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500 headlines found matching 'king'
Mon May 04, 2015
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Bella twins stand up against bullying divas. Ryback stands up against bully, Bray Wyatt. John Cena attempts to end Rusev's mocking and bullying. As always, things are opposite in WWE when they visit Canada for Raw 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(Zenfs images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these inner workings
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New generation of hypersonic planes that fly seven times the speed of sound offer you the chance to eat breakfast in New York and be working your way through a saltwater crocodile's intestines in Australia by dinner
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Want to go from 12th place to first in one week? Winning 10 games in a row usually does the trick. It's your MLB Power Rankings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, you may wish to sit down for this shocking news, but a former deputy director of the CIA says GOP Congressmen investigating the Benghazi consulate attack deliberately distorted and misrepresented what the CIA told them about the incident
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Because why not, here's Stephen King tweeting a bunch of photos of his terrifying Corgi, The Thing of Evil
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Surfing the roof of a stranger's car while riding down the highway tweaking out on meth is no way to go through life, son
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(37)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Here's the breakdown of last night's Game of Thrones episode "Sons of the Harpy," which delivered a shocking character death and...well, not much else, really [WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS]
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(198)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The eternally hot and sexy Helen Mirren's Charm of Making, and Merlin's spells combined, couldn't do anything to prevent this
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(25)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Waitress serving Kansas governor Sam Brownback wrote him a message on his receipt. Was it: A) her phone number, B) instructions for making meth, or C) "Tip the schools"?
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Sun May 03, 2015
(My Fox Detroit)
 
 
 
Police pulled over this couple on their first date. On the 2 year anniversary of their first date, they're pulled over again with shocking results
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(38)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Roger Waters emerges from his douchebag cocoon to accuse the music industry of "stealing every farking cent anybody ever made"
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(73)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
101-year-old man pulled from Nepal earthquake rubble after being buried for a week, immediately tells all the rescuers to get the fark off his farking lawn, dammit
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You're going to have a hard time convincing people that you're not a crazy ex-girlfriend if, after breaking into your ex-boyfriend's home and ransacking the place, you get arrested and poop all over the back seat of the police car
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(69)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
B.B. King now in home hospice care. Lucille gently weeping
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nevada lawmakers take a liking to Colorado's weed economy: "That's entrepreneurship, that's America. It's the future and I think it's coming to Nevada"
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(39)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
"The shocking thing about the Alice Cooper show now is people are kind of expecting me to go up there and just walk through the show, but they walk away going 'what the hell was that? I saw Alice in 76 and he didn't have that much energy'"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Feeling left behind by Kansas Republicans taking steak off the food stamp menu, Wisconsin Republicans triple down by banning shellfish... also spaghetti sauce, spices, tuna fish, dry beans, cheese... basically forget trying to buy food with food stamps
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(NFL)
 
 
 
La'el Collins, a material witness in a murder investigation, says he's taking his ball and going home if he's not drafted today. Let's not have every team rush to get him at once
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(39)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
As David Beckham celebrates turning 40, the How-Old robot says he's been looking younger as he gets older
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a good day to slack off early. And so we've prepared this Fark Quiz for you so you can drop the pretense of working altogether
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(23)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what happened to the girl who texted her boyfriend "Driving drunk woo." No peeking at the tag
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Family buys a home in the country next to a working farm and is upset that farmers spray their fields with herbicides every now and again
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(70)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
German brewers take on fracking: "Beer is a craft that we Germans have learned well, but it relies on nature to provide the products. Hops, barley malt, yeast and, most important of all, water. Poison the well and you poison the product"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A week after one Oxford university newspaper won praise for publishing a rape victim's courageous open letter, another has sparked outrage after joking about donkey punches"
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(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Geese in South Carolina subdivision facing firing squad get one-month reprieve as protesters argue gunning the honking shiatbags down like the huge winged vermin that they are might hurt the feelings of Canadians or some damn thing
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(91)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri effectively "taps out" of their ongoing "derping contest" with KS as Dem Governor Jay Nixon vetoes a bill slashing welfare benefits in the state leaving KS' "No swimming pools for poors" bill as the stupidest farking law passed this year
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(58)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Baltimore Riots hurt Littlefinger's chances of taking the throne away from Cersi. But in comes Grand Maester Bernie to throw the entire world into chaos
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(28)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney: "Working with Kanye was like writing with John Lennon"
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(111)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Walking in the woods is good for your health. Unless you're Little Red Riding Hood, Hansel and Gretel, or the Sheriff of Nottingham
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(26)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
"The history of Pink Floyd, and maybe of classic rock itself, turns on The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking" (Not safe for work image of album cover)
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(61)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Well, on the minus side I didn't win the Edgar award - some young ruffian called Stephen King did. On the plus side ... I got to meet Mr King"
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Thu April 30, 2015
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Do NOT mess with this woman's parking space
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(47)
 
(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Mysterious 1035-year-old prayer wheel surfaces at rare book dealer, resembles something akin to gameboard for Parcheesi or Sorry. "Monks and nuns in the Central Middle Ages often get a bad rap for unsystematic thinking"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"I'm in a metal tube at 35,000 feet and I think I can get away with taking the flight attendant's iPad," says no one ever. Well, except this woman
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(TED)
 
 
 
Science geek demonstrates how to take over the body of another human being. Involves an attractive actual human female, but not in the way you're thinking, perv
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(23)
 
(Yale University)
 
 
 
