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133 headlines found matching 'jury'
Sat December 10, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(9 News)
 
 
 
"Trial date set for man who lives in hole". You would think that the context would make it make sense, but no
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
It only took 26 years, unfavorable reporting, and being sued for the state of Michigan to stop trying to collect child support from a man who wasn't the child's father. Tag is for the child support agency
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump tells his supporters to Fark Right Off as they chant 'Lock her up' "That plays great before the election - now we don't care"
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Fri December 09, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can you propel a boat by shooting a gun? Yes, yes you can. How? Physics
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Geert Wilders convicted of hate speech. Eyegore unavailable for comment
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Thu December 08, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Defense attorneys ask for mistrial Thursday morning in Dylann Roof's trial, saying witnesses' remarks that he is "evil" and belongs in the "pit of hell" were inappropriate. Judge orders trial to continue
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If a cop's taser has no effect on a person trying to use a phone or tablet in a courtroom, I guess the next logical step would be to shoot him in the ass
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police investigating whether serial abductor was involved in other attempts, or if he just kidnapped boxes of Captain Crunch instead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baby Killer should not be banned from drinking and gambling because his jury was too stupid, says lawyer, who probably wonders why people hate lawyers
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Sheriff announces arrest in Joe McKnight killing, moves right on to "we're the victim here"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Judge rules the filth flarn filth from Bill Cosby's deposition can be used in his sexual assault trial
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Mon December 05, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Walter Scott's killer police officer Michael Slager walks in mistrial
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Thu December 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, move along folks
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news people of San Francisco, you can now pee on the sidewalks anywhere in the city
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clay Matthews says shoulder injury caused by cheap shot......That's the joke
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Exhausted over The Walking Dead's profit fight, AMC pledges to end packaging fees. But the CAA is upset and is trying to prevent making things cheaper for everyone
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Gee, why wouldn't you want your identity publicly known when you're on the jury of a murder trial against a cop?
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Mon November 28, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary Police sued for $600,000 after false perjury charges laid against a man who will coincidentally be shot during a traffic-stop gone bad sometime next week
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Inside the municipal court cash machine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you can't visit the real Machu Picchu, go to Lima and see the ersatz Machu Picchu that Royal Institute of British Architects has proclaimed 2016's best new building
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Sat November 26, 2016
(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC Fight night: Whittaker vs. Brunson in Melbourne live on Fight Pass and FS1 7 PM ET, come make fun of DC dropping out of another fight due to injury
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Finalist on ABC's first season of "The Bachelor" facing rape charges. For the fourth time
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Tue November 22, 2016
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Death investigation involving 'town bully' of Galena sets resort town on edge. Holy paladin, Heroes for Hire bid for job removing him
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Man gets off on train molestation charges by asserting to satisfaction of judge that he was actually trying to pickpocket some other passenger
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today in unreasonable reactions: No shopping carts left at the store? BURN IT ALL DOWN
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Judge tells rapist 'you're the most stupid defendant I've ever come across.' Eww
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Hacker learns the hard way that FIFA may be used to unbridled corruption, but you do not fark with EA
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cheetos are not a good fire starter
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Wed November 16, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Up until now, old convictions for being gay would stay on your record forever. Now all you have to do is hire a lawyer and spend a lot of money
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Without warning, Kendall Jenner deletes her Instagram account, leaving her record 68 million followers wondering why. In other news, there are 68 million people who are wasting their time looking at what Kendall Jenner posts on Instagram
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Tue November 15, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's nice to look back, on the eve of his trial, at a politician's vow to end corruption
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Mon November 14, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump U litigants who asked for $30 million damages now stigginit for treble $120 million settlement, and likely to get it because prez-elect just wants it to go away
