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186 headlines found matching 'investigation'
Sun December 04, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher arrested for duct-taping unruly middle school students to their desks. Hey, if you've ever been around middle schoolers, you'll understand why the "Hero" tag is warranted
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Sat December 03, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
They said it was a million dollar wound, but the bail bondsman wasn't buying that
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Fri December 02, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police circumvent iPhone encryption by legally mugging suspect
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Latest on Joe McKnight investigation: shooter did not stand over McKnight's body firing shots, shooter is not a cop or ex-cop, McKnight was raised by a deputy sheriff
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Black Friday last year: buy more guns before Obama grabs them all. This year: Trump's the man now, buy even more guns
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently you can shoot people multiple times, kill them while shouting, "I told you not to fark with me" in a road rage incident and walk away without charges being filed, even if there are eyewitnesses
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
Fifteen years ago today, Enron files for bankruptcy. Holders of 5,600 jobs and $2.1 billion in pension plans get the shaft
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Dread Pirate Roberts claim that rogue government agent solicited payoff in exchange for information on Silk Road investigation and then destroyed the evidence
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Out of my way, peasants; I don't have to wait for offboarding like the rest of you lowlifes
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
First he makes you wait 5-7 seconds at a stop sign, then he flips you the bird when you honk at him. Good thing you have that .45 under the seat of the Audi you stole, isn't it, son? With mugshot of the year contender
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Active Shooter" didn't shoot anyone. Or have a gun. Was armed only with a car and butcher knife. Calls for common sense knife control expected right after retractions of "another active shooter" headlines
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
San Francisco transit system: "Help. Does anyone know how to get the ransomware off our ticketing machines?"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
OSHA states death of man killed in wood chipper could have been prevented by better training, not participating in kidnapping schemes
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Sat November 26, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Police uncovered $30,000 in stolen Nutella as part of an investigation into drug trafficking, car theft and a kidnapping plot. Canada
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yelling fire in a crowded movie theater. New outlawness: Yelling somebody has a gun in a crowded movie theater
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The fire was caused by somebody in the house, who had been using acetone - nail polish remover - to clean items while using a hairdryer and smoking"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We all live in a German submarine, German submarine, German submarine
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hello sailor, I am Peggy, what appears to be the problem please?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How do you turn one city's tragedy in to national mass hysteria? NBC News will show you how
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Call a Chick restaurant chain, serving "virgin chick" and "chick's sex partner" while proclaiming to satisfy all your expectations over chicks, under investigation after mom complained that her eight-year-old son wanted some of that chick action
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(UPI)
 
 
 
World's tallest decapitating water slide to be demolished
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Buffalo Bills fan admits to drinking booze from teenage girl's backside, charged with probation violation
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The FBI has cleared Brad Pitt of any wrongdoing involving his children, which paves the way for a rational, low-profile divorce with both parents making sure the kids' emotional well-being is a top priority
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Tue November 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pro tip. When the police come to your house looking for you, they probably will look under your bed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South African pastor under investigation for his admittedly unorthodox practice of spraying his congregants in the face with insecticide
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Death investigation involving 'town bully' of Galena sets resort town on edge. Holy paladin, Heroes for Hire bid for job removing him
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will not pursue any further criminal investigations against Hillary Clinton, as she's "been through enough." Translation: "I won, she lost, f*ck it"
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Mon November 21, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Incoming NSA Gen. Flynn illustrates the dangers of hanging out with Alex Jones too long as he says it's possible that the nerve gas attack in Syria that several investigations concluded Assad was responsible for, was really a "false flag" operation
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Seriously, you're doing it wrong. Very wrong
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
If you're a major computer retailer and office supply business how do you increase profits? Simple - just misdiagnose computers with nonexistent viruses to meet sales goals
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Spygate and Deflategate. New Hotness: Playgate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats call for investigation into allegations of Russian tampering with U.S. elections. Or at least I assume it's Democrats. Lindsey Graham is a Democrat, right?
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cheetos are not a good fire starter
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Forty-eight hours spent in the trenches of Facebook's fake news aggregators
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dead pig carcasses reported on I-75 after accident. On the bright side, at least they're not live pig carcasses
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
If Purdue football is being talked about on FARK, you know it isn't for something good
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Warning: smoking causes cancer, heart disease, and pictures of you being treated for non-smoking related health issues appearing in anti-smoking ads
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Patriot proposes 10th Amendment solution to Trump's neofascist campaign promises. And before you nitpick, constitutionally, municipal governments are treated as subunits of state governments. So yes, this is a 10th Amendment solution
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"When officers arrived at the home, they found several wild animals all roaming freely inside including three tigers, a cougar, a skunk and a fox"
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Some Area Man)
 
