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Mon May 02, 2016
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Farker CavalierEternal is within sight of graduation with his Public Communications degree after six years of grinding away. Let's not allow lack of financial aid for this country's prohibitively expensive educational system to stop him now
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz finally denounces the allegations that her husband is the Zodiac Killer. Which is exactly what the wife of the Zodiac Killer would say
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which featured pirates, flashbacks, stupid decisions, and a guy floating thanks to a balloon. It's like the worst remake of Gilligan's Island ever conceived. This show just hates its audience
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man, Bostonians do *not* like hosting sporting events from corrupt sports organizations
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Darrell "Terminator" Issa will not stop. He is now looking at "violations" involving Clinton coordinating her activities and Bill's activities and Chelsea's activities in the Clinton Foundation...and the investigation could last until 2017
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Climbers Alex Lowe and David Bridges declared the 1999-2016 tag-team hide-n-seek champions
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"Trump clearly feels threatened by Secretary Clinton's qualifications to be president so he's attacking her for being a woman. That's what weak men do." Elizabeth Warren drops mic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Softball team loses championship on a walk-off three-run fielder's choice ... on a ball that didn't leave the infield. Impossible, you say?
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Can the Lightning tie it up against the Islanders at home? Will the Penguins get outskated again by the Capitals? Why can't we have more than two playoff games on a Saturday? These questions and more answered at 3pm and 8pm ET
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Fri April 29, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After 33 years, 1983 NCAA Champions NC State to finally visit the White House. Duke sucks
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New DNA test measures couple compatibility. Although the relationship may be doomed if the man's DNA is taken off another woman's blue dress
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Concussions cause Roger Goddell to go deaf. Well, other people's concussions
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(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists witness a "flash of light" during conception between a sperm and egg. Apparently it's hard to read the map for directions on where to go when it's so dark down there
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(Reuters)
 
Boobies
 
Paul Ryan's position on health insurance for people with pre-existing conditions depends on how your mammogram looks. For example, here are two invisible boobs on either side of a visible boob
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anonymous source downgrades NFL draft prospect because he a) is an alcoholic, b) has unproven allegations of sexual assault, c) can't cook
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Hi, I'm an undercover police officer. We're recruiting agents for an undercover prostitution sting, and we'd like you to help. If you're willing to have sex for money, I'd like to check out your qualifications, if you know what I mean
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Come for the discussion of dementia-driven popularity of personal liability insurance, stay for the cute pictograms of situations which such insurance would cover
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines rumored to be eyeing what they perceive as Jet Blue's innovative strategy for getting flights to their destinations
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
The New Zealand All Blacks are really good at rugby. They're really GREAT at vacation backyard BBQ skills competitions
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Divorcee builds pie-shaped house to spite ex, runs afoul of laws against "malicious erections." Your inner 5-year-old approves
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber's $100 million settlement of drivers' class-actions suits alleging violations of labor laws works out to about $25 per driver. But hey, at least you get to pay 20% more per ride as drivers, who get to rate you as a rider, can now ask for tips
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
And then there were four. Today, Manchester City look to get an advantage against Real Madrid to take to Spain, while Atlético host Bayern Munich on Wednesday. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT both days. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Much like your relationships after three weeks, the Trump campaign is intentionally sending mixed signals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Diego Padres hit with sign stealing allegations. Although with a team batting average of .238, the only sign opponents give their pitchers is to throw the ball to the catcher
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Who is/was your model for what a healthy relationship looks like?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Garmin posts 32% rise in 1Q profits as women no longer tell men to ask for directions
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Study: GDP would be 25% bigger if government regulations had been capped In 1980
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese on the street are quite accepting of ScarJo and other white Hollywood actors as stars of Japanese anime adaptations, don't get Asian-American outrage at whitewashing. "If she was Japanese, it wouldn't look like an anime"
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Kerry and Heinz families have invested millions into offshore accounts. It's not illegal or anything, but The Daily Caller sure wants you to think it is
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The biggest mystery of the 2016 campaign is not why Kasich is still in the campaign or even why Trump managed to unite the disparate factions of bigots. No, it's why Sanders's big rallies don't equal wins
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Cute Nazi wins U.S. chess championship
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Man's Life)
 
 
 
First impressions of the new "Ghostbusters" have leaked - looks like they crossed the streams
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Authorities are pretty sure that the 8 members of an Ohio farm family who were shot, execution-style within minutes of each other at 4 locations, were NOT the victims of random violence and it MAY have something to do with their massive grow-op
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The 2016 front runners are Delaware corporations
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The fight over the sea monkey fortune has everything: an old bondage actress, X-Ray Spex and the Aryan Nations. With picture of a sea monkey gate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Far right party wins lead in Austrian presidential elections. I'm not saying this is not a repeat since the last time Austria fell behind a far right wing individual, but Poland better watch out
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"If you live anywhere near Southern California, that sound you hear is millions of Lakers fans shouting Hosanna into the air"
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Oh Marty. Marty. Marty. At least your predecessor knew enough not to get caught up in federal investigations
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The Dumb Boat learned land was as dangerous as sea. Victor steers Junkie Depp, Sea Coral, and the rest to a plane crash. Is it Flight 462? Will they still make idiot decisions? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ultra-conservative Australian MP beloved by evangelical Christians cast aside by party after it was revealed his thriller novel about Australian-Indonesian relations included blouse-ripping sex scene
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Austin school board takes public submissions to rename Robert E Lee Elementary School. Your leading vote-getter so far: Donald Trump Elementary. Other contenders include Hitler, Willie Nelson, and of course, Schoolie McSchoolface
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Sat April 23, 2016
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Looking for recommendations of some good "hard science fiction" books to read. Space opera is all good fun, but what's the best stuff with believable science? It's your Saturday Fark Book Thread. Enjoy
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Was Rafael Cruz on the grassy knoll? I'm just asking questions
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(Some totally not a virgin)
 
