead 9pm ET on AMC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
85-year-old woman is enjoying a nice relaxing retirement by skydiving, swimming with sharks and wing walking, insists stunts are 'no more dangerous than crossing the road when a car is coming'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woman marries African prince she met at a DC nightclub, where he goes to relax after a hard day working at McDowell's
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Happy Death Day is #1 with $26.5 million, nearly doubling #2 Blade Runner 2049's $14.3 million. Jackie Chan's action film The Foreigner is #3 with $12.4 million, It at #4 with $6.4 million, Kingsman: The Golden Circle plunging to #7 with $5 million
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, yeah, it looks like ol' Rex Tillerson did in fact call his boss a "farking moron"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
MSNBC answers the questions that nobody has been asking: "Why aren't NFL Cheerleaders taking a knee to protest"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Making America Great Again - by writing a cheerful letter to a daycare, asking them to fire a black worker because she is a scary eyesore
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Steve, it's time to cut back on your drinking
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(NBC)
 
 
 
I want to be woke, but I watched Will and Grace this evening and it was just terrible. The joke pacing and laugh track were all the things I hate about sitcoms. Can I criticise the show without looking like some kind of secret homophobe?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats demand investigation on the water situation in Puerto Rico after reports of residents drinking water from Superfund Sites. Yeah, I'm sure the Republicans will get right on that
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Sat October 14, 2017
(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Was a fact-checking website secretly hacked to mine cryptocurrency over the browsers of its unsuspecting visitors? Truth-O-Meter reads "True"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Scientists designed a robotic skin that can camouflage itself like an octopus making it even more difficult for the few humans left after the robot apocalypse to spot their new cybernetic overlords
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Carjacking." "Cool. And what are you in for?" "Murder." "Cool. What about you, fresh fish, what are you in for?" "I liked somebody's Facebook post." *backs away slowly*
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Milking" a cone snail is an elaborate bait-and-switch exercise involving one snail, a dead fish, a venomous proboscis, a small plastic vial, and some quick thinking. The more you know
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tesla discharges hundreds of employees in shocking move
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man lives in woods for ten years to get away from his wife, who was upset with his a) drinking, b) messing around on Fark, or c) gardening
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mississippi schools ban "To Kill a Mockingbird" because, um, it uses the N-word, yeah, that'll do for an excuse
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Citizens of Puerto Rico are so low on supplies that they're raiding polluted superfund sites for drinking water. Meanwhile, Trump is golfing again this weekend. Wonder if he'll have cake
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Fri October 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You've got a parking problem when unpaid tickets drive you to bankruptcy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Earthquakes at North Korean nuclear test site show instability. Wait until they find out about fracking
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After taking a heroic bold stance against Donald Trump, Roger Ailes, Bill O'Reilly, and the sexual harassment culture at Fox News, the sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson says the NBC News chief should resign over sitting on the Harvey Weinstein story for six months
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
They "need to get back on their own two feet" --Paul Ryan, speaking about Puerto Rico
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's clear Harvey Weinstein is taking this sexual harassment scandal very seriously..... nah, just kidding: he hasn't yet entered rehab as he 'doesn't want to be without his phone'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If the flag is up, the king is in -- Or in this case, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico's governor is quickly learning that sucking up to Trump doesn't work, either
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A man was kissing a Dover sole in celebration of his catch when the six-inch fish wriggled out of his hand and jumped into his mouth, almost choking him. Moral: Never kiss a strange fish
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man with stage 4 pancreatic cancer is preparing to compete in an Ironman triathlon. Subby gets winded just walking to the fridge for more beer
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
I can't even keep up with all the people who are making the same "I can't even keep up with the Kardashians" joke
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Record-breaking gas balloon odyssey ends in emergency landing in Labrador. Something something I had record gas in Labrador once something
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump administration prepares to nuke major US cities. Figuratively speaking. Probably
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You're right, Mr. President, the media is very bad. So bad our ratings have jumped as have our revenues. Please criticize us more you farking moron
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Do you live in Toronto? Well, now you can sample seal meat, while thinking of their cute faces
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(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein lets the paparazzi know he's got their backs; "I've always been loyal to you guys, not like those farking pricks who treat you like shiat"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
FTFA -- 11:45 a.m. After making his remarks, Mr. Trump began walking out of the room, until Vice President Mike Pence tapped him and reminded him to sign the order. Mr. Trump then turned to the table to sign the executive order
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Jared Kushner left numerous businesses off his financial disclosure form and has been profiting off his role in the government
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
What is the 25th amendment - and why are people talking about it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Hey let's go backpacking in Afghanistan. What could possibly go wrong?" Five years later...
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why did the Vikings have 'Allah' on their clothes? That's nobody's business but the Turks'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The president was most likely looking for a pretext to kill NAFTA"
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte's (R-eporter attacking numbnuts) mugshot finally released
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Fault in Our Stars director to adapt yet another Stephen King book from the '80s
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
PolitiFact fact checks Sinclair's fact check of PolitiFact's fact checking of Cruz's not factually correct Sandy statement, finds the alternate facts don't check out. Facts
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NFL: Disregard what Trump said, he doesn't know what he's talking about
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This may be taking Rule 34 a little too far
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
As White House advisers struggle to contain a president that seems to be increasingly unfocused and consumed by dark moods, even Steve Bannon thinks that Trump only has a 30% chance of making it to a full term
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"Breaking Bad" homeowners forced to put up fence because tourists keep throwing pizzas on their roof
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke: Taking down Confederate statues to appease the Negroes will just set the red man on the warpath so we may as well just leave things alone
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
An article pointing out that all Cubs fans aren't necessarily douches. I know, shocking, right?
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Week 1 NHL power rankings. Shade: 56% Corsi
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Toddler needs to tinkle at restaurant, mom hands his bowl from the table for him to pee in instead of taking him to the bathroom, then argues with horrified fellow diners that the restaurant was going to wash it anyway
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rian Johnson reveals who the titular Last Jedi is, mocking people who weren't paying attention to the original trilogy. And you guessed it: It's Frank Stallone [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A handy guide to working with women for stubble-crusted swamp orcs
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(GQ)
 
