Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'in America'

Headlines matching 'in America'

Fri May 25, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Worst traffic in America? Chicago is 2nd to none.....except for pizza (autos.yahoo.com)	(195)

Tue May 22, 2012

Stephen Colbert voted Maxim's 69th hottest woman in America. HA HA, dangly parts (gawker.com)

(77)

Sun May 20, 2012

Wisconsin woman collects cash from relatives to bail out her son. Drug dog inspection finds same traces of cocaine found on every bill in America. Cops seize money for department eclair fund (huffingtonpost.com)

(144)

Sat May 19, 2012

(Some Guy)		FDA releases little page on their web site stating that within the past ten years 1,000,000 people have been killed by drugs the FDA had previously deemed "safe" (infowars.com)	(164)
		The most annoying cities in America (npr.org)	(195)

Fri May 18, 2012

(Twitchy)

Joe Rogan isn't saying he's a birther, it's just that he's "starting to believe that Obama wasn't born in America" (twitchy.com)

(180)

Tue May 15, 2012

The filibuster is unconstitutional, and the best lawyer in America is suing to get the Supreme Court to abolish it (washingtonpost.com)

(181)

Tue May 08, 2012

"The Greatest Canadian" was a poor Baptist preacher that decided health care should be a fundamental right and then did something about it. Had he born in America, the US might be in better shape (neatorama.com)

(141)

Sun May 06, 2012

Captain America: "HULK... SMASH BOX OFFICE" Hulk: *grin* (hosted.ap.org)

(599)

Thu May 03, 2012

		Chinese activist Chen Guangcheng had this idea about how in America, human rights take precedence over cheap drywall. Which is nuts, because any moron knows re-election takes precedence over human rights and drywall (cnn.com)	(60)
(Some Guy)		Apparently feeling it is undeserving of the Worst Company in America title, EA claimed Rock Band disabling message was just an error, totally not true. Also, let's just pretend the FAQ update which confirmed the said error didn't exist (computerandvideogames.com)	(58)

Wed May 02, 2012

(Some Guy)

Apparently feeling it is undeserved of Worst Company in America title, EA is disabling purchased copies of Rock Band on iOS devices (computerandvideogames.com)

(134)

Tue May 01, 2012

Soon to be most hated man in America calls for the banning of college football. Fark: He actually makes a valid point (slate.com)

(194)

Sun April 29, 2012

The Avengers has already grossed $178 million overseas. Guess the whole world wants to see Captain America throw his mighty shield (hollywoodreporter.com)

(119)

Sun April 22, 2012

(Some TSA Hater)

"Can you imagine an 85-year-old lady and 95-year-old retired Air Force Major in wheelchairs being treated like terrorists?" Petti asked. "Do we live in America?" subby asked (detroitnews.com)

(102)

Sat April 21, 2012

The NSA would like to know who everyone in America is calling and emailing at all times, regardless of suspicion or content. Ha ha, just kidding, had you going there for a second huh? No, they're already doing this (yro.slashdot.org)

(118)

Fri April 13, 2012

Rise of Atheism in America: Why many are leaving religion, commenting about it on Fark (news.yahoo.com)

(655)

Wed April 11, 2012

When asked to reflect of the famous "situation room" photo from the night Bin Laden was killed, Hillary Clinton says neither she, nor Batman, or Captain America "could breathe for about 35 minutes" (news.yahoo.com)

(73)

Tue April 10, 2012

(Ballpark Digest)

Myrtle Beach Pelicans sign stadium naming-rights deal with Ticketmaster wannabe, proclaiming them "pioneer company that represents the best in American ingenuity" at charging extortionate fees for ordinary products (ballparkdigest.com)

(5)

Mon April 09, 2012

American Universities are being infiltrated by foreign spies says FBI, plan to train American students in paintball to defeat them (bloomberg.com)

(73)

Thu April 05, 2012

Captain America will return to throw his mighty shield on 3 April 2014 (deadline.com)

(90)

Mon April 02, 2012

		It's a battle to the death between Bank of America and EA Games to determine just who is the Worst Company in America. How can a video game company be worse than a bank? It just seems so unlikely (consumerist.com)	(148)
		French presidential candidate whose ideas include a 100% tax on all income above €360,000 receiving surprising levels of support. Meanwhile in America, debate continues over whether it's possible to raise taxes on people with no money (independent.co.uk)	(168)

Sun April 01, 2012

(The American Interest)

Rock is slammed as one of "the symptoms of cultural decline that have proliferated during the past half century in American society." No, not that rock (the-american-interest.com)

(62)

Wed March 28, 2012

Megadeth's Dave Mustaine confirms he "knows" President Obama wasn't born in America and Rick Santorum could be a "really cool president, kinda like a JFK-type guy" (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)

