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500 headlines found matching 'ice'
Mon April 24, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here I thought the causes of poverty included stagnant wages, increased prices, limited advancement opportunities, and corporate greed. Thanks, Mayor Taylor, for setting me straight
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If online retailers are constantly fiddling the price you see on the basis of your browsing history, how do you get the best price?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin (R-ewards Program) wants to combine the worst parts of loyalty cards, healthcare, and the Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice. Paul Ryan and Donald Trump both seen making notes
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel be tripping balls? Will April ask him a question he doesn't want to answer? Are these still entertaining? Who let in the f*cking mongoose? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (1:30pm start)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump confirms that he won't be firing the Spiceweasel any time soon thanks to all the people who watch to see what stupid thing he'll say next
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(Economist)
 
 
 
OK, Google, my voice is my passport. Verify me. Then have a truckload of beer delivered to my best friend's address. Who is totally not me
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Legacy.com)
 
 
 
There is just a tad bit of embellishment in this amusing obituary (and some nice shade thrown at the Sacramento Kings)
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Fukushima plant sufficiently cleaned up so that 95 percent of site can be traversed without protective clothing, and cafeteria and convenience store are now open. "I used to eat cold rice balls. Hot meals make me happy and motivate me to work"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Not news: 12-year-old boy goes out for a little joyride with car. News: 12-year-old boy gets nailed by police 1300km into his 4000km solo journey across Australia
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Death of the Icelandic language now feared as increasing use of English, voice-activated devices, computers become more wide spread. The Icelandic language 'will soon end in the Latin bin"
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
There are already 11,000 women talking about running for office in the 2018 mid-term elections. "First we marched. Now, we run"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sears continues to cut costs. services at Kmart while last remaining customers are searching for the light switch to the few remaining stores
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
When transporting weed and Xanax you might want to make sure the car you're driving has a license plate. Or at least eat all the drugs
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Sat April 22, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Old man launches streaming service
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Rockstar to companies using GTA V to help AI driving: perhaps you should have noticed by now that our AI cant drive worth dick and using GTA V is gonna get a lot of innocent pedestrians run-over
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I want to buy two, non-adjacent, lots from the same owner. Is it legal/ethical to ask them to overprice one and underprice the other? More details in thread. Tag is for subby, of course
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, the Medical device maker that Health & Human Services secretary invested in (and has yet to divest from) stands to benefit greatly from a new Medicare payment proposal issued by his department
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
District of Columbia drivers' licenses are being revised to read "Washington, D.C.," instead of "District of Columbia" on news that the average Arby's reject who works for TSA doesn't know what "District of Columbia" means
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tuck Frump? Jice nacket, umb dass
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Worried that Trump, Sessions, and Spicer are getting too much attention for their stupidity, Keith Ellison steps up for the Democrats
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Derek Jeter join forces to buy the Miami Marlins. Although Jeter might want to think twice about someone whose last business deal was spending $150 million to get just three convention delegates
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump loves Wikileaks so much, his Justice Department has drawn up charges against Julian Assange and wants him arrested
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Shots fired in downtown Seattle area. Two police officers wounded, one suspect dead, the other is in custody
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas was the only Justice to vote in favor of letting cops keep the money they took from people as restitution for crime even after a court found those people not guilty
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hodor may run for political office in Belfast. HODOR
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Police say man touched woman inappropriately in Market Basket, which, we might assume, is near the bread basket?
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
America's Milk Lobby says that immigration raids on dairy farms have the potential to send milk prices skyrocketing from $3.31 to $8 per gallon . In other news, we apparently have a Milk Lobby in the US
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, it's been a month since the Friday night massacre of the Department of Justice. Let's see how well the new U.S. attorneys are doing and...oh dear
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Did anyone notice a large amount of outages in the USA Internet traffic about an hour ago?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
What United is to customer security and Uber is to gender and IP ethics, this company is to security practices. They had one job
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
In 1982, at the height of the Cold War, three filmmakers spliced together old propaganda films to create "the nuclear Reefer Madness." 35 years later, its message is still relevant
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Spicer goes full-Clinton. You never go full-Clinton
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Opinion piece: "Lately I've been nagged by the knowledge that the latest Apple devices aren't the greatest available"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So what happens when you go undercover with Neo-Nazis marching in Berkeley? Oh dear. Fark: And the police shrug
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Class action lawsuit accuses Bose of tracking all the crappy music you listen to on their overpriced headphones
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
On tonight's season finale of SyFy's 'The Expanse,' Bobbie becomes Avasarala's only chance for survival after Errinwright's move. Venus rises.The Rocinante picks up an unexpected passenger and it's no more nice Ms Naomi. It's Caliban's War, 10PM EDT
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Top generals, who are quietly building a bomb proof Oval Office under Mar-a-Lago, insist that if North Korea launches a missile the U.S military will be able to shoot it down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At the White House daily briefing, a reporter asked Press Secretary Sean Spicer to name a single legislative accomplishment from Trump's agenda that he could boast when the 100-day mark hits. Spicer: Crickets
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley startup selling $400 machine that makes juice from packets of chopped fruit hits snag when public realizes you can make the same juice by squeezing the packet with your $0 hands
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Sean Spicer implodes when White House reporters grill him about aircraft carrier blunder
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Michigan is moving to become the final state in the country to stop allowing police officers to legally have sex with prostitutes they are investigating
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Protein in young human blood makes mice smarter. Just what we need: super-intelligent vampire mice
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel say "Googubfloober mensamush"? Will he contend that America is better than North Korea because we never used nuclear weapons on people? Will we keep tuning in? THIS is your Spiceweasel press briefing thread (noon start, +/- 20 mins)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
MSNBC airs live segment where they traveled with an ICE agent to capture an illegal immigrant leaving his home
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Breathalyzer officer fired after showing up for work drunk
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
We're taking all bets on who is lying . . . the Chief of Police, or the District Attorney
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when a freezer malfunction destroys 22,000 year-old ice cores?
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Veteran guitarist warns would-be shredders that the vocal is the most important part of the song--and if the guitarist in question is Brian May, you'd do well to heed his advice
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Let's look at today's wrongfully convicted thanks to police fraud report. Oh boy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember last week when Trump and Spicer claimed the USS Carl Vinson had been sent to the Sea of Japan to deter the North Koreans? Either that never happened, or the carrier just went full "Philadelphia Experiment" and teleported thousands of miles
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's "blue lives matter" bill signed into law, giving off-duty police officers in street clothes the same legal protection as if they were on-duty
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Time to separate the wheat from the chaff. Tuesday, it's Atletico at Leicester, Munich at Real Madrid. Wednesday has Dortmund at Monaco, Juventus at Barcelona. Will the home teams prevail? Find out on THE CHAMPIONS Kickoff at 2:45 pm EDT
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(WSPA)
 