Yale scientists use nanotechnology to develop new forms of metallic glass, cautioning that they are still several years away from making it strong enough for use in transporting humpback whales
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Bankers are taking ADHD drugs to get ahead. Is that all it takes? Because I would totally ... oh, wait, AHEAD
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Bad: Waking up with Wild Turkey on your night stand. Worse: Coming home to wild turkey in your bathroom
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: Yeah, judges shouldn't be asking for campaign cash, because that would taint the judges to favor the donors. Justice Scalia, naturally, claimed this was an affront to "Freedom of Speech"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A look at how the pro-chav, misogynist Kingsmen: The Secret Service inexplicably earned $400 million at the box office
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Asking your 380,000 employees to do 10-minute daily standups might waste seven person-years per day, but nobody said Agile was easy, especially if you're a company the size of IBM
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Colorado mom chastised by pre-school for packing Oreos in daughter's lunch. With a helpful pic of what a chastised Oreo packing mom looks like
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Wed April 29, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out destroying email is a lot harder than the old days of chucking your computer in the fire
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Getting arrested for stealing wallets and forgery? Meh. 'Liking' your own wanted post on Facebook? Priceless
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Earth is working on creating a brand new continent, say researchers. Check back in 200 million years to see what it looks like
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Roboticists unveil their latest creepily realistic humanoid - and it bears a striking resemblance to Sarah Palin"
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(46)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Air Force developing new ion engine for secretive space plane. Put two of those suckers on it, like a pair of, say, twins, and then we'll be talking
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Technology is making it even easier for your Indian parents to marry you to a perfect stranger
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(55)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The NFL will give up its non-profit status. It's about time this struggling little organization makes a go at making some money
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(56)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(MTV)
 
 
 
16-year-old King Tommen talks about how "nervous and scared" he was filming his bed scene with 33-year-old Queen Margaery, but says it was a cakewalk compared to scenes with Ser Pounce
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(67)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kirk Gibson's future with baseball is looking a little shaky
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(21)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Polygamy leads to heart disease. Then turtle farking
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(30)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Comedian finds two-way mirror in bathroom before gig at bar. Bar owner: "I will burn this f*cking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
High school football coaches making six figures because Alabama
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(33)
 
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Hawaii to become the first state to raise the smoking age to 21, hope to improve the state's health since they also lead the nation in daily consumption of Spam
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(Slate)
 
 
 
For only $5 per month you can receive college credit in current affairs, sports medicine, economics, computer science, theater, political science, and filmmaking
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Fox News shows majority of Americans now support recreational marijuana: "The poll marks the first time the news organization has found majority support for the issue since it began asking the question"
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A week of BareFarking
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
You got your viking movie in my alien movie. No, you got your alien movie in my viking movie
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(30)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
College professor flunks entire class for lack of competence, cheating, lacking ability and for being disrespectful little shiats. One student took offense and rebutted with a thoughtful, "Nah bruh this guy is a straight clown"
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(Latin Post)
 
 
 
It is a new day, NEW DAY, yet John Cena is still our fighting champ. After taking a brilliant diamond cutter, how will Randy Orton get Payback (and somehow let Roman join the party)? Dolph Ziggler is now owed one, tonight on Raw 8pm ET USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Harking back to the Soviet era good old days, Russian lawmakers call for punishing people for being unemployed, call for amending the Constitution to make labor the duty of each citizen
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(44)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Eastern Kansas GOP: So we were thinking that one way to solve our budget problems would be to *cough* raisetaxesonfarmers *cough*. Western Kansas GOP: lolwut
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(76)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Is this the apocalypse? With the Mets, Padres and Cubs all in the top 10, one might wonder. It's your end of April MLB Power Rankings
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(43)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A year from now, when gay marriage has become mandatory and you're being force-marched down the aisle with your new Obama-assigned partner, here's the man you'll want to thank for making it all possible
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(98)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Want to say the hell with all this and go work as a shepherd in north Wales? This is your lucky day: "The successful candidate will need to work evenings and weekends in all elements, love walking, love fresh air and have appropriately trained dogs"
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study says drinking too little water is just as hazardous as alcohol. But certainly not as much fun
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(16)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
"The West demonizes Putin for making Russia feel great again"
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(86)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Quacking duck ringtone helps firefighter rescue ducklings. No word on who gets the bill
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(16)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The only thing more awkward than your Uncle Jeff backtracking on his anti-gay schtick when you come out at Thanksgiving is the 2016 GOP hopefuls trying to save their ass when gay marriage is legal. Except Santorum, he's just as frothy as ever
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(139)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Quitting smoking at any age adds years to a person's life. Which means the best way to outlive your friends is to just keep smoking until you reach 95, and then quit
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(11)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
LeBron James sinks an amazing shot in practice. Behold the King and his full court
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(29)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you spend time walking the dog, paying the bills, and cooking the dinner, a bubble of cold space is bobbing in the cosmos
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Sun April 26, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Professor Stephen Hawking: The world's leading authority on Zayn leaving One Direction
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. Army investigators looking into the the deaths of three special forces soldiers in Mali in 2012, conclude they made one critical, but fatal mistake: Letting the guy with the nickname "Whiskey Dan" drive during their all night hooker and bar crawl
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(51)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia begins jailing people for twerking: "Debauched action is punishable by a range of sanctions from community service to three years behind bars"
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(124)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Cow steroids leaking into waterways are making fish more randy, says study." Man, those cows must be RIPPED
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(5)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
You may soon be able to pay off your student loan with the help of a carefully managed, consistent program of drinking
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(6)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
As we send more and more teams golfing, on this fine Day of Rest the Hockey Gods provide us with just 2 elimination games: At 3:00PM ET, the Wild can send the Blues packing then at 6:00PM ET Montréal will try for a third time to toss the Sens. GO HOCKEY
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(856)
 
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper says LPs are making a comeback: "I sign more vinyl records for fans these days than I do CDs"
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"At 40, women try to undo the damage of booze, smoking and sofa-dwelling in our 20s"
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(6)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I was publicly shamed for sending a porn link to my students. Why weren't my students publicly shamed for clicking it? Checkmate, haters
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(139)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If the flight attendant on your trip resists your advances and refuses to take a photo, jokingly saying you'll hijack the plane is definitely not going to change her mind
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Sat April 25, 2015
(THV 11)
 
 
 
Woman finds 3.69 carat diamond after asking god to lead her to it and save her son Coyotito
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dwayne Bowe returns to KC to attend the funeral of a Chiefs fan, marking the first time he's had a touch down since 2013
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(2)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How you can make $150,000 a year as a food blogger, posted by food blogger who very likely is not making $150,000 a year and quotes "$150K food blogger" who won't reveal her real name
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(23)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these test-taking children
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(25)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Congressman introduces bill to make it illegal for Steve King to introduce legislation. While totally unconstitutional, it is still a good idea
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(56)
 
