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500 headlines found matching 'ice'
Mon September 22, 2014
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
SyFy+giant fire breathing tarantulas+3 original cast members from "Police Academy" = total and complete amazeballs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The intruder who evaded Secret Service and bolted into the White House on Friday had 800 rounds of ammunition and various weapons -- including a machete." How many rounds can you load into the machete's magazine?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Cena can't lose clean twice, Ziggler jobbed to a reality-TV actor, and Creative can't even write a cash-in without a botch. But don't worry, Vince knows just you want to see on WWE Raw (8pm est, USA/9.99 of lag)
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
In which Hillary asks Alinsky for advice on how to turn America into a Communist nation through community organizing, and how it might be possible to manipulate the electorate into voting for a Black president
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(137)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've recently lost some Afghan military officers in North America, Canada would like a word with you
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily News: "Bangor police investigating death of small dog by larger dog"
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(33)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
And Iceland's getting larger
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(ABC)
 
 
 
New tool against emerald ash borer is a tiny robot made to look like a female beetle that carries enough juice to electrocute the males when they inevitably jump on its back to mate with it (pics)
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Attorney for police claims shooting of man armed with sword was not driven by race, but by the fact that he was some kind of geeky anime role player or something
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(BigTex.com)
 
 
 
Deep Fried Shrimp Boil, Deep Fried Ice Tea, Deep fried Nachos. These are just a few of the fares you can sample at the Texas State Fair. Sponsored by Lipitor
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(48)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you're a MLB rookie and hit your first home run, it's nice to get the baseball back, especially after an 8-year-old girl has written a cute message on it for you
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Ray Lewis regarding the whole Ray Rice thing: 'Some things you can cover up ... some things you can't'
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mary Landrieu proves her dedication to providing constituent services at LSU tailgate party
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you're a witness in a murder trial, you might want to make sure that the policeman's cellphone which you just stole doesn't ring during cross examination
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People with tattoos talk about how their ink has cost them jobs, promotions and respect from other people. What's your story, Mr. (or Ms.) Cool Ice?
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(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
A high school teacher reassigns classroom seating for some students. A student notices that only blacks were being moved and asks why. The teacher responds, "Because I want to move all the n-----"
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Sun September 21, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Letting your child play outside? Yeah that's a visit from the police
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(ABC)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced Secret Service agents with Border Patrol agents at the White House. Let's see what happens
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray Rice continues grasping at straws to stay afloat this time by claiming that TMZ edited the elevator knock out video. Next he will say the devil possessed him in that moment or he will claim it was aliens. All nut jobs know it was really aliens
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Maze Runner finds $32 million and the #1 spot at the box office while Liam Neeson's Taken IV: A Walk Among the Tombstones is a distant #2 with $13 million while Kevin Smith's animal fetish horror Tusk failed to find a place in the top 10
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police conduct a no-knock raid; homeowner kills an officers; charges dropped because it was self defense. Same thing happens six months later, but this time prosectors want the death penalty. What do you think the difference is between the two shooters?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
"I have always been a thrift-store guy. I'm a flea market guy, I love going to flea markets and thrift stores." Says Alice Cooper who just opened his own thrift store called Alice's Attic
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Civil rights leaders to Daniele Watts: You really owe us an apology for playing the race card when police caught you and your boyfriend having sex in a car. Daniele Watts to Civil rights leaders: No apology for you
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(77)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah congressman's advice on White House intruders: Shoot 'em
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(My Champlain Valley)
 
 
 
If you're looking to break into a building to find a warm place to stay, a police station works as well as anywhere else I guess
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"In a land of melting ice-creams, sandy feet and fluffy bears, how could anyone be fearful of terrorism?" 'Terror doodles' prompt removal of Australian man from commercial airline flight
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Survivalist who killed police officer in Pennsylvania has "nowhere to go," says police chief who doesn't know where he is
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Utah police investigating a home invasion, in which two polygamist women dressed in ninja costumes came armed with knives and a stun gun and attacked two adults"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man slashes 10-year-old girl's bicycle tire after she allegedly ran over his foot twice. So, of course, he's the bad guy
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(Komo)
 
 
 
"I was literally in class like right before the lunch bell rang and they had said stuff about the rats being in the kitchen and said like 'Have a nice lunch' and I was like 'Oh. Ewwww.'"
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(26)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
College football's most and least expensive towns. "The highest priced tickets aren't always for the best teams"
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
While other countries decriminalize possession of small amounts of even hard drugs for personal use, the draconian police state of Hawaii continues to throw young men in jail for having as little as 18 pounds of crystal meth in their backpack
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Police in Juneau, Alaska are on the lookout for the person who stole $40,000 in jewelry from Costco. In other news some Costco stores carry $40,000 worth of jewelry
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(53)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pearl-clutching parents petition Ben & Jerrry's over 'Hazed & Confused'" ice-cream name, and not for the reasons you're thinking
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Fri September 19, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
James Harden and James Harden's Beard get facial hair advice in their newest commercial
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(9)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Thousands hit up Ravens' offer to swap their Ray Rice jerseys, program declared a knockout
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(Komo)
 
 
 