 
 
Heading out to the game shop later. Anyone have any suggestions on board games or tabletop RPGs?
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Showing that their incompetence doesn't just stop at presidential preference elections, Maricopa County, Arizona incorrectly prints two million ballots that may confuse Spanish-speaking voters
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(Google)
 
 
 
When my garage door opens, it squeals like a roaring wookie. Any suggestions?
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Fri April 22, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New lawsuit accuses American, Delta and United of conspiracy concerning pricing. Airlines deny allegations, say they just keep raising the prices because they know they can
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The World's most overrated tourist attractions include Fisherman's Wharf, Plymouth Rock, and anything with the word "Disney" in it
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(Something Awful)
 
 
 
Something Awful collects a series of unfortunate Corporate Social Media reactions to Prince's death
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Google says that Google.com is no longer dangerous from malware infections. At least that's what they decided after looking it up on Google
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
New medication tracking system called the Pill Drill remembers when people are supposed to take their pills. Which will mostly be for the depression prescriptions they'll need once they realize they've paid $199 for an alarm clock
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Space missions found to damage your liver worse than an open-bar Fark party
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Robot interrogators found to be more effective in eliciting confessions than humans, but only if the person they're interrogating doesn't think they're a robot
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Trump publicly trashes NC HB2. Millions of his supporters are now confused about who to hate
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah mocks the "incredibly low expectations" the media has for Donald Trump's campaign
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After great inventions such as screen doors on submarines, fireproof matches, and wheelchairs with pedals, Polish man invents the Catholic Rabbi
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Please return your seats and tray tables to their original upright and locked positions as we watch what happens when an airliner is intentionally crashed
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France wins the pizza world championships with a bouillabaisse pizza. You're celebrating 420 by cramming a cheese whiz stuffed crust, double Spam, deep dish down your pie hole
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: Prisoner files lawsuit claiming the "inhuman" conditions he's being held in violate his human rights News: Norwegian white supremacist and mass-murderer Anders Breivik. Who killed 77 people. Fark: This being Norway, he WON
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: "Republicans shouldn't skip the national convention. I promise it's going to be awesome. Riots, stabbings, maybe even a couple decapitations"
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dude, your relationship is over
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Donald Trump goes to Buffalo to praise the Jets for all those championships they won under Rex Ryan
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man charged with beating a 2-year-old to death wants all charges dropped on account of not realizing all prison phone conversations are recorded. Also wants a unicorn and naked pictures of Bea Arthur
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roaches, which have survived millions of years on Earth through floods, drought and nuclear war, laugh at your annoying little apartment explosion
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Mon April 18, 2016
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Memorial Consumer Desk at KABC reminds you that today is Tax Day and that millions of Americans are expected to file. "People have until midnight to file the paperwork"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Millions of bees live on hotel roofs in San Francisco. Obvious tag says well duh, there's no way they could afford an apartment there
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania is having a "Name the Swans" contest for a lake that is there. Let's give them our best suggestions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New kind of detective agency involving space, called "Air and Space Evidence". Subby would have gone with "Airlock Holmes" or "Low Earth Investigations"
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(WNCT Greenville)
 
 
 
Could Yellowstone SUPER volcano erupt soon? Could Donald Trump be our next president? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsiepop? Will the Cubs win it all? I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to add other stupid questions
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Sun April 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
For $1,000... Celebrating the 50th year of his career, this man has extensive knowledge of Jap Anus Relations, and Anal Bum Cover
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top scientist says that with all of the recent large earthquakes around the ring of fire "Current conditions might trigger at least four earthquakes greater than 8.0 in magnitude." Sleep well my friends
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Trump: "I don't want to waste millions of dollars going out to Wyoming many months before to wine and dine and to essentially pay off all these people because a lot of it's a pay-off." Wyoming: "Here, Sen. Cruz, have all our delegates"
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
As much as I hate variations on already perfect foods, I think I know what I'm making this weekend to go with beer and playoffs
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten classic rock songs radio stations need to stop playing NOW. Man. People get outraged over the silliest things
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
NASA take to Facebook to fight global warming denial. Relationship status: It's complicated
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have any driving superstitions? Subby will always only run 2 yellow lights and then will stop at the third
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets anger fans by profiting from 9/11 memorabilia. "The Mets have exhibited a rare blend of stupidity that should be preserved so that future generations can marvel at their ignorance"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marines send a squadron of EA-6B Prowlers to interrupt ISIS communications and frustrate users. Operation T-Mobile has begun
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can a Lego phone case protect an iPhone 6S dropped from 100 feet? Some questions just need to be answered
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hillary's strategy of not answering questions during the debate really paid off
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John McCain, who has done more to embolden Tea Partiers than Samuel Adams, bemoans the deep divisions within the GOP
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone questions the amount of acid Bernie has used. Not sure if she thinks its not enough or too much
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(Accounting Today)
 
 
 
