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Headlines matching 'kidding'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(My Fox DC) Asinine Fed up with the decline of his favorite team, the Washington Redskins, former DC Mayor Marion Barry pledges to work with the owner to help get them back in the championship - just kidding, he Tweets REDSKINS SUCK during the Super Bowl  (myfoxdc.com) (61)


Mon February 06, 2012
(io9) Scary Herbicide 'Atrazine' associated with birth defects, low birth weights, and menstrual problems in humans. Study leads to instant ban. Just kidding, it's still the second-most commonly used herbicide in the US  (io9.com) (33)


Fri February 03, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Sappy Busch Gardens welcomes ugly-ass baby giraffe to.....oh who are we kidding. She's adorable  (mysuncoast.com) (47)
(NC Times) Followup Kim Dotcom to judge: "You have to grant me bail, your honor, because I'm receiving unwanted advances from all the female inmates." Judge: "You've got to be farking kidding me. DENIED"  (nctimes.com) (62)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Philly Now) Asinine The Pennsylvania house resolution declaring 2012 to be "The Year of the Bible" has no chance of passing. Just kidding, it already passed unanimously   (blogs.philadelphiaweekly.com) (169)


Fri January 27, 2012
(The New York Times) Dumbass Iran says they are alone in this world and thus, must preemptively strike their enemies. Just kidding, it was Israel that said it  (nytimes.com) (92)
(USA Today) Fail Orlando Magic take revenge on injured Celtics after Wednesday's embarrassing 31 point loss. Just kidding - they lose again by blowing a 27 point lead and scoring only 8 points in 4th quarter  (usatoday.com) (20)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Think Progress) Sick In a stunning display of rational discourse, Arkansas conservatives hold a productive town hall meeting with a local Democratic campaign manager about their concerns. Just kidding; they kill his cat and scrawl LIBERAL on it (warning: graphic)  (thinkprogress.org) (497)


Tue January 17, 2012
(ABC) Cool With gun rights advocates getting concealed carry passed in most states, America has turned into one giant bloodbath. Ha, just kidding. Homicide drops off the list of top 15 causes of death  (abcnews.go.com) (325)
(Sporting News) Fail Top prep QB Gunner Kiel totally psyched to play for LSU. Just kidding, he chose Notre Dame instead so he can be close to mommy  (aol.sportingnews.com) (81)


Sun January 15, 2012
(LiveLeak) Scary Don't worry. We can probably guarantee the monkey with the human baby face won't be outside your window tonight, scratching to get in. Well maybe we can guarantee. Who are we kidding? He's out there now  (liveleak.com) (21)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Kansas GOP Speaker of the House sends emails praising The Obamas. LOL, Just kidding... He sent emails asking friends to pray for Obama's death and calling the First Lady "Mrs. YoMama"  (www2.ljworld.com) (226)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine House Democrats flood in during a pro-forma session to demand that they start work. Inspired by their commitment to the country, the House Republicans agree and begin legislating. Just kidding, they cut off C-SPAN again  (thinkprogress.org) (141)
(Some Guy) Florida Hot Florida teacher arrested for soliciting sex with minors - just kidding, Kill it with Fire  (news-journalonline.com) (34)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Toronto Star) Dumbass Canada's answer to Glenn Beck gives a reasoned, articulate response to a company's boycott of tarsands oil. Just kidding, he tells the senior VP to go f*ck his mother  (thestar.com) (64)


Sun January 01, 2012
(MSNBC) Fail The Top 10 technology flops of 2011. Suspiciously missing from the list: huge blue buttons marked "SMART" and "FUNNY". Just kidding, Drew  (technolog.msnbc.msn.com) (186)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary Spain says their deficit is bigger than expected so they're going to cut taxes and start a war. No, just kidding, they're not that stupid  (news.yahoo.com) (65)


Wed December 28, 2011
(The Superficial) Followup Remember how Lindsay Lohan said she was turning down offers to host New Year's Eve parties and attempting to avoid dangerously high BAC levels? Yeah, about that  (thesuperficial.com) (46)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Followup Heavy D died due to too much healthy living. Just kidding, it was pulmonary embolism and deep leg thrombosis  (music-mix.ew.com) (37)


Sun December 25, 2011
(LiveLeak) Video Swiss solidiers attacked by tag team of goats - no, I'm not kidding  (liveleak.com) (15)
(YouTube) Video Testy, cantankerous racist Ron Paul storms out of interview after CNN reporter asks entirely reasonable and germane questions. Just kidding, uncut version of interview shows Paul left because the interview was over  (youtube.com) (597)
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Woman changes her name to "Look At Me, I'm An Attention Whore". Just kidding, but that would be better than what she actually chose  (mirror.co.uk) (158)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious ACLU stops Automatic Licence Plate system that scans and records every licence plate it sees into a database. Just kidding, police have already started using them. Bonus: Automatic search of existing databases regardless of innocence  (ktbs.com) (184)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Scary Newt Gingrich says as President he would abide by "small government" values. Just kidding, he says he would send US Marshals to arrest any judge whose decision he disagrees with under charges of treason against America  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (475)


Thu December 15, 2011
(USA Today) Sick Sandusky's lawyer: "Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people ... like how to put soap on their body." ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  (content.usatoday.com) (172)


