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125 headlines found matching 'jail'
Sat February 18, 2017
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Photoshop this jail wall
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you live in Germany and bought your daughter a "My Friend Cayla" doll you need to go into her room and destroy it immediately or face up to two years in jail
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Wed February 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He will die in jail." Intelligence community ready to go nuclear
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Let's check the Alternative News sources for their take on Flynn's resignation... "The leakers of Flynn's call belong in jail." Ooooooooookay then
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
Fireworks plus stupid usually equals jail
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Transgender woman arrested after threatening judge. And after killing her sixth husband during a botched castration. Difficulty level - Not Florida
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Thu February 09, 2017
(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Burglar gets stuck in chimney. The flue season continues
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Wed February 08, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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Tue February 07, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor hires new assistant coach to help clean up the scandal-tainted football program. Coach arrested for prostitution and promptly fired. Total time on the job: too short to even put out a press release on his hiring
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Mon February 06, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will the junky ranger sell information to terrorists? How will the pedophile teacher cover for his terrorist jailbait from the tattletale? Will Edgar's niece be cool with the tazing? This is your 24: Legacy 1:00-2:00 discussion thread at 8pm EST
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Sun February 05, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
If an Arizona legislator gets his way, passengers in cars will need to show their ID cards or risk going to jail
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
El Chapo annoyed that American jailers take keeping him in jail seriously
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Vick to retire from NFL; in other news, Michael Vick was still in the NFL
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Wed February 01, 2017
(WSPA)
 
 
 
What carries a 20 year jail sentence in Virginia? a) Robbery b) Assault or c) Setting a potted plant on fire?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Ok, you've already got a bunch of face tattoos but you've been sitting in jail on murder charges since 2015. What would you do? What. Would. You. Do?
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
When the lawyer who defended Nixon and was jailed for Watergate thinks you're a bad dude, it's probably best to have a think about your conduct
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DHS : Hey, we were just messing around with those 872 refugees we stopped at the airport, cuffed, and jailed over the weekend. We've decided we're gonna let them in anyway. So we're cool now, right?
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
James Cameron has finished writing 'Avatar' sequels and is ready to start shooting
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Spanish police officers are refusing to patrol the island of Ibiza, claiming they are not paid enough to deal with the hordes of rowdy, sex-mad British tourists"
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(The Lad Bible)
 
 
 
"Two women who got a 20-year-old footballer drunk on vodka and subjected him to a bizarre sexual assault with vegetables have been jailed"
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Fri January 27, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump voters: Hillary's in jail, we're getting a multi-trillion dollar wall that shiats gold, and 0bama is back in Kenya. No POTUS has ever had a better week than Trump's first week. Next target: Presidential term limits
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami becomes the first Sanctuary City to topple as Mayor Carlos Gimenez orders jails to comply with Trump's immigration crackdown
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Columnist outraged because Honey Boo Boo's Mama June is getting a new reality show. Hell, he ought to be glad we didn't elect her to high office
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Thu January 26, 2017
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
When using a web service to fax a fake letter to the jail to get your friend released, do not use your real email address and phone number
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Woman steals truck, drives it to Arkansas sheriff's office to see if it was reported stolen, then it gets weird
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Oscar de la DUI
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Jail Time For Abortions Would Make Women 'More Personally Responsible' For Sex" says Texas lawmaker with no chin
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Tue January 24, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
El Chapo's Manhattan jail cell is more deplorable than the average cell at Guantanamo
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Swallowing a live goldfish and posting it to Facebook? Yeah, that's jail time
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Most of the 230 rioters arrested in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump's inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, which carries a punishment of up to 10 years in jail and $25k fine
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Unauthorized detour for beer lands Connecticut man back in jail
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Thu January 19, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Hey judge, fark you" - still not a sound strategy
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Kentucky elected official hit by car, cattle threatened; ex-opponent pleads guilty
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Missing hunter was really in jail for public intoxication in the most Alabama story you'll read today
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Harry Dean Stanton gets surprise prison term in repo gone wrong. Emilio Estevez reportedly nervous
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(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hip-hop podcast host charged with murder. Can't wait for those prison-based podcasts to come out: Behind bars with MC Nmate and DJ Jailbird
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Mon January 16, 2017
(University of Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The Rev Dr. Martin Luther King's letter from a Birmingham jail cell to other clergy continues to be far too relevant. It's long, but worth the read
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Damien from the film The Omen faces jail time after punching two cyclists. Claims he thought the road was "all for him"
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Thu January 12, 2017
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Teen will face trespassing charge for getting locked up in jail
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
SCTV and SNL alumnus Tony Rosato lets 2017 get the last laugh
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Wed January 11, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
2016 Father Of The Year, recently convicted of causing son's death by eschewing medicine for garlic and horseradish, is back on the speaking circuit shilling more "natural" cures
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Mon January 09, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man should know better than to deny sex to Florida Woman
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin whines about hacking 'witch hunt', apparently upset he can't find a girl band to jail or a reporter to kill over it
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Masseuses take note, "Whoops" is NOT sufficient excuse for UFIA infractions
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Sun January 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who stole a remote control for a TV sentenced to 22 years in prison because Illinois
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Man arrested for having less than 13 lbs of kitty litter
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"An American tourist who fought a gunman after being shot in a botched robbery in Brazil was subsequently jailed for swearing at a policeman"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Apparently the Miranda Warning trumps the Green Lantern's Oath
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'I'm a normal guy. I just fancy six-year-olds', says deviant freak who should be in jail
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Just a heads up: If the devil enters you, you'd be prone to driving erratically across exits ramps, crashing into half a dozen vehicles, and gleefully telling reporters you don't think you were even wearing a seatbelt
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
He once propositioned a preposition. He can split an infinitive . . . with an adverb. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Stay writing, my friends
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Trying to hide 100 heroin pills in your rectum will send you to jail, make you the butt of jokes
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Police officer lets teenager do push ups instead of jail time. A lesson to remember
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Tue January 03, 2017
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Johnny Probation Violation doesn't have the same ring to it
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Mon January 02, 2017
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
The Great Omaha Gumball Theft case may have been solved
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Midvale man arrested after stabbing two burglars armed with bats. No word if any of them were gifted
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Nation)
 