 
 
Man discovers he can't ride in the engine compartment of a driverless car without hitting a building
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
YouTube video star pleads guilty for faking a hate crime, since there isn't a jury in the country that would convict anyone for assaulting a YouTube star
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Wed November 09, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Samsung offices raided in investigation involving a dressage horse gifted to the daughter of the president of South Korea
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Tue November 08, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Every year some hunter gets mistaken for a deer and accidentally shot. However, they're usually not halfway up a tree at the time
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you're going to the airport to watch jets take off and land, bring along a radio so you can talk to the pilots
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wikileaks founder is looking forward to clearing his name, which he could have done any time in the last four years if he felt like it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Cat blamed for putting syringe in kid's Halloween candy bag. "The cat isn't speaking"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
San Antonio cop learns that the "serve and protect" part of his job description does NOT entail serving a literal sh*t sandwich to a homeless man
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Sun November 06, 2016
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima car wash investigation reveals septic tanks are still filled with radioactive sludge. Car wash? Car wash, yeah
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Sat November 05, 2016
(Kare11)
 
 
 
MyPillow loses some stuffing
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
AP investigation reveals Trump University employed convicted felons, including a cocaine-trafficker and a pedophile. "34 had personal bankruptcies, home foreclosures, credit card defaults, tax liens or other indicators of significant money troubles"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Harvard's entire soccer team given a permanent red card for the whole season
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Thu November 03, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Remember that SC couple who disappeared and someone was posting creepy messages on the guy's Facebook? Well they just found the girlfriend alive and chained up inside a storage container. Suspect in custody
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when something falls out the back of your truck? Or if you're flying a military jet, when missiles fall off? So embarrassing
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian military is investigating a mysterious noise in the Arctic. ♫ NOISE. NOISE. NOISE IN THE ARCTIC. NOISE ♫
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Parents of man shot while trying to rob Pizza Hut demand answers; "Why in the hell did this (Pizza Hut employee) have a gun?" Um, probably to protect himself from people like your son
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
FBI opens internal investigation after the Records Vault twitter account goes rogue. Subby is sure this will in no way turn out like when any other law enforcement agency investigates itself
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: Vote early, vote often
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like it when your co-workers bring their children to work doesn't mean you get to stab the kid
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Tue November 01, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Criminal defense and constitutional lawyer: Don't blame Comey for this mess, it wasn't his fault that neither he nor the FBI had the opportunity to review the emails before making the decision not to charge Hillary Clinton
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Next up to rip into James Comey...OH, COME ON
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There is no direct connection between Russia and Trump. Everybody just go back to your normal routines. Nothing to see here. These aren't the scandals you're looking for. Move along. *waves* Move along
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas state law allows sex offenders to decorate homes, pass out candy on Halloween
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
We coulda overlooked that black guy you killed, but we gotta fire you for this gay sexual assault stuff, officer
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Mon October 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Even Alberto Gonzales, the AG who said torture was cool, is wondering WTF Comey is doing with this investigation
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Apparently Hillary has two different sets of standards when it comes to commenting on criminal investigations
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Flip-flopping Dems, once big Comey fans, now piling on." Unlike the GOP, who accepted the closure of the email investigation with dignity and grace
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Fox News just can't get the second go-round of Emailghazi to become something
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
James Comey admits that the reason he violated DOJ policy to make the email investigation announcement was because of the election
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Clinton's lead over Trump dwindles down to 2 percent. So he's got that going for him. Which is nice
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Investigation into Hillary-Weiner emails no longer unwarranted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with going after the legislative and executive branches, Trump calls the judicial system "a third world country"
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Finally Trump has his own scandal too, you see an investigation has revealed linens are not being washed between guests at his new Trump International Hotel. Ewwww
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
"FBI director James Comey set his ego above the good of the country. That's not illegal, but it's certainly not right"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'We do not have a warrant': FBI admits Comey jumped the gun with Clinton email announcement
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Sat October 29, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the DoJ thinks Comey was out of line with his last letter to Congress, and told him before he sent it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump accuses Clinton of politicizing the FBI investigation. By the same logic, a lot of beauty queens have made unwanted sexual advances on a faithful and happily married Donald Trump
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Wired)
 
