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500 headlines found matching 'ions'
Sat December 16, 2017
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Salvation Army has received far less donations than they normally do. Guess people aren't living in Generous City anymore
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump somehow mistakes Black Lung Disease for something race related, so naturally it's evil and protections need to be weakened. Good luck, coal miners
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"How Putin's proxies funneled millions of dollars into GOP campaigns" *ring ring ring* HELLO RICO
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The GOP's big tax cut to corporations isn't even that big of a tax cut to corporations. In fact, it pretty much only exists on paper because no one pays the nominal rate
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists say sex between snow monkeys and sika deer may be a 'new behavioral tradition' ... and you know how tough those holiday traditions are to resist
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
UNC men's basketball finally gets nailed for committing NCAA violations
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Apparently dumping millions of tons of rock salt on the roads every winter is bad for the environment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats want to know why Sessions and the DOJ released all those non-damning FBI texts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senator John Kennedy questions Trump district court judge nominee. Awkwardness ensues
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Apparently there is a SEC Cornhole Championship
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump's most self-destructive move was appointing Jeff Sessions to the DOJ
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
What does the unveiling of the extraordinarily complete "ape-man" mean? Implications of the fossil for science to the left. And to the right we will be saying "we have the fossils, we win" to any creationist who shows up
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(Vice)
 
 
 
In response to CHIP and other social safety nets being cut Ohio moves to ban abortions on fetuses with Down Syndrome. Once again proving the GOP is only pro birth
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
You know you're nearing rock bottom when Dominic Barbara is the sober and sane one in your relationship
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Computer simulations of traffic flow through different styles of intersections, each of them rated for how much traffic the intersection can easily allow to flow through it. Not factored in: all the potholes in your neck of the woods
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan to leave the sinking ship that was the GOP, will instead focus on getting swole, asking questions about John Gault
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: an op-ed in the Washington Post urging lawmakers to take immediate action on DACA and grant legal protections to "Dreamers". Fark: Jointly written by Apple CEO Tim Cook and GOP mega-donor Charles Koch
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Omarosa was "profoundly disturbed" by what she saw inside White house and will tell all about it once her deadline at the white house ends because she's afraid of repercussions if she talks while still legally working there
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
"As a doctor, I am sick of the health care freeloaders. The majority of my patients are on government-funded health care and never worked a day in their lives. I provide these freeloaders with life-saving therapies like vaccinations and antibiotics"
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Senator McCain admitted to Walter Reed Hospital due to treatment complications, may miss vote on tax cuts
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
"And then, just over a month after she died, Margaret Basco submitted a comment to the Federal Communications Commission about its proposal to overturn net neutrality"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News shifts its position on Trump collusion accusations: "Collusion isn't a crime"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So, apparently, the NFL Network is about to have an opening in HR. Qualifications include being able to follow the most basic, fundamental rules of the job
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dear Thelma: I got told off by the wife of my sugar daddy boyfriend, but I'm not sure how I'll make the car payments if I leave the relationship. Any tips?
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Wed December 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trey Gowdy, head of House Oversight Committee: "Sorry, I can't hear your pleas to investigate the president for sexually abusing women over the sound of all these Benghazi investigations I'm leading"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo asks the burning questions about The Last Jedi: What do porgs taste like?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Meat may soon be taxed to fight greenhouse gas emissions. You'd think they'd go after cabbage first
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. Prisons are now phasing out face to face family visitations. But don't worry if you have a loved one in prison - you can just pay $12.99 to have a 20-minute video call with them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NYC corrections officers insulted for reasons when Colin Kaepernick makes a visit to the jail. Oh and don't look at the comments
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Axios)
 
 
 
Schumer calls cops after another Project Veritas-esque fake sexual accusations plot is revealed. Do you get what the Franken defenders were trying to warn about now?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions won't say who he voted for in today's Alabama special election. Most likely because he cannot recall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House is now threatening reporters in the White House Press pool with revoking their access should they ask questions the President does not want to answer
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(The Root)
 
 
 
The racist mother who had the stupid idea to go viral with her bullied son, then was not racist, is actually indeed racist...and stupid. Subby hopes the GoFundMe money will cover all the therapy sessions her poor son will need
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marshall Faulk suspended over sex allegations, his contributions during WWI forgotten
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Mon December 11, 2017
(Everyday Feminism)
 
 
 
