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88 headlines found matching 'injury'
Wed December 07, 2016
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Sometimes, you just want to hit the bar after a day on the slopes. Other times, the bar hits you
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Playing bumper boats at the fair can be fun. Playing it in the middle of Puget Sound with a ferry, not so much
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Sun December 04, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top games this week include Chiefs-Falcons, Bills-Raiders, and Giants-Steelers. What game are you watching? Is your team still in the playoffs? How else would you spend your Sunday? The games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox, CBS
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Not to discourage you from getting off your butt and exercising, but chances are you are stretching wrong, lunging wrong, and crunching wrong
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That firefighter whose house was set ablaze and had "Lie With Pigs, Fry Like Bacon" spray painted on the side? Turns out he did it
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Fri December 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Colombia plane crash survivor curled up in a fetal position before impact, which was learned after trying to deal with United Airlines customer services
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Thu December 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Clay Matthews says shoulder injury caused by cheap shot......That's the joke
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hippo attacks truck, driver has only appropriate reaction (not safe for work language)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parallel parking and diagonal parking are for amateurs. Try vertical parking
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Wed November 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bicyclist dies of embarrassment after hitting box turtle. Darwin puts bicyclist in this year's top ten list. Trump's on the list because of his hair. So, now the hair and the tortoise are on the list. Smooth, subby, smooth
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Sky Chefs, your catering truck is cleared for landing
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice sliced open Ed Sheeran's face with a sword. Sadly, he lived
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Rifle discharges at Montana gun show, injuring 2
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(UFC)
 
 
 
UFC Fight night: Whittaker vs. Brunson in Melbourne live on Fight Pass and FS1 7 PM ET, come make fun of DC dropping out of another fight due to injury
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Get Reading)
 
 
 
Dog rescued by firefighters after getting head stuck in non-slatted chair
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The fire was caused by somebody in the house, who had been using acetone - nail polish remover - to clean items while using a hairdryer and smoking"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FYI, here are your actual rights when shopping on Black Friday and punching someone in the face for a cheap TV in a crowd of screaming Walmart shoppers isn't among them
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Mon November 21, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official. The Green Bay Packers have hit the panic button
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man hurling bricks from roof demands chocolate from police
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Sat November 19, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
And today's restaurant that does not know the rules about blind customers and service dogs is... (drumroll please) ...Popeyes
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Wed November 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman sues Zara Dresses after allegedly finding dead rat sewn into her clothes, developing rodent rash. Expect company to look into "Cinderella Defense"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Watchdog group releases Top 10 list of most dangerous toys for 2016. Little guy Irwin Mainway and his Bag-O-Glass shut out again in favor of soulless corporate creations like the Warcraft DoomHammer
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Don't worry, Gronk didn't play through Sunday's loss to Seattle with a concussion. He played through the game with a punctured lung
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Mon November 14, 2016
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Chinese zoo admits using Siberian huskies as fake wolves. Zoo keepers said there was little physical difference between the two animals, although the huskies taste far better
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh man, this kid is soooo grounded (Warning: graphic images)
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Thu November 10, 2016
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Paralyzed monkeys regain control of their legs after brain implants. Dr. Zaius nods approvingly
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(Bearing Arms)
 
 
 
Welcome to Trumpistan. Five people shot near Seattle protest
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods says he's ready to play golf again, will return to play in December. Why are you all laughing?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
God smites Tebow for attempting to break the eighth commandment
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Father out hunting with with his three kids manages to shoot two of them with one shot. The third one had to make do with a cut on the hand
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Sun October 30, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the game in London comes the regular schedule. Who will win the Pirate Bowl in Tampa? How about the pillow fight between the Jets and the Browns? How about the battle between Aaron Rodgers and Matt Ryan? The games begin at 1 PM ET
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Wed October 26, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
What's the matter, ex-boyfriend got your tongue?
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You've just been accused of racism and cultural appropriation. How do you combat this? If you are Amy Schumer, you post a topless selfie showing no nipple
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Wed October 19, 2016
(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
State Police warn motorists not to turn around and follow wrong-way drivers. You ain't the boss of me, pal
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Not surprisingly, the history of cheese rolling is replete with tales of injury"
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out why naked mole-rats don't feel pain
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Man hospitalized with hole burned into his esophagus after eating ghost pepper burger. "For whatever it's worth, the patient had successfully finished the burger"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling says Trevor Bauer's postseason injury can't compare to his. Of course it can't; Bauer's is real
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gameweek 8 of the EPL reaches a climax, the Special One's Red Devils travel to Anfield as the Manchester United/Liverpool rivalry rolls on. Will Rooney start? Will Sturridge make it out of the dressing room without an injury? Kickoff at 15:00 ET
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger suffers torn meniscus, will be out for at least two weeks. This is not a repeat from 2015. Or 2010
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Fri October 14, 2016
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Pray for us
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
As if driving wasn't already dangerous enought now you need to keep your eye out for sex-crazed deer
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Wed October 12, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
The three most dangerous cars in America. "The Forenza received the lowest possible rating for its side impact crash safety, citing a high likelihood of pelvic fracture to the driver and brain injury to the passenger"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
When a girl Porsche driver races her boyfriend in a Lamborghini, the loser's the Buick driver he hits head-on
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Navy sailor who was far from ship-shape arrested after his upside-down car nearly hit a child's bedroom: "I just looked out the window. I'm like, 'Oh, there's a car on my door'"
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Mon October 10, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Man accused of pressure washing two dogs: "Oh, I'm from California and I don't know any better"
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Sun October 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers have a field day against the Jets? Who will win the Battle of the Beltway with the Ravens vs. the Redskins? How about a Golden State battle between the Chargers and Raiders? It's your NFL Week 4 thread, kickoff is at 1 PM ET, CBS and FOX
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Wed October 05, 2016
(The Register)
 