(209)

Tue March 27, 2012

If every single toilet in America was flushed at the same time, pipes would burst, rivers would fill up with sewage, and town water reserves would evaporate. At least in theory (mnn.com)

(97)

Sat March 24, 2012

Here's a handy map of all the counties in America where alcohol is restricted or prohibited. Coincidentally, here's also a handy map of all the counties in America subby intends to stay the hell out of (io9.com)

(169)

Tue March 20, 2012

		Sorry, DC, but you're now only the 8th Most Bedbug Infested City in America. Congrats, Cincinnati, you worked hard for this one. We'll get you next time (wtop.com)	(63)
		Tired of the same old Mickey Mouse, Cinderella, and Goofy? How about watching Spider-Man, Captain America, and Wolverine kicking the Seven Dwarves' asses instead? (orlandosentinel.com)	(41)

Tue March 13, 2012

It's time once again for The Consumerist's own version of March Madness, The Worst Company in America. And up in the first round is Target VS Best Buy (consumerist.com)

(177)

Mon March 12, 2012

Multibillionaire backer of multimillionaire Romney believes the super-wealthy have too little influence on politics in America. o_0 (huffingtonpost.com)

(104)

Thu March 08, 2012

		Mitt Romney, you have pandered to every white guy in America for his vote and almost won a decisive victory on Super Tuesday, what are you gonna do next? "I'm going to Praiseland" (politico.com)	(82)
		If all truly tolerant Americans do not speak out against the liberals' claim for a special place for the liberal faith in America and vote against the politicians who support this new America, then America will end up being a sharia state (americanthinker.com)	(171)

Tue March 06, 2012

Rick Santorum shows his grasp of what it is to be a single mother in America: "they are just breeding more criminals" (motherjones.com)

(252)

Wed February 29, 2012

The Most Dangerous National Park in America: Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument, where the Park Rangers take you on tours armed with M14 rifles, Yogi (news.yahoo.com)

(98)

Wed February 22, 2012

		Santorum to media: Now that I've got an actual shot at winning this thng, please ignore all the crazy shiat I said during the 2008 campaign as it is "not relevant to what's being discussed in America today" (nationaljournal.com)	(143)
		Would the Most Desired Brand in America please step forward? Not so fast, Apple (travel.usatoday.com)	(16)

Tue February 21, 2012

		The worst college basketball in America is played in the state of Rhode Island (deadspin.com)	(32)
		Newt Gingrich proclaims Barack Obama is "the most dangerous president in American history." Jefferson Davis weeps (politics.blogs.foxnews.com)	(300)

Sun February 19, 2012

Can Malkin solve Miller? Will Sharks end Wings streak? Will Blackhawks sing the Blues? Will Tim Thomas and Michele Bachmann form a more perfect union? Devils/Habs, really? It's your Hockey Day in America thread (puck drops: 12:30 ET) (nhl.com)

(172)

Wed February 15, 2012

(Some Guy)

Chicago named most corrupt city in America. New Orleans planning a larger bribe for next year (chicago.cbslocal.com)

(125)

Sat February 11, 2012

(Some 420)

Photoshop scenes from the day Marijuana is made legal in America (c0413294.cdn2.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com)

(42)

Thu February 09, 2012

Red Eye Chicago grudgingly gives credit to FARK for the article showing they're in 2nd place in America's most miserable cities (redeyechicago.com)

(4)

Wed February 08, 2012

The new and improved "Halftime in America" ad from Fiat (reason.com)

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Tue February 07, 2012

(Sort of)

This might shock you, but the ad group responsible for the Clint Eastwood "Halftime in America" Super Bowl ad also worked on the Obama 2008 campaign (thedaily.com)

(509)

Fri February 03, 2012

Lego Captain America... wtf did I just watch? (youtube.com)

(28)

Wed February 01, 2012

The 21 Most Lesbianish Cities in America (jezebel.com)

(110)

Tue January 31, 2012

	English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right? (foxnews.com)	(109)
(Some Guy)	The top 10 colleges where kids in America pretend to be wizards and compete in Harry Potter Quidditch...is this really higher education? (collegemagazine.com)	(125)
	The polls are now open in America's Derpiest State. Here's your official FL Primary thread (tampabay.com)	(143)

Mon January 30, 2012

(Some Guy)

More lemmings last summer mean more snow owls on the hunt today. No, this is not a metaphor for the political scene in America (battlecreekenquirer.com)

(29)

Sun January 29, 2012

(Some Guy)

It's hard to organize a quality beer festival when 90 out of the 100 highest-ranked beers in America are illegal in your state (wlox.com)

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