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Headlines matching 'jury'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(The New York Times) Scary SCOTUS to us all: suck it twice  (nytimes.com) (232)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting An all-white jury is 16% more likely to convict black defendants than a white defendant. Duke sucks  (today.duke.edu) (192)


Fri May 18, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida If you're going to say you're too injured to work, you probably shouldn't get caught running various long-distance races and triathlons. "Her race times also improved after the claimed injury"  (nwfdailynews.com) (34)


Mon May 14, 2012
(MequonNow) Amusing "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who's had ALL he could eat?"  (mequonnow.com) (106)
(ESPN) Obvious Josh Hamilton is on pace to win the triple crown. Only one problem, he has never finished a season without an injury. Will he do it this year? Taking bets to the right  (espn.go.com) (66)


Sun May 13, 2012
(Palm Beach Post) Florida Jurors going home and conducting their own "scientific" experiments have become a growing problem  (palmbeachpost.com) (209)


Sun May 06, 2012
(Courier Mail) Asinine Shoppers are being paid more than $100 million a year in personal injury lawsuits after they slipped on grapes at the grocery store. Still cheaper than covering the world in bubble wrap  (couriermail.com.au) (78)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Appeals court won't rescind sentence of FARC rebel, orders her to pay $5 a month  (news.yahoo.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Cool Afghani designed landmine clearing device uses no fossil fuel, is biodegradable, has zero risk of injury to human operators, and costs pennies on the dollar next to current tech  (bbc.com) (52)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Horrifying: 1200 people receive the same jury summons for the same day causing a massive traffic jam. Fark: Courthouse clerk failed to update the system causing the "glitch". Milton Waddams said to be unimpressed  (sacramento.cbslocal.com) (55)


Mon April 30, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass Derrick Rose's season-ending ACL injury mocked--by LeBron James' Nike shoe designer  (espn.go.com) (40)


Sun April 29, 2012
(CBC) Cool Jury finds that cop who beat up a legally blind doctor, from behind and without provocation, is a total prick. Bonus: police internal affairs cleared the cop and recommend the man be charged after defending himself  (cbc.ca) (166)


Wed April 25, 2012
(ESPN) Spiffy Finally some good news for Mets fans: Not only does Jason Bay's injury spare them from having to watch him flail at the plate every day, it may also prevent his $17 million option from vesting next year  (espn.go.com) (15)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Major League Baseball) Sad Tired of being the only healthy Phillie who can hit the ball out of the infield, Hunter Pence gets himself a shoulder injury   (philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com) (35)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Kansas City) Interesting Today's non-cancer-curing scientific research: "a Christian with a brain injury is going to feel closer to God while a person raised as an atheist might feel more spiritually connected to the earth"  (kansascity.com) (34)


Fri April 13, 2012
(Washington Post) Strange Woman acquitted in fatal stabbing because the victim was hogging the bed  (washingtonpost.com) (62)


Wed April 11, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Sorry, Charlie  (suntimes.com) (99)
(Quad City Times) Fail "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you should find my client not guilty because he didn't intend to strangle the prostitute he picked up. It just happened"  (qctimes.com) (81)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Jacksonville.com) Scary Outlook still vague on Terrance Knighton's vodak to eye injury; Eudora, Thunderbird far more specific  (jacksonville.com) (5)


Mon April 09, 2012
(NPR) Obvious Across the country, more than 7,700 daily temperature records were broken last month, but the jury is still out on this whole climate change thing  (npr.org) (346)


Wed April 04, 2012
(TMZ) Scary That one actor that's in everything, no not him the other one, in intensive care after suffering a head injury during a fall  (tmz.com) (88)


Mon March 26, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Not that it'll change anyone's mind. "George Zimmerman suffered a broken nose, and had an injury to the back of his head, he was attacked by Trayvon Martin on that evening," (Auto-play video)  (abcnews.go.com) (lots)


Wed March 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Even if you're dumb enough to lie under oath to avoid jury duty, at least have the brains to avoid sharing the story on talk radio  (kdvr.com) (170)
(ESPN) Cool Will Drew Brees suffer another potentially career-ending injury while on a Franchise-Tag? Will Tebow be raptured from the pocket? Will Seabass drink himself into a coma? It's the Madden '13 cover vote  (espn.go.com) (61)


Mon March 19, 2012
(Cape Cod Times) Amusing Some people will use any excuse for getting out of jury duty. I mean, he could've done better than "I'm too short to see over the jury box when I'm seated"  (capecodonline.com) (93)


Sat March 10, 2012
(Nola.com) Interesting If a man is wrongly imprisoned for 30 years, why should the state have to pay up? Shouldn't it be the jury that wrongly found him guilty?  (nola.com) (139)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida "Eight reasons why Peyton Manning and the Dolphins are a good fit." Missing from the list: even with a neck injury, he'd still be the best player on the team  (sun-sentinel.com) (40)


Thu March 08, 2012
(IndyStar) Interesting Tony Dungy: Peyton Manning's neck injury first caused by Greg Williams' endorsed "BountyGate" hit in 2006  (indystar.com) (65)


Fri March 02, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Judge sentences man who tainted yogurt with semen to two years in prison after jury refuses to let the jerk off  (nypost.com) (70)


Thu February 23, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Scary Jonathan Toews crashes car into el-train support beam. Car declared out tonight with a front-body injury  (chicagotribune.com) (54)


Sun February 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Followup Perfume company wins $10 million judgement against Britney Spears after jury affirms they are in a scent  (dailymail.co.uk) (27)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Miami Herald) Fail Bank of America transforms man's one hundred dollar check in to $3.3 million  (miamiherald.com) (155)


Mon February 13, 2012
(TwinCities.com) Interesting Good news, South Dakota spouse stealers: The anti-spouse-stealing law might get repealed  (twincities.com) (71)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Omaha World Herald) Spiffy Adding insult to injury, Will Ferrell's Super Bowl ad aired in only one market: Super Bowl loser Danny Woodhead's hometown of North Platte, NE  (omaha.com) (24)


Thu February 02, 2012
(SBNation) Sad Much like Peyton Manning, Roy Oswalt is in search of a home for after rehabbing from an injury that could jeopardize his career. To really drive the similarity home, we have an pic of Oswalt making a Manning face  (mlb.sbnation.com) (38)

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