Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Interesting music, smells coming out of New Jersey  (nytimes.com)	(29)

(Some Guy)		Miami residents can now go online to report municipal problems like trash littering the street. Service to be online in time for Jersey Shore cast to arrive  (govtech.com)	(18)
(Providence Journal)		300-pound bronze female sculpture disappears in Rhode Island, possibly headed to the Jersey shore  (projo.com)	(49)

Grizzly bears starting turf war with Polar bears on Hudson Bay. Stephen Colbert last seen running in terror towards New Jersey  (npr.org)

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Does a school have the right to punish a student for an act committed on the weekend? Welcome to New Jersey  (npr.org)

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		Jersey Shore "guidette" Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley showed up in Vegas to promote something. By the looks of it, that would be her implants  (starpulse.com)	(173)
		Lebron James is going to play with new jersey next season. No, not that New Jersey    (sports.yahoo.com)	(99)

(Some Guy)

Thanks to the US losing to Canada in Olympic Hockey, Obama is sending Canada's prime minister a case of Molson beer, and White House press secretary Robert Gibbs will wear a Canadian jersey during his daily on-camera briefing  (vancouversun.com)

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		MTV Prez: Generation Y is less cynical, more civic-minded than Generation X, citing "Jersey Shore" as an example  (thrfeed.com)	(85)
(Some Wastes of DNA)		J-Woww, one of Jersey Shore's non-Italians, says she's not getting bigger boobs; Pauly D and The Situation are big enough  (digitalspy.com)	(37)

(Some Guy)		Judge refuses to block release of Jersey Shore DVD box set, hates America  (app.com)	(21)
		Rude Jersey toll collectors? I, for one, am shocked  (thesmokinggun.com)	(129)

Wanna know what happened to the Jersey Shore Poll?  (mtv.com)

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		NJ Nets trade themselves to Newark  (nj.com)	(11)
		Pod of dolphins swims 12 miles up New Jersey river, mocks mankind for watching "Jersey Shore"  (upi.com)	(39)

(US Magazine)

You may have to sit down for this one: Jersey Shore's JWoww and Snooki admit they are not Italian  (usmagazine.com)

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		Ochocinco offers to take a pay cut to get T.O., who will make him look good both on and off the field  (tmz.com)	(37)
		Class warfare through tax policy may make progressives feel warm and cozy inside, but it hurts state economies: New Jersey lost $70 billion in wealth as the rich fled high income tax rates  (nj.com)	(587)
		Snooki of "Jersey Shore" wants to trademark her nickname. It should be no problem, since nobody else has a claim to "Slutty Overtanned Dwarf"  (thesmokinggun.com)	(108)

		You called it, Fark: proposal at NY Rangers game a fake  (outofbounds.nbcsports.com)	(52)
		Small airplane crashes near Jersey shore. So close  (abcnews.go.com)	(53)

In New Jersey, eco-friendly funerals are in style - cement goulashes are out  (nj.com)

(37)

Despite Fark's great Detroit vote, MTV is sending "Jersey Shore" to Miami  (avclub.com)

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(Digitalspy)

Heather Mills wants to produce a TV show about people with disabilities. Guess she hasn't heard Jersey Shore's coming back for a second season    (digitalspy.co.uk)

(23)

After student sent home from Louisiana high school for wearing a Colts jersey, his parents call the ACLU -- proving that like their team, Indy fans are really only good at working the officials    (cbsnews.com)

(102)

		"Mr. Smoot could not be reached. Calls to his office in New Jersey were returned by a spokeswoman who insisted that her name was Zoe Hamburger."  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)	(22)
		Jersey Shore's Pauly D: "We obviously did something right." I weep for society  (boston.com)	(236)

		Atlanta Thrashers sell their souls and Ilya Kovalchuk to the New Jersey Devils  (sports.espn.go.com)	(56)
		Real-life grandma watches 'Jersey Shore'. Hilarity ensues  (youtube.com)	(26)
		New Jersey Nets assistant coach Del Harris makes the smartest decision all season -- he quits  (sports.yahoo.com)	(29)
		Farkers, MTV is having a vote to see where the Jersey Shore mutants live for next season. Detroit is only barely in the lead. Let's fix that for them  (remotecontrol.mtv.com)	(lots)

(Some Scary Midget)		Snooki, Jersey Shore's answer to Tila Tequila, denies there are nude photos and a sex tape of her out there. Thank f*cking god  (digitalspy.com)	(94)
		Senator Orrin Hatch says Guantanamo is "pretty nice compared to Illinois"; New Jersey is enjoying the schadenfreude  (swamppolitics.com)	(28)
		The New Orleans Saints made sure Brett Favre's ankle and hamstring matched his jersey  (content.usatoday.com)	(111)

