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58 headlines found matching 'injury'
Mon September 25, 2017
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You think you remember one of Tony Orlando's hits, but you can't quite put your finger on it? That's okay, neither can he
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Sun September 24, 2017
(NBA)
 
 
 
Thanks to controversial non-call in NBA playoffs that tanked Spurs' chances to beat Warriors, league enacts "Zaza Pachulia" rule that lets ref whistle dangerous closeouts as flagrant fouls
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Thu September 21, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
It's not Lupus, it's Lupul
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Wed September 20, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Anthony Michael Hall convicted of assaulting neighbor, possibly with a breakfast club
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Two 8-year-old boys fight, then go home. Neighbor doesn't think fight is done, drags one kid from his home, makes them fight again
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Sat September 16, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Senators introduce a bill to make credit freezes permanently free. They must have read subby's post about Equifax
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Fri September 15, 2017
(The Daily Texan)
 
 
 
The problem with taking the law into your own hands and deciding who gets punched during a protest is properly identifying your targets. You look awfully dumb when you send a student reporter to the hospital for stitches
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Tue September 12, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is it still a "warning shot" if it hits them in the leg? Asking for a friend
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Tue September 05, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
If you used a high pick on Janikowski for your fantasy football team, you're not only a moran, you're an unlucky moran
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Fri September 01, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The most dangerous sex positions. EVERYBODY ahh ooh PANIC
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian figure skater retires at 19 pounds after battling anorexia
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Weapons for self defense are illegal in China. Solution: Anti-pervert flame-throwers
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Wed August 23, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Rey Mysterio take the gold from Johnny Mundo? WHAT is Asuka's future after a devastating injury? WHO will take home the Cueto Cup? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins @ 9pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sports pope Mike Francesa, upon being informed that naked pics are often taken to be sent to people on an internet: "Why? Why would you be transmitting naked photos of yourself? What is the point?"
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Mon August 21, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sometimes winning isn't everything: Swimmer forfeits his chance in a championship event after paying tribute to Barcelona's terrorist victims with moment of silence
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Wed August 16, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints fire two team doctors who couldn't tell a contusion from a fracture
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Survey examines pubic hair grooming-related injuries. "Limitations of the study include that some individuals may not have answered the survey truthfully because pubic hair grooming is a sensitive subject." Million-to-one shot, Doc. Million-to-one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lucky Whitehead's fortune keeps swinging, from high-to-low-to-high and now back-to-low
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"Didn't really hurt:" Wisconsin man drove himself to hospital after nail from nail gun punctured his heart
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Can you get out of a DUI if you have a note from your doctor telling you to drink?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Red Sox are firmly in control of the AL East thanks to winning 9 of their last 10 games, while the Dodgers continue a push for a record-setting season. And how will Bryce Harper's injury affect the Nats? It's your week 19 MLB Power Rankings
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
College Republicans president spotted in Charlottesville: 'They have no proof that I'm a racist'
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Sun August 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Xenu strikes again
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Injury report from Bryce Harper's knee shows that the Nationals' playoff run may not be significantly bruised
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Thu August 10, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"This is not a quota" says FHP email asking for 2 citations per hour. "We have a goal to reach"
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Wed August 09, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
How bad is it getting for the Atlanta Braves? Getting swept by the Phillies is bad, but losing your shortstop to an injury suffered while jogging on to the field...now that's bad
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Tue August 08, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're jogging and someone doesn't move out of your way? So does this guy
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick's girlfriend Nessa decides to help his job search by C) comparing the Ravens owner to the slave owner in Django on Twitter
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Thu August 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins mathematically eliminated from playoff contention
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Wed August 02, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Bob Barker is not dead
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Good thing we didn't vote in people who can't even handle email properly
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Older people dying on job at higher rate than all workers." Analysis: No Shiat
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Mon July 31, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Like to blow through red lights on your motorcycle? Here's your sign
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
*UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ* *wee ooo* *UNZ UNZ UNZ UNZ* *WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO*
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Fri July 28, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ravens mull the idea of signing Colin Kaepernick with Joe Flacco out with an injury. Nah, just kidding, they signed a quarterback from the Arena League
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The manufacturer of the Fire Ball was issued a warning for "structural fatigue" going back as far as 2007 (WARNING: Graphic video)
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Thu July 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"I can only walk 20 to 50 meters at a time. Pay me." "I can't walk on uneven ground. Pay me." "I suffer pain when walking long distances and need to sit down every 20 minutes. Pay me." ... "Oops, you probably shouldn't have seen that"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So why are alligator attacks on the rise in Florida? Maybe some people just want to help the reptiles out by offering the gator aide
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Fri July 14, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Huh, I bet I can submit this one with a witty headline. Lemme see . . . *screech* *crash*
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Wed July 05, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hot air balloon makes emergency landing into gator filled pond near Disney World. Passengers happy to avoid parking fees
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Mon July 03, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Emergency rooms preparing for flood of idiots who blow off their fingers or set themselves on fire with sparklers this July 4th
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Sat July 01, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
News: 14 injured in single vehicle car accident. Krusty and Bozo remain in serious condition
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Some Mannequin)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again, and here's the obligatory video demonstrating why you should not allow mannequins to handle fireworks at your July 4th celebrations
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Coloradoan)
 
 
 
Drunk driver speeds through stop sign, injuring his son and two other people. You can probably guess why he's not going to jail and not even getting a DUI
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Thu June 22, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forget fidget spinners, China's hottest new toy is a tiny crossbow for shooting cockroaches with toothpicks
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: If you lost a goose that was wearing a red thong, the RSPCA would like a word with you
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Tue June 20, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford hit-and-run suspect claims victim 'said she was OK,' claims he only left when she called him a big dummy
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Gabriel Heinze reveals Roy Keane once 'knocked him out' in dressing room incident
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Paragon of serious journalism BuzzFeed answers the pressing question of our day: Should you stick this up your butt? (Not safe for work or sanity)
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Richard Hammond, popular car show host and hamster, has been in a serious accident. Again. This time destroying a car worth £2 million
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Atlanta / Philadelphia game delayed by: A) injury on the field. B) replay review. C) baseball bat stuck in the netting
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Thu June 08, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Don't text and walk. With helpful video. No really, it proves the point
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Concerts cancelled after Phil Collins falls, can't get up. Unclear whether his robot insurance covers this
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
One woman robs another woman by ripping off her bra and snatching the money hidden inside. Curiously, the two men in the home who witnessed the attack did nothing to stop the robbery because they were too busy staring
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Harley recalls 46k bikes because of leaky oil. Maybe they should try using oil that doesn't leak
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Most fans have some idea of the incredible sacrifices professional athletes make in order to compete. But when an athlete is injured, we usually don't see the overwhelming grief they feel when they realize they can't compete anymore. Until now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother who broke neck sneezing breaks it again while laughing
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Boy asks for leftovers at skating rink birthday party. What could go wrong?
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