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Headlines matching 'jersey'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(NYPost) Stupid New Jersey and nine other states given permission to leave a few children behind  (nypost.com) (112)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing Adrian Peterson will be permitted to change his number, so long as he buys the $1,000,000 worth of existing Reebok jerseys with his current number  (startribune.com) (34)


Tue January 31, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Lazy New Jerseyans don't like pumping their own gas or using parking meters where you have to walk back to your car to put the receipt in the windshield  (nj.com) (114)
(UPI) Strange Donald Trump to build cemetery near his New Jersey golf course. Groundskeeper told to expect an additional 1000 people under him  (upi.com) (14)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Obvious The 12 most ridiculous things sold on Barack Obama's store. Wait, he has a store?  (buzzfeed.com) (62)


Thu January 26, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious Obvious For the 75th year in a row, the Chamber of Commerce train leaves New Jersey for its yearly 'Walk to Washington' event. Otherwise known as the schmooooooooooooooze train  (nj.com) (10)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Yahoo) Asinine Oh yeah this seems fair: The teams playing in the Superbowl get to split 35% of the available seats at the Stadium to offer to their season ticket holders and players-and that's after the league takes 12,000 seats off the top  (news.yahoo.com) (63)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Deadline) Fail NBC finished in 8th place on Thursday night thanks to the highly unwatched The Firm; it was beaten by a Univision program, a couple of Big Bang Theory reruns, and Jersey Shore  (deadline.com) (137)


Tue January 17, 2012
(io9) Interesting 10 really bizarre brain disorders. How people can enjoy Jersey Shore or Teen Mom not on the list  (io9.com) (60)
(NJ.com) Dumbass Jersey City assemblyman and police detective in trouble for Facebook posting calling the Philadelphia Eagles "gaybirds"  (nj.com) (53)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Last night's Jersey Shore season premiere proved one thing: we're all tired of Jersey Shore  (insidetv.ew.com) (59)
(YouTube) Interesting It was a concrete bunker in the middle of Trenton, New Jersey. It was in a downtrodden area, and it was filthy and the most dangerous venue to visit. And if you got in--you were lucky  (youtube.com) (22)


Thu January 05, 2012
(ESPN) Sick Stay classy, Philly  (espn.go.com) (121)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly In the "you knew this day would come" column... pro sports team to put Twitter handles instead of last names on the backs of player jerseys  (nll.com) (23)


Tue December 27, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Carolina Hurricanes goalie Cam Ward gets the first goal of his career via another hell of a goof from New Jersey's Ilya Kovalchuk  (youtube.com) (32)
(Yahoo) Fail Puck Daddy's top ten Jersey Fouls of 2011. Come for the Frankenjerseys, stay for the come  (sports.yahoo.com) (23)


Sun December 25, 2011
(NJ.com) Amusing New Jersey Star Ledger looks at the upcoming NBA season with a little help from FARK's headline about Kobe Bryant (2nd section)  (nj.com) (0)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Kris Humphries returns to New Jersey Nets for preseason basketball game. Just like his marriage, he's heavily booed and fails to score  (dailymail.co.uk) (35)
(IndyStar) Silly Is it proper football etiquette to continue to wear the NFL jersey of a player who has signed with another team? "Two-beer fine"  (indystar.com) (179)


Tue December 20, 2011
(NBC Sports) Dumbass Newest contender for dumbest Stanley Cup rioter emerges. "Unlike many others that night, [he] allegedly had his surname emblazoned across his back on a hockey jersey"  (prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com) (36)


Wed December 14, 2011
(ESPN) Asinine MLB's new labor agreement includes more replay, longer All-Star break, longer lines at the concession stands, more Houston Astros games  (espn.go.com) (73)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Marketwatch) Stupid New Jersey Nets owner to run against Pooty-Poot for Russian Presidency. Expected to come down with a sudden case of Outspokeness with a side order of Polonium  (marketwatch.com) (35)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Some Fabulous Guy) Dumbass Not news: Shoplifter arrested. News: Shoplifter Detained By Employees, Arrested. FARK: His teeshirt in his mugshot  (wmur.com) (99)