 
 
Pot smoking "ghost hunters" arrested for breaking into an old middle school. They'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling police officers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Look out drug-sniffing police dogs, Arizona has just sworn in their first drug-sniffing lizard
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese family unearths 'priceless ancient artifacts' thinking they'll be rich beyond their wildest dreams only to find out they're really just WWII explosives left by the Japanese
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
'Sorry, officer, I completely forgot I was packing a loaded firearm when I boarded the plane. Oh yeah, should also mention I was the pilot'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Here is The Rock dressed as Pikachu playing with his daughter. Please make sure your device is set up properly to handle this level of adorableness before clicking
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is why you can't have nice things, Democrats
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Chipotle's new business strategy: Higher prices, Less E Coli
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Ice-T and Coco really like to mix it up in vigorous lovemaking sessions, Ice-T likes to call "jungle sex". Anybody else notice what a terrible drink Ice-T and Coco make? Someone should have pointed that out
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Aging baby boomers aren't doing what economists predicted, have decided to stay in place and remodel their McMansions. Experts say boomers would sell, except that millennials don't want to buy that overpriced crap instead of starter home
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hottest beauty trend in Hollywood: the $5,000 kninkle job. Beverly Hills dermatologist: "It's an area of the body that everybody notices but it's only been recently that we've been able to treat kninkles - and the results are phenomenal"
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Mon April 17, 2017
(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Man wrecks his Corvette twice in seven minutes. Why yes, drugs were involved
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
When actual communists are afraid of your "socialist revolution" its time to reflect on your choices
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch spicey smurf attempt to read a book to kids at the White House Easter egg roll
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spicer: Trump won't draw 'red lines' on North Korea, possibly because all of his crayons of that color melted after he left them in the White House Sunroom
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pence says Syria strike and the MOAB were really messages to North Korea, at least until next week when Spicer says they were messages to Iran, or the week after when Trump says they were love notes to Putin
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(DW)
 
 
 
We've colored Crimea in this textbook to show it as part of Russia. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The 'Prince of pot' claims to smoke and drive every day and that it does not impair your ability to drive. Subby forsees a lot of pull overs by police in his future
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
So many bodies were piling up at the LA County coroner's office that they had to start outsourcing some of the work. Bottom line, don't die in the City of Angels
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
Arthur Anderson, voice of Eustace Bagge, dies at age 93. Courage inconsolable
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(NBC)
 
 
 
