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500 headlines found matching 'ice'
Wed July 27, 2016
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Brewery's new 'Naked Man Posing in the Lobby' brew not a hit with police
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobicip Family Premium: Lifetime License. 5 device Parental control for iPhone, iPad, Mac, Android, Kindle Fire, Windows, Galaxy Nook. Finally stop what your kids are doing. Who is this Jack Septiceye anyway? (Sponsored Link)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Great news everyone: it appears that NO ONE was responsible for killing Freddie Gray. He apparently just ended up dead in the back of a police van with a broken neck completely by magic
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox News cuts to commercials, commentary, and pretty much anything else in order to avoid giving the mothers of children slain by police officers any air time because Fox won't ever admit Black Lives Matter
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Greg Hardy didn't work out for America's team last season so he thought he'd try to get on with Canada's team this season until the CFL head office said "LOL NOPE"
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Tue July 26, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber's latest in edgy, new economy 2.0 tactics? Hire unlicensed private investigator to fraudulently dig up dirt on, harass, and intimidate lawsuit plaintiff and lawyer
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
The history of the traffic stop shows the way the automobile fundamentally changed the relationship between the police and the citizenry
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's WTF headline: British police seize moped from man driving with potato sack
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shooting you" like free ice cream
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
New species of whale discovered, opening up new questions about ocean life. Such as how did we not notice a whole species of 25 foot long creatures bobbing along on the surface (Warning: Graphic image of dead whale)
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(The Progressive)
 
 
 
"Voting is easy and marginally useful, but it is a poor substitute for democracy, which requires direct action by concerned citizens." A nice reminder, which we can ignore as we decide the fate of the free world with our all-important brainfarts
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this coffee and spoon service
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Trump and his bankruptcies, myths dispelled, which is strange since all the article does is confirm Trump's bankruptcies and other dicey business behaviors
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC invites expert to Philadelphia to talk about Hillary Clinton's foreign policy politics. And by "expert" they mean former contestant of Donald Trump's television show 'The Apprentice' Omarosa Manigault
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why don't schools teach that the Declaration of Independence spends twice as much time denouncing slavery as it does taxation without representation?
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Building a wall 1,000 miles long and 40 feet high would require $711m worth of concrete, a small price to pay to Make America Great Again
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
"Police have confirmed they are investigating after the pair were reported outraging public decency." WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Who DIDN'T Trump attack at the convention. Apparently Trump won't mess with Michelle Obama. Either that or his practice tweets were so racist that none were sent
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(Las Cruces Sun-News)
 
 
 
Police getting a call about a naked guy wandering around find a second body at the scene
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(Chemical & Engineering News)
 
 
 
Rapamycin was first discovered when scientists sampled fungus-resistant bacteria on Easter Island, spent a few years next to a worker's ice cream (in a container labeled "DON'T EAT"), and is now being investigated for its anti-aging potential
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
As Republicans keep telling us, good politicians are in danger of losing office due to voter fraud. Just look at Charles Jeter, Republican member of the North Carolina House, who resigned after it was found he voted in two different states. Oops
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
A suggestion for you disgruntled cleaning contractors inclined to express your grievances by hiding fecal matter in the ceiling of the office you're cleaning: when doing so, including your utility bill in the mix is a bit of a giveaway
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
Five awful hockey jerseys NHL players should have refused to wear. This NY Islanders/LA Kings game is brought to you by Aquafresh and Burger King
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man forced to teach police about Bitcoins as punishment for stealing Bitcoins
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on what to look for to tell if a medical GoFundMe is a scam. In related news please help Subby to collect funds for his service unicorn "Diggeroy" to treat his chronic diarrhea before it's too late
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ralph Nader, J.D. Power & Associates marvel that Americans are still buying high-priced new vehicles despite rash of scandals and well-publicized recalls. "After a certain point in time people become numb to them"
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
It took half a year, but the police have solved the Case of the Nail Polish Bandit, which would make a fabulous Hardy Boys mystery title
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
For Sale: Used Range Rover SE Vogue model, powered by a 4.4-litre V8 diesel. Normal asking price £50,000, but since Prince George came home from the hospital in this one it's only £150,000
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Tara Strong, Harley Quinn's voice actress in the DC Animated Universe, goes full Harley for SDCC. Enjoy your dinner, puddin'
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
'Priceless' is getting booed by your own Florida delegation at your DNC breakfast
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farker's friend has released an album of 89 songs about saxophones. Give it a listen on the streaming service of your choice
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(Naked Capitalism)
 
 
 
Here's how much shady financial practices would be costing you every year if you had any money
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(North Devon Journal)
 
 
 
Police on the hunt for naked bicyclist who always comes out at night. Neighbors complain about having a full moon more than once a month
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently, police can get a confession about nearly anything when allowed to electrocute a man's penis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this sliced fruit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nice jihadist led multiple lives. Seems he was a Muslim homosexual pot-smoking woman abuser who was into bodybuilding
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
University of Iowa defensive lineman Faith Ekakitie gets mistaken for bank robbery suspect, held at gunpoint by police. Alibi: he was playing Pokemon Go the whole time
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Sun July 24, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft drops XBone price from 'hot rock' level down to 'poopy stick'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Beyond is #1 at the box office with a mild $56 million, the lowest of the nu-Trek series. The Secret Life of Pets is #2 with $20 million, and Ice Age 3, Lights Out, and Ghostbusters are too close to place, all hovering around $20 million
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks and bonds are at record prices. Start selling
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks and bonds are at record prices. Keep buying
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
With lines like "I hear you can talk to fish," how can the new Justice League movie NOT be a winner?
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's a relevant best-of list of wines, ranked not on price or taste but how likely they are to come up later, and not fondly
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Later on, the girls practiced juggling bowie knives and then a quick round of running across the major highway before bedtime with the tigers
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hershey's chocolate giant facing major test. No, not making an actual chocolate bar, but figuring out what the changing tastes of Millennials means for their future as a company (though making an actual chocolate bar would be nice, too)
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
"Did you think that because it's the peak of summer that you were safe from pumpkin spice mania? No, of course not"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yes, the Russian Paralympic team is doping too, because we apparently don't get to have a single nice thing in the whole wide world
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is not allowed to throw women in prison for choosing to have an abortion
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(Bitcoin News)
 
