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293 headlines found matching 'idea'
Tue January 23, 2018
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Inmates give back by sewing baby outfits for premie babies. However the tiny shivs were confiscated during inspection
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Whoever said no one is more judgmental than middle class mothers never met Southern Baptists
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(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
I have no idea with you're talking about, so here's H.P. Lovecraft's poem "Nemesis" sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man"
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Sun January 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Syke brann: "Instead of trying to import our whiteness, the U.S. president should try letting some of our ideals in"
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a bunch of T-rexes taking over a public square in Portland, Maine for a party parade
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You have no idea how boring your meals would be if it wasn't for the harnessing of cavitation bubbles
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Sat January 20, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
School in New Mexico is trying to raise money by holding a gun raffle. Not surprisingly, someone has a problem with this
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Labradoodle is a funny name for a life saving dog (or two)
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Google)
 
 
 
Who's going to the Womens' Rights Marches tomorrow? Subby needs help with sign ideas
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
The most epic bubble bath in history, obviously dad was in charge
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
We need to come up with an idea for our new reality show...I know, let's try to sneak a fake bomb through airport security. Staten Island Hustle off to jail
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey: "You are not an actor, or a lawyer. No one is a lawyer. There are lawyers, law is practiced, but no one is a lawyer. There is no one, in fact, there." Um, okay, Jim
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Faced with a government shutdown, the president shows his dedication to this country by skipping town to his golf club before end of business today
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Thu January 18, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a deer that has a chicken feeder stuck around its neck
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
I have seen the future, and the future is toilet robots
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
GE to take a loss of $6.2 billion on its earnings related to losses it incurred after it apparently decided selling long-term medical care insurance to old people was a good idea. Because really, how long were those geezers gonna live anyway?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Juncker tries to seduce the UK back to the EU (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New study may show how some are able to write Headlines of the Year, while the rest of us use recycled memes and outdated movie references
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(AOL)
 
 
 
North Korean expert suggests we bomb Kim Jong-un's toilet. Others warn this may launch a new arms race we could lose, considering the relative effectiveness of weapons grade Taco Bell versus Kimchi
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Mon January 15, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman dies after getting hit by a stray bullet in the Arizona desert. And since it happened in Arizona, police have no idea who pulled the trigger because there were literally hundreds of people in the desert randomly firing their guns
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Sun January 14, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
What rolls down the track / Built by lumberjack / And over your neighbor's dog? / What's terribly fast / And prob'ly won't last / It's log log log
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Front page of Saturday's Boston Globe
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Some Cookie Guy)
 
 
 
Subby considering making Russian Tea Cakes. Is the linked recipe a good one or do you have something better? Tips, ideas, criticism, snark, and "turn in your man card" comments all welcome
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
After twenty-nine seasons, The Simpsons will finally address the problem with Apu
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Cryptocurrencies have truly reached the final frontier - J-pop girl bands
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Not News: Crazy old man calls Fox News HQ to praise their segments, and to let them know how much they have taught him. News: He also allegedly requests that they give him policy ideas. Fark: It's the President of the United States
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Sorry, nature lovers. A Starbucks at Yosemite may be happening. Ah, the American Dream. Corporations cashing in on our public lands
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
You have no idea how far Saudi Arabia has come since letting women drive, their first ever women-only car showroom has now opened for business
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Say what you will about the parade for the "perfect record" Cleveland Browns, it did raise over $17,000 for the local food bank
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Wealthy Fox Business host Stuart Varney wants to tip restaurant servers less due to $15 minimum wage because they now make too much money
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway: Who? No, I've never heard of a 'Hillary Clinton'
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
On second thought, great idea, UCF. Here are 10 more titles the SEC should claim
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How does anesthesia work? The science won't come as it has literally no idea
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Why Breitbart chose one arsehole over another arsehole ....because sometimes a bigger arsehole is better
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
There are bad HOAs, then there are horrible HOAs. Then you got HOAs like this one that redefine everything you thought you hated about HOAs
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Growing up, our drive-thru at the bank always had treats for our dog. Here's a bakery expanding on that idea a bit. Happy Woofday Wednesday
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Eater)
 
 
 