The Voice premiers tonight with the first live shows, get ready to watch and vote for your favorite artist. 8:00pm EDT on NBC
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you live in Pennsylvania, New York, Indiana or Michigan, you get to join the good people of Ohio in playing Lunatic on the Loose as the police have no idea where he went. Stay safe
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: "President Trump can't show his tax returns because he is still under audit." IRS:"An audit still does not bar any U.S. taxpayer from releasing his or her tax returns"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hockey fans: There's no way anyone will be able to top the heinousness of Matt Calvert's cheap shot this year. Ben Wilson of Kalamazoo of the ECHL: Hold my beer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And next on 'The Price is Right' - U.S. students going overseas for grad school
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Watch a sad man arrive late, lie, and leave early in a panic. It is your Spiceweasel Press Conference thread. In theory, starts at 2PM EST
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Pizza Rat gets tired of pizza slices, now has a hankering for human flesh
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Sun April 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico revives Aztec ball game Ullamaliztli, banned by Spanish conquistadors, due to its ancient cultural, religious significance. Well, except for that part where losers get sacrificed to the gods
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wearing a bunny suit doesn't mean you won't get slapped for being a jerk, but if you're a police officer, you may want to restrain yourself
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Here's how a political neophyte with a penchant for casual lying, infidelity, projection, paranoia, and a general disconnect from reality finally was removed from office. No, not that one
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Eight Fast Eight Furious is #1 at the box office with $99 million, Boss Baby crawling behind at #2 with $15.6 million. Bestiality tale Beauty & the Beast is #3 with $13 million, Smurfs #4 with $6 million, Power Rangers sliding to #7 with $3 million
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
List a professor's occupation as a toilet cleaner on his fishing license? That's a lawsuit
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Nanten the lonesome penguin becomes Internet sensation for standing apart from other penguins at Kyoto zoo and staring at wall. Fans call her cute, hope she finds a fella
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
How often will Jimmy Fallon break character? Will Melissa McCarthy return to Spice up our lives? Will anyone watch Harry Styles pretend to sing? Will Alec Baldwin trump all? It's your Saturday Night Live Discussion Thread, 11:30pm ET on NBC
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man sought by police caught in air conditioning duct. Mark up another one for the cold case files
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
20 years ago, hockey's greatest logo was harpooned
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police find tens of thousands of stolen panties and bras in man's house after brief search
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher will not be spliced into Episode IX
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news: Consumer prices are dropping. Bad news: Consumer prices are dropping
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So the head of DeVos' Office of Civil Rights is a white supremacist
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Having recently awakened from a coma, on Mars, in a cave, an astute journalist has noticed that perhaps maybe, just maybe the President shouldn't be sending out hallucinatory tweets at 6am
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Avondale, Arizona Police Department just swore in a bearded dragon as their newest cop
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marine Le Pen channels her inner Sean Spicer, tries to rewrite Holocaust history
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Police find Connecticut man hiding under laundry pile while trying to serve him warrants
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors continue not to notice the big red flag being raised on Wall Street
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin nutjob who robbed a gun store and then sent Trump a 192-page "manifesto" studded with threats of violence and anti-government rhetoric, has been safely apprehended by police before Trump could offer him a cabinet position
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Secret Service fires two agents for taking their sweet time looking for a White House fence jumper
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
AT&T's expanded call-blocking service has now blocked more than 1 billion robocalls in 5 months
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
From polluters to exceptionally bad customer service, behold 5 companies even worse than United Airlines
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Faced with a president that flip-flopped on four major issues in 24 hours, poor Sean Spicer is starting to sounds less like the WH press Secretary and More like Dennis Hopper's reporter character in "Apocalypse Now"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Big Pharma makes that jump from villainy to super-villainy by planning to destroy stockpiles of generic drugs in order to drive up medicine prices 4000%. Muhahahah
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1912, Titanic passengers dine on roast beef, iceberg lettuce, salt water taffy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
After watching Trump cater to the far right for the past few months fewer Americans think that the GOP is too extreme. This is why we can't have anything nice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"It's different on the streets," says Georgia cop explaining how "resisting arrest" listed in his official police report is the same as "unprovoked punching of an unarmed suspect with hands above his head" shown on a witness cellphone video
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CIA director labels WikiLeaks an 'anti-democratic' 'hostile intelligence service' working as an unofficial branch of the Russian government
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The EPA won't have him because he's farking nuts. He's never worn a uniform. But he was an early Trump supporter, so, hey, let's make him the head of *spins wheel* the Selective Service System
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Thu April 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man explains why he won't date hot women anymore as though it was a choice he made and not a natural side effect of him being a douchebag
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(Slate)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you try to brag that you have the "greenest office building in the world" after crossing an 11,000-space parking lot to enter it
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marlins fan dives into the pool to get Giancarlo Stanton's second homer of the game. Apparently wet clothes are a small price to pay for a Giancarlo gopher ball
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
WWE star CJ Perry, aka "Diva Lana" said she was "violated" by a TSA agent at Boston's Logan Airport. Sadly, since there were no folding chairs available nearby, she was forced to ask for police assistance to resolve the matter
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Ever notice that many major companies have their bills mailed to Delaware? Behold the tiny Wilmington building which is home to 300,000 corporate entities
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nice boss not the same as the bad boss
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Oh, I'm sure President Trump will pay us back for the millions we're spending out of our local Sherriff office budget for his vacations" said someone who hasn't been paying attention
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
It's not often that Target follows up on those customer service comment cards, unless of course you leave one about the sales associate whom you assaulted
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's office makes no response after investigators find privatizing prisons to save money actually ended up costing the state more. To be fair, he could be answering in an inaudible pitch way above human hearing
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British intelligence services knew about the Trump campaign's Russian connections and passed info on to the US. Oh, and so did the Australians. And the Germans. And the French, Dutch and Polish. And the Estonians
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer does the unforgivable every day, and the English language may never recover
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ever notice how often the word "beheaded" shows up in headlines paired with the phrase "freak accident"?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Live NASA conference on oceans in the Solar System, hosted by that cute woman with the squeaky voice
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Police seeking suspect who shot at locks inside store. To steal high-end electronics. At Walmart
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel discuss Drunk Uncle Bannon's future? Will one time intern Manafort become an un-intern? Will April Ryan shake her head in disbelief at his crap? THIS is your Spiceweasel press conference thread (1PM start time)
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Bill O'Reilly. Good Catholic?" A discussion of hypocrisy as it is practiced on America's favorite network for alternative news
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
You'd think the police would frown on illegal gun sales. Oh it IS the police. Well that's completely different
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Police in Jerusalem have arrested a 33-year-old homeless man with ties to religious extremists. The man has a troubled history and may be mentally unstable
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On the day he resigned, former unpaid intern, Paul Manafort, took out several millions of dollars in loans from Trump-backed businesses. Possibly as payment for his services
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Wed April 12, 2017
(9 News)
 