Many large U.S. corporations paid zero federal income taxes. Next up - the revelation that all they care about is profits, pleasing their investors, and have no concern about the quality of the products they make
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Hillary plans to take big-money out of elections, by siphoning off all she can
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
19-year-old woman faces child porn and accessory charges for live streaming the rape of her 17-year-old friend by her 29-year-old boyfriend. "Friend" may not be the right word to describe that relationship. Or "boyfriend"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Al-Jazeera America signs off for the last time, leaving millions indebted
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Littoral lube failure proves costly for Navy, most relationships
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of billions of miles would be needed to adequately test the safety of driverless cars. Or they could start by seeing if one of them is able to navigate the 405 during rush hour
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My ex is offering to pay me a fair amount of cash if I hang out with him and be his friend. I'm worried that I'll look like a prostitute and get drawn back into a relationship, but I could use the cash"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Much like Cindy Lou Who managed to melt The Grinch's heart and got him to join in the celebrations in Whoville, even enjoying the roast beast, Donald Trump has melted Karl Rove's heart, with the latter's Super PAC moving towards an endorsement
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Wed April 13, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Emmitt Smith says are Cowboys closer to Super Bowl than record shows. Also talks about concussions and being Batman, so take it for what it is
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
On multiple occasions, Fox News has claimed that a "shrimp on a treadmill" study funded by the federal government cost $3 million. Which overstates the true cost of the study by $2,999,953
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Can Real Madrid bounce back against Wolfsburg? Can an English team get to the semi-finals? Can anyone stop Barça or Bayern Munich? This is your CHAMPIONS League discussion thread. Matches kick off at 2:45 pm EDT Tuesday and Wednesday on FS1 & 2
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jimmy Butler, who once admitted to removing the rear view mirror on his car because he "never looks back," has been making divisive decisions in the locker room this year
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines orders five full-flight simulators from CAE to train pilots, United will still continue to use planes parked on the tarmac to simulate real world conditions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Koreans who labored abroad in cold Siberian logging camps, or doing construction in the desert for 16 hours a day, explain that they put up with those working conditions because, compared to back home, they are the LUCKY ones
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, on the list of "most challenged books" in schools nationwide is a book that is full of scenes of incest, murder, adultery genocide, and graphic depictions of bestiality
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc Brassard quits as Canadian Olympic team's chef de mission, citing violations of Prime Directive
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Shane is once again in charge of RAW. Will Styles and Reigns clash? Will the Wyatts finish off the League of Nations? Will we all hit our mute button as soon as Dr. Phil shows? RAW is live on USA at 8 PM EDT/pre-show 7:30 PM EDT
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Apparently, UNC can't figure out two things: how to stop a last second 3-point shot to win the national championship, and how to enforce the state's new "bathroom bill"
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Sat April 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Vishu celebrations unleash Shiva
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Former NFL player files lawsuit over teddy bear company's sleep wear, because he equates innocent bedtime phrase parents have used for generations with his proud history of having knocked children unconscious
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian foodies unimpressed by inflammatory French video demonstrating one-pot recipe for pasta alla carbonara with creme fraiche and onion. "We're open to all kinds of variations on the carbonara, but this goes too far...désolé"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Benghazi panel has "lasted longer than the investigations into the federal response to Hurricane Katrina, the attack on Pearl Harbor, the assassination of President Kennedy, the Iran-Contra scandal, Church Committee, and the Watergate probe"
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so the Fark Weird News Quiz is back with a vengeance. With real questions this time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Andrew Moore was a WWII veteran raised in an orphanage who never married and outlived his friends. He died with no will, no instructions and no next of kin. But thanks to his neighbors, today he'll be buried as a hero at Arlington Cemetery
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian bee rustling is on the rise. Interpol on lookout for anyone carrying millions of tiny lassos
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook doesn't yet recognize "Polyamorous" as a relationship status, which means we're all being oppressed or something
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Questions you can expect to be asked during a routine traffic stop in Indiana: "Do you know how fast you were going?" "How many drinks have you had?" "Have you been saved by Jesus Christ?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's official: "Panama Papers: Putin rejects corruption allegations". Never believe in something until it's officially denied
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"There's little evidence that living alone is responsible for making us lonely. Research shows it's the quality, not the quantity of social interactions that predicts loneliness. What matters is not whether we live alone, but whether we feel alone"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Russia replaces its entire U18 hockey team roster right before the world championships due to multipe players testing positive for Meldonium. Which is apparently treated like aspirin over there
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Dennis Hastert is old and forgetful and in really bad shape, so let's not punish him any further for all those unfortunate molestations back in the day
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cut ties with Church of Scientology: ✓. Remove references of support for same sex marriage:✓. Delete information about political contributions made to Democratic candidates: ✓. GOP candidacy for senate seat ready for liftoff
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
In California, birth control prescriptions are now available from your pharmacists. So you can stop asking for them at the bank or the car dealership, if that's what you were doing before
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New studies conclude several millions years ago, a series of nearby supernovae explosions rained radioactive particles down on Earth, and might have kick-started a major climactic shift
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Dept of Labor issues job-killing regulations that will restrict brokers' freedom to recommend "suitable" investments, and will cost them at least $17 billion a year. THANKS OBAMA
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(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
The Villanova Wildcats shut down I-95 through Pennsylvania at rush hour yesterday afternoon when they flew back from the national championship and no one complained or threw batteries at the team or anything, which is weird for Philly
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You have to understand that it's the media's fault for asking gotcha questions like "How are you going to do these things?"
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
"Apple's Siri now smarter about questions on rape, suicide, and baseball. " Good to know that important subjects like baseball are being covered
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Tue April 05, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
New rules on tax inversions could turn the merger world upside-down
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson claims he is advising Donald Trump on SCOTUS nominations, says he is torn between Judge Judy and Judge Fudge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is a house an appropriate thing to put on a wedding registry? It actually says in the description they are seeking donations towards a down payment for a *second* home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
SCOTUS denies DC Madam lawyer's request to release information that would have had significant impact on the current elections, much to Ted Cruz's relief
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kitty Genovese's murderer has died in prison. Preliminary coroner's reports indicate that millions of his blood cells stood around and did nothing while a clot brutally blocked his heart
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
For decades millions of statin users have complained the drugs caused muscle pain and weakness and the medical community has chalked it up to their imagination. But now that it's been seen in a study of 500 people, they are VERY CONCERNED
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(Headlines & Global News)
 
