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Headlines matching 'jet'

Fri May 25, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Lincoln Journal Star)		Old news: Nebraska man convicted of driving while drunk and naked, with truck full of naked passengers. New News: Arrested for stealing 2700 gallons of jet fuel to run his farm equipment. Fark: 1400 gallons of it remain missing (journalstar.com)	(47)
		News: Tim Tebow shines at Jets practice. Fark: On punt coverage. Obvious: At quarterback, not so much (espn.go.com)	(54)

Thu May 24, 2012

When playing golf, you need to be aware of sand traps, water hazards, and falling airplane doors (sun-sentinel.com)

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Tue May 22, 2012

US Airways jetliner en route from Paris to Charlotte, North Carolina, has been diverted to Bangor, Maine due to a suspicious passenger. Passenger was suspicious because he said US Airways had good customer service (news.blogs.cnn.com)

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Tue May 15, 2012

Jet's quarterbacks coach says Tebow has, "good mechanics." Wait a minute. That can't be right. Must be a typo.... No. Nope. He said it (espn.go.com)

(63)

Sun May 13, 2012

(Some NFL Guy)

Jets backup QB Tim Tebow finally getting his own half hour special on Eǃ Entertainment Television this summer, which will more than make up for the lack of attention he's sure to get from the New York media (lastangryfan.com)

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Fri May 11, 2012

Kristen Stewart left po-faced after being evicted from Charlize Theron's private jet (ok.co.uk)

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Thu May 10, 2012

		Jets QB says that "Tim Tebow is a backup quarterback first, and then he'll do plenty of other stuff.". Unknown what the other stuff is, but a brand new shoeshine kit and chauffeur's hat was found in front of Tebow's locker (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(52)
		The missing Russian jet apparently crashed into a Pacific island volcano, appeasing the Waponi fire god for one more year (uk.news.yahoo.com)	(58)
		Bombardier Q1 net craters on lack of jets (bloomberg.com)	(8)

Fri May 04, 2012

Swiss jetman Yves Rossy stunned onlookers with an amazing flying display over Rio de Janeiro on Wednesday (eitb.com)

(10)

Thu May 03, 2012

		The Prodigy's new album to be titled "How to Steal a Jet Fighter." Between that and starting all those fires, they're not very responsible (nme.com)	(20)
		Reacting to the latest almost-crash caused by goose strikes, does the FAA 1) begin a goose-culling program, 2) call for jet engine re-design, or 3) hassle the passenger who took the goose-strike video? (nypost.com)	(186)

Wed May 02, 2012

New York Jets players, coaches finally at center of positive story: trying to find bone marrow donor for critically ill fan (sports.espn.go.com)

(9)

Tue April 24, 2012

Happy 30th birthday ZX Spectrum. I'll check mine later, Jetpack might have loaded by now (bbc.co.uk)

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Fri April 20, 2012

Jeter's place in Manhattan is on the market, and would you just look at that gaudy ridic-- wait, okay, that's actually sort of tasteful. And you get a tabletop Pac-Man game for your $18M (nypost.com)

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Tue April 17, 2012

Derek Jeter unable to accept an honorary doctorate from Siena College due to a game, will send a gift basket in his place (espn.go.com)

(32)

Mon April 09, 2012

If you're stupid enough to deliberately stand in the jet wash of a plane, be prepared to be blown away (telegraph.co.uk)

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Sat April 07, 2012

Police trying to track down 3 people that are unaccounted for after Navy jet crash in Virginia Beach (cnn.com)

(55)

Fri April 06, 2012

(Some Guy)	Military pilot lands on man's back porch; apologizes for crashing his jet (wtvr.com)	(149)
(Some Guy)	Navy jet just crashed across the street from subbys work (wavy.com)	(652)
	Tuareg rebels declare independence. Passat, Jetta rebels expected to follow in their footsteps (usatoday.com)	(64)

Thu April 05, 2012

Protip: If you are going to spend £10billion on refuelling planes make sure they will work on your fighter jets (dailymail.co.uk)

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Mon April 02, 2012

In a move totally not due to Tim Tebow, the Jets will be on HBO's Hard Knocks again (espn.go.com)