 
 
After a few years in an Ashkenazi nursing home, the Lyrical King from the Boogie Down Bronx is back to burn
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
May you get a lagom amount of sleep tonight. If you're Scandinavian, you know exactly what we're talking about. If you're American, this concept is so foreign to you you're already reading the next headline
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
We must unite with our farking moron for reasons that are unclear
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Sometimes in life you get lucky and find precisely what you were looking for, and other times you accidentally stumble upon a comet during your search for exploding stars"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House admits that Rex Tillerson has a higher IQ than Donald Trump, says the latter was merely joking about having both take an IQ test
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Talking drone tries to lure kids away from school playground, says Skynet has great candy in its van
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Corker-Trump: Round 2: FIGHT, California is burning and Puerto Rico is dying, and the walking diseased liver known as Steve Bannon declares war on the GOP. MSNBC discussion thread starts at 8PM EDT
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, When Central City is threatened Cisco decides to release Barry from the Speed Force since mime Wells doesn't speak up in disagreement. (8ET CW) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, The Legends are arrested for breaking time. (CW 9ET)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brookings Institute agrees that there's a strong Obstruction of Justice case to be made against Trump
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert reunited with Jon Stewart on The Late Show, and both of them give Trump that "equal time" he was asking for
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two injured while taking selfies with elk
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chiefs, Packers and Falcons hang on to the top three spots, while the Eagles are starting to make waves moving into 4th. Meanwhile, the Giants and Browns are fighting for the #1 pick. It's your week 6 ESPN NFL Power Rankings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump aides struggle to control his myriad Twitter outbursts. Looking at Twitter this morning, it's not working
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
PSA: When making donations to the food bank please make sure it's within the expiration date and not 46 years old
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The black man who was severely beaten by a pack of neo-Nazis in a Charlottesville parking garage has now been charged for defending himself (bloody image warning)
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farking stupid Trump is out of his mind for wanting to get rid of the Iran nuke deal because Iran attempted to buy nuclear technology illegally 32 times. Wait, what?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's Fear the Walking Dead showed the main characters again making rash, inconceivable decisions in the wake of the undead apocalypse and even managed to kill off a character. It's descending into B-movie cliches [WARNING: SPOILERSu
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Head lice lurking in that thrift store Halloween costume? It's more likely than you think
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Farker king of vegas quoted in article about Vegas shooter and the lifestyle of video poker pros
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking study finds fewer men will hold down productive jobs when they're passed out in an alley behind a bar with a heroin needle sticking out of the arm
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank brings you two hours of songs about cars and roads. Who knew that by making the battery plates smaller you could get more water in there meaning you don't have to fill as often? Autolite did
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Vikings, Bears, and oh yeah... the new Last Jedi trailer at halftime (OH MY). This is YOUR Monday Night Football thread as the longtime NFC North rivals kick off at 8:30pm ET
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Cotton says that Trump staff should resign if they oppose Iran strategy. Of course that was just his parrot speaking
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Moron Trump's hatred of NBC for breaking the Tillerson story
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Dark Prince is looking into running for office
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
We may finally find out what happened to Alex from Fear The Walking Dead flight 462, Walking Dead crossover event is confirmed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Flint's "River of Poison" is sparking a new round of outrage
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Anyone know how to bring a class action suit against McDonald's for false advertisement? Asking for a few thousand friends"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With OBJ out, Terrell Owens and Chad Johnson are asking the New York Giants for a shot at wide receiver
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Curry favor with foodies by reviewing the unofficial ranking of the worst curries to the best curries in the world. Is there such a thing as "good" curry?
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(Digg)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a giant puppet named "Arthur, the drunken man" wandering the streets of Ireland
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Disappointing box office of Blade Runner 2049 blamed on fact that its primary audience consisted of older men who are walking encyclopedias of the Blade Runner universe - in other words, (ahem), NERDS
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Women, if you're looking for some of the best, most loyal, loving men in the world you need look no further than...Bronies?
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Sun October 08, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does anybody else still smoke? My workplace is very anti-smoking and half the employees, including my boss sneak smokes
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Alicia encounters a lone survivor as she searches for supplies. Ofelia fights for survival as she gets split from Madison and Strand. Has Junkie Depp lost his conscience? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists find that switching from smoking to vaping makes you nearly immortal
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hello this is your pilot speaking, here's a 'terrifying' view from our cockpit right now as we go through this cloud to land. Enjoy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Deviants on the dark web might actually be cops trying to catch deviants on the dark web. Shocking, we know
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's review: the GOP made guns cheap and easy to get, but is making food and lodging expensive and out of reach for most poor Americans. That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see how it works out
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Sat October 07, 2017
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Gal Gadot and Sam Smith are making the nation safe for alliteration. Chevy Chase, Denny Dillon inconsolable. Saturday Night Live 11:30pm ET / 8:30pm PT on NBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Your best idea for making peace between Trump and N.K leader Kim Jong-Un. Difficulty: without either of them losing face with their base
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chuck Schumer confirms he's working with Trump on a "great" health care bill but he vows not to repeal or replace
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Governor Jerry Brown, always an advocate for clean air, vetoes a proposed ban on smoking at beaches and parks, says "If people can't smoke even on a deserted beach, where can they?"
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
The Romero Institute for Financial Studies finds that pro athletes making millions of dollars a year often go broke after their careers end
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(Upper Michigan's Source)
 
 
 
