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40 headlines found matching 'jury'
Wed July 02, 2014
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Elderly woman injured by exploding laptop. Firefighters say she could have avoided injury by using Windows 8, since she'd still be waiting for it to boot up
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(64)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL to remove $675 million cap on concussion injury claims. Apparently they figure in a few years most the players will forget about it anyway
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(11)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Steven Wright walks down street wearing glasses when prescription runs out, sustains foot injury
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(31)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly freed by jury gets stabbed to death hours later. Whew, dodged a bullet there
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(55)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Murder conviction in jeopardy because of Facebook posts by a juror during the trial complaining about having to serve on the jury and disparaging the defendant. Can't wait to see his reaction on FB to being sentenced for contempt of court
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(53)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seahawks' Richard Sherman to suffer season-ending injury
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(37)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Witch Doctor claims to have caused Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup injury, ting tang walla walla bing bang
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(28)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As if being defeated in a primary isn't bad enough, you also get popped by the feds the next day for perjury and election fraud? Boy, do you suck at this or what?
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Tue June 03, 2014
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Obama is proceeding apace to consummate his wholesale destruction, er, fundamental transformation of America, and adding insult to injury, he's doing it outside the scope of his constitutional authority
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just an Alabama Caveman, and your strange rules against drug smuggling frighten and confuse me"
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(20)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yovani Gallardo comes back from injury to pick up a win for the Brewers. Fark: As a pinch-hitter in the 10th
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(17)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(ABA Journal)
 
 
 
You're an attorney that just won a $25 million judgement for your client. Do you celebrate by: A) Buying a yacht, B) going to Disney World, C) Ratting out your scumbag client who just admitted all his testimony and evidence were lies and forgeries
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(48)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(Pro Soccer Talk)
 
 
 
Uruguay and at least a quarter of the soccer fans on Fark are in panic mode has Luis Suarez has suffered a knee injury in training requiring surgery
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(53)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Tom Benson hospitalized overnight and tested for concussion after fall at NFL meeting. If only there were some device he could wear on his head to have minimized his injury
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary's head injury -- which was fake -- means she can't run for president, according to Fox News
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Wed May 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Panel wants to get rid of lethal cocktail. I will miss the Irish Carbomb
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Dumb baseball player injury of the day: Matt Cain sliced his finger. FARK: While attempting to cut his sandwich into "fancy triangles"
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(21)
 
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
"Barista wrist" is a real injury you can get from making too many lattes
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(107)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Samsung takes defeat in court gracefully. Just kidding, they say the US is rigged and the jurors are morans
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(32)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Soldier who killed his daugher on army base may face federal death penalty... once the idea of a death penalty is explained to jurors in Hawaii, which hasn't had one since 1957 and hasn't had an execution since 1943
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
$3 million awarded to victims of harmless petroleum industry practice
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(74)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home defense tip: Those pithy, tough-guy, "kill lines" that movie action heroes spit out while shooting people? They don't sound nearly as good when being played for jurors at your murder trial
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(544)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Defendant afraid tattooed mirror-image letters spelling out the word "murder" on his neck might just prejudice the jury in his murder trial. O Rly?
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Tue April 22, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
Wing's top points scorer, Alfredsson, out for game 3 tonight due to injury, mean Bruins and missing his mommy
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(12)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
There are three things that could torpedo Rick Perry's chances at the Presidential nomination in 2016 1) his dismal performance last time, 2) the federal grand jury that is probing him right now and 3) uhh I forget what the third one is
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(47)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Zero becomes a math and physics hero after suffering a profound brain injury "I believe I am living proof that these powers lie dormant in all of us If it could happen to me, it could happen to anyone"
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Wed April 16, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of summoning dogs for jury duty hasn't gotten old in Bridgeton, New Jersey
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Mon April 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thai gambler dies after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles with a handgun he had concealed in his pants. Police unsure if the wound itself was fatal or the man just lost the will to live after the injury
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(68)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sex is all fun and games until someone suffers a severe gummy bears injury
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(33)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Comcast VP testifies that Time Warner merger will be good for customers. Also known as "perjury"
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(28)
 
(NBC 29 Charlottesville)
 
 
 
Even without the streaming video, jury awards $5,001 to a man whose coffee pot was tainted with urine
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(50)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Police have finally caught "Bro". No word on whether they had to taze him
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(34)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz has a book deal. The jury's out on scratch-n-sniff vs. pop-up
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(66)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you had "the first inning of opening day" before Jose Reyes suffers an injury, sending him to the DL, step up and claim your prize
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(27)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas top court agrees to decide whether Tom DeLay was a shady politician contemptuous of the law. Also, the judges will review his conviction
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(16)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lots of people say penis size doesn't matter. Except if you're a PR guru. Who is on trial for sexual assault. And everyone says it is tiny. And the jury has to be sent out for laughing so much
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(79)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Former Texas deputy constable who claimed he was forced to 'motorboat' his female boss has been awarded $567,000 by Galveston County jury. That seems like a lot of money, until you see her pic (w/pics)
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Fri March 21, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman wins $7.5 million for having "the baddest body in the St. Louis area"
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(62)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Juror in drug court dies of drug overdose, is brought back to life by spectator with better drugs
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(38)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the new leader in the race for baseball's silliest injury is Adrian Gonzalez, who hurt his back while sightseeing in Sydney. Sammy Sosa's sneezing snafu still the Major League record
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