23 years ago, grocers invented pre-roasted seasoned rotisserie chicken, and Americans fell in love with the idea. At $5 in Costco, it now costs less than fresh whole chicken and serves as a loss leader
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Mon January 08, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good idea *click* Picking up spare change on your daily walk. Bad idea: *click* picking up spare grenades on your daily walk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cat wins longest hide-and-go-seek contest ever
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man finds good use for his frozen pool
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
Avocado toast millennials, you have no idea how much you owe to ancient sloth poops
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Zack Wylde says his drinking problem began when he started playing with Ozzy. No word on when his overuse of pinch harmonics began
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists invents idea of human wifi to account for "intuition." Okay, science guy. I invented the idea of air conditioning to describe "breathing"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Fire and Fury" author Michael Wolff says that, during his time in the White House, he was pretty sure Trump had no idea who he was or why he was there. But that didn't stop him from chatting up Wolff "As though we were friends"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When you consider that Trump now has 3x the amount of "actual work" on a daily basis than he has had his entire life, having "executive time" probably makes a lot of sense
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Sun January 07, 2018
(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Man robs bank of $125,000. Wait, strike that, reverse it
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Creator Ryan Murphy wants 'American Horror Story' Season 8 to go into the future
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
It takes a village to rescue a trapped kitten on Caturday
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Fri January 05, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woman rescued from Foulweather Bluff, says she had no idea conditions could go downhill so quickly
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Zakk Wylde playing the Nation Anthem at a Chicago Bulls game
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
From the "even broken clocks are right twice a day" files: According to Michael Wolff's new book Fire and Fury, Donald Trump once floated the idea of Medicare for all:"Why can't Medicare simply cover everybody?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Leafs / Sharks brawl leaves hunk of Joe Thornton's epic beard on the ice
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How did the matter in our Universe arise from nothing? I had no idea we were this close
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently learning what it means to be an Australian includes having giant frogs jumping out of your toilet
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Probably a better idea than D20s full of nitroglycerine, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to retro game Death Gate which just got released on GOG. What have you been playing this week? They Are Billions? Stellaris? Tell us inside
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Justice Giuliani. I was going to use the scary tag, but honestly, we ended up with Gorsuch anyhow. I didn't have a way to spin this better, so at this point, I'm just using up the remaining headline characters. Anyone know any good knock-knock jokes?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Peter Thiel wants to put the final nail in America's coffin just like he did with Gawker
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Thu January 04, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Meghan McCain hilariously trashes Ivanka Trump's presidential ambitions"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter accuses Trump and Bannon of "losing touch" with their voter base, asking "Do they even know why we won?" Pretty sure no one forgot racism and bigotry got Trump elected
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Motorsport)
 
 
 
F1: Ok, you're only allowed three engines for the entire year. Honda F1: Umm... you meant per weekend, right? RIGHT?
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
Microsoft is requiring a phone number to install the latest build of Windows 10
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"No business idea can be worse than a $400 juicer squeezing packets of DRM-locked fruit pulp." Juicero inventor: Challenge accepted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you win DWTS in 2015 and also fall in love with your male partner, it's probably not a good idea to get a massive tattoo of both of you
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Sun December 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
US archaeologist married to Brit, has spent past 11 years living in UK and working at he British Museum. Now being deported because... she spends too much time in the field doing research
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Sat December 30, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Carolina lottery is kinda, sorta, possibly thinking about maybe warming up to the idea they need to pay out their winning tickets
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Thu December 28, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Bad idea, diving off a pier running from the cops. Worse idea, driving off a pier while running from the cops. With helpful video
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A 9-year-old wrote a touching letter to Peter Capaldi concerned his regeneration meant Capaldi was leaving forever. But Capaldi responded and assured the fan all was not lost
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The 10 most beautiful cars of 2017 ... that you can only afford to look at
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Because who wouldn't want to live in a van down by the river?
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What would you say is the ideal number of humans on this planet?
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Mon December 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
The real question is who thought using asbestos in cosmetics was a good idea to begin with?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Maybe requiring a signature for the delivery of $5,000 in kidney medication would have been a good idea
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's tweeting again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nine-term GOP politico is shocked to discover that dragging a lobbyist around by her ponytail is a bad idea
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Not really sure why anyone would think this was a good idea in the first place... but, hey, peoples be stoopid, ya know?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration has no idea how carried interest loophole survived in new tax plan
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's important to have one lifestyle habit that may be viewed as 'hardcore' by the rest of the world, but is meaningful to you. And that's why I won't turn on my heater until I can see my breath inside my home
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SpaceX puts on show above L.A. with Falcon 9 rocket. At least that's what the alien invasion wants you to think
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
"Just so you know, I gave everybody the holiday weekend off." Not a bad idea, boss, but when you're in charge of clearing snow in Billings, Montana, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fark the Poor Act officially signed into law, IRS has no idea how they're going to implement any of it with reduced staff and budget. HAPPY FRESH HELL FRIDAY EVERYONE MSNBC Primetime Block, festivities start @ 8pm EST
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's the world's first, best and only sock puppet metal band doing a Christmas parody song featuring Santa and Krampus. (Bonus: Phil Anselmo)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes, the Wizard of Oz was a remake of a remake of a remake, but seriously -- the movie Overboard? Let begin yet another discussion of Hollywood's bankrupt idea mill
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Have a cellular data plan? Congrats - you now have broadband, according to Ajit Pai
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Zakk Wylde reading "Twas the Night Before Christmas"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Once again, my sugar cookies look more like Rorschach plots coming out of the oven than the nice shapes I put into the oven. Any Fark bakers with ideas on how to fix?
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
While we all know it's not a good idea to put Coca Cola in our gas tanks, this doofus thought he'd tape a public service announcement to warn us against doing just that. "Hmm, car no work now"
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Tue December 19, 2017
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If the Tigers make it to the National Championship, the city of Clemson will suspend open-container laws. This seems like a perfectly good idea with no real possible downside
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Man claims he had no idea he backed into bicycle officer and thought it was just a random dude firing shots at him
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump supporters are wrong article #12,598
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Did you ever notice that some men simply don't sexually assault women? Let's give them all a big round of applause
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(Metro)
 
