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500 headlines found matching 'king'
Wed April 01, 2015
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Cruel dad trolls daughter every year by making her believe she has gotten into Hogwarts
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(16)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The new 'Star Trek' series has cast its new captain with a familiar farking face
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(50)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
A child, who is home alone, foils burglars ransacking home. You know, this would a great premise for a movie
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(17)
 
(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
They solved parallel parking in 1927, and we totally forgot about it
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(33)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Study: Giving kids alcohol could lead to early drinking
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(42)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts is now making Oreo cheesecake squares. For breakfast. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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(2)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, on the other side of the looking glass, Republicans vote to preserve education while Democrats screw teachers, leaving Scott Walker unsure which party's primary to run in when he gets to New York
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(29)
 
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
One third of all aerospace workers in Washington State make $15 an hour or less. It's comforting to know that the rivets on the wing of your plane were attached by someone making minimum wage
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(26)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Have you deactivated your Facebook account, logged out, or opted out of behavioral advertising? One slight problem ... a two-year tracking cookie
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(46)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from Lex Luthor, a Russian analyst is calling for a nuclear strike at the San Andreas fault line. As well as Yellowstone National Park
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(130)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"Hello, officer. Fancy meeting you at the convenience store this fine evening. Lovely weather we're having. Why yes, I AM doped up on heroin, thank you for asking"
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(28)
 
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Latest economic data shows that oilpatch downturn is so severe that people there are now being forced to choose between drinking OR driving
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(21)
 
(DIY Mag)
 
 
 
A Kickstarter campaign by Tom Waits fans has been started to publish an "illustrated scrapbook," chronicling the making of "Tom Waits For No One," a short film released in 1979
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(35)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
International Friendlies resume. VonTrapps taking on the Live Free or Don't Neutrals followed by the Flying DeJong's and Spain, Super Marios versus Will Harry Kane play. And Russia against a team whose fans hopefully don't shoot flares at them
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid is totally in shape and excited for her audition for The Walking Dead
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(134)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well somebody may get rich off of Michigan State making it to the Final Four. This man may win $1 million if the Spartans win it all
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(16)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Man in Southern California is asking for help after being surrounded by strange light anomalies and two types of creatures, including a "95 percent" transparent humanoid and a bodiless being with "glowing eyes" (w/creepy ass pics)
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(43)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Walmart-backed group is working to roll back workers' compensation
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Mon March 30, 2015
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Teacher arrested for obsessively stalking 11-year-old girl via text message, homework sheets. "Alcorn hid her phone number on a math worksheet by telling the girl to dial numbers that had been circled"
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(116)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Fresh off of Bountygate, the NFL is looking into another Belicheck camera issue
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Syrian leader Assad claims that ISIS has gained quite a following since they provoked America into fighting them. It's almost like there's a history of "provoking America = more recruits and added legitimacy"
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Browns GM suspended for texting. He's just lucky he wasn't caught taking a selfie
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(27)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here' is a guy who built a carrot Iron Throne for his rabbit
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(11)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
With the opening day a week away, where does your team stand going in? It's your 2015 MLB Pre-Season Power Rankings
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(111)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Four of hockey's best teams have clinched playoff spots - who will be next? It's your Week 25 NHL Power Rankings
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(40)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This show has hard drinking spies, Nazi villains, and jokes every five seconds. And no, it's not Archer, it's a live action show called Danger 5 and today it is our new spirit animal
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker's brother facing an impossible challenge. Looking for the power of Fark for help
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(5)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Bill and Hillary Clinton musical to make its off-Broadway debut. Will be called "Clinton: The Musical", only because the working title of "Kill Bill" was already taken
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(18)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus discusses the major implications for Daryl in season six of The Walking Dead in the wake of "Conquer"
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(120)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Gay Passion of the Christ" deemed blasphemous. Because an unmarried single guy living with 12 dudes and talking about "loving everyone" is the straightest motherfarker this side of Oedipus
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(155)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
China invites foreign armed forces to take part in a lavish military parade in Beijing this fall marking the 70th anniversary of victory over Japan in World War II. US feels awkward about the invite, but not as much at Japan getting an invitation
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(74)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here are 12 iconic photos painstakingly recreated using miniature models
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(25)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Just because marijuana is legal in Alaska does not mean you can smoke it in the police department parking lot
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(61)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Great, now drones are making sheep dogs unemployed
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(25)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
This is why you and your wife should avoid breaking into the home of a female weightlifter. "He hit me, so I socked him in his eye." (Bonus: His & Her mugshots)
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(65)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
By today's standards, Coney Island's 87-year-old wooden Cyclone roller coaster is tame and dull ... except when it gets stuck on opening day and you have to walk down on the wooden side planks, while looking over the ocean. Now that's excitement
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Sun March 29, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Will Porchdick get his comeuppance? Will Morgan finally unveil himself? Can Rick keep the wolves at bay? Who lives? Who dies? Find out in the season 5 finale of The Walking Dead, "Conquer." The brain chomping starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen King finishes his feud with Maine's governor with a final statement. Finally, a good ending
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"But this is taking the Mickey and we want the top of our mountain back.''
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(54)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
5000 year old beer making equipment discovered in Israel, Letting us know which brew Israeli Hipsters will be obnoxious about next year
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(60)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Before the Avengers, before X-men, before even Howard the Duck, there was Sheena: The First Marvel Movie. (And, more importantly to your then-middle-school-aged Subby, there was Sheena: The 'Taking a Shower in a Waterfall' Scene)
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(94)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
House Republican leader posts on her facebook page, asking for Obamacare horror stories on the five-year anniversary. It goes about as well as you'd expect
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(224)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a baby pygmy goat trying to figure out how to use stairs
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(15)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Woman reaches over counter and steals cookie when employee isn't looking. Gets highly offended when called out
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(41)
 
(Coed)
 
 
 
Venezuelan model wears waist-shrinking device 23 hours a day. Of corset hurts
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(53)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Llanelli Star)
 
 
 
Police helicopter used in pursuit of wine drinking bicyclist
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(48)
 
