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500 headlines found matching 'ions'
Wed May 25, 2016
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You can now buy beer at approved Pennsylvania gas stations, all nine of them
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Republican congressman explains why he's against a ban on selling guns to people on the terrorist watch list. "Like many liberal solutions, they are only skin deep"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
For some reason, the FBI REALLY wants a new apartment complex to go up in Glendale, Colorado. So don't ask any questions about it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Quick, give me 400 words about Chewbacca Mom. Throw in some platitudes and google an NPR story for authenticity. Slap some cutesy captions on the video and get it up there
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
FIFA fires its financial director for taking millions of dollars in "irregular" bonus payments. Or as most people refer to that process, "embezzlement"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As Baby Boomers are approaching their twilight years, they are less healthy than seniors of previous generations
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe is "shocked" that the FBI would investigate him for illegal campaign contributions. Also, flabbergasted, astounded, thunderstruck, agog, agape, stupefied, bamboozled, and confounded. "I'm really surprised"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Former Detroit Lions' QB Erik Kramer flew home to California last July after finishing a month-long stay at the Eisenhower Center rehabilitation facility in Ann Arbor, and almost immediately began planning his own death" (good read)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Portland police chief "accidentally" shoots his friend and then claims his friend accidentally shot himself. Hopefully, we're not about to find out about friend's "relationship" with police chief's wife
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(Android Headlines)
 
 
 
Americans are still not excited about self-driving cars, as they like the feel of the accelerator beneath their feet, the control of the steering wheel in their hands, the thrill of getting lost and being too stubborn to ask for directions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cash is used in less than half of all transactions in the UK. Consumers in the U.S. are reminded that cash is that stuff they used to have in their pockets before 2008
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(Rare.us)
 
Video
 
Hey, let's sneak a Honk If Your Horny sign on Dad's car and film his reactions as he drives through town. You better believe there's Not safe for work language
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Tue May 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Eight of the greatest optical illusions in art
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Gawker asks the hair questions
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's Trump "I have the best X with Y, they love me" MadLib utter bullshiat is brought to you by 'Financial Relationships' and 'Large Banks and Wall Street firms'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Democrats have agreed to let Sanders appoint 1/3 of the Party Platform Committee, he should be toning down his rhetoric, right? "We should go back to a monarchy and not have any elections at all." Or not
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa may have similar chemical balance to Earth and has "the right conditions for life." Oh sure, of ALL the places in the universe humans could move to, we pick the ONE place we were warned to avoid
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Thirsty and hungry lions: Guys if you think licking this rainwater from this tent is cool ..wait until we taste the campers still inside
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Relations between America and Chechnya have never been worse, and John Oliver is solely to blame
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dozens of U.S. Vietnam veterans have gone back to live; some to atone for their actions, others who can't handle life in the U.S., and some just because they really farking love banh mi and pho
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Mon May 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe subject of FBI "public integrity" investigation for campaign contributions
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(WWE)
 
 
 
With Seth Rollins back, is Roman's Reign in jeopardy? Who will challenge Rusev for the US Championship? Is Dana Brook the new Ric Flair? Tune in for Monday Night RAW, 8 PM EDT on USA, pre-show at 7:30 PM EDT on the 9.99
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Cloud illusions
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The biggest black market product in Russia? Term papers and dissertations
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
J. J. Watt now has his own personal logo. Opinions and your own personal logos to the right, please
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking stir fry tonight. Give me some suggestions
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
23-year-old woman changes full-size police car into compact smart car using only the power of alcohol and poor life decisions
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Austrian elections may result in EU's first far-right head of state, sparking worldwide fears of kangaroo Holocaust
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chilean man decides to commit suicide by stripping naked and jumping into a lion's den at a zoo. Two lions proceed to maul him, but zoo officials shoot and kill the lions before they can finish the job
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dear fark, my parents inherited a 100,000$ piece of art. They are now trying to figure out how to donate it. Suggestions? They are looking at children's hospitals but any other ideas would be fantastic
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Sat May 21, 2016
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Fake letter informs Cincinnati students of mandatory genitalia inspections. North Carolina lawmakers happy to finally have a template
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Will the NBA ever add a four-point line? Larry Bird and Reggie Miller give their opinions on this issue
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Fri May 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Five tech companies now control 1/3 of cash holdings of U.S. corporations. Why yes, they do have it stashed overseas
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(Tucson Farker)
 
 
 