 
 
World's smallest mobile phone is sure to be very popular in prisons. The inventor says it will retail at £39, but along with the phone he may have pulled that number out of his ass
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks sends family a typewriter as early Christmas gift -- but there are conditions. They have to write at least one letter a week and buy a typewriter for someone else. Doesn't really sound like a present
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"No one is talking about firing Mueller"
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Sat December 16, 2017
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona state senator proposes bill to outlaw the advocacy of legalizing marijuana on billboards in the state
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump's favorite judge Jeanine Pirro embodies a kindergartener's idea of justice, and she'll keep screaming and shouting until she gets her way
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Fri December 15, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Stolen $10K Louis Vuitton purse returned with apology note, possibly as thief refuses to be seen in public with anything other than Hermès or Chanel, you unsophisticated barbarians
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Last Jedi" spoilers: Smart idea to do the whole movie as a rap; Charlie Sheen nails it; a startling amount of nudity; Adam Driver's love ballad didn't work; the Mickey Mouse cameo just didn't work; loved Smashmouth's "Rock Star" during the credits
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Pensioner tries to batter cock after it kept him up all night
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Anybody have any idea what sparked Disney's interest in Fox? *Cricket*
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists at National Maglab build world's most powerful magnet but have no farking idea how it works
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Thu December 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Vlad the Jailer says that although he looks forward to competition he has no idea why all of his presidential opponents keep getting locked up for crimes against the state
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(WWE)
 
 
 
The Shield walk into Samoa Joe at The Bar. The New-Sos face a very American Rusev Day. WWE thinks it's a good idea to inflict both JBL and MGK on us. It's the WWE Tribute(?) To The Troops, 8pm on USA
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"A ghost made me fail my drug test"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'If I knew I couldn't vote, I wouldn't have voted': Felon faces up to 2 years in prison for voting. Expecting invites to next State of the Union speech, Fox and Friends any day now
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: If you're the one who gave Lil Peep the drugs that killed him it's not a good idea to brag about it on social media because the DEA just might want a word with you
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Hannity guest on mass shootings: Gun control isn't the problem, it's your fault for being so easy to shoot
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Class of 2018 is...?
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Tue December 12, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
The racist mother who had the stupid idea to go viral with her bullied son, then was not racist, is actually indeed racist...and stupid. Subby hopes the GoFundMe money will cover all the therapy sessions her poor son will need
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anyone have some spare dildos and a 55 gallon of lube lying around? Well, I have an idea
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Someone give Bob a promotion for this brilliant plus sized advertising idea
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Mon December 11, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just another Sunday in snowy Buffalo has a Bills fan shotgunning a beer on the roof of a car before jumping and performing a flying elbow on a hot grill below (w/video)
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Sun December 10, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Conservation photographer wants to raise awareness about how microfibers pollute the world's water so he creates a series of the most terrifying pictures ever of innocent little children playing in laundry rooms
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Sat December 09, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Millennial" is new "N-word." Millennial, please
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about starting my own business. I have a good idea, potential customers, people who want to work with/for me, but no money. How do you start a company based on an idea?
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Fri December 08, 2017
(RedState)
 