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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(61)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
NASA can't wait to try out its new "over the shoulder boulder holder" technique to save the earth from massive asteroid impact. Actually, like geeks everywhere, they're *really* looking forward to figuring out how to unhook the damn thing
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(16)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Former Navy SEAL who was shot 27 times in one firefight will run in a half-Ironman representing Carrick Brain Centers. You'll be able to hear the clanking of giant balls and bullet fragments for miles around
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
London hipsters proclaim both the cereal cafe and the owl cafe OVER, are taking their talents to artisanal toasties, aka "melts." At £4.50, the grilled cheese offers Londoners "a gourmet American-inspired version of this much loved snack"
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(24)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It's time for the annual posthumous Tupac Shakur release, making that 5 albums released when he was alive, 6,392 albums released since his death
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(26)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Switching back from a smartphone to an older-style "dumb" phone? Congratulations. "There's now a growing cachet in sporting a dumb phone, seeking relief from the compulsion to constantly check emails and social media"
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(112)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is taking math lessons. I'll let you guys finish this one
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(77)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Fear the title of AMC's upcoming The Walking Dead spin-off
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(37)
 
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Buddhist monk, 41, busted for seeking enlightenment and inner peace by filming upskirts of schoolgirls
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(58)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Sherlock' co-creator teases Season 4 while somehow making a credible defense for '50 Shades of Grey'
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(12)
 
(NCAA)
 
 
 
Can Eichel keep his stock up? Has Buffalo's tanking been for nothing? The Men's NCAA Hockey Tournament starts today
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(35)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine's governor refuses to apologize to Stephen King for falsely claiming King had moved to Florida (he hasn't) to avoid Maine's high taxes and instead challenges King to "Make me the villain of your next book". Governor, that was....*unwise*
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(138)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says he wants The Who to stop at the top of their game, has dozens of scientists working a way to send him back in time to 1978
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert rules out White House run, claiming he's too bald to be President. Like that was the only thing separating him from taking up residence on Pennsylvania Avenue
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Vikings are doing the "buy a brick" program for their new stadium complete with an online generator. You know what to do
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(77)
 
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stephen King to Maine governor: "Man up and apologize." Governor: "Apologize for what? I never said what I said I said"
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(82)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While everybody's been talking about some college kid's antics, actually, it's about ethics in venture capitalism. #NotAllVCs
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(26)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
US District judge rules some married same-sex couples not eligible for FMLA leave, depending on what state they're working in. 14th Amendment surrenders
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(77)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Weren't you just thinking, "Man, I could really go for a Coach remake"? No? Well too damn bad
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(47)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Gale Anne Hurd says The Walking Dead season finale will have "sad losses." You have three days to brace yourself
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(113)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Driver causes 5 car accident while making a U-Turn... on Interstate 5 in Seattle
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(29)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Universal installing metal detectors on roller coaster, hopefully preventing loose objects from falling out of pockets and terrorists from hijacking it and taking it to Cuba
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(31)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Lawyer who worked tirelessly to defend and exonerate toxic pollution corporations sues neighbor for smoking
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(59)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Bootstrappy Obamacare hating Sheriff who totally isn't asking for charity was so successful at begging for $30K that he is now begging for twice as much
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(67)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
While the US supports Saudi Arabia attacking Iranian-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen, the US is now supporting Iranian attacks against Saudi-backed ISIS rebels in Tikrit. I don't see this backfiring whatsoever
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(86)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin just binged 'The Walking Dead' and figured out a brilliant solution for how to survive the zombie apocalypse
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(174)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Over-familiar owl" loves to surprise people walking through field, walk on their head for about 1 minute. "It was a very funny thing to watch, however I'm just as confused as anyone as to why it does this"
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(70)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Arizona woman arrested for making a bar mitzvah into a real coming of age event
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As everyone on Fark already knew, you've been cooking rice wrong
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(158)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Talking with your kids frankly about sex. "Go ask your brother" still more effective
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(88)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The next organization to threaten packing up their bags and leaving Indiana over religious persecution law is **spins the wheel** the Disciples of Christ
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(109)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How much parking is there in and near downtown Boston? Any answer beyond "not enough" will cost you $80,000
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(40)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Just look at this ultrasound of a fetus' reaction to its mother's smoking. LOOK AT IT
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(139)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
President Barack Obama signs executive order making Ted Cruz ineligible for coverage under the Affordable Care Act
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Six year old able to cut his smoking habit down to five cigarettes per day, hopes to conquer his gallon a day whiskey habit next
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(36)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative website is utterly stunned and SHOCKED The New York Times isn't taking Ted Cruz's presidential bid seriously
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(120)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(France 24)
 
 
 
Hitler watercolor to go on sale...if you want an amateurish, almost childish attempt to express lost love through a still life of flowers. Then again, if this guy had talent, we'd all be talking about him
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(174)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taking your pants off and trying to bite a police officer after pouring oil on satellite dishes is no way to go through life, sir
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Obama using "Operation Choke Point" to strangle businesses he doesn't like? Does it involve Force Choking? Would that make Obama a Sith Lord? And Biden his apprentice? Fox News asks the questions
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(148)
 
(British Psychological Society)
 
 
 
Working at a treadmill desk "boosts your memory and concentration," still makes you look stupid (pic)
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(11)
 
(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Handy map of the hate groups in the U.S. Yes, California has the most, and we aren't just talking about places like Whole Foods
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(204)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
San Francisco hosts first dog tech conference. No dogs were actually in attendance, though, presumably because they were too busy working on new crotch sniffing and steak-procuring technology
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(10)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For everyone who was wondering about the family involved in a deadly brawl this past weekend in the parking lot of an Arizona Walmart, it turns out they were all part of a traveling street band from Idaho
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(63)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Peter King gives us all a reason to hope Ted Cruz wins the GOP nomination
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(67)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Nose picking, scab peeling, fingernail biting, and other disgusting habits your children picked up from watching you
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(27)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Ex-Dukes of Hazzard star: "Confederate flag license plates are part of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s vision for America." No, that's not General Lee accepted, Cooter
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(180)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Stunt man runs 645 feet while on fire, breaking record previously held by Richard Pryor
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(36)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Upset at California attorney who seeks to pass ballot initiative titled "Sodomite Suppression Act," community activist and professional troll responds by seeking to pass ballot initiative titled "Intolerant Jackass Act"
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(67)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tour operators report a boom in bookings for Cuba before US culture takes over. Filled with poverty, mass-murderers and second-rate healthcare, the US is to the north west of Cuba
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(137)
 