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Sun November 13, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ringleader pleads guilty after getting stuck with evidence in the $18 million Canadian Maple Syrup Heist. Our long national nightmare is over
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge leans towards technical pardon for South Carolina Church Shooter Dylann Roof, presumably so he can accept a position in Trump's Cabinet
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Sat November 12, 2016
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex executive in charge of bribing Chicago to use red light cameras sentenced to 2½ years in prison and 10% pay cut
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial for former Cincinnati officer who killed driver in traffic stop
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Lawyer can now stop pretending to be a judge
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
News anchor may finally reveal who killed Bob Crane. Sgt. Schultz still knows nothing... NOTHING
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Thu November 10, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Department of Justice finally hands down indictment
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Tue November 08, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jurors send a $37 million message to Flint, Michigan Police concerning police brutality
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Mon November 07, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The lack of a law license isn't stopping this Congressional hopeful from representing clients while campaigning
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Be careful what you name your WIFI network in France
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Thu November 03, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Husband reunites with wife who stabbed him after she got out of prison
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Poker player loses appeal against casino over his £7.7 million winnings when court rules he cheated "without dishonesty or intention to deceive"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Video proof that Chinese cats are EVIL
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's defense attorneys in the Trump University case: So, uh, can we make ALL of his comments on the campaign trail off-limits for the trial? Plaintiffs attorneys: How about no?
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Tue November 01, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Face-eating Florida man told deputies arresting him, 'Help me. I ate something bad ... humans'
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Sun October 30, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
The selection of the jury that will acquit Michael Slager has begun
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Fri October 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonians were acquitted because the jury didn't know what the definition of "conspiracy" was
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A jury hears more rhythmic slapping sounds at Penn State
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Branch Dildonians found not guilty, still dildos
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP Senator on climate change: It's good because people like warmer weather
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Pennsylvania Attorney General Katherine Kane will be sentenced today for perjury and obstruction convictions stemming from a contentious political campaign that resulted in her humiliation and put an end to her career as Batwoman
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Wait, so you're saying Hillary has been investigated more than virtually anyone on the planet and has been cleared of any wrongdoing?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
On the bright side, if he gets time off for good behavior, this man may be released from prison as early as the year 3293 AD
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Sat October 22, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
The trees at Toomer's Corner can't seem to catch a break
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Your honor, the defense requests that the defendant's comments about the judge being quote "biased against him because they are a mexican" unquote be struck from evidence on the grounds of it being just normal campaign rhetoric
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Thu October 20, 2016
(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
Jury to decide the fate of Branch Dildonian domestic terrorists, whose bold strategy to overthrow the government was take over an aviary
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Wed October 19, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Not surprisingly, the history of cheese rolling is replete with tales of injury"
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling says Trevor Bauer's postseason injury can't compare to his. Of course it can't; Bauer's is real
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gameweek 8 of the EPL reaches a climax, the Special One's Red Devils travel to Anfield as the Manchester United/Liverpool rivalry rolls on. Will Rooney start? Will Sturridge make it out of the dressing room without an injury? Kickoff at 15:00 ET
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman wins the right to keep her boyfriend's testicles even after death
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Fri October 14, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida's death penalty found to be unconstitutional, but only due to a technicality
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How can you and your spouse score some sweet time off work and free holidays? Just mail yourself 80,000 death threats
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Most British headline of the day: "A man tried to buy some chips with seven Rizlas at a takeaway, sparking a massive, drunken brawl"
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(Alabama Political Reporter)
 