 
 
Right wing media needs to admit that they've created a populist monster that has turned the Republican party into a values free party cheering on a pedophile in Alabama and a POTUS who cannot tell the truth say the libby lib leftists at RedState
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just because my boss owns my blog doesn't mean giving him the keys to my house was a good idea
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Thu December 07, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Writer creates fake restaurant on TripAdvisor. Then things get weird
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
DNC Chair joins multiple Democratic senators, calls for Franken to step down. NOW
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(MetalSucks)
 
Video
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's Puddles the Clown (of Puddle's Pity Party fame) singing Ronnie James Dio's "Rainbow in the Dark"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen Chuck Schumer reminds us he is a Democrat and an American second, says he strongly urged Trump to move the US embassy to Jerusalem and declare it Israel's capital-a move sure to destroy any hope of peace in the Mideast for another generation
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
In June, the U.S. Senate voted 90-0 (hint: that's Democrats too) to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital. But per Trump Rules, now that it's actually being done, it's a crazy idea
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
What does the CEO of Walmart do to earn his pay? Renaming Wal-Mart Stores inc to Walmart Inc
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Pope Francis 'profoundly concerned' at President Trump's decision to recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Shows he has no idea who Trump is by asking for 'wisdom and prudence' to prevail
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Tue December 05, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wow. Auditable elections. They said we didn't have the technology. What will those stoners in Colorado think of next?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While Trump supporters can barely get it up, his opposition is ROCK HARD
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain: Seriously, you guys need to realize that not only Brexit was a bad idea, but you also have totally, completely incompetent morons handling it
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Star Wars director and Zombo.com enthusiast Rian Johnson talks up the next trilogy
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Mon December 04, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It's probably never a great idea to steal someone's shoes, especially if you are on the jury and the shoes belong to an attorney who works at the court
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Article asks "is Trump about to blow up Jared Kushner's mideast peacemaking?". Nonsense, he's just going to make it a bit more interesting and give his boy a true challenge. Otherwise it would be too easy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Research finds that anti-vaxxers are more concerned with the idea of "purity" than the health of their children, and they might possibly be less likely to base their decisions on facts
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Not news: The Army is selling its stock pile of 1911 pistols, the GI sidearm for over 50 years. Fark: selling them to the public. Here's where to get one
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Alt-right women upset that alt-right men are also alt-gentlemen
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You think YOU are hard and cynical? You ain't SEEN hard to you read this 6-year-old's letter to Santa: "I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. And your life is emty. You dont know the troubles Ive had in my life. Good bye"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
For those of you who love a great riches to even more riches story: Winklevoss twins become first public figures to see bitcoin investment reach $1 billion
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
No guns please, we're Canadian
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Sun December 03, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you do a YouTube dare called the Fire Challenge where you're supposed to set yourself on fire, don't act all surprised when you end up in the hospital
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Sat December 02, 2017
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Man runs out of woods, tries to abduct 2-year-old boy in front yard while his dad is standing next to him
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fed-up commuter decides he doesn't want to be stuck in traffic anymore, thinks up genius idea to paint his own road signs ...except he didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Netflix dams up the stream for Longmire, The Killing, Richie Rich, and more
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines decide that allowing 'smart' luggage on planes is a dumb idea
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Trump had NO IDEA those videos came from a British hate group. So just the POTUS re-tweeting through his official account random stuff he found on the Internet without vetting it in any way? Well, that's alight then
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It's amazing how many people think leasing a car is a good idea
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The ideal must-have holiday pet gift of the year is ... gentle giant cockroaches from Madagascar?
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Wed November 29, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Unlike the Giants and their offensive line, the NY newspapers have Eli's back
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The US Federal Reserve is considering starting a digital currency. That's the joke
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Imagine being so stupid, you thought writing this piece was a good idea
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
He rongonui New Zealand pouaka whakaata presenters refuse to mutu Maori words despite complaints that iwi kaore e taea understand ratou
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Mon November 27, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In college hoops news, how did sportswriter Luke DeCock handle #17 Xavier's 15-pt loss this weekend to then-unranked Arizona State? By moving Xavier up to #12 and leaving Arizona State out of his rankings entirely
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grandma got run over by a reindeer / Grandpa swore his vengeance through his tears / When he took that job with Norway's railroad / In retrospect, it was a bad idea
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Bourdain: There is no such thing as "manly" foods or "manly" drinks, and I regret being linked to bro cuisine. Drink all the whiskey, Scotch, bourbon, beer, or cosmopolitans you want, no matter your gender
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Sat November 25, 2017
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
To improve visibility with football-crazy Americans, CFL commissioner floats idea of moving Canadian football games to NFL Network, shifting season earlier to play most games in summer, Grey Cup in mid-October
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Fri November 24, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