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
While Marathon bombing victims pay for motels, meals, parking and hobble into court, the Feds have quietly flown in Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's relatives in from Kyrgyzstan and put them up under guard at the Hampton Inn...to testify for him
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(174)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ford employee enjoys working with well-crafted vehicles
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(7)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Mississippi Alderman who ran on a "common sense" platform, passes bill that bans all filming in the city without giving the city a 14 day notice, and a $200 fee. Yes, this includes you and your wife filming your child taking his or her first steps
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(38)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you're nervous right before making a corporate presentation in the boardroom in front of the top CEOs, take a deep breath, get a quick forest bath, and grab something for distraction
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Problem: You run a swingers' club that's moving to a new location in the suburbs, and the locals are freaking out about living near a swingers' club. Solution: Become a church. For swingers
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(65)
 
(Political Wire)
 
 
 
In leaked comments to donors, Jeb Bush insists he won't make same mistakes as Mitt Romney, like making dumb remarks to donors that are accidentally leaked
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(43)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother "horrified" after she realizes her child's alphabet building blocks can be used to spell out rude words. No, f*cking seriously
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(96)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
America's toughest sheriff might be looking at jail time
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(138)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
That cast iron pan you think makes you such a good cook? Yeah, you're taking care of it wrong, dumbass
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(168)
 
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Missing boater found safe after breaking into a house to survive. While there, "he drank copious amounts of alcohol... and when he was found, he was highly intoxicated and was found in one of the victims' underwear"
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When sportswriters start thinking they are ACTUAL writers: "They had been speared in the groin and slashed in the knees and hacked in the gut, willing victims to the frustration of their visitors, human piñatas stuffed only with bliss"
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(15)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
The new banking trend: Not wanting your money and giving you a negative interest rate to make it happen, possibly putting an end to physical cash
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(60)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
School sends a sixth grader to an alternative school for 30 days for jokingly pulling down his buddy's pants. Fark: The victim got the same punishment
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(64)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not news: Drug suspect gets a court-ordered GPS tracking device. News: But still manages to sneak off. Fark: By putting the GPS device on his cat
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(41)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember those kids who bullied the bus monitor a few years back? They've moved on from making old ladies cry to making special needs kids drink pee
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(101)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan is making a Jack and the Beanstalk film for Disney, biatch
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(20)
 
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
"There aren't really any words to describe the joyous horror of what you are about to watch. This blood-puking Cthulhu cat with molotov cocktails and the ability to rampage through Los Santos is the worst horror GTA 5 has to offer"
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(16)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Scott Weiland says his latest attempt at making music with a "supergroup" is a total scam because he didn't even know why he was recording. Heroin's a hell of a drug
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(18)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Defense lawers argue South Carolina's longest-serving sheriff, just found guilty of corruption, should serve no time in prison because when he wasn't taking bribes "he helped protect countless individuals and served his community for four decades"
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You hear a lot about the dangers of drunk driving, but drunk parking? Not so much
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(11)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Tidal's attacks on Pandora and Spotify seems to have been making consumers think, 'Oh yeah, I could be listening to Spotify right now.'"
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(42)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Ohio cop dishes out world's best punishment by locking woman inside her hot car after reports she left her dog there
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(92)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
"A group of researchers in Mexico have been working for four years to come up with the best way of making straight rats gay with mind-altering chemicals"
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(26)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman taken down by police riot squad after taking home clothes hanger that had been left on subway: "It really has been the worst experience of my life but the whole thing is ridiculous. It's a complete waste of time and taxpayers' money"
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(64)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You minions keep complaining about the 1%ers that are running and wrecking this great country but you're wrong, it's the 0.01 percent that own this country
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
B'Rock "Islamic Shock" Obama is set to take home the TPP Belt. WHAT'S THAT? NATIVE AMERICAN RAIN DANCE MUSIC? BAH GAWD KING, LIZ WARREN WITH THE STEEL TEEPEE
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(122)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists just admitted to tweaking the genes of human embryos for the first time in history. What could possibly go wrong?
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(81)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
Video
 
Jon Stewart tells Fox's Dana Perino: Our shows working together would make a 'sh*t taco'
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(12)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Meteorologist explains why parking under overpass is a dick move when driving during a hailstorm
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(105)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman is angered by people mocking National Organization for Marriage's gofundme page and donates the money she was saving for a down payment on her house-all $777 dollars worth. Unclear if she was planning on buying a single or double-wide
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(108)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bees getting a buzz off of tobacco laced pesticides, effectively making them addicted to a substance that kills them
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(43)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a stroke of his gilded pen, His Imperial Majesty King Barack HUSSEIN Obama II will raise the wages of millions of Americans
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(278)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
How do you find out if a gasoline can is leaking? Smoking while you look at it may help
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(18)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
People in Britain are drinking less. Yeah, we got proof: "The number of violence-related injuries treated in hospital dropped by ten per cent last year and is now at its lowest level for 15 years"
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
This is what a REAL working dog does - steals a tractor and goes joyriding
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(47)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The new trailer for Tomorrowland makes it look like Star Wars + Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory and the best part is I'm not even joking
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(82)
 
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
The top 10 drinking songs of all time. "Night Train" by Guns N' Roses? Check. "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by John Lee Hooker? George Thorogood would also be acceptable. "Tequila"? We got ourselves an evening
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(180)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget about the greasy breakfast or taking extra vitamins, according to the ancient Egyptians, the next time you have a hangover you should string the leaves of the shrub Alexandrian chamaedaphne around your neck
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(11)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you're going to post an inspirational Arabic quotation, check the translation before making a literal ass of yourself. Got that, Lindsay?
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(28)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember that "wellness blogger" that claimed to treat terminal cancer through healthy eating? In a shocking twist, she admits to making it all up, and says she doesn't really know how cancer works
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(175)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Update from the Football v. Soccer war: The 49ers are buying 10 acres of youth soccer fields so it can turn them into parking lots
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(23)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the Flash Crash of 2010? The Department of Justice does. Also, if you're going to crash the markets, you probably shouldn't name your hedge fund "Your Name Milking Markets," at least not if you want to get away with it
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Tue April 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's a bird -- It's a plane -- It's an insanely fast Japanese bullet train breaking a world's record
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever have more than five? Congratulations, you're binge drinking. Let's all raise a glass to Alcohol Awareness Month
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(57)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Supercomputers are making a comeback. Would you like to play a game?
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(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't even fricking replace the CARPET in the Dome of the Rock without sparing a major political uproar, a minor religious war and half-a-dozen "Indiana Jones"-style theories about clues to lost treasures
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Koch brothers set to announce the candidate they're backing who they believe will best server their, er, the nation's interest: Scott Walker
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(79)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
O'Malley f**king applies to be Hillary's Biden
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(71)
 