Hospital management using the Vanilla Ice defense by saying locking the door and refusing to let striking workers return to work in favor of keeping scabs isn't the same thing as a "lockout"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cute video of an owlet taking a bath. Whooooo the hell would film that?
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Convicted killer's strange statement invoking Trump halts sentencing hearing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
After record-breaking week on charts, is the West ready for K-pop? "Lots of acts have success on Billboard but cannot fill a concert hall, let alone a stadium, but Korean acts fill stadiums already"
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain's two-word opinion on whether chefs should avoid talking about politics: fark that. Then adds: "There is nothing, look, is there anything on this planet more political than food? No there is not"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Obviously unbalanced man arrested in airport for making bomb threat in person to TSA agent. "I've got to get this bag checked in before it explodes"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Because there is not enough work for lawyers, a Georgia sheriff decided to order the warrantless frisking of 900 minors
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Roy Moore's backers are crazier than he is
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Currently, there are roadblocks for brewers looking to combine beer and pot, but as marijuana legalization spreads to more states, it's only a matter of time
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When the Saudi king rolls into Moscow, he rolls DEEP, with a 1,500-person "squad," food, furniture, servants and carpets from home, and his own portable golden escalator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We tried the new grocery store frozen avocados so you didn't have to...and you should be thanking us for this every day for the rest of your life. The horror, THE HORROR
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Senate Judiciary committee is not probing Russia, it's just looking at FBI oversight
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's approval ratings crashed to new highs while he was making bipartisan, but now has soared to his previous levels
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The iPhone 8 offers another unadvertised feature: popping open and breaking while charging
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am sick and tired of all these goddamn losers misquoting me on the farking internet." - Gloria Steinem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The King of Spain is accused of being part of Spain's government. That's harsh
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Are you tired of looking at your cat's head? Annoyed by your cat's paws? Then get yourself Qoobo, an adorable, headless, limbless robotic cat. Quoobo. Order now for delivery in time for Caturday
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman critically injured in Las Vegas shooting immediately fired by soul-sucking corporate suits whose only concern is the bottom line . . . wait, what? They sent a dedicated HR person to help the family? What strange devilry is this?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Roving gang of Ronald McDonalds invades Burger King, gives them the sh*t about their lousy food
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
6-year-old girl: Grandma, why are these animals talking about vaginas and coke problems in my book?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems that the Vegas shooter booked hotel rooms overlooking the Chicago Lollapalooza festival two months ago as well. Fark: Malia Obama was there
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Amid reports of a meteor streaking through the sky, fire fighters battle blaze on NH mountain. Details sketchy as the military has cordoned off the area. This is not a repeat from 1938
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Horror movies have become superficial, says Hellraiser star - while looking back fondly on a time when flying hook-chains and skinless anti-heroes were the norm
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
So what's lurking in your pile of leaves?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
If you thought taking the bus would stop you from police brutality during a traffic stop, think again
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Some drunk guy)
 
 
 