County Official's Communications staffer caught creating fake news site under fake name and trolling other candidates. Donald Trump will definitely want to hire this guy for WH Communications Director
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(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Burning your ex-fiancee's stuff in the driveway is a romantic way of expressing your closure on a failed relationship, but try to remember not to catch the neighbor's garage on fire when you do it, or the police might get involved
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are finding that they don't actually support any of Trump's positions
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
5 explanations for Jackie Bradley Junior's breakout season. Steroids conspicuously missing from the list
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Given the motivation to do so, do you think you could manufacture a successful trending "social outrage" type story? You know, the kind that seem to exist solely to be shared and get reactions on social media? (LGT Such a story)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
New college graduates are facing the best job market in years. No one had any idea there were that many new locations of 7-Eleven, Arby's, and Speedway
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Netflix ordered by EU to carry at least 20% European content for EU regions. Dodged a bullet there, Canada
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
McDonald's Australia adds Tasmanian Brie and grilled Haloumi from Cyprus as more grown-up options for choosy burger eaters. With a good Australian wine, this sounds tasty
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Finally you envious minions can now find out what Donald Trump is really worth thanks to him finally disclosing his personal finanical income
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
How the EPA sided with environmentalists concerning new limits on methane emissions from oil and gas wells over science
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Less than a month to go to get your short story submissions in. Are you running around with your pants off yet? You should be running around with your pants off. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Has anyone seen my pants?" Edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Iran demands the U.S. make reparations for "spiritual damage"
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here there be lions
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
McCrory's response to cancellations of NC venues is to resist cancellations. I can only assume he plans to march North Carolina's army into other states and capture sports teams and entertainment acts to force them to perform
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As yesterday's contraception ruling shows. the Supreme Court is moving away from the ideological battleground that has turned out 5-4 decisions and more towards the consensus based approach of the Warren Court. Hmm..wonder what is suddenly different?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today in brief questions: can you be allergic to your underwear?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this. Those brothers who were trying to outright buy elections are apparently also heavily into tax avoision
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits losing their minds over latest budget cuts to BBC. Not over the millions of pounds slashed from its news, current affairs or overseas bureaus but because its recipe page is being closed down
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ninth Circuit reinstates lawsuit brought on by three men against Alameda County for its ordinance arbitrarily banning gun stores within 500 feet of residential areas, requires governments to justify restrictions on gun stores
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a grad student. I did a search for my adviser's name to see his publication history. Instead, I found his Pornhub profile; I saw his recently watched videos, favorites, and achievements. Do I tell him? Blackmail him? Suggestions?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Do you feel tired for no apparent reason? Congratulations, you may have just had a silent heart attack
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Mon May 16, 2016
(NBC Sports Group Pressbox)
 
 
 
NBC Sports crows about record overnight ratings for Championship Sunday, will air rescheduled Old Trafford game live this Tuesday on MSNBC as unexpected cherry on EPL sundae
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What a silly thing to ask of America about what to do with 1.19 billions pounds of surplus cheese ... of course we would want to stick it between our toes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NASA is developing cryosleep for long missions. Ripley and Walt Disney and Xenomorph all give \o/ likes on Spacebook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
RNC chair, Priebus: Third Party run would be terrible for America, it would be ruined for many generations... unless Bernie Sanders does it, then, we're all for it
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voters overwhelmingly favor legalizing recreational and medicinal marijuana, which, if it were to happen, would inevitably result in ten times as many Florida tag submissions
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek catches up with one of the subjects of its 1966 story on teens, future WKRP star Jan Smithers. Among the questions not asked: Bailey or Jennifer?
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Sun May 15, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Let's all feel sorry for The Edge, who can't develop "Eco-Friendly" mansions on his Malibu land because of greedy environmentalists
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Putting to rest all doubts about their relationship, Turkey to allow ISIS to open a consulate
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manchester United cancels match against Bournemouth minutes before kickoff due to "credible security threat." 76,000 spectators evacuated from Old Trafford. Army bomb disposal squad on site conducting controlled explosions
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking about writing a story directed towards Memorial Day and the story would be like 'A Christmas Carol'. Any suggestions to help Subby write this epic story?
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton grabbed the pole with Rosberg right beside him followed by Red Bull on row two and Ferrari on row three. Can anyone derail Rosbergs march to the championship. This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Spain discussion thread at 8am EDT on NBCSN
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Sat May 14, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Alan Grayson bullies MSNBC host after being asked about his numerous ethics violations
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Craigslist ad selling housebroken bison named Bullet raises so many important questions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Specialized summer camps across the US are introducing children as young as nine to practical shooting, a controversial sport that mimics combat situations, and some people have a problem with this
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(Real Simple)
 
 
 
The Saturday Book Club is looking for recommendations for the perfect summer novel. The kind you take to the lake or the beach or just a hammock in the backyard for some literary relaxation
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(City Journal)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Hartford - you're the worst capital city in the US
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
So guess which candidate is being investigated by the FEC for more than 1,500 questionable campaign donations, including taking money from foreign nationals? Bonus: FEC report is over 600 pages long
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pfizer says Pfark it, we are blocking drugs that could be used for lethal injections
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The newest videogame adaptations? Atari's Missile Command and Centipede
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Turns out anti-abortion laws stop abortions just as effectively as abstinence only campaigns stop pregnancy
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Head of Vatican Bank says it is now impossible to launder money through the bank, totally don't send your billions through the bank expecting it to go undetected, don't even try, it won't work, don't do, please don't try it, no chance, just don't
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Making suspensions fun again
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(IndyPolitics.org)
 
 
 
Drew talks about Facebook trending, news aggregation, and how a website could manipulate the system to fix elections. (Link goes to commercial-free raw audio)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Finally, a hard-hitting expose on one of the biggest questions of this election cycle that truly leaves no stone unturned: Who has the best Twitter account of all cable news personalities?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For those of you who like watching the best synchronized grass diving in the world, the Champions League and Europa League finals will be streamed for free* on YouTube (*offer good only in the UK)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A 'tsunami' of unemployment is washing over the United States as millions are caught in the first wave
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(PayPal)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter whether we know them personally, or what we think of how this happened, or how many miles separate us - there are people and pets who NEED us. Please donate to the Alberta Fires Appeal. The Province is matching donations. DIT
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
87-year-old oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens endorses Donald Trump. When asked about his prior reservations about endorsing Donald Trump, he replied "I'm ready to take a chance on it. And just in case it's a mistake, I'll be gone"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sometimes under the right conditions, contrails DO shoot unicorn farts from a jetliner. Sometimes
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Nick Jonas says his relationship with Kate Hudson has an "unbelievable connection." Which in Hollywood-speak means "give them about three months"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has spent millions installing traffic cameras, even making them viewable on the internet. Florida: They can't record
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. Create 82 versions of your photo automatically and edit from there. For those of us needing more fuel for our OCD. (Sponsored Link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Facebook denies allegations of censoring and deleting of Conservative-leaning posts
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(BizPac Review)
 