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Police looking for men who bought $1200 worth of booze on a stolen credit card. Hell, so am I, sounds like a party
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Liley the lion wasn't lost, he was simply embarking on an adventure
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(16)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
"Sweatworking, the growing practice of meeting clients for a yoga, barre or spin class, has become the new nine holes of golf in the business world"
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(65)
 
(Everyday Health)
 
 
 
Introverts who claim to like being alone are probably just masking their deep depression
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(301)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Social media could be a powerful tool in tracking tornadoes and other natural disasters, except for one critical problem: Trolls
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(49)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien responds to his angry writer's Tweet about the state of late night television by telling him to quit his biatching and work on making the show funnier
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(76)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Kentucky basketball fans keep licking star player Devin Booker's car door. No word on if Drew participates in this unusual tradition
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(28)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The 45th President will have the have drones capable of tracking terrorists' cell phone signals through audio recordings and kill them. But will he be willing to use that even if it means innocent bystanders might be hurt?
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(72)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
10 speaking and writing errors that are killing your credibility. Like, literally
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(109)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Firefighters scour house looking for victims after hearing calls of "Help... Fire." They found and saved them. Fark: The person calling for help was a parrot
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Toronto Raptors GM Masai Ujiri thinks his $35,000 fine for cursing is FARKing stupid
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(14)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow might be heading to the Eagles. Subby is looking forward to the Farkrage
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(134)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
♩ ♫ My milk truck brings all the crews to the yard and they're like, "It's blocking the road." Damn right, it's blocking the road. I can clear it, but I have to charge ♩ ♫
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(17)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Companies now looking for critical thinking and problem solving above all else. Your English Literature degree... not so much
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The latest anti-Hillary talking point: She doesn't part her hair correctly, so obviously she is unfit to lead the free world. Study it out, people, study it out
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(193)
 
(Berkeley Lab)
 
 
 
Berkeley Labs makes major advance in artificial photosynthesis. Take THAT, stupid plant kingdom
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(22)
 
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
ESPN staff want Britt McHenry towed out of the ESPN parking lot
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(100)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(Details Magazine)
 
 
 
Who's the hardest working man in porn?
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(60)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The Roomba is blocking my view of Uranus
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(25)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Saying 'I have kids with me' allows you to park your Range Rover in a disabled parking spot and then swear at and assault the handicapped person filming you
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(47)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Police officer will receive counseling after being caught on camera saying what everybody is thinking about bike lanes
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(75)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jarret Stoll's arrest for cocaine and MDMA proves at least the Kings are getting better at possession
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Texas House approves gutting municipal fracking bans and would give the state the exclusive right to regulate the oil and gas industry, because Texas
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
U.S. no longer needs the King ♣ to complete the Iraqi straight flush
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(84)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anti-trust regulators leaning toward blocking Comcast's acquisition of Time-Warner Cable
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(34)
 
(Geekasms)
 
Video
 
After leaks, Warner Bros releases Batman v Superman trailer and tries to act like it was their plan all along, thinking they're fooling anyone
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(253)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
California considers bucking the trend on recent abortion laws by telling 'doctors' that they cannot lie to their patients
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(63)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Count de Money: I have come on the most urgent of business. It is said that the people are revolting. King Cuomo: You said it - they stink on ice
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(27)
 
(Baseball Reference)
 
 
 
Well, after two weeks of the MLB season, let's check how the new game-length rules are working: average game length is 3 hours, as opposed to last years' 3:08. Bonus: Without Yankees/Red Sox it's 2:58
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(33)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
South Florida has lost 9,000 millionaires. You'd think they would have some sort of tracking system in place
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When fans should begin panicking about their team's season, broken down by sport
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(35)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bold and the Beautiful gets acclaim for transgender storyline, are still working out whether the character's evil twin will be male or female
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(24)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
How Bear Grylls could save British politics, or at least liven them up by drinking urine during debates
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(9)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
ESPN's Britt McHenry was not happy about having her car towed while eating dinner, so decides to launch an affluenza laden rant at woman working counter at towing company. "I'm in the news sweetheart, I will farking sue this place." w/vid
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(115)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
One of my novels [horror] is on sale today for a buck. It is so awesome even its worst review says that you'll like it [if you're a fan of Stephen King and foul language]
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(12)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Always hoping to find new ways to screw, Ashley Madison looking at an IPO
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: guy gets a tattoo of his newborn baby. You farking idiot: on the whole side of his face
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(64)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like there's gonna be a transgender model on the cover of Men's Health. Man, that's gonna make the two straight guys who read Men's Health *really* uncomfortable while they're checking each other out in the shower
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(62)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation: Whoa, whoa. You thought we said we'd *continue* taking foreign donations while Hillary runs for president. No, no, you totes misheard us. We said NOT continue taking foreign donations. Not. Continue. There, we good now?
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(93)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's is making beer. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(69)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's how it works: Iranian cleric claims thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay
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(127)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Striking airline food workers at LAX affect international flights. United Airlines passengers forced to endure entire flight without getting their bag of 10 peanuts or a handful of stale pretzels
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(5)
 
(Daily Finance)
 
 
 
Use mobile banking? Here's five ways you're doomed. DOOMED
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school student not allowed to attend class because her black leather lace-ups aren't the type of shoes they're looking for, even though they are black leather lace-ups. What a bunch of heels
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(62)
 
(The Takeaway)
 