4,055 items were lost and found at this year's Oktoberfest, including a set of dentures, a pair of crutches, a license plate, a drinking horn, a pair of leather pants, and a luxury ladies' watch. Hopefully not all by the same person
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what happened all day, internet at work was down therefore all my work hours were spent actually working. Tonight's animal of the thread is the wolf. Come, enlighten me in the nightly Maddow thread, with a dash of Hayes. 8pm EDT
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's time to start talking about taking away guns, not everyone's and not all of them but a whole lot of them
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Chinese man admits to sneaking snakes in socks. Although why a snake would wear socks I dunno
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dude on Jeopardy hates the farking Eagles, man
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Tim Lincecum finds retirement solace in baking
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vegas shooter stockpiled 33 weapons in the last 12 months, which would have sent off some warnings at the ATF that he might have been up to no good, if there wasn't a loophole in purchase tracking that excludes rifles
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Tillerson: "Donald Trump is a moron." Yet he still continues working for that moron
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a co-worker who found out she's pregnant. She's 21, has a 3-year-old, and is taking online classes toward a bachelor's degree. I think she needs an abortion, but how can I bring this up to her without sounding judgmental?"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly lies about having to go to a commercial to stop Tom Brokaw from speaking ill of the NRA
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration may start cracking down on unproven claims that marijuana has health benefits. Other useless herbal supplements still just fine and dandy
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Strip hotels Wynn and Encore begin checking guests' bags with metal detectors
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When caught on the ground during the Vegas Massacre, the King of Instagram outed himself joining the Chickenhawk Brigade
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And just what the world needs now? A lecture on democracy from a king
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact-checking Bernie Sanders' RIDICULOUS claim that the world's six richest men control as much wealth as 3.7 billion people, or the bottom half of the world's population: of course that's wrong-those 6 control 20% MORE than the 3.7 billion
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We now return to our regularly scheduled GOP talking point, "Deficits are good"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Las Vegas gunman Stephen Paddock once tried to sue a Las Vegas casino after he slipped and injured himself while walking through the hotel. Well I guess that explains everything
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chiefs tomahawk to the top, the Texans suddenly look scary, and the Ravens are in freefall in your official Week 5 Power Rankings
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Here is the last song Tom Petty performed
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Mueller: Don't mind us, Mr. President. We're making sure your eventual pardons will do absolutely nothing to stop our swift ball-kick of justice *glares silently into your soul*
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Gravitational waves aren't just your 2017 Nobel Prize in Physics, they're the ultimate achievement of theory and experiment working together
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Most of the kids that will die from Republicans taking away their healthcare are in red states, so maybe this will be a problem that will correct itself in a generation
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Luc Besson is working on sequel to Lucy. Who they getting to play Fred and Ethel?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Vacant motel where alligator was found in the pool catches fire for a second time. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
All Nippon Airways is so devoted to your comfort, they're starting to use science to SHUT THAT LITTLE FARKING MONSTER IN SEAT 34B UP ALREADY
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Looking for a distraction from depressing news? Check out the Cyanide and Happiness adventure game Kickstarter, ending in three days
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Shocking new study from the Romero Institute finds drinking beer makes you happy