 
 
Now that Ted Cruz is out of the running, his former financial backers are pouring millions into Donald Trump's campaign. Wait, make that into Hillary's campaign
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend is clinically depressed. I wanted to end our relationship at Christmas, but he proposed in front of his family. I felt I had no choice but to say yes. I still want to end it; can I ask his therapist to break up for me?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The reason Trump can't pivot towards moderate positions is because he really is a yuge racist
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Probably the first obituary ever to feature the phrase "exotic lotions and inflatable partners (puncture repair kit extra)"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Russ Feingold gets a gift from the Koch Brothers in the form of an ad that is not only so untrue 3 Wisconsin TV stations refuse to air it, it brings attention to Ron Johnson's role in the scandal featured within
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
An artificial skin can be placed in front of your own skin to reduce wrinkles and treat skin conditions. A 'fore skin' if you will
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Proving once and for all that they truly are a sport, a video gaming league has kicked out 3 teams for infractions ranging from cheating through player trades to mismanaging player contracts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Alewives, ostlers, cardmakers, skinkers, costermongers, and glovers: some DIY occupations from Shakespeare's plays that you should encourage your hipster dilettante friends to try to make a living at
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here are the ten best questions from a nation-wide maths test that 300,000 British schoolkids aged 11 to 13 took last week. How would you have scored? (Answers will be posted at 5 p.m. BST)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MLB considers domestic violence allegations against Rockies' Jose Reyes, judge gives him a 60 day slap on the wrist
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sports radio host questions if Kevin James is a true Mets fan. Paul Blart calls in to say you can mock his movies, weight, and career, but never question his faith, family or loyalty to the Mets
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Even if civilization arose on just one in a trillion planets, a very pessimistic estimate, there have been more than 10 billion civilizations since the universe began. And yet, we're the ones who wind up with Trump
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Sun May 08, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mister Softee truck jingle composer Les Waas is dead at 94. In a wasteland of repetitive covers of public domain songs, his original composition served as cool soundtrack for generations of ice cream fans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Leicester hospital experiences increase in emergency admissions after local team win the EPL. Many with alcohol related injuries, but you already knew that
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Congressman says cancelling billions-over-budget rail project would make Washington not trust state to manage future transportation projects. Good?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you say you can't bike to work because of excuses like you have to dress up for work, or you work from home, or you don't own a bike, just stop it. Here are the solutions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
10 years ago Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" made many dire predictions, and made Al Gore a wealthy man. While Al Gore flies on his solid gold jet and lights his cigars with burning $100 bills, let's take a look at how accurate his predictions were
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just to be a total spaceflight killjoy, here are the reasons nothing will ever travel faster than light: "I don't want to be misquoted centuries from now for predicting it will never come about, but right now I don't see solutions" (good read)
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do you know where the most expensive home in your state is located? Well, here are all 50 mansions in the United States of Affluence
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(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
The Saturday Fark Book Club is looking for recommendations on biographies. You know, well-written books about real people who did real things in the real world. What's your favorite, or what are you looking forward to reading next?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman on airplane reports suspicious dark skinned man writing in code on piece of paper. Plane delayed 2 hours while crew figures out it was Italian-born Ivy League Economics professor doing math equations. Dumbass, facepalm, stupid tags collide
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
Pls let ppl with connections off the plane first, I got a connecting flight #KingsLanding wit continuing service to #TheWall
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama passes bill baning abortion clinics within 2000 feet of middle and elementary schools, presumably to stem the horde of 10-year-olds wandering in to have abortions during lunch period
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist to send signals into space that can be decoded into binary. Questions include: What is the typical body height of our interstellar counterparts? What is their typical lifespan? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Etc
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(Bidness Etc)
 
 
 
In a relationship that had about as much of a chance from the beginning as Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, AT&T ends its partnership with Yahoo
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Wio Link - credit card size hardware for connecting things to a network, so you can send instructions to it over the internet. What have you connected to your Internet of Things? (Sponsored Link)
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Ron Paul, and current Trump, PAC strategist found guilty of 2012 campaign-finance violations
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Alabama Gov's affair, and his mistress's cushy job have shone the spotlight on something far more immoral and indecent: the ability of anonymous donors to create 501(c)(4) "foundations" that are essentially slush funds for powerful politcians
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police stop attorney, who remains silent and refuses to answer questions; arrest her, carefully reading her rights, including "you have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions"
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(Some Food Guy)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain cites Yelp reviews as example of how millennials sift through mountains of web data to find good stuff and make decisions. "You can just scan through that and say, 'Crackpot, crackpot, masturbator, crackpot, oh that's interesting'"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If it's breakfast, it's taco time. To be exact, it's 7-pound breakfast taco time, beginning with 12 eggs and adding bacon, sausage, potatoes, refried beans, grilled peppers & onions, salsa, Pico de Gallo and queso fresco stuffed in flour tortilla
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Huge fireballs and explosions in Houston. Link goes to live feed. Watch stuff blow up during lunch
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Atletico head to Munich with a one-goal advantage while Manchester City are off to Madrid hoping to break the deadlock. This is your Champions League Semi-Final Leg 2 discussion thread. Europa League on Thursday
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Campaign finance experts comment on allegations of money laundering by Hillary Victory Fund: "We're not saying they're laundering money, but they're laundering money"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With the move from a one child policy to two, China's population police, who enforced fines and abortions on families with multiple children, are getting retrained as social workers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How to find out everything Google knows about you? Behold the step-by-step directions to the hard-to-find page that Google doesn't want you to see
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Wed May 04, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
I know you farkers got 'em - reviews/advice/opinions on stainless steel cookware
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(Politico)
 
