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Headlines matching 'ice'
Fri April 18, 2014
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Homophobic mayor of South Carolina town fires lesbian police chief despite her impeccable 20-year work record; apparently he doesn't want to think about how she might go down in the line of duty
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(79)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Government mole used to find corruption in Chicago real estate dealings arrested for corruption. Always say corruption twice when talking about Chicago
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(15)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's new book about her time as Secretary of State is called "Hard Choices", which coincidentally is the title page of Bill's sexual conquests journal
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(19)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
New UFO Hunters, team includes "former Air Force pilots, NASA spacecraft engineers, NASA rocket propulsion engineers, reporters, former military intelligence officers, teachers, professional photographers, real alien, bigfoot and a psychologist
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(37)
 
(My Fox Chicago)
 
 
 
If it seems to you that we have twice the bastards these days, you may be right
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(48)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In addition to filling in for him on various scenes, Paul Walker's brothers are mimicking their brother's voice to lend an air of authenticity to 7 Fast 7 Furious
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(29)
 
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Dead body found during Easter egg hunt. Police waiting to see if it rises again in three days before beginning their investigation
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(72)
 
(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
If you threw a partially used artillery shell in a dumpster in Solvang, California, the police would REALLY like to have a word with you
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(67)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage
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(36)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time and noticed the chickens act just like Don Knotts and the rabbits look like Natalie Portman?
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(35)
 
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Meet the sexy lady cave louse, with a she-penis that extends up to 15% of her body length, which she uses to extract sperm from male lice
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(46)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Joe Biden now has an Instagram to post awesome pics of him washing the Vice Presidential Trans Am
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(16)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
The spice must flowwwwooof
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(5)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Headline: "Yes, the Secret Service would shoot Mr. Met" Mets fans: "Where do we sign up?"
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(12)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Fruit and vegetable prices are on the rise. Finally some bad economic news that doesn't effect any Americans
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(15)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"If Condeelezza Rice were as self-pitying and politically crass as...Holder, she would be wondering aloud what it is about her race and gender that accounts for the hostility" Or it's due to her role in the Bush Administration. We can hold grudges
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(109)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
With a runner on third, MLB umpire gives the manager a choice of taking the run and the out, or having first and third and not take the out. Yup ... it's the rarely used Rule 6.08(c)
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(54)
 


Wed April 16, 2014
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
That's a nice Instagram user name you've got there, I think I'll take it. - Instagram Employee
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(20)
 
(Warnambool Standard)
 
 
 
A texting motorist who slammed into a bicyclist and injured his spine told police she has some regrets ... about the dents in her car. Subby has some regrets as well ... that the driver won't rot in jail for the next 10 to 20 years
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(136)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
93-year-old Florida mayor voted out of office after 65 years. Local residents express sadness after seeing someone lose an election right in their prime
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
5'10" Justin Johnson has a nice slap shot and an awesome left hook
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(16)
 
(The Atlantic Cities)
 
 
 
This is what the Great Lakes looked like one week ago. And here's why it's a big deal
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(180)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Never, ever lick a policeman right in the eye. They hate that
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(30)
 
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy found inside claw machine. Mother, police spend $10 in quarters to get him out
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(36)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
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Tue April 15, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Police discover two unattended backpacks near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. This is not a repeat from last year
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(152)
 
(Fox 25 Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Gun range with a liquor license? OK. What could possibly go wrong?
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(92)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Calgary police chief calls 5-homicide stabbing spree "worst mass murder in city's history." Or as it's known in Detroit, "Tuesday morning"
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British payday lender Wonga issues takedown notice to Twitizen who tweeted debtors-prison image to mock them, then backs down after Streisand Effect kicks in. "We accept that we were a little heavy-handed last week"
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(27)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Mike Holmgren, who's still cashing checks from his buyout by the Browns, is offering draft advice for teams looking for quarterbacks. Not included: "Don't draft Colt McCoy or Brandon Weeden"
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(25)
 
(Kingsport Times News)
 
 
 