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The NRA decides that maybe, you know, in light of that recent unpleasantness in Las Vegas, they should wait a week before airing a slate of ads that were set to air starting today attacking the Democratic candidate in the VA governor's race
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's episode of Fear the Walking Dead showed Alicia become something more than background noise and forcibly stepping into adulthood while Nick & Troy are more like Thelma & Louise against the horde of the undead [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Brush out the mullet and ready the Goonjuice. Just in time for the regular season it's your first NHL power rankings of the year
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The playoff picture has been set. How did your team fare this season? It's the final edition of the MLB Power Rankings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Three Americans win Nobel prize in medicine for work with circadian systems. You submitted a headline earlier, you farking morning person
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Walking dead "prankster" almost becomes the falling into traffic dead
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jacob Rees-Mogg: abortion is morally indefensible in all circumstances including rape. What's that? Oh no... *making* money from abortions is completely fine
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Oakland Raiders running back Marshawn Lynch wears a shirt that says what a lot of us are thinking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"What I learned when I stopped smoking THC." Kicking addiction is never easy
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(Oswald Bastable)
 
 
 
If you found yourself in possession of a working time machine, would you be more likely to go witness the Crucifixion, the JFK assassination, kill Hitler, or just go get a really good cheesesteak sandwich?
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Sun October 01, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Alicia and the corralled survivors make it out of the pantry? Will Ofelia vent her frustration with the plan? Will Junkie Depp and Troy stop the horde? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Aurora Sentinel)
 
 
 
In the wake of a deadly gas explosion, Colorado ordered testing of gas pipelines. And it's not as bad as feared. Only 430 are leaking
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's too close to call at the box office as It, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, and American Made are all hovering around $16.5 million in a lackluster weekend. Flatliners flatlines at #5 with $5.5 million, Mother bottoming out to #10 with $1.3 million
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(NFL)
 
 
 
The "London Experiment" appears to be working, as British NFL fans fill the seats for another jolly good smash. And this time, one of their own is on the field. Dolphins vs Saints. 9am ET, FOX
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this striking stadium
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(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Woman arrested after allegedly attacking officers with flaming broom
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(UPI)
 
 
 
American Idol finds the me they've been looking for
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
A public health booze bill that wants to put an end to Ireland's drinking culture by putting it behind curtains in supermarkets? Good luck with that
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Big games include Northwestern-Wisconsin, Miss St.-Auburn, Clemson-VT, and OK State-Texas Tech. What games are you watching? Who will have the shutout of the week? What beer are you drinking? College football kicks off at Noon ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since subs is bored, let's start a Wheel of Time casting discussion thread (complete with one of the most "what in the blue fark were you smoking, injesting and reading simultaneously" castings)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Wait... they're rebooting Charlie's Angels again? What ever the hell for? (Subby looks at Kingsman's box office numbers) Oh yeah, well that makes sense now
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
U.S. Chamber of Commerce wants to prevent consumers from suing companies ... and has filed a lawsuit to outlaw lawsuits. We're not just through the looking glass here, folks, we're moving into entirely new alternate dimensions
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is going to the dogs. And the cats, horses, pigs, chickens, rabbits, and pretty much the entire animal kingdom as we search for the best books every animal lover should read
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fox will be spending a billion dollars making movies based on Yes album covers
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(The Baffler)
 
