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Tue May 23, 2017
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Two men with dreadlocks, one wearing a Jamaican beanie, are wanted for attempting to rob a marijuana dispensary
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You had the chance Arkansas. You had the chance to join the cool states by legalizing marijuana and casino gambling. You had the chance and you blew it
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Sat May 20, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
LA: Legal sellers of marijuana are swamped by black market vendors in the wake of legalization. "They don't live in the community, they don't invest in the community, they just know that our people are going to purchase cannabis"
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
State reprimands doctor for prescribing medicine to sick patient because marijuana
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Marijuana is EVIL and the DEBBILS LETTUCE and we will never ever never make it legal. Bankers: I'd like a slice of that market share please. GOP: Hey maybe we were a bit hasty with this whole cannabis thing
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Tue May 16, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
You know it's an epic party when there's so much marijuana smoke in the house that the police who bust it up have to take breaks outside to breathe
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Thu May 11, 2017
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
"The department doubled-down on their assertion that the drug recognition expert is better at detecting marijuana in a driver than scientific tests." Welcome to Jeff Sessions' America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Broncos season-ticket holders outraged over being 'weeded out' by team" in the first headline ever involving Colorado and weed that doesn't have anything to do with marijuana
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The state of Vermont is now one signature away from legalizing recreational marijuana
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Illegally trafficked cigarettes now have a higher profit margin than cocaine, heroin, marijuana or guns"
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Thu May 04, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Poor proofreading on Capitol Hill allows Jeff Sessions to crack down on medical marijuana in two states
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hey, man, here's like nine marijuana tips for anyone who hasn't, you know, used since 1990
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada made marijuana illegal 94 years ago but were too blitzed to remember why
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's longtime nemesis marijuana now three times more popular than he is. Other enemies of Christie far more popular than he is are diets, IRS audits, and root canal treatments
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
When putting together an Easter basket for your niece or nephew to bring in to school, it's usually best to leave the marijuana out
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Sean Waltman: pro-wrestler, porn star, marijuana enthusiast, and now felon
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Just like its consumers, legal marijuana in Alaska is too damn high
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lost in all the other news about the bill that keeps the governments' doors open was the giant, bi-partisan, middle finger Congress gave to Jeff Sessions by including language that blocks the DOJ from interfering with states' medical marijuana laws
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
To improve the health of your stomach, you could consume a lot of sauerkraut and fermented tea. Or you could smoke more marijuana and eat hot peppers. The choice is yours
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell won't reverse the league's marijuana ban because it's "addictive" and "may not be healthy for players long term". Head shots and PEDs still perfectly okay, though
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Fri April 28, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Marijuana edibles in Washington State will now be regulated to ensure they have the same amount of insect feces as normal food
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Tue April 25, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New restrictions added to Florida's medical marijuana law, adding a 90-day waiting period before a sick person can get pot they're not allowed to smoke, vape or eat
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Attendees at the annual Denver 4/20 marijuana event turn the venue into a sh*thole. But, like, we didn't hurt anybody, man
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado marijuana DUIs drop 33% in 1Q of 2017. Which can be pretty much summed up in two words. Domino's delivers
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if Trump has put racist authoritarians in charge of law enforcement and given them carte blanche to do whatever. But, who among us could have guessed that might happen?
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Tue April 18, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Harry Potter arrested for marijuana possession, netting negative ten points for Gryffindor. Man, that seems more like a HufflePuff thing
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Let me be clear about marijuana. It is a potentially dangerous gateway drug that frequently leads to the use of harder drugs." Oh, jeez, this shiat again?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans who say they use marijuana are parents, study finds
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Who says smoking pot doesn't make you paranoid: 31% of marijuana users prefer using alone and hiding it from everyone
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Quebec to Justin Trudeau on his proposed legislation to legalize marijuana: Non mais come on
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Retired Keebler elf Jeff Sessions is surprised that people aren't getting behind his plans to recriminalize marijuana growing, sales, possession and use
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Thu April 13, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Taxes, 3.2 beer, DUI and medical marijuana on the list for Utah lawmakers to 'study'
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
College kid tries to troll Southwest Airlines and their response is perfect. Give this round to Southwest
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doctors once treated alcoholism with heroin. Now, they want to treat heroin addiction with marijuana. No word on what are we going to do about all the eventual gorilla carcasses
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Positive buzz sends first marijuana-themed exchange-traded fund sharply higher in opening days of trading
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Bill to legalize marijuana in Canada expected to be tabled on Thursday. Poutine & ketchup chip munchie run expected later on that evening
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
For a brief window of time, the TSA website wrongly informed air travelers that it was OK to bring medical marijuana onto planes
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Mon April 03, 2017
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Doctors perform surgery on a baby still in the womb. Mostly so the insurance company couldn't consider it another person with a preexisting condition and cancel the coverage
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Tue March 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Draconian anti-marijuana policies are driving Americans who fail drug tests out of work. Factory owners discover the drug-free lifestyle of Muslim immigrants and hire them even if they don't speak English. Jeff Sessions unavailable for comment
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The time-honored and genteel tradition of a conservative changing social views when things happen to someone in their family, South Carolina marijuana edition
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Having reflected on what their neighbors to the south are up to, Canada decides there's nothing for it but to legalize marijuana
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Sun March 26, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Marijuana operation goes up in flames. Firefighters and police rush to the scene to secure area downwind
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Fri March 24, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
This is for you, Jeff Sessions: A list of who's using marijuana in the Seattle area
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Wed March 22, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
How Alabama locks people up for life over nonviolent marijuana possession
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Sat March 18, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A majority of young people believe Trump's presidency to be illegitimate, that they were simply powerless to stop it because they were so busy shooting their marijuanas on election day
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
I'd like to reserve a spot on the old folks field trip to the marijuana dispensary, please
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Wed March 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
AG Jeff Sessions: "We have too much tolerance for marijuana use. We need to say, as Nancy Reagan said, 'Just say no.'" He then knocked back three fingers of bourbon and took a long, satisfying drag from an unfiltered Camel
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Tue March 14, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
New rules regulate Florida county's marijuana dispensaries, allowing them to operate only in a three foot section of swamp behind a pile of alligators
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Tue March 07, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Two found with 41 pounds of marijuana on them. Hopefully, not in the butt
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
That buzz you're getting from your Canadian "medical marijuana" may actually come from a banned pesticide
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Man busted in marijuana grow operation hasn't blinked in weeks
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans to announce full support for decriminalization of recreational marijuana
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
What exactly is "usable marijuana," and should a 65-year-old man with a prescription be rolled into the joint if there isn't an exact definition?
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Fri March 03, 2017
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Why does my new couch have marijuana in it?
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Thu March 02, 2017
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
$400 worth of cookies missing from Pepperidge Farm truck...culprits caught in nearby alley, in possession of cookies and marijuana
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Some guy in Colorado took out an ad in the Times of London saying that he's the rightful King of England and intends to seize power in 30 days. Legal marijuana. Is there anything it can't do?
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions envisions an America in which marijuana is sold at every corner grocery store. Hey, maybe this guy isn't so bad after all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Are recreational marijuana and opioid addiction linked? Experts in article: "No"
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Hoping to prevent the liberal horde outside his door from burning him in effigy over his stance on health care, Rep. Tom Garret (R, VA-5th-of-booze) tries to give them something else to light up by introducing a bill to legalize marijuana
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Using marijuana to treat chronic pain might help cut down on opioid abuse, but what's the point because then you're a marijuana addict anyway
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Sat February 25, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
UFO sightings are at an all time high, as are states that have legalized recreational marijuana
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Fri February 24, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Legal advice on the upcoming recreational marijuana crackdown from noted legal scholar Tommy Chong, "fark it man, just get high"
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Thu February 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Spicer suggests greater enforcement against recreational Marijuana. The spice must flow
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Wed February 22, 2017
(WBAY Green Bay)
 