Audio
 
Thirty years ago, Tommy Tutone (the band) played its last show. A couple months ago, they reunited in New York. Here's an interview with them talking about how they thought they'd made it...and how wrong they were
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(66)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Q: How many NYC departments does it take to build a bus bulb? A: We're working on hiring consultants for the preliminary studies of the bidding process for phase one of the initial tentative proposed exploratory site preparation preparation
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(15)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals, a month ago: OMG REPUBLICAN TRAITERS LETTING BIBI SPEAK TO CONGRESS HE'S A FURRENER. Liberals, today: Oh, the Clinton Foundation will continue taking foreign money while Hillary runs? Why should that be a problem, grow up
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(127)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Before Bob Arum and Don King ruined the sport, boxing meant something
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(26)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon hatches brilliant escape plan which basically consisted of just walking out the front door
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(72)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter thinks it's too easy to vote today, suggests weeding out uninformed voters by making them pass literacy test. Question 1: Are you going to vote for the Democratic candidate?
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(183)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What could be more awkward than meeting your fiancée's dad for the first time? How about recognizing each other from a local gay cruising site and then hooking up
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(107)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How to remain cool as a cucumber as a Buckingham Palace guard after falling on your arse in front of hundreds of tourists
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(57)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Avon reported to be "looking at new business strategies" including a possible sale of the company. In other news, apparently Avon is still in business. Who knew?
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(11)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
No one still has any farking clue what experimental food-like substances go into a Hot Pocket or a Cheeto. And Congress is there to make sure it stays that way
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(86)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(The Chromium Projects)
 
 
 
That sound you heard is Google kicking Oracle in the nuts as today's Chrome update disables Java support, intentionally
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(118)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you hack the lottery by modifying security cameras, sneaking into glass computer room, installing a rootkit in 59 seconds, and setting up offshore company to collect winnings, you may want to wear a fake mustache when buying the actual ticket
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(68)
 
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
NFL draft prospect, who played college ball in Nebraska, thinks New Orleans is "pretty boring". What have you been smoking? (Looks at drug test results) Oh
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(52)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Gather around everyone, and listen to Stephen Hawking sing about the "Galaxy"
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(14)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Minnesota forbids making eye contact with senators, as they may feel threatened and attack
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(138)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
A chart about how Obamacare is working that has Republicans dumbfounded. You can't explain that
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(242)
 
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
After woman asks teenagers to quiet down in movie theater, they assault her in parking lot. Two of the alleged attackers were caught on security cam, so if you see either of these young girls.... Hold on, those are teenagers? Seriously?
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(203)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you light a cigarette while making a bomb, you might be an idiot
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(48)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congrats to former GOP Rep. Bob Inglis for receiving the "Profiles in Courage" award, for bucking the GOP trend and admitting that, yes, science is real and we're all very very screwed
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(73)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is a toddler getting a smack down from a fish
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(7)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Who's off to a hot start, who's not? It's your Week 1 MLB Power Rankings
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(73)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
A scramble in the top four and a relegation battle give added weight to this weekend's EPL fixtures, featuring a massive Manchester derby, Chelsea and Arsenal against tricky minnows, and Liverpool seeking form. Hearts will be broken
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(327)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
And the first person to promise to move to Canada if Hillary is elected is: a divorced man who makes rocking chairs, doesn't own a TV, and once rode a bucking bronco 32 minutes
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(140)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Human Centipede 3 has fans flocking to ATMs, the bisontennial returns, and a severe case of gran larceny: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/5 - 4/11
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(0)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman returns from shopping to find nasty note chiding her for parking in handicapped space when she is clearly not handicapped. Yeah, you pretty much know where this is going
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(443)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It's only been a day, and now another bombshell scandal is rocking the Clinton campaign
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(61)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
"There was a very large man-like bear creature walking around up on the ridge. I was looking right at him, it was just kind of hanging out. I was near a road, so of course Bigfoot being notoriously shy, so he is not gonna come down here" (w/video)
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(43)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If the Hollywood casting couch is a rocking, don't .... holy crap, that's an earthquake
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(14)
 
(Colorado Springs Gazette)
 
 
 
OM NOM NOM: Marijuana businesses gobble up Colorado Springs industrial space: "We've crossed the threshold; we have people calling looking for industrial spaces and it's very difficult to find any space available for just general business purposes"
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(37)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(WDEF Chattanooga)
 
 
 
Fleeing homicide suspects in stolen truck open fire on police officers, injuring two innocent bystanders, crash after chase, then flee on foot with guns in hand. Police respond by...taking them calmly into custody? Wait, what?
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(68)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
If you're tweaking on meth or K2 and start hallucinating that someone is trying to break in, don't go shooting through your front door. Plus, it helps to get rid of the 16-year-old runaway you've been harboring. w/tweaktastic mugshot
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(44)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
At last, a solution to the great yogurt problem: how to get all the yogurt off the lid without licking it like a fool?
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(37)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
ProTip: If ever you should be stranded out on the ocean and are forced to send a message in a bottle seeking help, do it the smart way. Here comes the science
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(11)
 
(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Problem With Deploying Trigger Warnings:" The researchers and writers of this study say it's a ground-breaking, long-awaited look at trigger warnings in college syllabi. Everyone else, unfortunately, is afraid to read it
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(90)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith takes on gender-specific clothing by wearing female gender-specific clothing, in much the same way Fark takes on beer bingeing by drinking whiskey
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Ringo Starr says he was mad 'for 20 years' after The Beatles broke up. Good?: He can't remember whole years due to a drinking problem
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(43)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republicans are anti-immigration if you are looking to escape genital mutilation or fascism. But if you want to homeschool? Bring us your hungry, creationist masses
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Ukraine passes a law banning the use of Soviet era symbols, the Russian foreign ministry denounces them for using "truly totalitarian methods, attacking freedom of the press, opinion or conscience," to "rewrite history"
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(25)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Tanking? In the NBA? More likely than you think
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(48)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you worried that renewed ties between Cuba and America means not having a boogie man in the western hemisphere any more fear not Venezuela is happily taking Cuba's place
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(34)
 
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
President known to enjoy smoking cites 'climate change' as possible cause of daughter's asthma attack
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(148)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen King's Dark Tower series, which were set to become movies but then were cancelled, only to be back on again, have once again been cancelled because they're going to become a television series
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Fri April 10, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Scientists find that strategically plucking hairs leads to increased growth of new follicles due to "quorum sensing"
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(26)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Man acquitted for thinking apartment he broke into was a spaceship. Which finally answers the question as to whatever happened to the jury that found O.J. Simpson not guilty
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(24)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The sentient marijuana cloud animating the distended corpse of Keith Richards supports Mick Jagger's attempts at making a new Rolling Stones album
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(61)
 