10 first-date questions that will farker-proof any woman's life. Or man's life. Or whatever the preferred nomenclature is for anything else
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Smart furniture makes living in a 130 square foot urban condo tolerable by combining many functions into a single design. No word on how well the "couch folds into a toilet" feature will go over when you have friends over, though
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(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
"Hey George, how many proposed regulations have been stalled?" "I dunno, about 860 or so. Why?" "Let's print up a document for the President to sign 'killing' them so he feels like he's doing something useful." "Brilliant"
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Comic strip assignment about Hitler's rise raises questions at Gurnee school. Like, was Hitler really a pony?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, how has drunk Uncle Hitler made it out of these investigations unscathed?
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
What the hell is a Porg - and other questions The Last Jedi needs to answer
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Please minions, think of America's 15 richest families and the burden they'll have to bear when we repeal the estate tax
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Explosion at Manhattan bus terminal. On the left, not much information. Jumping to conclusions on the right
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
David Cassidy, who made millions as a '70s teen heartthrob, leaves behind an estate worth $150 million... er, thousand. $150 thousand
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump claims he's stimulating the economy with his insane decisions and threatens there is "more to come" in a morning Twitter rant
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roar of T-Rex heard for first time in millions of years. Surprisingly doesn't sound like someone banging a gong. Marc Bolan unavailable for comment
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
For most leagues the playoffs are here. Need some last minute advice on how make it to the championship? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football experts are here
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Sat December 09, 2017
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
After a week of race wars on sports talk radio/tv, Tom Brady finally says "ENOUGH". Apologizes to Josh McDaniels on his last public relations appearance of the week
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
In his career he amassed 300 wins, 3 National Championships, and created an offense still used from high school to college programs today. Coach Tubby Raymond has passed away at age 92
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In which young people learn that actions have consequences
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether they are facing questions about extra-judicial murders, religious genocide or gassing their own people, Dictators from the Philippines to Myanmar to Syria all now follow Trump's lead and brand the questions "fake news" and just ignore them
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DOJ refuses to release Comey's memos that he wrote after talking to Trump. Says release "might prematurely reveal... the nature, scope, direction and focus of its investigations." But Trump was the only one Comey talked to....Oh, boy
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(Audible.com)
 
 
 