(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Hey, listen. Netflix is NOT working on a Legend of Zelda show
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(49)
 
(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
"I was checking my online banking and immediately noticed I had an extra £1.25 million in my account"
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(32)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Stephen King wants Gov. LePage to "man up and apologize"
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(164)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The Ottawa Senators are shooting up the standings in a drive for a playoff spot, but do they have what it takes to get one? It's your Week 24 NHL Power Rankings
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(75)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Why Hollywood can't do hacking right
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(212)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Deanna accept Carol's sympathy? Will paradise crumble? Will Glenn keep going to bat for Alexandria? It all comes to a head in the penultimate episode of season 5. It's your official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. It all starts at 9PM ET on AMC
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(581)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The teaser trailer for the next MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE movie has dropped and Tom Cruise is not ... farking ... around
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(46)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hunger Games ripoff Insurgent takes the weekend box office with $49.6 million, Cinderella ticking down to #2 with $35.8 million. The Liam Neeson film The Gunman bombs because of Sean Penn, and Blomkamp's Chappie falls to #10
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(45)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you ever go to Brazil, some of the things you'll first notice are that people are making out all over the place, you can use your napkin to make a joint, and the noise. The noise everywhere
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(70)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thousands expected to witness funeral procession of King Richard III. This is not a repeat from 1485
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(43)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered an antioxidant system that, like a generator kicking in when power fails, helps sustain the liver when other systems are compromised, and "only comes from eating protein." Yeah, we figured this was relevant to your interests
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(22)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
California's drought progression in five photos, or, How to tell you're boned by looking at Half Dome
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(129)
 
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Boat crashes into seawall, Coast Guard responds in record time (with video of record-breaking response time)
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(29)
 
(Wrestling News)
 
 
 
Rey Mysterio may have to rethink his $20,000 per appearance asking price after opponent dies in the ring
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Olive Garden's earnings have increased, their stock is on the rise, and people are still flocking for unlimited breadsticks and microwaved pasta
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(41)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Magician David Copperfield's rooftop pool bursts, soaking the apartments below him. Let's see him try to make all the lawsuits disappear
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's the final day of the 6 Nations, with England, Ireland and Wales all looking for the title. It starts with outsiders Wales at Italy (8.30am ET), before Scotland v Ireland (10.30am ET) and England at home to the French (1pm ET)
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(19)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Atlanta is the most unequal city in the country, with the wealthy making 20 times more than the poor. As opposed to Detroit where everyone who has a job makes the same minimum wage
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(25)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Shockingly, there's not as much Vitamin C in your citrus Smirnoff as you might have imagined
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(29)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Maine governor said Stephen King moved out of state for lower taxes. Stephen King did not move out of Maine for lower taxes. Stephen King did not move out of Maine
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(143)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Obama may be buying the Hawaiian mansion where Magnum PI was filmed. Vice President Biden looking into whether it is more cost effective to buy a Bandit car or KITT
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(73)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Couple gets married at center ice of Air Canada Centre, marking the first time this month someone in a Leafs sweater scored
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(32)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
"I got 50 texts in 24 hours and the next night he's knocking my door with a baseball bat shouting 'I'm going to kill you like you killed my GTA character.' That's when I called police. It's like he tried to act GTA out in real life"
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(91)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas to stop wasting money testing high school athletes for steroids after realizing it's pointless. In other news, people in Texas take high school athletics this farking seriously?
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(44)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: If you are going to steal a police car, don't drive it to one of their parking lots. "...it was the easiest auto theft arrest they'd ever had"
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Global population to outstrip the world's fresh water supply by mid-century. Researchers look to the French who conserve water by drinking only wine and bathing every other week
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(62)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Remember, looking at the eclipse is dangerous because polar bears
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(57)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After farking up their entire OS to support touch-screen PC's, new Windows phone spec doesn't even require them. Oh wait, we just forgot
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds preparing meals from TV cooking shows can lead to weight gain, lethargy, cursing like a PATHETIC FARKING DONKEY
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hot flashes and night sweats can last into a woman's 60s. And that's just from looking at their 401(k) account
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(12)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a farking party in MN at Freddy's in Maplewood. June 6, 2015
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(32)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The world's smallest working 3D printed drill. Perfect for your Tim Taylor action figure
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(12)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Father kicks out son's friends for smoking pot, friends summon club-wielding mob to mellow him harshly
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(105)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Human trafficking. It's what your nails are soaking in
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(38)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Crazy Uncle Joe may actually see some real action besides sticking his foot in his mouth by having to break a tie to confirm the attorney general
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(41)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists now think those 2 bright spots on Ceres could be from something lurking under water
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(54)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australia's new plain cigarette packages making smoking "less appealing" in a country where smoking is actually the least of its killers
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(31)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Beer that rehydrates you as you drink means you can keep drinking beer forever
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(63)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson's daughter Em: "Oh God, BBC please take him back ... He's started cooking"
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Vlade Divac on Shaq, "He wasn't talented. He was just big and strong. And they let him lead with his butt." He added, "I'm not just talking about his acting"
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(87)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those not in the know, "hashing" has been taking place since the 1930s and there are now more than 2000 "Kennels" around the world. The common theme is based on the concept of a "drinking club with a running problem"
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Taking a break from denouncing same-sex marriage, Gov. Jindal wants to ban immigrants who want to limit the freedoms of others based on religion
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(75)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Well, is there any proof that Obama DIDN'T try to nuke Charleston? Why won't he give us a straight answer? We're just asking questions here, you know
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(107)
 
(Longmont Times-Call)
 