 
 
The FBI reopened its investigation after finding new Hillary emails. Actually, they weren't from Hillary, weren't on her server and they're not reopening anything. Confused? You won't be after reading this surprisingly level-headed article
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Surprise
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Yes Mr Kim sir, your missile failures are definitely caused by spies. They are absolutely, totally, 100% unconnected with the fact the people building the missiles are slaves who are forbidden from sleeping
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White boy from Michigan who claims to be the Islamic messiah, and the Jewish one, too, gets arrested in Tunisia on suspicion of terrorism. "Christians hates me because they know Jesus when they see him"
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Wed October 26, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
We've narrowed down the suspects to... almost everyone"
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Science takes another look at the Magic Eye craze of the 1990s
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Well, lookee there. It wasn't Hillary's campaign that made a $700,000 payment to the FBI Director overseeing the email investigation. It was Virginia Governor McAuliffe
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Wait, so you're saying Hillary has been investigated more than virtually anyone on the planet and has been cleared of any wrongdoing?
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Wed October 19, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Man in wheelchair commits suicide with pipe bomb. Oakland chicken restaurant owners adjust their ties
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
State Police warn motorists not to turn around and follow wrong-way drivers. You ain't the boss of me, pal
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Mon October 17, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
FBI Documents: Hillary was so unpleasant, security agents didn't want to work on her detail
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What will your priest, rabbi, shaman, whatever say about you at your funeral?
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Party angers balcony
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just bought an album by a band called "Kiss the Anus of the Black Cat". What's the best/worst band name you've ever heard?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Leading British UFO expert found dead in Poland days after asking his mother to ensure she demanded an investigation in the event something happened to him
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
FBI starts a second email investigation
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Tue October 11, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Poor quality housing in China results in death of the poor. Logical when you think of it
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
And checking back in with Tulsa- Crutcher tested positive for PCP
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire at five-story senior living center in LA. Evacuation to be completed by Christmas Day
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Rothschilds have weighed in on Donald Trump. Still awaiting word from the Vatican, the Gettys, the Queen and Colonel Sanders--before he went tits up
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Thu October 06, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Department of Defense investigates 3-star General's credit cards bills, many charges fell right in his lap
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Black and Blue Apron
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Judge is removed from the bench and agrees to never seek office again after an investigation finds he engaged in profantiy-laced temper tantrums while on the bench. Before you ask, NO there is no similar mechanism for presidential candidates
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
He went full Burress. You never go full Burress
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In accordance with its principles the party of small government and unrestricted free markets would like a federal investigation of Space-X, because reasons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently train data recorders are about as reliable as police body cams
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Sat October 01, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daycare under investigation for implementing a no smack, no snack policy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
New reports reveal MH370 should never have flown, increasing CNN's news boner to such lengths they can't even report on it
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Fri September 30, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The GOP is blocking an investigation of Trump's Putin connection
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Just in case you've never seen Ron Jeremy in handcuffs before
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New details from state investigators reveal that the Donald Trump foundation is... ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Undocumented
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Stockton mayor, recently arrested for strip poker with drunk teens and under investigation over the use of his gun in the murder of another teen, announces plan to hire private security with military background to patrol city, answerable only to him
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
Trump Hotel chain to pay $50,000 over credit card data breaches. No one knows who is behind the hacking, but authorities are investigating the possibility it came from a private e-mail server in Chappaqua, New York
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Authorities conducting 'death investigation' after severed human head is found in Chicago lagoon. Now, I'm not a forensic specialist or anything, but unless the head's talking or something, I think we can assume it's dead
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Sun September 25, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
The newest challenge for the F-35 -- taking off with high tailwinds without bursting into flames
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ex-LAPD cop: Charlotte Police 'escalated the situation' and are pushing a 'false narrative' about Keith Scott
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Fri September 23, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Lesson here is never ask an employee how much they would charge for sex