 
 
Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore (R-eally unhinged) files motion apparently demanding that he be taken off double secret probation so everyone else on the court can be put on it
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Computer glitch sends woman jury duty nine times. Nine times? Ni-ne times
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Wed October 12, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The three most dangerous cars in America. "The Forenza received the lowest possible rating for its side impact crash safety, citing a high likelihood of pelvic fracture to the driver and brain injury to the passenger"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Greg Hardy to move to MMA, challenge Ronda Rousey
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arpaio is contemptible. Criminally so
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Mon October 03, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to hear cases involving insider trading, death penalty, taxpayer funds helping religious schools, false arrests. Why not just call ties now, be done with it?
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Sat October 01, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ohio resident wasn't expecting pulp in her orange juice. She didn't get it either
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Costco now has five million reasons to remember that Tiffany & Co. really doesn't like it when you use their trademark to sell fake products
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Alabama judicial court: no Moore
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Wed September 28, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Frank Darabont helps AMC celebrate Halloween by announcing he's seeking $280 million for his firing from The Walking Dead
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's official: LCFC striker Jamie Vardy does not recommend 20 batches of Skittles mixed with 3 liters of vodka as an injury recovery elixir. "The vodka was decent but it wasn't doing much for my dead leg, which didn't stop bleeding for ages"
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Mon September 26, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New York Giants lose Eli to a hamstring injury after he ties a career low of 0 yards passing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian study of notorious obstacle courses like Tough Mudder, Mud Hero, and Warrior Dash concludes you are more likely to suffer a serious injury at a Phish concert than at one of these runs
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Sat September 24, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Pro-gun rally in Salem, Oregon, burns Gov. Brown in effigy. Hmm... you'd think they'd shoot her in effigy, but I digress
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump committed perjury. Or he looked into the faces of the Republican faithful and knowingly lied. There is no third option"
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Wed September 21, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jury awards $277,000 to ex-Dollar General cashier who was fired for drinking orange juice to treat her diabetic condition
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Mon September 19, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson's knee injury may have revealed a flaw in the Minnesota Vikings's new stadium, since when do you have to go through a restaurant to go to the locker room?
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
If you are a parent, day care worker, or pediatrician in Arizona, congratulations, you're now a sex offender
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Judge 1: Screw the jury I'm throwing this out. . Judge 2: We're gonna have to hide this video. . Judge 3: Screw that, video's out. . Feds: charges against cop
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A CEO has FINALLY gone to jail for his role in the 2008 financial crisis, Granted it was not a banker, but a guy who ran a company that sold bogus "mortgage relief assistance services" to desperate homeowners facing foreclosure, but it's something
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Thu September 15, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Jury rules it's not a crime to show off your newly augmented breasts to everyone at a party
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(PBS)
 
 
 
CDC says the most common work related injury is hearing loss. Which is different than the cases of selective hearing loss that most people encounter when they are dealing with government workers
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Hey, cousin." "Where's your wife?" "Never mind that. Let's hump"
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Former head of Ethical Society of Police admits to ethics-free loan
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Tue September 13, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ohio Mayor who "dedicated his life to Christ" admits raping 4-year-old, blames victim as a "willing participant"
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Mon September 12, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ex-Pittsburgh cop with 56 previous violence complaints finally completes his Heinz Violence Varieties assignment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark gets the last word on a story about the yoga teacher who let bar mitzvah boys fondle her new boobs
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Sun September 11, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman stuck by a hypodermic needle in Target parking lot sues for $12,000. Target offers $750. Jury awards her $4.6 million
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indianpolis infertility doctor decides to take matters into his own hand
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Stockbroker accused of rape with the "I thought she was crying because my penis is so enormous" defense gets six years in prison from the judge and a huge eyeroll from everyone in the courtroom
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People still getting arrested for misinterpreting Breaking Bad as a tutorial
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cosby's lawyers claim racism. This apparently is not a repeat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Governor McDonnell paid a heavy price for freedom. Though actually going to jail for his corruption wasn't part of that price
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hava nagila, have two nagilas, said the yoga teacher, who let two boys touch her breasts at Bar Mitzvah
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Wed September 07, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Day one of the Dildo trials: "No, Ryan, you can't dress up like a cowboy in my courtroom"
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Presumed rapist Bill Cosby could face as many as thirteen of his alleged victims at a pretrial hearing
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Woman gets prison time for using teens as sex slaves. Idiot. You don't use them for sex slaves, you use them to do yard work and move furniture, duh
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Former space shuttle commander indicted for reckless murder of two girls
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
A judge will consider smacking your penis against a car window as a crime that's sexual in nature no matter how much you respectfully disagree
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
For some reason, Ferguson is having trouble hiring cops
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Wed August 31, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After suffering brain damage, paralysis and the deaths of their children, Aurora massacre survivors now owe the theater where they nearly died $700,000 for the privilege
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(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trump is less popular than Public Restrooms, Middle Seats on Airplanes, People Who Leave Voicemails, Hillary Clinton and even Duke. But he tied with Personal Injury Lawyers and beat Bubonic Plague, so that's nice
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts prosecutor says shooting a burglar breaking into your house is first degree murder. Grand jury disagrees
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Tue August 30, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Vikings may be opening their new stadium with a new starting QB after Teddy Bridgewater goes down with the dreaded non-contact injury to the knee
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Tony Stewart takes to Twitter to let people know what he thinks of Colin Kaepernick. Other users politely suggest his views are skewed by his interaction with police. Y'know, after he killed someone on the track
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jury service is your civic duty even if your name is Becky
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tim Kaine once successfully got white jurors struck from a trial--a move that even today is being hailed as one of the best legal moves seen this side of Matlock
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Sun August 28, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three more NFL pre-season games today, three more chances for your fantasy draft to be ruined by an injury in a worthless game. SD @ MIN at 1pm ET, ARI @ HOU at 4:25, and CIN @ JAX in the nightcap at 8
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(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
Murder suspect to represent himself in court, saying he knows everything he needs to know about lawyers by watching TV
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Most interesting man in the world convicted in masterminding global online theft ring
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Hemel Gazette)
 