 
 
Quantum spin Majorana fermions corroborate Kitaev at Cavendish. Gesundheit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The 1986 New York Mets show during their Championship season that yes, drugs and alcohol can help you win a title
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Not only have American teams claimed all of the NHL playoff spots, but Team USA beat Canada last night to win the IIHF women's world championship. USA. USA. USA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New revelations from the Panama papers; they were helping the Norks build nukes and the Syrian government bomb civilian targets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
I have the best relationship with women, the greatest relationship. Which is why I have to have my wife say so instead of me
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Mon April 04, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Much like the LGBT community, the National Championship is not allowed in North Carolina
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will we have a Super-Nova tonight? Or will the Tar Heels add more hardware to its trophy case? Where will you watch this epic matchup? It is your 2016 NCAA National Championship game thread, tip-off at 9:19 PM ET on TBS
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Supreme Court unanimously allows Democrats to keep stealing elections
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese censors are working overtime over the number of mentions their leaders got in the Panama papers
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not only did the Mets have to watch the Royals raise the championship flag in the season opener, they get to watch the Royals get their World Series rings in game 2
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major drug companies have raised prices over the past five years, sometimes doubling the prices of medications, according to an analysis by the No Shiat Sherlock Institute
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Once the closest of allies and best of chums, relations between Germany and Russia seem a mite frosty of late
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Finally, our first look at Bruce Timm's adaptation of The Killing Joke, which will feature Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy reprising the definitive versions of The Joker and Batman
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Connecticut is about to win its fourth straight women's basketball title and all the questions facing coach Geno Auriemma seem to amount to: Why doesn't anyone care?
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(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Concerned about losing state heritage, Wisconsin moves to preserve historic small hometown bowling alleys for future generations. "When I first met my wife, we bowled with her folks; that's how we got started"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series is back for its only race in a two month span when Norm and the kids hit the legendary short track at Martinsville for the Alpha Energy Solutions 250, 2:30 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
American Airlines drops free 24-hour hold on trip reservations. Apparently they were getting pressure from other airlines for being the last one to still have a policy using the word "free"
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lions DE Tracy Scroggins sues the NFL regarding CTE. Lawyers say the most damaging evidence that he suffered brain trauma is that he played his entire career in Detroit without being asked to be traded
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Questions still remain over the source of a mystery bacteria which killed 18 people in the Midwest. Health officials immediately wonder how a Carnival cruise ship made it all the way into Wisconsin and Michigan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A brief history of some of most notorious, successful and truly cringe-worthy April Fools day jokes. Come for the washing of the lions, stay for the Swiss spaghetti harvest
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And what the Mississippi Senate tries to take away on one hand, the law gives back on the other. Judge strikes down Mississippi's ban on same-sex adoptions
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you were busy worrying about Diebold's electronic voting machines, this guy spent the past decade manipulating Central and South American elections, and his boss is in talks with a U.S. candidate
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to release 67 track greatest hits album. I didn't know there were 67 different versions of Band On The Run
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Superman v Batman's critical drubbing has WB/DC executives so panicked, they're spending millions on reshoots for the upcoming Suicide Squad movie to add more "fun"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Fan Duel, Draft Kings announce they will suspend all wagering on college sports after a meeting with the NCAA in which colleges expressed horror than anyone might be PROFITING off the athletic exhibitions staged by their amateur scholar-athletes
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover ways to improve red tide predictions." Well, around here it's called shark week and it's still every 28 days
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Cities found to be home to populations of super-smart raccoons: "We've devised all sorts of ways of protecting our garbage, which all fail"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Next up on Trump's "problem" list of things he wants to get rid of: The Geneva Conventions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pentagon renames "fire bases." Subby votes for "Gun shooty locations"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
As if you needed another reason to stay out of Mississippi, they're about to pass a law that allows a place of worship to create an Army of God to protect congregations
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"The issue isn't merely that no one pays for porn anymore. It's that the entire media landscape has collapsed in on itself. Without a thriving video rental and PPV market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just learned my boyfriend uploaded videos of himself to a gay pornographic website; it's just him solo, but you can see his face. This is the best relationship I've had in years; what should I do? Should I stay or should I go?"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to able to give directions to your house by just saying "It's the murder house?' This is your lucky day. Bring money
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Wed March 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man games Wheel of Fortune for $76,000 by guessing the questions in advance (with video)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett increases his stake in Wells Fargo to 10%, after increased interest in their mortgage departments, banking divisions, stagecoach deliveries
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Told you Trump wasn't a Republican, he thinks government's top three functions are security, health care and education
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
San Francisco State University dreads the repercussions after black student argues with white student over his hair style
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Passive-aggressive solutions to first world problems
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Tue March 29, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scalia saves labor unions
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(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
[Windows 10 update notifications] were on display at the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying beware of the leopard
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Utah: Okay, you can have your abortions at 20 weeks and beyond. BUT, you have to give the baby painkillers first
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Gullible Glenn Beck swallows Ted Cruz affair allegations hook, line and sinker, says he'll drop him like a hot potato if true
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For first time in decade, Americans are eating more beef, thanks to cheaper options at fast-casual and fast-food chains, plus paleo diet fad. "Suddenly there is this extra supply of meat. You're going to have to somehow consume all of it"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Infant ear infections are down, but the autisms are increasing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Answers to some of your questions about Batman vs. Superman. Answers not included to questions such as, "WTF?" (SPOILERS INSIDE)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donald Trump aide loses it live on CNN after being told he can't deflect to talking points unrelated to questions
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Sun March 27, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mexico's Easter Eve celebrations included the usual festivities; egg hunts, reflections on Jesus, burning effigies of Donald Trump, and chocolate
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit claims that Old Spice deodorant causes a rash of skin irritations. I'm on a horse
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Sat March 26, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
With only two weeks left in the regular season, today's games are rife with playoff implications. Can the Caps secure the Presidents' Trophy? Can the Sharks stop choking long enough to secure a playoff birth? It's your Saturday NHL thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Are you clever enough to answer Google's toughest interview questions? The firm's brain teasers are so fiendishly hard they've been banned
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Friday Weird News Quiz is back, and if you answer enough of the questions correctly this week and see your name on the list, well, it'll be a Good Friday
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Today the NCAA Men's Hockey Championships start, first game is Northeastern and North Dakota, then Minn Duluth vs. Providence, and Michigan vs. Notre Dame. NU AND NDst currently on ESPN U, Mich and ND follows at 5:30
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
It's been 20 years since the first Resident Evil hit retailer shelves and the creator Hiroyuki Kobayashi talks about what it's like giving millions of people nightmares for two decades straight. (need to turn on subtitles in video)
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(RealProgress)
 