 
 
At least eight more weeks of scintillating Clinton Email scandal in the works; this time featuring depositions./
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(CNN)
 
 
 
With no more important problems to solve, the United Nations takes aim at celebrities posing with monkeys on Instagram
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Low oil prices force construction company Saudi Binladin Group to lay off 50,000 workers. Next up - addressing their public relations issue stemming from the fact their business contains the name "Binladin"
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(Mpora)
 
 
 
Here is great video of a bike getting intentionally rammed by a motorist. Video to left, bike haters defending the motorist's actions to the right
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Palin-Americans attack Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter for his education on climate change, come up with their own brand of "scientific explanations" including "Global warming? Ha, give me a break. Look at the north and south poles. Seems pretty cold to me"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Political cartoonist loses his 21 year long job just because he told the truth about some major corporations. What can you expect from that leftist commie rag, Iowa's Farm News?
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Tue May 03, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Raise a glass to young, scrappy and hungry Hamilton, which just set the record for Tony nominations with 16. Link includes complete list with all the other nominees (a.k.a. losers)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Been living with your roommate for a while? Congratulations, you're married
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
After another disappointing earnings report, GNC announces it has retained advisors to consider all options including selling the company or taking once-daily Super Mega Earnings Booster Pro vita pack supplements
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Aéropostale officially files for bankruptcy. Retail clothing industry envisions a huge GAP
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Whatsapp? After a judge cuts off the communications method used by a tenth of a billion Brazilians, a million Brazilians sign up for Telegraph. That's about a brazillion Brazilians
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which featured pirates, flashbacks, stupid decisions, and a guy floating thanks to a balloon. It's like the worst remake of Gilligan's Island ever conceived. This show just hates its audience
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man, Bostonians do *not* like hosting sporting events from corrupt sports organizations
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Darrell "Terminator" Issa will not stop. He is now looking at "violations" involving Clinton coordinating her activities and Bill's activities and Chelsea's activities in the Clinton Foundation...and the investigation could last until 2017
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Climbers Alex Lowe and David Bridges declared the 1999-2016 tag-team hide-n-seek champions
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump clearly feels threatened by Secretary Clinton's qualifications to be president so he's attacking her for being a woman. That's what weak men do." Elizabeth Warren drops mic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Softball team loses championship on a walk-off three-run fielder's choice ... on a ball that didn't leave the infield. Impossible, you say?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning tie it up against the Islanders at home? Will the Penguins get outskated again by the Capitals? Why can't we have more than two playoff games on a Saturday? These questions and more answered at 3pm and 8pm ET
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 33 years, 1983 NCAA Champions NC State to finally visit the White House. Duke sucks
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New DNA test measures couple compatibility. Although the relationship may be doomed if the man's DNA is taken off another woman's blue dress
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Concussions cause Roger Goddell to go deaf. Well, other people's concussions
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(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists witness a "flash of light" during conception between a sperm and egg. Apparently it's hard to read the map for directions on where to go when it's so dark down there
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anonymous source downgrades NFL draft prospect because he a) is an alcoholic, b) has unproven allegations of sexual assault, c) can't cook
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm an undercover police officer. We're recruiting agents for an undercover prostitution sting, and we'd like you to help. If you're willing to have sex for money, I'd like to check out your qualifications, if you know what I mean
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Come for the discussion of dementia-driven popularity of personal liability insurance, stay for the cute pictograms of situations which such insurance would cover
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines rumored to be eyeing what they perceive as Jet Blue's innovative strategy for getting flights to their destinations
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The New Zealand All Blacks are really good at rugby. They're really GREAT at vacation backyard BBQ skills competitions
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against "malicious erections." Your inner 5-year-old approves
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber's $100 million settlement of drivers' class-actions suits alleging violations of labor laws works out to about $25 per driver. But hey, at least you get to pay 20% more per ride as drivers, who get to rate you as a rider, can now ask for tips
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like your relationships after three weeks, the Trump campaign is intentionally sending mixed signals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres hit with sign stealing allegations. Although with a team batting average of .238, the only sign opponents give their pitchers is to throw the ball to the catcher
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who is/was your model for what a healthy relationship looks like?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Garmin posts 32% rise in 1Q profits as women no longer tell men to ask for directions
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Study: GDP would be 25% bigger if government regulations had been capped In 1980
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese on the street are quite accepting of ScarJo and other white Hollywood actors as stars of Japanese anime adaptations, don't get Asian-American outrage at whitewashing. "If she was Japanese, it wouldn't look like an anime"
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Kerry and Heinz families have invested millions into offshore accounts. It's not illegal or anything, but The Daily Caller sure wants you to think it is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The biggest mystery of the 2016 campaign is not why Kasich is still in the campaign or even why Trump managed to unite the disparate factions of bigots. No, it's why Sanders's big rallies don't equal wins
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Cute Nazi wins U.S. chess championship
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
First impressions of the new "Ghostbusters" have leaked - looks like they crossed the streams
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities are pretty sure that the 8 members of an Ohio farm family who were shot, execution-style within minutes of each other at 4 locations, were NOT the victims of random violence and it MAY have something to do with their massive grow-op
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 2016 front runners are Delaware corporations
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fight over the sea monkey fortune has everything: an old bondage actress, X-Ray Spex and the Aryan Nations. With picture of a sea monkey gate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Far right party wins lead in Austrian presidential elections. I'm not saying this is not a repeat since the last time Austria fell behind a far right wing individual, but Poland better watch out
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"If you live anywhere near Southern California, that sound you hear is millions of Lakers fans shouting Hosanna into the air"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Oh Marty. Marty. Marty. At least your predecessor knew enough not to get caught up in federal investigations
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Dumb Boat learned land was as dangerous as sea. Victor steers Junkie Depp, Sea Coral, and the rest to a plane crash. Is it Flight 462? Will they still make idiot decisions? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ultra-conservative Australian MP beloved by evangelical Christians cast aside by party after it was revealed his thriller novel about Australian-Indonesian relations included blouse-ripping sex scene
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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Sat April 23, 2016
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Looking for recommendations of some good "hard science fiction" books to read. Space opera is all good fun, but what's the best stuff with believable science? It's your Saturday Fark Book Thread. Enjoy
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Was Rafael Cruz on the grassy knoll? I'm just asking questions
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(Some totally not a virgin)
 