 
 
Glassdoor takes a moment out of sending you fake job notices to state the surprising and fake results of their survey of the highest-paying companies. It surprised them, too
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
China's Titanic theme park hits a PR iceberg. Apparently, replicating the deaths of thousands for entertainment purposes bothers some people
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Approach, and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words, "or else"
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Ice monsters on Zao mountains are totally real, guys. We have photos taken all the way back in 1921 that prove they existed and uttered snappy one-liners whenever they met humans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fernando Alonso decides to trade running mid-pack at the Monaco parade for running mid-pack at Indy. Either that or he fell for someone telling him Indianapolis is a nicer place than Monaco
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
BullshiatSpice's Political Sideshow coming to you live from the West Wing, with Guest Host President TwitterFuhrer on a Very Special Episode of the White House Press Conference @5:00 PM EDT
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Burger King's new troll ad triggers your devices to read aloud the wiki entry for the Whopper. Good thing no one can edit wiki. Oh, wait
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Spicer fumbles in his usual "I don't talk good" way, but amazingly enough, he actually apologizes for his Holocaust comments rather than apologizing that people are so easily offended
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(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/12): Will Marvel drop the ball on X-Men: Blue? Bendis ends his five-year run on Guardians of the Galaxy, Wonder Woman sorts through her multiple origin stories, and Minsc gets to kick Frost Giant butt for justice
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's your Champions League first leg quarterfinals thread, featuring Juve v. Barca and Dortmund v. Monaco on Tuesday, followed by Bayern v. Real and Atletico v. Leicester on Wednesday. Dortmund match is on at 12:45 pm EDT
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
"This is a service, no one pays me to be here," claims U.S. Congressman about meeting with his constituents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Minister Lavrov, Rex Tillerson. Nice to meet you." "Strike Syria again and you will regret it. Also, likewise"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
We're probably not getting ahead of ourselves, but who should replace Sean Spicer as press secretary?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Upon reflection, Sean Spicer says the problem with his references to Hitler and the Holocaust is that they weren't topical
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Nazi Spice's Holocaust comments were almost immediately derailed in real-time by chyrons, the "BREAKING NEWS" ticker that networks use to say things like "Note: HITLER GASSED MILLIONS"
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(Time)
 
 
 
New poll says a majority of voters still want Donald Trump to release his tax returns. The rest are more interested in him releasing Steve Bannon, Sean Spicer, Rick Perry, Tom Price, Betsy DeVos
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When you put all of Sean Spicer's lies, insults, and mistakes together in a timeline, it really makes you wonder how he's managed to hold onto his job this long
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Did watching the Masters entice you to try pimento cheese, the caviar of the South? No? Well too damn bad, because pimento is having a foodie moment. Top chef: "Pimento cheese is meant to be on white bread in a plastic sandwich bag"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Explosions on bus carrying German soccer team, in what police are calling a targeted attack, at least one injured
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
Office building in downtown Portland gets tired of waiting for the big earthquake, develops huge crack prompting fears of collapse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lego to launch Apollo 11 Saturn V rocket. Priced at actual cost of a Saturn V rocket
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Come for Spicer denying Hitler used chemical weapons. Stay for his referring to concentration camps as "Holocaust centers"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White House had to call a second briefing after Bullshiat Spice made it seem the world was going to war against Syria
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today in Not News: Putter, the ice cream loving squirrel
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Live: Political must-see TV, McSpicey's semi-daily press conference. Will he address Best Korea's aggression towards the sea or reinforce the need for destabilization in the Middle East? This time with streamy goodness (1:30 pm EDT)
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
In an example of what customer service really means, Delta pays a family $11,000 to give up their seats
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Texas judge ruled for a second time that the state's voter ID laws discriminate against minorities. If she has to tell them again, she threatened to put Texas in timeout until it can play nice with everyone
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Mon April 10, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man sets record for: Shortest. Police chase. Ever
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In news that comes too late for most Farkers, engineers with expertise in self-driving technology can name their own price and work anywhere they want. Thanks Mom; for encouraging me to get that degree in invertebrate anatomy
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Stocks slide on news that China just deployed 150k troops to the North Korean border. So they've got that going for them, which is nice
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NYPD releases bodycam policies, which provide no avenue for public access, no punishment for failure to comply, and allows the officers to view bodycam footage before submitting a report, thus letting them modify the report to fit the footage
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's check the facts on Susan Rice's bogus claim that President Obama got Syria to "verifiably give up its chemical weapons stockpile", shall we?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's look at the freak show the White House Press Corps has become in part thanks to Bullshiat Spice
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Police begin using GPS tracking darts on cars in Colorado. Poison-arrow frog version still in development
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's been quite the slow last week in the news, hasn't it? But today we shall see The Return of the Spice. Sean should be rested and refreshed and ready to spin away. It's the Daily Press Briefing thread. (1:30 PM EDT)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The numbers don't lie - Buying a home still beats renting, even as house prices rise
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Man downs two lobsters, 17 vodka shots, and 6 beers before running into the surf to skip bill. Police call out the jet skis to haul him in
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(CSN Mid Atlantic)
 