 
 
It appears the Clinton campaign has 'accidentally' mailed letters containing the wrong caucus locations to women who financially support Bernie Sanders' campaign in Washington. And Iowa. And Nevada. And Kansas
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
The Intex "Easy Set" swimming pool retails for anywhere from $35 to $500 depending on its dimensions, and it's perfect for storing low level radioactive water at your Nuclear Power Plant. "Excellent"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Palo Alto considers subsidizing housing for people making up to $250,000 a year. Which isn't surprising in a place where even the local soup kitchens require a jacket and tie, reservations and happily validate parking
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Thu March 24, 2016
(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Much like the nether regions of those who direct billions of tax dollars toward military spending, air force technology "hasn't been useful for the past seventeen years"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Millions of Brazilians have taken to the streets to demand the impeachment of president Dilma Rousseff." Woah, that sounds like a lot
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New observations in comb jellies shakes the butthole paradigm. Hey, new band name
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
New poll indicates 10% of Christians want the Bible to be the law of the land, not counting the sections where it's already illegal to buy a beer on Sunday
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The two women responsible for the voting debacle in Phoenix look like they would much rather be at the bingo hall instead of making sure the elections run smoothly
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Round up your chickens and ready your 2nd amendment solutions - she's baaaaaack
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since Texas passed a law in 2013 imposing new restrictions on abortion clinic, the number of abortions performed in the state has declined, by almost exactly the same number as the number performed in neighboring NM's has increased
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
XKCD's Randall Munroe is providing illustrations for school science textbooks now
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Tue March 22, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
A Trump presidency will outsource Supreme Court nominations to Coors brewery subsidiary
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
NewsFlash
 
Possible terror attack at Brussels Airport and subway station, two explosions so far, smoke rising from the terminal building. At least 28 dead, many wounded
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
Dish unveils "sports bar" mode to let subscribers with Hopper 3 DVRs watch four different games at once. Bring your own peanuts and drunken unsupported sports opinions
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Those wacky, waving, inflatable tube men were able to do something chicken wire and electric mats couldn't: Scare off the sea lions that invade the docks of Astoria, Oregon
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Mon March 21, 2016
(CBS 19 Tyler)
 
 
 
Paleontologist says that fossils from Noah's ark that guy found while digging in aunt's yard are really millions of years old. Stupid scientists
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Here's a tale from the first Whole Foods in Georgia. "Their previous grocery options being 'OK Kroger, sketchy Kroger, terrifyingly sketchy Kroger, Piggly Wiggly, or a Publix'"
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Workplace accidents led to 3,000 amputations in 2015. Mostly from employees trying to take the last doughnut out of the box of the person in the next cubicle
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Supreme Court continues to trample on an Americans' right to resort to "2nd Amendment solutions" when charged incorrect postage
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Strip state funding from cities that want to provide more worker protections than the state, says party of decentralized government
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Anti-Defamation League is redirecting donations Donald Trump made over the years and will put them toward anti-bias education programs that address exactly the kind of stereotyping and scapegoating he now embraces
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New relationship milestones include the first kiss, meeting the parents, sharing calendars, and updating the Facebook relationship status
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In 2014 Supreme Court nominee Merrick Garland was accused of protecting an arch-conservative judge charged with ethics violations who had suggested blacks and Hispanics were "predisposed to crime"
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Sun March 20, 2016
(NESN)
 
 
 
