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Headlines matching 'injury'

Sun May 20, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Will the Yotes finally scurry out of the darkness to break the Kings' domination of Round 3; or, will the Kings clinch their rein over the West? It's your Sunday NHL Playoffs thread (nhl.com)	(505)

Fri May 18, 2012

If you're going to say you're too injured to work, you probably shouldn't get caught running various long-distance races and triathlons. "Her race times also improved after the claimed injury" (nwfdailynews.com)

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Wed May 16, 2012

As if being in WalMart isn't trauma enough, NJ man sues WalMart for $1 million after being "traumatized" by a 16-year-old's racist remark (hosted.ap.org)

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Mon May 14, 2012

Josh Hamilton is on pace to win the triple crown. Only one problem, he has never finished a season without an injury. Will he do it this year? Taking bets to the right (espn.go.com)

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Sun May 13, 2012

		The Clippers try to keep the LA streak alive in a Game 7 with the Grizzlies, while the Pacers try to chill out the Heat at the start. NBA playoff action starts at 1 ET on ABC (sports.yahoo.com)	(161)
(CBS)		Court rules that guy can sue hospital for "excruciating pain and trauma" when a worker tripped on a hose, yanking a catheter from his penis (losangeles.cbslocal.com)	(129)

Wed May 09, 2012

Your estranged wife wants to vote for a Democrat. Do you: C) throw yourself in front of her moving vehicle? (jsonline.com)

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Sun May 06, 2012

Shoppers are being paid more than $100 million a year in personal injury lawsuits after they slipped on grapes at the grocery store. Still cheaper than covering the world in bubble wrap (couriermail.com.au)

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Fri May 04, 2012

(Some Guy)		Mariano Rivera: "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back" (mlbtraderumors.com)	(38)
(Some Guy)		Afghani designed landmine clearing device uses no fossil fuel, is biodegradable, has zero risk of injury to human operators, and costs pennies on the dollar next to current tech (bbc.com)	(52)

Mon April 30, 2012

Derrick Rose's season-ending ACL injury mocked--by LeBron James' Nike shoe designer (espn.go.com)

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Fri April 27, 2012

How meaningless is the final week of the NBA regular season? Golden State Warriors become the first NBA team in modern history to start five rookies in one game (sfgate.com)

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Wed April 25, 2012

Finally some good news for Mets fans: Not only does Jason Bay's injury spare them from having to watch him flail at the plate every day, it may also prevent his $17 million option from vesting next year (espn.go.com)

(15)

Tue April 24, 2012

		"Whether you've had some form of head trauma that has caused you to like Barack Obama or like all good hearted people, you can't stand him, his performance has objectively been terrible" (townhall.com)	(233)
		Tired of being the only healthy Phillie who can hit the ball out of the infield, Hunter Pence gets himself a shoulder injury (philadelphia.phillies.mlb.com)	(35)

Sun April 22, 2012

You know things are bad when even the Chicago Cubs flip you the Byrd (espn.go.com)

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Sat April 21, 2012

Today's non-cancer-curing scientific research: "a Christian with a brain injury is going to feel closer to God while a person raised as an atheist might feel more spiritually connected to the earth" (kansascity.com)

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Fri April 20, 2012

		Day 10: Elimination Day Part II. Will the refs swallow their whistles in Nashville? Can a Penguin actually die on the ice? These questions and more as the Pennsylvania Civil War continues @ 730ET and DET @ NSH 800 ET (nhl.com)	(1000)
(Gizmag)		New technology shown to injuries brain minimize (gizmag.com)	(11)

Wed April 18, 2012

Who knew that helicopters are faster than automobiles? (msnbc.msn.com)

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Tue April 10, 2012

Outlook still vague on Terrance Knighton's vodak to eye injury; Eudora, Thunderbird far more specific (jacksonville.com)

(5)