I have 2 credits on audible.com. Any suggestions? I prefer horror/sci fi as well as non-fiction. Difficulty: No politics
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I've always got a chandelier in bed with me when possible,' says woman engaged to 90-year-old chandelier, in open relationship with others
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of 5 months is a hypochondriac and balks at the notion of having kids, saying we should see how our relationship grows. I'm 23; he's 28. He says he wants to be with me for life; I'm thinking of exes. Should I dump him?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"In the mid-1990s, ESPN was so of the moment. It felt fun, airy, vibrant. People felt like they wanted to hang out with this network. But it's nearly impossible to stay cool for multiple generations." So long, ESPN. You used to be cool
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
The parallels between Canada legalizing alcohol and Canada legalizing marijuana are obvious: Illegal shipments from B.C. to Alberta, illegal shipments from Canada to the U.S., and Ontario regulations sucking. Fewer people will get hanged, though
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Internal DOJ video shows a group of summer interns with zero farks left to give because they were leaving in a month anyway, calling AG Sessions out on his BS; and Jefferson Davis Beauregard getting AWFULLY snippy and defensive in return
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Will Ed and Kelly get back together? Will someone get killed? Will Dan be riding the elevator? Answers to these questions on the season finale of The Orville - Tonight at 9:00 PM EST on Fox
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
It's Subby's kid's first Christmas. What traditions to keep? What new ones to add? Link goes to real-tree-decorating, Die-Hard-watching, Millennium-Falcon-gumming start
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Want some good news about the GOP Tax Bill? According to the CEO of one of the largest coal mining companies in the US, the late Senate revisions to the bill will destroy the entire coal industry. Congrats, coal companies - you played yourself
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
If it's Thursday it's time for Champions' League red-headed step-brother Europa League. Early action at 1:00 PM EST, Apollon and Everton, Copenhagen hosts Sheriff, Atalanta and Lyon. Big match: Arsenal hosts BATE, 3:00 PM EST on FS1
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hole in the wall basement bar famous for bringing you and your table companions each a case of beer and an opener to close after being the nation's longest running continuously operated pub
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Racist criminal James O'Keefe forgot to disclose past convictions to regulators
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that neither one of them is a lawyer, Don Jr. cites attorney-client privilege to avoid answering questions about his conversations with The Donald
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Wed December 06, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Following the Las Vegas and Texas massacres, Congress has passed its first bill targeting gun restrictions. Sure it might have taken them a little bit but they got around to loosening those restrictions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Within 5 years, we could be driving cars fueled by beer. In other news, Drew spotted buying up gas stations all over the country
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Flynn promised to a friend, in writing, that he would gut Russian sanctions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Our Committee has credible allegations that Trump's NSA sought to manipulate the course of international nuclear policy for the financial gain of his former business partners"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman who has the phrase 'Eat Me' tattooed right above her groin now regrets her decision and says it's ruining her sex life. "People are like, I don't need instructions"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Government shutdown negotiations are starting to careen off the rails. To be fair, with this administration they weren't so much rails as a set of wavy pavement lines drawn by a drunken road painter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Female Democratic Senators are urging Sen. Al Franken to step down amid multiple sexual harassment allegations. Meanwhile Republicans are playing that new Milton Bradley game "Defend and Deny"
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is Match Day 6. ManU, Spurs, PSG, Munich, Chelsea, Barça, City, Besiktas, & RM have advanced. Who will be joining them in the round of 16? Kickoff is at 2:45 p.m. EST Tuesday & Wednesday. This is THE CHAMPIONS League Discussion Thread
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Under Trump, the US has irreparably damaged relations with Germany, so says some liberal whino who hates America. No, wait, that was Germany's Foreign Minister
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Stuart Smalley's daily accusations
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So remember those sonic attacks in Cuba, that were likely caused by Russian agents to dismantle our warming relations with Cuba? Well the victims of those attacks now have brain abnormalities, adamantium skeletons
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ben Sasse (R) questions the integrity of his own party
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Radical authoritarian clergy to begin forced conversions of local student population while US authorities do little to stop the spread of sharia law in the region
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Tue December 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Spanking can lead to relationship violence, (and orgasm) study says
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Artificially intelligent robot learns like a baby through interactions with toys, would like a playdate with Sarah Connor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wow. Auditable elections. They said we didn't have the technology. What will those stoners in Colorado think of next?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Of 43 Trump administration nominees in science-related positions - including two for Health and Human Services secretary - almost 60 percent did not have a master's degree or a doctorate in a science or health field"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That time Jeff Sessions argued at an impeachment hearing that presidents could obstruct justice
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's actor removed from a show due to sexual assault allegations is...Danny Masterson of 'The Ranch'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Special Russian agent, code-named "Mental Gymnastics", to testify before the House Intel Committee and explain his connections to WikiLeaks, noted GRU intelligence distributer
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Harvard law prof: Jeff Sessions 'very likely' could be prosecuted under same law as Mike Flynn
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan almost stripped the House Appropriations committee chairmanship from a Congressman for daring to represent the views of his constituents
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Viagra factory in Ireland is giving every male in the town, including dogs, non-stop erections
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Research finds that anti-vaxxers are more concerned with the idea of "purity" than the health of their children, and they might possibly be less likely to base their decisions on facts
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Millions of Brits have never been to the Opera 'because it's too posh' and many don't know when to clap. In other news, Millions of Americans have never been to the Opera because it's Opera
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How will humanity react to alien life? Psychologists have some predictions. Black lights and Jackson pollack paintings curiously absent in the analysis
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Sun December 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Farb of "Unhack the Vote" has spent the last year investigating how Trump won the presidency with 3M fewer votes. The investigation has yielded some interesting results and some serious questions we should demand answers to
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
One of the last ten Blockbuster Video locations in the US is closing
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Dude, have you bogarted too many joints and still want to enlist in the U.S. Army? They are now turning a blind eye to your wasted youthful indiscretions. In other words, they're desperate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Royal College of Physicians and Surgeons of Glasgow elects its first female leader in its 418 year history, steadfastly draws the line at updating its waiting room subscriptions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Chickens strut their stuff at 45th National Championship Poultry show
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike the Lions, Pontiac Silverdome fails to implode
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Week 13 prove unlucky for some teams? Will the Vikings conquer the Falcons? Who will win the pillow fight between the 49ers and Bears? Will the Lions devour the Ravens? Will the Panthers pounce on the Saints? The fun begins at 1pm ET
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Just one more week before the playoffs start in many leagues. Are you in? Need an extra edge? Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all your Week 13 fantasy football answers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Detectives may be able to obtain DNA sample of Zodiac killer. Strictly coincidence that Ted Cruz' upcoming vacation only includes stops in non-extradition nations
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions demands the nation "get its head together" and push to end sanctuary cities because someone allegedly got away with murder
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Sat December 02, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dawgs or WDE? Sooners or Frogs? Can Da Richt beat Dabo? Will the Smurfturfers overcome and can a Badger crack a Buckeye? No matter how you crunch the numbers, CFB Championship day is here - huddle up, the action stats ar Noon ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
McDonald's, where billions are served. Well, except you, because you are wearing a Hijab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I don't even know how to write a good "this might come as a shock" headline anymore that hasn't already been covered so I'll just get to the point: Trump is pretty much only appointing white men to lifetime judicial positions
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Destroyer of perfectly good radio stations files for bankruptcy. No, not that one. Or the other one. Or the ones that deserve to be nuked from orbit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Flynn's guilty, and chatty, Sexy Rexy clings on, and the Prince of War admits to trying to violate sanctions. What remains to drop? Welcome to the carnival, welcome to the party, welcome to your MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8pm EST
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will it be Northern or Southern California here? Can Bryce Love and the Cardinal avenge their earlier season loss to the Trojans? Or will Sam Darnold and USC own them again? It is the Pac-12 Championship Game thread, kickoff is at 8:00 PM ET on ESPN
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For some reason Trump is canceling all photo ops and reporter interactions today
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Anyone remember when Republicans got triggered and hysterically accused Obama of hurting the "special relationship" between US and UK due to him removing a Churchill bust from the Oval Office? Oh how times have changed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So Trump did ask Sessions to hinder the investigations