For the first time since 1988, when subby was in kindergarten, the Northeastern Huskies are Hockey East champions
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Sat March 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump questions Romney's Mormon background. Also demands sky prove that it really is blue, and calls into doubt the wetness of water
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Fri March 18, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Six NHL games on Friday night in a tight race for playoff spots. WTFark?: Only contest with implications is the Bruins and Ducks @ 10:00 PM EDT. Drinking gam...err. First games starting at 7:00 PM EDT. with Sens @ Sabres and Preds @ Caps
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
A man who was driving erratically and wrecked several deputies' cruisers in the process explains his actions to the arresting officers by stating the following: 'I'm out of my mind on drugs'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of brackets suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how GM nearly went under because they'd promised their workers billions of dollars in pension benefits but never actually put money in their pension fund? This is the same thing but with $72 TRILLION owed by governments worldwide
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones said that he, with the help of his pal Donald Trump, is "trying to save humanity" from an attack from Satan and his minions who plan on stealing space travel to spread the devil to the stars. No. Seriously
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As Confucius would say: Ah, So....: There WAS a virtual Bernie Blackout in the Media after all, at least when crunching the actual numbers about time spent on candidates. Hillary received 120 mentions to Bernie's 20
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fossilized T-Rex found in Montana determined to be pregnant female, prompting emergency State Legislature sessions across the US to ban abortions in the 16,250,000th trimester
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Thu March 17, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Siri, find sadness." "I found sadness for you: First Energy Stadium, Home of the Cleveland Browns. Would you like directions?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI Director James Comey: "The logic of encryption will bring us to a place in the not too distant future where all of our conversations and all our papers and effects are entirely private." He says that like it's a bad thing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
These kittens' interactions with a toy BB-8 droid prove that cats work for the Dark Side, something pretty much every cat owner knew already
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kerry describes ISIS killings as "genocide", which all right-thinking nations will honor as a clarion call to immediate action in the form of a 15% increase in the amount of clarion calls to immediate action
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Volkswagen investors file a $3.7 billion emissions lawsuit. Company vows to fight it, says plaintiffs are just blowing smoke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. Citizen and Immigration Services sees a 14.5% jump in naturalization applications so Latinos can vote for anybody but Trump
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pigeon pollution patrol possessing pollution prevention packs procure permission plus permit. Principal project person precautions pedestrians: potential pigeon pooping pollutants possible, pose potential predicament
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Wed March 16, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Rape kit system unnecessary since most accusations false, says: a) convicted rapist, b) your creepy uncle, or c) Idaho sherrif
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apple claims the DOJ actions would appall the Founders. And who would know better than a company owned by white males that uses slave labor?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump dismisses ad showing Trump's typical opinions of women, saying it's "sour grapes". All those chicky-babes just wanted a piece of ole Donald and they couldn't have him
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Tue March 15, 2016
(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
"The Board of Elections has terminated an Election Day worker who was allegedly involved in an argument with a fellow poll worker today." And by argument, they mean he pulled a gun on the other poll worker
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
US lifts trade restrictions banning Cuban cigars, rum. Thanks, Obama
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Hillary caught on a "hot mic" talking to Chris Matthews, trying to figure out why the fark Chris Christie is endorsing and campaigning for Donald Trump "Why did he support him? Did he have a debt?" Hey, she's just askin' questions here
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "'Suicidal deer' road sign gets mixed reactions from Iowa town"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 89 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious frack
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Has Tiny Hands PAC ordered to change its name. Suggestions to the right
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"America would never accept restrictions like what the EU has in place, so why should Britain?" Wait, you're taking advice from the colonies now?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A group of Trump supporters announced on FB they were forming "The Lions Guard" a militia to "protect" Trump's rallies from "agitators." Over 500 people expressed interest and were "asking for uniform suggestions." Well, the shirt color is a given
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Egotistical, chronic liar with legions of uninformed, sycophantic fans endorses egotistical, chronic liar with legions of uninformed, sycophantic fans
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You may not have the best relationship with your father, but at least he is not 'Nazi Dad'
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Sun March 13, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UK teen wins $250K at an international drone racing championship in Dubai. In other news there's such a thing as international drone racing
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Sat March 12, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Former Barenaked Ladies singer Steven Page has resorted to busking at train stations to make a living
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(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round five of Formula E championship with the Grand Prix of Mexico. Race is scheduled to be of Fox Sports 1 with green around 5pm ET but may be bumped to Fox Sports 2 or preempted due to basketball or soccer or something knowing Fox
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers have no idea why their solar supercondenser works, but that's not going to stop them
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
New report shows Maria Sharapova ignored five warnings that she was taking an illegal drug for the past ten years. Which shows that at least tennis is every bit as serious about drug violations as Major League Baseball
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Thu March 10, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
GE has slashed nearly $5 billion in long term employee obligations. But hey, they offered a 401K
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Wed March 09, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Congratulations to Oklahoma's legislature to drop all pretense and just outright Go There: Under bill in OK Senate anyone who performs an abortion in the state is guilty of first degree murder. Which, by definition, makes the mother an accessory
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Concussions affect women worse than men ... unless you hit a man in both brains
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
While you're struggling with your deductions this spring, you'll be relieved to hear that the oil industry can secretly claim more than a 100% tax rebate on losses in Alaska
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Round of 16 starts its 2nd leg at 2:45 PM EST with Gent at Wolsburg, Roma at Real Madrid. On Wednesday, Benfica at Zenit starts at noon, PSG in Stamford Bridge at 2:45 PM EST. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ho-Hum: Painting your fingernails. Yawn: Fingernail extensions. Fark: Gluing dead baby scorpions on your fingernails
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder what our new BFFs Iran have been up to since the world eased sanctions over the nuclear programme. Oh, hell
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Mon March 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Since its first victory in the 1860 election, the GOP party has suffered an internal schism every 52 years that has cost it the presidency, like the Bull Moose party in 1912, the defections after Goldwater's nomination in 64, or, wait what's 1964+52?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Hell has frozen over as Fox News hosts a Democratic Town Hall in Detroit. Sanders and Clinton can expect hostility and gotcha questions. But who can weather the storm? It's your Official Town Hall Discussion Thread, 6PM ET on Fox News
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
27 megacorps that pay less in taxes than you do. List to the left, discussions of how this is fair and ethical to the right
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
This Alabama Supreme Court decision on gay adoptions was so bad the U.S. Supreme Court reversed it without even hearing the case
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New breakup service sends e-mails, texts, phone messages significant others to end a relationship. Which is just slightly more inconsiderate than if the person was to break up by sending their own e-mail, text, phone message
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Some of the world's coolest bars can be found inside old schoolhouses, churches, railway stations, and pharmacies (slideshow)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republicans and God botherers trying to teach sluts a lesson, the latest DIY trend is abortions
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Going to hike in the Rachel Carson challenge in the summer. 35 miles in one day. Any training suggestions?
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
"Competitors from around the country and as far afield as Canada today descended on the Eden Project for the fifth annual World Pasty Championships, the greatest celebration of Cornwall's culinary gift to the world"
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama Supreme Court issues order dismissing petitions objecting to the U.S. high court's legalization of same-sex marriages ... and takes a swipe at Chief Justice Roy Moore
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
With millennials earning no more than their cohorts did 30 years ago, study suggests they should indulge their retro tendencies, and get involved in changing public policy to permit "collective bargaining" and forming "unions"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abortions for some, mini-sombreros for others
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Bitcoin network maxes out capacity to process transactions. Guess you won't be getting that shipment of oxycodone in time for Christmas this year
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Thu March 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces that he's decided to stay in Washington for "a few more years" after his presidential term is supposed to end. But don't worry, citizen, he'll allow elections to resume when he feels you're ready for them
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bethesda, MD man throws party that ends with 110 police citations
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(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Hospital announces operations are cancelled "because there is brown stuff running down the walls." You should have seen patients' faeces when they were told
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your office is too noisy to concentrate I'm sure your boss would have no problem if you put a giant riot-shaped helmet over your head to block out distractions and let you focus on the task at hand
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A male high school student "grabs" and distributes a female teacher's nude pics from her phone. Only one of them faces disciplinary actions. Which one?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the Tennessee Titans for having the #1 overall pick in "the worst offensive draft class in years"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
With Sports Authority filing Chapter 11, the Broncos need a new partner for stadium naming rights. Suggestions & reasons to the right
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"The condemnations of Trump have been a nonstop clamor, a roar that's drowned out all other political coverage. But Republican primary voters just don't give a shiat"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In tonight's weather report we see lows around 50° in the higher elevations with the valley reporting in at a balmy 52°
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Regrets? I've had none. None, people. None. Too few to mention anyway. And by the way, I did what I had to do, ok, and always saw it through without exemption. NO EXEMPTIONS
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The makers of Waze caution that you should double check directions in a war zone
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Georgia Democrats: How come we were given Republican ballots? And why does the system say we already voted when we didn't? Elections officials: Your fault, you trusted us. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor hangs out with a fan who displayed a poster of McGregor in his apartment. Millions of people just forwarded this to Kate Upton
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Will Don Quixote toss in the towel? Will Drumpf secure the nomination tonight? Will Clinton beat expectations? THIS is your Super Tuesday thread. (Polls start to close at 8pm ET)
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Mon February 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Beautiful microscopic images of tears reveal how chopping onions, eating spicy food and crying at the first 10 minutes of "Up" make each drop unique
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Senate confirmations changed when the word 'Bork' became a verb
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(Business Insider)
 