 
 
Playing with a loaded gun after having a couple shots of Jack Daniels and smoking 3 or 4 bowls of marijuana. What could go wrong
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) thinks you can smuggle nukes into the US in bales of marijuana. Exactly how big does he think bales of marijuana are? And can I designate my house as an official Mexican Islamic Terrorist Nuclear Depot?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How San Diego and Tijuana told the border wall to go f*ck itself
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Don't tell me--marijuana laced with formaldehyde?
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
OK, supposing these 278 pounds of marijuana are for your personal use, how do you explain the 2 lbs. of concentrate, the e-cig cartridges, vacuum sealer and bags, the scale, the cash-counting machine, and the stacks of currency totaling $65,119?
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Make America Baked Again. Pro-marijuana lawmakers form first ever Congressional Cannabis Caucus
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
The City of Houston has a new policy to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. "We have spent in excess of $250 million, over a quarter-billion dollars, prosecuting a crime that has produced no tangible evidence of improved public safety"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Pioneering marijuana business closed for not paying taxes. To be fair, they do have a pretty good excuse for forgetting
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Sun February 12, 2017
(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
Marijuana prices are plunging, and apparently that's a bad thing
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Marijuana home delivery starts in Oregon. Existential enlightenment in only thirty minutes or less, or your next questioning of your very reality is free
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Oxycodone ✔ Methamphetamine ✔ Cocaine ✔ Morphine ✔ Marijuana ✔ Suboxone strips ✔ A large amount of cash ✔ Or as cops call it 'Another normal day in Alabama'
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Some Buzzkill)
 
 
 
Dear small-government, pro-10th Amendment conservatives: Your Attorney General hopes you've enjoyed the brief exercise in self-governance by States with medical and recreational marijuana. We now return you to your regularly scheduled war on drugs
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Having mastered marijuana, Colorado is now ready for the other ingredient of Farkers' Paradise
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Wed February 08, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
"Job openings: Drug dealers with expert knowledge of marijuana and its distribution needed. Send application to German government. This is not a trap"
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
So marijuana is now the gateway-to-sobriety drug? what-is-this-i-dont-even.jpg
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Wed January 25, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Somewhere in San Diego, there is a guy who is getting paid to smoke marijuana and drive in a simulator for science
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