 
 
Heading out to the game shop later. Anyone have any suggestions on board games or tabletop RPGs?
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Showing that their incompetence doesn't just stop at presidential preference elections, Maricopa County, Arizona incorrectly prints two million ballots that may confuse Spanish-speaking voters
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(Google)
 
 
 
When my garage door opens, it squeals like a roaring wookie. Any suggestions?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The World's most overrated tourist attractions include Fisherman's Wharf, Plymouth Rock, and anything with the word "Disney" in it
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful collects a series of unfortunate Corporate Social Media reactions to Prince's death
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google says that Google.com is no longer dangerous from malware infections. At least that's what they decided after looking it up on Google
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New medication tracking system called the Pill Drill remembers when people are supposed to take their pills. Which will mostly be for the depression prescriptions they'll need once they realize they've paid $199 for an alarm clock
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Space missions found to damage your liver worse than an open-bar Fark party
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Robot interrogators found to be more effective in eliciting confessions than humans, but only if the person they're interrogating doesn't think they're a robot
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Trump publicly trashes NC HB2. Millions of his supporters are now confused about who to hate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah mocks the "incredibly low expectations" the media has for Donald Trump's campaign
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After great inventions such as screen doors on submarines, fireproof matches, and wheelchairs with pedals, Polish man invents the Catholic Rabbi
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Please return your seats and tray tables to their original upright and locked positions as we watch what happens when an airliner is intentionally crashed
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "Republicans shouldn't skip the national convention. I promise it's going to be awesome. Riots, stabbings, maybe even a couple decapitations"
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dude, your relationship is over
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes to Buffalo to praise the Jets for all those championships they won under Rex Ryan
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man charged with beating a 2-year-old to death wants all charges dropped on account of not realizing all prison phone conversations are recorded. Also wants a unicorn and naked pictures of Bea Arthur
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roaches, which have survived millions of years on Earth through floods, drought and nuclear war, laugh at your annoying little apartment explosion
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Memorial Consumer Desk at KABC reminds you that today is Tax Day and that millions of Americans are expected to file. "People have until midnight to file the paperwork"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Millions of bees live on hotel roofs in San Francisco. Obvious tag says well duh, there's no way they could afford an apartment there
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is having a "Name the Swans" contest for a lake that is there. Let's give them our best suggestions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New kind of detective agency involving space, called "Air and Space Evidence". Subby would have gone with "Airlock Holmes" or "Low Earth Investigations"
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(WNCT Greenville)
 
 
 
Could Yellowstone SUPER volcano erupt soon? Could Donald Trump be our next president? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop? Will the Cubs win it all? I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to add other stupid questions
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Sun April 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
For $1,000... Celebrating the 50th year of his career, this man has extensive knowledge of Jap Anus Relations, and Anal Bum Cover
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top scientist says that with all of the recent large earthquakes around the ring of fire "Current conditions might trigger at least four earthquakes greater than 8.0 in magnitude." Sleep well my friends
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't want to waste millions of dollars going out to Wyoming many months before to wine and dine and to essentially pay off all these people because a lot of it's a pay-off." Wyoming: "Here, Sen. Cruz, have all our delegates"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
As much as I hate variations on already perfect foods, I think I know what I'm making this weekend to go with beer and playoffs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten classic rock songs radio stations need to stop playing NOW. Man. People get outraged over the silliest things
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA take to Facebook to fight global warming denial. Relationship status: It's complicated
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have any driving superstitions? Subby will always only run 2 yellow lights and then will stop at the third
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets anger fans by profiting from 9/11 memorabilia. "The Mets have exhibited a rare blend of stupidity that should be preserved so that future generations can marvel at their ignorance"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marines send a squadron of EA-6B Prowlers to interrupt ISIS communications and frustrate users. Operation T-Mobile has begun
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can a Lego phone case protect an iPhone 6S dropped from 100 feet? Some questions just need to be answered
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hillary's strategy of not answering questions during the debate really paid off
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John McCain, who has done more to embolden Tea Partiers than Samuel Adams, bemoans the deep divisions within the GOP
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone questions the amount of acid Bernie has used. Not sure if she thinks its not enough or too much
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(Accounting Today)
 
 
 