Thu December 08, 2011
(NJ.com) Amusing New census map of New Jersey. Don't think it's official, though  (nj.com) (182)


Tue December 06, 2011
(NJ.com) Obvious Report says organized crime has infiltrated garbage business in New Jersey. And you needed a report for this why?  (nj.com) (47)


Mon December 05, 2011
(USA Today) Scary Five grenades found in a bag at Newark Airport. Like most things in Jersey, they were inert  (content.usatoday.com) (37)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Fox Business) Interesting As if governing New Jersey wasn't bad enough, now former MF Global CEO Jon Corzine has been subpoenaed to appear before House panel  (foxbusiness.com) (25)


Wed November 30, 2011
(NJ.com) Fail Number of New Jersey residents on food stamps has doubled in the past four years. Now that's change you can wait in line for  (nj.com) (67)
(ESPN) Interesting New Jersey Nets to offer Brook Lopez, two first-round draft picks, and an autographed vinyl copy of Bruce Springsteen's "Live/1975-85" album to the Orlando Magic for Dwight Howard  (espn.go.com) (38)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail Have you ever looked at your Christmas tree and thought, "It needs more tanned guidos?" Well, these Jersey Shore ornaments have you covered  (popwatch.ew.com) (48)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Jesus would've completed more than two passes  (thepostgame.com) (177)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Courier Post) Dumbass In New Jersey, you get a separate DUI charge for each kid in your vehicle. So when you blow .25 as a school bus driver, that's bad  (courierpostonline.com) (49)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Things to do during the 2011 Tour de France: Win five stages, check. Win the Green Jersey, check. Knock up hottie Page Three model girlfriend, check  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Reuters) Sick Dining tip: When ordering a sandwich in Marlton, New Jersey, never tell the cook to put everything on it  (in.reuters.com) (22)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Unfortunately for UNC, the jerseys for their game against MSU on USS Carl Vinson have been unveiled  (foxsportsdetroit.com) (47)
(NYPost) Asinine And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair; and Jersey Shores spawned a spin-off starring Pauly D  (nypost.com) (19)


Sat October 29, 2011
(WTOP) Scary "Mastermind" behind Jersey Shore to start another show featuring unethical, fakely tanned, drug addicted, sexual deviants  (wtop.com) (32)


Thu October 27, 2011
(CNN) Cool Say what you will about Jersey Shore, but at least it inspired Mike Judge to take Beavis and Butt-Head out of moth balls. Heh heh ... balls  (cnn.com) (129)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing For rent: "Jersey Shore" house. Only $2500/night, which includes linens, hot tub, crabs  (app.com) (22)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Amusing Heaviest drinkers in sports history  (bleacherreport.com) (69)
(TC Palm) Florida New Jersey man arrested in coffee house rampage after ripping off shirt and spewing espresso. Cops suggest decaf  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (18)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Gizmodo) Amusing Apple to Jersey Shore's "The Situation": "GTFO. No seriously, GTFO and DIAF." Amusing tag in place of missing Karma tag  (gizmodo.com) (71)


Sat October 15, 2011
(NPR) Amusing "No Mr Bond, I expect you to deliver a semi full of pipes to New Jersey"  (npr.org) (99)
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting New Jersey approves deer contraceptive. Stag parties will never be the same  (mnn.com) (32)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Washington Post) Hero Five liberal Senators ask Clinton to bar Humvee sale to Bahrain. In an unrelated update, if you are an unemployed defense contractor in Maryland, Pennsylvania, Oregon, Illinois, or New Jersey, I have good news for you  (washingtonpost.com) (35)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Seahawks offer 25% off any Seahawks jersey for trading in cut/traded players' jerseys, then they'll donate the old jerseys to poor people that can't afford to buy full priced jerseys of players they'll cut in a few months  (nfl.com) (60)

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