 
 
NHL Playoff bracket is set. Who's your team? Who will win each matchup? Notable injuries? It's your pre-playoff, Monday Morning NHL thread. Get your goonjuice ready, or make an adult drink...whatever
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Neil Gorsuch will be sworn in today as the newest Supreme Court Justice despite the fact he was nominated by a president spending his last year in office. Will things go off without a hitch? It's your Official Scalia Replacement Discussion Thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There will never be a mainstream Supreme Court Justice again
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Sun April 09, 2017
(NHL)
 
 
 
So... All's aboard that's getting aboard the 2017 Post Season.. Full speed ahead, just have to hit the ice one last time, rearrange the deck chairs as the band plays on, Jack. First pucks drop at 5 PM ET
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Boss Baby is #1 at the box office for the second week with $26 million, Beauty and the Beast #2 with $25 million. Smurfs #3 with $14 million, Ghost in the Shell barely scaring up $7 million for #5, The Case for Christ nailed at #8 with $4 million
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Bannon vows to not leave office
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
California is getting so much power from solar that wholesale electricity prices are turning negative. WATT?
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(Some Drunken Brawler)
 
 
 
Sheffield student darts competition gets out of hand and requires police intervention. "Chairs, drinks and punches were reportedly thrown." Why yes, alcohol was involved. How did you guess?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A brain-invading parasite is now spreading because of climate change... so we've got that going for us, which is nice
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Analysts say they expect prices for PCs and mobile devices to rise this year. Which would be bigger news if hasn't already happened every year since 1992
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Police respond to a report of a missing person. Then things get weird
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"The sheriff also said he doesn't think the release of images gathered by police promotes accountability. He said it's not the job of journalists to look for wrongdoing by police"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Icebergs threaten shipping lanes near where the Titanic sank. This time, it's personal
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can't afford to buy a house in San Francisco? How about just a nice driveway for $35,000?
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
37 years after the "Miracle on Ice", we might have a contender for the biggest upset in hockey history
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why does @shadowPOTUS Jared Kushner not wear a belt? Slate thinks it's a fashion statement; actually they were all confiscated by the Secret Service for his own protection
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish terror suspects arrested, with pics and video. That's some fine police work, Sven
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Let's speculate on all the worst possible ways for Game of Thrones to end
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump's extended family is running the Secret Service ragged, which of course means using up more taxpayer money for the least good of all reasons: worrying about the safety of the Washington Trumpbillys
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"And yeah, on the first at-bat of the Resurrection, Teebus did clear the wall and go yard. And the multitudes rejoiced, shouting his name"
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Old news: Susan Rice insists the Obama administration successfully got all the chemical weapons out of Syria. Well, if old news was about two months ago
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Zamboni legend is ready for octopus office. This mad libs headline has been brought to you by the Detroit Free Press
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Thu April 06, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Police were baffled by narcotic thefts at pharmacy until meeting the pharmacist. Mighty fine police work there, Lou
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ice cream company accused of "promoting lesbianism" and "ramming it down our throats." Talk about mixed metaphors
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Study shows FL police twice as likely to shoot black people regardless of crime, which includes being black in FL
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Demand for Shia LaBeouf movie surges, increases UK box office by a massive 200% after selling 2 more tickets to bring grand total to 3. Is now due to pass Avatar as the highest grossing film ever in the year 643042
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump looks back on his excellent 13 weeks in office two weeks early
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(UPI)
 
 
 
How about a nice cool glass of insecticide? er,......I mean tap water
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
ICE arrests 82 people, not the cleaning lady and landscaper kind, the Group W bench kind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ron Paul: 'Zero chance' Assad is behind the 'false flag' chemical attack in Syria. Now buy some overpriced gold from me
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(University of Utah)
 
 
 
Are you a big-time gamer? Want to go to college but are worried about the high price of admission? University of Utah now offers scholarships for competitive video gaming
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Person finds hope and solice after deadly storms ravage South because broken power pole looks like a cross, or something
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord tries to invent new conspiracy theory over Susan Rice, forcing Anderson Cooper to hold back gales of laughter even as the alien whose forehead grew like a mighty oak kept pressing on with his insanity
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spice's threesome partners concerned over sex tape leaks
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Service agent on Pence's detail caught meeting hooker. Oh mother
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
In proving that not all of them have no soul, here are the 11 nicest things CEOs have done for their employees
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
See? Told you there was nothing to worry about. Only about 11% of Uber drivers fail expanded security check for little things like no driver's license, or DUIs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff calls Bullshiat Spice on his blustery bluff on Susan Rice, says "Let's do it" and have a full investigation
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(Fresno Bee)
 
 
 
Fresno Police say they have leads on the identity of 'mermaid' found with webbed toes. In other news, Atlantis may actually be near America's Raisin Capital
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Taser International, in response to Jeff Sessions' plans to end police accountability, offers free bodycams and cloud storage to all US police agencies for one year. Also, renames itself to "Axon." Feeling nervous?
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 622: "Vice Vice Baby 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed April 05, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Malibu officials are not happy about the "prank" sign some jerk-off left in their nice, quiet little beach community
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(Vice)
 