What Scrooge thought it would be a good idea to air "How the Grinch Stole Christmas". "Frosty the Snowman", and "Santa Claus is Comin' to Town" on three different networks all at the same time? Bah humbug. (8pm, NBC, CBS, ABC)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's Black Friday, so time to buy your cheap Yellow Submarine Lego set. Listen... Some of us don't want to live in a yellow submarine... a yellow submarine... a yellow submarine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit means that "we will all have to get used to the idea that steadily rising living standards may be a thing of the increasingly distant past"
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Nine rejected or forgotten Star Trek spinoffs
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"Hey, I got a great idea. How about this: during Sunday's game, beer is free until the Packers score. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
In today's 'No shiat Sherlock' department: Don't eat spoiled turkeys from the trash
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Dear Abby, My fiance refuses to vacate our house for my girls' weekend, he doesn't understand girl time: drinking wine, watching chick flicks and talking about our lives. Am I asking too much?
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Mon November 20, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rick Pitino still doesn't think his coaching career is over
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Was thinking of getting the new D & D starter kit for my nephews, 11, 9, & 7. Good idea? What additional modules would be good as well? Been over 30 years since I've played. If this doesn't go green, I'll never see the replies
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(Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to have a custom swimsuit with your pet's face on it, then today you can yell "JACKPOT"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin says he had no idea that the now-viral "Bond villian" photo, that he posed for, with his wife, for an AP photographer, would be made public
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is writing an SF novel set in 2027 (end of world alien invasion type stuff). What kind of US & world will the aliens find? Ideas can be serious or silly, but should have reasons for them, even if unlikely. Winner(s) get to be taken by the BEMs
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Sat November 18, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Florida radio station holds a 'Win a Baby' contest ... and it's perfectly legal
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How the ideal woman has changed over history. Or: how to REALLY tell if you were born in the wrong era
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who is Bill?
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Franken resigning would be a terrible idea
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Thu November 16, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Government idea that was supposed to save the treasury £10 million a year ends up losing £107 million in the same period. Who knew little paper discs could be so expensive? (every car owner in the UK, apparently.)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Someone thought carrying about $190,000 in cash in a backpack in the Bronx was a good idea
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's climate advisory team advocates recycling, but only when it comes to debunked and outdated ideas
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The only thing older than the Democrat's bench is their ideas
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Maybe we'll start our own World Cup with hookers and blackjack
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Dear BBC: If you need an anti-Trump Tweet to quote, you have millions to choose from. It might not hurt to be a bit more choosy
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Next viral boycott: smashing your kids' Keebler cookies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
RT's US subsidiary told the Justice Dept. that it has no idea where its funding comes from. Certainly not from Russia, if that's what you're implying
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone have any new, cool go to websites? Mine are fark, FB, twitter, reddit.....just looking for some new ideas, facebook and twitter are cesspools anymore. Someone please post zombo.com early, so we can get that out of the way
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski says "it's not for me to say" whether Trump Jr. should have been communicating with Wikileaks during the campaign, I mean, he was just the Campaign Manager, so how should he know what's legal and illegal under campaign finance rules
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know what would be a good idea? A digital pill that reports when you take it to your doctor, said no one, ever. Oh, except Big Pharma. They love the idea
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Mon November 13, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Good news for millennials, there's now a new generation between '77 and '83 that we can dump on
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Family builds mini Superdome in backyard
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Takei: I blame the Russians
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Sun November 12, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
New app tells you if your local McDonald's ice cream machine is down, sending disappointed customers into a McFlurry
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Ya that's him, third one from the left. He stole my fish
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump administration: We have no idea who Mike Flynn is, he just showed up at campaign meetings and wouldn't leave
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hasbro seriously toys with the idea of buying Mattel
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"Imagine three sad-faced clowns sitting backward on a drunken mule and trying to march it sideways through a coin-operated carwash without any money and you'll have a pretty good idea where the Republican tax-cut plan is right now"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
♫ If I could save Mom in a bottle / The first thing that I'd like to do / Is to pack her inside / Toss her into the prevailing tide / Just to send her to you ♫
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
"Seniors try to decode millennial dating slang"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: You want election meddling? How about when you capitalist chucklef*cks banned my poor athletes from the Olympics? Do you have *any* idea how much that screwed my election chances? I went from 99% voting for me to 95% voting for me
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Trump's personal bodyguard testified to Congress that during the 2013 Moscow visit, and unnamed Russian offered to send 5 women to Trump's room, and that both laughed at the idea until they pissed themselves
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Wed November 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's new Space Corps has lasted as long as one of his cabinet members
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
There once was a Kevin Spacey in Nantucket and... Sorry folks this limerick ends in sexual assault
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing will prepare you for...MORTAL TOMKATS
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Drunk Uncle Bannon's protégée Julia Hahn has managed to outlast her fellow Breitbarters at the White House, transitioning to a communications role. But now, she has to convince Bannon and his alt-right racist allies a DACA deal is a good idea
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(Brookings Institution)
 