 
 
"Why was I making small talk with a woman waving around a small rubber fetus and enduring hours of speakers in a venue that didn't even seem to have alcohol for sale?"
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The nation that designed and built the Avro Arrow will now be looking to bolster their front-line Air Force fleet by scrounging for secondhand American aircraft from such military powerhouses as Australia and Kuwait
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting to be terrorized by a twenty-six foot tall wooden-faced grandmother spasmodically jerking through the streets of a major city, Geneva's your place to be
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And another one gone, and another one gone...another one bites the dust. It's your Friday MSNBC Evening Block. Drinking starts at 8PM EST
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Farker is at a farking NHL pre-season hockey game at a brand farking new rink, so let's have a farking thread. The farking pucks drop at farking 7pm ET. SHUT THE FARK UP, PIERRE
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man opens fire after mistaking blown transformers for gunshots. Megatron denies involvement
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
6 years after taking over last place has-been Washington State, Mike Leach is approaching their biggest game of the season in typical fashion: walking to work and waving at a dog's tail
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tax cuts won't raise revenue, deficits don't matter, nothing matters, let's keep this party rocking
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
If you're thinking of importing a child sex doll from Hong Kong, a) you should get out more and b) you could end up in jail
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
You better sit down for this: The Trump administration just confirmed that they are actively trying to undermine Obamacare. Yeah, that wasn't shocking to me either
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Taking a knee puts players on their toes and the President's foot in his mouth. Then, asshat Bears player turns heel with head-first blow to the chin of Packers sure-handed receiver. Peoples' elbow being demanded for said cock. No deflated balls tho
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Now that cancer and global warming have been solved, scientists are busy working on making cotton magnetic and glowing
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Technology from James Bond causes suspect to have to post bond. Behold, the dart-borne tracking device
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Support your local police by making their jobs easier. Especially by texting them that you're a drug dealer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"GOP faces charges of hypocrisy with Kushner emails" Quick, footman, have the maid-of-all-work fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts, I do fear my constitution is not the equal of this most shocking and unforeseen development
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Russian Burger King wants to ban IT because Pennywise looks like Ronald McDonald
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
What a difference 9 months makes: the team that fired and effectively blacklisted Colin Kapernick for taking a knee during the national anthem last year, is now planning a "team-wide demonstration" during the anthem this Sunday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Adjunct professor, how bad can that be? Well, if you don't mind hooking and sleeping in your car, not that bad
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Drunk driver's attempt to get food from a closed McDonald's ends in McFlurry-free jail cell and merciless mocking by the police
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Insane Nazi seeking revenge against America recruiting soldiers. Oddly, not the plot of the next Captain America movie
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The good news if you live at a site that's on the World Heritage List is that your home won't be destroyed by developers. The bad news is that getting on the list will bring a crush of tourists looking for Disney-fied experience
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans are caught in crippling debt thanks to states that are taking away driver's licenses and putting them in a circle of despair
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Saudi Official fired after a photoshopped picture of deceased King with Yoda next to him appears in textbook
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesteryear's hobo was a hard-working American who lived by a strict moral code and traveled the country in search of honest jobs and freedom, not like the bums of today
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twitter: It's good to be king
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
California is the state with the most people looking for sex threesomes. Mostly because it's just too expensive for only two people to share an apartment (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump will skip the new FBI Director installation ceremony on news that most of the audience is actively working to impeach and arrest him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With Moore's win, Dems think they have a shot at winning a Senate seat in Alabama. It's the political equivalent of a behind-the-back, looking-into-a-mirror, trying to hit a moving target 500 yards away, with a pistol, shot; but it IS a shot
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
LIGO-VIRGO detects gravitational waves in three separate detectors for the first time, making 'triangulation' possible at last
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Republicans to unveil 'middle class' tax cut, and by middle class they mean anyone making over a million dollars or more
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Shockingly, The Prophets of Rage don't care for Trump. They believe he may possibly be racist and also even, if you can believe it, kinda dumb. Not only that, but a bit of a narcissistic jerk-off. Well, they are the Prophets of Rage
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(Richmond.com)
 