(Some Sad Badger)
 
 
 
Josh Gasser gives his hail and farewell to Badger fans, thanking them for their support. Classy enough not to mention that Duke still sucks
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(13)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Little boy bids a heartbreaking farewell to his best friend
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(26)
 
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
How will your state rank economically in 2015? It's simple, if you're in the Bible Belt, you will prosper; but if you dwell in some liberal hellhole, you'll be celebrating New Year's Eve drinking Listerine and dining on ketchup packet-flavored ramen
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(188)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Amazon Prime members still prefer Netflix, so you can quit making every damn item "exclusive" to Prime members only to try to con people into using the service
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(75)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Chelsea FC bid to sign Muto, looking to upgrade from diving to spitting green mist into people's faces
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(15)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
The Federalist goes brony with a detailed breakdown of last week's season premiere, but they weren't looking for funny faces or animation glitches. No, they were looking for anti-marxist symbolism
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(105)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tehran mullahs begin campaign to obliterate fun from the internet. Iranian men banned from checking out women on "Face-hidden-by-burqa-Book"
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is tired of the media making him look bad with accurately quoted remarks
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(108)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
COMING SOON: The sequel that nobody asked for to that film that nobody went to see starring the second-best character from Breaking Bad
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(48)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are asking drivers stranded on a British expressway not to play soccer while they wait for help
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(18)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to the tireless efforts of the TSA, only 268 drunks, mentally ill persons, or lazy people taking a shortcut have managed to get into major airports in the past decade
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(38)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anti-Vaxxer rethinking her stance after all 7 kids get whooping cough
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(163)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Prosecutors looking into possible sleazy dealings involving 1 WTC observation deck contract awarded to Jerry Jones with help from Chris Christie, and by "possible" they mean "shriekingly obvious to anybody except a New Jersey politician"
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(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
First he took away our freedom to refuse baking gay cakes, now Obama is after our freedom to brainwash our gay children
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(204)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just a dog taking its human for a walk across the road... drive along
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(8)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
"We had bought a DIY tattoo kit online and originally it was a well-intentioned exercise. Then when it didn't turn out right it dawned on me this was forever. If anyone is thinking of trying their own tattoos - I would just say, don't"
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(71)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man loses 150 pounds after giving up beer for gin and tonics. That's your takeaway. Ignore the gym and the healthy eating crap and check out how ripped you get from drinking gin
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(33)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
China has made it easier for organs to be harvested for "donation" by letting your boss, co-worker, or even your drinking buddy give the okay
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
24 years after his arrest, Pee Wee Herman on set of new movie looks exactly like... Pee Wee Herman. Don't tell me, I don't actually want to know, but whatever he uses for wrinkle cream is sure working
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(56)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A boxing match had to be halted after a fighter's cell phone fell out of his trunks during a round: "I was thinking, 'Man, my cell phone just fell out in the ring - and on TV' (pics)
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(9)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Russia hacks into White House computers, is looking at all your sexy nekkid pictures right now
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(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tehran Tom believes attacking Iran would be swift and effortless. In fact, we'll be greeted as liberators
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(337)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Honestly people, stop picking on people's religion just because they want to wear a colander on their head
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(110)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul's season finale throws in one final clever Breaking Bad easter egg
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(97)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Having cured all terminal illnesses & solving the world's energy crisis, scientists try to find an answer to that age old question. Why are the Dutch so farking tall?
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(61)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jon Cryer recalls the awkwardness of working with Ashton Kutcher for the first time because Cryer had dated Kutcher's mom, Demi Moore
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(24)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Human Centipede 3 gets a release date. Fans of the franchise flocking to ATMs everywhere
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(40)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
News: A new invasive species is taking over a lake in Colorado. Fark: Goldfish
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(56)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Those adopt-a-highway volunteers might be slacking off if it takes several years to notice a body by the side of the road
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(27)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
A man named Burger is marrying a woman named King. No word on if the couple is waiting for their wedding night before having some In-N-Out
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(82)
 
(RotoExperts)
 
 
 
A Masters glossary, so you can pretend to know what you're talking about
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Netherlands says 190 Dutch citizens have left the country to fight with ISIS, making it the largest expeditionary force the Dutch have had since the 1860s
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I recently read my late husband's diary. Is the bigger concern that it is mostly about his old girlfriend, thought of her while making love, and wondered what our kids would look like with her, or that I married a man with a diary?
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(62)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk guy looking for warm place to sleep breaks into building and takes a nap. Only one slight problem
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(11)
 
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Have you ever been to an international coffee expo it's really great there are coffee diplomats from all over the world ready to share their coffee with you and you keep drinking coffee is it just me or is my heart beating really fast
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(19)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
PSA: EA Sports is not the only developer making sports games, just the only one running them into the ground
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(59)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
BB King hospitalized due to diabetes-related complications. Eric Clapton immediately becomes the greatest blues guitarist in the world for the duration of King's stay
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(99)
 
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Now that is what I call finger licking good
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(52)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(WWE)
 
 
 
With AJ gone, can another diva skip their way into our hearts? Who will fall next to the Irish Techno Viking? How will Cole ruin commentary this week? Find out on WWE Raw (8pm ET, USA; Pre-show 7:30pm ET, WWE Network)
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(1246)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man accused of attacking old flame with fire extinguisher
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(23)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"It's been amazing. We're getting calls from people who are curious about atheism for the first time in their lives. And when we ask them what got them thinking about it, they all say the same thing: 'I just heard Ted Cruz talk.'"
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(113)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police officers do not know why Florida man was driving southbound in a northbound lane, but since he left his wallet when he fled the scene of the ensuing accident, the working hypothesis is 'stupid'
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Jonathan Coulton's JoCo Cruise 2016 booking is now open. Now offering rum, the lash, and... what's that third thing again? February 21-28, 2016, on Royal Caribbean's Freedom Of The Seas
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(12)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger says what we're all thinking about Terminator Salvation: "It sucked"
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(119)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Self-driving Audi completes cross-country trip in 9 days, not counting the two days in NYC trying to find a parking spot
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(173)
 