 
 
VPN services that steal your personal data are the best way to protect yourself from GOP legislation that legalizes your ISP's ability to steal your personal data. Wait, what?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Having not seen "Splash," Fresno police are asking for help identifying a wet, half-naked woman with webbed feet they found wandering around a golf course at 3am
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gen. Stanley McChrystal calls picking military spending over PBS 'a false choice.' He also argues that public broadcasting makes our nation smarter, stronger and, yes, safer, perhaps unaware that this is exactly why the GOP oppose it
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Landlords are threatening to call ICE on tenants that refuse to sign leases that would raise their rent
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Susan Rice might have broken the law. Wow. This must be true because Trump never lies, right? .... Why are you guys laughing at me? Did I say something funny?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Russia is sending a nuclear missile submarine to the Baltic, in spite of naval officer's desire to see Montana
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Beer and ice cream: Two great tastes that shouldn't go together, especially all over the Interstate
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Mainstream media now flooded with articles about how perhaps maybe this Trump guy is an incompetent bigot and the worst choice for President this country has ever made. Thanks. Thanks a lot guys
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
ESPN issues new stringent guidelines for their on-air talent regarding political discussion while broadcasting as well as in the office. Because politics have never crossed into sports before
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's go back to 1972 and watch the very first episode of the new Price is Right
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester overrun by "spice zombies." SUMMON THE KWISATZ HADERACH
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How pharmaceutical companies protect their high prices; register your complete shock and surprise to the right
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Police: Woman found wet and nearly naked, claiming to be a mermaid
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The media don't care first about facts. They care first about liberal victory. Their hope now is to remove Trump from office. Keep that in mind when they speak
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Spice must flow
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Tue April 04, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Math problem: 32-year-old teacher + 5 drinks + open container instructs 14-year-old boy to drive them to Waffle House. How many miles will they travel before being pulled over by the police? Show your work
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf thriller 'Man Down' sells only one ticket at U.K. box office, grossing just $8.70. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Spiceweasel gets taken to task on Twitter by someone other than Dippin' Dots
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump keeps making stuff up hoping Americans won't notice that that he's a traitor working for the Russians, a Manchurian Candidate, if you will. I guess now he's the Manchurian Elected Puppet
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Detective cracks 5,300-year-old Iceman murder. The coldest case ever
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday, and there is football. At 2:45, Burnley host Stoke, Leicester have Sunderland, Watford face West Brom. At 3 pm, Man United and Everton meet to see who will occupy the Europa League spot. This is your EPL Discussion Thread on NBCSN
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Geoff Johns can't confirm a Wonder Woman sequel because it hasn't bombed at the box office like the rest of the DC movies yet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, some police departments might be systemically corrupt, violent, and racist, but they're not OUR problem, Jeff Sessions dog whistled
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's approval rating drops double digits. This is a repeat from virtually every week since he took office
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Relatively pricey Einstein letter brings $54,000 at auction
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Rice used the intelligence community as her own private political spy agency
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Boiler explosion at box factory in St. Louis creates a tsunami of freak occurrences that would do justice to a "Final Destination" movie
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cubs reward the 100+ years dedication of their long suffering fans wth the highest priced tickets in baseball, nearly 50% more than the Yankees
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's donation to the National Park Service will at least keep the parks open for the people who lost their Meals On Wheels to hunt in
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us, To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers, press 2, To request election interference, press 3"
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(NBC)
 
 
 