 
 
Mayor arrested for public intoxication on college campus, before he could go streaking across the quad to the gymnasium
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump embarrassed and pissed after backing losing candidate in Alabama senate primary race, says it's bad for his brand when he loses. Man, just wait till the indictment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley's daughter, Sailor Brinkley, named SI Swimsuit model making her the first model whose mother was also an SI Swimsuit model
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rutgers plans on honoring Ohio State defensive coordinator Greg Schiano before Saturdays game and then kicking his you-know-what
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fire chief who called Mike Tomlin the N-word resigns, but not before blaming the racist media for making him look racist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best and worst cities in the world to drive in. Including ranking by road rage levels
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"In private," Trump "admits that he is engaged in a culture war on behalf of his white, working-class base"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
61-year-old Anthony Bourdain reveals how he developed his epic abs and dropped 30 lbs in nine months: daily BJJ exercise and moderation in eating and drinking, "because you really pay a price for misbehavior immediately on the mat"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Online chef "Ms Yeah" becomes viral sensation in China for her narration-free videos on desktop Chinese cooking using everyday home and office equipment such as irons, hair curlers, and computer cases
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Aerosmith canceled a handful of tour dates as Steven Tyler recovers from a undisclosed "unexpected medical issues." Unnamed sources state that it had nothing to do with Steven looking closely into a mirror
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it looks like the Iraqi government is taking the whole Kurdish Independence well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I started to ask why anyone should be allowed to publish false information for the express purpose of angering their audience... but Stranahan cut me off. "Hey, I'm walking into the White House right now"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Company best known for sucking and blowing is about to make cars
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Drinking coffee could cause cancer, according to lawsuit. To be fair, not drinking coffee results in FIST OF RAGE
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump administration is all over expediting supplies to Puerto Rico-- Nah, just kidding: they won't even waive rules blocking non-US flagged cargo ships from delivering goods to the island
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cowboys are all over the place, the Chargers tumble after a slow start, and the Browns have finally taken their usual slot on the charts. All is right with the world, and this is your Week 4 ESPN NFL Power Rankings Thread
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft working on a coding language that has no name for a computer that may or may not exist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has finally sent out a tweet expressing his heartbreak and concerns for his fellow Americans in Puerto Rico saying he is having trouble holding back tears looking at the images of America's humanitarian crisis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is asking this for a friend, but is anybody really going to boycott the NFL like they are calling for on Facebook and other media sources?
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Mon September 25, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bah Gawd King, he's been broken in half
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night's Fear the Walking Dead seemingly did the impossible: presented an hour of drama and terror that hasn't been seen since season three of the original series. But there's a reason you shouldn't have Alicia as your leader [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Bet you didn't know that a little known Swedish Viking helped build the modern internet
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katie Quackenbush, the woman in Nashville who shot a homeless man from her Porsche, is the classic definition of country music struggle. She has a $2.5 million trust fund, is an $800-an-hour escort, and is seeking a reality TV show and music career (NSFW)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're running late for court, using fake police lights on your car while trafficking ecstasy and meth is a really bad idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
John Kelly: I am sick of these motherf*cking tweets from this motherf*cking White House. Trump: *tweets* "Whoa, we got a badass over here." Kelly: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have a Duel in the Desert with the Dallas Cowboys taking on the Arizona Cardinals. Will Dak Prescott air it out or will Carson Palmer have a big night? Who will protest the National Anthem? Kickoff is at 8:30pm ET on ESPN
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Much like Philip Rivers' quarterbacking, Chargers move to L.A. continues to be a disaster
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Newly released tapes of all of Trump's appearances on the Howard Stern Show, 15 hours in total to Factba.se, and they are making them available in an online searchable archive. And no, this will not "get him" either, because nothing matters any more
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will anyone be able to stop the Indians? How will the Dodgers fare in the postseason? And which teams' fans are just ready for the darn season to end? It's your weekly MLB Power Ranking thread