NewsFlash
 
Clarence Thomas asked questions
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Why is today February 29th instead of March 0th? In case you missed the explanations four years ago (or 8, or 12...), here's why we have a Leap Year
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Sun February 28, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can actually hear the sound of the GOP fracturing, as Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions endorses Trump
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Theme: Reactions Facebook needs to add
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Top British bonsai artist grows miniature versions of the hornbeam, Chinese elm, Scots pine, and the larch. "Trott's work requires monkish care of his leafy charges, which he intersperses with attendance at rowdy horticultural shows"
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Two California women with a combined age of 182 are living together as roommates in a house. That's really inspiring, so please accept this eviction notice with our hearty congratulations
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Bill Gates just releases super-secret climate science equation that explains how the world can lower carbon dioxide emissions "down to zero." Science points out formula didn't do that when it was discovered 14 years ago
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Fri February 26, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
If you're leaning on the 'intelligence' of the American people to make good decisions, consider that some of them actually believe- and are willing to attempt to prove- that Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey
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Thu February 25, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit goes through its furniture cushions and finds $50 million to spend
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Halliburton to cut 5,000 jobs due to low oil prices, number of Middle Eastern occupations
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Teenager who called in bomb threats to major airports received vaccinations as a child
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The art of lowering expectations: The Rubio campaign is now ok with losing a bunch more states because they think there will be a brokered convention
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Using the most comprehensive set of telescope observations ever assembled, astronomers found that the universe is dying. But it's gonna take a while
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's look at Trump's work overseas: In Panama, his condominium owners are trying to fire him. In Canada and Turkey, his business partners want to cut him loose. In Scotland and Ireland he claims to be making millions but so far is losing money
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Scientist builds time machine and travels back in time to give step by step instructions on how to build a time machine in an never ending loop of time machine building instructions
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Are you outraged by the Lingerie Fighting Championships?" No, that's not the first adjective that leaps to mind
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Tue February 23, 2016
(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
Legendary engineer Wes Clark, co-inventor of the minicomputer whose work underpinned revolutions in personal computing, computer graphics, and the Internet, is dead at 88. Good night, LINC man
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I have to say that I am delighted that Secretary Clinton, month after month after month, seems to be adopting more and more of the positions that we have advocated"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why is Trump winning? It's because Sheldon Adelson isn't pouring millions into the election yet
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what millions of hungry jellyfish sound like, today is your lucky day
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Meet the guy who spent his life building the opposite of McMansions
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Lawmakers pushing for billions of dollars to be budgeted for ships that can break ice in the arctic. Because Russia
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
As Harlem Globetrotters turn 90, Curly Neal says the team helped end segregation: "We weren't just entertainers. I truly believe that we helped ease many of the tensions that pulled at the country"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
What's a little child labor and sanctions violations between friends, brah? Shyeah. Check it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump wonders whether Marco Rubio is, you know, eligible to run for president. He's just asking questions
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Sun February 21, 2016
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Ever felt like cranking up your 3D printer and making fossil recreations suitable for living room décor? Well, finally now you can
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leo Komarov's hit on Ryan McDonagh earns him three games away from the Maple Leafs. Subby thought suspensions were supposed to be a bad thing
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
As if the diesel emissions weren't bad enough, Volkswagen made over 7 million currywurst last year
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Everybody's working for the weekend & for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? Do you need other beer-swilling Farkers to help you? This week I'm playing Galactic Civilizations 3. Recommended Minecraft seed: Wild Cherry Pepsi
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Boeing planes start and end with the number 7? Well, you're not alone since it's actually one of the most common questions they're asked to this day
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times tries to explain how a party that holds the vast majority of elected government positions is falling apart
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins and Kirk Cousins break off contract negotiations. I haven't seen Cousins in DC quit talking like that since Eleanor found out about Lucy Mercer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga tries being a runway fashion model. INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR
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Thu February 18, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Are you the only foodie in your family? Does this cause you problems in relationships? "I've realised my mother is happiest with steamed fish and boiled potatoes and my sister would like three courses consisting of crisps, packet ham and Haribos"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio doesn't like to go off script with the whole "questions" thing at town halls
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The first leg of the round of 16 begins this week with Zenit at Benfica, Chelsea at PSG, Wolfsburg at Gent, and Real Madrid at Roma. Matches kick off at 2:45 EST on Fox Sports. This is your UEFA Champions League discussion thread
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scalia's son dismisses conspiracy theories about justice's death. This will finally put the questions to rest: Yes, Scalia's own son is actually in on it
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you were dumb enough to buy subscriptions from a door-to-door magazine sales company, the Virginia AG has some good news for you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katrina Pierson, the bullet necklace wearing spokeswoman for Donald Trump, goes on tirade against the far right for their "idiotic opposition" to Planned Parenthood, saying they're more than abortions. We've gone through the looking glass, people
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Venture capitalists officially frown upon Zenefits employees using macros to skip the insurance exams. The moral of the story is that if you're going to ignore regulations, you should at least have the integrity to flout them openly like Uber
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The US had a cyberattack planned that would have targeted Iran if nuclear negotiations failed. It would have affected air defenses, communications, and if things had really gone bad, it would have played Coldplay nonstop until Iran surrendered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson will answer your questions live on May 15th this year. You'll have to speak up, he's wearing a towel
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mad Libs headline time: Starving witch boy in Nigeria named Hope receives donations of over 1 million Danish kroner
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Please note: safe gun storage locations do not include 'under your girlfriend as she flops into bed'
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(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell says the president's nominee deserves an up or down vote and that the nominee's ideology shouldn't be a factor at all, only their qualifications
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop error correction method for quantum computing based on Majorana fermions and logical qubits using a topological insulator
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(Activist Post)
 
