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81 headlines found matching 'jail'
Mon May 25, 2015
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Twin brothers, age 52, jailed after throwing bricks at each other. Neither was mortarly wounded
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Would you like fries with your jail cell?
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(16)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Torching your place for the insurance? Don't get the policy 10 days prior, have an arson record, move your stuff to a storage unit with your gas cans and copy of "Introduction to Fire Origin and Causes," or plot how to spend the cash on phone in jail
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Illinois Senate approves legislation that would make possession of marijuana similar to a traffic ticket, instead of jail time: "No court appearance required, a fine of up to $125, except in municipalities with stiffer penalties"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alabama teacher, upset that students pranked her, says she hopes her victimizers get raped in jail
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(77)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Driver jailed for disguising his car as ambulance while caring for sick wife
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(18)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Parents being fined, and in some cases jailed, for sending their kids to school
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(160)
 
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I hate my teaching job and I'd rather be in jail" quite like encouraging students to have sex in your classroom
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(85)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Randy Quaid released from a Montreal jail after DNA test proves he might not be a Sasquatch
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(18)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
New guide to help Brits survive in jail published: "Prison is much safer than your average provincial high street on a Friday night"
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Sun May 17, 2015
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
After losing appeal, Milton Bradley goes directly to jail. Does not pass Go, does not collect $200
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Oscar Pistorius wants to work with children when he is released from jail, says he can see things from their level
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Sat May 09, 2015
(Gulf News)
 
 
 
Inmate is sent to jail for consensual sex with his cellmate when he was in jail. Jailception
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Fri May 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia man is in jail after police say he foiled his own robbery by accidentally pepper-spraying himself
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
Woman who spread feces on co-workers chair and mouse will not be serving any jail time. She also will not be invited to any company picnics
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(18)
 
(World Review)
 
 
 
Western sanctions against Putin are starting to bite, and Russia's economy is starting to nosedive. If only those pesky oligarchs would bring their collective fortune of $1trillion back home. Oh well, will just have to jail them instead
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Salman Khan jailed for five years. New instructional videos on making pruno, toothbrush shanks forthcoming
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(29)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Woman "2 drunk 2 care" jailed 24 years
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Mon May 04, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Punching two guards on your way out of jail is no way to get out of jail
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Judge: I find the defendant guilty, and sentence him to six months in jail. Lawyer: OK, but someone's going to have to dig him up
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Tue April 28, 2015
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Irish candidate wants to jail gays, criminalize adultery, and outlaw U2. Well, she's got my vote
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Fife Today)
 
 
 
'Moronic' thief facing jail after sustaining severe burns whilst trying to steal a live 11,000 volt electrical cable
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A man who changed his name to Mr X and spent five years trying to dodge a £60 speeding fine through a series of phony stories has been jailed"
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Sun April 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia begins jailing people for twerking: "Debauched action is punishable by a range of sanctions from community service to three years behind bars"
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Fri April 24, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
America's toughest sheriff might be looking at jail time
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Thu April 23, 2015
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Not news: Boy gets accused of stealing a backpack and gets 1,000 days in jail. Fark: No trial and the case was eventually dismissed
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Jail to inmates: Buy underwear in commissary or go commando
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Tue April 14, 2015
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
In what may be the greatest meeting of pseudo-intellectuals this century, celebrity has-been Pamela Anderson to visit Sheriff Joe to extoll the benefits of his meatless jail meals
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Fri April 10, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Argentina wants to throw Justin Bieber in jail for assault. Subby will raise a glass of malbec to that
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(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Good news : The government is going to show you free pr0n. Bad news : If you get a woody, you're going back to jail
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Thu April 09, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Please uncuff me officer, I need to get high on "Molly" one more time before I sign this document and before I go to jail"
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man described as Britain's least competent criminal back in jail for 350th conviction as he continues doing life on the installment plan (pics)
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Mon April 06, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bag of pot flies out of man's butt when jailers tell him to spread 'em and cough
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Sun April 05, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just in time for Easter, UK prisoners at one jail are receiving Kinder eggs filled with surprise drugs from the Easter drugs bunny sent over the fence from magical tennis ball launchers
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Thu April 02, 2015
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
We understand that jail can be boring, but you should probably find ways to pass time that don't include attempting to extort politicians
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Florida, home of that bastion of Christian purity known as Spring Break, decides maybe people living in sin don't have to go to jail
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Deadbeat dad who told reporter he 'died' in a car accident and couldn't pay child support sentenced to two months of purgatory
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Sat March 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prisoner obtains mobile phone in jail, uses it to set up fake web domain to issue fake bail instructions and then escape. I mean, how often do you look at a man's bail instructions?
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're going to call a friend to bail you out of jail, make sure you call the one who isn't drunk
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Thu March 26, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Want to cheat on your taxes but hate the idea of jail time? Well Canada just might be the place for you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Man who spent two months in jail--before police discovered his shipment of 'cocaine' was actually soap--is awarded $5 an hour for his time
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Maybe there is hope when a conservative senator and his liberal counterpart can agree on a way to save money by reducing the state's jailhouse population
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Tue March 24, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Former police officer jailed for murdering his wife kills his entire family when they come to visit him in prison
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Mon March 23, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Murderer who killed and cooked his parents jailed for life despite begging the court for mercy because he's an orphan
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Fri March 20, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Functionally illiterate, homeless deaf man in airport is accused of stealing an iPad and jailed for six weeks without access to a sign language interpreter before he takes a plea deal. And then, the iPad is found
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Thu March 19, 2015
(This Is Oxfordshire)
 