 
 
2017 New Year's Resolution: civil disobedience
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Thu December 29, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The greatest gift of all this season is watching the guy responsible for grounding your flight get tackled by the police as he's being escorted off the plane
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
My God. Todd Starnes may have finally written an article that many Farkers will agree with
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Thai student first to be arrested, denied bail for insulting new poopy-head King Vaginalonghorn
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Muslim Man sentenced to one year in jail for attacking core tenet of Christianity
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Mon December 26, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Remember when Pope Francis banished Cardinal Burke to some obscure position where he can't do any harm? Well let's just say he's making the most of it
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey, free sausage rolls
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Fri December 23, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"You can't regulate height of patriotism," says the veteran who planted a 40-foot flagpole in a town where the limit is 30-foot. "If I could afford a 60-foot flag pole, I would have bought it"
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Thu December 22, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man who just got out of jail shows up at his baby mama's trailer looking for his stuff and gets stabbed in the neck by her new boyfriend. Why yes, this did happen in the south
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
When the Grand Trunk meets a Grand Cherokee you can be pretty sure there's a Grand Drunk: "I don't think she realized she was driving on train tracks"
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Sat December 17, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
In Europe, parents put their babies outside to sleep. In America parents get jailed for letting their children play outside
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Two cats abandoned in a dumpster overnight when the temperature was in the single digits are now safe and warm, just in time to enjoy Caturday
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Fri December 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Apparently a member of the Cleveland Browns found a way to not lose the next 2 games this season
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Sat December 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump tells his supporters to Fark Right Off as they chant "Lock her up." "That plays great before the election - now we don't care"
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Ex-Jehovah's Witness banned from every Kingdom Hall in the UK after launching a campaign of harassment against other members that included following them in the street and posting leaflets through their doors. Can't think where he got the ideas from
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police investigating whether serial abductor was involved in other attempts, or if he just kidnapped boxes of Captain Crunch instead
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Mon December 05, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A man has been given a 12-month suspended jail sentence, after a walker on his land was killed by. A) An electric fence. B) A dog. C) A cow
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man sentenced to six months in jail for uploading sexually explicit videos of a woman onto several .... WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS EYE???
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher arrested for duct-taping unruly middle school students to their desks. Hey, if you've ever been around middle schoolers, you'll understand why the "Hero" tag is warranted
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Guy who should be in jail, Corey Lewandowski, says New York Times guy should be jail for being mean to the guy Corey is constantly blowing
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Fri December 02, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
David Clarke, potential Trump pick to head the Department of Homeland Security, "verbally pummeled" a chief medical examiner for disclosing information about a series of mysterious deaths at his Wisconsin jail earlier this year
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Good news people of San Francisco, you can now pee on the sidewalks anywhere in the city
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Texas man jailed for using Twitter to harass others. That kind of behavior could get him sentenced to four years as President of the United States
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Wed November 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's (and yesterday's) Fark-ready headline: Canadian cops to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback tunes
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Tue November 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News' Judge Napoltiano points out flag burning has been protected since 1989 and stripping people of citizenship was outlawed in 1789 noting, "People cannot be prosecuted for expressing unpopular opinions," his co-host just says, "not yet"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Carelessly send classified info on a private server? That's a jailin'. Intentionally give away classified info to your lover so she can write a book about it? That's impressive
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A good heist involves a cunning getaway plan. Sadly, Florida Man's "hide in a pond and claim he's fishing" ploy didn't count
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Do NOT drive drunk. I will find you. I will arrest you. I will make you listen to One Direction cover bands on the way to jail.'
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Illawara Mercury (Australia))
 