 
 
Woman who allegedly removed her victim's baby with a knife, then brought it to the hospital claiming she had a miscarriage "may be mentally ill" according to police. Sick tag takes over while Obvious tag sits in the corner rocking back and forth
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(136)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Alcoholic Beverage Control police, previously known for pulling guns on a UVA student after mistaking bottled water for alcohol, now under investigation for severely beating a student after mistaking his real ID for a fake
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(135)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
While you're at work, your smart fridge might be making extra money at home by sending out spam emails
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(36)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
So, apparently, Governor Scott has not only hired the Umbrella Corporation to do standardized testing, but now he's hired Carol from The Walking Dead to write the instructions for them
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Wed March 18, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
Compulsory voting in America? Will it work? Let's take a look at how it's working in Australia
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(202)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Guillermo del Toro's new horror movie f**king terrifies Stephen King
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(76)
 
(Red Bull)
 
 
 
This Kickstarter game studio's success rate makes you wonder how everyone else keeps on farking up
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(40)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Japan: Burger King perfume
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists believe fracking has reawakened dormant 300 million-year-old fault lines that crisscross Oklahoma and could trigger a string of devastating earthquakes. Everybody pan.. oh wait it's Oklahoma
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(165)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NHL is looking into 3-on-3 play during overtime as well as a coach's challenge as early as next season. No word on if there will be two-point goals considered as well
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(59)
 
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
3/18 New Comics Preview: Looking at the world through fly's eyes
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(36)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
When taking a selfie in front of a burning fire always watch out for the old "here comes the WATER" trick from the firefighters
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(32)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Even the finalists for the first one-way voyage to Mars are talking about how hopelessly flawed the plan is
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(119)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
In a victory margin by 6 seats, Likud wins the election and the Israeli Right taking 68 of 120 seats. So it's Bibi until 2019 or until he screws up another coalition or starts a war
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(538)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nose in or nose out? What your parking says about your likelihood of achieving success
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(184)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's celebrate the 96th birthday of Nat King Cole, if that's alright with you
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(9)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The guy who remade Teen Wolf for MTV is now remaking 2008's Let the Right One In for A&E, which was remade in 2010. Immortal vampires put up with this stuff all the time
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(31)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blue Jays finalizing deal with Wolf. If he's curt with you it's because time is a factor. He thinks fast, he talks fast, and needs you guys to act fast if you wanna win a World Series. So. Pretty please. With sugar on top - throw the f*cking ball
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(43)
 
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, The Flash returns with the Weather Wizard seeking revenge and Barry on a double date. (8ET CW) Later, on Agents of SHIELD Cal rallies a team of freaks to crush SHIELD (9ET ABC)
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(339)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Cervantes' tomb, hulking giants over yonder
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(37)
 
(UTV (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man unable to stand up after taking a few Bushmills' shots
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(19)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world's most painful insect sting: "Like walking over flaming charcoal with a three inch nail embedded in your heel"
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton finally makes his first speech on the floor of the Senate... and invokes Hitler in under a minute, breaking the record for "Shortest Time to Create A Little Fuhrer"
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(162)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Data center geeks share disaster stories: "There was the time a lovely round lug cut out of a section of mains trunking left behind in a data center decided to fall out of said trunk and cross two phases of a three phase distribution board"
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(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things, part MMCCCXVII: City lifts ban on in-school student phone use. Student immediately uses phone to upskirt his teacher. Mom-of-the-year immediately goes to the "she was asking for it" defense
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(154)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Student downs 25 shots of vodka in 60 seconds at university drinking competition. Wins his prize posthumously
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(132)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you're one of the 200,000 who were scrounging up $300 in order to help Televangelist Creflo Dollar purchase his $65M jet, stop. He's now looking for a used jet and will get back to you on how much he needs
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(96)
 
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Pentagon intel analysts want to be more like Amazon. If you spend more than $35, you get free two-day drone striking
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(24)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Richard III remains sealed inside coffin. Because you don't want a Plantagenet zombie running around looking for a horse
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(23)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Man squatting in foreclosed house, drinking beer and claiming he lives there with Mariah Carey
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(36)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
In hindsight maybe taking a smiling selfie in front of a blaze you're working on in which 17 people died was a bad idea
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(71)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
With the end of the season looming, several teams are fighting for a place in the playoffs. See where they fall in the NHL Power Rankings, Week 23
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(85)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Clinton issues a clarification of earlier statements on her e-mail and now says "every" relevant e-mail on her server was all turned over to the State Dept-"relevant" as determined by aides working for and personally loyal to her, of course
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(370)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Iron Man and Superman are all great, but I like my comic heroes like I like my coffee. Possessed by an unholy power that gives you super strength and the ability to summon wisecracking demons that torture people
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(28)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Argument between two women escalated quickly, ending with one running over the other and a teenage boy, then backing up and running them over again
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(24)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The chances of picking a perfect March Madness bracket are 1 in 9.2 quintillion. "It's more likely that the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox will win the next 16 World Series"
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(24)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Asking someone to prom with a banner. New hotness: Asking someone to prom by having them arrested
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(41)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
Girl who was told she couldn't wear boys' Stomposaurus trainers gives shoemaker a kicking
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(102)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
People who talk about NHL teams tanking this season to improve their odds of getting Connor McDavid in the draft don't know what they're talking about. Teams are tanking to get their hands on Jack Eichel
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(30)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Father Gabriel returns, Rick and company try to adjust to suburbia in the zombie apocalypse, and Carol bakes some cookies. Will there be zombies? It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread. "Spend" airs at 9PM ET on AMC
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(692)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Boehner expected to announce a new round of chicken farking
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(96)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Cinderella has a ball at the box office, coming in at $70.5 million, easily #1 with a glass slipper. Liam Neeson's latest Taken-esque thriller Run All Night is #2 with $11.4 million, and Kingsman: Chavfest is still at #3 with $6.2 million
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(41)
 
