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2 headlines found matching 'intoxicated person'
Mon June 13, 2016
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(The Stanford Daily)
Rapey McDumpster's expert witness has defended other unconscious-body rapers, and gets $40k for expertiness like "'pace yourself,' 'avoid Jell-O shots,' and 'beer before liquor, never sicker.'"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
23-year-old woman changes full-size police car into compact smart car using only the power of alcohol and poor life decisions
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