 
 
Thief who said he did not like committing burglaries jailed, is expected to like prison even less
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Skipper jailed over diver's death. Professor wanted as accessory after coconut glue on bamboo air pipes dissolves
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Tue March 17, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Former Jail Services Technician becomes current Jail Resident for providing too many "jail services" to inmates. With "yeah, probably" picture
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(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Man sentenced to two years in jail after posting an online advertisement for his bar showing Buddha wearing headphones
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Mon March 16, 2015
(Burnley Express)
 
 
 
Robber wearing zebra onesie is jailed
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Fri March 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dem Lieutenant KY Gov candidate arrested and jailed for overdue library book from 2004. Independent KY Gov Candidate Drew scrambles to make amends with local Taco Bell for taking extra sauce packets back in 2006
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon man serves 2.5 years in jail for the crime of being a witness to a crime
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Thu March 12, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
On the first day after prison release, man robs same store, same clerk from 14 years earlier. Jail readies the same cell
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Wed March 11, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Respect your elders, son. Because they are too old to care about going to jail
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
District attorney to prisoner: We've taken another look at the DNA evidence in the case that put you in jail 35 years ago and you're now free to leave. Sorry about that
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Sat March 07, 2015
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Showing initiative and going to work early? That's a jailin'
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Fri March 06, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to a current edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Featuring songbirds, lovebirds, and jailbirds
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man gets five day jail sentence for defecating in a potted plant in a government office building and explained his actions to police: "Sometimes you have to let the bear outside the woods"
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza used yard time in jail to talk about how "lawless" the Obama administration is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Teacher jailed for being the best substitute teacher in the history of ever
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Thu March 05, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
High school chemistry teacher who tried to join ISIS jailed for six years. Shoulda stuck to making meth
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Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British police complain their plan to send drivers caught texting to prison have been blocked by selfish politicians who say their constituents might not re-elect them if they begin sending them all to jail
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Sat February 28, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman sends $1.4 million to her Italian online boyfriend who is currently jailed in Africa after being falsely accused of money laundering. "I am 95 percent certain that Chris is telling me the truth, that this is all legit"
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Fri February 27, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian Freeman jailed for marijuana grow-op that he claimed he had every right to do because the Constitution is just a suggestion and laws are optional or something: "Jurors returned with a guilty verdict almost instantly"
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What you need to know at midnight tonight when the Nation's Capital becomes the District of Columbian
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kazakh ex-envoy found dead of apparent suicide in jail the morning he was to testify against ex-cellmates who threatened to have him killed in a way that made to look like--hey wait a minute
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two university students jailed for insulting the fat, smelly, goat-fellating Thai royal family
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Fri February 20, 2015
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
I was unemployed while I was in jail, so why can't I collect unemployment? These laws are so complicated
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Wed February 18, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Dinesh D'Souza said that Obama was "ghetto," but he didn't mean it in a racist way, you guys
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Mon February 16, 2015
(Geekologie)
 
 
 
"Obviously, Mother Nature should be fined and/or jailed for even coming up with this. What's the deal -- you're just mixing the scariest animals together now? "Blame evolution." DON'T TRY TO SCIENCE ME -- YOU DID THIS"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother who was brutally beaten and had her throat cut by her ex-fiance has to write him regular letters ... or she will go to jail
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Thu February 12, 2015
(BGR)
 
 
 
Apple has finally killed the latest iOS 8 jailbreak in case you were wondering why your phone doesn't work today
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(43)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Daughter of Korean Air president sent to jail over 'nut rage' incident on flight, which is just, uh, bananas or something
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(28)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
"Scotland's rudest man" sent to jail for three months after breaching his ASBO fifty times
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(75)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Lawyer jailed after calling in threat that Nazi spies were planning to attack the London Olympic opening ceremony with a stolen Russian nuclear bomb. Nazis? Dude, too soon
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(29)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
TSA in Philadelphia will allow you to file a complaint, but only from jail
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(137)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Drug dealers specializing in sales to children would normally get a truly harsh jail sentence. For some strange reason this guy got a slap on the wrist
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Sun February 01, 2015
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
You know privatized prisons are a horrible idea when even Sheriff Joe Arpaio is concerned about the inmates in them. "I would be happy if no one came back to jail, but I don't think a private prison would be happy if no one came back"
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Thu January 29, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
So do you want to hear the tale, the tale of the jail that turns criminals into hardcore radicals?
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(50)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Four to thirty years in jail for stealing a hockey puck? She got off easy
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(32)
 
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
"So I have 16 warrants right now. Lol they know where I'm at tho, so it must not be TOO bad"
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