 
 
'Twas a strange night of action in the bitcoin price overnight during the Asian session
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republican vice-presidential nominee Mike Pence thinks condoms are too "modern" and a poor defense against STDs. Never mind that they've been in use for 11,000 years and proven effective against STDs since at least the Renaissance
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hillary Clinton is going to announce her vice president pick and BAH GAWD IT'S KAINE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You can add the Secret Service to the list of things Trump will make great again
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
You are being watched. The Chicago Police have a secret system that spies on you every hour of every day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds 2 women and 63 cats living inside a house and a van, took care of the issue and now plans on selling the property for twice what it is worth
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Well, the good news is, if you think everything at Best Buy is about twice the price that makes it worthwhile, this could be a good weekend for you
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
BBC announces six-part adaptation of Les Misérables, because there haven't been enough movies or shows about Inspector Javert's heroic attempts to bring the evil thief Jean Valjean to justice over a loaf of purloined bread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is expanding their gourmet garlic fries because what other choice do they have
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Whatever the highest price ever was last paid for a baseball card, that record is about to be broken soon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Starbucks no longer wants to discuss social politics with you while you wait on your venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar-free syrup, extra shot, light ice, no whip
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Beehive owners stung by theft of one million bees. Police immediately comb the area in hexagonal directions
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police in Munich responding to reports of shots fired at a shopping center. Update: six killed, suspects still at large
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
The voice of Darth Maul is back - as a bright blue superhero with weird powers, and a dodgy costume
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maurice Micklewhite legally changes his name to Michael Caine to avoid airport security delays
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling more than a pound of mushrooms and 100 doses of LSD to an undercover officer in the parking lot of a liquid sky island balanced on the eyelid of a celestial squid meditating beneath the infinite implosions of seven Aztec suns
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Thu July 21, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Car thief evades police but catches a train
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Look, this whole "Police officer shooting the Black therapist who was laying on the ground with his hands in the air" thing is just a big misunderstanding. The cop was TRYING to shoot his unarmed, autistic patient and missed is all. Feel better?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ray Rice offers to donate his full salary - every game check he earns - if he gets another NFL chance. Still won't reveal where the white suit is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest odds on Trump's speech tonight, including if he will mention China at least twice (6-to-5 he will), if he'll discuss 'Black Lives Matter' (2-to-5 he won't) and if he'll talk about Bernie Sanders before Hillary Clinton (4-to-1 he will)
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
While his teammates were busting their butts off in practice, Charles Barkley would arrive to practice late and eat McDonald's while berating his teammates
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nice lone wolf terrorist linked to five other lone wolf conspirators who have been arrested, now preparing to appear on a t-shirt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Settlement checks going out in class action lawsuit alleging price fixing by the manufacturers of DRAM chipsets. Subby just got his check for $181
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police accuse NFL Running Back Denard Robinson of having poor change of direction skills, slow burst, and no ability to operate between the hash marks. Also describe him as "asleep at the wheel." After driving into a pond. (with video)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Black? ✓ Unarmed? ✓ Lay on ground when ordered? ✓ Raise hands when ordered ? ✓ Shot by police? ✓ (with video)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Brain researchers force-feed Orson Welles' "Touch of Evil" to genetically altered mice on treadmill ... for SCIENCE
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Police show up for a 5-year-old's birthday, wind up shooting his dog. SURPRISE
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Pastor rebrands church by: a) meeting attendees before services b) installing new signs c) pretending he's Evel Knievel
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Welcome to Iceland. Please refrain from taking a dump in public. Thank you
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Wife of "Officer of the Year" just would not stop resisting
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you're going to call the police to report your car and safe were stolen, please remember to store your pipe bombs out of sight
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
BEEEEP: "Hi George, this is Larry Bird. You have been traded. Have a nice day"
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese seaplane shuttle service takes government workers and local journalists along on its first flight - which turns into its last flight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says he's urged Trump to issue roughly 300 executive orders, or roughly 60 more than Obama has in two terms, on Trump's first DAY in office, just for the "sense of excitement"
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter protest changed to cookout with police once Chef Gordon Ramsay arrives. Correction: Chief Gordon Ramsay
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(Broadcastify)
 
 
 
Live Cleveland Police audio of RNC protests becoming violent after a flag burning, arrests taking place
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magnificent statue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
High school students build bomb seeking robot for the RNC. Unfortunately unable to detect horrible choices for speakers
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Balding? You can get your youthful hairline back with cow urine, onion juice, bull sperm, Tabasco, and yeast infection cream
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Very longtime Farker paulseta has written an orchestral elegy for the people of Nice, France. Would love to see this go far and wide, and hopefully bring some beauty to the horror. Thank you
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler auto sales probed by Justice Department after regulators become suspicious when the carmaker said that more than two people actually bought a car made by Fiat Chrysler
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Josh Harrison hits a walk-off Little League homer, then does an interview with ice cubes on his head. Both, very impressive
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you must play Pokemon Go while driving, try to avoid running into a parked car. If you must run into a parked car, try to avoid a police car
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
In a move that will only make it more popular than ever, HOA tells tenants they must take down the blue ribbons tied around trees in honor of police officers
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Wright State University decides they're the Wrong choice to host the first Presidential debate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not new, but why not experince the first moon landing in real time with all the voice loops. Stagehand audio mysteriously missing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have your kids have been sleeping too well at night? Or is your partner too in love with you? For the low price of just $900, you can own this lifelike, silicon mask of Donald Trump that will come to life and kill your family
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Superman tattoo helps ID man on the run from police for nine years
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(The Star Press)
 