Someone took naked pictures of Jersey Shore's "Snooki" and is threatening to release them. DO NOT WANT  (wwtdd.com)

(102)

		Snooki, Pauly D and the gang are going back to the Jersey Shore for "Bennies Part 2: Don't Cross Route 35"  (nydailynews.com)	(69)
		Rush Limbaugh, dancing to Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face,' while doing the "Jersey Shore" fist pump (with vid)  (tmz.com)	(63)

Jersey Shore star declares Springer show "not classy" enough for appearance  (examiner.com)

(63)

		Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley naked pics being shopped around, current forecast calls for 90% chance of future porn tape  (huffingtonpost.com)	(123)
		With people suffering in Haiti, people losing jobs, and health care in the toliet, there's always a glimmer of hope...if you're a spray-tanned Italian from Jersey  (gawker.com)	(78)

Jersey Shore: Super Mario Bros  (break.com)

(9)

"Jersey Shore" cast to stick together and ask for more money for second season, just like the cast of "Friends," except less educated, with faker tans and a really bad case of herpes    (tmz.com)

(113)

Don't put the sun tan lotion away just yet - 'Jersey Shore' finale shatters MTV records. We got a situation  (nj.com)

(79)

Kevin Smith on Jersey Shore: "When Jay and Silent Bob seem like better role models than these dewberries, we're in trouble"  (time.com)

(244)

Serena Williams sets up eBay auction for Haiti with goal of $92,000 - a target equal the total fine for her profanity-laced outburst at a lineswoman during the U.S. Open  (google.com)

(27)

Field trip to bucolic country farm is ruined when the children are attacked by a rabid calf  (baltimoresun.com)

(42)

Hundreds of Haiti Earthquake victims arrive in New Jersey. Immediately inquire as to the availability of return flights    (huffingtonpost.com)

(77)

Big stink blankets south Philly and Jersey. Not sure why this is considered news  (philly.com)

(73)

Orange man charged in New Jersey shooting. That certainly narrows it down to the entire state    (nj.com)

(146)

After ruining music, MTV is set to destroy one of the best horror movie of all times by turning it into a PG watered-down TV series  (slashfilm.com)

(71)

Break out the old "Bullets" throwback jerseys everyone  (sports.espn.go.com)

(71)

New Jersey asks MTV to cancel Jersey Shore. Rest of the country asks Congress to cancel New Jersey  (msnbc.msn.com)

(66)

New Jersey initiates "Silver Alert" system to help locate missing seniors. Plans for an "Orange Alert" system abandoned after MTV beat them to the punch  (nj.com)

(43)

		New Jersey's Republican governor-elect to slash state spending and programs by 25 percent. Essential programs such as hair gel subsidies are exempt  (nj.com)	(192)
		How to do your hair like Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D  (huffingtonpost.com)	(124)

Jersey City man goes to housing agency to file bedbug complaint and is charged with lewdness after dropping trou to show evidence of injury. Across the river the bedbug will only take your thumb, Charlie  (nj.com)

(33)

(Some Guy)

Lou "Humble" Reed: "To this day, I don't think there is much going on that can come close to what the Velvet Underground did...Not even in the universe."  (therumpus.net)

(101)

Holy cow  (telegraph.co.uk)

(69)

MTV staff receiving death threats from Italian-Americans upset over their depiction as dumb tough guys in the popular new show "Jersey Shore"  (foxnews.com)

(153)

Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito inducted into the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Talk about a dubious honor  (contactmusic.com)

(33)

		0-18. New Jersey Nets = Detroit Lions of basketball  (espn.go.com)	(114)
		New Jersey likely to legalize medical marijuana, which can help to alleviate the pain of having to live in New Jersey    (online.wsj.com)	(74)

New Jersey Nets plummet to 0-16, losing to lowly Sacramento Kings. Two non-wins away from history  (sports.yahoo.com)

(13)

Good: New Jersey Nets close in on NBA record. Bad: It's the record for most consecutive losses to start a season  (sports.yahoo.com)

(20)

"Jersey Shore" a guido-fied Real World, may be cancelled before it airs its first episode. Then again, it's on MTV so it will probably run for thirteen years  (msnbc.msn.com)

(52)

In a surprise to environmentalists everywhere, the electric-car capital of the nation is the city with more oil than a New Jersey beach during spring break  (blogs.wsj.com)

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