Sat December 10, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting You kidding me? UCLA hired Jim Mora as their new coach??? Good thing college football doesn't have a playoff  (espn.go.com) (33)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sappy Irish setter gives birth to 15 ugly-ass puppies in a single litter. Just kidding - they're the cutest thing you'll see this week  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Gawker) Interesting "American Psycho" author feels terrible about bullying victims and wonders what can be done. Just kidding, he wants them to stop whining and man up: "You lose. Deal with it"  (gawker.com) (270)
(ESPN) Cool Patriots fans throw snowballs and batteries at Peyton Manning in Foxboro ... just kidding, they're disappointed he wasn't playing and wished him a speedy recovery. This isn't Philadelphia, after all  (espn.go.com) (85)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Some Guy) Stupid Man with 17 DUIs who was caught driving on probation gets the eight years in jail that he was supposed to get. Just kidding, they let him go with a stern lecture. Possibly a raised eyebrow  (salemnews.com) (116)


Thu November 24, 2011
(ESPN) Fail The Buffalo Sabres exact revenge on Milan Lucic for "running" Ryan Miller. Just kidding, Paul Gaustad was sent out to fight Lucic and got beaten down. Bruins win 10th straight  (sports.espn.go.com) (72)
(RealClearPolitics) Dumbass Rush Limbaugh responds to Jimmy Fallon's use of "Lyin' Ass biatch" for Michele Bachmann with a thoughtful, pensive monologue. Just kidding, he "introduces" Michelle Obama to the strains of "Baby Got Back"  (realclearpolitics.com) (409)


Tue November 22, 2011
(PCWorld) Dumbass Apple profusely thanks and rewards a hacker who finds serious security flaws in the App Store. Just kidding. They threw him out of the developer program. Tag is for Apple  (pcworld.com) (55)
(NewsBusters) Asinine CNN Anchor rips John Kerry a new one over the Super Committee's incompetence...yeah, just kidding, she said he sounded "very sexy"  (newsbusters.org) (55)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Fail From the you gotta be kidding department, Passat chosen as the car of the year  (chicagotribune.com) (112)
(NYPost) Cool "You are kidding yourself if you think you can be one of the highest-taxed states in the nation, have a reputation for being anti-business - and have a rosy economic future." - so says hatemongering GOP monster Andrew Cuomo  (nypost.com) (284)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Some Studman69) Sick Herman Cain PAC offers calm support for their candidate against sex harassment allegations. Just kidding, they call the accuser an "ugly b*tch" and claim she works for Taxbama  (hermancainpac.com) (359)
(9 News) Scary Man reacts rationally upon learning that "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3" is sold out at Best Buy. Just kidding, he threatens to go "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3" on the store  (9news.com) (316)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Obvious Cleveland Browns players are sympathetic of Peyton Hillis' struggles to get back on the field after an injury. Just kidding; Seneca Wallace is throwing him under the bus  (cleveland.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Followup Remember that restaurant that banned kids? Out of business. Just kidding. Business is up twenty percent  (wtae.com) (209)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Ars Technica) Obvious A new DRM called UltraViolet has arrived, offering customers an easy, convenient way to view movies any way they want. Just kidding, it's a steaming pile  (arstechnica.com) (44)


Mon October 31, 2011
(The New York Times) Followup Herman Cain admits sexual harassment allegations, saying, "Yep, I totally did that. Brother, you should have seen her. Legs all the way up to here. I mean... DAMN." Just kidding, he calls them "baseless"   (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (224)


Sun October 30, 2011
(The New York Times) Sick NY "foreclosure mill" tones down its Halloween celebrations in light of the terrible economy. Just kidding - they throw a party and dress up as homeless people and mock foreclosed homeowners  (nytimes.com) (430)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious So, everyone watched the premieres of Grimm and Chuck last night. Naw, just kidding, everyone was watching the World Series. Now next week, Fox will see their ratings win decline as Fringe will be back  (insidetv.ew.com) (48)


Fri October 28, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Fail Plot synopsis for the new Evil Dead movie released, and it's a bold, creative and gutsy story. Just kidding, it's the same damn movie as the first one, only without Bruce Campbell  (iheartchaos.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Asinine Small-town Texas gun store airs an eloquent radio ad promoting responsible weapon safety. Nah, just kidding, the radio ad states they will deny service to Muslims and socialists  (kvue.com) (500)
(ESPN) Stupid NFL player takes full responsibility for his injury. Just kidding, he blames it all on the lockout  (espn.go.com) (51)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Think Progress) Obvious Obscure leftist conspiracy theorizes that we're in Libya for oil. Just kidding, it was actually boasted by sitting US senator Lindsey Graham  (thinkprogress.org) (182)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious USPS revives the idea of a one-cent tax on each email. Just kidding. But the price of a stamp is going to $.45 in January  (news.yahoo.com) (103)


Sat October 15, 2011
(SFGate) Unlikely San Francisco man pulls gun on cops in the Tenderloin district. Cops respond by pumping 10 rounds into suspect. Just kidding, they tackled him instead. No, really, that's what they really did  (blog.sfgate.com) (65)

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