Two suspected serial killers who were on parole shocked, shocked I say, that police could use their GPS monitors to tie them to the scene
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(28)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Shawne Merriman says he owns the rights to the phrase "Lights out" and has started suing people that say it without paying him royalties. Rumor is "Juiced up stack attack" is next on his list to acquire, followed by "2+2=potato"
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(18)
 
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
You know its been a rough night when the police report contains the phrase "large quantity of fecal matter"
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(47)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fire beats Ice. Ice melts down
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(28)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
"No officer, I don't have $276,000 taped to my genitals"
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bundy Ranch 'militia' had strict women-first policy...in case of firefights with federal agency officers
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(673)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"My chair sits up against that wall when I watch TV. So it could have been a lot worse," says the man who had an SUV that was being chased by police crash into his house
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Mon April 14, 2014
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
A mini ice age? In MY global warming? It's more likely than you think
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(139)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Thai gambler dies after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles with a handgun he had concealed in his pants. Police unsure if the wound itself was fatal or the man just lost the will to live after the injury
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(68)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Advice article for people just getting into online gaming tells them to ignore the social aspects of the game because online trolls are scary. Up next: advice article for dealing with non-communicative noobs ruining your favorite online game
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(136)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Co-pilot of ill fated Malaysian plane made a "desperate call" before plane went missing. Nice of somebody to finally notice
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(94)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
In case you hadn't noticed, and judging by his bankroll you haven't, Jerrah doesn't care about winning. Tag is for both Jerrah and the fans that line his pockets while he craps on them
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(44)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Captain America narrowly beats Rio 2 to become #1 movie at the box office. So don't listen to that thread from yesterday. It lies, its mother is a hamster, and its father smells of elderberries
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Not News: Man is stabbed. News: In the neck. Fark: And he won't cooperate with the police
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Spectacular Orioles play in the field saves a run. Fark: By the third-base ball girl. (Priceless reaction shot at 0:25)
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(17)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
49er police problems trifecta in effect, as Aldon Smith is detained at the airport. Good thing he, Culliver, and Kaepernick weren't caught with ADHD drugs, though, because that would have been just unforgiveable
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(42)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Rio 2 dances through the sand just like that river twisting through the promised land of #1 at the box office, knocking Captain America: The Winter Soldier to #2. Oculus underwhelms at #3 with $12.4 million, and Draft Day gets sidelined at #4
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Muslim blogger decides to wear a hijab in public to prove that people are racist. Fark: Everyone was nicer to her, and gave her respect (to be fair, this was Canada)
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(131)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Are you correctly storing your herbs and spices to increase their shelf thyme? Here are some tips from a seasoned veteran
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(11)
 
(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Police determine that the missing man's body has been 40ft up a tree at a golf course for three years. Apparently someone didn't play the fair way
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Sat April 12, 2014
(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Ukraine crisis: Exchange of fire in Kramatorsk as police fend off attempted takeover of government building
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(78)
 
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
"Bouncing the mentally ill, homeless and/or addicted from one service to another is an expensive way to treat the symptoms, but not an effective treatment of the root cause of their problems"
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(62)
 
(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Probably at the grocery store because some people can't afford it since prices have risen to the highest level in almost three decades
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(138)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
"When police searched his car, they found condoms, the loaded handgun and a shovel and duct tape inside." Apparently those Bingo games get pretty serious
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(31)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The biggest economic struggle facing America today? Convincing youths that farming is an acceptable career choice
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(95)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fittingly enough, a technical glitch forced outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to interrupt her farewell speech at the White House
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(30)
 
(PseudoPod)
 
Audio
 
Subby's wife just did her first horror story voiceover narration for a podcast called PseudoPod. Give it a listen. Story starts around 1:45 and ends at 22:55
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(13)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Obama's drunken sailor spending style has America on track to a budget surplus when he leaves office
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(166)
 
(Huddersfield Examiner)
 
 
 
Ice-cream man has ding-a-ling stolen. Chuck Berry sought for questioning
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(26)
 
(WTVQ Lexington)
 
 
 
Police get report of naked woman wandering around downtown, find woman having sex with a man in public. Police charge her with prostitution, indecent exposure, and after seeing her, consider tacking on making terroristic threats
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(59)
 
