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83 headlines found matching 'joy'
Wed July 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Now that Will Ferrell has signed on to make MANIMAL: The Movie, enjoy a clip from the original show. Bonus: the epic martial-arts training montage beginning at the 2:30 mark
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Tue July 22, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Five Russian girls - simple harmony, pure singing. Infectious joy
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Joy Behar compares Sarah Palin to Vanna White. Apparently one was paired with a rich, white ultra-conservative. The other was a candidate for Vice President
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Fortune 500: 20 companies that made the most (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Authority might abort Plan B. The only thing stopping LOLCena Wins Again is Amy Schumer? At least we'll be able to enjoy Rollins-Ambrose tonight. CM Punk could join us other unemployed and watch WWE's Battleground PPV (8PM EDT)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you a big history buff? Enjoy Apples? The CIA has a government funded museum full of really neat things you will never be allowed to see. How do ya like them apples?
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Tue July 15, 2014
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
News: 9-year-old and 4-year-old steal car, go on joyride. Fark: For the second time in a month
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(34)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You probably knew that Nikola Tesla was a little eccentric but did you know he only ate milk, honey, bread and vegetable juices and enjoyed nursing injured pigeons back to health?
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Thu July 10, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
GOP candidate with felony record for masturbating and joyriding (at the same time) might not be disqualified from elected office, but he's quitting the race because he's out of juice
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
Ian Curtis's girlfriend Annik Honoré, the inspiration behind Joy Division's classic "Love Will Tear Us Apart," has died at age 56
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(46)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(CityLab)
 
 
 
The US highway trust fund is out of money. Enjoy your summer road trip
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Tue July 01, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tony Romo to give up golf, will never again feel the joy of reaching hole 18 under par only to quadruple bogey the putt
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Sun June 29, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Original film of The Grassy Knoll during JFK assassination on November 22, 1963 is missing. Second gunman still enjoying his 50-year headstart
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Sat June 28, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times enjoys the biting humor of FARK's World Cup headline (2nd section)
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
The good news is Delaware's beaches have the cleanest water of any in the country. The bad news is you have to be in Delaware to enjoy them
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(45)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wearing high heels, using foreign words or smoking under the age of 40? Enjoy your stay at the gulag
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(20)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
The no-fly list is unconstitutional, says a judge who will be enjoying a lifetime of TSA patdowns
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Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Despite years of rising premiums public's satisfaction with auto insurance companies has never been higher, according to latest survey of people who enjoy lying to pollsters (23)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired after he let his drunk friend use the loudspeaker in his state vehicle to shout obscenities and make rude comments to passersby during a joyride that was idiotic and confusing by even Florida standards
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You know what would make Manhattan greater than it already is? A floating beach built on a reclaimed barge so residents don't have to drive out to any of those poorer boroughs to enjoy a summer beach experience
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Sat June 21, 2014
(FIFA)
 
 
 