The 'Knockout Rounds' begin tonight on The Voice. Will anybody even be watching with the NCAA final on? Beginning at 8PM eastern on NBC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian finally notices Fark's daily Spiceweasel Press Briefing threads
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Productivity of your employees fades late in the afternoon? Your office might be painted in the wrong colors
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have Chinese food stuck to his teeth? Will there be a surprise announcement to throw the media off Russiagate? Will April Ryan piss him off again for merely existing? THIS is your Spiceweasel Press Briefing thread (2:30 start time)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So let's compare Whole Foods prices to Trader Joe's and see if you still need a whole paycheck to shop
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Uber noticed their "independent drivers" weren't working enough hours to meet service goals. They considered paying them more, but after laughing themselves to death they hired behavioral psychologists to create ways to trick drivers into working longer
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Hear me out: The most loving act President Trump can do for Clinton is give her the professional and institutional help that will uphold justice-and prevent her from further hurting herself or others
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
The ice caps in Greenland have officially melted past the point of no return. Thanks, Trump
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police say that race played no role in the killing of an unarmed black man and that their officers are willing to murder any civilian, regardless of their skin color
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since it worked so magnificently for unemployment benefits, Scott Walker proposes drug testing Medicaid recipients
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Study finds melting sea ice is actually helping arctic animals. Polar Bear asks to be renamed Equator Bear
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Sun April 02, 2017
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Life Tip #22: When receiving meth in the mail, make sure your address is correct. Life Tip #23: If the police call to tell you they found your missing package, going to the station to pick it up may not be your best option
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Boss Baby is #1 at the box office with $51.6 million, Beauty and the Beast falling to #2 with $48.6 million. Ghost in the Shell bombs at #3 with $20 million, Power Rangers floundering at #4 with $13 million while CHIPS plummets to #9 with $4 million
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Wearing a breast cancer t-shirt to a family gathering at a restaurant? That's a call to the police
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Police raid tetraplegic for his medical cannabis, resulting in his caregivers quitting without notice. The arrestocrats
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why the hell would Democrats want President Trump removed from office? It's probably the worst thing that could possibly happen for them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Aliens just landed their ship near me and they are asking to be taken to the planet's leader. Who do I send them to? Need advice soonish on this because they look really POed about something
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Zoo for sale. List price $7 million. Seller is motivated. Matt Damon and Scarlett Johanson not included
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the next generation of RAM, DDR5, will reportedly be twice as fast as this generation's DDR4 technology. Bad news: you ain't gonna see it around anytime soon
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
California smokers face a 40% price increase starting today (no joke) after state voters confirmed that not all taxes are created equal
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Police officers build beeping Easter eggs so that visually impaired children can join in on the hunt. "Every kid loves Easter and finding Easter eggs and this is just a way to let everybody participate in it"
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Putin shows his toughness and opens his heart to Donald Trump amid Arctic ice while chanelling Ronald Reagan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three college students arrested for an $8,000 prostitution deal after police carry out undercover sting operation at a hotel. At least it was a memorable spring break
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Sessions and the Department of Justice want Colorado to prosecute THC offenses
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Well if it's any bitter consolation to you, Trump's gutting of EPA's attempts to limit and fight climate change probably mean that his beloved Mar-a-Lago will go from "The Southern White House" to "America's Venice" pretty quickly
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Favorite Spicer quote?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Government offers student loan forgiveness program to convince workers to spend 10 years in government service jobs, neglects to mention that there's no actual loan forgiveness at the other end of the tunnel
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(Re/code)
 
 
 
Walmart and Amazon are having an all out price war, and the companies whose products they sell fear that they may end up being the losers here
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good luck outrunning Italy's new Lamborghini super sports police car
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are now teaching students how to recognize fake news. Lesson 1 - Ignore any news channels that show statements being made by President Trump or Sean Spicer
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us Flynn is part of a deep state conspiracy to get our phenomenal, precious bodily fluids? Will *he* flip on Trump too? Can anyone contain the utter chaos of it all? THIS is your Friday News Dump WH Press Briefing (1pm start)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Voter intimidation against white people is about to become a major focus for Jefferson Beauregard Sessions' Department of Justice
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Slathering tomato juice all over your dog after he gets sprayed by a skunk only works on your nose
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you had the Best Sunshine Live offices in Saipan as the next thread to be pulled in the ongoing WTFarkery that is Donald Trump, please step forward and collect your prize
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(EFF)
 
 
 
Days after Congress repeals ISP privacy protections Verizon announces plans to install software on customers' devices to track what apps customers have downloaded
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Thu March 30, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Curt Schilling's big fat mouth strikes again: "Thank God we got Trump in office. If we would have had that skank [Hillary Clinton], [expletive] we'd already be in World War III"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a move that is not in anyway trying to drum up PPV sales for Wrestlemania, the Undertaker tells his life story at Texas Longhorn football practice
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman OK after suspect flees police, crashes into her car. Man, I certainly wouldn't be OK with that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Uber now lets you adjust your route mid-trip. But it's still completely different from taxi services because reasons
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Police find $30,000 cannabis stash at stoners' apartment after being called to 7am disturbance. If these stoners have been fighting AND waking up at 7am, it's not a great advert for their weed
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau may not look like Trump, but he sure can practice cronyism like him
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Spiceweasel says "obviously we don't want a government shutdown over spending cuts". Most likely because they are concerned it would become too obvious that there isn't much of a difference anymore
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos: School choice is like deciding whether or not to use Uber, Lyft, or a taxi when most people can barely afford to take the bus
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Apparently putting 'In God we Trust' on state-issued license plates could be considered unconstitutional, who knew? Obviously not the Tennessee State Legislature
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Having solved all of our Russian woes, the Justice Department goes after America's greatest scourge: Illegal eel trafficking
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel claim the Senate Intelligence hearing was "Phenomenal"? Will April tear him a new one? Will he finally start beating reporters for questioning his authority? THIS is your Spiceweasel White House Press Briefing (1:30pm start time)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Justice League clocks in at 170 minutes of naptime
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(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Security officer shoots and kills terrorist at Honolulu airport. And by terrorist I mean family dog that got loose
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Iceland record-breaking baby boom appears 9 months after historic World Cup victory. UPDATE: Story is false. LGT site with corrected story
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Spicer astonished people are upset about how he treated April Ryan, noting that he acts like an asshole to everybody
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A news artifact from the Before Times when using one's elected office to personally enrich yourself was considered a crime: The FBI reveals that one of Rep. Aaron Schock's own staffers was their informant and he recorded conversations with Schock
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
I'm guessing from the full facial tattoos that beating up his pregnant girlfriend is just one in a long line of bad choices
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some teams have clinched a playoff berth and are jockeying for a nice seed. Others are still trying to get in, and others are thinking next year. It is your Wednesday Night Hockey thread, the puck drops at 8:00 PM ET
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DoE's climate office bans the phrase "climate change"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And because for some reason it didn't exist already, UK set to make a law to make police tell the truth in court or be jailed
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police do not have a right to search your house without a warrant if they find your toddler wandering around outside. Even if you're a motorcycle with a grow-op in your basement
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel bite the head off a live reporter? Will chaos reign supreme? Will somebody ask about those damn emails? THIS is your daily Spiceweasel White House Press Briefing. (Start time is noon)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"The White House is frustrated like we've never seen before," says reporter after her tiff with Shouty Spice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello writers block, my old friend. I wish I could write a bunch again. I have the visions of a great story. Locked in my head until I was forty. And in my sadness, the voices never change. Still remain. Amid the- THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House staff announce they will sit out the Correspondent's Dinner as a show of solidarity with Trump. Makes you wonder if it was by choice or threat
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
In reasoned response to single hobo armed with an ice cream, Fresno Police deploy 50 cars, K9, 2 choppers, 2 ambulances, fire truck, robot, SWAT team, another SWAT team, crisis negotiating team, and destroyed some guy's home the hobo was hiding in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shouty Spice proves he's bad at analogies by saying if Trump uses "Russian dressing on his salad" that's a Russia connection
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Government Accountability Office decides that maybe it should look into this whole "Mar A Lago" thing. At least until Trump declares them enemy combatants
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Tue March 28, 2017
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Woman dressed as Target employee walks out with $40,000 worth of iPhones. Police hope to recover all three iPhones soon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Google rolls out new tool for the police
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Quick, buy stock in VPN and anonymizing service providers, before Congress outlaws those, too
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Yes, this dog playing fetch on the ice at the Verizon Center is as adorable as it sounds
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for trying to sell baby on Craigslist. That is horrible. They'd have gotten a much better price on eBay
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Spice Girl makes her first appearance after announcing her divorce
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Supergirl's Melissa Benoist and Chris Wood enjoy ice cream by the beach at Cancun
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(Crave Online)
 