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(RedOrbit)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says the new SpaceX rocket has the capability to go "well beyond Mars." Where it will then promptly explode
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Honey, the life has gone out of our relationship. Nothing's happening between us any more. I've thought about it for 2 days and I'm leaving
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Brangelina divorce got real nasty, real fast
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Wed September 21, 2016
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
FBI's child porn website ruled illegal. Again
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Consult a physician if you experience a spider bite erection lasting more than four hours
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Tue September 20, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pam Bondi: Returning Trump's money would have looked like I got caught red-handed. That's why I have decided to keep the money and retain my ethical principles
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Obama on the Chelsea bombing: New Yorkers' refusal to panic in the face of terrorism makes me proud to be an American
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not cool, yo
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4 killed, 42 injured when charter bus carrying college football team hits overpass. Subby was on the scene, and won't be sleeping tonight
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Thu September 15, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida county employee charged for preying on businesses as a fake building inspector. Police reportedly became suspicious when they saw him actually doing work
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New investigation shows that hotels don't wash the sheets between guests, which is gross, but apparently, it is well known they also leave the duvet cover on a bed for months, and no one has a problem with that
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
TN State Election Commission announces that just because the TN legislature voted yesterday to expel lawmaker and serial sexual harasser Jeremy Dunham that doesn't mean they are shutting down their investigation of him for campaign finance fraud too
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Wed September 14, 2016
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Maryland school bus driver pulls 20 children from burning vehicle. "It's my job to save them"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian gets their hands on the Wisconsin John Doe investigation into Scott Walker's illegal campaign coordination. You remember, the documents that the Wisconsin Supreme Court conservatives wanted destroyed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
New York opens investigation into lying candidate's Foundation to look for evidence of illegal and corrupt activities
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is over, she has found to have destroyed 22 million emails against the law to avoid investigation. Oh wait sorry, it was Bush as president so no one gives a crap
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Mon September 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NTSB finds that Southwest flight 3472 lost more than just a cowling
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In effort to defend Exxon from state investigations, congressional republicans are heading for a legal battle that will likely curtail their subpoena power
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Sun September 11, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just when you think Jill Stein can't get any more idiotic, she's calling for a whole new investigation into the September 11 attacks to "uncover the truth"
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
G4S Secure Solutions fined $151,400 for falsely listing psychological testing information on more than 1,500 forms that allowed employees to carry guns -- including Pulse Nightclub mass murderer Omar Mateen
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Fri September 09, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Times, which owns Politifact, calls for a federal investigation of Bondighazi
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Wed September 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police detonate IED in Edmonton. Initial reports suggest it was disguised as the Edmonton Oilers' season
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Still not news: in exchange for dropping investigation, Trump held fundraiser for attorney general (in addition to illegally donating to her campaign)
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Trump surrogate Pam Bondi seeks out the all-important Scientology vote
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Mon September 05, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
If you're going to hire a campus security guard named "Dormevil," don't be surprised when things like this happen
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Sun September 04, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Fishing, tattoos, jumping out of a moving truck to your death...that's Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
FBI recalls its investigation of Martin Luther King Jr., and not fondly, as it teaches new agents how not to work a case
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The twelve biggest revelations from the FBI's report on Emailghazi
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Fri September 02, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Banks in Australia narrowly avoid regulations and government investigation into corruption after several mp's decide to go home early
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man shot in head by Fraser officer after car chase, once again showing the dangers of tossed salads and scrambled eggs
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Shssssssssh .... we're sending the world's first probe into a suspected "alien base" that is disguised as a floating island. Let's see what they find. P.S.: Grab the tinfoil on the way in
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Coke returns to their original formula
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Brown taken into custody after all-day standoff, says he'll beat the charges
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
After Foxconn scandal blew up back in the day, let's see how well Apple is supervising its Chinese suppliers in 2016. Workers' pay and conditions will surely be nothing to worry about, am I right?
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(Belleville Intelligencer)
 
 
 
