| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| Avatards doom their children to a life of living the blues (thesun.co.uk) | (109) | ||
| 100-year-old says you're only as old as the kiddies you feel (buffalonews.com) | (177) |
| Citing huge demand and turnout, NYC health authorities happily confirm .00143% of the city was vaccinated against H1N1 this weekend (1010wins.com) | (102) |