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Blessed are the cheesemakers". "Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?" "Well, they helped preserve local traditions and undermine the industrial policy of dictator Francisco Franco"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly thinks that Trump should stop reposting videos from racist terrorist organizations because "it gives liberals ammunition"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Restaurant unveils Christmas burger which includes mushroom and chestnut pate on top of crispy onions, cranberry sauce, festive slaw and, unsurprisingly, a peri-peri chicken breast fillet and flame grilled thigh
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ex-partner at a major law firm in Washington pleaded guilty to charges that he tried to sell copies of sealed whistleblower lawsuits against corporations that he obtained while working at the U.S. Justice Department
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that lightning has nuclear reactions in it. It causes the creation of radioactive isotopes. Bonus: Gamma rays. Bigger Bonus: Matter-antimatter annililation
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions meeting with House Intelligence Committee today, if he remembers
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reza Zarrab testified yesterday. About moving money around, bribing Turkish officials, violating US sanctions, how 2 Trump administration officials tried the political route to get him off. Mike Flynn was watching
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Wed November 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN airs clip comparing Trump's empty chair stunt to actions he took on The Apprentice
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
I hope you did not bet any money on Miami beating Clemson in the ACC championship game
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson just set a new world record for delusions
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
According to pastor and Trump supporter Rick Wiles, all of these sexual misconduct allegations are the fault of Godless liberals
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The deepest fish in the sea is thriving, But is it happy? Can fish feel emotion? Can fish love? What is love to a creature that can't conceptualize a relationship? Wow, that IS deep
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Not only is Elon NOT the founder of bitcoin, he says he lost the ones he has. They're probably stuck in the seat cushions of his Model 3
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ajit Pai takes issue with free market solutions to dicks on Twitter
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
7 things to do in Detroit if Morrissey cancels his concert. Article to the left, other suggestions to the right. Also to the right, speculation why TFA uses 'if' instead of 'when'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Mooch on Ms-Look-Look-Look Sanders' relationship with the "truth"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How do you handle being the lower earning partner in a relationship?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Having successfully solved the opioid crisis, alcoholism, tobacco, gambling and pr0n addictions, New York comes down like a ton of bricks on the terrifying scourge of under-18s playing bingo
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump's EPA chief claims to have done more to address pollution than Obama, but can't name any measures he's taken, probably because they are so effective that they have to be kept totally secret in his new $25,000 soundproof communications room
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's trade deals are putting corporate America first, because he is not tired of corporations playing corporation games, nor does he care they're always changing corporation names
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo caught in yet another financial scheme that looks an awful lot like fraud. Good thing we have the CFPB to step in and deal with situations like this
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration shuts down office responsible for implementing Russia sanctions Trump didn't want but Congress passed with a veto-proof majority but which Trump was stalling on implementing. Confused? You won't be after you watch the latest episode of "Dope"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you thought the allegations against Harvey Weinstein couldn't get any worse, well, you don't know Harvey Weinstein
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
MLB revenues exceed $10 billion for the first time. Yankees' beer concessions still holding steady at $1.7 billion
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Taxing unhealthy foods while subsidizing healthy options sounds great, but where will we get the ethanol to drive to the store?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
People driving while playing 'Pokémon Go' may have caused billions in damages in the U.S, tenfold increase in Darwin award recipients
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to expand AI and pattern-recognition algorithms to identify and auto-interrogate users who are contemplating suicide. Initial questions to include: "Are you OK?" "Can I help?" "Would you like to take a short quiz?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pro-Life lawmakers working vigorously to strip more protections from children's healthcare legislation
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
This year's White House Christmas theme is "Time-Honored Traditions" with white as the supreme color standing for purity and power. And here comes the First Lady to decorate the Christmas wall with festive silver razor wire
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Massage Envy hit with 180 accusations of rape, lawsuit
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Map shows the US really has 11 separate 'nations' with entirely different cultures
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Grab a Coke and sit down for the implications of what could happen if Clarence Thomas resigns
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announce engagement. Donations to the Human Fund will be accepted in lieu of gifts
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller was a bumbling prosecutor, mishandled 9/11 as FBI director, completely botched the anthrax investigations and got snookered by the Russians on the Snowden deal, but failing upwards is what government is all about
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Physicists just put a single proton in a box and ogled it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Alt-America. Alt-America is an alternative universe that has a powerful resemblance to our own, except that it's a completely different America, the nation its residents have concocted and reconfigured in their imaginations"
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
CAN the Stampeders avenge last year's championship loss? ARE the Argonauts headed for their 7th CFL title? HOW many points would either of these teams beat the Cleveland Browns by? HERE it is - your official 105th Grey Cup thread (6pm EST)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The homeless veteran who gave his last $20 to a woman pumping gas says of the $360,000 he received in GoFundMe donations started by the woman, "I have to return the favor and help others"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cable says there is a 20% chance Brexit will fail. Deadpool unavailable for predictions (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Answer: Pretty much throws everything into chaos and shows the need for an eight-team playoff. Any more questions?
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Just a few more weeks before the playoffs start, and the competition is tight. Need an extra edge? Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all your Week 12 fantasy football answers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What happens when Florida Man comes across a presidential motorcade? Just remember that these are the same drivers who cut off funeral processions and lane block ambulances for sport
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Mercedes sweeps the front row with Bottas out front. Some positions in the manufacturers race can still change hands in the final race of the 2017 season. This is your Formula 1 Grand Prix of Abu Dhabi at 8am EST on NBCSN
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
As Trump calls out CNN for "Fake News", he endorses a site that claims there is a sex tape of Hillary Clinton with an underage girl on Anthony Weiner's laptop and reports on human sacrifice, weaponize forced vaccinations and earthquake machines
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Dark humor may be radioactive at some jobs, but Finnish nuclear workers use it to avoid a personal meltdown and eliminate the waste of toxic work relationships. Does it work? Isotope so
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump pledges to stop aiding the Kurds and weigh other options
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump sets the stage for a regulatory slapfight of epic proportions
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers now examining the link between vaccine refusal and those who use alternative medicines (as it relates to spread of disease and eventual emergency room and hospital admissions) Tag is for refusers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
World Leader demands all nations welcome migrants. Awkward: Only 30 women have actual citizenship where he lives
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions may end medical marijuana by year's end. So screw you, people in pain and suffering
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Thu November 23, 2017
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Being alone is good for mental health and creativity. Being alone forever leads to Fark submissions
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Women increasingly making wokely named artisanal cheese. "Compared with the bro-centric field of craft beer, where female brewers have struggled to get respect and recognition despite significant contributions, cheese making is a relative haven"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sure, your Christmas decorations may be cool, but are they "Millennium Falcon on the roof" cool?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
China's first all-electric zero-emissions cargo ship will be used to transport coal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
On the positive side, sound detected from missing Argentine submarine may help it be found. Unfortunately, submarines don't react well to explosions
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Can the Lions cook up a Turkey Day Miracle over the 8-2 Vikings? Will the Chargers fry the Zeke-less Cowboys? Is anyone going to get drunk enough to watch Giants/Washington? Your 2017 NFL Thanksgiving triple-header starts @ 12:30 pm ET on FOX
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Wed November 22, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's communications director resigns, presumably to take a Silkwood shower
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Match Day 5 kicks off with Liverpool at Sevilla, Feyenoord at Citeh, Spurs at Dortmund. It ends with Man Utd at Basel, Celtic at PSG, Barça at Juve. Play starts at 2:45pm EST. It's THE CHAMPIONS Discussion Thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A complete list of all the sexual misconduct allegations against Donald Trump, along with the evidence that supports them. Happy Thanksgiving
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Warriors & Cavs face off in NBA Championship Series. New Hotness: Warriors & Cavs affiliates to face off in League of Legends Championship Series. Yes, really (Golden Guardians & 100 Thieves, respectively)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone responds to Melissa Gilbert's harassment allegations
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Link to White House visitor logs now available online as a free searchable database thanks to Freedom of Information lawsuit. Come for the thousands of reductions, stay for finding your long lost Russian cousin
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Philly 76ers add Australian meat pies to home game concessions in honor of Australian Ben Simmons. C.M.O.T. Dibbler approves
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(Massively OP)
 
