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131 headlines found matching 'jail'
Thu May 26, 2016
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man applies for auto title loan so he can purchase meth. Jailarity ensues
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Indonesia approves the death penalty for child rapists, because children raping people is apparently a big problem over there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When you are supposed to walk the dog, actually walk it instead of dragging the dog behind your truck
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Are you being sent to jail by a racist robot?
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"Whatever he's doing, it's not legal"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(The Villages)
 
 
 
Woman busted for doing Zoloft with a Coors Light chaser. Judging from the mugshot, she obviously meant to grab the Zyrtec instead
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Armed robber jailed for 21 years after victim's Facebook suggested the two of them should become friends
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Officer in WVA does not get off after getting off after woman he pulled over tried to get off by getting him off. No word if she got off
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Taipei Times)
 
 
 
Man who poached endangered fish is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice, may get jail time to mullet over
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Nick Saban shares his 3 tips he gives players for how to stay out of jail. Surprisingly, step #1 isn't "Play football for Alabama"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(My Fox Boston)
 
 
 
Chris Christie's sudden about face on Donald Trump becomes a bit more understandable as the Donald headlines a fundraiser to help Christie pay the legal bills the gov has racked up keeping his ass out of jail
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Walmart theft suspect tells cops she was "too lazy" to pay for Trojan personal massager, K-Y lubricant, vibrating penis ring
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Robot lawyers will soon be keeping your ass out of jail. Or putting it there
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The least true statement ever written: "There needs to be more weed in Florida"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
This father/son bonding experience included smoking meth, kidnapping women, tying them up, threatening them with bats and guns, and going to jail. My dad took me fishing
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Actress Vanessa Hudgens fined $1000 for acting like a six-year-old in national forest
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Comedian Ted Nugent posts video of Bernie Sanders shooting Hillary. Yep, Ted's about as funny as he is musical
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Kids deliver inflatable castle to wrong address. Homeowner wishes they would bounce
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Mon May 09, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just imagine how bad it would have been had he been christened Seriously Disturbed Dean Bryan
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Katie Hopkins' confirmation that she will streak naked through the streets of London with a sausage up her bottom could lead to her being jailed"
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Bundy wife: ZOMG, they're wasting away in jail. They're skinny and frail. Bundy lawyer: ZOMG, they're emaciated. Jail records: They've gained 10 and 20 pounds
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Adrian Daily Telegram)
 
 
 
Michigan couple avoids jail over lost Dr. Seuss library book. You will see the book they took. You will read this by the brook. You will want to take a look
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(Mic)
 
 
 
"A new system called video visitation is replacing in-person jail visits with glitchy, expensive Skype-like video calls. It's inhumane, dystopian and actually increases in-prison violence - but god, it makes money"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
While we have no problem spending money to jail people who are getting high, we certainly don't want to waste it on jailing those who force women into prostitution
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
It doesn't get any more plush than a Garland county jail bathrobe
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Father of the year blows a .604 with his kids still in the back seat of the car
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Italy, you never have to pay for food again
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Oxford, AL, becomes the first city in the US to threaten criminal charges against people who don't use bathrooms that match the gender on their birth certificates. Thanks, Alabama
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Wed April 27, 2016
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Today's "Child finds gun in backseat, shoots mom driving car" story is brought to you by Milwaukee
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Law enforcement raids home loaded with different drugs including a meth lab. Fark: the home's owner is a Republican fundraiser currently working for Senator John McCain
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night stays these couriers, but a BAC of .30 and a street sign will
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Tue April 26, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
"I don't care if you're going to jail over paying me hush money, I want the other $1.7 million you owe me"
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Is wearing half a beard a thing now?
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Sat April 23, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina District Court Judge, who sentenced a veteran suffering from PTSD to jail for lying in court, locked himself away with the defendant for his stay in order to help him by talking through his problems
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Phil Spector files for divorce, says his wife is "killing him"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ever heard of someone getting their charges dismissed but still be confined to their home on electronic monitoring?
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Thu April 21, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Raise your hand if you knew you could be jailed for asking about a state secret in Japan, even if you didn't know it was a state secret. Anyone with your hand up, you're under arrest
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel says he hopes to take care of his issues and be ready to play in 2016. Apparently he doesn't understand the biggest issue he has is that none of the teams in the league want to have anything to do with him
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Monroe News)
 
 
 