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Man arrested by Secret Service near the White House had a "slew of weapons", told officers he wanted to talk to Gen Mattis or Adm Rogers about "how to get the chip out of my head." He is expected to be working for Alex Jones by the end of the week
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter Eggs are fun. In Crusader Kings II if you defeat rebels in the province of Tuscany, you get a message stating that they "They will be back in greater numbers." What are your favorite video game easter eggs?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump claims ignorance, making this one of the few times he may be telling the truth
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
As the US ratchets up pressure on countries seeking nuclear weapons, it's worth noting that Los Alamos, a key facility for manufacture and testing of American nukes, has a Homer Simpson-esque safety record
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
People have realized the Big 4 tech companies can be a threat, and it's about f**cking time
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Tombstones found on power plant property, meaning subby's Walking Dead/Godzilla fan fic mashup is one step closer to reality
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hark, what light through yonder EPL breaks? It's your weekend discussion kicking off Saturday with the East London Derby at 7:30am ET, then the main batch of matches at 10, featuring Burnley and Huddersfield. Then Newcastle at Brighton on Sunday at 11. DISCUSS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
John McCain reminds us all that Trump never apologized for not calling him a war hero, instead mocking him for being a POW
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Is fizzy milk making a comeback? Let's hope not
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Final, definitive rankings are in: Deep Space Nine is the best Star Trek. Justification to the left. NERD RAGE to the right
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's nothing unusual about the White House Chief of Staff walking the grounds every night to see if security is tight
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good: Lost 13-year old dog rescued by hikers on Mount Bross after being there six weeks. Fark: Who takes a senior dog hiking in the mountains in the first place?
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Ohio looking to raise the state's average IQ by requiring the birth of all fetuses with Down syndrome
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Anaheim taxpayers built a $108.2 million parking garage for Disneyland. In return, Disney -- whose stock market value is about $152 billion -- pays them $1 a year
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Will Alicia prove to be as ineffective a leader as Madison? Will Jake and Junkie Depp return to the ranch in time to save everyone? Will the looming threat be zombies or preppers? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kingsman: The Golden Circle scrapes together $40 million for a #1 spot, knocking It to #2 with $29 million. The Lego Ninjago Movie is #3 with $20 million, Mother plunking to #6 with $3.25 million, Friend Request blocked at #8 with $1.8 million
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tired and hot after working outside all day? Relax in your own beer dispensing lawn chair
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman who was too cheap to pay for airport parking parks her car in front of a man's home before she goes on vacation. The man decides to wrap her car in thick cellophane
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(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
"So I was standing in the kitchen looking at a naked body hanging from my ceiling like, 'Oh gosh. This can't be happening.'"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In shocking news, it turns out that one of Trump's cabinet heads is a massive hypocrite and is screwing the taxpayers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Knifeman slashes at then gets stabbed by Deli-man who is then is charged with his murder. Batman seen just shaking his head
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The boys are really cooking up something nice in the lab, yea, believe me, it's gonna be the greatest wall you've ever seen. And you know what? We're gonna make it see-through, so we can watch for bad guys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pruitt's EPA: I agree with my mining CEO buddy over here: these farking salmon have had it too easy for too long
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(Old Time Candy)
 
 
 
Subby saw a local store taking their Halloween stuff down and putting Christmas stuff out. While there's still time, what candy should he stock up on and which should he avoid?
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Fri September 22, 2017
(seanhinn.com)
 
 
 
Fark author Sean Hinn, First of His Name, King of the Obscure Men, Breaker of Wind and Father of Dogs has returned with his second fantasy novel. Kindle device giveaways and general shenanigans to ensue. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
The sinking feeling you get when you realize the adult bear you're carrying in the back of your pickup and that you assumed was near death, really isn't
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Concerned about the possibility of an EMP knocking out World of Warcraft servers and his pet rabbit's private jet, GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter advocates for a first strike on North Korea
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Camera car used by council to catch cars parking illegally is photographed parking illegally
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own the mansion from the "Talladega Nights" movie, then you are in luck... if you can pony up the asking price of $4.2 million