(Ecorazzi)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain finally admits to appreciating vegetarian cuisine, at least as made in Punjab. "If this is what vegetarianism meant in most of the places that practice it in the West, I'd be at least half as much less of a dick about the subject"
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(141)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
For over 150 years, society has attempted to remake office culture and no strides have been made. Clearly, this means everything is perfect
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(52)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
Everyone saw Michael Pineda having pine tar on his hand to help him pitch, but even his opponents (caught cheating once or twice in the past) didn't really care
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(27)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
"Well we have lots of sewage here, think anybody will notice if we pump it into the creek?"
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(13)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
National Weather Service is forecasting three hurricanes for the 2014 season, jinxing it for everyone
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(9)
 
(Maine Morning Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hearse carrying a casket rolls over on I-95. Police find one dead
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(7)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Chinese man named Bai Ting charged with biting police officer
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(20)
 
(Kinja)
 
 
 
Five exotic cars you can buy right now for the price of a new Nissan Maxima (28)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
He graduated Harvard at 18. As an officer in the National Security Agency, he is believed to have invented vodka Jell-O shots. He's also the farking funniest recording artist of the 20th Century. Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Lehrer
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(40)
 
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic data breach at Experian credit monitoring service may have put 200 million identities at risk for identity theft
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(92)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this icepedition
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(5)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Remember, if you're fleeing from a knife-wielding maniac, don't run towards the police, they tend to be all shooty in those situations
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(129)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Woman gets robbed on live TV while talking about how terrible her police force is
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(43)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Federal investigation of huge numbers of police shooting people finds that huge numbers of people were being shot by police, and someone is going to take this seriously
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(25)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
In an effort to make Fark headlines more often in the future, the town of Downers Grove seeks to give an old folk's home a liquor license
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(50)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman posts a video of her beating her son with a belt on Facebook and tells viewers they are "free to call social services if they wish". They did. She's in jail now
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(163)
 
(Stop Stealing Photos)
 
 
 
This magnificent train wreck is what happens when you confuse building a massive social media presence with having an actual core set of skills
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(34)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
If you left your crocodile at T.J. Maxx Plaza, the police would like to speak with you. The crocodile would like to take a walk
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(15)
 