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman kicked out of bar and arrested for : a) flicking a lit cigarette at an officer, b) making a hand gesture like a gun while saying "say hello to my little friend", c) dancing with Jim Carey in the batman costume, d) all of the above
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(66)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With only one more week left in hockey's regular season, teams are vying now for playoff positions - come see where they stand. It's your Week 26 NHL power rankings
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(83)
 
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
70% of people taking antidepressants aren't suffering depression. Although in this economy it will just be a matter of time until they are
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(80)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
How to survive while working at a job you hate. We're sure you have some helpful advice on this one
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(16)
 
(Vocativ)
 
 
 
They say that "fake it till you make it" is good advice when trying to learn on the job. This, however, is not good advice when working in law enforcement. Especially if you aren't really a cop
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What's wrong with just making a really nice stew? Is that wrong? Should I not have said that?
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(63)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you happen to notice the entire universe shrinking into a single, supermassive black hole today, here's why
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chef painstakingly arranges plates of corn dogs, Pop Tarts, Cheetos and cheap snacks to make them look like Michelin-star meals
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(46)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Kansas is making sure that the poors aren't allowed to blow their welfare payments on cruise ships. All $24.15 per day of it that's left after ATM fees, that is
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(427)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Now that this season of The Walking Dead is over, Castro comes out of seclusion
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(21)
 
(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Taiwanese navy unveils its new self-designed, twin-hulled stealth missile corvette that spokesman calls "The Carrier Killer" while staring angrily towards China and asking if they would like a translation for that
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(103)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles has invented a better parking sign, which can confuse people no matter what language they speak
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(44)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Britain's Isles of Scilly is seeking a new constable for the world's most cushy police posting. Qualifications include knowing how to deal with wandering sea pups, catching speeding golf cars and saving goldfish"
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(23)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
"Curiously, the Internet offers up slim pickings when it comes to recipes for cooking pythons"
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking his friends on a joyride in a stolen Maserati, going 185
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(40)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
China, where driving a Buick and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon are signs you've totally made it
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(14)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wapo asking the tough questions that really matter. Like: Why is the White House Easter Bunny always so creepy?
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(69)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Because nothing impresses the ladies quite like taking them back to your home that you built with low-cost materials for only $500
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(69)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Feline survives a 17 day, 3,000 mile trip from Egypt to Britain locked in a shipping container with no food or water. Sinbad the sailor is just fine and looking forward to a relaxing Caturday
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(1169)
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Shoppers who bring reusable shopping bags to supermarket buy more junk food than those who don't, likely as subconscious treat to themselves. 'I don't think people are actively thinking, "I'm using reusable bags, so I will get some doughnuts"'
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(42)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(WCHS Charleston)
 
 
 
Pop quiz, hot shot. Your airplane is smoking but the nearest landing is West Virginia. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Heavy shelling is making roads difficult to navigate. Oh wait... these are just spring potholes in Canada
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(31)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
This is why checking the spam folder every now and then isn't such a bad idea
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fact checking Obama's absurd claim that Obamacare has been responsible for preventing 50,000 hospital deaths reveals that this claim is..well...100% true and backed by solid evidence
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(86)
 
(96.1 KISS)
 
 
 
Pig stand-off at Burger King gets extra weird when employee tried to feed the pig bacon
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(48)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Banks have been quietly parking vans advertising "Free Candy" at the ends of cul-de-sacs in seedy neighborhoods... again
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(51)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here are some photos of smiling, happy animals
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(13)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If parallel universes exist, we could probably find evidence of them by checking for goatees
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(67)
 
(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Synthetic marijuana linked to kidney injuries. Although, If you're hurting your kidneys by smoking fake weed, you might need to start inhaling a little easier
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're going to work as a valet parking attendant, it really helps if you know the difference between the gas and brake pedals, especially the ones in a $600k Ferrari GTO 599
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(51)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not content with merely working them to death, the Qatari government forces thousands of laborers working on the 2022 World Cup infrastructure to run a marathon. Barefoot
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(40)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Can the Bruins beat the Wings to improve their seeding? Can Ottawa close in on the 8th seed? Will the Kings get beat by the Oilers? All of this and more in your Thursday NHL thread. Games in progress
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(116)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you're still looking for a lawn yeti, there's good news on the horizon
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(19)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods plays 18 hole practice round at Augusta, sparking speculation that he may play in the Masters where he'll be able to get in 36 holes before leaving
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(34)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What was it like being Andre the Giant? Sure, you get the good of drinking a hundred beers in one sitting and taking a dump in a bathtub, but you don't fit anywhere, live in constant pain, and die young
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Terrorists attacking students in Kenya. Is it Thursday again already?
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
The Cigarette Smoking Man will be returning to the new X-Files series, presumably in a million smoking pieces
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(47)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin James looking to return to TV, because we just don't have enough Oafish Fat Guy/Inexplicably Hot Wife sitcoms these days
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(74)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What's worse than being caught masturbating? Being caught masturbating while looking at women inside a Walmart. What's worse than that? Getting charged with damaging property with your bodily fluids
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(19)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Cruel dad trolls daughter every year by making her believe she has gotten into Hogwarts
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(29)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new 'Star Trek' series has cast its new captain with a familiar farking face
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(90)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A child, who is home alone, foils burglars ransacking home. You know, this would a great premise for a movie
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(17)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
They solved parallel parking in 1927, and we totally forgot about it
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(37)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Study: Giving kids alcohol could lead to early drinking
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts is now making Oreo cheesecake squares. For breakfast. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(2)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, on the other side of the looking glass, Republicans vote to preserve education while Democrats screw teachers, leaving Scott Walker unsure which party's primary to run in when he gets to New York
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(29)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
One third of all aerospace workers in Washington State make $15 an hour or less. It's comforting to know that the rivets on the wing of your plane were attached by someone making minimum wage
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(26)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Have you deactivated your Facebook account, logged out, or opted out of behavioral advertising? One slight problem ... a two-year tracking cookie
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(49)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Lex Luthor, a Russian analyst is calling for a nuclear strike at the San Andreas fault line. As well as Yellowstone National Park
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(130)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"Hello, officer. Fancy meeting you at the convenience store this fine evening. Lovely weather we're having. Why yes, I AM doped up on heroin, thank you for asking"
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(28)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Latest economic data shows that oilpatch downturn is so severe that people there are now being forced to choose between drinking OR driving
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(21)
 