(Telegeography)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's an zoomable map of 299 submarine international communication cables done in the style of Christopher Columbus (29)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Scariest 300mph drag racing crash you'll see this year, with the driver walking away
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(61)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
The long offseason is over. Mercedes seemingly remains a step ahead taking the front row, Ferrari looks to have some hope, and McLaren shiats the bed. This is your Australian Grand Prix discussion thread with race coverage at midnight EDT on NBCSN
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(368)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Overstrength British cider called Frosty Jack's declared "a public health hazard" in the best advertising the company ever had. At least since it suggested its customers try drinking it from a glass for once
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(36)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Introducing the snack nobody was asking for - the broccoli crisp
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(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Video showing a kid knocking a much bigger bully the fark out with one punch called "shocking" by media, "awesome" by everyone else
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(99)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While everyone else is still waiting for winter to melt, Southern California is broiling in a record-breaking heat wave
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(143)
 
(Chicago Now)
 
 
 
"If you are still a wing-nut in your 40's, you are a bonafide wing-nut. It's not the easiest thing to see 'the look' in people's eyes as it dawns on them that they are talking to a bonafide wing-nut. But"
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(41)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you are a super villain looking for a new global super lair, here are some great ideas
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the 6 Nations sees Ireland looking to move closer to a Grand Slam against Wales (10.30am ET), Scotland hoping to recover some dignity against England (1pm ET) and Italy aiming to take advantage of France's erratic form (Sun 11am ET)
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(16)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mayor of Kingston, Jamaica visits Denver, Colorado to learn how to marijuana: "I'm learning some new stuff, so it's good education. It's a lot to learn and understand and see how that can apply at home or why we shouldn't apply certain things"
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(38)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Police shoot your dog for barking on his own property? All good. Stab a police dog in self defense in your own home? 44 years for you
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(219)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
March Madness is here. Multiple conference tournaments going on, but most importantly Duke is currently sucking
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(69)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about but here is a humiliated raccoon with his head stuck in a tree
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(12)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin is hiking the Appalachian Trail (w/ photographic evidence)
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(18)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Awesome: University of Oklahoma kicks out useless racists as soon as their video goes public. Fark: But lets football players stay on the team even if they're caught on camera breaking a girl's face
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(195)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dem Lieutenant KY Gov candidate arrested and jailed for overdue library book from 2004. Independent KY Gov Candidate Drew scrambles to make amends with local Taco Bell for taking extra sauce packets back in 2006
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(91)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
There's sucking up to the boss and then there's offering him one of your vital organs as Tim Cook did for Steve Jobs
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ah, the old "I was sleepwalking when I killed my son so it's not murder" defense
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(45)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt's movie studio options rights to Stephen King's '80s sci-fi short story The Jaunt. Took longer than you think, Dad
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(94)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Mistaking it for an ATM, knife-wielding man tries to rob woman at stamp kiosk
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(31)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri Republican Chairman John Hancock wishes everyone would just "move on" and stop thinking about how rumors he spread about a fellow GOP member Tom Schweich may have led to Mr. Schweich's suicide
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(75)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Illinois state capital has just given Cobra Commander the key to the city, making him the 175th most corrupt official in the city
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(29)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Neanderthals used to wear scary-looking eagle claws as jewelry
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(9)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
FDA issues a warning for the anti-smoking drug Chantix. The dangers of smoking and quitting smoking are now dead even
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(218)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
North Korea will be flooded with 10,000 copies of the movie "The Interview." Probably because it's easier dumping them there than taking up all that space in domestic landfills
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Muppets who drink, gamble, smoke and die right in front of you. It's not Avenue Q, just the amazingly talented Kenny Rogers making a July 3, 1979 appearance on the Muppet Show singing "The Gambler"
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(19)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Now that marijuana is legal in Alaska, lawmakers are diligently working to fine tune the law by criminalizing every single loophole they can find
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(39)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
In WTF Were They Thinking? News, scientists working feverishly to create demon hellspawn ants have succeeded in doubling their size... so far
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porn is making young people worse at sex
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(152)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
A man finally got a bike removed from a lamppost after three years of it making him angry. Someone immediately replaced it with a rusty lawnmower, patch of fake grass and daisies
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(65)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Investigators say the fatal fire was caused by the home's occupant smoking next to an oxygen tank"
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(63)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
This farmer saved a freezing baby cow named Leroy by taking it for a swim in a hot tub. Leroy is "done hot-tubbing" but "sunbathing is definitely in his future out in the grass"
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(57)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Plates, you hipster foodie dipshiats. Plates. They've worked splendidly for fourteen centuries or so, and perhaps you should look into using them and stop serving food on shingles and hats and bathroom tiles. Just. Farking. Stop
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(103)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Just in case you were still unaware, sticking your tongue in a Venus Flytrap is not a great idea
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman explains she accidentally bought a house with $400,000 in debt because she was taking diet pills at the time
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(40)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman was too busy texting to realize she was walking directly towards a moving train
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese ALREADY making $38 knockoffs of the Apple watch
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(47)
 
(Gladstone Observer (Australia))
 
 
 
You just might have anger and drinking problems, when the courts ban you from every pub in Queensland
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(29)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Not news: Some nerd wanders into comic book store looking for new Star Wars issues. Fark: George Lucas
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(22)
 
(Western Morning News)
 
 
 