 
 
Kid is speechless after meeting the voice of Bart Simpson. Dude
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Spicer says it's 100% false that the White House tried to stop Yates from testifying, which means they TOTALLY tried to do that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you misplaced your Ferrari two years ago, the London police would like to talk to you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh nothing, just a letter from the Justice Department trying to use the presidential communication privilege to block former Attorney General Sally Yates from testifying before the House Intelligence Committee about Trump-Russia ties
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Angry Spice is out in force today yelling at everyone and crushing them with his motorized podium
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel have a surprise guest appearance to announce the banning of the environment? Will he say the Trump was only sorta lying, the best kind of lying? Will this ever stop being sad? THIS is your WH Press Briefing thread (1PM start time)
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Police searching for woman who jumps into cars and demands rides on the north side. So that's what kids are calling it nowadays
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
And the latest item on Putin's Amazon.ru/mil wishlist - cruise missle slinging ice-breaker corvettes
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"Repeal and replace Obamacare" made a nice campaign sound bite, not least because of the alliteration. How do you do it, though, once government-sponsored insurance has become part of the living-room furniture?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Spiceweasel: Look, if Nunes told someone, since he has clearance and is the head of the House Intelligence Committee, then he's probably authorized to share that info, even to someone without clearance
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It is your fault the Arctic ice is melting. It is your fault the world is descending into chaos. It is your fault Take That are reuniting
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
If you had sixteen tons of cocaine shipped to Port Everglades, police want you to know the shipment has arrived and you can pick it up whenever you like
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Mon March 27, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five years ago on this day, one Los Angeles institution buys another as Magic Johnson's investment group buys the Dodgers for the sale price of $2 billion
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
War on Christianity ramps up with Blackest of the Black festival. Highlights include a bondage stage, sacrifice altar (featuring Bieber), blood bath, and roving freak show
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank continues its imaginative choice of show themes by bringing you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "G", spanning from 1946 through 1978
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, with a price on her head, Kara finds herself beset from all sides and bereft of ice cream. Meanwhile, Alex meets the Ex, J'onn receives an unusual request from Wonder Woman and Mon-El gets punched in the face. (CW 8ET)
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(Popsugar)
 
 
 
"Knowing everything is priced by the pound, I thought I was being smart and conscientious when I filled up the smallest container with mashed potatoes"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
After public transportation breaks down in the Bay Area, Lyft and Uber rates surge to "unbelievable prices." Hippies demand an explanation for this whole Supply/Demand scheme
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police determine London car attacker was not an ISIS terrorist; he was just a garden-variety arsehole
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel mention Kushner? Will he finally go Budd Dwyer? Will he laugh as he finally gives into the insanity of the White House? THIS is your Spiceweasel Monday press briefing. (1:30PM start time)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
German economy booming in spite of not taking Trump's advice, which seems foolish since Trump is the world's best businessman who's ever gone bankrupt every few years or so. Doesn't Germany understand the business cunning of Trump?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Congress votes to allow controversial hunting practices in Alaska. Sarah Palin begins fueling up the helicopter
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Celebrities are auditioning to be Stephen Hawking's new voice. Current front-runner: Samuel L. Jackson
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Sun March 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA to slam a spaceship into an asteroid for practice, so they'll know what will happen when they inevitably do it accidentally
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Marijuana operation goes up in flames. Firefighters and police rush to the scene to secure area downwind
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