 
 
Billboard in Muncie, Indiana goes up just before anti-police demonstrations. "Hate cops? The next time you need help call a crackhead"
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
"Police said there is no reason to believe the glass was intentionally placed in the sandwich"
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
It appears that the guy who set off a series of explosive devices in Panaca, AZ was less of a suicide bomber, and more of a bomber who committed suicide, according to the coroner's report
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(Blavity)
 
 
 
16 year old becomes the youngest black man to cross the continental U.S. in an expensive nice new shiny vehicle without being pulled over by the police
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norway police involved in rare shooting, firing twice and equaling the total number of shots fired by Norwegian police in all of 2014 or by Baltimore police in about .032 seconds
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Bad: Your car gets stolen. Good: The cops get it back for you the very next day, still in good shape. Fark: Except the front seat's covered in blood from the guy they shot twice in it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
President Obama's top spokesman wouldn't say why the Obama administration is rejecting requests to illuminate the White House in blue to honor police officers gunned down
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. It wasn't really an earthquake off the coast of Florida. It was just one of the Navy's secret doomsday devices. Relax
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Former Donald Trump "Apprentice" contestant's decidedly racist "Neenja" song promoting her line of Murphy Beds(?) has listeners wondering why she wasn't booked for the RNC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Baton Rouge PD: "This attack is proof we need to militarize our police even more"
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
A detailed, sobering take on why oil prices might never recover. Time to stock up on ammo, canned goods and print magazines of the adult persuasion
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police believe that two women found dead in a Rhawnhurst motel room Sunday, with their heads covered with plastic bags and their hands tied behind their backs, committed suicide together
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(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
If you were a kid in the '90s, this guy was a major voice of your childhood. He also did a great Sinatra on Howard Stern and plays a mean rock guitar
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The timing was a little awkward but the audience was right, so Hillary decries police "madness" in speech to NAACP
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What's dumber than leading police on a 100 mile-an-hour chase around town? Bragging about it on Facebook
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(Some Reynolds Wrap)
 
 
 
If you had "less than a week" before the 'Nice attacks are a hoax' conspiracies started to fly, come forward from your underground, tin-foil lined shelter and claim your prize
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Axe rampage on German train leaves 21 injured, 1 shot. This never happens with Old Spice. UPDATE: Casualties now reported as 3 seriously injured, 1 slightly injured, 14 suffering from shock. Perp shot and killed by police
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(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Here's a handy map of all of the police surveillance cameras in the Twin Cities. Just in case you need that for ... reasons
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman with five previous DUIs crashes into beer store after allegedly consuming eight beers and muscle-relaxers. Police have not yet released her Fark handle
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Researchers working in the Netherlands have developed an atomic-scale rewritable data-storage device capable of packing 500 terabits onto a single square inch, or about half of your Mom's porn collection
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man gets new job, drinks six pints, wakes up on glass roof 75 feet above the ground with no recollection of how he got there. When police asked if he had caused a public nuisance he said: 'Yeah, I was found on the roof so I suppose I did"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The truck driving Nice killer used dating sites for male and female relationships, and had a 73 year old "principal" lover. Then there were the drugs and the alcohol. Not much of an Islam follower
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Junior Lake hit the ball twice on the same swing. It's a double-single
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(Slate)
 
 
 
John Kasich ignores police union's call to ban open-carry permits at the RNC; he claims he is "powerless to stop it" even though the RNC attendees with assault rifles represent a clear and present danger to anyone with a tan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you're a fugitive from justice and trying to avoid the police but you also play Pokemon Go, chances are that Charizard in the booking room the police invite you to catch is just a big scam
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"OK, your fare is $14." "Sorry, I got no cash on me." "That watch looks nice." YOINK
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(Loop North News)
 
 
 
It survived storms, icebergs, and the unforgiving North Atlantic, but a recreated Viking ship may have finally met its match: American unions
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
The five worst customer service companies. Yep, they made the list. Yep, they made the list, too
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cleveland police union chief blasts Ohio's open-carry gun laws, calling it "absolute insanity." Especially since the city is going to be full of card-carrying, gun-carrying racist Republicans angered at everything
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice attacker upgraded from lone wolf to ISIS terrorist
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Banker gets hired to turn bank around, accuses the previous manager of fraud, withdraws suit, hires a Santeria priest to sacrifice an alligator in the conference room, get shot in his car, and--wait, back up one
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
NewsFlash
 
Three officers shot dead nearby Baton Rouge PD headquarters. Multiple agencies responding
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why salt and pepper are the standard table spices? Why not salt and paprika? Salt and coriander? Salt and cinnamon?
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Drunken Kobe city official arrested after sneaking into prison. "I had intended to go home. I didn't notice it was a prison"
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Canned wine finally going mainstream, for those of you keeping tabs on sector. "Wine apps, wine slushies, wine ice cream -- millennials are craving wine, and they want it presented in a different manner than prior generations"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Philadelphia program turns "throw away" dogs into police K-9 superstars
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Woman sees evil face on her slice of key lime pie: "I went next door to a church I'd never visited. These people didn't know who I was - they told me to leave. They told me it was demonic and that I needed to leave and have my house anointed"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man leaves his kayak to get a slice of pizza. Returns and gets a stern talking to by the police, firemen, corpse recovery scuba team., etc
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Nice marmot
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(PureWow)
 