 
 
Analyst: It's not EA's fault that they were using abusive and predatory microtransactions; it's Reddit, gamers, and the fake news games media that's pushing this fake narrative. Not sure if stupid or aiming for the CFPB opening
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Will Jerry get 17 owners to vote on holding a secret ballot? Would 24 owners then pass the ballot? Will 32 owners need to approve Roger's contract? Will Roger get his plane? These questions and more, next time on "Soap"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Read the Op-Ed penned in defense of why corporations know how to spend the bandwidth you paid for. It's behind a paywall. That's the joke
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving coming up, here are some helpful safety tips for those wanting to deep-fry a turkey. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass,' 'Fail,' and 'Florida' submissions
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(Politico)
 
 
 
I know there's really no such thing as "a new low" for the Trump administration, but their pick to run the 2020 census might just be that low. Bonus: Wrote how "competitive elections are bad for America"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know the meme about the jerk boyfriend checking out the other girl? Apparently, it's part of an epic stock photo story of the ups and downs of a relationship
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
In light of Al Franken and Charlie Rose sexual harassment revelations, what celebrity would utterly destroy your image of awesome, upright men if his sleazy sins were revealed? John Oliver? Jimmy Carter? Mister Rogers? Drew Curtis?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump supporter tells Maxine Waters not to infringe on his freedom from opinions she doesn't like. "You're going to wind up dead, Maxine, 'cause we'll kill you." Police then infringe on his freedom from arrest. See? See?
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ever the champions for the little guy, the Warriors think other teams should have a chance to waste money on a gigantic bust
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Explosions and fire at cosmetics factory in suburban NYC. Multiple Injuries reported. Can't make-up this stuff
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"There are 5,000 craft breweries nationwide that produce a staggering 775-million gallons of beer. All that brewing creates billions of pounds of waste that often just gets thrown away, until now"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Terry Crews slams Russell Simmons for sending him a letter urging him to drop harassment allegations against a Hollywood agent; "No one gets a pass"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Keep your popcorn supply stocked ya'll: "Witnesses questioned by Mueller's team warn that investigators are asking about other foreign contacts and meetings that have not yet become public, and to expect a series of new revelations"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Vikings conquer the Rams? Will the Lions defeat the Bears, oh my? Will the Patriots silence the Raider Nation? It is your NFL Week 11 thread, kickoff is at 1pm EST
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 11 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Wall Street vets believe that the latest plan for a multi-trillion dollar tax cut for multinational corporations has jumped the shark, is no longer cool, and will not attract any chicks. But hey, what do they know?
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Sat November 18, 2017
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Allgaier, Byron, Hemric, and Sadler. One walks away with the Xfinity Series championship. The Ford Ecoboost 300 at Homestead-Miami today at 3:30 EST on NBCSN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Seattle Fark Party - Come for some libations and a good time
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Too many publications serve too few eyeballs through too few sharing platforms, meaning no more VC returns. Digital media is crashing, and nobody wants to talk about it because their funding depends on it. Except for our Heineken-swilling overlord
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(Cancer.org)
 
 
 
Anyone have any good stories about pancreatic cancer? Any extended # of years still living? Any suggestions? I got the news today, oh boy
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
Sauter. Cindric. Crafton. Bell. 4 men, one chance to win the 2017 NASCAR Camping World Truck Series Championship. Day 1 of Homestead-Miami Championship Weekend, this is your Ford EcoBoost 200 discussion thread. 8pm eastern, on FS1
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(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Not news: City uses bucket truck to hang Christmas decorations. News: City's bucket truck gets stolen. Fark: The guy hanging the decorations was still in the bucket
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Flippopotamus claimed to have extensive conversations with Trump and a far larger campaign role than "coffee boy"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just in time for the 25th anniversary of the release of the greatest Christmas movie of all time...'s sequel, the Plaza Hotel is giving guests the "Home Alone Kevin McCallister Experience." Donald Trump and his crappy directions not included
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report: Farc money launderer gave money to Trump's Panama resort, which could now face further investigations, but on the plus side is now signed up for 1000 years of TotalFarc
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(Time)
 