Apparently, working for a dental practice on an ad hoc basis does not cover treating patients at McDonald's
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(11)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man kicks a dog who was laying in his parking spot so the dog goes and gets his buddies to help him teach the pri*k some manners
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(59)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I don't know what you are talking about, so here is a goat dressed up as Elsa from 'Frozen'
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(7)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
CNN will spend even less time focusing on news, more time focusing on making movies
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(6)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This veddy proper British lady of the 1930s could school The Black Widow and Emma Peel in the fine art of politely kicking ass
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(18)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Enter the Kingpin
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(121)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Good news - Apple's plan to brainwash us all might not be working as well as they'd hoped
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(125)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Teacher of the year caught sayof, walking on sunshine
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(37)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pound hits a new seven-year high against euro as Brits wait for the Queen to die soon so they can start 'Spocking' her bills, too
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(19)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
If you send an open letter to try to influence someone to your way of thinking, condescending to them and implying that they're idiots in the very first sentence is probably not the best start
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(179)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The first full trailer for Brad Bird's Tomorrowland is essentially what taking acid at Disneyland is like
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(41)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
You're 21-years-old. You're a minor league baseball player with the Cincinnati Reds. Don't screw it all up by getting drunk, walking out on your bar tab, and then throwing a rock at your girlfriend
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(32)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's always a little embarrassing to be caught with your pants down looking into a tanning salon with your face pressed up against the window and you're panting
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(10)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you praise your children? Yes? Well, congratulations for making them narcissists
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(60)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Despite what your friends tell you, sucking on a copper penny won't affect the outcome of a breathalyzer test
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(24)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Head of the Eurozone group after meeting with Greece to discuss reform plans: "Well, that was a complete f*cking waste of time"
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(114)
 
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
If you see someone drowning, don't jump in and save them. If you see someone choking, don't give them the Heimlich. If you see someone bleeding from the head on the sidewalk, let them bleed from the head on the sidewalk
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(53)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How does a male teenager try to see if he has testicular cancer? By taking a pregnancy test of course
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(30)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Boston 2024 Olympic group releases staff salaries. Among them is former Gov. Deval Patrick, who is making $7500/day as "global ambassador"
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(73)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
AMC orders two seasons of The Walking Dead prequel The Walking Not-Quite-Dead
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(87)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, the guy that let Exxon Mobil off the hook in New Jersey turns out to own gobs of Exxon Mobil stock
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(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria overheard bickering amongst themselves, denouncing "farking splitters" joining the Iraqi-Syrian Islamic State
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(68)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren wants to be the most powerful Democrat ever. Without running for president. Stop asking. Seriously, she's not running. No no, begging her to run will only make it worse
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(87)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
This is like a "choose your own adventure" in "eccentric, mentally-challenged cat herding and competitive drinking"
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will Tony and Cherie Blair get divorced? The Daily Mail is just asking questions
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
McConnell vows to "find some way" to raise the debt ceiling. "Locking the crazy members of the caucus in a broom closet during the vote" isn't out of the realm of possibility yet
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(77)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A 95-year-old man ran the 200 metres in a record-breaking 55.48 seconds just one year after taking up running - then celebrated with a nap in his hotel room"
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The best British headline of the fortnight: "Petrol drinking sex pest breaches his ASBO by guzzling unleaded"
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(67)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will the group adjust to life in Alexandria, or will they make Alexandria adjust to them? Will Deanna and Rick overcome Nagan? Will Carl get his pudding? Find out tonight at 9PM ET on AMC. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread
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(536)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy leaves Iraq for US, after fearing for his life. 20 days later, he's shot dead in a Dallas apartment complex while taking pics of his first snowfall
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(122)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts to remove whitening agent from powdered sugar - thereby making donuts once again the go-to choice for the health conscious
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(29)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cary Elwes being sued for backing out of a house deal. INCONCEIVABLE
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(44)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 5 horrifying realities about working with the criminally insane, or the average Farker
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(56)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Chappie takes a weak weekend box office with $13.4 million, with Kingsman: The Chav Service somehow staying at #4 with $8.4 million. The new Vince Vaughn/Dave Franco comedy Unfinished Business bombs, debuting at #8 with $5 million
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(58)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
In hindsight, maybe parking there wasn't such a great idea
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(43)
 
(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Will you just freaking greenlight this already??
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(62)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
ISIS launches an attack on our freedoms by hacking the website of Eldora Speedway
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN celebrates the one year anniversary of not finding that farking plane
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Creepy looking drifter mocks tourists for not recognizing the shell of what used to be John Stamos
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(28)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
After making 50 explicit videos inside a library, 21-year-old Canadian woman says that chapter is now closed
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Extinct" bird resurfaces, is promptly lowered back into the cooking oil
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That noise we're hearing from an Earth-like world called Gliese 581d is just some aliens asking if we deliver pizza after 2am. Friggin' hungry aliens
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(55)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
IMAX with lasers in their fricking projection heads
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Protip from the TSA: Always check your luggage that you want to check in at the airport twice when packing, you'll never know when your Chihuahua will slip itself in unnoticed
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(21)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Keep f**king that chicken, WTFark
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(8)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ninja of Die Antwoord talks about his dream of working with Neill Blomkamp, turning down Elysium, and CHAPPiE: "It's punk as f*ck" (Not safe for work language, and lots of it)
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(31)
 
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man to attorney: I need your help. I pistol-whipped someone. Atty: Who did you hit? Man: Not sure, but the body's in the back of my pickup in your parking lot
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(58)
 
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
TFer's dad, when not making awesome martinis, is dealing with Parkinson's Disease and is needing greater amounts of support and assistance in his home and TFer needs help. DIT
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(80)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Looking to have a nice meal today? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(56)
 
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Health insurer Anthem cites "corporate policy" as reason to prevent federal IT security auditors from looking for vulnerabilities on its network. Hackers who stole 80,000,000 customer records didn't read the memo
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(44)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Pro tip for GOP lawmakers: Before making a statement, replace the word "gay" with the word "black." If it sounds embarrassingly biased and improper, you probably shouldn't say it
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(132)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Mall mammoth Simon Property Group looking to buy smaller competitor Macerich to create America's largest collection of decaying empty retail space
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(10)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Planck' puts Einstein to the test, with the winner taking on the victor of Hawking-Tyson
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(21)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Gordon F*cking Ramsay tells his kids his real name is Gordon Fr*ctose Ramsay. What an as**ragus
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(49)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Ford is making e-bikes that will need to be fixed or repaired daily
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(79)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek thinks it's tough to be a smoking hot 40-something woman who still looks like she's in her 30s
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(55)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Freezing winter causes a rise in NYC residents seeking therapy. Apparently it's a small price to pay to lay down on a couch for an hour in a heated office
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto dyes his hair to look like the Joker for Suicide Squad. Ends up looking like Brigitte Nielson
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(61)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Concert marking the 50th anniversary of the march on Selma will naturally feature Vanilla Ice. Wait, what?
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(13)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Okay, who's the madman driving this insane self-driving futuristic looking concept car around San Francisco?
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(27)
 
