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Mon March 15, 2010
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(The New York Times) Cool Interesting music, smells coming out of New Jersey  (nytimes.com) (29)

Wed March 10, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting Miami residents can now go online to report municipal problems like trash littering the street. Service to be online in time for Jersey Shore cast to arrive  (govtech.com) (18)
(Providence Journal) Amusing 300-pound bronze female sculpture disappears in Rhode Island, possibly headed to the Jersey shore  (projo.com) (49)

Tue March 09, 2010
(NPR) Interesting Grizzly bears starting turf war with Polar bears on Hudson Bay. Stephen Colbert last seen running in terror towards New Jersey  (npr.org) (27)

Sun March 07, 2010
(NPR) Unlikely Does a school have the right to punish a student for an act committed on the weekend? Welcome to New Jersey  (npr.org) (206)

Thu March 04, 2010
(Starpulse) Obvious Jersey Shore "guidette" Jenni 'J-Woww' Farley showed up in Vegas to promote something. By the looks of it, that would be her implants  (starpulse.com) (173)
(Yahoo) Obvious Lebron James is going to play with new jersey next season. No, not that New Jersey  T-Shirt  (sports.yahoo.com) (99)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing Thanks to the US losing to Canada in Olympic Hockey, Obama is sending Canada's prime minister a case of Molson beer, and White House press secretary Robert Gibbs will wear a Canadian jersey during his daily on-camera briefing  (vancouversun.com) (83)

Wed February 24, 2010
(The Hollywood Reporter) Dumbass MTV Prez: Generation Y is less cynical, more civic-minded than Generation X, citing "Jersey Shore" as an example  (thrfeed.com) (85)
(Some Wastes of DNA) Silly J-Woww, one of Jersey Shore's non-Italians, says she's not getting bigger boobs; Pauly D and The Situation are big enough  (digitalspy.com) (37)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Some Guy) Scary Judge refuses to block release of Jersey Shore DVD box set, hates America  (app.com) (21)
(The Smoking Gun) Asinine Rude Jersey toll collectors? I, for one, am shocked  (thesmokinggun.com) (129)

Sat February 20, 2010
(MTV) Amusing Wanna know what happened to the Jersey Shore Poll?  (mtv.com) (68)

Fri February 19, 2010
(NJ.com) Interesting NJ Nets trade themselves to Newark  (nj.com) (11)
(UPI) Weird Pod of dolphins swims 12 miles up New Jersey river, mocks mankind for watching "Jersey Shore"  (upi.com) (39)

Thu February 18, 2010
(US Magazine) Sad You may have to sit down for this one: Jersey Shore's JWoww and Snooki admit they are not Italian  (usmagazine.com) (98)

Wed February 17, 2010
(TMZ) Obvious Ochocinco offers to take a pay cut to get T.O., who will make him look good both on and off the field  (tmz.com) (37)
(NJ.com) Obvious Class warfare through tax policy may make progressives feel warm and cozy inside, but it hurts state economies: New Jersey lost $70 billion in wealth as the rich fled high income tax rates  (nj.com) (587)
(The Smoking Gun) Silly Snooki of "Jersey Shore" wants to trademark her nickname. It should be no problem, since nobody else has a claim to "Slutty Overtanned Dwarf"  (thesmokinggun.com) (108)

Tue February 16, 2010
(MSNBC) Followup You called it, Fark: proposal at NY Rangers game a fake  (outofbounds.nbcsports.com) (52)
(ABC News) Sad Small airplane crashes near Jersey shore. So close  (abcnews.go.com) (53)

Sun February 14, 2010
(NJ.com) Spiffy In New Jersey, eco-friendly funerals are in style - cement goulashes are out  (nj.com) (37)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Onion AV Club) Followup Despite Fark's great Detroit vote, MTV is sending "Jersey Shore" to Miami  (avclub.com) (113)