 
 
Judge vacates convictions for 15 black men who were imprisoned for up to 10 years after Chicago cop planted evidence. Cop was sentenced to 22 months, so it all works out fairly in the end
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"Pro-life" GOP congresscritters cut funding program to new mothers, because corporations
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Homeland Security's head of community outreach has history of expressing opinions on minorities that aren't very outreachy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Toys 'R' Us employee: I need a holiday bonus. Company: I'm sorry, we can't afford that, due to our pending bankruptcy negotiations and lackluster sales. Executive: I need a holiday bonus. Company: Of course, here is $16 million
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby finally watched 'Captain America: The First Avenger' and questions the historical accuracy -- I don't think the Nazis had ray guns
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Another Republican state representative who champions family values resigned because yadda yadda. You know the drill. Why bother even submitting a link at this point? Maybe if he was a furry, or a juggalo, or a furry juggalo, it might be interesting
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
The House of Representatives has used your tax dollars to pay out about $15 million in sexual harassment settlements, but good luck finding out who the accusations were against
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pussy-in-Chief bolts from press conference rather than face questions about Roy Moore (w/video)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions has six different stories about Russia, which puts him right into Harry Potter territory
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Noted media parasite and goblinoid attention-vampire Ann Coulter defends Moore's kiddie-fiddling as being exactly equivalent to a sexual relationship between two consenting adults
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Watergate prosecutor said Jeff Sessions made it a lot easier for Robert Mueller to nail him with perjury charges
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rep Karen Bass: Please name any "black identity extremist group" cited in a report by the FBI. Foghorn Sessions: I can't, but I'm certain they exist. Rep: Why isn't there a report on "white identity extremists?" Foghorn: What are those?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Line up his tweets with what we now know of communications with Assange and the Russians and we realize he has provided a very sturdy length of rope
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Dear BBC: If you need an anti-Trump Tweet to quote, you have millions to choose from. It might not hurt to be a bit more choosy
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Tue November 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's most recent judicial nominee actually does have extensive investigative experience: paranormal investigations. Don't worry, he's been published
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell: Alabama republicans should write in Jeff Sessions for senate. Then President Trump could appoint a new Attorney General to fire Mueller. Wait, did I say that out loud?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I never lied," Jeff Sessions lied
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dems concerned that Trump is too unstable to be trusted with nukes, sharp objects, the Presidency, unaccompanied women, accompanied women, foreign leaders, butter, hot stoves, solid foods, VCR instructions, pies, small animals, electrical cords
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tim Kaine and 9 other Democrats strike agreement with Republicans to strengthen Dodd-Frank banking regulations. Did I say strengthen? I meant weaken
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions: It's not that I lied before when I said I didn't know about any meetings with Russians. It's just that I forgot I remembered about those meetings with Russians
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman has 4 dogs taken away due to unsanitary conditions. Wait, make that 7. Nope, 20. Okay, how about 52
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama pastors want to get off Roy Moore endorsement letter as sex abuse allegations pile up. Get off uh huh huh huh
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
The KKKeebler elf slithers from his fudge workshop to once again perjure himself. This is YOUR Jeff Sessions testimony to the House Judiciary Committee (LGT C-SPAN @ 10am EST)
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Apparently corporations can write off sexual harassment settlements on their taxes, meaning Bill O'Riley was worth even more to Fox than we realized
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's "Fark you, I got mine" reveal from the GOP is that stock options will be taxed when they mature instead of at sale time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Here comes Sessions' last ditch attempt to keep himself from going down with the Trumptanic: Jeffie is demanding that a second Special Counsel be formed to investigate the Clinton Foundation
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Champion surfer teams up with champion fluid dynamics specialist to generate the perfect wave. Some gnarly nonlinear calculations involved
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Variations of this headline are likely going to see a LOT of use before this administration is over: Tom Price is gone, but the investigations he sparked are going to live on for a LONG time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the wake of allegations that he molested a 14-year old girl, 50 Alabama pastors sign a letter A) calling on Roy Moore to withdraw B) Endorsing Moore. No hint, you'll just have to click and see if you're too cynical or not cynical enough
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Christ," the source replied. "No one in the communications department knew a random reporter was walking around the West Wing? This is why people think we're a sh*t show"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
One of the greatest TD celebrations of all time. And it's from Canada
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Burner phones generate tens of millions in revenue every year. No wait, make that PAYPHONES. In related news, when's the last time you used one, and subsequently felt the need to take a disinfecting shower after hanging up?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
DoE asks for report detailing how Obama regulations helped kill jobs and weaken the grid, gets lump of coal instead
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Down the stretch we come as here are the predictions for the remainder of the season for all 32 NFL teams
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(Politico)
 
 
 
