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69 headlines found matching 'injuries'
Sun March 26, 2017
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
If a Uber car crashes in the desert, but there's no one driving it, does it make a lawsuit?
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Sat March 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Armed robbery of Rolex store inside the Bellagio Casino leads to brothers-in-law suddenly nervous about their tractor dealerships
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Thu March 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since there isn't a single black man living in his city, a Baltimore man went to NYC last week just to stab black men to death
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New lawsuit now claims 1,800 former NFL players were given painkillers to help them play through injuries. Some were so heavily drugged they signed contracts with the Cleveland Browns
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Sat March 11, 2017
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Train vs......Horse and Buggy??
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Wed March 08, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan basketball team plane slides off the runway during high winds. Team making arrangements for alternate travel plans, alternate underwear
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Tue March 07, 2017
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
CPSC warns that if you have a Craftsman portable table saw you should immediately go unplugged
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Fri March 03, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Golden Knights officially join the NHL. Injuries from not paying off gambling debts to be replaced by injuries from high sticking
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Tue February 28, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Car plows into crowd at Mardi Gras parade. Sadly this is not a repeat from a few days ago
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Good4Utah)
 
 
 
I don't know what the record is for time between purchasing a gun and accidentally injuring yourself with it, but this guy may have just broken it
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Girl gets hand stuck in blender. I guess that Goonies remake has been greenlit after all
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest's mansion damaged by fire. Investigators checking the theory that the fire started when Brian Dunkleman forgot to unplug his hot plate in the garage
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shots fired at Houston's Ben Taub Hospital. Police are searching the hospital but no injuries or deaths reported
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
French police claim that the apprehension procedure known as a 'baton rouge' was simply an accident
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Fri February 10, 2017
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Nature runs its course after two people clean jewelry with gasoline in apartment while smoking
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Woman sues restaurant after making a jackass of herself
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Falling Wallendas
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Berkeleyside)
 
 
 
Police congratulated for showing great restraint during riots at UC Berkeley by doing nothing and letting the angry mob cause injuries and damage
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bearded man tosses explosives into a Pasadena CA Cheescake Factory. Penny Hofstadter thankful she no longer works there
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Doctors are warning parents about the latest stupid internet game called "the salt and ice challenge." Basically it gives your skin instant frostbite, and you lose blood vessels and nerve endings. Yay
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Man brings knife to a gun fight at the Louvre with predictable results
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Thu February 02, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Home Depot recalls 2 million patio chairs because sitting on your porch shouldn't be life-threatening
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
JJ Watt says he's juiced and ready for his next injury
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wanted: One new guided-missile cruiser captain, as the current job holder is going to get his ass fired shortly
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Fri January 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Coach K bans his sucky Duke basketball team from their own locker room and from wearing Duke apparel. Also, he's seriously mulling over taking away their fruit cups at lunch
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I'll see your "Cop hit with wet tampon" and raise to "Man disfigured in fight over Minute Maid"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
IKEA recalls wooden chairs due to customer reports of sustained injuries. Help me, I'm sø very scared
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Armed bystanders get 1 person killed, 5 others shot during robbery
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Man has a dream where his wife cheats on him. He then wakes up and beats up his wife. She has him arrested. Can this relationship be saved?
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Mon January 16, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
This is how you use the Wendy's Drive Thru, West Virginia style
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Sun January 15, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the 2016 election in a 13-second nutshell (with video)
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Sat January 14, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-three years on the job, and you get clipped by a tractor trailer and you and your snowplow get shoved down a 300' cliff to your certain doom. That you lived should be a testament to others that seat belts save lives
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Fri January 13, 2017
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Train With a Capital T
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Wed January 11, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Firefighters called to Nestle plant. Concerned neighbors show up with graham crackers and marshmallows
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
The day Massachusetts prison inmates took over their prison, prepared for war. "When it was apparent the prisoners were not going to go back into their cells, the (officers) backed out of the unit"
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Tue January 10, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Frozen waterfalls look pretty from up close, until the 20ft long icicles start falling on you
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man shot in laundromat fight. Let's see how agitators in the media try to spin this one in the next news cycle
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Sat January 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Passenger jet strikes drone, sparking calls for restrictions on airliners around drone zones
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Fri January 06, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
As the ambulance sped away, one thing stuck in his mind (warning: graphic image)
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Sun January 01, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little sweater
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Too dumb to not use FaceTime while driving, resulting in the death of your 5-year-old daughter? It's Apple's fault so sue their pants off
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Wed December 28, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA coach George Karl says the league has a problem with PEDs. As of yesterday, guns, assaults and marijuana still totally under control
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
2016 is reportedly warming up for the big finale
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
In Arkansas Christmas doesn't officially start until one family member pulls a knife on another
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Fri December 23, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Listen, there have to be some consequences for opening Christmas gifts early, that's all I'm saying
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Thu December 22, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. You have the right to be taken to a hospital and then be a dumbass, in which case I will shoot you"
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
All right. All right. Please disperse. Nothing to see here
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Why steal a package off a porch when you can steal a whole truck full?
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Tue December 20, 2016
(SILive)
 
 
 
If you're collecting workers' comp and keep telling the doctors that you're injured and unable to work, don't get caught teaching kickboxing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You're the Pentagon, and you've commissioned a new "blast gauge" that you hope will help detect soldiers' brain injuries caused by nearby explosions. Except, it's actually detecting brain injuries caused by soldiers firing their own weapons. Wat do?
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Thu December 15, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
When the cops find this guy, I wonder what he will look like when they wash off the drawn-on beard
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Wed December 14, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
German tourist taught harsh lesson about New Zealand wildlife after going swimming with "grumpy seal"
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Mon December 12, 2016
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Son packs up 82-year-old dad to take him to Texas, asks neighbor to clean trailer home for them. Neighbor finds dad left gas stove burner on, live grenade duct-taped to nitrocellulose in oven
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man is stabbed to death while attending a party honoring a friend who was stabbed to death. A pattern is developing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Obese corpses are a hazard of the job for funeral workers. It's all that dead weight
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Fri December 09, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meat smokers recalled, though not fondly
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Tue December 06, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Baby Killer should not be banned from drinking and gambling because his jury was too stupid, says lawyer, who probably wonders why people hate lawyers
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Pathetic robber hits 5 NYC banks in 3 hours, gets nothing, police say
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(Time)
 
 
 
You may not like the drug raids in Rodrigo Duterte's Philippines, but you can't deny their accuracy as the police boast a 97% kill rate
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Playing bumper boats at the fair can be fun. Playing it in the middle of Puget Sound with a ferry, not so much
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hippo attacks truck, driver has only appropriate reaction (not safe for work language)
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(WBAL Baltimore)
 
 
 
Today's mass shooting is brought to you by Baltimore, where a lone gunman has killed 2 and injured 4 others
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parallel parking and diagonal parking are for amateurs. Try vertical parking
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Wed November 30, 2016
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Researchers say they have found a new method to detect brain injuries in NFL players, replacing the old way of seeing who signed another contract to play with the Browns
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Israel decides they don't want to be left out of the fun in Syria. I bet no one will have a problem with this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Active Shooter" didn't shoot anyone. Or have a gun. Was armed only with a car and butcher knife. Calls for common sense knife control expected right after retractions of "another active shooter" headlines
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Sky Chefs, your catering truck is cleared for landing
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientist who discovered Putin's cocktail sauce has been ruled a suicide after many self-inflicted knife wounds
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yelling fire in a crowded movie theater. New outlawness: Yelling somebody has a gun in a crowded movie theater
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