Dr. Heiney guilty of not being an ass man
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Tue April 19, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Woman asks stranger to use his restroom at 2 AM, what could possibly go wrong? Hint: it involves eggs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben & Jerry's cofounders arrested for seditious activities, prep new flavor "Jailbird Crunch"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's 'Sorry/Not Sorry' story comes out of the jailhouse interview with a suspect in a hit and run case who blamed the victim for trying to break up a fight between him and his girlfriend. "He could have jumped out of the way. He had time"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's not enough just to tell kids what not to do; sometimes you gotta demonstrate WHY not
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Guy climbs 25 story crane to take selfie. 'Alcohol was involved'
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Michigan county discovers it can make good money off overdue library books
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Post a viral video of your son being paddled at school? Yup, that's a paddlin'
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Affluenza teen gets jail time. Facepalm tag is for how much
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
"...and then the police arrived and you chewed on them, too"
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Driver going 171 MPH by Lake Superior faces possible auto ban. In related news, police prefer to not keep track of the high score
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Saved by the Bell actor saved from his final month in jail
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Poltical strategist who began 2016 running an anti-Hillary opposition research shop before briefly crewing the SS Jeb Bush, weighs in on a Hillary Trump match-up "Hillary would beat him from jail, That's how unpopular he is"
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Sun April 10, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
South Carolina judge feels the conflict within Jake Lloyd as he is transferred to a psychiatric facility
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
No public defender was available for your case? You are free to go
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Flying a Trump flag in front of your home in New Jersey? Yeah, that's a jailing
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Someone actually is going to jail for financial fraud - 83 years worth of jail. Judge: "I deem you a financial predator"
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Thu April 07, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Q: How do you replace Peyton Manning & Brock Osweiler on your Super Bowl winning team? A: Butt-Fumble & Johnny Eight Ball
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Iceland's bankers start using their get-out-of-jail cards just days after the Prime Minister supporting their incarnation resigns. Because fark you, that is why
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Robert Reich and Barney Frank escalate things quickly" This is totally the start to my Democratic slash fic
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Wed April 06, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Coal King Don Blankenship given a year in jail and a $250,000 fine violating mine safety rules causing an explosion that killed 29 and if that sentence seems light, remember, he IS "fabulously wealthy" and that's like 20 years in rich people time
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's governor signs a law officially voiding Florida's 148-year old law making it a criminal offense for unmarried couples to live together. Tag is for how long it took them to do this
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Tue April 05, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Drug suspect, 20, tries to flee from police on hoverboard. Jailarity ensues
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Clinton superdelegate disbarred while waiting to go to Philly, behind bars
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
That Irish boxer who beat up half of Turkey is facing nine years in jail for it
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Tue March 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
29-year-old member of Canadian billionaire family who took full responsibility for killing three kids and their grandfather while driving drunk sentenced to jail until age 39 and taking taxis until age 51. Ergo, socialized medicine cures affluenza
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Multiple appeals failed to free a man who spent 20 years in jail after being convicted of a murder despite having 13 alibi witnesses who could show he was a thousand miles away at the time. However, one "Dateline" special about the case did the tirck
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Drunken pillow fights with your girlfriend are all fun and games until you end up being held without bail
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
When the Santa Clara County Sheriff was told it would take two years and $20 million to have security cameras installed in the jail she whipped out her Costco card, bought some cameras, and had the maintenance guy put them up
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
There goes Peter Cottontail, locked in cuffs and going to jail
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
When apprehended for bank robbery, telling the police that you are a member of ISIS and left a bomb in the bank isn't going to help your case
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Fri March 25, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uganda to jail parents of kids who don't have autism
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Seattle's Tree Man does not like the judicial branch
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Wed March 23, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
British Judge approves the extradition of the "flash crash " trader who single-handed caused the US stock market to crash in 2010, even if he was slightly incredulous that the US was actually going to bring charges for a financial crime
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Refusing a threesome with your boyfriend? That's a stabbing. And a dismembering. And a burning. Then a jailing. And finally a deporting
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Mon March 21, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Strip state funding from cities that want to provide more worker protections than the state, says party of decentralized government
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Sun March 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
The short answer to whether texting while walking should be made illegal? *bump* Hold on while I pick up my phone from the jerk I just bumped into
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Ryan Dildonian shows those weeks in jail have had no effect on his finely developed decision-making ability
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders on wife's visit to Sheriff Joe's jail: "He had no right to turn this into a photo op." Sheriff Joe: "She agreed to talk to me, and we had some fun"
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Wed March 16, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man comes home and finds spouse in G-string cooking dinner and "making a mess." Jailarity ensues
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass murderer compares eating the same meal two days in a row to waterboarding. Affluenza kid unavailable for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Goldman Sachs director released after serving two years in prison for insider trading. Financial world still shocked, since a Wall Street banker going to jail is as likely as an NBA player being called for traveling
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Young homeless man who successfully sued two New Hampshire counties over imprisonments found dead in jail cell - featuring the most unfortunately-truncated URL ever
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia's rabbit crackdown nets world's largest guinea pig
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Tue March 15, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
"The Board of Elections has terminated an Election Day worker who was allegedly involved in an argument with a fellow poll worker today." And by argument, they mean he pulled a gun on the other poll worker
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Man tries to impress woman by firing gun. Maybe next time he can try to impress her with his arrest record
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Florida man... Well, you probably already know how it ends. Or do you?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Police who raided a California pot shop, smashed cameras and helped themselves to the merchandise finally get the slap on the wrist they so richly deserved
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saudi embassy paid Italian mafia to bust Turkish president's son out of jail, then flew him out on a diplomatic passport. Globalization
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Sun March 13, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Due to break in upriver dam, right now would be a really bad time to be in Hebert, LA
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida repeals cohabitation ban, giving new meaning to the Love Shack
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Wed March 09, 2016
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Iowa man fined for throwing tomatoes at Donald Trump, offered speaking slot at convention, unlimited ammo
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man jailed for eight additional months for smuggling phone into prison during two-month sentence. Let it go to voicemail, dude
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Mon March 07, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL running back Joseph Randle now has nearly as many arrests as he does touchdowns in the NFL
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Fri March 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The South African Constitutional Court has told Oscar Pistorius that yeah....you murdered her
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Thu March 03, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model jailed after failed hit on mafia boss. Wait, isn't this a movie plot?
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(Streetwise)
 