 
 
Breaking Bad inspired druggie turned his kitchen into a crystal meth lab
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You'd screw your face up into a snarl too, if you were being defended by an ex-felon "volunteer paralegal"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Break a soccer player's leg in a revenge attack? That's a red card... and a one-year prison term
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Woman has scratched over 1,000 cars. Police say that stopping her is the key
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Sat August 20, 2016
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Sheriff Joe may be one step closer to wearing pink underwear himself
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Roommate responds to "Deez Nuts" with "Deez Bullets"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A look at how Gawker justifiably died
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Thu August 18, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
18 year-old pregnant woman dies after car crash, but baby survived. Initially, woman complained only of leg injury from crash. She was a passenger in the car driven by a man, not her husband. He survived the accident. Move on, nothing to see here
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Three men confront 77-year-old woman with plans to mug her. Things don't go as expected
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Wed August 17, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the state has decided on the charge of murder for my client who is named...ah...uh...erm..." -- Aaron Hernandez's lawyer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For some, tequila makes their clothes fall off. For others it causes them to start a fight with their wife who then proceeds to "rip open husband's scrotum and attack him with umbrella"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Wife asks if anyone can kill husband. Police send fake hit man to meet wife. Wife pays hit man to kill husband. Husband fakes death with police. Wife arrested for soliciting murder. Husband now wants wife's bail reduced because he loves her
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Owner of California wine company pleads guilty to bilking customers out of $45 million in what is being called a "wine Ponzi scheme." Otherwise known in the premium wine business as 'income'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Attorney General Kathleen Kane found guilty on all counts of perjury, loses chance to become Batwoman
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Daughter accuses father of rape; lawyers show daughter committed 50 Shades of Perjury. Tag is for lawyers who actually had to read 50 Shades to get client acquitted
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
According to judge, Steve Mann, a pioneer in wearable computer technology and occasional bonehead, was not threatened by the staff of Canadian Tire after he'd set off the security alarms. Guess Mr tech wizard forgot about security camera footage
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Fri August 12, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Jerry Sandusky due in court today in attempt to overturn his conviction. "I've comforted others, I've been comforted. I've been kissed by dogs, I've been bit by dogs." Wait, dogs now? Dude, gross
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