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500 headlines found matching 'ions'
Tue April 28, 2015
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(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
Doc Brown & Marty McFly stop traffic cops to ask for directions to 1985
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jose Mourinho, manager of the Chelsea football club, defends his team's "boring" style of play, which means that a lot of his team's games are 0-0 ties instead of 1-0 offensive explosions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Only Fox news is willing to ask the really hard-hitting questions to give you the information you NEED to know, like "What is the country's most liberal fast food restaurant?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation's chief executive uses the "someone forgot to carry the one or something when doing our taxes but it's ok because everyone does it" defense when pressed about donations from various entities
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cheetos flavored popcorn is becoming the most popular snack at movie theaters, now offered only at locations which have completely orange seats
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
MIT confirms what we already knew, the greatest scientific minds and the resources of the United States are focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections
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Sun April 26, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia begins jailing people for twerking: "Debauched action is punishable by a range of sanctions from community service to three years behind bars"
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
In the US, you can't even bring a bottle of water into a stadium. In Serbia, soccer fans can bring their own stun grenades and road flares to games, presumably because they're really expensive at the concessions (pics)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Tyga decides to show his love of Kylie Jenner by getting a tattoo of her name on his arm. Unlike any relationship with a Jenner/Kardashian, the tattoo will be permanent
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Sat April 25, 2015
(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's episode of 'Orphan Black,' does Helena still talk to scorpions? Will the Castor boys come out to play and how will Sarah's reunion with Det. Art Bell go? Tune in just to see what Felix is wearing (9PM ET on BBC America)
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(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
In secret video leak, Hillary Clinton AGENDA to DESTROY all CHRISTIANS via MANDATORY ABORTIONS through OBAMACARE
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(229)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pakistani Free Speech Activist learns that actions can have consequences
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(When On Earth)
 
 
 
If you were a bird, this is what the world's most popular tourist attractions would look like to you
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Fri April 24, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day"
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYT sheds light on the bribery surrounding Clinton Cash. No no, not the Clinton Foundation donations, the guy that wrote the book and got paid a hefty sum by NYT
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(90)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's forecast calls for light rain, mild windy conditions and crashing cars bursting into flames
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(17)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tiny Michigan police forces defend receiving millions of dollars of US army surplus weapons and vehicles including bomb-proof Humvees, sniper rifles, grenade launchers and ... snowshoes?
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(37)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A massive sweep of gas stations finds hundreds of credit card skimmers, which will ensure customers will pay dearly for convenience
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(43)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three more women added to the cast of Bill Cosby Sexual Assault Allegations
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Native American actors walk off Adam Sandler's Netflix western after being subjected to jokes and situations they found offensive. In other news, if you find "squaws" named "Beaver's Breath" funny, you should get Netflix
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(147)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What do the Russians, uranium, and millions of dollars have in common? Hint: It ain't Iran
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(138)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
US to announce plans to reduce agricultural carbon emissions, first step includes not giving so much fiber to farm animals
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Note to police unions: If you kill a black man in a suspicious way, causing mass protests over your conduct, for the love of god, don't call the protests a "lynch mob"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You minions keep complaining about the 1%ers that are running and wrecking this great country but you're wrong, it's the 0.01 percent that own this country
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ripley's Believe it or Not releases the top 50 misconceptions that have become modern day 'facts,' including that coffee is made from beans, you can see the Great Wall of China from space and Everest is the world's tallest mountain
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Some vacation hotspots are so exclusive that people have to make reservations well in advance to get in. Noma in Copenhagen. Denis Island in the Seychelles. Auschwitz
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Wed April 22, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With a stroke of his gilded pen, His Imperial Majesty King Barack HUSSEIN Obama II will raise the wages of millions of Americans
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
ABC's 'The Muppets' revival to be 'more adult' and explore romantic relationship. Finally, that Gonzo, Fozzie, Beaker threesome we've all been waiting for
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(Time)
 
 
 
Police officers, firefighters and security guards have highest rates of obesity of all professions. Paul Blart nods approvingly
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(48)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League quarter finals wrap up as Bayern face Porto at home while PSG comes to Barca on Tuesday, followed by Monaco vs Juve, and the Madrid Derby on Wednesday. All matches start at 2:45
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(228)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver Police issue 196 marijuana-related citations during the 4/20 festivities in the city. Why? Because fark you hippies, that's why
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Tue April 21, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever have more than five? Congratulations, you're binge drinking. Let's all raise a glass to Alcohol Awareness Month
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(57)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gov. Chris Christie's approval ratings hit all-time low which could create a roadblock to his Presidential aspirations. Gov. Christie vows to cross that bridge when he comes to it
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The latest post-Citizens United campaign finance development: Having your Super PAC run your presidential campaign so to maximize the number of unlimited contributions you receive
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How can a big hole be the largest thing ever discovered? Isn't it the largest nothing ever discovered? Stupid scientitions
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(53)
 
(Wonk Wire)
 
 
 