 
 
The secret recipe that has escaped us for generations has finally been revealed: what you need for champagne ice cubes and how to make them
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
In London, 24-hour party people are going cuckoo for "cocopops," 4% ABV fizzy coconut-water drinks neither as sweet as Smirnoff Ice nor as challenging as craft beer
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Baked Alaska
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Mattel introduces "President Barbie" who comes along with another female doll as Vice President. It also includes their own presidential limousine, Secret Service agents and instructions for hiding their private e-mail server
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Driver in Nice truck attack may be downgraded from "Islamic terrorist" to "crazy loner"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Chicago police aren't shooting people as much. That's good. Because they're tasering them more often. That's bad. Taserings come with a free frogurt. That's good. The frogurt is electrified
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Fri July 15, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
When the police come to you and tell you that they caught a naked couple riding on your lawnmower, just let it go man, cause well, ewwww, it's just gone
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Canadian Intelligence Service (stop laughing) joins social media. Its first tweet? "Yes, we're on Twitter. Now it's your turn to follow us." Seriously, stop laughing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Police detain and tase man for looking like a robbery suspect, confirm he isn't actually their suspect, but arrest him anyway for asking questions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cleveland police say they are ready for the Republican Convention. You now have 15 seconds to comply
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Journalist says he saw a motorcyclist, presumably, a policeman, ride alongside the truck that attacked the crowd in Nice and attempt an "Indiana Jones" manuever. Sadly, it didn't end the way it does in the movies
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Nice escape, Justice Thomas
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Getflix - easier access to subscription streaming services outside of the U.S. Advantages / disadvantages to just using a VPN? (Sponsored Link)
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Map geeks rejoice: To celebrate the centennial of America's national parks, Harvard has mined its cartography collection to find some of the most gorgeous maps you've ever seen
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Don't be fooled by Trump's pick of Mike Pence. The REAL vice president will be Ivanka
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Central Park bomb report: "Police officials have said they believe the bomb was the work of a hobbyist who did not intend to hurt anyone." Except for that, ya know, leaving behind an IED in a paper bag in a public park thing
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Thu July 14, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Off duty cop shoots armed robber in the gun barrel. Hey man, nice shot
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(WSJM Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Trump delays tomorrow's 11am VP announcement in light of Nice attacks, which sucks for Pence who has a noon deadline looming
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Horror and panic as truck plows into Bastille Day crowd in Nice. Gunfire reported
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police targeting black people for filming police killing black people. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes, indeed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his girlfriend have been planning on a lavish wedding. The date has been pushed back twice to tragedy, and I found out they secretly eloped but still are planning on throwing a sham wedding. Should I confront them?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian Conservative pastor believes Pokémon Go is a tool of Satan, who is using it to give users "demonic powers to murder Christians." And he relates a tale of how he called police on a man he suspected of being a member of Satan's Pokémon Army
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Someone leaked the list of guest speakers for the annual KKK Convention in Alabama; all guests are distinguished by their own well-known bigotry and prejudices, whether it is against blacks, Hispanics, or--wait, not KKK. RNC speakers. Oops
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New report says that having frequent sex helps people stay slim. And vice versa
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Milk farmers want young people to drink some milk now and then: "We're going to start looking at the younger generation, the males. Milk is local, orange juice, that's not local, Gatorade, I mean how is that made?"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fresno police release body-cam footage showing that, see? They shoot unarmed white guys, too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Absent a search warrant, the government may not turn a citizen's cell phone into a tracking device," writes a U.S. District Judge who throws out the DEA's Stingray-collected evidence. Still no ruling on Pokemon Go
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sen. Tim Scott (R-SC) reveals that at least three times in the last two years he's been stopped and hassled by the Capitol Police for LWB, legislatin' while black, once while wearing the special lapel pin that identifies him as a member of Congress
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Let's take a break from American politics for a moment and look at the political showdown from across the pond: Larry the Downing Street Cat vs Palmerston the Foreign Office Cat (w/video)
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
On second thought trying to impress your girlfriend by taking her to the local police station and pretending to be the police chief maybe wasn't the smartest idea
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Best highlight of the 2016 All Star Game went by at 100 mph, making NL hitters blink twice
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Wed July 13, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Uber customer service speaks for itself in the preferred salty language of sailors, truckers, and Tourette Syndrome enthusiasts
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cop: Sir, what's this meeting about? Superior: Well, we've been looking at your stops. Only two blacks? Cop: I stop everyone. Superior: Then, you've got something to work on. Cop: Oops, is that a voice recorder in my pocket?
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(Poynter Institute)
 
 
 
This just in, in case you haven't noticed: "The media is obsessed with Pokemon Go"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nottinghamshire police to count wolf-whistling in street as a hate crime. Tex Avery and his gang move to Sherwood Forest
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to lend his voice to an upcoming episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hopefully as a pony version of Robert Evans
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Arson plan found to be half-baked after police find DNA on tailpipe potato
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cleveland police threaten to not attend Browns games this fall. This is not the plot to Major League 4
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
One day after unveiling wage hike, Starbucks raises drink prices. Industry experts shocked it took so long
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(Brookhaven Post)
 
 
 