Many large U.S. corporations paid zero federal income taxes. Next up - the revelation that all they care about is profits, pleasing their investors, and have no concern about the quality of the products they make
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Hillary plans to take big-money out of elections, by siphoning off all she can
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman faces child porn and accessory charges for live streaming the rape of her 17-year-old friend by her 29-year-old boyfriend. "Friend" may not be the right word to describe that relationship. Or "boyfriend"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera America signs off for the last time, leaving millions indebted
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Littoral lube failure proves costly for Navy, most relationships
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of billions of miles would be needed to adequately test the safety of driverless cars. Or they could start by seeing if one of them is able to navigate the 405 during rush hour
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My ex is offering to pay me a fair amount of cash if I hang out with him and be his friend. I'm worried that I'll look like a prostitute and get drawn back into a relationship, but I could use the cash"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Much like Cindy Lou Who managed to melt The Grinch's heart and got him to join in the celebrations in Whoville, even enjoying the roast beast, Donald Trump has melted Karl Rove's heart, with the latter's Super PAC moving towards an endorsement
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Wed April 13, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith says are Cowboys closer to Super Bowl than record shows. Also talks about concussions and being Batman, so take it for what it is
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
On multiple occasions, Fox News has claimed that a "shrimp on a treadmill" study funded by the federal government cost $3 million. Which overstates the true cost of the study by $2,999,953
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Can Real Madrid bounce back against Wolfsburg? Can an English team get to the semi-finals? Can anyone stop Barça or Bayern Munich? This is your CHAMPIONS League discussion thread. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT Tuesday and Wednesday on FS1 & 2
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jimmy Butler, who once admitted to removing the rear view mirror on his car because he "never looks back," has been making divisive decisions in the locker room this year
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines orders five full-flight simulators from CAE to train pilots, United will still continue to use planes parked on the tarmac to simulate real world conditions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, on the list of "most challenged books" in schools nationwide is a book that is full of scenes of incest, murder, adultery genocide, and graphic depictions of bestiality
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Shane is once again in charge of RAW. Will Styles and Reigns clash? Will the Wyatts finish off the League of Nations? Will we all hit our mute button as soon as Dr. Phil shows? RAW is live on USA at 8 PM EDT/pre-show 7:30 PM EDT
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Apparently, UNC can't figure out two things: how to stop a last second 3-point shot to win the national championship, and how to enforce the state's new "bathroom bill"
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Sat April 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Vishu celebrations unleash Shiva
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian foodies unimpressed by inflammatory French video demonstrating one-pot recipe for pasta alla carbonara with creme fraiche and onion. "We're open to all kinds of variations on the carbonara, but this goes too far...désolé"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Benghazi panel has "lasted longer than the investigations into the federal response to Hurricane Katrina, the attack on Pearl Harbor, the assassination of President Kennedy, the Iran-Contra scandal, Church Committee, and the Watergate probe"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so the Fark Weird News Quiz is back with a vengeance. With real questions this time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Andrew Moore was a WWII veteran raised in an orphanage who never married and outlived his friends. He died with no will, no instructions and no next of kin. But thanks to his neighbors, today he'll be buried as a hero at Arlington Cemetery
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian bee rustling is on the rise. Interpol on lookout for anyone carrying millions of tiny lassos
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook doesn't yet recognize "Polyamorous" as a relationship status, which means we're all being oppressed or something
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Questions you can expect to be asked during a routine traffic stop in Indiana: "Do you know how fast you were going?" "How many drinks have you had?" "Have you been saved by Jesus Christ?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's official: "Panama Papers: Putin rejects corruption allegations". Never believe in something until it's officially denied
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's little evidence that living alone is responsible for making us lonely. Research shows it's the quality, not the quantity of social interactions that predicts loneliness. What matters is not whether we live alone, but whether we feel alone"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia replaces its entire U18 hockey team roster right before the world championships due to multipe players testing positive for Meldonium. Which is apparently treated like aspirin over there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert is old and forgetful and in really bad shape, so let's not punish him any further for all those unfortunate molestations back in the day
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cut ties with Church of Scientology: ✓. Remove references of support for same sex marriage:✓. Delete information about political contributions made to Democratic candidates: ✓. GOP candidacy for senate seat ready for liftoff
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In California, birth control prescriptions are now available from your pharmacists. So you can stop asking for them at the bank or the car dealership, if that's what you were doing before
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New studies conclude several millions years ago, a series of nearby supernovae explosions rained radioactive particles down on Earth, and might have kick-started a major climactic shift
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dept of Labor issues job-killing regulations that will restrict brokers' freedom to recommend "suitable" investments, and will cost them at least $17 billion a year. THANKS OBAMA
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
The Villanova Wildcats shut down I-95 through Pennsylvania at rush hour yesterday afternoon when they flew back from the national championship and no one complained or threw batteries at the team or anything, which is weird for Philly
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You have to understand that it's the media's fault for asking gotcha questions like "How are you going to do these things?"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"Apple's Siri now smarter about questions on rape, suicide, and baseball. " Good to know that important subjects like baseball are being covered
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Tue April 05, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New rules on tax inversions could turn the merger world upside-down
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson claims he is advising Donald Trump on SCOTUS nominations, says he is torn between Judge Judy and Judge Fudge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is a house an appropriate thing to put on a wedding registry? It actually says in the description they are seeking donations towards a down payment for a *second* home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS denies DC Madam lawyer's request to release information that would have had significant impact on the current elections, much to Ted Cruz's relief
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kitty Genovese's murderer has died in prison. Preliminary coroner's reports indicate that millions of his blood cells stood around and did nothing while a clot brutally blocked his heart
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
For decades millions of statin users have complained the drugs caused muscle pain and weakness and the medical community has chalked it up to their imagination. But now that it's been seen in a study of 500 people, they are VERY CONCERNED
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Quantum spin Majorana fermions corroborate Kitaev at Cavendish. Gesundheit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The 1986 New York Mets show during their Championship season that yes, drugs and alcohol can help you win a title
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not only have American teams claimed all of the NHL playoff spots, but Team USA beat Canada last night to win the IIHF women's world championship. USA. USA. USA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New revelations from the Panama papers; they were helping the Norks build nukes and the Syrian government bomb civilian targets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I have the best relationship with women, the greatest relationship. Which is why I have to have my wife say so instead of me