North Korea to US diplomats: why should we begin negotiations with the Trump administration, when Donald Trump may not be president much longer?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NSA is struggling to recover in the wake of all the leaks and security breaches and Russia revelations
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Young people are fleeing rural areas because the broadband connections are so terrible
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
*Beep Beep* Move over to the side of the road electric cars. Electric roads are the path to the future to lessen highway emissions
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 10 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Underwear should be thrown out every year for health reasons to reduce the risk of infections and germs. Agree or disagree?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions faces complaint by 12-year-old
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Sat November 11, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
An even dozen hockey games today. Two at 1pm EST, two at 10pm & the rest of course pretty much at 7pm (6 of 8) Thanks Gary. Would it really be 'that' hard to start 2 of the 7pms at 7:30 so we could continue to watch games during other's intermissions?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Despite what every U.S. intelligence agency has concluded, after meeting with Putin, Trump says he believes he "means it" when he says Russia didn't interfere with U.S. elections
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stonehenge and 12 other world-famous tourist attractions that are smaller and less impressive when seen in person. "Honestly America, this is not a character assassination. But only you would build part of your national psyche around a boulder"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The next person on Mueller's chopping block might just be senior Trump advisor Stephen Miller. Added Bonus: Miller might very well drag Sessions down with him
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Fri November 10, 2017
(SILive)
 
 
 
Congratulations - Meet the woman who defied the odds by getting hired as a NYC sanitation worker. Very cool: She's a former NYC beauty queen
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson spends as much time making love to his wife as he does covering Roy Moore allegations
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Iconoclastic English biologist argues that mass extinctions are overrated. "We are ignoring the gains that balance the losses"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fallout from Roy Moore allegations continues, Robert Mueller turns focus to Dana Rohrabacher, and Devin Nunes is just as dirty as we thought. This is your FRESH HELL FRIDAY MSNBC prime time discussion thread. Fun starts at 8PM EST
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Two new books set out to assess the mental health of His Orangeness, and arrive at two completely opposite conclusions. Don't worry, though, we're still farked either way
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Many C.K. fans who heard about the allegations were loath to believe that a man who could be so forthright about some of the hardest topics to parse comedically could have this other side to him." Wait, isn't that the same side?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fresh off the dismissal of charges for laughing at Jeff Sessions, four people are now being charged for booing the First Lady
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
We cannot judge Roy Moore on allegations of soliciting underage girls for sex when county prosecutor. But we can easily judge Roy Moore's defenders who don't care unless Moore was "caught on video with a dead boy or a goat"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man known for barging in on half-naked teens in beauty pageant dressing rooms confident that Roy Moore will "do the right thing" if allegations of underage sexual harassment are true. Followup tag whips out its wang and beats Unlikely tag with it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The GOP Tax plan actually preserves a few popular deductions. All those middle class golf course owners can breathe a sigh of relief
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even a stopped clock is right every couple of hundred days or so. Trump finally got something right. Of course, it has frightening implications, but we can hammer out the details later
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Thu November 09, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
You're not a true foodie until your preparations include sending a email ahead inquiring for a fat lad plateful
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The Roy Moore accusations include multiple points of corroboration. Wait, what's this, Roy Moore tried to pick up a 13-year-old girl at the mall as she worked as one of Santa's Helpers and continued to pressure her until she said yes at 17?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore does what any Republican would do when faced with damning accusations of criminal sexual crimes -- send out a fundraising appeal
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
"Reuben" "sandwich" returns to Subway, with corned beef and turkey options
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia calls on sanctions against Iran for supporting terrorism. Also calls the kettle black
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alabama State Auditor Jim Ziegler, on allegations against Roy Moore: "Even if you accept the Washington Post's report as being completely true, it's much ado about very little [girls]"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ontario passes idiotic pot regulations. New Brunswick: hold my spliff and watch this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now it's Lindsey Graham's turn to say the quiet part loud: "The financial contributions will stop" if tax reform fails
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Petition started to rename Paul Manafort Drive in Connecticut. Nominations to the right
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox News hires Sebastian Gorka as national security strategist because an Islamophobic windbag with dubious credentials, solid Nazi connections, and no real professional knowledge and Fox News is a match made in heaven
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(War on the Rocks)
 
 
 
Navy Captain releases his own report on McCain and Fitzgerald collisions
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Thanks for the two Super Bowl championships Eli. Don't let the door hit you on the way out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dem. Rep. Debbie Dingell of Michigan introduces a bill no sane person could possibly object to requiring all voting machines to keep paper back-ups, and to federally fund automatic recounts in close elections. So yeah, That'll go nowhere
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby has been signing up an urban-dwelling friend for various free agriculture magazine subscriptions (one every six months or so). The friend finds it confusing but hilarious. What long-running anonymous pranks have you carried out?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's got a quad-turbo, 12.3-liter, 5007 horsepower V16 engine. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The Tuesday elections were a triumph of decency over dread" writes the Washington Post editorial board in a scathing op-ed slamming Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The GOP should be afraid. Very, very afraid after Tuesday's elections
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just got back to dating after leaving a long-term relationship. However, my ex once told me during what he said was a frustrating bout of sex I was bad in bed. That comment haunts me to this day. How do I get over this criticism?"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Saturn's moon Enceladus has been warm and wet for billions of years, just waiting for Earth to probe into its deep interior
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Tue November 07, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After learning of Mila Kunis's donations to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence's name, Republicans are boycotting Jim Beam and making donations to pro-life groups in her name
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Mirroring reality, WWE has all heel champions at the moment. AJ Styles doesn't want none of that as he finally tries to end the Fall of Unhindering. Will New Day face backlash for their invasion 2 turbo last night? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Chicken tenders from different fast-food chains were tried. What was the best one? Which ones are your favorite? Any other worthy mentions?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions did not get the last laugh
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Congratulations, America - you and Syria are no longer the only countries on earth to oppose the Paris climate change agreement
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Players from Alabama's 2009 Championship team were paid for signing autographs... which means nothing to the NCAA because they aren't Notre Dame, USC, Penn St, etc
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein employed a veritable army of retired intelligence agents and private military contractors to make sure no trumped up allegations of misconduct were made by his alleged victims
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Drunk Uncle Bannon's protégée Julia Hahn has managed to outlast her fellow Breitbarters at the White House, transitioning to a communications role. But now, she has to convince Bannon and his alt-right racist allies a DACA deal is a good idea
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(Ballotpedia)
 