Police say they are "pretty confident this would exceed personal use"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Vicente Fox tells Donald Trump to "use your mind--if you have one"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The oil industry needs tens of thousands of new workers because the guys they laid off the last time aren't coming back when oil prices do
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(The Hockey News)
 
 
 
NHL fans rank their favorite team's front office based on confidence in roster building, player development, and how far they are away from Canada
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What's next for NYC's Rikers Island prison if they're considering arming "elite officers" with tasers and training them with private military contractors, sharks with laser beams surrounding the joint?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Not news: Hackers got into some databases. News: Oklahoma state police database among those hacked. Fark: A reporter is yelled at for warning them
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Rexburg Standard Journal)
 
 
 
St. Anthony Police Department is fielding irate calls, emails, and Facebook posts about the Castile shooting. Difficulty: St. Anthony, Idaho PD, not St. Anthony, Minnesota PD
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Not even the people who were running as candidates when this elections race started say they want to vote for either of their party's choices
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Greenland's melting ice sheets are going to wreak havoc on the region and mean doom for the locals and.... wait, you mean tourists are willing to pay big bucks to see the new landscape? Bring on global warming
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nursing home hosts internet dating service, happy hours, lemon parties
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Here's how to extract all that scrap gold from your old electronics. Notice we didn't say 'get rich from...'
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yes, "monkey" is a word a police officer should probably learn not to use
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom removed from Delta flight twice after 'vomiting all over the aircraft and himself following hours of pounding beers and whiskey in the airport lounge'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Obama says "we are not as divided as we seem" at Dallas memorial for slain officers. That's right, our mutual love for hot wings, guns, liquor, Kardiashians and Pokemon Go unites us
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump characterizes comment made by Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg as 'inappropriate.' That's the joke
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Liberal Saudi cleric says radical conservative practices bad for Islam, calls for moderation, and is embraced by the religious leadership. Well no, they threaten to kill him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Off-duty police working a WNBA game walk out after players wear BLM shirts during warmups. Both fans devastated
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The police would like to remind you that the term "headlights" refers to the lights on your vehicle - NOT lights strapped to your actual head
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"In 2012 Mitt Romney made a big show of giving prime time speaking slots to Rice, Martinez and Haley. Four years later, Trump is in such a deep hole he can't even match Romney's ability to have women stand up for him at the convention"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police apprehend naked man swimming in the lake at a local park, say he could be suffering from mental issues, mossy balls
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind you remind you remind you not to harvest the National Park mushrooms mushrooms mushrooms
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'll have my brother's kids (6 and 4 years old) for two weeks. Don't have kids of my own, but still want to pass along some wisdom. What's some good life advice I should give them?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Vision restored in mice. Farmer's wife may still face charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
San Diego police let go suspect they arrested for setting homeless people on fire, due to new evidence of his innocence. Which is good, because he looks like the suspect caught on video, and earlier in life actually did set a homeless person on fire
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The head of the Cleveland Police Patrolmen's Association is literally begging people not to bring guns to the convention, "The last thing in the world we need is anybody walking around here with AR-15s strapped to their back"
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Mon July 11, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Park Service warns Pokemon Go players not to even try stealing their jiggly puff
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
You know the times are a-changin' when a conservative Iranian newspaper starts using pictures of our militarized police force confronting protesters to highlight violence abroad
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas police chief tells protestors something they don't want to hear: "We're hiring. Get off that protest line and put an application in"
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Deep Thoughts with Scott Adams: "The police shootings and the recent uptick in domestic racial violence are mostly Clinton's doings to win the election"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In a revelation that will shock no one, the owner of the convenience store where Alton Sterling was killed by police says officers took his phone, stole the store's surveillance video, and locked him in a car for four hours. And he's suing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conveniently, just as Michele's "quiver" is running out of arrows, she and Jim Bob Duggar of "19 Kids and Counting" fame seem headed for divorce. But really, it's her fault: "She has actually raised her voice to Jim Bob," a family friend said
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police on the lookout for fat, smelly, ginger Scotsman, who ran amok in Kent. Aaahooo
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Voice finalist gets 12,000 new Instagram followers overnight. Of course the wardrobe malfunction on live TV might have had a little something to do with it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cursive, print, or keyboards only? What do your choices say about you?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everybody, remain calm. The price of oil is tanking. There is nothing to fear but fear of Asia collapsing in on itself. Also, the British. Really, just blame the Brits for all economic woes in the next ten years
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Service does not guarantee citizenship. Would you like to know more?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Do nice guys REALLY finish last? Here comes the science
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
No, venture capitalists, police violence will not be prevented by apps that allow cops to communicate with motorists during traffic stops. It will only result in more citizens being shot for making furtive movements towards their mobile phones
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Rodrigo Duterte promised during his campaign that he would get tough with drug dealers. And he wasn't lying; two weeks into his administration, police have killed sixty suspects
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Thanks to Zootopia, Civil War, and Finding Dory, Disney has just hit $5 billion globally at the box office in record time
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I just look at my bank account and saw a $222 credit from my Dr.'s office that I wasn't expecting. What cool thing has happened to you today?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Because it's not enough that grown-ups are running around trying to catch Pokémon, now some are using drones to catch 'em all. This is why we can't have nice things
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Superstitious dumbarse doesn't know how our justice system works. Thinks cops are sent to punish evildoers. Hopefully this child mo will be served some justice from the cops. You just know this weirdo is diddling the kiddies
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
No justice, no tomato and cheese quiche
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That guy who was in that thing that time performs Bohemian Rhapsody in, like, 19 different celebrity voices. Come for the Shatner. Stay for the Dubya
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The price of EpiPens went up $250 because reasons
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton takes the pole from Rosberg with Mercedes, Red Bull and Ferrari locking out the first 3 rows. Will Ericsson be allowed to compete after hard crash in practice? It is the Formula 1 British Grand Prix from Silverstone at 8am EDT on CNBC
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Totally original, super-rare '58 Studebaker with just 74 miles on the clock goes up for auction. Hang your fuzzy dice and crank up the doo-wop
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Aspen police are worried about owner of cocaine baggie left at grocery store: "With the cost of white powdery substances these days, probably somebody got home and spent the next 15 minutes going through their pockets, over and over." Could be a trap
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
I understand you're upset about the shootings, but threatening a 5-year-old on Facebook isn't the brightest move, Officer
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ice cave
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
French tourists call Queensland police to shoot the scary spiders in their campervan, unaware of the two-meter scrub python on their back seat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Americans saved $477 on gasoline last year because of lower prices. Which isn't hard to do considering that in 2008, $477 was known as "filling the tank"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Every time a black person is killed by police, Americans search for Chris Rock"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones goes to plaid, says George Soros engineered the entire Dallas police assassination in order to launch a race war. It is funny at first, until you remember this is what some people actually believe
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man hit by blow dart in drive by shooting. Police seek information...if only they spoke Hovitos
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
White Sox fulfill their 'one per month or so' quota with third triple play of 2016. Once, twice, thrice is the charm for the Sox
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant explains raising the price of his shoes to $150 by saying 'I'm not an $88 dollar player." Soooooo, should Derrick Rose's shoes be 99 cents?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Black ex-cop: "In any American police department, 15 percent of officers will do the right thing no matter what. Fifteen percent will abuse their authority at every opportunity. The rest could go either way depending on their partner"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Maybe $5.99 per pound isn't such a bad price after all
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(Lafayette Advertiser)
 
