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85 headlines found matching 'jeff'
Fri October 20, 2017
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake flakes out on Trump
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions wrote the DOJ's new anti-abortion policies, which explains why there are eerie similarities to Dred Scott
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Wed October 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Franken in response to Jeff Sessions' assertion that he had no communications with Russians during 2016 campaign: Not being able to recall what you discussed is different than saying you had no communications. The ambassador from Russia is Russian
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(CNN)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Trump Nominee Says Stupid S*it" we have Jeff Mateer, who claims religious crackdowns by Nazi Germany were just like treatment of Christians today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis elementary school in Jackson, Mississippi, is being renamed. Care to guess whose name will now grace the institution?
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Mon October 16, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
A former aide to Jeff Sessions, who also represented a bank connected to Russian money laundering, will now head the Justice Department's criminal division, giving him access to information relating to Mueller's probe of Russia's election tampering
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is bucking his image as an anti-LGBT crusader by sending a top federal hate crimes lawyer to help prosecute a man on trial for the shooting death of gender-fluid teen Kedarie Johnson. No this is not the Twilight Zone
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Tucson mailed a 21-foot cactus to Jeff Bezos
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Icelandic carbon dioxide scrubbing system turns CO2 to stone, prompting Jeff Lynne to sue for copyright infringement
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's nominee for Labor Secretary, Alexander Acosta, was the US Attorney who declined to press the most serious charges against convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, presumably after receiving a note signed by Epstein's mom
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Memorial to slaveowner Thomas Jefferson being attacked by laser-wielding assailants
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Hey, let's go ask Jeff Goldblum what 'Ragnarok' means. That should be fun"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
We just blame the guy named Jeff
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Mon October 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Would there be anything more satisfying than setting fire to the set of Dynasty?
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
White rabbit spotted travelling around London using the Tube and buses, I guess he lost his Jefferson Airplane (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Georgetown law profs take a knee to protest Jeff Sessions' appearance on campus to discuss free speech
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions is projecting again
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The two Alabama Senate candidates argued during a debate last night over who worshiped Trump more
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Mike Pence dodges a question on Trumpcare by making up a fake quote by Thomas Jefferson. Can we get a smokebomb tag yet, please?
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lambda Lambda Lambda mourns loss of U.N. Jefferson
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Federal Business Opportunities)
 
 
 
Just in case you need to test giant rockets, NASA has a couple of big test stands available. Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos to battle it out in 5...4...3...2
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton expecting their second child. No matter the gender, hopefully they name it Negan
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Sorry, Jeff, but you can't deny sanctuary cities money because they don't like you or your fudge stripes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Russia invade Ukraine? Has Jeff cut a deal to rat on his boss? Will Mueller leave no Stone unturned? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5PM news dump)
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Thu September 14, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ever had a staff meeting where the boss becomes unhinged partway through and starts screaming at you in front of your peers, calls you an idiot, and demands you quit? Jeff Sessions has
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions might change a rule in leak investigations that would utterly decimate the free press
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What's next, protesting monuments of Thomas Jeffer...Wait, we're actually doing this? Okay, fine
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos demands his own Iron Throne
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Fri September 08, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions explains (in drag)
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Wed September 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A bi-partisan group of Senators introduce a resolution condemning "hate groups, including white supremacists, white nationalists, neo-Nazis and the Ku Klux Klan," and since Jeff Sessions is no longer in the Senate, it might not get filibustered
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is also a liar; let us count the ways he bullshiatted through the DACA announcement
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Tue September 05, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is sending Jeffy Sessions out to kill DACA, but wants us to know he is NOT AFRAID of those brown people. nope, not at all
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To the fainting couches: Attorney General Jeff Sessions's claim that a violent crime wave is sweeping the nation gets four Pinocchios from WaPo's Fact Checker
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Tue August 29, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions blames opioid abuse crisis on a) pharma companies, b) recession, c) Hollywood
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake feels the wrath of Trump, tries to make nice with the monster
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Literally just hours after pledging not to attack GOP senator Jeff Flake by name while he was in Arizona, Trump...well you know the rest
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Trump pardon Sheriff Joe? Will there be a chant of "Heil Drumpf"? Will he stoke the fires of hatred against Jeff Flake? THIS is your Trump Arizona "campaign" rally thread. (9pm ET)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Suggesting everything is not all sweetness and light within the GOP, Trump is reportedly considering endorsing Jeff Flake's primary opponent at his Phoenix rally, while a McConnell-aligned PAC is running attack ads calling her "Chemtrails Kelli"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord, former CNN commentator and Trump supporter who was fired for tweeting a Nazi salute, offered a position at the newly Steve Bannon-led Breitbart
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Jefferson Davis tarred and feathered. Check that. Jefferson Davis Memorial Highway monument tarred and feathered. In Arizona. Because subby still had some sanity left, and that could not be allowed to continue
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Thu August 17, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Trump Tuesday: "First it is Lee and Stonewall Jackson, what next, Washington and Jefferson?" Everyone Wednesday: "No, don't be stupid and compare confederates and founding fathers". CNN commentator Thursday: "Let's be stupid"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Plaque honoring Jefferson Davis for 50 years, affixed to a wall outside a department store, was removed last night. Fark: In Montreal, Canada
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The town of Alexandria, Virginia is conducting an online survey for ideas on what to rename Jefferson Davis Highway. Any ideas?
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
GOP Senators call out Der Trumpenfuhrer for his noncommittal statement re: Charlottesville. MIA: Jeff Flake
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Fri August 11, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mad Dog Mattis meets Jeff Bezos, possibly to find out if Amazon's delivery drones can be fitted with bayonets and flamethrowers
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord simply wanted to know the whereabouts of his friend Kyle, who's about *this* high
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake plays with his Oily Taint and throws Trump and several members of the GOP under his "f*ck you clowns" tour bus by shiatting all over the rise of birtherism
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Sun August 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Anti-Pot Warrior and retired Keebler Elf Jeff Sessions gets recommendations on significantly stricter pot laws from his task force. Wait, what's that? Sorry, they're recommending to continue Obama policies
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keebler Elf Jeff Session's job is safe. Sad tag is because he's actually trying to accomplish horrible things
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why Attorney General Jeff Sessions will lose his new war against cannabis: The majority of Americans from nearly all walks of life want marijuana legalized
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Flake is pretty disappointed in his fellow Republicans
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Mon July 31, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senator Jeff Flake (R): Either you call out Trump on his bullshiat or you're complicit with it happening
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Sun July 30, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Tip your cap to today's newest inductees to the MLB Hall of Fame Class of 2017 - Jeff Bagwell, Tim Raines, Iván Rodríguez, John Schuerholz and Bud Selig
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions channels his inner Tina Turner, says it's good that Trump channels his inner Ike and humiliates him daily
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress comes together in rare act of bipartisan solidarity to protect states with legal marijuana laws from authoritarian asshole and elf-man hybrid Jeff Sessions
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Wed July 26, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In 2016 Jeff Sessions was extremely reluctant to endorse Trump, fearing it could ruin his career but Bannon convinced Sessions that Trump needed a credible backer like him or he wouldn't get elected. Oooh, Karma, even for YOU that's deliciously evil
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Breitbart and conservatives, are ready to go to the mat for Jeff Sessions - and turn on Donald Trump. Which would be cool, if it wasn't for the fact that the reason they back Sessions is because he is implementing the worst parts of Trump's agenda
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald and Jeff have moved into the "silent treatment" stage of their lovers' quarrel (w/ helpful pic of two people in a lovers' quarrel)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions to Trump White House: Come at me bro. I ain't going anywhere
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Tue July 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, apparently unaware that anything having to do with Hillary Clinton was made irrelevant last November, wants AG Jeff Sessions to open an investigation on her because that would "level the playing field"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hard as it is to believe, Jeff Sessions said to be "totally pissed" at Trump because of his latest Twitterstorm about him. In bad news for Hair Twitler, it's made Sessions more resolved to not resign and to force Trump to fire him if he wants him out
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Mon July 24, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump telegraphs his impending firing of Jeff Sessions like a coworker feigning a cough to set up a sick day
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Rare medical condition that makes people love everyone comes with physical characteristics that seem to describe Jeff Sessions
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Sat July 22, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Notice the words "fake," "dishonest" or "lying" aren't used in this Tweet
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Week)
 