After sex toy theft, police are probing for witnesses. Investigation is grinding to a halt
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Sun August 28, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
AP chief defends her incompetence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump believes the NSA still has Hillary's emails. Even the deleted ones
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An article written to appeal to the paranoid germophobe who freaks out at restaurants. Subject: Lemon in a drink. UNCLEAN
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rep Trey Gowdy call for the FBI to do a second investigation of Hillary Clinton's email server, because that worked out SO well when his Benghazi committee did it
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Thu August 25, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte will be summoned to Rio for hearing provided his plane isn't held up
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police successfully carry out controlled explosion on pesto sandwich
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Aurora Lawnmowerealis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman dies from zip lining. Oddly, not from boredom
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(Surf Kentucky)
 
 
 
Joint investigation leads to discovery of 34 pounds of pot
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Much like an employee justifies stealing from a corporation that treated him like human garbage, the Brazil officials got a little extortion happy after the whole Lochte incident
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(CNN)
 
 
 
An outraged Congress is demanding an investigation in why the makers of the Epipen have hiked the price of the life-saving drug nearly 400%; but if they really want answers they should ask Sen Manchin (D-WVa) to ask his daughter since she is the CEO
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
In a Columbo plot gone wild, woman poses as a Dateline producer to entice brain damaged man to re-enact 911 call, killing him to take the heat off in 2011 murder investigation, then gets all self-stabby in jail
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Tue August 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York Times said to be hacked by Russians. It was first noticed when motto on first page switched to "All the news that fits our viewpoint, we print"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Airline shocked, SHOCKED by social media posts made by its flight crews that include images of a blow-up doll posing with a pilot in the cockpit and a video of a flight attendant spitting water in an empty cabin
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Dorfman accused of cheating in order to raise his 0.2 GPA. Otter prohibited from cross-examining "Student X", who may not have even been in the same room
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Mon August 22, 2016
(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Exxon could be the new Enron. "If, collectively, the fossil fuel companies are overstating their assets by trillions of dollars, that's a big deal"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
At this point, naming anything "Clinton" will put you in the crosshairs of Russian hackers working for Trump-Putin
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Sun August 21, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump campaign spends $420K on hats, proving it's not so much a bid for the presidency as a virtual hat-wearing simulator much like Team Fortress 2
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tea Party talk show host and failed politician busted for crystal meth trafficking in the most Alabama story you'll read today
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Sat August 20, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Investigation by the very dishonest and failing New York Times finds that the Trump empire is up to its ears in debt and is a complex web of holding companies
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The guys who run CERN have branched out into human sacrifice
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Wed August 17, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The summer Amusement Park assault on children continues as six children get a jolt from The Scrambler
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(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Brazilian judge orders police to seize Ryan Lochte's passport so they can get to the bottom of this robbery investigation with conflicting accounts. Lochte's lawyer: Good luck finding him
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Tue August 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having put away Tom Brady for not cooperating, NFL sets its sights on four other players to suspend for PEDs. Peyton Manning still absolutely cleared by extremely thorough investigation
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
State Department to turn over Clinton emails, so we can find out how much there is to say about yoga
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Mon August 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline:"Police search for cab driver after US Olympic swimmers robbed by armed men in Rio." In their defense, it must be hard to find a cab driver between so many armed robbers in the streets
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hollywood home tour operators are charging up to $65 a person but are pointing out homes not owned by celebrities. Tour representative: "It's all about fun, and they're not supposed to be accurate"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the most recent dump of data by DNC hackers, it's the big chance for that special breed of guy who has been waiting for his chance for phone sex. With Nancy Pelosi
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Sentient Twitter account and presidential candidate Donald Trump now just holding up signs he printed from the internet at his rallies
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
An important investigation: Why is Starling Marte playing an accordion in the Pirates' clubhouse? Will he release an album soon?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ecuador to Sweden: This guy is getting on our nerves. F*ck it, you guys can come over and question him
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Office workers hang noose over coworker's desk, find out Trump "I was joking" excuse doesn't work in real world
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Wed August 10, 2016
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Doggystyle isn't meant to be taken literally, my dear
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Tue August 09, 2016
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Old news: underground meth lab. Fark news: meth lab in the sewer
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Did an Olympic kayaker capsize after hitting a submerged sofa? Probably not, but it's too funny not to report on
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Times investigation finds "think tanks" are more like "lobbyist lagoons"
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Sun August 07, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have to die young, there are few better ways to go out than on the world's tallest water slide
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
There's drunk, and there's "climbing into the back of a police cruiser thinking it's a taxicab" drunk
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