 
 
Not that anyone is going to care anymore after last night, but two of the officers involved in the Alton Sterling shooting had been investigated 4 times in the last seven years over complaints of excessive force and police brutality
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man discovers that with a little paint and an inexpensive addition to his car, he no longer has to worry about traffic anymore. Police are another matter entirely
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft has quietly changed the Xbox Anywhere feature, hopes you won't notice
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg wakes up from her slumber, says the next president, "whoever she will be," will likely have multiple SCOTUS appointments
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
"I just wanted a steak and cheese melt. I really wanted one, I wanted one so bad, and look what happened." Woman who filmed sleeping Subway staff left heartbroken after he calls police on her
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump responds to Dallas police tragedy in atypical fashion, then blows it with comments about police shooting black men in LA, MN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Head of police advocacy group goes on TV to discuss-- well, nothing, actually. Unless blaming the President for "starting a war on cops" counts
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Most people are responding to the Dallas police shootings with sorrow and calls for unity in the face of unspeakable tragedy. And then there's this jackass
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Trump set to attack Kirk, try to capture the secrets of the Genesis device
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I did consider a woman as a VP, Jesus of Nazareth and God Almighty, I am today announcing that my Vice Presidential nominee is...me Donald Trump. It was a tough choice folks, but I think I've made a terrific decision for our country and our party"
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Dallas shooting update #3: 11 officers fired at, five now confirmed dead. Snipers suspected
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dallas shooting update: 11 officers fired at, four now confirmed dead. Snipers suspected
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Thu July 07, 2016
(NBC DFW)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shots fired at Dallas protest march, reports of officers down
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man drowns himself into Pensacola Bay after police inform him he's still using Verizon. Can you hear me now?
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Uber has found new way to operate in Argentina despite anti-Uber restrictions in Buenos Aires. ¿Como se dice bitcoin?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman charged with luring children for sex with ice cream, popcorn. Why she thinks they would want to have sex with ice cream and popcorn is beyond me
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Malaysian drought causes durian prices to spike. That smells about right
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Recently retired police chief of Blam Blam, MN when he left: Police don't need bodycams because "nothing's significantly broken in law enforcement now." That should help
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Police training spends 12 times longer on winning fights than avoiding them
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Humpty Doo man calls police to complain about his father burning all his cannabis, leading to the important question: What is Humpty Doo?
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(Marine Corps Times)
 
 
 