A note to parents: don't let your children drink the delicious juice inside E-Cigarettes
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, parents want to know how a woman wielding a baseball bat got into their children's school unnoticed. The fact that she was wearing only underwear notwithstanding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine foods you should never eat when you're drunk. Because you're so conscientious about following good advice when you're loaded
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
How State Police detect drugged drivers: Weaving. Stupid human tricks. Cheek swabs
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If the police are willing to cut you some slack and call your mom to come pick up your drunk, sorry ass, just get in the car
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reasons to conduct a SWAT raid: 1) Hostage situation with armed, delusional man, 2) Drug processing warehouse filled with armed criminals, 3) To make sure the local barbers all have their licenses up-to-date
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How 1991's box office nearly broke Hollywood - and what happened next
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Netflix and other streaming services are making it harder and more expensive to see films that aren't the crap that was released six months ago
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(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(22)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Once again, it's time to practice your "Arrr"s
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Guided by Voices break up, cancel massive tour. This is not a repeat from 2004
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette doesn't take the good advice, goes blonde
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple's iPhone 6 gets one Chinese license, needs to cut just one more check before sales begin
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Thousands respond after car thief in L.A. police chase runs down Gordo The Dog on live tv
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the name of great justice, US military ready to launch all Zig
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(35)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mel B finally dishes the dirt on which Spice Girl really caused the breakup. This IS a repeat from 2000
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(51)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Deputy fire chief places his bid to be drafted into the NFL. FARK: His home also houses Imagination Station, a child care center. Police said they removed several firearms from the home, including rifles, shotguns and handguns
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Nice car. Too bad it needs an always-on, high-quality Internet link to work now that Net Neutrality no longer exists"
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(51)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to tell it might be a redneck wedding? It takes seven police departments to break up the brawl that ensues
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(48)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Police say a man used a banana to rob a store. This never would have happened if the cashier had a pointed stick or a 16-ton weight
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(41)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Lifetime picks 'Parks and Recreation's' Aubrey Plaza as the voice of Grumpy Cat. Good?
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(49)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
First thing to do after buying a new car? A) call your friends, B) proudly take a short drive, or C) take off that dealer license plate frame
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Wed September 17, 2014
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Live rundown of anti-terror operation in Sydney, 800 police officers involved. Plot to behead member of the public revealed
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(237)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How we botched the first predator mission." Damn cloaking devices
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(55)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Hobby Lobby decision, answering questions from the government about labor practices now qualifies as violating someone's sincerely held religious beliefs
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(131)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had nine days in the 'How long will sponsors like Anheuser-Busch, Pepsico, McDonald's, Campbell's Soup and Visa to speak out about the way the NFL handled the Rice and Peterson scandals' come up and claim your prize... A Ray Rice jersey
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(42)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude that hell is like Iceland
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If police have video of you right before you assaulted two gay men, you might want to delete homophobic slurs from your Facebook wall, along with check-ins and photos of you at a nearby restaurant in the same clothes from the video
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Tue September 16, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's new, Marvel-drawn orange juice mascot, Captain Citrus, will Vitamin C you in hell
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(85)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Brain structure of kidney donors may make them more altruistic, as well as more likely to wake up in a tub of ice with an incision in their side
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(12)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Domestic violence order issued against chief of police. The 49ers immediately sing him up
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(97)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The police sketch artist who deduced the identity of the unknown kissing sailor in that famous World War II picture is now working feverishly around the clock in hopes of solving the mystery of the Billy the Kid photograph
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
British tourists killed in Thailand. Police recover bloody garden hoe. Without more sodding evidence or chuffing witnesses police are flummoxed
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(30)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Finally, a comprehensive list of who in the service industry you're obligated to tip and how much. Yes, the garbage collector deserves $20 every Christmas
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(218)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
CEO of Fox News, Roger Ailes has been getting on demand police service and 24/7 security to for his home for years, regardless of whether or not he is in any obvious danger, oh and it's on your dime of course
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(119)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Construction companies are turning to innovative computer software to help design hospitals and office buildings. Just watch out for the wandering demons and zombies
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(22)
 


Mon September 15, 2014
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
I scream, You scream, We all scream when someone opens fire on an ice cream truck
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tesla CEO: "I think our stock price is kind of high right now." Investors: "Sell"
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(36)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police are spending upwards of $100,0000 a pop to check in on video gamers
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists unveil magnetic device for extracting bacteria, toxins from blood, explain how it farkin' works
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(13)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Icelandic government commission concludes legendary lake monster Lagarfljótsormurinn is completely real after analyzing the video evidence
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(15)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to appeal his indefinite suspension, looks forward to beating it
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(99)
 


Sun September 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why I hate people or why we can't have nice things. DIT
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(546)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Walter White she's not. High school chemistry teacher arrested for various date rape drug "recipes" as well as possession of meth, GHB, and other drugs. "She was really nice. I think she was a good teacher"
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(48)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
For their first mission, Al Qaeda's new branch office in India mistakenly stormed a Pakistani frigate thinking it was a U.S. aircraft carrier. In other news, Al Qaeda in India is looking for a new branch manager
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(138)
 
(Daily Democrat)
 
 
 
California nudist camp accused of stealing water. Police aren't saying how they carried it off
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(41)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Antarctic sea ice at record levels
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(62)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
When you run an after-hours club where 4 juveniles were shot less than a year ago, converting it to an illegal gambling den and adding a sign that advertises it as a thrift store is unlikely to avoid police scrutiny
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS adds gay marriage cases from IN, OK, UT, VA and WI for consideration, first time the justices have had issue in front of them. Guess those poor justices don't get out much
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(81)
 
(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
What can you do when police insist that the aspirin powder in your pocket is cocaine, arrest you, publish your mugshot, force you to pay for a defense attorney, then the DA quietly drops the charges? Nothing. You'll get over it (paywall added)
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(143)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
No Good Deed does not go unwatched, as the Idris Elba film has rocketed to the top of the box office with $25 million. Dolphin Tale 2 floundered to the #2 spot, with Guardians of the Galaxy dropping to #3 and The Drop debuting at #5
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(32)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This just in, Ben & Jerry's to begin airlifting ice cream to western Africa
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(21)
 


Sat September 13, 2014
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
The San Mateo and Napa County Sheriff's offices would like to know if you have any idea what they did with a couple of their assault rifles
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(34)
 
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
New York and New Jersey LEO's join massive PA State Police manhunt. Vegas odds on captured alive are 250,000/1
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(157)
 