 
 
Republicans are hoping to regulate SpaceX to death and eliminate competition in the space launch industry
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two injured after e-cigarette explodes on the Hogwarts Express. Apparently, some muggle didn't get the memo that you can't use electronics around wizards
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Thu September 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After hurting her ankle stepping in a pothole, Al Sharpton's daughter was able to dance, go to concerts, tour the country, climb mountains, and sue the city for $5 million
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Determined deer gets hit by SUV, decides it wants to go for a ride
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Wed September 28, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Lord giveth you a career year as your contract expires; the Lord taketh your ACL at the same time
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Tue September 27, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Benoit (balls) tears calf during scrum against Yankees. *snickers* I'm sorry. I was laughing at his name
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
It's official: LCFC striker Jamie Vardy does not recommend 20 batches of Skittles mixed with 3 liters of vodka as an injury recovery elixir. "The vodka was decent but it wasn't doing much for my dead leg, which didn't stop bleeding for ages"
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Mon September 26, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: It's obviously time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick. FARK: Seahawks DT Michael Bennett says it's time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Police report Houston shooter was disgruntled ambulance chaser, didn't think he was this desperate though
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New York Giants lose Eli to a hamstring injury after he ties a career low of 0 yards passing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Soda, pop, coke, soda water - what do you call your favorite soft drink? Which one is the "correct" version? LGN
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canadian study of notorious obstacle courses like Tough Mudder, Mud Hero, and Warrior Dash concludes you are more likely to suffer a serious injury at a Phish concert than at one of these runs
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Fri September 23, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The death of Mia Farrow's adopted son, Thaddeus Wilks Farrow, turns out to have been less "tragic car accident" and more "tragic self-inflicted gunshot wound"
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
AD doesn't have a torn LCL. ESPN is just the Fox News of sports
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Wed September 21, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MN RB AP to OR ASAP
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Tue September 20, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Want to pull a sick day tomorrow? Here are the excuses that bosses most believe
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Looks like the Vikings will have to switch running backs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson's knee injury may have revealed a flaw in the Minnesota Vikings's new stadium, since when do you have to go through a restaurant to go to the locker room?
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Thu September 15, 2016
(PBS)
 
 
 
CDC says the most common work related injury is hearing loss. Which is different than the cases of selective hearing loss that most people encounter when they are dealing with government workers
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Wed September 14, 2016
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Drunk, driving away from fatal hit-and-run in damaged car is not good time to stop in Taco Bell drive-thru for munchies, just saying
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Tue September 13, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
The smell of French fries is great but not when they are burning down your house
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
You can't spell Robert Griffin III without IR
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(Metro)
 
 
 
University experiment involved suffocating twelve dogs, reviving them, removing their hearts and then killing them again - all in the name of science
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Some Bunny Luv'n Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just found a baby bunny nest in his backyard, just passing this along in case you encounter one
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Wed September 07, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Doctor reveals why paper cuts hurt so much. Still tight lipped about cancer
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Racing driver jumps over entire TOWN in monster truck to break Guinness World Record
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Sat September 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Romo tells player who injured him "See you in the playoffs." Also asks how much a post-season ticket in Seattle tends to go for
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Wed August 31, 2016
(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
New poll shows Trump is less popular than Public Restrooms, Middle Seats on Airplanes, People Who Leave Voicemails, Hillary Clinton and even Duke. But he tied with Personal Injury Lawyers and beat Bubonic Plague, so that's nice
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
For those who thought that Peyton Manning will come out of retirement and join the Minnesota Vikings to replace an injured Teddy Bridgewater ... sorry, but he'll continue to spend Sunday mornings grocery shopping in his bathrobe
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Vikings release a statement on the damage to Teddy Bridgewater's knee, and on a scale of 1 to 10, it's about an 11
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Tue August 30, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Vikings may be opening their new stadium with a new starting QB after Teddy Bridgewater goes down with the dreaded non-contact injury to the knee
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Sun August 28, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three more NFL pre-season games today, three more chances for your fantasy draft to be ruined by an injury in a worthless game. SD @ MIN at 1pm ET, ARI @ HOU at 4:25, and CIN @ JAX in the nightcap at 8
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Look at the picture of this Southwest Air plane to see what it calls a "mechanical issue." Tag is for the pilot and crew
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Tony Romo's vertebrae
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a truck full of airbag cartridges crashes in front of your home and detonates? BONUS FARK: Takata airbags
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Laura Ingalls Wilder (AKA Melissa Gilbert) was going to run for Congress before she was seriously injured. Now she'd rather not risk permanent disability, but oh no -- the GOP is suing to force her to stay in the race so they have a weaker opponent
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half of UK parents allow children to drink alcohol at home. The other half prefer their kids drink down to the pub
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Thu August 18, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
18 year-old pregnant woman dies after car crash, but baby survived. Initially, woman complained only of leg injury from crash. She was a passenger in the car driven by a man, not her husband. He survived the accident. Move on, nothing to see here
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For some, tequila makes their clothes fall off. For others it causes them to start a fight with their wife who then proceeds to "rip open husband's scrotum and attack him with umbrella"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Suspected bath salts user arrested after deadly face-off
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Fri August 12, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
Man wearing back brace confused for suicide bomber in Bolton
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