In the "who didn't see this coming" category, a Marine officer being kicked out for transmitting classified data over his personal email is now using the "Hillary Clinton" defense
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Not News: Rand Paul criticizes DOJ on Clinton email server, says there's a "double standard" in our justice system. Fark: Rand Paul has repeatedly gotten his douchey son off the hook for underage drunk driving
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
In other news, police said she had sex so loud that it shook a dresser and bed in her neighbor's home
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
And another Trump supporter, who is running for office, seems to eschew "political correctness"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Police would like to remind people not to walk into the police station and behave suspiciously while trying to catch their Pokemons
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah wants to call off the election since our choices are only Crazy Trump and Grandma Nixon
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop: Your taillight is out. License, please. Driver: Okay, but my wallet is next to my licensed pistol. Cop: BLAM. BLAM BLAM BLAM (warning: graphic)
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Wed July 06, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Erik Estrada joins the St. Anthony, ID, Police Department. It's official..."Ponch" is now a Potato CHiP
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob "who'?" Corker joins Jodi "breadbags" Ernst as the latest to say "Thanks, but no thanks" to the honor of being Trump's VP. Aides are currently researching whether it's constitutional to make the winner of the next "Apprentice" veep
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At least B.O. had the decency to create a fake "office of the president elect" seal. Hillary is campaigning with the Presidential Seal already. VOTE KODOS
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Here's all you need to know about the killer cops in the Alton Sterling murder. Combined years of experience: 7. Parents on police force: 2
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to own your very own Colorado "ghost town", complete with service station and a motel? Well, now you can for the low low price of just $350,000
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Businesses begin raising prices in the UK on goods and services, with Dell firing the first shot of a 10% across the board increase
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woolworths: Hey, check out our special prices. Shoppers: Those prices are higher than your regular prices. Woolworths: That's why they're special
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
The current situation in Antarctica is a longstanding scientific paradox: in a warming world, why is Antarctic sea ice thickening and expanding? Also, what's the deal with magnets? How do they farking work?
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
An Iowa man is arrested after continuing to shoot off fireworks despite being asked by the police to stop. He he then said was going to light another firework "with a blunt in his mouth because this is America'
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle house sells for double the asking price, nearly half a million dollars, despite being too dangerous to actually enter
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The U.S. volcanoes most likely to erupt next. It's been nice knowing you, Washington State
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Tue July 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nice aerial view of what happens when your fireworks mortar tube tips over. Sorry, neighbors
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadian postal service to unions: GTFO
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FW: FW: Fw: Fw: FW: Fw: We must sacrifice the last dollar and drop of blood to rid us of that badge of slavery, and it must rest with England alone to say whether it is worth eternal war, for eternal it must be if she holds to the wrong
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
"Yes officer, I did lock my special needs kid out of the house and am a synthetic marijuana user, but don't worry....sometimes I leave him with a sex offender"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Spice before crack, random hotel attack. Crack before spice, random chokehold and tasering
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
25 years ago, mother forced whiny, defiant son to go meet nice, interesting old man with lots of money. That mother was Mary Gates, and that nice old man was Warren Buffett
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy Tynwald day, on which the Manx celebrate the 1013th anniversary of the world's oldest continuous parliament. Sit down, Iceland, I said "continuous"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"IT IS A POLICE STAR. HE IS NOT RACIST." Donald Trump supporter and lobotomized Stepford wife Scottie Nell Hughes goes unglued on CNN trying to defend the Holocaust-inspired meme Trump used to lash out at Clinton
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter Toronto halts Canada's biggest pride parade to demand gay police officers be banned from future parades, which is strange because it's not like black culture has traditionally had a problem with gays
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Starbucks is raising the price of some of their drinks. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National service. Maybe, just maybe it's a way to bring our partisan country back together
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
There's a sea ice hurricane off the coast of Canada right now (pics)
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Officers arrived and found several pork chops lying on the ground. The woman had apparently dropped her meat and was upset no one stopped to help her. She was also intoxicated.'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Star Trek Beyond actor Chris Pine says he wishes men didn't dress like total slobs today: "It'd be nice if people spent some time trying to look good"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Here's what it sounds like when 10,000 people do the Icelandic Viking Clap
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
U.S. box office performance of The BFG will have Spielberg wistful for glory days of Hook
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian police use cliche to catch runaway monkey
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The British are obsessed with their weather, so the Met Office is asking thousands of them to buy £60 mini weather stations to crowdsource storm data
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(ABC 10 UP)
 
 
 
When transporting a fugitive who has already twice escaped detention you have one job
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
The last of the Euro 2016 quarter-final matches sees France trying hard not to surrender to Iceland. Kick-off at 3 p.m. Eastern. This is your Fark Sunday Football Thread
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in New Zealand, police make the largest cocaine bust in their history: $10 million worth found inside a huge diamante-encrusted statue of a horse's head. Jack Woltz unavailable for comment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what a sold-out show at Wembley actually looks like when scalpers are left holding more than half of the 90,000 Rhianna tickets because they asked astronomical prices
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Justice Department expert Donald Trump says "It is impossible for the FBI not to recommend criminal charges against Hillary Clinton. What she did was wrong. What Bill did was stupid"
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(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
Some stories are all about the numbers: 12-year-old girl. Six-year-old sister. Forty-mile police chase at 118mph. A full tank of gas, a half-pack of cigarettes and two pairs of sunglasses just assumed
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New online service Hello Racist promises to help out and destroy the lives and careers of online racist trolls who think they're safe
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet Betty Pack. Just a green-eyed girl from Minnesota who became the only spy in WWII to work directly for both British and U.S. services. Because she was THAT good at sex. As in 'air-droppable anti-Nazi code-stealing sex bomb' good (fantastic read)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
July 4 weekend traffic fatalities projected to be the highest since 2008 as low gas prices have people driving their cars instead of living in them
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Director of "The Deer Hunter" dies, funeral services will be held in an unknown chamber
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(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
College of Charleston students show initiative and create a multi-million dollar business employing dozens. For some reason police have a problem with that
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
New Orleans Saints attempt to claim QB off of waivers, accidentally hit "Send All" button in their email to the league office, lose QB to the Chicago Bears
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada's first female PM says American voters should love Clinton a lot more than they do: "The things people hate about Hillary are kind of small potatoes compared to other people who have run for public office"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman in handcuffs escapes police, K-9s released, SUV rams cop car...just another Friday night in Ft. Lauderdale
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Some hikers are furious that Phoenix might close trails on 110-degree-plus days. "Every single day, I have the choice and the freedom as an adult to climb that mountain and look up and look amongst everybody and say, I'm here to live life"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holiday, hot dog flavored ice cream
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, before you sneak out of the office early, your patriotic and pre-explodey Fark Weird News Quiz
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
This might sound conspiracy'ish, but rumor has it that walking away from the internet is beneficial for you. So, here's some advice on that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apple patents a device to get you to stop using your phones everywhere
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Al Franken could be Vice President. At least he'd be a serious candidate, unlike the Trumpster. Weird to say about an SNL vet who probably did his share of coke
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Officer, I'm calling from inside my house to report a burglary and, say, is it raining?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Three men charged with stealing $12 million they told investors would fund Nicolas Cage and Willie Nelson movie. Police say the first clue of the scam was that a major film was being made starring Nicolas Cage and Willie Nelson
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Walmart to offer free shipping to compete with Amazon. Apparently they're trying to appeal to those who want Walmart's low prices but are too embarrassed to be seen walking into one of their stores
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top Chipotle executive busted for cocaine possession. Police are also testing it for E-Coli
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
An ice chunk that fell from the sky and smashed a car probably did not come from an airplane, and science can't explain it
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(The Trentonian)
 