(Gladstone Observer (Australia))
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by the U.S., Australian social services go all out using "shields, helmets, assault rifles, the mother and father taken from their beds, shaken from their beds, handcuffed naked, children marched out at gunpoint"
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(89)
 
(This Is The West Country)
 
 
 
Here's what police dogs look like when they're still rookies (pics)
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
AZ GOP vice-chair calls for sterilizing poor women, saying "If you want a baby, get a job"
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(194)
 


Fri September 12, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just as tomato juice works to get your dog de-skunked, a gatorade bath is just the thing to remove Mets residue
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(8)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Southern Comfort unveils their new Gingerbread Spice flavor
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Noted relationship guru and domestic violence sociologist Chris Brown says Ray Rice should really, really try to stop beating women
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(36)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
According to new reports, in 2007 the US Government strong-armed Yahoo into turning over data on both people who still used their service
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(37)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All of Roger Goodell's lies and half-truths about Ray Rice (so far...it's an expanding list, y'know)
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(41)
 
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Your local police force hasn't been the only one getting military equipment. Even university security staff now have grenade launchers
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(37)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey sure seems like a good choice to sell cars to people who are dead inside
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(4)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Japanese Burger King introduces Black Burger. No plans to release it in America as it would immediately be shot by the police
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(72)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seven bears target woman's home for a nice meal. To be fair, Goldilocks started it
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(15)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
On today's episode of the United States of Fascism: Police raid a bar without a warrant and search everyone. "One customer asked about their rights and a police officer told him he had 'the right to shut up.'"
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(148)
 
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
It's nice to be the CEO of your company and make $150,000 in your first year. Especially when you're 12 years old
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hannity guest A.J. Delgado decides to show Doocy and Kilmeade what REAL victim blaming is all about. Come for "Ray Rice is the bigger victim of domestic violence here," stay for "[Janay] knocked herself out on that railing"
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(299)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I don't care if you put a smiley face on it, I am not eating blue slime and rice
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(41)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian finally accepts the Ice Bucket Challenge after turning down the Scholastic Summer Reading Challenge
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(48)
 


Thu September 11, 2014
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Big Ben and the boys make it 2-0? Will the Ray Rice scandal affect Elite Joe Flacco and the rest of the Ravens? This is YOUR Thursday Night Football Discussion thread (8:30PM ET, CBS/NFLN)
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(1371)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
How to embarrass your kid when he gets older.. "Here's little Timmy in the bathtub. Here's little Timmy in his rabbit pajamas. Here's little Timmy, bored, faceplanting on a sofa in the Oval Office in front of the President"
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(105)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Three crew members of the International Space Station landed safely in glorious republic of Kazakhstan early this morning. Very nice
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(15)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Remember the black man killed by police in a Walmart while holding a BB gun sold at the store? After viewing security footage that contradicts him, the 911 caller has conveniently changed his story
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(401)
 
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you make your own ice cream or custard? Have tips on sating the sweet tooth from home? Show us how it's done
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(85)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
49ers radio broadcaster suspended two games over Ray Rice comments. Should additional video come out the broadcaster could face being cut by the Ravens and suspended from the NFL indefinitely
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(55)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
U.S. milk prices hit a record high. Distributors immediately accused of doing a little skimming off the top
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(59)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray Rice blames hard liquor for the elevator attack. Claims it will never happen again because he only drinks wine now
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(112)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"In addition to terabytes of child pornography, police also discovered fifty frozen cats in the suspect's home"
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(75)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Texas official freaks out over "Meatless Monday." Hey, maybe Todd just likes to eat a lot of meat. I'm sure if he saw a nice sausage right now he'd get down on his knees and praise it before swallowing some glorious, delicious meat
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(72)
 
(How Stuff Works)
 
 
 
So, how DID people discover wine in the first place? Did someone just say, "We'll let this juice rot and see what it's like to drink"?
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(58)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Lost: huge chunk of Europa's icy crust. If you have any information about the whereabouts of this missing ice block, please contact NASA
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why you shouldn't even bother working hard: new study finds that bosses don't notice your extra effort and don't care even if they do
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(56)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Newly discovered hidden city near Stonehenge was a nice place where you could enjoy a beer at the pub before ripping corpses apart and sticking them in the ground
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(39)
 
(7 Deadly)
 
 
 
Ben and Jerry's releases new "Satisfy My Bowl" ice cream for stoners
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(31)
 


Wed September 10, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A ton of police have surrounded a small Ferguson protest and are making arrests. This is not a repeat
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(180)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dominatrix speaking at Canadian Senate committee threatens to out politicians who use sex services if new backwards arse Conservative prostitution bill goes through. In other news, Fark desperately in need of "Oh Snap" tag
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(77)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's lawyer invents a new meaning for the word "hypothetically." Subby is hypothetically a millionaire cowboy astronaut playboy
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(110)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
News: Mechanics take customer cars for a late-night drag race. Fark: Marked police cruisers
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(25)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Get a cup of coffee from the office break room. Inhale the aroma. Anticipate that first taste. Bring the mug to your lips. Pause for a scintillating moment before swallowing the coffee and all the office germs that came with it
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(72)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Millennials don't like Republicans. They're not necessarily crazy about Democrats either but if given the choice, boy howdy, are the Republicans screwed
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(386)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Famous last words directed at the police :"HEY This is on iCloud"
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(361)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
After 14 years of a program which has provided 5 billion dollars worth of free military equipment to police forces throughout the US, Congress is beginning to question the program's wisdom
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(75)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Squirrel steals packet of drugs and runs away from students and police officer
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(15)
 
(ByteXplosion)
 
 
 
Why holding out for 'Game Of The Year' editions of console games is a morally bankrupt practice by players that leads to actual bankruptcy for game developers
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(219)
 
(Llanelli Star)
 
 
 