We've split up Iran and Nigeria so they can get blown out and ruin two games against Argentina and Bosnia-Herzegovina respectively. In between, there should be a great game between Ghana and Germany. Enjoy Day 10 of the 2014 World Cup
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What happens when you hit a ball back into the pitching machine? Let's ask Matt Joyce
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Thu June 19, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And you thought the Appalachian dulcimer was strictly a folk instrument. Enjoy this rendition of "Whole Lotta Love"
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(26)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Minnesota continues to have a love-hate relationship with 'Fargo.' "It's a movie that people who don't live here seem to enjoy, but for us it's a little bit of an embarrassment," says one mayor. "We try not to do people in with wood chippers"
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retail electronics sector in Britain enjoying a 30 percent increase in business as soccer fans upgrade their TVs to watch England lose in high-def
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(30)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
It's June 16, so that means it's Bloomsday, the time we remember when James Joyce's novel Ulysses was once considered obscene, dangerous, and a threat to readers due to its ability to put anyone to sleep every other page
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The perfect wedding doesn't exist. Stop spending so much money and enjoy the party"
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Fri June 13, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to get drunk at the Shoney's while enjoying your strawberry pie
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(17)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
High school baseball trick play may or may not have been a balk, but it wasn't called. So enjoy the fun
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Wed June 11, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Children's Joy Foundation" is a legitimate, honest, well-intentioned, registered charity and totally not a scam
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Tue June 10, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Door-to-door solicitors for the "Children's Joy Foundation" who insist you at least give them the loose change they saw in the cup-holder of your minivan might not be legit
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Ubisoft says it has a prime Wii U title developed and ready to hit shelves, but it won't release it until the Nintendo console sales are no longer in the toilet. Until then, company says, Wii U owners can enjoy another version of Just Dance
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Mon June 09, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The "days since a conservative said something stupid about rape" counter needs to be rest to zero as George Will writes a column decrying the "coveted status" sexual assault victims allegedly enjoy on college campuses these days
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Sat June 07, 2014
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Want to experience all the joy of cow tipping but can't get out of the city?
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(58)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
I hope you enjoyed National Doughnut Day. It took 25 acres of rainforest and the blood of 3 endangered Sumatran tigers to bring it to America
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(51)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Grown ups should not read young adult fiction," claims pretentious asshole who has never known the joys of reading Coraline or The Fault in Our Stars
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If you've ever said to yourself, "Self, why hasn't Hasbro released Megatron, Soundwave, Jazz, and Optimus Prime toys as an '80s hair band?" then boy is there a set at SDCC that will make you rock with joy
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Tue June 03, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you enjoyed the reaction videos of the Red Wedding, you're gonna love this: an entire bar watches and reacts to the fight between the Red Viper and the Mountain
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Sun June 01, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Enjoy your morning cup of joe. The coffee industry in South America is nearing its death throes thanks to pestilence and drought
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Fri May 30, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop these relaxed beach bums enjoying the show
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Wed May 28, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Police respond to call about a bear, ensure it is left wounded and angry near campground crowded with meat-filled barbecues. Enjoy your cookout, citizen
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(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Forget about Lyme disease, there's a new tick borne virus that's now killing people. Enjoy your summer yard work and camping trip
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(54)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(HR Grapevine)
 
 
 
The world's best job? Panda cuddler. You have until July 15 to apply and job description notes, "Your work has only one mission, spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows"
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Wed May 21, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Mommy, this lite bright Uncle Luis brought me doesn't work and is leaking some white powder out of the bottom, just like the DVD player he brought me for my birthday this year." "You better enjoy them Gabriela, he wont be sending you any more"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lily Allen says she was offered the role of Yara Greyjoy in "Game of Thrones" but turned it down due to the scene where Theon feels Yara up before realizing Yara is his sister, mostly because Theon is played by her actual brother Alfie Allen
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(92)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Now that we're all enjoying Obamacare, would it be okay if the government, like, looked at your personal medical records. You know: For the good of the nation
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(152)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Advertisers trick your brain by using adjectives as nouns. Enjoy the stupid
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(35)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Dear Kim, I can't attend your wedding, so I'm sending you a check for four months' profits of our sex tape. Enjoy the $47,000
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(30)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"The View" gives viewers a view of all 11 co-hosts reunited. Things are not all Rosie with Joy
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you enjoyed Goat Simulator, you are going to be blown away by Tree Simulator
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(24)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese author specializes in collecting odd examples of WWII domestic propaganda, such as pics of school principals working naked to show their toughness and patriotism. "Most readers enjoy them. Many have said, 'Oh, this is just like North Korea'"
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Thu May 08, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The joystick that was used to land the lunar module on some secret soundstage is up for auction
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(32)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
52 famous people who (probably) have herpes. Apparently Derek Jeter has been passing out more that just a few gift baskets (link deslided for your enjoyment)
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(98)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
May the Fourth be with you today, Star Wars fans. Here are forty-one things you can do to celebrate this joyous day that don't involve trying to forget how JJ Abrams has upended the Expanded Universe for his own twisted desires
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(89)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Study by Federation of Sanctimonious Killjoy Intellectuals says "The Jungle Book" is racist, even though they have Louis Prima confused with Louis Armstrong
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(67)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
And now, for no particular reason, here's one of the most overlooked classic bands and songs from the '80s: "Tempted" by Squeeze. You're welcome, enjoy the day
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(67)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you think 7 year old MattyBRaps is pretty fly for a white guy, you're in luck. He's got 150 more videos to enjoy
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(18)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR asks the question: Why do so many people on the internet enjoy spoiling TV shows for people who haven't seen them yet? Subby asks the question: Why do so many internet idiots expect to read threads about a show after it airs and not see spoilers?
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(199)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sends 1,000 ducklings to his boss' apartment over wage dispute, hopes that he enjoys the bills
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(25)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts to Troop: "You think you won't enjoy scouting without your gay scoutmaster? Let's see how much you enjoy scouting when we reject your charter"
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(193)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"What we left behind in Iraq" Joy? Dignity? Respect?
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(77)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not News: Two elderly women aged 63 and 58 allegedly bilked their 74-year-old neighbor. News: Out of $450,000. Fark: That she had set aside for her pride and joy, a cat named Puddy Cat
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(53)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Set up a Twitter account making fun of the mayor of Peoria, Illinois? Yeah, enjoy having the cops show up at your workplace and haul you in for interrogation
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(106)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games till cockroaches rain down on people trying to enjoy their sushi
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(25)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No one has experienced the full joy and spiritual meaning of Easter until they've had the Bacon Easter egg
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(42)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
FBI uncovers Al-Qaeda plot to just sit back and enjoy the collapse of the United States
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(175)
 


