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Headlines matching 'iron'
Mon May 28, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(New Musical Express) Fail The best British album of the past 60 years, according to Brits? Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast  (nme.com) (44)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida State's top wetlands expert suspended by Dept. of Environmental Protection for denying permit to developer, following the rules  (tampabay.com) (58)


Sat May 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Scary Meanwhile in North Carolina... With bonus irony for the town name  (addictinginfo.org) (243)


Wed May 23, 2012
(Reuters) Fail Chipotle accused of hiring illegal Mexican immigrants and is the subject of a Federal Investigation over hiring practices. Which is kind of ironic, considering their food is the furthest you can get from real Mexican  (reuters.com) (211)


Sun May 20, 2012
(New Musical Express) Spiffy Black Sabbath makes triumphant live return in Birmingham. Forget Robert Downey Jr, Ozzy Osbourne is still Iron Man  (nme.com) (60)


Fri May 18, 2012
(Media Matters) Dumbass Radio host and easy prey Rush Limbaugh wonders when the environmentalist wackos are going to start doing something about all the pollution and environmental damage being caused by lions, tigers, and sharks  (mediamatters.org) (143)


Wed May 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Sick Tony Stark to face off against classic Marvel supervillain for Iron Man 3. Nah, just kidding, it's one of those mid-'90s hair guys everyone tried to forget  (badassdigest.com) (113)


Fri May 04, 2012
(NPR) Asinine You know how all those top environmental scientists have been warning us that Greenland's glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before and could raise sea levels by six feet? Yeah, about that  (npr.org) (158)
(The Local (Sweden)) Strange You drink, she straightens her hair, you drink, she straightens your penis, you drink and get argumentative, she slaps you, you head-butt her, it's the Swedish way  (thelocal.se) (34)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Google) Photoshop Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Silverware  (google.com) (24)
(FOX Charlotte) Fail Woman faked pregnancy, even had her family throw her a baby shower, before she beat a woman with a tire iron and kidnapped her baby  (foxcharlotte.com) (44)
(Daily Kos) Interesting Iron clad proof that America will always have a two party political system  (dailykos.com) (84)
(Kotaku) Cool Ok, I know you're all sick of all the Iron Man cosplays on the Internet, but just look at it. JUST LOOK AT IT  (kotaku.com) (37)


Sat April 28, 2012
(Some Guy) Strange There's caring for the environment and then there's eating fish you raised inside your New York City apartment  (asiaone.com) (65)


Fri April 27, 2012
(Some Suspicion) Photoshop Today's iron photoshop ingredient: Paranoia  (26.media.tumblr.com) (34)


Tue April 24, 2012
(Google) Photoshop Iron Photoshop ingredient: The Eye of Sauron  (google.com) (34)


Sun April 22, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Woe to you of Earth and sea, for Fark sends Iron Maiden's 1983 World Piece show in its entirety, because he knows the time is short  (youtube.com) (25)


Thu April 19, 2012
(Daily Mail) Photoshop Challenge: make him even MORE ironic  (i.dailymail.co.uk) (60)
(Talking Points Memo) Repeat According to new research, Conservative viewpoints dominate Sunday morning television, which is ironic given that they should be in church  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (87)


Wed April 18, 2012
(Gallup) Interesting New Gallup poll finds Americans are worrying less about environmental issues. This is a repeat of every year since 2000  (gallup.com) (87)


Mon April 16, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting By reading into this news you can deduce that Mandarin is the villain for Iron Man 3  (kptv.com) (70)
(National Post) Ironic Don't hate PBR because it's ironic. The Canadian version "has some comforting malt flavours - sugar cookies, toasted corn - which give way to a moderately hoppy finish"  (life.nationalpost.com) (115)


Thu April 12, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida Woman steals towel from hotel. And a bedspread. And picture frames, an iron, the ironing board, some rugs, a trash can and the curtains. Oh yeah, and a TV  (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) (64)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Apparently in Iron Man 3, Iron Man will be battling Gandhi  (collider.com) (83)