Mynyddygarreg woman who drove 300 yards while drunk banned for two years after being unable to spell her town's name at police roadside checkpoint
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(24)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
"Looker" comes true again as police have a new weapon that blinds people "temporarily" for up to 15 minutes
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(37)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Police ID Cleveland-area teens responsible for prank on autistic kid, Roger Goodell sentences them to attend two Browns games
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(118)
 
(Gambling 911)
 
 
 
Turns out the video of Ray Rice wasn't given to anyone, it was sold by a disgruntled ex-employee
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(93)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Suter, member of the 1980 Miracle on Ice team, skates off to the big rink in the sky
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(28)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House GOP slashes in half the administration's funding request for money to fight the Ebola outbreak, because preventing you from bleeding from every orifice as all your internal organs liquefy is not in the Constitution
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(129)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ray Rice to be unceremoniously removed from Madden '15, because even EA is too good for him
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(40)
 
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Today in badly worded headlines: Road rage leads police to murder victim's boyfriend
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(21)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're in Baltimore and find yourself in possession of a Ray Rice jersey, instead of setting fire to it like you should, you can give it to Hersh's Pizza, who will give you free food in return
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(123)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise will ride Iceman's tail once again in 'Top Gun 2'
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(121)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The fallout over the Ray Rice video continues as more and more people are asking one simple question: What did Commissioner Goddell know, and when did he know it?
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(178)
 
(Crain's Detroit)
 
 
 
Detroit CFO says that higher taxes won't bring the city out of bankruptcy. In other news, Detroit finally admits to having a Chief Financial Officer
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(63)
 
(Eater)
 
 
 
On the heels of the Ray Rice suspension, another transgression by an NFL star RB - LeSean McCoy left a 20 cent tip on a $60 bill at a local burger spot
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(86)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
As the world was rocked by the release of the video and sudden firing of Ray Rice, only one person is asking the truly important question around this scandal: Why isn't the president stepping in?
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(193)
 
(Canadian Football League)
 
 
 
Ray Rice you just got cut by the Ravens and was suspended by the NFL indefinitely. Well there's always the CFL right? haha nope
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(133)
 


Mon September 08, 2014
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Car thief busted in stolen Ferrari at DUI checkpoint breaks into police impound yard to re-steal stolen Ferrari
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(62)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Everyone is suddenly talking about Pumpkin Spice condoms, but they're not as real as the Nutmeg variety
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(46)
 
(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
Police: "Random male has turned up at the house we are searching for drugs. He has his own drugs already so will be joining us at custody. Couldn't make it up"
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(25)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Police book quadruple murder suspect on charges of aggravated assault on domestic violence, which seems a little like locking up Al Capone for jaywalking
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(40)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nobody could possibly blame Ray Rice's wife for getting assaulted by him in an elevator. Fox & Friends: Challenge accepted
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(236)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Republicans say that gas prices are rising, which is true since in the past two years they have risen by -$0.40 per gallon
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(88)
 
(Big Telecoms vs. The World)
 
 
 
Add your voice to those demanding net neutrality on the Internet, with your input going to the decisionmakers before th...[BUFFERING]...ey go t...[BUFFERING]...CARRIER LOST
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(44)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Smallest house in the world goes on sale for the itty bitty price of, uh, $450,000
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(9)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Lake Oswego police are searching for a man who likes to drink beer and touch himself, have narrowed the suspects down to everyone
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(17)
 
(KVOR Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
If you want to rob a bank, you should at least bring something to carry the money in because police get suspicious when they see money just falling out of someone's pants
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(9)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the Ferguson police chief released the "robbery" tape for exactly the reason we all thought he did it for
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(380)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
TMZ releases video of Ray Rice knocking his wife TFO. Cue up Raven's fans explaining how you can now see it wasn't a big deal, and even 2 games was too long of a suspension
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(438)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy is the #1 film at the box office during a slow weekend, with Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles coming in at #2. Repetitive horror film As Above, So Below plummets to #6, and Lucy clings to #10
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(74)
 
(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Three motorcycles wreck on Crash Road. The motorcyclists now wish they had decided to take a nice ride on Puppies and Cotton Candy and Soft Mattresses Lane instead
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(31)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Judge rules that BP was "grossly negligent" in the 2010 Gulf Oil Spill, also determines that Osama bin Laden was not a very nice man
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(52)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Sports collectables company made $50 million last year because everything a ballplayer touches has a price - even a groundskeeper's rake signed by Derek Jeter
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(8)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing nicer, as the summer winds down, than having a dance with your dog on the back porch. And if you're a baby? Why, that's even better, then, isn't it
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(21)
 


Sat September 06, 2014
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Drew Carey is offering to help Bay Village police find the teens behind the "ice bucket" prank played on an autistic teenager
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(66)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
If you recently took a souvenir from Dinosaur National Monument, the Park Service would like you to return it
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(39)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"He blamed it on a disoriented state and a need to obtain an envelope in his name containing a prescription from the office of his psychiatrist." Apparently the 5431 pills he had at home were lonely
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(48)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ricketts: Wrigley Field attendance has been declining since 2008, the economy sucks, and we haven't won a World Series in more than 100 years. We need to do something. Epstein: Raise season ticket prices? Ricketts: Genius
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(26)
 
(SFist)
 
 
 
You know it's a successful opening night when the bar's owner gets arrested for public drunkenness and biting a police officer
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(22)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
"A 20-year-old Ohio man drove to the police department to turn himself in because he realized he was too drunk to drive and would get involved in a crash, according to police." He was correct (pics)
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(33)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Hot young blonde reporter at Fox Sports reacts to allegation by sideline reporter Pam Oliver that Fox Sports only wants to hire reporters who are young, blonde and hot, declares she is blonde by choice, "not bc my boss told me to"
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(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
The IRS has lost more emails of employees under investigation for some non scandal. But they still have your tax returns from 20 years ago and you owe them money, which is nice
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(60)
 