Wed April 04, 2012

		That one actor that's in everything, no not him the other one, in intensive care after suffering a head injury during a fall (tmz.com)	(88)
		25 pictures from yesterday's tornado outbreak in Dallas (buzzfeed.com)	(137)

Mon April 02, 2012

Enhanced video evidence in Trayvon Martin case (huffingtonpost.com)

(720)

Sat March 31, 2012

Proof that the universe hates you: Survive going over Niagara Falls in a barrel, but die due to injuries sustained by slipping on an orange peel (ramblingbeachcat.com)

(31)

Thu March 29, 2012

Not news: Red Wing loses on the road. News: To the Columbus Blue Jackets. Fark. On national television. Ultrafark: Due to injuries, Columbus started their 5th string goaltender, who got his first NHL win to boot (nhl.com)

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Mon March 26, 2012

Not that it'll change anyone's mind. "George Zimmerman suffered a broken nose, and had an injury to the back of his head, he was attacked by Trayvon Martin on that evening," (Auto-play video) (abcnews.go.com)

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Sun March 25, 2012

Tiger Woods does 72 holes, finishes on top (espn.go.com)

(26)

Fri March 23, 2012

X-rays negative on Dustin Pedroia's hand that was hit by a pitch. The ball would have hit anyone else in the knee (espn.go.com)

(25)

Thu March 22, 2012

(Some Guy)

A wallet: it's like protection for your butt (fox40.com)

(31)

Wed March 21, 2012

		Will Drew Brees suffer another potentially career-ending injury while on a Franchise-Tag? Will Tebow be raptured from the pocket? Will Seabass drink himself into a coma? It's the Madden '13 cover vote (espn.go.com)	(61)
		Man dies at faith healing event. You're definitely doing it wrong (telegraph.co.uk)	(111)

Mon March 12, 2012

TJ Ford retiring, in desperate attempt to remind people who TJ Ford is (espn.go.com)

(26)

Fri March 09, 2012

		Indiana's Jones to miss the rest of the regular season, plans to visit a museum in his free time (rivals.yahoo.com)	(17)
		Pitcher injures himself while toweling off. Is forced to admit that he's gay (msn.foxsports.com)	(31)
		"Eight reasons why Peyton Manning and the Dolphins are a good fit." Missing from the list: even with a neck injury, he'd still be the best player on the team (sun-sentinel.com)	(40)

Thu March 08, 2012

Tony Dungy: Peyton Manning's neck injury first caused by Greg Williams' endorsed "BountyGate" hit in 2006 (indystar.com)

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Wed February 29, 2012

Newly acquired Pirates pitcher A.J. Burnett struck in face by line drive. Describes feeling as "less painful than pitching for the Pirates" (sports.yahoo.com)

(22)

Thu February 23, 2012

Jonathan Toews crashes car into el-train support beam. Car declared out tonight with a front-body injury (chicagotribune.com)

(54)

Thu February 16, 2012

Boston Bruins player gets hurt, bleeds, falls to the ice while Flyers fans cheer. No, wait, its fans of the other team that hates the Bruins. No, not that team's fans either (sports.yahoo.com)

(96)

Fri February 10, 2012

(Some Guy)

This is a real eye opener. Pair of blind joggers are being sued for running into another jogger (ottawacitizen.com)

(9)

Thu February 09, 2012

38KKK air bags keep woman safe in car crash (dailymail.co.uk)

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Mon February 06, 2012

Adding insult to injury, Will Ferrell's Super Bowl ad aired in only one market: Super Bowl loser Danny Woodhead's hometown of North Platte, NE (omaha.com)

(24)

Thu February 02, 2012

(Sum Gai)		Chinese restaurant catches fire. Fortunately there were no injuries, as everyone had prepared for such an event by running around their cars at red lights (woodtv.com)	(32)
(SBNation)		Much like Peyton Manning, Roy Oswalt is in search of a home for after rehabbing from an injury that could jeopardize his career. To really drive the similarity home, we have an pic of Oswalt making a Manning face (mlb.sbnation.com)	(38)

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