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54 headlines found matching 'impact'
Mon December 11, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"The average vagina has a closing impact of now more than 30 pounds, per square inch - far less than a snapping turtle"
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Sat December 09, 2017
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego to pay $85,000 to ex-Mayor's wife for sidewalk fall that ruptured her breast implant. Money to come from city's community chest
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Thu December 07, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration asks Israel to temper any official excitement because the administration doesn't know the full impact of their Jerusalem decision. This is usually something you work out before making a decision, but here we are
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Mon December 04, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Important tip: your use of social media can negatively impact your career, even if you aren't using it at work, especially if, say you are a police officer and your comment on a video of a car attack on a crowd of protesters is "ha ha I love this"
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(Immortal News)
 
 
 
One of the best ways to get a good night's sleep is to have sex. Unless you're with a redhead, in which case you won't get any sleep
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Canada very politely begins experiment with universal basic income
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With no hearings and without a complete analysis of the new tax bill's impact, group of Republicans working "feverishly" on last-minute rewrite. If they don't finish it on time, then they plan to say the dog ate it
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Tumblr's heads roll
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Beer company shows us how it's done when local complains about being kept awake by the light from a new billboard
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Sat November 25, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Student suspended for three days for saying he had a bomb in his backpack. Fark: his father complained that the sentence was too harsh. Ultrafark: the student was five years old
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Cutting the tax rate will have zero impact on corporate investment" - a) Karl Marx b) Bernie Sanders or c) Mark Cuban
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Manafort associate would like to be released from house arrest because it's impacting his personal life
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
♫ It's like raaaaiiin..on your wedding day ♫
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson spends as much time making love to his wife as he does covering Roy Moore allegations
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
In the first post-scandal poll, Roy Moore is now tied with his Democratic challenger
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Louis C.K. breaks silence: "These stories are true ... there is nothing about this that I forgive myself for"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If you're a scientists at Georgetown, you could spend your time researching that will have a profound impact on society. Or you could research Star Wars lightsabers and how they theoretically work
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Wed November 08, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The word 'unblowupable' is thrown around a lot these days
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
In a shocking twist, Betsy DeVos is completely ineffective at a job she was completely unqualified for, but instead of resigning she's hunkering down and mapping out where she can maximize her impact
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit officials retreat to a safe space... and take the report on the economic impact with them. "You'll find out what happens soon enough BWAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rumored alien invasion turns out to be Vladimir Putin personally launching missiles, likely while shirtless
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
New memorial to crackheads everywhere to be unveiled
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today in "This Should End Well": 42% of Canadian households say they can't cover the next year's worth of 'basic expenses' without going further into debt
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Wed October 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Scott Brown admits he's being investigated for "inappropriate" comments
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Accidentally brush past someone in a Dubai bar? That'll be 3 months in the hole
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Shakespeare sacked by Leicester City after only four months in charge. Text of final speech: "Good night, good night. Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow"
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy on Iran already having an impact, as Iranian hardliners use his hostility and duplicity to weaken moderates who thought engaging with the West was a good idea
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The latest drone strike wasn't in Yemen, Iraq or even Afghanistan. Although to be fair, Quebec is almost as inhospitable to foreigners
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
With California's wildfires on everyone's mind, now is the best time to discuss: A) the impact of climate change on wildfires, B) ways to prevent future fires, or C) cutting the firefighters' salaries and pensions to save money
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Thu October 05, 2017
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple's new High Sierra "Show Password Hint" feature leaves one of those three words out
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Wed October 04, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast residents prepare for impact of another hurricane, paper towels
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Tue October 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nothing exciting here, folks, just the President throwing around hurricane relief supplies like they're basketballs
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Buried in the fine print of the Senate GOP's budget plan is a provision eliminating the requirement to obtain a CBO score before voting on legislation
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mr. White House Official, what kind of impact will the Graham-Cassidy healthcare bill have? Mr. White House Official: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
And yet even more rich white people problems: Marilyn Manson blames Columbine shooting for destroying his career
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate to vote on Obamacare repeal without knowing the bill's basic costs. This is not a repeat from June
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Happy 308th birthday, What the Fark Am I Reading Guy
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Ryanair's plan to cancel hundreds of flights spontaneously to "improve punctuality" leaves hundreds of Dutch stranded at Netherlands airports, making the world a better place
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Thu September 14, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez's heart wants what it wants. Her excretory system wanted a new kidney
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Millionaire opens his $30 million home to dozens of foster kids displaced by Hurricane Irma after they were evicted from their shelters. Bonus: arcade games everywhere
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, looks like Hurricane Harvey washed out all the mind-control chemicals in Texas. Better send the industrial-sized chemtrail planes
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Wed September 06, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Kentucky bears down hard on its last abortion clinic. Burlington Coat Factory braces for impact
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Think gas prices will go down after the Harvey effect? Think again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I decided to adopt a dog. I had cats all my life and thought I could be a dog person and my kids would love it. Well, none of us like the dog; it's negatively impacted us. Can I give it away or do I have a responsibility to keep it?"
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Melania go to church. Where did she get that DRESS? It's awful. And those shoes and that coat-- JEEEZ
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Sat September 02, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
As local officials call for more help, Trump Defense Department sent nearly 5,000 fewer troops for Harvey recovery than claimed
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Japan might be in range of Best Korean missiles, but Google takes them out first
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Those hardest hit by the disaster in Houston assess its brutal impact: Amid estimates that the insured losses from the storm could reach $25 billion, Allstate frets it may have shave its earning by 89 whole cents per share this quarter
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Sat August 26, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) slams Trump for pardoning former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio. Yea, you read that right, a Republican senator from Arizona went "WTF?" when Trump pardoned a sheriff from Arizona
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Princess Diana's impact endures 20 years after her death. This is why we need to bring back phrasing
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Wed August 23, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/23): Dick Grayson becomes a fascist goon, New Thor and Classic Thor team up, Black Krrsantan gets an origin story and hopefully an answer on why Wookiees don't wear pants
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Mon August 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can New York be real Giants and stomp all over the Browns or will Cleveland actually start playing on a NFL level and pull out a win? It's preseason MNF starting at 8pm EDT on ESPN
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(Daily DDT)
 
 
 
Will Braun Strowman continue to break tables? Will the hottest free agent since Macho Man show up on Raw? How will the Boss make an impact? Is the Universal title gone until November? Monday Night Raw 8pm ET USA
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Four arrested in India for leaking "Game of Thrones" episode. No word on if they will be forced to Take the Black
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