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Protip: When growing marijuana, do NOT use land belonging to the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. They WILL notice
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(27)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Not wanting to let a bunch of pansies in MISSOURI show them up, 10 districts in Texas are going one step further and using military surplus hardware, including trucks, guns, and body armor, to arm their SCHOOL police forces
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(171)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity says he "can't encourage military service in good conscience while Obama is president." In other news, Sean Hannity has a conscience
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(171)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apartments in London compared to prison cells, except without the meal service
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(20)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
You wouldn't think some tips from the Forest Service on how to make s'mores would be controversial, but you don't know Republicans: "This is what is wrong with our government. Bureaucrats can't pass up an opportunity to tell us how to live our lives"
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(257)
 
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Police subdue naked, knife swinging man in Harlem. Thankfully, he had not yet begun shaking
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Perhaps feeling left out, police in London prove they are also capable of shooting people to death
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Czech President Milos Zeman: "What evidence is there of a Russian presence in Ukraine?" Swedish Foreign Affairs Minister: "Is there a Czech intelligence service? Maybe you should ask them"
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(54)
 
(central florida future)
 
 
 
Starbucks admits that there is no actual pumpkin in its Pumpkin Spice Latte. Once again, customers feel burned
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(29)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Take the deafening, cacophonous noise of death metal and mix it with the shrill, cloying voices of J-Pop and you get Babymetal. May 弁財天 have mercy on us all
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Thu September 04, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
David Cassidy pleads guilty to DWI, will have to complete 50 hours of community service, have an ignition interlock device installed on his multi-colored bus
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(21)
 
(Seattle Weekly)
 
 
 
Friendly advice for Seahawks fans on how not to act like Seahawks fans
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(71)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Woman left with suspected broken neck after ice bucket challenge," says headline above article explaining that she didn't have a broken neck
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(32)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
You have to show up and get in line 3 hours before AL's DMV branches open to have any hope of getting a driver's license before they close for the day, 12 hours later. That the state recently passed a "voter ID" law is, I'm sure, total coincidence
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(135)
 
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
If you fake an Ice Bucket Challenge so you can dump urine and feces on an autistic teenager, you are a terrible person
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(135)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Newly graduated Port Authority police officers wait a whole 0 days before abusing their authority and going on a drunken rampage
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Al Queda opening branch office in India. Locations in China, Japan, and Menlo Park to follow
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will everyone who had today in the "Ice Bucket Challenge Is A Satanic Ritual' pool please step forward and claim your winnings?
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(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This travel site reckons Bill Murray is someone you should always seek advice from in every walk of life. Bill Murray. Guru
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(10)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Is going to the DMV a real drag? Well, it's still no excuse to draw your own license plate
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cops under investigation this morning after witnesses saw them reversing up a one-way street and backing over a cyclist. Twice. And then began moving evidence around
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(118)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
To reward their goodness and noble service, the businesses who gave $1.25 million to Andrew Cuomo's campaign just happened to receive twelve times as much in state grants - which is purely a coincidence, you cynical hater
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(92)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Police increasingly asking victims of crime to do their own investigations because they're busy and stuff
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(92)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(WBBJ TV West Tennessee)
 
 
 
No officer, I did not just steal $144 worth of eye shadow
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(75)
 
(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Remember the Police Chief who was forced to resign after being filmed ranting about Obama? The town is now trying to pass an ordinance banning recording of public officials
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(99)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
If you're going to shove a toothbrush up your girlfriend's butt while she's asleep, don't record it. If you record it, don't post it to Facebook. If you post it to Facebook, well, I don't have any more advice because you're a dumbass
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(162)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Teen, who was shot in the foot, first told police he was the victim of a "random act of violence." Later admits that he shot himself in the foot when checking to see that the gun was loaded. The gun he "found" in the street
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(52)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Canadian police say Sidney Crosby was NOT arrested this weekend in Ottawa: "It's an out and out blatant lie. As far as I know, somebody is pulling something here"
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(8)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't need a $10,000 raise, a more understanding boss, or an office with a window to be truly happy at work. You just need a little green plant on your desk
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice Scalia once cited the case of death row inmate Henry Lee McCollum as a good example of why he supported the death penalty. Fark: McCollum was exonerated by DNA evidence today
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(216)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Skipper arrested on DUI suspicion after boat runs aground at Venice Beach. Assault charges may be added as witnesses claim he struck his first mate several times with his hat after the incident
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(48)
 


Tue September 02, 2014
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Police said it's a worst case scenario after an 18 wheeler full of beer crashes
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(46)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The first clumsy hijacking of the ice bucket challenge comes from a cancer charity that wants people to celebrate the Whipped Cream Pie in the Faces challenge
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(92)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
According to AAA, there are two speed traps in America. One of them just got a couple of police chiefs suspended
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(106)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
ALS Association gets ice water dumped on their trademark application for "ice bucket challenge"
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(56)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Texans are going to have to make a choice between Rick Perry and Ted Cruz come 2016
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good news for those of you who've been concerned that Eric Cantor might fall into a life of destitution since losing his election: He just got hired by a Wall Street Investment firm and is coming back to DC as its Vice Chairman. Yay, little guy
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(37)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Are you still using iceberg as the main green in your salad? Shame on you. Bow your heads. Lettuce pray
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(30)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
If your neighbor is playing music you don't like do you a) ask him to turn it down; b) call police; or c) hold a knife to his throat and ask him if he is ready to die. Article helpfully points out it's unclear what type of music or how loud it was
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(63)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
A stranger lifted a girl off the swing set because he thought her time was up. Her mother called the police. What would YOU have done?
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(181)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
If you are going to steal some construction vehicles that have a top speed of around 10 miles per hour, perhaps an interstate highway is not your best choice of egress
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(27)
 