(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
A Kickstarter campaign by Tom Waits fans has been started to publish an "illustrated scrapbook," chronicling the making of "Tom Waits For No One," a short film released in 1979
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(36)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
International Friendlies resume. VonTrapps taking on the Live Free or Don't Neutrals followed by the Flying DeJong's and Spain, Super Marios versus Will Harry Kane play. And Russia against a team whose fans hopefully don't shoot flares at them
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid is totally in shape and excited for her audition for The Walking Dead
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(134)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well somebody may get rich off of Michigan State making it to the Final Four. This man may win $1 million if the Spartans win it all
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(16)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Man in Southern California is asking for help after being surrounded by strange light anomalies and two types of creatures, including a "95 percent" transparent humanoid and a bodiless being with "glowing eyes" (w/creepy ass pics)
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(43)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Walmart-backed group is working to roll back workers' compensation
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(287)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for obsessively stalking 11-year-old girl via text message, homework sheets. "Alcorn hid her phone number on a math worksheet by telling the girl to dial numbers that had been circled"
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(116)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Fresh off of Bountygate, the NFL is looking into another Belicheck camera issue
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Syrian leader Assad claims that ISIS has gained quite a following since they provoked America into fighting them. It's almost like there's a history of "provoking America = more recruits and added legitimacy"
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Browns GM suspended for texting. He's just lucky he wasn't caught taking a selfie
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(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here' is a guy who built a carrot Iron Throne for his rabbit
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(11)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
With the opening day a week away, where does your team stand going in? It's your 2015 MLB Pre-Season Power Rankings
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(111)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Four of hockey's best teams have clinched playoff spots - who will be next? It's your Week 25 NHL Power Rankings
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(40)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This show has hard drinking spies, Nazi villains, and jokes every five seconds. And no, it's not Archer, it's a live action show called Danger 5 and today it is our new spirit animal
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's brother facing an impossible challenge. Looking for the power of Fark for help
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(5)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary Clinton musical to make its off-Broadway debut. Will be called "Clinton: The Musical", only because the working title of "Kill Bill" was already taken
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(18)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus discusses the major implications for Daryl in season six of The Walking Dead in the wake of "Conquer"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Gay Passion of the Christ" deemed blasphemous. Because an unmarried single guy living with 12 dudes and talking about "loving everyone" is the straightest motherfarker this side of Oedipus
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
China invites foreign armed forces to take part in a lavish military parade in Beijing this fall marking the 70th anniversary of victory over Japan in World War II. US feels awkward about the invite, but not as much at Japan getting an invitation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are 12 iconic photos painstakingly recreated using miniature models
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because marijuana is legal in Alaska does not mean you can smoke it in the police department parking lot
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(io9)
 
 
 
Great, now drones are making sheep dogs unemployed
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
This is why you and your wife should avoid breaking into the home of a female weightlifter. "He hit me, so I socked him in his eye." (Bonus: His & Her mugshots)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
By today's standards, Coney Island's 87-year-old wooden Cyclone roller coaster is tame and dull ... except when it gets stuck on opening day and you have to walk down on the wooden side planks, while looking over the ocean. Now that's excitement
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Sun March 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Porchdick get his comeuppance? Will Morgan finally unveil himself? Can Rick keep the wolves at bay? Who lives? Who dies? Find out in the season 5 finale of The Walking Dead, "Conquer." The brain chomping starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen King finishes his feud with Maine's governor with a final statement. Finally, a good ending
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"But this is taking the Mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.''
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(Israel National News)
 
 
 
5000 year old beer making equipment discovered in Israel, Letting us know which brew Israeli Hipsters will be obnoxious about next year
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Before the Avengers, before X-men, before even Howard the Duck, there was Sheena: The First Marvel Movie. (And, more importantly to your then-middle-school-aged Subby, there was Sheena: The 'Taking a Shower in a Waterfall' Scene)
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
House Republican leader posts on her facebook page, asking for Obamacare horror stories on the five-year anniversary. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a baby pygmy goat trying to figure out how to use stairs
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Woman reaches over counter and steals cookie when employee isn't looking. Gets highly offended when called out
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(Coed)
 
 
 
Venezuelan model wears waist-shrinking device 23 hours a day. Of corset hurts
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Sat March 28, 2015
(Llanelli Star)
 
 
 
Police helicopter used in pursuit of wine drinking bicyclist
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(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
NASA can't wait to try out its new "over the shoulder boulder holder" technique to save the earth from massive asteroid impact. Actually, like geeks everywhere, they're *really* looking forward to figuring out how to unhook the damn thing
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who was shot 27 times in one firefight will run in a half-Ironman representing Carrick Brain Centers. You'll be able to hear the clanking of giant balls and bullet fragments for miles around
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim both the cereal cafe and the owl cafe OVER, are taking their talents to artisanal toasties, aka "melts." At £4.50, the grilled cheese offers Londoners "a gourmet American-inspired version of this much loved snack"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual posthumous Tupac Shakur release, making that 5 albums released when he was alive, 6,392 albums released since his death
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Switching back from a smartphone to an older-style "dumb" phone? Congratulations. "There's now a growing cachet in sporting a dumb phone, seeking relief from the compulsion to constantly check emails and social media"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is taking math lessons. I'll let you guys finish this one
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Fri March 27, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Fear the title of AMC's upcoming The Walking Dead spin-off
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Buddhist monk, 41, busted for seeking enlightenment and inner peace by filming upskirts of schoolgirls
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Sherlock' co-creator teases Season 4 while somehow making a credible defense for '50 Shades of Grey'
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Can Eichel keep his stock up? Has Buffalo's tanking been for nothing? The Men's NCAA Hockey Tournament starts today
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine's governor refuses to apologize to Stephen King for falsely claiming King had moved to Florida (he hasn't) to avoid Maine's high taxes and instead challenges King to "Make me the villain of your next book". Governor, that was....*unwise*
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says he wants The Who to stop at the top of their game, has dozens of scientists working a way to send him back in time to 1978
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