 
 
Best way to mark the anniversary of perhaps the dumbest day in American history: VOTE IN YOUR LOCAL ELECTIONS. Yes, YOU
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In a battle of teams fighting for relevancy, the Lions and Packers square off in Green Bay. Can Matthew Stafford and the Detroit Lions end their losing streak? Or will the Packers win? It's your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30pm EST
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight on Supergirl, in retrospect, it's obvious that using a lead bomb to defeat the Daxamites would have complications as the FDA shutters the National City dairy. (CW 8pm ET) Later on The Gifted, Blink ponders her future... past (FOX 9pm ET)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If Democrats were as good at winning elections as they are at freaking out over them, Congress would have no Republicans at all"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Need recommendations for good sci-fi books for my brainy 11 year old daughter. Online searches reveal all the same dystopian teen crap (Maze Runner, Hunger Games, etc..). Also, she's totally awesome... just putting that out there
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(FindLaw)
 
 
 
Can we all agree with one federal gun control measure? 1) Legally, a background check is required anytime a gun changes hands 2) Free checks are offered by police stations 3) Seller/loaner loses gun rights if crime occurs and check was not performed
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
What are the ethical implications of bringing a long extinct species back to life?
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 9 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
VA GOP gubernatorial candidate likes to brag about the three small businesses he started, but doesn't like you finding out they are a lobbying firm, and two PR firms that support lobbyists and corporations
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Sessions resign? Will the Flynn indictment get unsealed? Will Kushner get arrested in a pre-dawn raid? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The CIA controls ISIS and vaccinations are a form of population control," says one of Trump's favorite pastors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chief executive of Kenya film classification board: Gay lions 'need counselling' and 'must have been influenced by homosexual men behaving badly in national parks'. Jesus Christ
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Page testifies that Sessions knew about Russia trip beforehand
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
Senator Franken has some questions for Jeff Sessions
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Clovis is out, the Bigly BS Tax Plan is unveiled, and Sessions admits that he lied about that pesky Russia thing. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, starts at 8PM EDT
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Gotham, Pyg strikes fear in Gotham PD as Jim Gordon continues to make increasingly bad decisions. (FOX 8ET) Later, on Arrow, as Ollie gets the ziplines running on time, Black Siren throws a wrench into the plan. (CW 9pm ET)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sessions admits to lying under oath
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Porn star announces she will run against Vladimir Putin in next year's Russian presidential elections
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If being heir to a fortune in New York City, attending an Ivy League university, marrying a series of models, getting paid millions of dollars to host a reality-TV show and getting elected president makes you a victim then sign me up
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Wed November 01, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Giants coach Ben McAdoo says he hasn't lost his defensive backs. He is certain they are around here somewhere, maybe under the couch cushions or fallen behind the dresser
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The failing NY Times reports another strong quarter as digital advertising revenue rose 11 percent and they added 105,000 net digital-only subscriptions. Covfefe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy faults both U.S. warships in recent collisions, as predicted by Farkers
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Will it be tricks or treats for Benfica, Celtic, Anderlect, Roma, Olympiacos, Juventus, Monaco, Sevilla, Feyenoord, Napoli, Porto, and Dortmund? This is THE CHAMPIONS Discussion thread. Kickoff is at 3:45pm ET Tues, 1pm on Weds. Happy Halloween
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Family unwittingly stays in and favorably reviews Airbnb flat owned by one of Paul Manafort's shell corporations, and now can't decide if it's creepy, weird, or kind of awesome
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(Independent)
 
 
 
'High air pressure' prevents televisions in UK from working. Jeez, get a tire gauge, guys, UK electronics are only rated for 30 PSI
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"There are very strong indications that wormholes that a human could travel through are forbidden by the laws of physics. That's sad"
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Have you had a blood transfusion? Congratulations, you probably have Alzheimer's
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
How a mortgage broker became a full-time pumpkin carver, with pictures of his creations that are fixtures on the national comic-con circuit
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions perjured himself
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(SportsChump)
 
 
 
49ers ask stupid questions
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
"The Witch-King of Angmar was an extremely minor cog within the Ringwraith organization and has never had, nor currently has, a relationship with Lord Sauron"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Sen. McCain in speech warns future service members to be wary of "propaganda and crackpot conspiracy theories" and the "seductions of authoritarian rule," which everyone obviously assumed was referring to Donald Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Better collusion. Better relations. Papadopoulos
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