Mon September 01, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Man nearly dies in ice bucket challenge after an airplane drops water on him. You're doing it wrong
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ferguson police force now using personal body cameras, will now have to remember to yell "THEY'RE COMING RIGHT AT US" before shooting people
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(331)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In 1991, a man helped his children escape from their burning home in a blaze that killed his wife. In 2008, that same man killed his son by rigging his car jack causing his truck to crush him. Now, police think he just maybe also set the 1991 fire
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(58)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Police find stolen ring in the stomach of the woman who stole it. No word on exactly what type of ring it was, but it is expected to be a chocolate diamond by the time it is recovered
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(9)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Hell's Angels complain that police in Calgary are picking on them all the time
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(99)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
France's new economic minister considers scrapping the 35 hour work week, since it's not like workers need any extra time to shower to get ready to go to the office
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(26)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy holds on to the #1 spot at the box office, expected to bring in $22 million for the holiday weekend. At #2 is Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Explosions, with As Above So Below debuting at #3
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(124)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Disney knows that ice cream cones melt. So what about bacon macaroni and cheese cones?
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(24)
 
(Live From Iceland)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: All hell's breaking loose in Iceland. LGT live volcano eruption feed with fiery goodness happening right now
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(56)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"We'll beat anyone's price... or your french fries are FREEEEEEEEEEEE"
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(12)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Harry Houdini: Escape artist, magician, and secret spy for the British Secret Service
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(15)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
33-year-old slice of Princess Diana's wedding cake auctioned to highest bidder, Jacopo Peterman
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(18)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subby's voices tell him to drink beer with his cat and that Drew Curtis is around every corner wanting to borrow five dollars
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(38)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Stunning satellite images show the Arctic ice cap is growing, and Al Gore is actually living as a snow-encrusted man in his vast private ice kingdom, with his own freeze-ray and a diet of nothing but polar bear meat and icicles
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(174)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Perry thinks that taxpayers should pick up the tab for his legal defense, but since he's SUCH A NICE GUY, he'll pay for it himself instead
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Sat August 30, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
40 hour long armed standoff with police ends with suspect giving himself up and being sent to hospital for evaluation. I guess Canadian police are all out of SWAT gear and surplus military vehicles
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(76)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The ice bucket challenge is as stupid as the celebrities trying to get some press off of it. That said, Stephen Hawking rocks it...and doesn't even electrocute himself
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(93)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
We've all had the roommate from hell, but has that roommate ever stolen your girlfriend's car, went on a joyride, then lied to police about it?
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(35)
 
(Next Impulse Sports)
 
 
 
Japanese baseball player tries to hit a 186mph fastball from a pitching machine. His reaction? Priceless. His reaction time? Not so much
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(41)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: International conservative Christian conference takes place in right-wing evangelical church. News: After five previous venues had withdrawn their services. Fark: Including two Catholic churches. Tag is for the conference organisers
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(148)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ex-US Navy officer who spied for Soviets goes on final mission
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1. Issue traffic ticket to innocent drivers who will fight the cases. 2. List your buddy officer as a witness, even though he was not there. 3. Let him do it too. 4. Wait for prosecutors to subpoena you both to trials. 5. Voila! Overtime profit
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(67)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fingerprints on Legos help police solve a two-decade cold case
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(45)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Leader of the Christian homeschooling movement thinks that the Duggars and other adherents of the "Christian patriarchy" and "Quiverfull" movements are "truly dangerous" religious extremists." The Pot also had some choice words for the Kettle
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(183)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New VICE trailer shows why you shouldn't eat Danish pork
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(24)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Robber jumps from hotel window while fleeing from police, winds up on USC injury report
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(16)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mayor orders man removed after not standing for Pledge of Allegiance. So much for freedom of choice
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(241)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police force's longest serving dog set to retire. With pic of dog that, frankly, does not look very long
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(24)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You're kind of a dick if you do the ice bucket challenge on your unsuspecting 10-month-old granddaughter
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Officer who told people in Ferguson he would "farking kill" them and to "go fark yourself" is now out of a farking job
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(152)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania woman calls police about streetlight. Responding officer confirms she was indeed seeing a streetlight
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(16)
 
(Kill Some Time)
 
Video
 
"Do you notice anything wrong with this rainbow?"
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(19)
 
(Central Somerset Gazette)
 
 
 
British justice shows its teeth by allowing the Moriarty of bicycle thefts to skip curfew so he can walk his dog and go on holiday and stuff
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(21)
 
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Ohio State University marching band denied licenses to play popular music at halftime due to "sexualized culture"
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(73)
 
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Come shop at Goodwill for great prices on used golf clubs, women's shoes, human skulls
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(17)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Police: Our officer was not accidentally shot by his partner when he killed a check forger in a bank drive thru. Court documents, hospital records, radio calls: "I've been shot"
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(51)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stripper: "Sorry police I have to go to work in order to feed my daughter, I don't have time to find her. I can't talk anymore"
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(70)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Parking violator crushes officer's hand while trying to dodge the boot. Bystanders say they haven't seen such egregious boot dodging since a young American child made a fool of Australia's Prime Minister
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(53)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Ferguson police sued for $40M for violating citizens' civil rights, or, to put it in terms they understand, the cost of about 60 new mine-resistant armored vehicles
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(189)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Oh, what's that? You're drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks? Well, I'm drinking a Pumpkin Crème Brûlée Latte from Dunkin' Donuts
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(94)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
ALSA trying to trademark the Ice Bucket Challenge. The Susan G. Komen foundation nods with approval
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(94)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell admits he was wrong about Ray Rice, announces lifetime ban for repeat domestic violence offenders. Just kidding, he... no, wait. That actually IS what he did. Huh
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A bane on the economy and social injustice for low-income people
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(103)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
For the past year or so, US fracking has prevented gas prices from going bonkers every time some nut feels like getting his jihad on
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(35)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Everyone's favourite caricature of a Mayor, proves he also is a caricature high school football coach. He made players roll in goose scat, challenged teacher to fight, showed up drunk to practice
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(12)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Police dog pours one for Michael Brown
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(173)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A handcrafted, $7,500 yurt that's far cooler than your house. Or your beard. Or your tats. Or your choice of local-sourced coffee and gum. Or your highly refined post-punk, '80s-centric ironic sense of fashion. Or the name of your start-up. Or you
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(41)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Natalie Wood's sister claims to know who really killed her, plans to never give up until Poseidon is brought to justice
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(42)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you're going to take part in the Ice Bucket Challenge make sure there are no cannabis plants in the background (especially if you're a politician)
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arsenal tries to walk into the Champions League, with Napoli and Bayer Leverkusen also gunning for spots. Oh, and Eva Carneiro taking the ice bucket challenge. Your CL playoff thread is here
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(132)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Superman and Lois Lane take the ALS Ice Bucket Ch -- look, could we just put a shark in the bucket and have Henry Winkler jump over it on waterskis, please?
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(74)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists 'flip' bad memories into good ones in mice, which is kind of the exact opposite of what happened when you rolled over this morning and saw who you brought home from the bar last night
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(63)
 