 
 
Maxine Waters Tweets after Spicer resigns, "Congratulations You've got more guts than Jeff Sessions." Now, come on. Surely she doesn't think that Sessions is so insecure and thin-skinned he can be baited into quitting by a twee-carry on, Congresswoman
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
His forehead growing like a mighty oak, because bullshiat makes great fertilizer, loyal Trump shill Jeffrey Lord says Trump would have a huge political advantage if he fired the Russia investigator
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date in 1932, Elliott Richardson was born. He was fired by President Nixon for refusing to fire Archibald Cox, he went on to receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Just saying, Jefferson Sessions, just saying
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump slams spineless whelp and US Attorney General Jeff Sessions repeatedly in latest NYT interview, even throwing shade at him for... get this... not fully disclosing all his meetings with Russians
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
NBC launches "Stay Tuned" news service on Snapchat, featuring the trapped souls of John Ritter and Jeffrey Jones
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
You know Civil Asset Forfeiture- The program that allows police to steal from people? Jeff Sessions is expanding it
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions: Attorney General, drug warrior, hypocrite
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Fri July 14, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Federal judge throws out woman's conviction for laughing during AG Jeff Sessions' confirmation hearing because laughing isn't illegal
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The speech Jeff Sessions gave to the anti-LGBT Christian group has been printed in full
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back D.A.R.E. as it worked so well the first time
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Mon July 10, 2017
(New York Sun)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos, Carlos Slim and Warren Buffett (combined net worth: $221 billion) seek public assistance for their struggling businesses
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
What did Attorney General Jeff Sessions do now to upset the president? Because Trump is sending him to Guantanamo Bay
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Thu July 06, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Grover Cleveland, Thomas Jefferson and Reagan all worse than Trump
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Tue July 04, 2017
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
July 4th advice to Jeff Bezos (and Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, etc.): pay some tax
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Jeff "8-8" Fisher says he would relish the opportunity to destroy more QB careers
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The top 10 songs public radio can't stop playing, or else outraged listeners will set down their lattes on a splendid table and stop donating. Relax, friend, Jeff Tweedy has acoustified Wilco's overly intense "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart"
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Thu June 29, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Hey Jeff Bridges, that's just like, your opinion
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough kissed Jeff Zucker's ass for a job at CNN, insists Sean Hannity
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeff Van Gundy to coach U.S. in World Cup qualifying, proving that Americans simply do not take soccer seriously
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezo's Blue Origin chooses Alabama over Washington for new rocket engine plant, disappointing the company's home state and leading to the prospect of rocket engines being stuck up on blocks in someone's front yard
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