 
 
Here's a novel idea: inclusive capitalism
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott hints at the end of the Alien franchise, six films too late
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bless the hearts of the people who run this care home that has set up an old-style pub for residents to have some of their last drinks
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Fri November 03, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
These seven Rutgers students didn't dress up on Halloween for the bar crawl, they dressed up AS the bar crawl
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Pacific Rim producer promises something better than King Kong vs. Godzilla vs. Giant Robots. My Kaiju can only stand so erect
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The GOP tax bill is worse than we thought it would be. The GOP had some really good ideas regarding tax reform, but none made it to this bill
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says robots will replace humans completely, possibly in that creepy mechanical voice of his
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN panel loses its collective shiat and descends into a fit of giggles at Trump's outrage at not being allowed to take part in the Russia collusion investigation
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Poop emoji: serious business
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ralph Lauren's turnaround success story started with the idea of intentionally decreasing sales figures
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Dead people are mysteriously supporting the FCC's attack on net neutrality. Well, of course they are, what do they care if we have to pay more for internet service, they're dead
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Look, subby left his phone at home today and has no idea what's happening, other than Sarah the Huck-A-Bee seemed to be worse than normal, is it Friday yet? This is your MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities begin at 8pm EDT
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Here are 3 things to do with leftover Halloween candy, and they're actually pretty good ideas
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hey California, maybe putting a 45% tax on legal weed wasn't such a good idea after all when the street corner stuff is still cheaper
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Some recent breakthroughs in solar, wind and hydroelectric, but how will we store all that energy? Get a look at humanity's best ideas
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Minnesota's Science Museum will bring back their gift shop sweatshirts of the never-existed "brontosaurus" after one was featured in this season's Stranger Things
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Mon October 30, 2017
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Middle school cafeteria's autumn lentil festival turns out to be a bad idea
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The best way to liquefy a deer turns out to be a police car travelling at 114 mph. And you thought you wouldn't learn anything new today (Video is sorta-graphic)
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Sun October 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's time to admit facts: The David S. Pumpkins special was just...terrible, and there are no questions beyond "Who thought this was a good idea?" The skit was funny enough
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK demands to know why they have to listen to Cher this weekend (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five discoveries in fundamental physics that came as total surprises. Love the Rutherford story the most
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Dolphin living at controversial Arizona aquarium has died. Whose bright idea was it to open a dolphin aquarium in Arizona anyway?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So what have we learned so far from the released Kennedy documents? Well, for one thing, the Russkies were alarmed his assassination was part of an "ultra-right coup" to overthrow the government. Huh. Guess they warmed up to that idea
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Eight US remakes of UK television shows you had no idea were coming down the pipeline
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Thu October 26, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Not News: New Poll puts Trump's approval ratings at just 41% Fark: in the State where a majority of the people thought that putting MIKE PENCE in charge sounded like a good idea
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
This $130 noise-canceling ramen fork is either the smartest invention EVER ...or the dumbest
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba has no idea what she wants to name her third son/ You know what to do, Fark
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts may leave the Eastern Time Zone. Here come the post-8 a.m. sunrises
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Pix11)
 