(27)

Sun April 01, 2012

Iowans can thank the jet stream for their outstanding spring weather; contrails for the mysterious tumors in their lungs (desmoinesregister.com)

(45)

Wed March 28, 2012

JetBlue pilot faces the always onerous "lunacy on board" airline surcharge (travel.usatoday.com)

(56)

Tue March 27, 2012

		Colts insist that Dwight Freeney is still with the team. Which means the current Colts roster includes Freeney, Robert Mathis, the former Jets backup Quarterback, and the Butler University school mascot (indystar.com)	(16)
		New England Patriots, who routed the Broncos twice last season, praise the New York Jets for obtaining Tim Tebow (nypost.com)	(69)
		This is why Tebow chose the Jets over the Jags (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(65)

Sun March 25, 2012

Scientists attempt to jettison James Cameron into the abyss (news.nationalgeographic.com)

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Sat March 24, 2012

		That night, too, there was another jetting out of gas from the distant planet. I saw it. ... That night another invisible missile started on its way to the earth from Mars (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com)	(62)
		Colts cut Manning. Manning signs with Broncos. Broncos trade Tebow to Jets. Jets trade Stanton to Colts. Everyone got that? (espn.go.com)	(47)

Fri March 23, 2012

Tebow must wait three days before his ascension to the Jets (espn.go.com)

(52)

Thu March 22, 2012

		Panini America debuts the trading card showing Tim Tebow throwing a pass in Jets uniform for their May 2012 card release. It looks 'shopped, I can tell by the pixels and by having seen lots of 'shops (espn.go.com)	(47)
		Jets QB wants to be traded or released following Tebow trade (nydailynews.com)	(82)
		CNBC's Darren Rovell posts his version of the NY Jets' new logo to the delight of absolutely no one (deadspin.com)	(28)
		The Jets are making the perfect move by trading for Tebow (espn.go.com)	(80)
		The Jets don't know what they are doing by trading for Tebow (espn.go.com)	(7)

Wed March 21, 2012

Religious zealot set to take down Jets in New York City (espn.go.com)

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Sun March 18, 2012

Five of the coolest jet-powered vehicles (techeblog.com)

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Fri March 16, 2012

(Some Guy)		The name of the possibly intoxicated woman who assaulted passengers on a jet has not been released, and 45-year-old Cari Johnson of Phoenix is thankful about that (1035superx.com)	(90)
(DoD Buzz)		"What supporters of this jet really need is for an F-35 to save a puppy somehow, or pull a child from a well" (dodbuzz.com)	(78)

Wed March 14, 2012

Today's episode of "Star Wars Character or March Madness basketball player": Four McGlynn, Bak Bak, Vander Blue, Cashmere Wright, Quddus Tosin Bello ("Deuce"), Jordair Jett, Staats Battle, Dakota Slaughter (sports.yahoo.com)

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Mon March 12, 2012

The family that was kicked off the JetBlue flight for unruly kids has a hard time controlling them on The Today Show (today.msnbc.msn.com)

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Sat March 10, 2012

Jets' Mark Sanchez signs three-year contract extension. New York immediately removes all signs of Peyton Place (nypost.com)

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Thu March 08, 2012

(MSNBC)	Jet Blue pilots kicks off entire family for failing to extinguish a crying two year old (ksl.com)	(489)
	With earmarks nearly banned and free private jets and meals curtailed by pesky ethics rules, many members of Congress now say that their job "sucks" (politico.com)	(98)
	Is Derek Jeter finished? Hey, you can't argue against the evidence, a whopping eight spring training at-bats (espn.go.com)	(31)
	You think Juan Pablo Montoya converting a jet dryer into a large fireball on wheels is one of the weirder things to happen during a NASCAR race? Hell, it's not even in the top ten (jacksonville.com)	(32)

Fri March 02, 2012

Jets beat Panthers by a touchdown (scores.espn.go.com)

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Tue February 28, 2012

		As if delays for rain and burning jet fuel weren't enough, driver Brad Keselowski manages another NASCAR first by tweeting from his car (sports.espn.go.com)	(21)
		"Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die" (washingtonpost.com)	(162)