Sun April 08, 2012
(TMZ) Spiffy Thanks to an ironclad prenup, Ruben Studdard only has to give his ex-wife $12,000 and a 2006 BMW. Bonus: no alimony, and he gets the engagement ring back  (tmz.com) (129)


Sat April 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Hey, look... Happy Gilmore is playing golf again  (kptv.com) (40)


Wed April 04, 2012
(Telegraph) Dumbass Great Moments in Socialized Medicine #9,190: British woman is ordered to find a different doctor from the one she's been seeing for 30 years because her 2-mile trips to see him are bad for the environment  (telegraph.co.uk) (422)
(610 WIOD) Obvious Old: Big Oil. Busted: Big Coal. New Environmental Polluter : Big Chicken  (610wiod.com) (59)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Huffington Post) Ironic "Birth control debate Is retro" Which means Republicans are just hipsters trying to be ironic?  (huffingtonpost.com) (43)
(New Scientist) Asinine Since PM Sweatervest put his foot on the throats of Canadian government scientists, media coverage of global warming has fallen 80% according to a leaked Environment Canada internal document  (newscientist.com) (57)


Mon April 02, 2012
(ABC) Obvious Calif. set to release $68.4B high-speed rail plan because it will help (a) the impoverished travel affordably between SF and LA, (b) the environment, as people will choose this over their cars, or (c) the contractors  (abcnews.go.com) (198)


Fri March 30, 2012
(Google) Unlikely Without a hint of irony, RIM announces plans to re-focus on what they're good at. Eviscerating its stock strangely absent  (google.com) (42)


Wed March 28, 2012
(SFGate) Interesting GOP rising star leaves party, adding, "I've fought in a war and I've seen the enemy. We don't have enemies in our political environment here...but in today's political environment, you're expected to play the game"  (blog.sfgate.com) (79)


Mon March 26, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely "It's deeply ironic that Zynga, the new king of gaming, has its San Francisco offices in those previously inhabited by Atari, the great games king of the 1970s"  (timeslive.co.za) (67)


Thu March 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Obvious Paris Hilton's poolside Miami appearance reminds onlookers that they've probably got some ironing to do  (dailymail.co.uk) (95)


Wed March 21, 2012
(News.com.au) Stupid Teenagers are learning how to iron, sew and make the bed as part of a school curriculum designed to turn boys into "men". Pretty men with soft hands and delicate smiles that we know get all the girls  (news.com.au) (280)
(MSNBC) Dumbass Drug smuggler with license plate SMUGLER staying at the Smuggler's Inn discovers that cops don't have much of a sense of irony  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (53)


Tue March 20, 2012
(Slate) Asinine Russian dub of "The Iron Lady" goes a tiny bit off script. For starters, Meryl Streep is played by a guy  (slatest.slate.com) (18)
(WTSP) Florida "When Iron Man isn't fighting for justice, he's actually a property manager in Clearwater"  (wtsp.com) (21)


Sun March 18, 2012
(The Atlantic) Interesting And now, a photo essay of an environmentalist's wet dream  (theatlantic.com) (198)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Google) Photoshop Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Green  (google.com) (20)


Fri March 16, 2012
(Ars Technica) Strange Apple still sacrificing recyclability to make thinner iPads, because SCREW YOU, ENVIRONMENT  (arstechnica.com) (56)
(The Tennessean) Asinine TN lawmakers embrace UN resolution on sustainable environmental development. Just kidding...they crafted a law banning it because they were afraid the UN was going to institute forced abortions  (tennessean.com) (121)
(Washington Post) Sad Not only are they less interested in working hard, personal responsibility, achievement, competition, independence, modesty, and moving out of the house, but the new generation doesn't care all that much about the environment, either  (washingtonpost.com) (246)
(Oregon Live) Ironic Among the more embarrassing things to crash into while driving drunk - a rehab center. Ironic tag edges out Dumbass  (oregonlive.com) (26)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Niles man started hospital fire, claim police. He was probably trying to iron his pants for the first time  (chicagotribune.com) (35)
(Humans Invent) Cool Gourmet space food of the future. From a spirulina martini to a vegetable taboulé, this is how we will be eating on the way to a galaxy far far away  (humansinvent.com) (9)
(Google) Photoshop Today's Instant Iron Photoshop Challenge: π (LGT inspiration)  (google.com) (29)