Mon February 08, 2010
(Digitalspy) Silly Heather Mills wants to produce a TV show about people with disabilities. Guess she hasn't heard Jersey Shore's coming back for a second season  T-Shirt  (digitalspy.co.uk) (23)

Sat February 06, 2010
(CBS News) Dumbass After student sent home from Louisiana high school for wearing a Colts jersey, his parents call the ACLU -- proving that like their team, Indy fans are really only good at working the officials  T-Shirt  (cbsnews.com) (102)

Fri February 05, 2010
(The New York Times) Misc "Mr. Smoot could not be reached. Calls to his office in New Jersey were returned by a spokeswoman who insisted that her name was Zoe Hamburger."  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com) (22)
(Boston Globe) Scary Jersey Shore's Pauly D: "We obviously did something right." I weep for society  (boston.com) (236)

Thu February 04, 2010
(ESPN) Fail Atlanta Thrashers sell their souls and Ilya Kovalchuk to the New Jersey Devils  (sports.espn.go.com) (56)
(YouTube) Amusing Real-life grandma watches 'Jersey Shore'. Hilarity ensues  (youtube.com) (26)
(Yahoo) Obvious New Jersey Nets assistant coach Del Harris makes the smartest decision all season -- he quits  (sports.yahoo.com) (29)
(MTV) Amusing Farkers, MTV is having a vote to see where the Jersey Shore mutants live for next season. Detroit is only barely in the lead. Let's fix that for them  (remotecontrol.mtv.com) (lots)

Wed February 03, 2010
(Some Scary Midget) Followup Snooki, Jersey Shore's answer to Tila Tequila, denies there are nude photos and a sex tape of her out there. Thank f*cking god  (digitalspy.com) (94)
(Chicago Tribune) Unlikely Senator Orrin Hatch says Guantanamo is "pretty nice compared to Illinois"; New Jersey is enjoying the schadenfreude  (swamppolitics.com) (28)
(USA Today) Scary The New Orleans Saints made sure Brett Favre's ankle and hamstring matched his jersey  (content.usatoday.com) (111)

Tue February 02, 2010
(WWTDD) Asinine Someone took naked pictures of Jersey Shore's "Snooki" and is threatening to release them. DO NOT WANT  (wwtdd.com) (102)

Sat January 30, 2010
(New York Daily News) Stupid Snooki, Pauly D and the gang are going back to the Jersey Shore for "Bennies Part 2: Don't Cross Route 35"  (nydailynews.com) (69)
(TMZ) Fail Rush Limbaugh, dancing to Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face,' while doing the "Jersey Shore" fist pump (with vid)  (tmz.com) (63)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Examiner) Ironic Jersey Shore star declares Springer show "not classy" enough for appearance  (examiner.com) (63)

Wed January 27, 2010
(Huffington Post) Followup Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley naked pics being shopped around, current forecast calls for 90% chance of future porn tape  (huffingtonpost.com) (123)
(Gawker) Asinine With people suffering in Haiti, people losing jobs, and health care in the toliet, there's always a glimmer of hope...if you're a spray-tanned Italian from Jersey  (gawker.com) (78)

Mon January 25, 2010
(Break) Amusing Jersey Shore: Super Mario Bros  (break.com) (9)

Sun January 24, 2010
(TMZ) Obvious "Jersey Shore" cast to stick together and ask for more money for second season, just like the cast of "Friends," except less educated, with faker tans and a really bad case of herpes  T-Shirt  (tmz.com) (113)

Sat January 23, 2010
(NJ.com) Scary Don't put the sun tan lotion away just yet - 'Jersey Shore' finale shatters MTV records. We got a situation  (nj.com) (79)

Thu January 21, 2010
(Time) Amusing Kevin Smith on Jersey Shore: "When Jay and Silent Bob seem like better role models than these dewberries, we're in trouble"  (time.com) (244)

Tue January 19, 2010
(Google) Spiffy Serena Williams sets up eBay auction for Haiti with goal of $92,000 - a target equal the total fine for her profanity-laced outburst at a lineswoman during the U.S. Open  (google.com) (27)