(WBOC Delmarva)
 
 
 
Maryland teacher placed on administrative leave and whisked away to undisclosed location by state police for writing two works of fiction
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(263)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
We're secretly replacing Robin Meade with Glenn Beck. Lets see if anyone notices
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(40)
 
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what goes on in a video game voiceover studio? No? Well, here's the thing anyway
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Out, Liar: The story of how 10,000 hours of practice is not going to turn you into Yo Yo Ma
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the guy who managed to set his head on fire doing the ice bucket challenge was waving a confederate flag
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(52)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: The New Zealand Transport Agency says 2681 vehicles were registered last month. News: As ambulances. Fark: The two ambulance services in the area only have 705 registered ambulances among them
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(35)
 
(Shepton Mallet Journal)
 
 
 
Ice Bucket Challenger gets blown off feet by jet stream of slurry
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(65)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(NZ City)
 
 
 
Man, apparently into retro gaming, wields chainsaw during fight at service station
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(48)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
About that heartwarming Josh Shaw story from yesterday, replace "saving his cousin" with "evading the police" and "drowning in the pool" with "for domestic violence charges." He did jump from a balcony though
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(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your travel advice for an American visiting Europe for the first time. Bonus points for being country specific
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(76)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin pie spice gum, because why the fark not?
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(37)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Remember that nice homeless man Miley Cyrus took to the MTV Music Video Awards? Well it turns out someone recognized him on TV. That someone being his parole officer, back in Oregon
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(108)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The cutest little foul-mouthed girl doing the Ice Bucket Challenge you'll see all day. (Warning: Foul language)
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Abusive, rogue Android takes down National Weather Service website
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(86)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gas prices to rise on Isle of Man, affecting everyone who currently pays for man gas
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(30)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh says dumping buckets of ice water over your head to raise money for ALS is ass-backwards. Tag is for everyone
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(94)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
The "Ice Bucket Challenge" is scheduled to jump the shark as soon as someone can convince a shark to dump a bucket of ice water on its head
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(120)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
2015 Corvette Z06 has a base price tag of $79,000, which is still cheaper than a penile implant
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(138)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
UAV footage of the damage in NAPA shows that you can fly right over police caution tape with total impunity
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(20)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Obama sends three aides to Michael Brown funeral, none to James Foley's, and don't think people haven't noticed
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(166)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Butte police deal with slew of Butte-ass naked people over the weekend, including nude man talking to God, topless woman lying on pile of luggage, and pantsless lady exposing herself to traffic
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(31)
 
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Naked man roams the streets of Topeka, wang merrily flopping to and fro, and there's nothing the police can do about it
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(42)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Moose shows up at German office canteen. Bystanders report he was just checking to see if all the juice was gone
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(23)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Puzzled police probe penguin purloining potables, promise prompt prosecution
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(16)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Newest Comcast snafu features customer service rep who doesn't know what Steam is. Half-Life 3 confirmed?
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(46)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
And now, Jean-Claude Van Damme dragging a block of ice with his mullet
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(38)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rare Superman comic sells for $3.2 million - a staggering 3.2 billion percent increase from its original price
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(76)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
What better way to remember America's bloodiest battle than with a nice cold beer. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Gettysburg Brewfest
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture ALS Ice Bucket Challenge - 17 Buckets
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(12)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"I ate a penguin's egg. I ate several in fact and they were damned nice"
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(16)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We've replaced your normal lane striping crew with a seven-year old using crayons. Let's see if anyone notices
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(73)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Being "pro-choice" also means you choose when to be pregnant
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(610)
 
(KMTV Omaha)
 
 
 
Cops close to solving armed robbery at Wet 'n' Wild after following curious trail of wet footprints and ice cream drips
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(15)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
A suspect in the custody of the LAPD tells them that he has asthma and is having difficulty breathing. Police respond with an expert medical opinion: 'You can talk, so you can breathe.' Suspect dies in custody just to be contrary
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(213)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: The ALS ice bucket challenge. New Hotness: India's Rice Bucket Challenge
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(36)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police near Pittsburgh have issued a be-on-the-lookout alert for what? A) An escaped prisoner who is considered armed and dangerous, B) A bobcat that has been stalking joggers, or C) An alligator that is estimated to be three feet long
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(26)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 150 best episodes of The Simpsons. That's good. The list contains episodes after season eleven. That's bad. But the list is not a slideshow and is all on one page. That's good. You Only Move Twice isn't at #1. That's bad
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And so the newest ice age begins...in Scotland
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(112)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Livestreaming gamer gets home raided by police. You know, because someone thought it'd be good for laughs
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(120)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Suge Knight shot twice after leaving a VMA party and going to his car, hit in the stomach and arm and currently in surgery. It's almost as if someone was waiting to ambush him. The VMAs have been quite dangerous this year
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(84)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The media would like you to know your office chair is killing you: "Sitting is more dangerous than smoking, kills more people than HIV and is more treacherous than parachuting. We are sitting ourselves to death"
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(43)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy dethrones Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Reboot for the top spot at the box office. Newcomer Sin City: A Dame to Kill For proves not all comic book movies are created equal, bombing at #8 with $6.5 million
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CIA tried to assassinate Nixon twice, says Nixon aide
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(107)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Man is going to live on a melting iceberg for one year to illustrate the perils of climate change. It's a titanic challenge
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(97)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Oh god. You're gonna watch it anyway, Sarah Palin does the ice bucket challenge
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(161)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pregnant women urged to avoid eating tuna, even if it's topped with ice cream and M&M's
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(17)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
There is one primetime show that promotes feminism and features strong, central female characters essential to the plot. And that show is Bob's Burgers, where two of the three lead females are voiced by men
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Sat August 23, 2014
(Tri-City Herald)
 