 
 
Feds pour millions into program designed to track down just who exactly is starting all those Internet memes
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Sun February 14, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Deadpool shatters expectations and records with a $134 million opening weekend, becoming the second-biggest superhero debut of all time. Zoolander 2 is a bigger flop than the first, a soft #4 with $13 million, edged out by How to Be Single
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
NBA Slam Dunk Contest exceeded all previous competitions by leaps and bounds. Apparently, men CAN fly
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Sat February 13, 2016
(NBA)
 
 
 
The NBA mid-season showcase continues tonight from Drake's Toronto with the Taco Bell Skills, Foot Locker 3's & Verizon Slams competitions making up the State Farm All Star Saturday. This thread is brought to you by Fark. 8pm ET TNT, TSN4
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Audit finds pretty much every traffic court in Missouri is a cesspool of corruption and rights violations
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The one thing the divided House of Representatives could agree on? Relaxing junk food regulations
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Fri February 12, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down? Good, because you'll be shocked to learn that the "vaping Congressman" has received over $30K in donations from big tobacco over the last 5 years
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you set the date on your iPhone, iPad or iPod to January 1, 1970, congratulations on your new brick
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Indonesia seeks to stamp out same-sex relationships via the deletion of gay emojis
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why didn't the PBS moderators at last night's Democratic debate use any of their questions to advance Fox News' anti-Hillary propaganda? Fox News asks the question
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House proposes $19 billion NASA budget. Most money earmarked towards rocket launches, inevitable investigations as to What Went Wrong
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Guy eats at all 46 London McDonald's locations in one day. "I've learned about parts of London I didn't know, foods I didn't know, and areas of my body I didn't know could feel pain." Sounds about right
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer, the Miss Cleo of Stock Market predictions, says the Federal Reserve must change its course
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It rubs the vaginal secretions on the baby, or it gets the hose again
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Female mafia boss's nickname is "Prickly Pear Lips". I .... I have some questions
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
61% of Americans gain extra weight while on vacation. The other 39% ask "There are people who can afford to take vacations?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's shameless plug for brother's first music video. Wanted some Farkers opinions
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The relationship between the media and HRC explained. "You don't say you were blackmailed"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asks the question "Just who *is* Donald J. Trump?" CNN: Not just asking questions, but asking stupid questions
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The rousing success of Ayn Rand-style management continues as Sears Holdings announces 50 more Sears and Kmart locations will be closed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The top teams in the big leagues of European soccer don't want to have to earn their way into the Champions League
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Tue February 09, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. President, there are too many regulations nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican legislators did not pass a law that bans gay sex, but they did implement much needed protections for the state's chickens
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
If you already have nine DUI convictions, consider a better legal defense than "beer-battered fish made me drunk" when you come around for the tenth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"NH should answer a lot of questions" like "Who am I? Why am I here?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In Germany, even the train collisions run on time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FAA: Drone registrations have now surpassed registrations for piloted aircraft
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"When planned obsolescence stops being profitable enough, a phone manufacturer does appear to have options. One of which is to make phones that are larger and more droppable, more fragile and more likely to need servicing"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Lionsgate blames ISIS and "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" for the underperformance of "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2" forgetting to mention the asinine trend of splitting one book into two movies
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