New study finds that if states actually provide health insurance options to their people the uninsured rate goes down
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation says gay marriage will cause a rise in abortions, because if there's one group known for abortions, it's gays
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Sun April 19, 2015
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Can Rosberg do more than just whine about Hamilton's success? Will Ferrari continue to challenge Mercedes? Can Maldonado defy expectations by continuing to finish? This is the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Bahrain discussion thread at 11am ET on CNBC
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The most exciting amazing finish to a golf championship playoff you're going to see in a damn long time. Difficultly: LPGA
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(23)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered passage from "A Wrinkle in Time" puts a wrinkle in long-standing assumptions about Madeline L'Engle's political beliefs
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Sat April 18, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Just 76 people make 41 percent of all political donations. Does anyone on Team Drew have any of these people's numbers?
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity series stops at Bristol Motor Speedway to work out their aggressions and stop Ryan Reed and Jamie Dick with some good old fashioned short track racing at the Drive to Stop Diabetes 300, beginning at 1 PM on Fox Sports 1
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pirate Bay co-founder decries "inhumane conditions" in his Swedish prison. Those conditions? Denying him a Nintendo
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
All vodkas are odorless, colorless and flavorless. Which is why millions are spent on PR every year to make you think each one is unique
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When forced to choose between two equally undesirable options, the only thing to do was choose the most ridiculously expensive option
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Fri April 17, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans conspire WITH Obama to allow him to enact foreign agreements without Congressional modification, against Democrat objections
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Your "Friday News Dump Day" story: House quietly passes a bill that gives tax exemptions to mega donors to secret superPACs. Ah, nothing like legalized bribery to start off your weekend
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
MSNBC host Melissa Harris Perry, who loves to bash corporations for not paying taxes, owes the IRS $70,000
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(62)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Jewell Loyd taken first in WNBA draft by Seattle, leaving reporters with questions like "Who?", and "The WNBA is still a thing?"
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton represents everything Democrats claim to despise: war, secrecy, big money and seedy political connections
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Clinton Foundation: Whoa, whoa. You thought we said we'd *continue* taking foreign donations while Hillary runs for president. No, no, you totes misheard us. We said NOT continue taking foreign donations. Not. Continue. There, we good now?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The champion of women's right's foundation accepted money last year from nations noted for their defense of women's rights that included Saudi Arabia, U.A.E., and Oman. This year they didn't make the list
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(21)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
British snowboarder momentarily tells Gravity and Physics, "Screw you, you're not the boss of ME", pulling off the first "Quad Cork 1800″- involving four flips and five full rotations completed in mid-air and then safely landing on his feet
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
23-year-old sports fans in Washington D.C. have never witnessed the home team win a championship in any of the four major sports. Somewhere in Boston a 2-month-old baby nods his head in solidarity
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(53)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you made Hillary Clinton a burrito bowl. Your meaningless life is going to be under the media spotlight for the next year. And just when you think you've survived, the conspiracy theorists will all insist you fondled her beans
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee House approves of opportunity to lose the state millions of dollars in a lawsuit
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(54)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate: Sure I left my 4 year-old home alone at night, but it's not like I didn't give her instructions about what to eat and when to go to bed
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Wed April 15, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League soccer returns with the first quarter-final matches as Juve host Monaco and the Madrids reenact last year's final on Tuesday, followed by Porto vs Bayern and Barca at PSG on Wednesday. All matches start at 2:45 ET
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(118)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
I've got a great idea: Let's just tow the icebergs from Alaska to California and sell them some water! Seriously, we can't miss with this, we'll make millions! Who's with me? Guys? Anyone?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Who would have thought a pension "fix" developed to shaft state employees and unions developed by a rich Republican governor would backfire?
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(23)
 
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out how to get millions of liters of juice from one grapefruit, which is great if you like grapefruit juice but a lot of people don't
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(56)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Corporations are not subsidized by welfare payments to workers. If Wal-Mart and McDonald's vanished overnight, U.S. public assistance would substantially increase, which is the reverse of what the critics argue"
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(166)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Browns introduce a bunch of new uniform combinations, so they can at least look stylish when they lose games this year
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(34)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Netflix adding audio descriptions so blind viewers can "watch" Daredevil
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(148)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Government sets aside millions of dollars for victims of police torture in the corrupt tin-pot republic of Chicago
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(38)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Good: Man in online relationship finds out upon meeting woman for first time that she likes to swing. Bad: A bat
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(76)
 
(NASA)
 
 
 
Let's kick the tires and light the fires - SpaceX attempts ISS resupply and first-stage landing again today. Launch at 4:10 EDT, coverage starts at 3:00. Just Read the Instructions
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(343)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
How far down the list of "Annoying Problems That Need Government Regulations" do you have to go before you get to hair-dryer noise in restrooms?
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Mon April 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indiana decides that actually passing comprehensive LGBT protections is too much work, hires a PR firm to work on its image
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(61)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
SpaceX will yet again try to hit a bullseye with the Falcon 9 Rocket. Coverage starts @ 3:30 pm. UPDATE: Launch has been scrubbed due to weather conditions. Details in thread
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(126)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Back in my day, we wore onions on our belt and we didn't have your fancy Grand Theft Autos on your PlayBoxes and PX2s- the game was 'Twisted Metal' son
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From praise to derp, the political reactions to a Hillary announcement
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(77)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senator Paul, how do you reconcile your love of "no government" with your desire for "government regulating marriage"? Try to answer in less than three insults to my relationship with my mother, please
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(213)
 
(Some Fed Up Guy)
 
 
 
Don't like the Patriot Act? Want protections for whistelblowers like Edward Snowden? Then contact your reps and encourage them to vote for this
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(44)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Colorado program cuts teen pregnancy rate by 39%, abortions are down 42% and Medicaid birth-related costs dropped by $49 million. Naturally, Republicans are trying to kill it
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(90)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Anonymous follows up its contributions of nothing to #ows and to the Arab Spring by contributing nothing to the cause of the student protesters in Quebec
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(52)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Americans for Prosperity says bill goes against voices of "millions of Montanans." Except Montana only has 1 million people
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(132)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Great news, America: the World Endurance Championship kicks off today, and YOU can watch it LIVE, in its ENTIRETY, on Fox Sports 1 at 7:00 AM Eastern (assuming there are no high school football practices to pre-empt it)
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(32)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Slanted "whackjob" questions for Republicans: "Do you believe creationism should be taught or that gays should be discriminated against?" Democratic "whackjob" questions: "Do you think we should raise Social Security benefits?"
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(106)
 