(Westword)
 
 
 
We've all tried to get into a car in a parking lot only to find it wasn't ours. However, we haven't all been stabbed over it
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(41)
 
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this king sized candy
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(8)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you ever experienced the phenomena of forgetting or blanking on how to spell simple words like "the," "wheat," or "defenestrate," you've suffered from the common condition known as "Wordnesia"
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
High school chemistry teacher who tried to join ISIS jailed for six years. Shoulda stuck to making meth
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Since it's been awhile, here are your post trade deadline NHL Power Rankings
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(135)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Is this the Fark squirrel making the best of the winter storms? It's certainly drunk enough
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(14)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"France is hacking and infecting surveillance targets- just like the NSA. Now, researchers have discovered the existence of Casper, a stealthy tool designed to profile victims and flag persons of interest for further surveillance"
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(9)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Teen who woke up paralyzed now suddenly walking and running again. Jesus Christ wanted for questioning
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(87)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the lab octopus you're taking pictures of snatches the camera out of your hands and starts taking pictures of you
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(43)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis to make his Broadway debut in adaptation of Stephen King's Misery. Just another lying ol' dirty birdy Mr. Man
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(28)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe a 20-foot talking Christmas tree wasn't such a good use of taxpayer money
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(22)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Is Elizabeth Warren a murderer? The Boston Globe is just asking questions
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(39)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
King County Metro Transit is looking to hire a "comfort station coordinator," which comes with an annual salary as high as $97,000, depending on experience. Duties? Find easily accessible restrooms for Seattle-area bus drivers
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(65)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Think smartwatches are odd-looking? They have nothing on the smart pocket-watch
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(62)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Will Scalia wonder how a broccoli mandate applies to this case? How many times will Kennedy mention children's dignity? And how rambling of a response will Breyer give the plaintiffs? This is YOUR King v. Burwell SCOTUS hearing discussion thread
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(223)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Faking orgasms lead to real ones. Subby's not saying subby is available to give you a reason to fake it, but
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(63)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Nvidia decides to follow up the rousing success of the tablet that no one asked for by making a console that no one asked for
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(31)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Goodyear returns to making bicycle tires. Sadly, too many Americans pedaling down the road with a Goodyear insignia may be confused with their blimp
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(21)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you meet your girlfriend in a McDonald's parking lot and her police officer husband shows up and beats you up?
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(115)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Why is MSNBC tanking? "Fox News (where I am a contributor) is in fact an actual news network, albeit with prime-time opinion shows. Meanwhile, a study by Pew found that MSNBC was 85 percent opinion"
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(193)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
In your latest update on the story that just won't die, survey shows the U.S. is evenly torn between thinking that dress is black and blue or white and gold
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(60)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Anyone want to buy a post-apocalyptic town that was featured on "Walking Dead"? It's for sale on eBay but it's strictly BYOZ
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(12)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Talking dakimakura, which is Japanese for fake pillow girlfriend who giggles, squeals, and talks, which is more than you can say for your fake girlfriend from Niagara Falls
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(72)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Celebrate March 3th with a free new Stephen King story
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(20)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fugitive drug kingpin lured out of hiding by tempting promise of chocolate cake. Police: "This was a triumph"
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(79)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 24-year-old who was bullied in school for having big boobs beats her tormentors by becoming a model in a full feature lingerie film. Take THAT, bullies (w/pics - possibly not safe for work)
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(274)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the man who put up flyers in NYC looking for a girlfriend? His finally tally: 40,000 swings. 118 extra base hits
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(20)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
A new app that in no way will ever be used for nefarious purposes lets people drinking at one bar connect with other people drinking at another bar
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(5)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
BAH GAWD KING, that's Jon Stewart's music
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(68)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a baby weasel riding a woodpecker
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(54)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
James and James accuse James of intentionally kicking James ln his James
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(28)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Radical right wing Republicans ready to strike the "Elizabeth Warren wing" of the Democratic party to keep it from taking a sharp turn to the left. Did I say radical right wing Republicans? I meant centrist Dems
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(107)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Headlines that make no sense: "Learn How to Do Your Cooking In Darth Vader's Head"
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(21)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Congressman uses taxpayer money for a private plane flight to go to a Bears game. SCHOCKING
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(90)
 
(Israel National News)
 
 
 
Obama almost went to war with Israel over Israel going to war with Iran who hates Israel and wants Israel to die, and of course is seeking a nuke and finances Hezbollah. Got it?
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(194)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most awesome pics you'll see today are these Legoland employees taking Lego cars through a full-sized car wash to get ready for park opening
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(5)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Last month officially the coldest in Canada in 115 years: "The February 2015 temperature anomaly over eastern Ontario and south-western Québec was never observed since 1900, making it a 115-year return period event"
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(135)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Will Alexandria offer haven or hell? Are Negan and Lucille on the horizon? Will Rick and company get a moment's peace? Find out tonight in "Remember." It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(479)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The doomed Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 was taken on an emotional 'last farewell' fly-past of the pilot's home island of Penang before being deliberately landed on the water and sinking intact thousands of miles away"
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(86)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Canadians are 'Spocking' their $5 bills to pay tribute to Leonard Nimoy (pics)
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(42)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Family doesn't want to sell house to make way for parking lot, so city decides to build parking lot around their house
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(87)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Will Smith's Focus is #1 in this corner of Earf, bringing in $20.2 million. Kingsman: The Secret Chav is #2 with $10.8 million, and Fifty Shades breaks free of its bondage and slides to #3, narrowly edging out Pet Semetary remake The Lazarus Effect
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(49)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Look at you losers, who can't even make it up a little icy hill without wrecking. Now out of my way, while I slap this in 4WD. Step back and learn from my pro maneuvering and elite driving skills
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Primary school teacher ditches classroom to capture breathtaking photos of America's extreme weather. Good career move (awesome photos)
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(10)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"It's not like were looking across the border into Mexico or even looking across the border at Canada, We're looking across the border into the United States, and it's very different"
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"And whether it's man or woman, most people don't seem to pay much attention when I'm talking to them because they're always looking at my eyelashes. But to be honest they are just heavy now and my eyelids are getting sore"
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(22)
 