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Mon April 04, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Much like the LGBT community, the National Championship is not allowed in North Carolina
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will we have a Super-Nova tonight? Or will the Tar Heels add more hardware to its trophy case? Where will you watch this epic matchup? It is your 2016 NCAA National Championship game thread, tip-off at 9:19 PM ET on TBS
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Supreme Court unanimously allows Democrats to keep stealing elections
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese censors are working overtime over the number of mentions their leaders got in the Panama papers
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not only did the Mets have to watch the Royals raise the championship flag in the season opener, they get to watch the Royals get their World Series rings in game 2
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major drug companies have raised prices over the past five years, sometimes doubling the prices of medications, according to an analysis by the No Shiat Sherlock Institute
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Once the closest of allies and best of chums, relations between Germany and Russia seem a mite frosty of late
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally, our first look at Bruce Timm's adaptation of The Killing Joke, which will feature Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy reprising the definitive versions of The Joker and Batman
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut is about to win its fourth straight women's basketball title and all the questions facing coach Geno Auriemma seem to amount to: Why doesn't anyone care?
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Concerned about losing state heritage, Wisconsin moves to preserve historic small hometown bowling alleys for future generations. "When I first met my wife, we bowled with her folks; that's how we got started"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series is back for its only race in a two month span when Norm and the kids hit the legendary short track at Martinsville for the Alpha Energy Solutions 250, 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Airlines drops free 24-hour hold on trip reservations. Apparently they were getting pressure from other airlines for being the last one to still have a policy using the word "free"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lions DE Tracy Scroggins sues the NFL regarding CTE. Lawyers say the most damaging evidence that he suffered brain trauma is that he played his entire career in Detroit without being asked to be traded
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Questions still remain over the source of a mystery bacteria which killed 18 people in the Midwest. Health officials immediately wonder how a Carnival cruise ship made it all the way into Wisconsin and Michigan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what the Mississippi Senate tries to take away on one hand, the law gives back on the other. Judge strikes down Mississippi's ban on same-sex adoptions
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you were busy worrying about Diebold's electronic voting machines, this guy spent the past decade manipulating Central and South American elections, and his boss is in talks with a U.S. candidate
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to release 67 track greatest hits album. I didn't know there were 67 different versions of Band On The Run
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Superman v Batman's critical drubbing has WB/DC executives so panicked, they're spending millions on reshoots for the upcoming Suicide Squad movie to add more "fun"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Fan Duel, Draft Kings announce they will suspend all wagering on college sports after a meeting with the NCAA in which colleges expressed horror than anyone might be PROFITING off the athletic exhibitions staged by their amateur scholar-athletes
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover ways to improve red tide predictions." Well, around here it's called shark week and it's still every 28 days
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Cities found to be home to populations of super-smart raccoons: "We've devised all sorts of ways of protecting our garbage, which all fail"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Next up on Trump's "problem" list of things he wants to get rid of: The Geneva Conventions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon renames "fire bases." Subby votes for "Gun shooty locations"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to stay out of Mississippi, they're about to pass a law that allows a place of worship to create an Army of God to protect congregations
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The issue isn't merely that no one pays for porn anymore. It's that the entire media landscape has collapsed in on itself. Without a thriving video rental and PPV market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just learned my boyfriend uploaded videos of himself to a gay pornographic website; it's just him solo, but you can see his face. This is the best relationship I've had in years; what should I do? Should I stay or should I go?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to able to give directions to your house by just saying "It's the murder house?' This is your lucky day. Bring money
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man games Wheel of Fortune for $76,000 by guessing the questions in advance (with video)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett increases his stake in Wells Fargo to 10%, after increased interest in their mortgage departments, banking divisions, stagecoach deliveries
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Told you Trump wasn't a Republican, he thinks government's top three functions are security, health care and education
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
San Francisco State University dreads the repercussions after black student argues with white student over his hair style
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Passive-aggressive solutions to first world problems
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scalia saves labor unions
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
[Windows 10 update notifications] were on display at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying beware of the leopard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Utah: Okay, you can have your abortions at 20 weeks and beyond. BUT, you have to give the baby painkillers first
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Gullible Glenn Beck swallows Ted Cruz affair allegations hook, line and sinker, says he'll drop him like a hot potato if true
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For first time in decade, Americans are eating more beef, thanks to cheaper options at fast-casual and fast-food chains, plus paleo diet fad. "Suddenly there is this extra supply of meat. You're going to have to somehow consume all of it"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Infant ear infections are down, but the autisms are increasing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Answers to some of your questions about Batman vs. Superman. Answers not included to questions such as, "WTF?" (SPOILERS INSIDE)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump aide loses it live on CNN after being told he can't deflect to talking points unrelated to questions
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mexico's Easter Eve celebrations included the usual festivities; egg hunts, reflections on Jesus, burning effigies of Donald Trump, and chocolate
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit claims that Old Spice deodorant causes a rash of skin irritations. I'm on a horse
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Sat March 26, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
With only two weeks left in the regular season, today's games are rife with playoff implications. Can the Caps secure the Presidents' Trophy? Can the Sharks stop choking long enough to secure a playoff birth? It's your Saturday NHL thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you clever enough to answer Google's toughest interview questions? The firm's brain teasers are so fiendishly hard they've been banned
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Friday Weird News Quiz is back, and if you answer enough of the questions correctly this week and see your name on the list, well, it'll be a Good Friday
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Today the NCAA Men's Hockey Championships start, first game is Northeastern and North Dakota, then Minn Duluth vs. Providence, and Michigan vs. Notre Dame. NU AND NDst currently on ESPN U, Mich and ND follows at 5:30
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the first Resident Evil hit retailer shelves and the creator Hiroyuki Kobayashi talks about what it's like giving millions of people nightmares for two decades straight. (need to turn on subtitles in video)
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(RealProgress)
 