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
A Colorado bill which would make it a felony to use explosive gases to produce marijuana concentrates at home "follows a rash of explosions and injuries resulting from amateur hash oil production"
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(89)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Raul Castro "In my opinion, President Obama is an honest man." Millions of conservative voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were silenced
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(61)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japanese university president asks freshmen to quit toxic addiction to smartphones. "It slows down brain functions and wastes precious time, he added"
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(22)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch is on the pole again, which has NASCAR devising foolproof plans for last-minute phantom debris cautions again at Texas Motor Speedway's Duck Commander 500 (ugh). Coverage begins at 7 PM EDT on Fox
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(838)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Wisconsin petitions to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin, Michigan counters with suggestion to rename Wisconsin to West Michigan
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(61)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A German man who had his penis enlarged with silicone injections claims it is now nine inches long and weighs ten pounds. That's big but it's not clever
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(198)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart to Kansas: "We should put the same petty, unnecessary and insulting restrictions on your spending. Maybe they'll motivate you to escape your culture of federal dependency"
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(235)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What would a guy whose image is on thousands of idealistic college students' shirts have to say about the warming US-Cuba relations?
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(74)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walgreens to close 200 stores, or approximately .0000002% of their total locations. If you didn't crack your forehead on a Walgreens storefront while reading this, you live under a lava field, or 50 light years away from any known habitable planet
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Thu April 09, 2015
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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(81)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Prominent mouth breathing Republican stooge claims that vaccinations are the new holocaust. Wait, did I say Republican?
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(185)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well, that didn't take long. Iran "misunderstands" framework. No deal unless all sanctions are lifted immediately
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(573)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Only one real game with playoff seeding implications tonight as the Bruins look to not fall in the playoff ladder. Two other games as well. It's your Wed Night Rivalry NHL thread. Game starts on NBCSN @8pm EST
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(119)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
"More than six percent of American synesthetes, especially those growing up in the late 70s or 80s, have color associations that perfectly match a particular Fisher-Price fridge magnet set"
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(60)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
New robot that costs $30,000 will free millions of workers from lives of drudgery and manual labor. Also from paychecks, but that will just make us all richer like off-shoring did
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(208)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers identify spider species able to change colors to blend in with background, meaning there could be like MILLIONS of them around you right now and you'd never know it
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says that when he ended race-based college admissions as governor in 2000, it caused minority enrollment to rise. Slight problem: No it didn't
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(86)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Like basketball? Congratulations, modern-day slavery in America is your fault
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
NCIS report on Bowe Bergdahl raises new questions. Like how long is CBS going to drag this show out? 12 seasons? Christ, that goth chick is like 50 years old
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(129)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
BB King hospitalized due to diabetes-related complications. Eric Clapton immediately becomes the greatest blues guitarist in the world for the duration of King's stay
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(99)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the Supreme Court has ruled that Corporations are people, these "people" demand their civil rights. So fark you, gays and minorities, money comes first
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(158)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Bakery that refused to make an anti-gay marriage cake for evangelist receives $13,000 in donations in four days
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(124)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's the NCAA Division I basketball championship game between the Badgers of Wisconsin and the Suckers of Duke. Tip-off is at... Holy Fark, 9:18 pm Eastern. Come on, these kids have class in the morning
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(837)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What do the Spurs need to do to win the Championship this year? Nothing differently than they've been doing all along
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(16)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
News: Scott Walker aide reports to prison for felony misconduct conviction. Fark: There are five more staffers and 15 more felonies to go in the investigation. Double Fark: This is only the first of two investigations
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(98)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Food on the floor, Physicist catnaps" The inside look at the Iran negotiations
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(67)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Greek finance minister says Greece will "meet all obligations" in repaying the EU bailout. He said this while waiting for a plane to take him to anyplace in the world that won't extradite him back to Europe
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(54)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With only one more week left in hockey's regular season, teams are vying now for playoff positions - come see where they stand. It's your Week 26 NHL power rankings
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(83)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Australia has a difficult relationship with rabbits, so they celebrate Easter with the Easter Bilby instead. Aw, how cute. **click** GAAH
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(37)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Truly astounding is the diversity of visions for fixing Chicago: you can go the polls and select either Obama-acolyte leftist gibberish or Detroit-style leftist gibberish. Authentic frontier gibberish remains strictly an Indiana/Wisconsin thing
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(92)
 
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Coast Guard checks out substance in water near Cleveland. Evacuations ordered when the substance was identified as Lake Erie
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(20)
 


Sat April 04, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seven Fast Seven Furious hits $120 million at the international box office because foreign markets just love cars, explosions, and bad acting
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(58)
 
(FIA Formula E)
 
 
 
It is time for round six of the Formula E championship as they take to the track at Long Beach. The high pitched whine, the car changes, the clownshoes. Coverage starts at 6:30pm EDT on Fox Sports One unless they decide to bump it for curling
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(42)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Britain's Isles of Scilly is seeking a new constable for the world's most cushy police posting. Qualifications include knowing how to deal with wandering sea pups, catching speeding golf cars and saving goldfish"
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(23)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The buyer of a homeless shelter who arranged for all homeless to be taken aboard buses to unknown destinations "up north" revealed to be none other than the town itself
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(134)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At $11,000 per person, the priciest Passover retreat in the world features traditional Jewish activities such as trapeze classes, recording sessions, petting zoo
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(13)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Phoenix area gas stations can now remove vapor-reducing nozzles first installed in the early-'90s because using them with modern automotive fuel systems has led to the release of more fumes
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Wapo asking the tough questions that really matter. Like: Why is the White House Easter Bunny always so creepy?
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(69)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blue Bell halts operations at Oklahoma plant after six more victims of listeria fortified ice cream reported
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To get away from it all, hipster A-list celebrities, supermodels, and millionaire playboys take their vacations in Uruguayan fishing village you've probably never heard of
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(55)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
North Dakota lawmakers vote 2-1 against providing any legal protections to their state's LGBT population, so the Fargo, ND newspaper decided to name and shame all of them
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to China: "This administration really doesn't care about your human rights violations. It's all just for show"
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(34)
 
(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Ex-IRS ethics office lawyer disbarred for ... ethics violations
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(46)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Judge: "I know you spent nearly seven years of your time and millions of dollars in investors' money salvaging a ship, but with a fraud investigation ongoing you lose the rights to trying to salvage it"
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(25)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Some people in the comics industry want to ban cosplay at comic conventions because it "contributes nothing" to the industry and gets in the way of venders doing business. In related news Alfred was right, some men just want to watch the world burn
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(78)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A look at what it's like to be a child actor in the Star Trek franchise. Of course it mentions the train wreck trajectory of Brian Bonsall; how could it not?
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(38)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Japanese scientists have developed a new strain of onions that neither smell nor cause you to tear up when you cut them. Okay, so it ain't a cure for cancer, but at least they aren't creating radioactive monsters. This is Japan, after all
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(9)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
U.S. mercenary syndicate Blackwater: Screwing missions up and taxpayers over since 1997
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(56)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(The Verge)
 
 
 
For Windows 10, the applications formerly known as Windows 8 apps, Metro apps, Metro-style apps, Modern apps, Windows Store apps, and Universal apps will now be known as Windows apps. Tomorrow, they may be P-Diddy apps
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(62)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man killed by falling tombstone while hanging Easter decorations at the family gravesite with his wife. Well, at least it was a convenient way to go
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(74)
 
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
South Korea annoyed that China and Japan are attention whores when it comes to cherry-blossom hoopla, declare that those nations' cherry trees are in fact Korean. And so began the Cherry Blossom Wars
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(40)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Medical scientists discovered that a medieval eye salve containing onion and garlic can cure MRSA. See? The onions on their belts were there for a reason
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(52)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Nearly all new champions, a resurrected Deadman, and Ronda Rousey's over 9000. The Rollins era begins tonight on WWE Raw: Smark Christmas edition (8pm EDT USA/9.99/Pre-show 7:30pm EDT)
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(2188)
 