Fri March 09, 2012
(Google) Photoshop Iron Photoshop Ingredient: Tetrahedrons  (google.com) (18)
(Quad City Times) Interesting Woman sues US Cellular after claiming her coworkers routinely looked for nude pictures on phones and created a "hostile working environment," three words which translate into lawyer-speak as "KA-CHING"  (qctimes.com) (26)


Thu March 08, 2012
(Some Place & Time) Photoshop Iron photoshop ingredient: 1950's Hawaii  (26.media.tumblr.com) (18)


Sat March 03, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Asinine Woman is fined £75 for littering after a thread falls off her glove. What's next? Environmental cleanup fees for leaving skin cells behind?  (mirror.co.uk) (75)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Some Wall Smasher) Ironic In these days of school shootings, problems with bullies, illiteracy of high school 'graduates', etc, this school is indefinitely suspending a fifth grade girl - for blue kool-aid in her hair. Ironic tag is for the town name  (wcpo.com) (139)


Mon February 27, 2012
(ABC) Interesting Russian TV reporting assassination plot against Putin foiled after the gunman failed to reach the needle inside the egg inside the duck inside the hare, buried in the iron chest under the green oak tree  (abcnews.go.com) (39)


Tue February 21, 2012
(PhysOrg.com) Obvious Big, bad bacterium is an 'iron pirate', according to researchers desperately seeking attention on the intertubes  (physorg.com) (14)


Mon February 20, 2012
(Scotsman) Obvious ExxonMobil receives largest environmental fine in British history for misreporting releases of evil CO2 gas  (scotsman.com) (26)


Fri February 17, 2012
(Komo) Interesting Oil companies weigh benefits of drilling in arctic. An accident could cause massive damage to the environment, on the other hand it's so remote that perhaps nobody would notice  (komonews.com) (13)


Thu February 16, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Iron Sky, the Finnish sci-fi movie depicting an attack on Earth from Nazi communities hidden on the dark side of the moon, just debuted in Berlin. Bonus: it's also coming to the US  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (87)


Wed February 15, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing "I'm not saying he's a f**, but he's a fa**" -- Iron Sheik on Hulk Hogan. What's even better is that is a direct quote  (youtube.com) (114)
(WBIR) Strange Environmental officials try to determine why crude oil is spontaneously seeping out of the ground on Tennessee man's farm, suspect that he may have been shootin' at some food  (wbir.com) (32)


Thu February 09, 2012
(NYPost) Amusing Giants fans were holding more then their breath until after Tom Brady threw that Hail Mary toss according to the Department of Environmental Protection  (nypost.com) (33)
(CNN) Ironic Attention all: Please join in this protest of Apple's working conditions in hopes to create an "ethical" manufacturing environment - sent from my iPhone  (money.cnn.com) (56)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Top 3 things not to wear when escaping from prison: #3 - Heart monitor, #2 - Hospital gown, #1 - Leg irons  (orlandosentinel.com) (25)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Bank of America Plaza, the tallest building in the American south, faces foreclosure auction on the Atlanta courthouse steps today. AMUSING, OBVIOUS, IRONIC line up to bid  (beta.local.yahoo.com) (44)
(Some Guy) Scary Ask to play through to get around some slower players? That's an impalin' with a nine iron  (nbcdfw.com) (48)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Business News Daily) Fail Do you consider yourself to be a non-conformist despite ironically conforming to everyone else? Enjoy your murderphone  (businessnewsdaily.com) (123)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Some Steampunk Guy) Ironic The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing have been blamed for something. Now that's what I call irony  (roarrock.co.uk) (39)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Buzzfeed) Ironic Author of the "Don't say Gay" bill thrown out of a restaurant. "If you don't think the way certain people think, then they think you don't have a right to be served," he said, completely missing the irony  (buzzfeed.com) (215)

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