 
 
OK, so my Harvey Weinstein Halloween costume is a bad idea. But if I throw red paint, urine, rotten fruit and garbage on myself, can I go instead as "Idiot who thought a Harvey Weinstein costume was a good idea"?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Problem: Design crosswalks that are more noticeable to drivers. Solution: Make 'em 3-D
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Pastor Carl Gallups, one of Trump's allies, says that women are sexually harassing men by dressing provocatively. Yes, he believes this
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Mon October 23, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking's Ph.D thesis is now available for free, offering a more economic route to melting your brains than by buying shrooms
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Fri October 20, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The GOP War On Middle Class™ continues, with the new idea of reducing tax free 401(k) donations to $2400/year
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
David Cross defends racist comments toward actress by saying he was "doing his asshole racist redneck character". Bill Cosby last seen frantically calling his publicist to let it be known he's just been doing his serial rapist character for decades
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Someone at the White House realized sending Trump to the North Korean DMZ might be a bad idea
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren: I have no idea why the NFL players are kneeling or what this is all about, but since I'm a blonde-haired, shiny legs Fox News host I have to be angry and get the viewers angry and scared
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mother of fallen soldier: Yeah, Trump said that
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The alt-right has no idea what to do with white women. Hopefully that means they'll never reproduce
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Headline: Brexit talks will remain deadlocked unless Theresa May stands up to...wait, why are you laughing? Oh, right, Theresa May standing up to someone, yeah that is a funny idea
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(Metro)
 
 
 
