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Mon March 15, 2010
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(AJC) Scary GA Supreme court upholds portion of Sex Offender registration with this logic "it is of no consequence whether or not one has committed an offense that is 'sexual' in nature before being required to register,"  (ajc.com) (122)

Mon March 08, 2010
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida What's worse than kidnapping your girlfriend? Kindapping your girlfriend and taking her to Wal-Mart  (nwfdailynews.com) (32)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Dayton Daily News) Dumbass For the record, carving "I luv Mike Welliver" into a tree trunk can be considered romantic gesture. Carving it into your girlfriend's chest, not so much  (daytondailynews.com) (47)

Sat February 27, 2010
(NJ.com) Dumbass Man calls 911 to report he's being kidnapped. Police respond in seconds, as his drunk ass was in the back seat of the cop car, getting a ride home  (nj.com) (42)

Sun February 21, 2010
(Houston Chronicle) Scary Mother and son kidnapping team is further proof that the family that preys together stays together  (chron.com) (19)

Wed February 10, 2010
(ABC News) Amusing It's pretty difficult to maintain your credibility as an iron-fisted ruler when your mom is pushing you around  (blogs.abcnews.com) (22)

Thu February 04, 2010
(MSNBC) News That rumor about Haiti releasing the 10 church people that were transporting kids. Forget that, they've all been formally charged for kidnapping  (msnbc.msn.com) (537)

Wed February 03, 2010
(Press-Enterprise) Strange Just because you have a t-shirt that says "US Marshal" and a Fu Manchu mustache doesn't mean you can go around deporting people. Oh, and take off your fake badge and gun when you go to the police department for questioning  (pe.com) (71)

Tue February 02, 2010
(My Fox Phoenix) Fail Prison rehabilitates offenders, as proven by man who served four years for sex abuse and crimes against children, and is now a counselo... just kidding, he raped two underaged girls the day he was released and is now looking at 45 years  (myfoxphoenix.com) (384)

Sat January 30, 2010
(TC Palm) Florida "It's not like I killed an innocent citizen or somebody who was undeserving"  (tcpalm.com) (55)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Springfield News-Leader) Dumbass Dumbass tag trumps fail tag as three men use a stun gun to kidnap a man and take him 1200 miles away, only to find out they kidnapped the wrong man  (news-leader.com) (40)

Sun January 10, 2010
(News.com.au) Weird "Crime lord's fake penis falls off in raid"  (news.com.au) (76)

Sat January 02, 2010
(CBS News) Followup Death toll in attack on Pakistan volleyball game nears 100, which is incredible because that means 100 people were watching a volleyball game  (cbsnews.com) (82)

Thu December 31, 2009
(Yahoo) Sick Police charge Mo trucker and his son for kidnapping an Ohio man and torturing him to death in their basement. No word on whether The Gimp may also face charges  (news.yahoo.com) (107)

Thu December 24, 2009
(Some Antisocialist) Scary In Sweden, if you homeschool your kids, apparently they can take your kids away from you as you board a plane without a warrant or criminal charges and limit parental visits to one hour every five weeks. Happy Holidays  (hslda.org) (263)
(WBBM) Unlikely Bumping bellies bad brings battery, Barrister  (wbbm780.com) (21)
(Some Guy) Fail Honor student's sexting message reaches about half her school's 1,300 students, promises to try harder next semester  (wbbm780.com) (210)

Tue December 22, 2009
(Gawker) Spiffy Joe Francis is Gawker's "Douche of the Decade," just beating runners-up Tucker Max and the entire executive management team at Comcast  (gawker.com) (176)

Thu December 10, 2009
(Rian.Ru) Stupid Chinese couple get a mobile phone for their six-day old son. Sounds like a fair exchange  (en.rian.ru) (49)

Sat December 05, 2009
(WBBM) Cool Ding. You are now free to cut the ambilical cord  (wbbm780.com) (92)

Wed December 02, 2009
(mlive.com) Fail If headbutting and urinating on cops is how you roll, perhaps shoplifting is not the best hobby for you. Mom  (mlive.com) (34)

Tue December 01, 2009
(WBBM) Sad Your loneliness is contagious, so get the hell away from me and leave me alone  (wbbm780.com) (150)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Miami Herald) Florida New screening system put in place to ease the number of calls received by the Department of Children and Families hotline manages to prevent calls regarding sexual abuse, neglect, and attempted murder  (miamiherald.com) (61)
(Contact Music) Fail Kim Kardashian really wants to be on Oprah before the show goes off the air. And she has deduced the best way to do this is adopt an African orphan or two  (contactmusic.com) (39)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Examiner) Asinine So you think you have First Amendment rights on Federal property? And the jurors should know their rights too? Ha, Ha, you're so funny, here's some handcuffs and a shot of Thorazine for your overnight stay in the loony bin  (examiner.com) (233)

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