 
 
Annual Wall Street Decathlon will crown the fittest workers in finance. Previous winners have been the ones who have been able to jump through enough hoops to keep prosecutors from sending them to jail
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The judge just did you a huge favor, believing you were remorseful and sparing you three years in jail. It's not a good idea to go on Facebook and tell her to suck it
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Manhattan District Attorney says you will no longer go to jail for publicly drinking and peeing in his borough. I ♥ NY
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Wed March 02, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO of Chesapeake Energy who was indicted on federal conspiracy charges yesterday will most definitely not be serving any jail time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The first rule of Sheriff's Jailed Prisoner Fight Club is...wait, prisoner fight club?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pentagon invites hackers to try to gain access to sensitive--Breaking: we're getting word that we've declared nuclear war on a frisbee golf course in Oklahoma
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Newly elected Republican Party chair spent the night tweeting about Rick Perry's sexuality and saying the Bush family should be in jail. Wait, what?
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here are enough creepy pictures of an abandoned New Jersey jail to haunt your dreams for weeks
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Acceptable forms of grieving in the UK include giving passing police officers nut shots
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Jailed leaders of second armed siege against law enforcement get judgesplained that presumed innocence does not include presumed bail
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Tue February 23, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who starts a riot in a pizzeria? The same kind of person that has a problem with cheese, that's who
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ever have one of those days that you just want to totally strip for airport security and everything about your cunning plan goes wrong?
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Fri February 19, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Pin head virus could infect adults
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Wed February 17, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Remind me again, what's the toll for taking a backhoe for a joyride on a Florida bridge?
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
42-year-old grandmother busted for having sex in front of her 2-year-old grandson while high
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prisoner escapes pen by swallowing two of them
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(KLFY Eyewitness News)
 
 
 
Driving drunk? Check. Broadcasting the whole thing on the internet via Periscope? Check? Claiming she was just looking to have some fun? Check. Florida? Check. Jail time? Negative
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who took six police cars and a helicopter on a 16 mph chase on a stolen tractor jailed eight months. Totally worth it
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A drug dealer who took to Facebook to mock the judge who spared him jail has been ordered to return to court so his sentence can be reviewed"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Answering the door covered in blood was a little on the creepy side, but no matter how you slice it, police also think it was a little on the patricide
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"First they came for the rich, but you were not rich and you did not stand up for the rich; then they came for the middle class but you didn't stand up for the middle class because you were not even of the middle class"
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Man stabbed three times in fight over sunglasses. I guess you could say things got a little ***puts on Exhibit A*** shady ... YEAAAHHH
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Thu February 11, 2016
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Sir, you can't just run around the hospital ranting about cutting off your testicles and then stabbing a gas canister with a knife. It's not properly Scottish
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Wed February 10, 2016
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
In case you feared Ethan Couch might be coddled in adult jail, rest assured; they make him watch Richard Simmons exercise videos while in solitary
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When smuggling 14 grams of heroin and 31 grams of meth in your groin, the trick is to not walk stiffly
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
WV Republicans pushing new law that would make any crime legal if committed in the name of religion. Well that sounds like a great idea
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
If you crossed Sarah Palin and Dolly Parton and sent the result on tour with Cliven Bundy what would you get? Find out thursday Thursday THURSDAY
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
66 reasons Hillary should be in jail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Texas city saves time by throwing the entire government in jail
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Fri February 05, 2016
(freakoutnation)
 
 
 
Cliven pulls off the TripleBundy, with three sons now in jail
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy: "No, judge. I'm begging you. Please do NOT under any circumstances let me out of jail before trial." Literal, exact quote. Literally
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Thu February 04, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Martin Shkreli has lost $40 million since his arrest, prosecutors say he may need to tap other sources to cover his bond to stay out of jail. In other news, stock prices for World's Smallest Violin Co. Inc. are up
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey's mother predicted her daughter would be knocked out by Holly Holm. Well, that's going to make for an awkward Mother's Day dinner table conversation
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Wed February 03, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
A couple at a Walmart engage in a silly-string fight. Jailarity ensues
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When your hair is as drunk as you are, you deserve to get a DUI
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Former Buddhist monk who says car accident prevents him from sitting cross-legged anymore sues for loss of serenity, $500,000
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Wed January 27, 2016
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Cop sent UWIE to 16-year-old girl. But its okay because "she's probably seen penises on the internet anyway"
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