And the new hot item that white people can't wear because it's somehow cultural appropriation is *spins wheel* hoop earrings. Really?
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
America, where is your God now? Morally speaking of course
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(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Parents can too co-sleep with their kids and still have a sex life, say parents of kid who's going to be in therapy for decades
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Magic mushrooms may be ideal to eat near the end of your life because they remove anxiety, cure depression, and help you spot the translucent llama hiding in your third eye tasked with taking you back to Valhalla on the iridescent wings of eagles
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Mon October 16, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy on Iran already having an impact, as Iranian hardliners use his hostility and duplicity to weaken moderates who thought engaging with the West was a good idea
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Projection noun pro·jec·tion \ prə-ˈjek-shən - the attribution of one's own ideas, feelings, or attitudes to other people or to objects; especially the externalization of blame, guilt, or responsibility as a defense against anxiety
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Just a little tip to the Pentagon and FEMA: When discussing how to "spin" the media on your failing Puerto Rico relief effort, it's probably a very good idea to double check your email distro list to make sure it doesn't include a reporter
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Even though the '57' on your Heinz ketchup bottle is a lie, it is good for something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientist 1: "It's impossible to get grant funding lately you know? You really need a winner of an idea..." Scientist 2: "Hold my beer and watch this"
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage finally finds a role too corny for him
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(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
Berkeley College Republicans impeach their alt-right president in search of bringing back actual Republican ideals, hopefully in sign of times to come
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I've got a great idea for a photo op: me jumping up and down on this crumbling cliff edge"
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Thu October 12, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hitchcock's terrifying 'Psycho' shower scene is still being broken down and analyzed more than 50 years after the film was released
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Criminals: Gotta catch 'em all. This guy made it easy for cops by wearing a backpack with a giant Pokéball on it
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Facebook reveals its new tag to identify fake news stories. What a great idea, why didn't we think of that months ago?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Having scraped through the bottom of the idea barrel, Hollywood has decided a Settlers of Catan movie is a good idea
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky shouldn't legalize marijuana due to the risk of marijuana overdoses. Left unsaid the potential scourge of reefer madness
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Tue October 10, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The definitive list of songs that should be permanently retired and never listened to or played for any reason ever again. Yes, that one's on there. That one, too. Oh yeah, you'd better believe that one made the list
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Seven year old girl explains passing routes. I hope she's around at the end of the season to help me understand playoff scenarios
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Headline: "4 ideas to end the gender pay gap" Article: 1 idea that has nothing to do with it and 3 requests to come up with ideas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Our glass-bottomed walkway 3,800 feet above the ground just isn't fear-inducing enough, so here's my idea: how about adding special effects to make the glass appear to crack under people's feet?"
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(Digg)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a giant puppet named "Arthur, the drunken man" wandering the streets of Ireland
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Sun October 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump is playing zero-dimensional chess." If CNN is going to just steal Fark comments as headlines, they should at least let Fark use their logo on links
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Complaining about that difficult 600-yard par 5 on your local course? Man takes 82 days and 20,093 shots to complete the longest ever golf hole - 1242 miles
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your best idea for making peace between Trump and N.K leader Kim Jong-Un. Difficulty: without either of them losing face with their base
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The meltdown will be Twittervised and televised as Trump accuses Democrats and late night talk show hosts of conspiring against him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Google floats an idea to restore cell service in Puerto Rico
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
FINALLY...a reason to go back to church
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Five brilliant ideas for new physics... that need to die
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Would you eat the new McDonald's McVegan "burger?"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Vegas shooter often would moan and scream "Oh my God" in bed, much like your mom
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Turns out tooth root pulp is a rich source of stem cells, and your yanked wisdom teeth are ideal. But methods for extracting pulp involve drilling into, removing the top of, or shattering the tooth. Not so much. And then Happy Ghag got involved
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator: Can you read this NASA chart showing a correlation between an increase in greenhouse gases and climate change? Trump EPA nominee: What chart? What's a chart? Is that like sharting in a church?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stuck for wedding photo ideas? Just ask your mother-in-law. (NSFW photo)
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I have no idea what happened all day, internet at work was down therefore all my work hours were spent actually working. Tonight's animal of the thread is the wolf. Come, enlighten me in the nightly Maddow thread, with a dash of Hayes. 8pm EDT
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Cesc Fàbregas finally settles mystery of 'Pizzagate' culprit
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Don't date men who are intimidated by your sex toys (Not Safe for Work)
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lifelong gun loving country music guitarist decides that maybe gun control isn't such a bad idea, after all
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Radical cleric blames Las Vegas massacre on heretics disrespecting God and country
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
So who thought the Chargers moving to Los Angeles was a good idea?
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's spider mating season, so brace yourself as 150 million giant spiders will take root in your homes, find their ideal mates, and reproduce. That's right; it's a literal giant spider invasion
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
In about three months recreational marijuana becomes legal in California and even the state has no idea how it's all going to work
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Sat September 30, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
And today's $925 Uber ride which normally would have been $117 comes to you from Chicago
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Fri September 29, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon looks to 2024 for first Mars mission, assuming the construction of his secret solar-powered volcanic island underground lair continues on schedule. But if the wooly avian raptors get out of their cryo-stasis fields again, all bets are off
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
This might surprise you but it turns out that tattooing your eyeballs is actually not a great idea
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Time to let your Soul Glo again as sequel to "Coming to America" announced
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently Hugh Hefner took so much Viagra he had an infuction in his ear
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Forgotten '90s Disney Halloween movie "Hocus Pocus" might actually be getting a "reimagining." Apparently it was a real movie with Bette Midler and not mass psychosis like Sinbad's "Shazaam"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What do you think of the idea of requiring display of a banner reading, "for entertainment purposes only" above the screen on programs like F&F? Or a banner reading, "this information has been been fact-checked" above actual news programs?
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham: "I had no idea what I was doing"
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Wed September 27, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, Tom Cruise didn't actually wear a fake butt in 'Valkyrie'
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Rand Paul predicts what President Trump will do next concerning healthcare. Obvious tag takes a sick day
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fixer Upper will be Aller Dunner after this season. You submitted this with a busted-down headline, and subby's all-in budget of $5 turned it into the best headline on the Entertainment Tab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's demands, the Senate will not be holding a vote on killing millions of Americans
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Shep Smith passionately defends the NFL and its players against Fox News viewers who have no idea why they're protesting, like the president
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Mon September 25, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon allegedly attempted to plant mole among Facebook staff, Mr. Toad on board of directors
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're running late for court, using fake police lights on your car while trafficking ecstasy and meth is a really bad idea
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Doing what every other industrialized nation in the world has done successfully is a terrible idea
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Building a $2 million dream home on reality TV is not a great idea if it is only the dream of one person in the house
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Steve Kerr blasts Trump: "You know what ELSE is disrespectful to our flag?"
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