Mon January 18, 2010
(Baltimore Sun) Scary Field trip to bucolic country farm is ruined when the children are attacked by a rabid calf  (baltimoresun.com) (42)

Fri January 15, 2010
(Huffington Post) Obvious Hundreds of Haiti Earthquake victims arrive in New Jersey. Immediately inquire as to the availability of return flights  T-Shirt  (huffingtonpost.com) (77)

Thu January 14, 2010
(Philly) Obvious Big stink blankets south Philly and Jersey. Not sure why this is considered news  (philly.com) (73)

Tue January 12, 2010
(NJ.com) Obvious Orange man charged in New Jersey shooting. That certainly narrows it down to the entire state  T-Shirt  (nj.com) (146)

Fri January 08, 2010
(SlashFilm) Stupid After ruining music, MTV is set to destroy one of the best horror movie of all times by turning it into a PG watered-down TV series  (slashfilm.com) (71)

Fri January 01, 2010
(ESPN) Asinine Break out the old "Bullets" throwback jerseys everyone  (sports.espn.go.com) (71)

Thu December 24, 2009
(MSNBC) Amusing New Jersey asks MTV to cancel Jersey Shore. Rest of the country asks Congress to cancel New Jersey  (msnbc.msn.com) (66)

Wed December 23, 2009
(NJ.com) Amusing New Jersey initiates "Silver Alert" system to help locate missing seniors. Plans for an "Orange Alert" system abandoned after MTV beat them to the punch  (nj.com) (43)

Tue December 22, 2009
(NJ.com) Interesting New Jersey's Republican governor-elect to slash state spending and programs by 25 percent. Essential programs such as hair gel subsidies are exempt  (nj.com) (192)
(Huffington Post) Video How to do your hair like Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D  (huffingtonpost.com) (124)

Sun December 20, 2009
(NJ.com) Asinine Jersey City man goes to housing agency to file bedbug complaint and is charged with lewdness after dropping trou to show evidence of injury. Across the river the bedbug will only take your thumb, Charlie  (nj.com) (33)

Wed December 16, 2009
(Some Guy) Obvious Lou "Humble" Reed: "To this day, I don't think there is much going on that can come close to what the Velvet Underground did...Not even in the universe."  (therumpus.net) (101)

Wed December 09, 2009
(Telegraph) Amusing Holy cow  (telegraph.co.uk) (69)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Fox News) Ironic MTV staff receiving death threats from Italian-Americans upset over their depiction as dumb tough guys in the popular new show "Jersey Shore"  (foxnews.com) (153)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Contact Music) Cool Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito inducted into the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Talk about a dubious honor  (contactmusic.com) (33)

Wed December 02, 2009
(ESPN) Obvious 0-18. New Jersey Nets = Detroit Lions of basketball  (espn.go.com) (114)
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting New Jersey likely to legalize medical marijuana, which can help to alleviate the pain of having to live in New Jersey  T-Shirt  (online.wsj.com) (74)

Sat November 28, 2009
(Yahoo) Followup New Jersey Nets plummet to 0-16, losing to lowly Sacramento Kings. Two non-wins away from history  (sports.yahoo.com) (13)

Wed November 25, 2009
(Yahoo) Fail Good: New Jersey Nets close in on NBA record. Bad: It's the record for most consecutive losses to start a season  (sports.yahoo.com) (20)

Tue November 24, 2009
(MSNBC) Unlikely "Jersey Shore" a guido-fied Real World, may be cancelled before it airs its first episode. Then again, it's on MTV so it will probably run for thirteen years  (msnbc.msn.com) (52)

Fri November 20, 2009
(Wall Street Journal) Interesting In a surprise to environmentalists everywhere, the electric-car capital of the nation is the city with more oil than a New Jersey beach during spring break  (blogs.wsj.com) (37)

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