 
 
It appears the Clinton campaign has 'accidentally' mailed letters containing the wrong caucus locations to women who financially support Bernie Sanders' campaign in Washington. And Iowa. And Nevada. And Kansas
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
The Intex "Easy Set" swimming pool retails for anywhere from $35 to $500 depending on its dimensions, and it's perfect for storing low level radioactive water at your Nuclear Power Plant. "Excellent"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Palo Alto considers subsidizing housing for people making up to $250,000 a year. Which isn't surprising in a place where even the local soup kitchens require a jacket and tie, reservations and happily validate parking
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Thu March 24, 2016
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Much like the nether regions of those who direct billions of tax dollars toward military spending, air force technology "hasn't been useful for the past seventeen years"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Millions of Brazilians have taken to the streets to demand the impeachment of president Dilma Rousseff." Woah, that sounds like a lot
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New observations in comb jellies shakes the butthole paradigm. Hey, new band name
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
New poll indicates 10% of Christians want the Bible to be the law of the land, not counting the sections where it's already illegal to buy a beer on Sunday
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The two women responsible for the voting debacle in Phoenix look like they would much rather be at the bingo hall instead of making sure the elections run smoothly
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Round up your chickens and ready your 2nd amendment solutions - she's baaaaaack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since Texas passed a law in 2013 imposing new restrictions on abortion clinic, the number of abortions performed in the state has declined, by almost exactly the same number as the number performed in neighboring NM's has increased
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
XKCD's Randall Munroe is providing illustrations for school science textbooks now
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A Trump presidency will outsource Supreme Court nominations to Coors brewery subsidiary
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible terror attack at Brussels Airport and subway station, two explosions so far, smoke rising from the terminal building. At least 28 dead, many wounded
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Dish unveils "sports bar" mode to let subscribers with Hopper 3 DVRs watch four different games at once. Bring your own peanuts and drunken unsupported sports opinions
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those wacky, waving, inflatable tube men were able to do something chicken wire and electric mats couldn't: Scare off the sea lions that invade the docks of Astoria, Oregon
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Paleontologist says that fossils from Noah's ark that guy found while digging in aunt's yard are really millions of years old. Stupid scientists
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Here's a tale from the first Whole Foods in Georgia. "Their previous grocery options being 'OK Kroger, sketchy Kroger, terrifyingly sketchy Kroger, Piggly Wiggly, or a Publix'"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Workplace accidents led to 3,000 amputations in 2015. Mostly from employees trying to take the last doughnut out of the box of the person in the next cubicle
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court continues to trample on an Americans' right to resort to "2nd Amendment solutions" when charged incorrect postage
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Strip state funding from cities that want to provide more worker protections than the state, says party of decentralized government
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Anti-Defamation League is redirecting donations Donald Trump made over the years and will put them toward anti-bias education programs that address exactly the kind of stereotyping and scapegoating he now embraces
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New relationship milestones include the first kiss, meeting the parents, sharing calendars, and updating the Facebook relationship status
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In 2014 Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland was accused of protecting an arch-conservative judge charged with ethics violations who had suggested blacks and Hispanics were "predisposed to crime"
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Sun March 20, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
For the first time since 1988, when subby was in kindergarten, the Northeastern Huskies are Hockey East champions
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Sat March 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump questions Romney's Mormon background. Also demands sky prove that it really is blue, and calls into doubt the wetness of water
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Fri March 18, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Six NHL games on Friday night in a tight race for playoff spots. WTFark?: Only contest with implications is the Bruins and Ducks @ 10:00 PM EDT. Drinking gam...err. First games starting at 7:00 PM EDT. with Sens @ Sabres and Preds @ Caps
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
A man who was driving erratically and wrecked several deputies' cruisers in the process explains his actions to the arresting officers by stating the following: 'I'm out of my mind on drugs'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of brackets suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how GM nearly went under because they'd promised their workers billions of dollars in pension benefits but never actually put money in their pension fund? This is the same thing but with $72 TRILLION owed by governments worldwide
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones said that he, with the help of his pal Donald Trump, is "trying to save humanity" from an attack from Satan and his minions who plan on stealing space travel to spread the devil to the stars. No. Seriously
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As Confucius would say: Ah, So....: There WAS a virtual Bernie Blackout in the Media after all, at least when crunching the actual numbers about time spent on candidates. Hillary received 120 mentions to Bernie's 20
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fossilized T-Rex found in Montana determined to be pregnant female, prompting emergency State Legislature sessions across the US to ban abortions in the 16,250,000th trimester
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Thu March 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Siri, find sadness." "I found sadness for you: First Energy Stadium, Home of the Cleveland Browns. Would you like directions?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI Director James Comey: "The logic of encryption will bring us to a place in the not too distant future where all of our conversations and all our papers and effects are entirely private." He says that like it's a bad thing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
These kittens' interactions with a toy BB-8 droid prove that cats work for the Dark Side, something pretty much every cat owner knew already
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