Tue April 15, 2014
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
62% of Americans favor a flat tax. And their opinions are just as valid and well thought-out as the 52% that prefer cats to dogs, and the 29% that enjoy Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
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(315)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Study finds Yelp reviewers love to use sex metaphors, like a penisular organ enjoys finding a vaginatrix cavity
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(22)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Victorian Joy of Sex: Those with sharp knees are energetic and earnest and prone to find fault with the indolence of others
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(28)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop the real joys of living the Schlitz life
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(13)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On a windy day in Manchester, a cameraman decided to film planes dealing with massive crosswinds. His skill at managing that zoom is great. Enjoy 1080p goodness
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(62)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Microsoft ends support for Windows XP today. Enjoy your Windows 8 experience
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(90)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Family trying to enjoy a day at the park calls the police on a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Fark: Homeless man sitting on a bench calls the police on a family laying down in the park
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(58)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Entry-level jobs are a great way to teach young adults about responsibility, following instructions, the joy of earning a paycheck, and how to fend off horny older men trying to have sex with you
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(137)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Not news: City tractor at construction site left with keys in it; News: Man finds said tractor and takes it on a joy ride through downtown; Fark: And picks up two women for the ride
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(26)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Cheer up, men: It turns out women actually enjoy faking orgasms. Or else they're telling researchers that to make them feel better
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(60)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Obviously there's nothing wrong with it, so why not enjoy the single gayest car ride ever
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(8)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Believe it or not there is a sick and perverted subculture of humans who actually enjoy volunteering their time to helping complete strangers fill out their tax forms for free
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(45)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Americans and others: What, if any, Canadian TV shows do you watch and enjoy?
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(300)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Former Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders says there's no good reason to keep Transgendered individuals from serving in the military, other than the fact that M2F individuals always seem to cut off the Rifleman's Creed
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(24)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(Fabulous Foods)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Does your sandwich look like whatever you find in the fridge? Are there precise ingredients that must be used with an exact order for optimal enjoyment? Show us what the proper sandwich looks like
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(166)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
Female game designer explains how to create more diversity in games - any brogrammers want to mansplain why she's wrong?
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(237)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Skip to 0:18, turn the sound way down, ignore the fact this is a Pepsi commercial and enjoy this bus stop
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(20)
 

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