 
 
White corrections officer sees no problem with his blackface Halloween costume: 'I actually won first prize because no one's ever seen a black gangster Santa Claus before'
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri police officer doesn't understand what a public meeting is
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Officers state my client was intoxicated, but have little to base their statements beyond speculation," says lawyer for woman who was stopped while riding a horse drunk on downtown street at 7am, slurring speech, yelling at officers while naked, etc
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
C'mon, let's all vote for Trump. He would be our first elected "petulant child" to office. It'd be fun seeing him fall to the ground and kick his feet, while pounding his hands on the ground. Subby's never seen a 70-year-old do that
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(Good.is)
 
 
 
New colour is discovered, immediately taken for rough ride in the back of a police van
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Office 364
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(The Local)
 
 
 
"An 84-year-old from Bavaria has reported a sex hotline to police after it let down his expectations of late night lust - and then charged him through the nose"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The people that bring you Evernote have just noticed that the costs of storage have been rising rapidly, and just raised their prices to cover it
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Here's how Google's Smart Reply service will be used to fully automate the next time someone breaks up with you
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Baltimore Police Dept unveils revamped 'use of force' rules that their officers will soon be breaking
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Global warming blamed for the arrest of Vice President Al Gore's 42-year-old daughter
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Watching Gravity. Two things I've noticed: Sandra Bullock at 47 looks better than all the women I dated from 25 until now and I had some lookers, and the Soyuz is a Starbug from Red Dwarf
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Wed June 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazis create Google Chrome app to "sniff out Jews," but hactivists promptly go all Blues Brothers on their ass, reprogram app into old Mount Prospect police car
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Police want help identifying man unable to identify himself. Right now it looks like he's having enough fun not being identified
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling is going to run for office. "I'm gonna be exactly like Donald Trump with more f-bombs"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Female praying mantises have a habit of killing and eating their partners during sex, but a new study shows this sacrifice actually gives the males a distinct reproductive advantage
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(Newser)
 
 
 
To swallow the price tag on Macallan's $35K whisky, you need at least a $19 bottle of Wild Turkey
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Obama Administration: For-profit colleges are horrible - investigate them. [Stock price plunges for Phoenix U] Obama Administration insiders: "We'd like to buy this college"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FSU spent over $73k on participation trophies for their football team. Smart players will sell them in order to pay for a nice crab leg dinner
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Chinese man spends a small fortune for special 'lucky' license plate, immediately gets pulled over by police 8 times in one day
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
If you get angry enough to shoot people because you didn't get sour cream on your taco you may want to reexamine your life choices
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Crazy hail storm delayed the Blue Jays-Rockies game as weather pummeled Coors Field. Would you like a little ice in your beer?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
First Cannabis Church of Logic and Reason opens in Michigan. It's the church that meets on Tuesday because that's when everyone finally is able to get there in time for Sunday services
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Pro tip: The police do not call you on the phone to enforce tax payments to the IRS, and even if they did they would not demand payment in the form of numerous prepaid iTunes gift cards from the dollar store
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Welcome to Hell." "Whoever comes here will not be safe." "We are in a meltdown." Wow, strong words from Rio protesters. No, wait, sorry, just misread that. Police. That's all from the Rio police. So, uh, everyone just relax and enjoy themselves
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The water in office buildings for the House of Representatives is tainted with above normal levels of lead. Now it makes sense
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Tue June 28, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Remember the Icelandic soccer announcer who shattered glass in a three block area with his victory howl after Iceland's last win? Watch a former England manager's heart break as he comments through the second goal
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Israel and Turkey patch things up after Israel apologizes for killing 10 Turkish activists. Armenia: "Apologies and recognition after a mass murder must feel nice"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Giant helium deposit discovered in Tanzania. It holds 54 billion cubic feet of helium: Enough to supply 1.2 million MRI scanners, or to make everyone in Congress talk in a high-pitched voice for almost two days
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
That's a nice float. Looks relaxing. I think I'll just lie here and contemplate the world for a while
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Former Colts RB accidentally kills himself at Mike Riehl's Roseville Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram Dealership on Gratiot Avenue, where they have an absolutely huge new vehicle inventory with hundreds of new vehicle models for sale at competitive prices
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(PBS)
 
 
 
It's time for everybody's favorite game, Is This Police Conduct Illegal?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Donald Trump seems to be having an elaborate conversation with no one on Twitter, and nobody seems to notice
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police are on the lookout for a mystery bomber targeting people walking past his Manchester city center home. Fark: He's dropping water bombs
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's David Tennant reading Scottish responses to Donald Trump's Brexit tweets. Have a nice day
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Portland Police Chief was NOT DRUNK when he shot his lifelong friend and then lied about it. Does that make it better or worse?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If that ex-Secret Service agent's book about the Clintons is true, then the author lied to government investigators in 1998
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Teacher overpaid quarter of a million euros. No one notices... including her
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Chief Justice John Roberts draws apt comparison between grifters and unions
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