(Columbia Chronicle)
 
 
 
What do urban parakeets, dandelions, and squirrels have in common? They're all evolving, while you're sitting on your ass reading Fark
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(19)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Norman Reedus discusses the major implications for Daryl in season six of The Walking Dead in the wake of "Conquer"
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(120)
 


Sun March 29, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Humpy Koneru moves into the Women's World Chess Championship quarter finals, because Fark never has enough news about chess, or Humpy Koneru
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(12)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research provides revelations about the most energetic event in the universe-the merging of two spinning, orbiting black holes into a much larger, even blacker hole
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(33)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Did Zayn Malik quit One Direction because he was tired of the Illuminati controlling his social media accounts in an attempt to manipulate public opinions about gay people?
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(31)
 
(Homer Tribune)
 
 
 
"Captain Donald Alexander Malcolm Jr., 60, died Feb. 28, while smoking, drinking whiskey and telling lies. He died from complications resulting from being stubborn, refusing to go to the doctor, and raising hell for six decades"
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(61)
 
(Big America News)
 
 
 
Obama orders homosexual chemtrail missions in Indiana due to religious freedom bill. You heard it here first. Spread the word before the black helicopters come take you away
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(59)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Prisoner obtains mobile phone in jail, uses it to set up fake web domain to issue fake bail instructions and then escape. I mean, how often do you look at a man's bail instructions?
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(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Switching back from a smartphone to an older-style "dumb" phone? Congratulations. "There's now a growing cachet in sporting a dumb phone, seeking relief from the compulsion to constantly check emails and social media"
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(112)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Next up in RFRA debacle roulette. NFL 'studying implications' of Indiana religious freedom bill
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(110)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Germanwings crash co-pilot and his girlfriend were having a "serious crisis in their relationship." Apparently mass murder was an available remedy
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(227)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dropping all pretense whatsoever, The big Wall Street banks, including Citi, JP Morgan, Goldman-Sachs and BofA are reportedly considering suspending all campaign contributions to Democrats until they somehow muzzle Elizabeth Warren
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(190)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A fierce legal battle with millions of dollars in royalties at stake has broken out over a 100+ year old song whose lyrics total only 16 words
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(80)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Berkeley has an ambassador program to assist people with directions, keep the streets clean and such. Let's meet Ambassador Suckerpunch
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(20)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
NCAA: We don't know why you did this. If you want $$$ we can help. But if you want bigotry, we have locations other than Indiana. Locations that don't advertise bigotry. If you repeal, that will be the end of it. If not, we will take our $$$ and go
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(270)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Lululemon 4Q sales stretch beyond expectations
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(25)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Payday lenders would like to warn you that the new payday loan regulations are an affront to good business and they will repossess this country so fast, it'll make your head spin
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(137)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
How airports get their strange abbreviations. ORLY
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(109)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Lawyer who worked tirelessly to defend and exonerate toxic pollution corporations sues neighbor for smoking
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(59)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Confessions of someone charged with the most difficult, dangerous job in Kentucky: Teacher responsible for educating students on evolution
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(192)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly to Cruz: "So what have you actually accomplished?" Well, there was putting millions of people out of work for a month, not getting Obamacare repealed, and denying any of that actually happened
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(167)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Because if anybody know how to make food healthier, it's the people who made billions from turning tomatoes into ketchup
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(21)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Two of the best wrestling promotions today air their business on Wednesday nights. Unfortunately, it's at the same time, so this is your NXT/Lucha Underground clusterfark thread (8 pm ET on WWE Network and El Rey Network respectively)
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(129)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alpha Delta fraternity facing 'disciplinary sanctions' that range from double secret probation to permanent revocation for violating Dartmouth's zero point zero policy against branding pledges like a steer
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(72)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Obama blows off meeting with head of NATO, but c'mon - that whole thing about European nations being important is a complete right-wing fantasy made up in a shadowy Koch Bros. underground lair
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(64)
 
(PR Web)
 
 
 
Church of Scientology LA hosts disaster preparedness open house and expo to prepare Los Angelenos for disasters like earthquakes, wildfires, hydrogen bomb volcano explosions, the return of Xenu, and worst of all, a Battlefield Earth sequel
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(44)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Weasel Zippers)
 
 
 
Turns out Mos Eisley is a wretched hive of scum and villany as ISIS uses "Star Wars" Tunisian sets as terrorist way stations
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(90)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Proving he ain't all that smart after all, Neil DeGrasse Tyson slams Florida for banning the words "climate change" in official state communications by saying, "I thought as a nation we were better than this"
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(163)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Much like Tom Cruise's relationships, Witcher 3 has 'several beard states'
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(72)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is Obama using "Operation Choke Point" to strangle businesses he doesn't like? Does it involve Force Choking? Would that make Obama a Sith Lord? And Biden his apprentice? Fox News asks the questions
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(148)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Amazon, recently ordered to start collecting sales taxes from Massachusetts residents, gets millions of dollars of tax credits from Massachusetts for its own taxes. Taxes
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(12)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you thought relations between Obama and Netanyahu were strained before: "Israel leaked details of Iran nuclear deal to Congress"
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(335)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study: Colorado's pot is more potent than ever: "Current THC levels are three times as high as the concentrations in the street strains of the 1960s and '70s"
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(169)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Survey finds that many acne patients don't take their medications. Apparently the study was done at the front counter of McDonald's
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(15)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Boeing has successfully obtained a patent for a 'Force Field' technology designed to protect targets from fatal explosions and shrapnel
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(111)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
80-year-old guy banned from all 1200 plus Sainsbury's locations, because he accidentally bumped a fellow shopper with his mobility scooter
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(62)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Five weirdass home inventions that straddle the line between functional and crazy. But I could totally use a backpack umbrella, yeah (not a slideshow)
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(28)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Shortest path problems, a key feature of graph theory with a whole lot of pretty obvious real-world applications, get insanely deep very fast. Google Maps does this for us now and we don't even really think about what a complex task it is"
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(45)
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Pundit wants to eliminate the word "taxpayer" when discussing budgets because of its negative connotations. Subby suggests other more accurate terms, such as "theft victims" or "patsies"
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(126)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Logan Stieber becomes the fourth wrestler in NCAA history to win four national championships, leads Ohio State to its first team national championship. But he didn't do it with a broken freakin' neck
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(16)
 