 
 
"On the evening of August 13, Martin Wanat had a two-course meal consisting of chicken and chocolate, then settled down on some fresh pillows for a nap. Unfortunately, he was at Woolworths at the time"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas man accused of handing out porn DVDs to children on Halloween. That's unbelievable. I mean, who even has DVD players any more?
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman carries crack pipe in vagina. Tells cops she had no pockets
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Turkey decides to back away from a bill that would legitimize child marriage
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump FINALLY officially disavows 'alt-right' supporters now that he doesn't need their vote anymore
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not pursue any further criminal investigations against Hillary Clinton, as she's "been through enough." Translation: "I won, she lost, f*ck it"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie got frozen out of Trump's Cabinet not because he jailed the father of Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner, but because Trump was annoyed that Christie kept trying to get "in the frame" as news cameras filmed Trump on election night
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Florida man finally lives his dream of surfing off coast of California. Immediately runs into pier, dies
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
It seems the 20th century kids forgot to take out the space trash and now we probably won't be able to live there anytime soon in the 21st century
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Couple spends two and a half months in jail after cops mistake baking soda for cocaine
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seriously, you're doing it wrong. Very wrong
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Modern medicine has made root canal surgery almost painless ... unless the dentist accidentally drops a 3cm-long file down your throat
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lawyer who blamed a non-existent black man to cover up her drunk driving gets 10 days in jail. The non-existent black man was sentenced to 20 years
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Tue November 15, 2016
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
And the award for 'lackluster criminal name of the year' goes to, "The Air Horn Guy", for blasting a train horn at 4:00am
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fabulous Floridian feloniously flinging fettuccine following fantastic fellatio for/from fellas
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Looks like Hillary won't be staying in the greybar hotel after all
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"When officers arrived at the home, they found several wild animals all roaming freely inside including three tigers, a cougar, a skunk and a fox"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Redflex executive in charge of bribing Chicago to use red light cameras sentenced to 2½ years in prison and 10% pay cut
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The best sex-tape scandals are the ones where the couples met at church
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Thu November 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Dutch are also struggling with the biggest prison crisis in their history, because they've run out of people to send to jail
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Wed November 09, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Samsung offices raided in investigation involving a dressage horse gifted to the daughter of the president of South Korea
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman posted revenge porn showing ex-boss naked on his new wife's business Facebook page. Her defense lawyer, Mr. Booty, says she just wanted to be heard
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears Eric Trump just broke New York State voting law
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Author Malcolm Gladwell says 'Trump will be in jail within a year'
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Mon November 07, 2016
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Guy does 134 in a 35, hits and kills a woman, runs away, then is found dancing naked on a statue in the middle of a lake. Methinks drugs may have been involved. With "oh shiat" mugshot goodness
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man faces jail after police find octopus porn on his computer. SUCKERS
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Owners of America's greatest whiskey--Templeton Rye--celebrate ten years in business and announce expansion plans
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here. Move along
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Man suspected of killing two Iowa cops was removed from a football game for waving a Confederate flag...also referred to as the "get out of jail free" flag by the Bundy brothers and their supporters
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
When it comes to politics, evenhanded Fark will tell you about a man whose Trump sign was getting so many complaints he took it down...then he put up a jail cell display with Hillary inside it
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bad: Having to pick up a family member after a weekend in jail. Fark: The jailers smell alcohol on you. Ultra-Fark: You blow a 0.31 BAC, Ultra-ultra-Fark: You also get a parking ticket
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Current rumors are that Weiner kept 650 thousand state department emails in a folder on his laptop called "Life Insurance," although maybe "Get out of Jail for Underage Sexting Free" would have been a better name
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Fri October 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonians were acquitted because the jury didn't know what the definition of "conspiracy" was
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Can't pay your $200 fine? Do not pass Go. Go directly to jail
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Thu October 27, 2016
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"Manatee middle-schooler charged with battery in cell phone case," wrote the headline editor dryly
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Wed October 26, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Italy getting set to jail another batch of seismologists
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Small rural town WWE matches now on hold after Frankie the Farmer used metal chair on Wyld Beaver and killed him. Mean Gene inconsolable
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing goods from Walmart to sell so he could bail wife out of jail. Now they can spend even more time together
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CEO of a red-light camera company to spend 14 months in jail for bribery
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Sun October 23, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
On the bright side, if he gets time off for good behavior, this man may be released from prison as early as the year 3293 AD
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