(Charleston Gazette)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Spanking your kids. New and hot: Shooting them with a BB gun
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(12)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In what is already being hailed as "the cutest photoshoot ever," red squirrels snapped playing with snowballs and even taking photos of one another (awesome pics)
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(34)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Stolen NASCAR car recovered. Police still looking for the thief who probably has an awesome story to tell
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(31)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's hot at CPAC? A $35 t-shirt featuring a shirtless, tattooed and smoking Ted Cruz, that's what
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(115)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hipsters rejoice: Warner Bros. is making an Adventure Time movie
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(42)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What has government ever done for the middle class? I mean, aside from the 5-day work week, child labor laws, food safety, banking guarantees, public safety agencies, property law, and of course the roads, the roads go without saying
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(43)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Only 26% of Americans plan to retire. The other 74% just aren't counting on making it to their estimated retirement age of 97
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(23)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're ever in Wendover, Buckinghamshire and run into the world's oldest bartender, buy her a drink and wish her a happy 100th birthday
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(27)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
"It's never too early to start thinking about your own death"
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(56)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
Universities and those looking for funding for college, meet the Slash Brothers
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(119)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's say they will consider making the most awesome ice cream ever
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(27)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Senator proposes lowering drinking age for service members, if only to shut people up who mention how 18-year-olds are old enough to die for their country but not to drink
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's a video of a goat licking a dog
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(12)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
How MND / ALS sufferer Stephen Hawking defied the odds and outlived all medical expectations
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(37)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Planning your boyfriend's birthday party can be stressful, but don't try to get out of it by scratching the inside your gums so you leave a trail of blood out the door making your boyfriend think you've been abducted
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(14)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pending the outcome of the NFL's appeal, the Vikings say they're ready to welcome Adrian Peterson back, but he's indicated that he might prefer to make a switch
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(45)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Keep cooking that chicken, you food poison-loving partisans
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(65)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Apparently the President's 'lead from behind' attitude is working against the Islamic State because other nations are stepping up to the plate - as he intended
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(86)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
The case against Argentina's president that dead prosecutor had been working on, Yeah, it's been tossed
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(17)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A huge debate is taking over the internet: What colors is this dress?
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(323)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Former suburban Philadelphia mayor knows that taking $3,100 from the Knights of Columbus was wrong. And kidnapping a gay sex slave, that was too
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(29)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
You know that scene in Ferris Bueller when the parking attendants take the car for a joyride? A judge in Brazil seems to be familiar with it, too
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(24)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in the state, the Texas legislature is working on making sure the UN doesn't conquer the Alamo
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(94)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Big Ten considers making freshmen ineligible for sports. As opposed to the SEC, whose freshmen are ineligible mostly because they never actually went to high school
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(23)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite the 100-hour work weeks, and sex everywhere that you dream to be true on a cruise: Confessions of a cruise ship worker are really about taking pics of your boobs
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(43)
 
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut will restore highway tolls now that modern toll collection technology comes with bonus vehicle tracking
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(47)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Feel like you're not making any money off your YouTube videos? Don't worry, neither is Google
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(62)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"CPAC: 8 things to watch" The Americans, Archer reruns, The West Wing reruns, Better Call Saul, Dancing with the Stars, ISIS propaganda videos, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. Really anything would be better
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(111)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jihadi "John" identified, which clears up the mystery of how ISIS has been making money
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(131)
 
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Looking back at the geek cred of Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School
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(48)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Kennedy Space Center groundbreaking
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(30)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cross-eyed man attacked by gang members for looking at them funny
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(22)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Ex-NY Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver pleads not guilty to taking $4 million in bribes, says he's shocked and humiliated that the state thinks he's only worth a measly $4 million in kickbacks
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(8)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Today's Headline That Belongs In An Erotic Sci-Fi Novel: "A spacewalking astronaut ended up with unwanted water in his helmet Wednesday after breezing through a cable and lube job outside the International Space Station"
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
After he is done with the NFL, Tom Brady is reportedly looking into a career where he won't be accused of cheating...nevermind green screens, teleprompters, body doubles, special effects, stunt men, fake props
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(48)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a dog shoveling snow
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(14)
 
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
El Segundo, CA police are telling their residents that the suspicious looking man posing as a health inspector, is in a fact a health inspector... and not some con artist looking for his lost wallet the police originally warned their residents about
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(24)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
Great White Shark taking up residence along Washington coast. "There are no plans to do anything about it". With helpful pic of police SUV
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(83)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know those laws we passed that tried to keep banks from becoming "too big to fail"? Shockingly enough, they seem to be actually WORKING, as JP Morgan is desperately trying to find ways to get SMALLER next year to avoid them
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(23)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today in "Not a Mad Lib": Brooklyn maraschino-cherry kingpin commits suicide in company bathroom after being cornered in marijuana sting
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(87)
 
(Centralia Chronicle)
 
 
 
A casket was found in a creek, but nothing was in it. Instead it contained the makings of a backyard bar - and many shovels full of mud
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pissing off both the 'Diabetes is punishment for being a glutton' and the 'taking vitamins is just pissing away your money' crowds, doctors find vitamin D deficiency correlates with development of type 2 Diabetes more closely than obesity does
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas Republicans are so confident in their ideology that they're passing laws to prevent you from talking about it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Much to the annoyance of some of its financial backers like the Koch brothers, a faction of the Tea Party is making common cause with environmentalists to push solar energy access laws. I guess you could call them the Green Tea party
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
57% of Republicans support making Christianity the official religion of the U.S. Wait until they hear about those evil PC thugs James Madison and Thomas Jefferson
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Tue February 24, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A man mistaking hipsters for flesh-eating zombies destroys an artisan mini-mall in Williamsburg
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