Sat March 21, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Unlike most other spectator sports, curling is much more enjoyable to watch on TV, and this has caused attendance at live curling competitions to sink like a stone for the past decade." Oh look, a use of the word 'enjoyable' you've never seen before
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(27)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You better count those bullets. Check those corners. Make sure if that blood splatter is fresh or not. RESIDENT EVIL REVELATIONS 2 is here and it's bringing all the zombie gore you can ask for
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's the final day of the 6 Nations, with England, Ireland and Wales all looking for the title. It starts with outsiders Wales at Italy (8.30am ET), before Scotland v Ireland (10.30am ET) and England at home to the French (1pm ET)
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(19)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Alligator." "Alligator who?" "Congratulations, you're on the jury"
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(47)
 
(Daily Star (Lebanon))
 
 
 
Iran tells Obama to stick his negotiations up his diversity
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(88)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tom Cotton is worried about US interference in foreign negotiations. That's the joke
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(191)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
United Nations: Today is International Happiness Day. Ireland: You're about nine days late
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Gee, aren't those internet connections on planes great? Sure, hackers can TURN OFF THE ENGINES but that's a small price to pay to be able to Fark all the way to Miami
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(46)
 
(Descrier)
 
 
 
A London council has launched an investigation into allegations that pupils at a primary school were banned from watching today's solar eclipse "for religious reasons"
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(21)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
The New Jersey mayor that refused to answer questions is now channeling all questions through his Voodoo doll figurines
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(17)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Janis Joplin biopic starring Amy Adams has hit Jackie Jormp-Jomp proportions after the film's production company sues itself
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(66)
 
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
"Investors count on financial institutions to tell them the truth about how their investments are being managed..." the NY Attorney General started to say before bursting out laughing
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(6)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Never mind the half dozen other health code violations, Perkins manager wants you to know their roach infestation was "an isolated incident"
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(29)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Elections have consequences
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(183)
 
(New Statesman)
 
 
 
"We are the only species known to seek out negative sensations deliberately. You don't see animals gorging themselves on wild chili peppers. A taste for pain seems to be one of the defining characteristics of being human"
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(60)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Well, is there any proof that Obama DIDN'T try to nuke Charleston? Why won't he give us a straight answer? We're just asking questions here, you know
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(107)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Molly Ringwald and Ally Sheedy believe The Breakfast Club made people see them in the simplest terms and most convenient definitions
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(45)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
So, apparently, Governor Scott has not only hired the Umbrella Corporation to do standardized testing, but now he's hired Carol from The Walking Dead to write the instructions for them
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(87)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Maier's glove, used during the 1996 American League Championship, brings in $22,000 at auction. Nice catch
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(4)
 
(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Intrusive Federal regulations force closure of small family business, puts 34 out of work
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(87)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Round of 16 wraps up as Monaco hosts Arsenal, and Atletico takes on Leverkusen on Tuesday, with Barcelona vs City, and Juventus at Dortmund on Wednesday. All matches 3:45 ET
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(258)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Billions of planets in the galaxy could hold life, no word on if any of those planets include names like Tatooine or Melmac
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(42)
 
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Oh the huge manatee populations
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(61)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Massive solar storm earlier this week is producing some incredible Northern Lights in southern locations now. You should go out tonight and have a look
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(49)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boeing is top beneficiary of "megadeals", tax exemptions paid out by governments competing for business. Somebody give that CEO a bonus
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(18)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apple Pay is super easy to set up. So easy in fact, six percent of transactions are fraud
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(78)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The world uses Celsius because they are sheep, incapable of free thought. Also, Celsius is impersonal and easy. The U.S. alone champions the human condition and correctly uses Fahrenheit because it is based on comfort relative to the environment
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(170)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two traffic judges dismissed 24,000 pending red-light camera ticket cases Monday, ruling that the program violates the law, putting an end to millions of dollars in easy revenue for the state
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(53)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Congratulations new TV station, you've managed to drop the C-bomb right out of the gate *facepalm*
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(61)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
White House: We have been so transparent, the country doesn't need the Freedom of Information Act to apply to us anymore. Anyways, we changed the regulations and now it doesn't. See? Transparency
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(140)
 
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Laser-imaging drone to hunt out unexploded bombs in war-torn nations
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(16)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Although it conjures up romantic notions of brave souls delving into the spirit world to go on personal visionquests, in real life don't do mushrooms with your girlfriends and go wandering in the desert
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(66)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
If you are able to solve this puzzle, agent Rick Deckard would like to ask you a few follow-up questions
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(57)
 
(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Coast Guard scraps plan to test its members' physical fitness, cites the extreme difficulty in counting pull-ups in remote locations. In other news, life vest futures are up 20 points
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(68)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Are you smart enough to have worked for Thomas Edison? If you don't know the answers to very important questions such as "What state has the largest amethyst mines?" or "What part of Germany do toys come from?" you probably aren't
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(97)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Vatican sanctions military force to protect Christians in the Holy Land. This is not a repeat from 1095
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(159)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Browns consider signing free agent WR who tied subby in touchdown receptions last year
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(39)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The 20 most over-rated actors are living on reputations no longer deserved. It's a pretty complete list. So, let the naming, shaming and blaming begin
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(143)
 


Sat March 14, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Week 4 of the 6 Nations sees Ireland looking to move closer to a Grand Slam against Wales (10.30am ET), Scotland hoping to recover some dignity against England (1pm ET) and Italy aiming to take advantage of France's erratic form (Sun 11am ET)
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(16)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Carl Sagan's son proves that the apple can, in fact, fall very, very, very far -- billions of miles, perhaps -- from the tree
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(123)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
UN may end sanctions on Iran as part of the nuclear deal
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(102)
 
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's longest-serving passenger train goes into the twilight after 25 years of service, 1.16 million passengers served, and 470 circumnavigations of Earth
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you want to get an idea of what DT hallucinations actually sorta LOOK like, check out this gallery of incongruous, twinned sheepdogs
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(8)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"McDonald's is a lowbrow fast-food restaurant that symbolizes excess and bad decisions, and the company should embrace it"
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(93)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Suit up Will Ferrell, you've got to play 10 positions for 10 baseball teams today. GO
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NASA running out of plutonium for future space missions
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(43)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt's movie studio options rights to Stephen King's '80s sci-fi short story The Jaunt. Took longer than you think, Dad
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(94)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nobody asks the hard-hitting questions at a share-holders' meeting like a four year old
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(8)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Study finds some emotions may spur urge to pick or pull at skin, hair, nails - like you're doing right now. STOP IT
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(18)
 