 
 
Grandmother tackles man fleeing from police, is immediately offered tryout for Seahawks defense
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(34)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leica celebrates 100 years of making the world's most astonishingly overpriced cameras
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(40)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Police department will install hi-def cameras as soon as they steal some more of our stuff to pay for it
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(24)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: Icelandic volcano erupts, disrupting flights. News: this time you can pronounce its name
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season 3, it's Earth vs the Spider with bonus short Using Your Voice. Joel, Servo, and Crow rip this Bert I Gordon monster mess to shreds. "I'll just stay here and bark out belligerent, fat-assed orders"
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(5)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After 74 years, it may now be safely revealed that a spectacularly inept attempt at 'intelligence gathering' by Nazi Germany on British soil was deliberate sabotage- on the part of the German officer in charge of the fiasco
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(53)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Car dealership rolls back prices, auto loans, odometer readings
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(18)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man in construction garb wanted for bank robbery. Police are also on the lookout for his accomplices, a Cowboy, a soldier, a Native American, a biker, and someone who may be impersonating a police officer
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(25)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Parents turn 13-year-old daughter in to police for texting nude photos of herself to classmates, haven't quite thought through the fact that they will probably have to support a registered sex offender forever
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(162)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
California Water Board: Oh, quit yer whining and either take the Ice Bucket Challenge or take the chicken-out option if you feel you're wasting water in a drought
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(34)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's finally happened. Consumers' low wages have had a negative impact on Walmart's bottom line as well as its stock price, which is down by 6 percent since the start of 2014 while the S&P 500 is up by around that much
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(54)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Huge tunnels discovered under Antarctic ice. Great old ones unavailable for comment
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(53)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Timeline of all the missteps the Ferguson police made in the aftermath of the Michael Brown shooting. We're talking about a lot of failure here folks
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(408)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The reason we were waiting so long on a police report from Ferguson is because, until three days ago, there wasn't one
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(301)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart's Ice Bucket Challenge
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(55)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines continues their renewed customer service push by adding a $150 babysitting fee for all unaccompanied minors
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(61)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Throughout the late 1960s, the justices of the Supreme Court spent at least one day each year in the basement watching porn together. By all accounts, it was fantastically awkward"
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(137)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Halloween cards and candy are now available to go along with your pumpkin spice latte
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(17)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ice Bucket Challenge claims its first victims. Shocking
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(163)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
Coroner tells police the open beers they found in his car were, "from a death scene yesterday"
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(32)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Catholic diocese urges people not to take the ice bucket challenge because the proceeds could go to stem cell research. Apparently, the ritual pouring of water over people's heads is only okay if the Church gets its cut
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(262)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Pastor claims prayer brought a man back to life during his church service, while conveniently failing to mention it had been his sermon that had bored the man to death in the first place
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(39)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan takes the ice bucket challenge. Except she did it in the middle of a nightclub. Using champagne buckets. And nobody was watching or recording
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(99)
 
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Guy with .30 BAC, let me introduce you to guy with suspended license making an illegal turn
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(29)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Sean Hannity tries to educate Ferguson official on police brutality" :-O :-| *walks out of headline*
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(285)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"Officer, can you help me? My mommy is cooking something smelly in the trunk of her car"
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(46)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Even The Guardian noticed. 4th article down
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(14)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
High school student suspended and arrested after he writes a story about killing a dinosaur with a gun. Police search fails to turn up a weapon or the dinosaur in question
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(215)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: When you are meeting your probation officer, do not meet the officer in a stolen electric shopping cart
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(11)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark's new misogyny rule is such a big deal even the Washington Post noticed
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(13)
 
(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Dumbass posts a huge pile of money to his Facebook page. Next day, home invasion and murder. Gee, you think the two might be related, Officer Romero?
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(70)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Officer Go Fark Yourself has been removed from duty in Ferguson (Video has Not safe for work language)
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(290)
 
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
To be a successful fugitive - Rule #1: Don't crash into any police cars
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two arrested and charged in connection with the beating of a park ranger. The suspects say they weren't involved, police have made a boo boo
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(44)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
George W Bush has bucket of ice water dumped over his head. Swears he'll tell us anything we want to know
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(Daily Motion)
 
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How can so many people fail so spectacularly at something as simple as dumping a bucket of ice water over your head?
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Leader of ruling party that denies Climate Change science, takes a trip to the Arctic to promote agriculture and industry never possible before all the ice melted
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry, Phillip." Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, star in children's Halloween special and wait for all of this to blow over
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"Meeting with Kashmiri separatists is a long standing practice" Especially when they can play a damn good version of "Stairway to Reincarnation"
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Death notice: In Delaware your social media accounts now go to your crazy uncle
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Apparently Johnny Depp ignores the age-old industry advice to "never work with Kevin Smith"
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