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Glory days, in the wink of a young girl's eye, a half court buzzer beater to win the state championship
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Bananas from Tesco are infested with hundreds of deadly Brazilian wandering spiders whose bite can cause painful four-hour erections"
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(131)
 
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Getting an elaborate tattoo to commemorate your favorite team's championship? It's probably best to wait until they've officially won
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(26)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio attempts to show off his mastery of the Middle East when questioning John Kerry about the Iran negotiations and ISIS. He didn't fare as well as he'd hoped
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(127)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League continues with the second round of R16 matches beginning on Tuesday with Porto v Basel, and Madrid v Schalke, and on Wednesday with Chelsea v PSG, and Bayern v Donetsk. All matches at 2:45
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(397)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Greece demands Nazi reparations from Germany. Amount equal to Greece debt to Germany is purely coincidental
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(89)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama is to blame for the Iran letter since he was going to veto any review of the Iran negotiations that he wouldn't explain to the Senate anyway. So, uh, divided government for the win
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(182)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Seven unanswered questions by Hillary" Who killed Vince Foster? Does Bill prefer to get it on in a blue dress? Why did you personally oversee Benghazi? Did you orchestrate Berghazi? What is the square root of a million? Whooooo are you? Who? Who?
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(88)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Some Mahalo)
 
 
 
"Blizzard conditions have shut down the road to the summit of the mountain, poor weather is forecast for the next several days, and webcams have been blinded by the snow. This has been your weather for Hawaii, stay tuned for sports"
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(22)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you praise your children? Yes? Well, congratulations for making them narcissists
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(60)
 


Mon March 09, 2015
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Woman to spend time in the pokey for illegal butt injections
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(28)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
US places sanctions on 7 Venezuelan officials, thus officially opening the spring 2015 change-of-regime season
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(45)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Will Tony and Cherie Blair get divorced? The Daily Mail is just asking questions
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down before you read this, but it seems the International Cycling Union actively colluded with Lance Armstrong to suppress doping accusations for over a decade. The balls on those guys
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(31)
 
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Greece: The paradox, the trap and the three options
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(18)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Congratulations on getting a flu shot last fall. Here's your "I Survived Flu Season 2015" t-shirt
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(69)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Dolphin trainer found dead after accusations surface that he abused dolphins. The main suspects in the death are, strangely, all dolphins
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(28)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Boxing returns to NBC with a couple of bouts expected to bring the fireworks. It's the Premier Boxing Champions viewing thread. Broadcast begins at 8:30pm Eastern
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(109)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Why E=mc^2 with no equations, just a simple thought experiment
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(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How drones and Google Earth are helping archaeologists uncover lost civilizations, "In the end it was two hours of work to find something that I've spent years trying to find"
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How booze helped build America. From drunken voters to soused sailors, U.S. history does not walk a straight line when it comes to the country's relationship with alcohol
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
2 Chainz smokes the world's most expensive joint using $800 cannabis wrapped in 24k gold rolling paper. And people claim rappers make poor financial decisions
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(60)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
61-year-old man writes to an 11-year-old girl, thus beginning an 18-year relationship that, despite the math, does not add up to "creepy"
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(44)
 
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Man gets five day jail sentence for defecating in a potted plant in a government office building and explained his actions to police: "Sometimes you have to let the bear outside the woods"
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senator Bob Menendez ("D-onations") will be brought up on federal corruption charges as soon as we can find a fed who isn't corrupt
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two NFL players to donate their brains to science. Researchers turn down a similar offer from Pete Carroll after realizing his doesn't work well under game deciding conditions
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(25)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thank you for inviting me to speak to you about one of America's greatest institutions: free and independent press. No questions, please
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(26)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
McConnell postpones the Iran sanctions vote, finally gets a brain. All he needs is a heart and we can go see the Wizard
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(30)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP unveils bill to prevent discrimination against religious organizations that discriminate
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(108)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
University installs "pee power" urinal capable of streaming energy to off-the-grid locations
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(15)
 
(Orange News)
 
 
 
"Nominations are now open for the annual Shed of the Year contest in which Britons each year show their eccentric affection for their garden refuges"
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WLS set to drop Rush Limbaugh after he proves there is an inverse relationship between assholery and advertising dollars
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(144)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey mayor that forbade questions at public meetings is discovering that being a dictator is no easy task
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(29)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Republicans introduce "Internet Freedom (for Corporations and ISPs to Screw Over Customers) Act"
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(271)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ringling Brothers Circus agrees to stop featuring elephants due to allegations of abuse, elephants declare they will never forget
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(58)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Is Elizabeth Warren a murderer? The Boston Globe is just asking questions
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(39)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Seinfeld's "Mr. Kruger" passes away, donations to The Human Fund may be made in his honor
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(50)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
India bans documentary of rapist's confessions over fears of public disorder, suggests producers of the video should just lie back and think of India
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(134)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Prohibitions and fines do scarcely anything, so we decided to solve the problem our own way. Now, St. Pauli pees back"
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You probably have an awful mayor if the mayor decides you can't ask questions at township council meetings
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(20)
 
(Digital Spy UK)
 
 
 
Windows 10 will run on wearable devices, although if Bill Gates thinks I'm dropping down 85 versions from my desktop OS he's sadly mistaken
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(56)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having resolved all the major questions about life, the universe, and everything, scientists decipher why Indian food is so delicious
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(91)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia woman whose execution was delayed last week due to snow and ice has her execution delayed once again due to partly cloudy conditions
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(113)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
List of the least plausible solutions to the Fermi paradox
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(103)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Doc Brown: If my calculations are correct, when this baby passes GO, you're gonna see some serious shiat
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(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you 16 or 17 years old and live in Brattleboro, Vermont? You might be able to vote in local elections real soon
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(52)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In an effort to give America a better representative democracy, SCOTUS could rule that independent redistricting commissions are unconstitutional
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(226)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Why are you spending all that money on fancy skin lotions when you could just be using cheap oil instead
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(64)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Some politicians will be remembered as great politicians, diplomats or champions of democracy; some will just be "Britain's Rob Ford"
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(20)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
William Shatner couldn't attend Leonard Nimoy's funeral, but he could attend a Twitter Q&A where he answered fan questions about his absence and what it was like to know the most iconic Vulcan since Roman times
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(62)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Here are 15 things you may not have known about Leonard Nimoy. Yes, it mentions his photography, though not that it involved large naked women
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(23)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Six Nations picks up again today, with Scotland and Italy fighting for the wooden spoon (9.30AM EST), France and Wales both aiming to keep their hopes alive (12PM EST), and Ireland and England meeting for a potential title decider (Sunday 10AM EST)
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(16)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC 184, Ronda Rousey defends her championship against Cat Zingano, Holly Holm makes her UFC debut against Raquel Pennington. Fight Pass prelims at 7 PM ET, Fox Sports 1 prelims at 8 PM ET, main card PPV at 10 PM ET
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(706)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Sam Mendes opens up about why wanted to direct the upcoming James Bond film SPECTRE and surprisingly doesn't list "crap tons of money" as one of his motivations
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(41)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Mashable)
 
 
 
16 optical illusions that are more fun than that damn dress
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(105)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police force's faith-based initiative ignores all religions except for Christianity. To be fair, all those other guys are just going to hell anyway, so who cares
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(76)
 
(Cambridge News)
 
 
 
How MND / ALS sufferer Stephen Hawking defied the odds and outlived all medical expectations
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(37)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "If I can take on unions, I can take on ISIL" which is true. I remember when the teachers union beheaded my son's principal because they wanted a pay raise and didn't trust guys who palled around with royalty
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(97)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
After she and her children caught Disneyland measles because she didn't believe in vaccinations, woman is beginning to rethink her stance on vaccinations
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(126)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Apparently the President's 'lead from behind' attitude is working against the Islamic State because other nations are stepping up to the plate - as he intended
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(86)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(San Francisco Globe)
 
 
 
Buying an older house can turn into a fascinating history lesson as you discover improvements and modifications made by previous owners. Such as realizing your walls are stuffed with dead animals wrapped in old newspapers for insulation
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(61)
 
(NY City News)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that hippos did not, in fact, have relations with pigs
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(31)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Despite the 100-hour work weeks, and sex everywhere that you dream to be true on a cruise: Confessions of a cruise ship worker are really about taking pics of your boobs
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(43)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Craft brewers increasingly threaten to file lawsuits against one another over trademark violations of their treasured quirky beer names. Ironically, at least 45 different American breweries use "hipster" to name their beer
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(61)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
People can live longer or people can have pensions, but not both. Sorry
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(143)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The Champions League Round of 16 continues this week, with Man City facing Barca and Juve hosting Dortmund on Tuesday, while Bayer Leverkusen hosts Atletico Madrid and Arsenal hosts Monaco on Wednesday
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(141)
 


Tue February 24, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After being exonerated in the deaths of millions of people, rats look for a marketing team to get their good name back. Raturday, anyone?
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(93)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is this you? 'Impulsivity, inattention, and/or executive dysregulation, such as high distractibility, impulsive decision making, poor time management, difficulty following directions, etc.' Congratulations, you are qualified to be an Edison fireman
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(46)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Hair thief steals horses' mane and tail to sell for extensions. In related news, horse hair extensions are a thing
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(41)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Union membership is on decline in all fifty states and has been for the past fifty years, as shown by this new handy map that shows unions are going the way of the dodo
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(156)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Republicans would never ever mislead us by saying Net Neutrality will mean billions and billions in new taxes. Never happen
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(108)
 
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Protip: When posing for a photo between two railroad tracks, make sure there are no trains coming. From both directions
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(84)
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
We live in an age when all manner of scientific knowledge--from climate change to vaccinations--faces furious opposition. Some even have doubts about the moon landing set
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(882)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Thanks to remote learning, future generations of children now will never get to experience the joy of a snow day
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(38)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out the five coolest NASA missions that have never happened. Subby would have liked to see a giant moon truck be a reality
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(17)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Einstein Brothers Bagels to close eleven Chicago stores after some genius business decisions
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(59)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Editorial staffs of US/UK publications favour a centralised policy of honouring localised spelling customs, as they realise insisting upon proper English may cause offence
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(32)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Democratic state representative denies allegations she would change her anti-marijuana stance in return for a prominent marijuana supporter pulling critical comments made against her. That's a total Republican move, lady
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(21)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the 87 years of the Academy Awards, only eight baseball movies have earned nominations. Have you seen them all?
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(38)
 
(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
Why it's so difficult for weather forecasters to get snowfall predictions anywhere close to right. Here comes the atmospheric thermodynamics
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(24)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly responds directly to accusations made on Fark and elsewhere that his pants are on fire
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(84)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court is poised to strike a crippling blow to Unions
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(270)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Matt Crafton begins his quest for a NCWTS championship three-peat, and the future of NASCAR runs the high banks of Daytona. Bring on the clowntires and Segways, It's the Nextera Energy Resources 250, 7:30pm ET, FoxSports1
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(418)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Clothing care instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry or 'Give it to your mum to wash, it's her job.'
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(51)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB to announce rule changes designed to speed up the game. Old white men ready the onions on their belts and prepare to complain endlessly
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(90)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
On the left, the new U.S. government dietary recommendations. On the right, Farkers telling us this is all wrong and that they will explain their all-bacon diet after waking up from their foot amputation
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(208)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The red-headed stepchild of European football cup competitions kicks off with a host of also-rans
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(28)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Obama to meet with Harry Reid to discuss immigration, ISIS and the legal ramifications of a dom-sub contract
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(9)
 
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Pass it to find out what's in it. New and "transparent": We have to secretly pass internet regulations for you to have secret freedom
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(47)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A look at how ten countries spend the tax dollars they collect. Come for the bloated military budget; stay for the education and healthcare* (*Offer may not be valid in all locations)
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(104)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Unpopular tourist destinations
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(24)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Congratulations, anti-homeschoolers: you're the next guest on "You're A Racist And Don't Try Denying It"
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(198)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Look, he's George. I'm Jeb. He's got the Golden Arches, I've got the Golden Arcs. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but his buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds
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(109)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The coolest tourist attractions that no longer exist. Alas, poor Globe, I didn't know it well at all
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(102)
 
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
VW Chattanooga plant recognizes anti-union union. In other news, there are now anti-union unions and we've gone beyond Full Derp
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(74)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas judge rules that Obama can't not deport immigrants under executive actions that haven't been enforced yet. Obama vows that he won't stop not deporting immigrants, will appeal decision to stop the unimplemented executive action. Got it?
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(82)
 
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The UEFA Champions League Round of 16 begins Tuesday with PSG vs Chelsea, and Donetsk vs Bayern, continuing on Wednesday with Basel vs Porto and Schalke hosting Real Madrid. All matches at 2:45 ET
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(169)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to increase viewership at the 2015 World Ski Championships? One word: Cheerleaders
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(21)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New generation of automotive catalytic converters will control emissions at the quantum level
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(18)
 
(Arab Times)
 
 
 
Polio vaccination driver in Pakistan slain by gunmen, giving anti-vaxxers even more proof in their claims that immunizations can kill you
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(67)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Confessions of an anti-foodie. "My lack of interest in every meal transporting me into joyous delirium makes me something of a freak, viewed with sneering and contemptuous derision"
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(113)
 
(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
A 3D printable Next Gen Warp Core table lamp? In my early 21st century? It's more likely than you think (w/video & instructions)
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(18)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Editor for Antarctic newspaper claims wintering there isn't lonely, as you have wonderful companionship and get to meet all sorts of things that are weird and pissed off
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(30)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Best Cartoons from A to Z to the left. Better mentions to the right
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(238)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Australian foreign minister answers series of interview questions via text message using only emoji
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(5)
 
(E&T Magazine)
 
 
 
Number of solar panel installations in 2014 doubled over the year before. And THAT'S gonna be totally sustainable now that gas is so cheap we can keep the burn barrels in our kitchens going 24 hours a day now
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(57)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A new paper co-authored by an MIT political scientist suggests that a polling method known as 'conjoint analysis' can get traction on difficult political questions that are hard for traditional surveys to assess accurately"
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(42)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Big Brother and the Holding Company guitarist Sam Andrew has died at 73 after convulsions struck another little piece of his heart
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(13)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iowans to 2016 hopefuls: promise us our ethanol pork, and you could be a gay-marrying pro-torture free-abortions Limbaugh-listening Hasidic atheist ISIS beheader for all we care
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(65)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Okay, okay. One last time. I've had it with these (yawn) mother farking scorpions on this (jeez, I can't believe I'm doing this) mother farking plane
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(13)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Isolated vocals are one of the Internet's great obsessions, and they often don't end well. So, let's give a listen to Madonna's isolated vocals from the Grammy's. And they are...well...how 'bout that?
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(73)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Quick, to the RomeroCopter - new study finds that online news organizations are purposefully spreading false and misleading stories as a way to boost traffic
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(32)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's Week 2 of the 6 Nations, with England hosting Italy before Ireland take on France. And on Sunday, we round things off as Wales face Scotland
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New study shows dogs can read your emotions, though not in an annoying, obvious way like Counselor Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Fri February 13, 2015
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How Marvel went from bankruptcy to billions - in 20 years
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
US eases restrictions on many Cuban goods... but not cigars, guns, classic cars, or anything remotely resembling fun
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(58)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Alligator blood could help fight infections, possibly because no germ is going to want to mess with someone covered in alligator blood
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(37)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Generation X was irrevocably destroyed by the sinister machinations of Teen Beat magazine
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Thu February 12, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Danica defends the Super Bowl puppy commercial, says when "you get in that world of animal rights or tree rights or whatever rights" people have strong opinions. Your dog or tree or whatever seems skeptical
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Wed February 11, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bankers take a break from looting pensions to warn us that income inequality is dangerous
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Tim Cook digs between seat cushions of his office couch, finds $850 million to build solar farm to power Apple's new headquarters
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(37)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
United States Little League champions stripped of title due to pulling a Belichick
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(125)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Samsung TVs aren't just listening to your conversations, they're putting ads in your movies, too
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(97)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Independent)
 
 
 
Millions of Facebook users don't know they are on the Internets. Thank God I use Fark instead; the Internets are scary
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"A team of women dressed as fish and half-a-dozen Harry Potter lookalikes were among those whose efforts ended in glorious failure at Japan's national hole-digging championships"
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(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
After recalling its Kent State bloodstained hoodie, Urban Outfitters promises to be more culturally sensitive with future fashions. Just kidding, they've now come out with shirt resembling uniforms worn by gay men in Nazi concentration camps. (pic)
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Private pools, personal jets, and baby lions on the dash of your Porsche - all on this week's episode of Rich Dicks
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(113)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The US government is actually considering criminal charges against a large bank which clearly has not given Congress enough campaign contributions
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(39)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You're damn right the GOP sees a conspiracy in the FCC reclassifying internet as Title II and they will spend millions of tax dollars to get to the bottom of it
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(234)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Since the Democrats let Illinois unions grow unchecked, overpaying their employees and extorting ridiculous fees from members who don't want to take part, it has taken a Republican like Bruce Rauner to begin dismantling the Union Mafia
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's box could answer questions about his recent accident
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(17)
 
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
One of the wildest police chases in years just ended in Los Angeles, four major collisions on the first vehicle, carjacked a second until car wedged in, suspect shot while attempting another carjacking (with video recap)
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Mon February 09, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Upset at new background check law, Washington state demonstrators plan to hold a no questions asked gun sale and show
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(Newsfactor Sci-Tech)
 
 
 
Science explains why cocaine addicts make so many bad decisions. Bottom line, it's a hell of a drug
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Here's a look at what's inside the combat rations for soldiers of 20 different countries and yeah, those French guys eat pretty well between surrenderings (pics)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boob-twerking woman returns for Valentine's Day, specifically those among you whose only companionship is your hand (Not safe for work)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
SHHHHHH, your TV may be listening in on your conversations and selling the information
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Sun February 08, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nigeria postpones election over security fears, say they need you to give them $2,513 USD to help them hold their elections
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(20)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox guest: "Think about where this could lead if government gets involved in science and medicine- forced sterilizations, forced abortion, forced pills, forced treatments, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria"
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
In the wake of centre-left victories in two state elections, Australian right-wing journalist openly calls for suspension of democracy and installation of a right-wing dictatorship, is immediately named Rupert Murdoch's chosen heir
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Sat February 07, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: Is it possible that the whole measles outbreak thing is a just hoax by the government to exert more control over the citizenry? What?? He's just asking questions
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Six Nations kick off today with England facing the heat of Wales' Millennium Stadium, while on Saturday, Italy try to hold the Irish at bay and Scotland take on France. Crouch...touch...SET
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Fri February 06, 2015
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Due to severing a hamstring tendon at the world championships, Bode Miller may never race again. But, he's cool with that
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(13)
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Small government champions celebrate as the war in Afghanistan has now been completely turned over to private contractors
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