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
If the Justice Department doesn't arrest Lois Lerner, the House Republicans just might do it for them
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(180)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
25 medical organizations were asked to list their Top 5 unnecessary medical services. The result: 135 services. Apparently, a Top-5 list was too small for some of them
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
An interesting look at the career arc of hitmen: "Everyone starts as a novice, whatever your job. You bumble around, make mistakes, learn by doing, then if not captured, move on to dilettante, journeyman and finally, the master"
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(131)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This is how America dies. Not with a bang but with one of the guys from Duck Dynasty giving public relations advice to a licentious congressman
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(34)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Adam Jones says that stupid fans running out on the field should be fined. "You slap them with a nice $10,000 fine, $20,000 fine, I'm pretty sure that's going to hurt the modern American"
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(31)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast exec tells Congress that they know their customer service sucks, but they are going to do better. And why was Comcast in front of Congress? To tell them how much better customer service will be when they take over Time Warner
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(22)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
If you steal a laptop, try and resist the urge to call customer service for help
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(3)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Cab driver repeatedly turns down smoking hot woman's sexual advances, so she gets him thrown in jail. Good News: He caught the whole thing on camera. Fark: Police didn't even bother looking at it until he sued (video is not safe for work)
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(49)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Titanic officer may have 'played down' collision to dodge negligence claims - shocking considering the iceberg was up to 100ft high by 400ft wide, the 46,000-ton ship was speeding through an ice field at night, and the crew failed to spot it in time
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(33)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
News: Ice kills 9 blue whales near Newfoundland. Fark: 9 whales is 4% of their Atlantic population
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(94)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Kansas City, Missouri Police would like to remind you that there is, in fact, no hunting season for moving vehicles on highways
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(37)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a police officer, do something exciting like chase criminals or bust up drug rings. Don't direct traffic for a funeral procession
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(20)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Committee approves bill to name peak after Reagan. No word if you take the "Contra Vista" hiking trail to "Exploding National Debt Path" to get to "Homeless By Choice Campground"
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(93)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
After Russia's Gazprom hikes natural gas prices 80% for it's Ukrainian customers, Ukraine this morning reminded Russia that its natural gas pipeline to Europe all run through Ukraine, who can shut them off if they want
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(128)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: if you sold an assault rifle in the past year then you made a nice profit. Bad news: if you bought an assault rifle in the past year then you're a sucker
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(723)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
"Family Values" GOP Congressman caught on an office security cam making out with an aide does the honorable thing and...demands the FBI figure out how the hell anyone got their hands on that tape
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(156)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man convicted of murder though he was 2000 miles away, with video and photos to back him up, released after 24 years. The police withheld exculpatory evidence. How does his lawyer hope to make things right? "We're suing everybody, let's be honest"
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(289)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
We're three weeks into Guinea's ebola outbreak, and the situation has been downgraded from "hopeless" to "dire." Which is small comfort for those who have already bled out of every single orifice before suffering an agonizing death
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(40)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Summer gas prices predicted to drop by a whole penny. Now I can buy myself a nice piece of rock candy from the jar here in 1955
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(13)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Genderhawks are feminist chickenhawks. They demand "equal pay" for women, practice militant identity politics based on chromosomes and purport to wage an all-out government war on gender inequity
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(75)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
"So how did you find us about our actions, officer?" "You pocket-dialed 911 while you were talking about your crimes with your accomplice"
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(12)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you make bad choices in life, you might as well make one that will remind you to Know Your Rights when you wind up in this week's Mugshot Roundup
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(58)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
The coolest collection of 30,000 old photos just released by The New York City Department of Records and Information Services that you'll see all day
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(34)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
The latest threat to our well-being? A fashion trend known as "NORMCORE," which involves looking like an Icelandic exchange student. In other words, a total Bjork
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(141)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kate Mulgrew would like you to know she isn't an anti-heliocentric, anti-science dupe, despite being "misinformed" about the trailer that she lent her voice to
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(58)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's a nice diagram to give you a sense of how deep the ocean is where MH370's ping was detected
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(77)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Drug dealing doesn't get much dopier than taking selfles of yourself with the stash right before the police raid the place
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(7)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airbus unveils its new A350XWB. No word on when they'll try to match the cloaking device that is apparently available on some Boeing models
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(19)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Go home officer, you're drunk. No, as a matter of fact, you tried to run over your fellow officers. You're arrested for leaving the scene of an accident, DWI, reckless driving and refusing to take a breath test
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP candidate running for office to keep his daughter from learning evolution
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(223)
 
(Capitol Fax)
 
 
 
Bill to ban ticket quotas hits speed bump because federal grants require police to have ticket quotas. I mean, "data-driven performance measures"
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(46)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Anyone want to go for a swim? The water looks nice
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(42)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
The Department of Justice wants to explore electronic bracelets for gun owners. Some people have a problem with this
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(456)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British drivers 'worry' about rising fuel costs, even though they could drive around their tiny island twice in less time using less gas than it takes American motorists to navigate a Wal-Mart parking lot in Delaware, America's smallest state
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(120)
 
(AOL (UK))
 
 
 
The hottest color in new cars is white because Apple devices
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(59)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Gas prices are higher now than they were at this time last year. Thanks, big oilbama
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(51)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Court decides that mocking Bobby Jindal is perfectly okay. Farkers rejoice
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(146)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The biggest obstacle to women getting into politics? Women voters. "Women don't vote for women. They ask, Who will watch her children? and How can she run for office when I can't even get to the gym? and questions never asked about male candidates"
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(153)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have become a culture accustomed to shutting up when we attempt to voice dissident political opinions, claims person upset at getting shot down by "facts" and "statistics" when trying to say Obama is really from Africa
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(66)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Honestly officers, my car must be insured, I have a Meerkat toy at home and he gets stuffy if I'm not home at a certain time. He'll tell you about the insurance"
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(9)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Vote on NASA's new space suit design. Choices are 'TRON' or two rejected Nike patterns
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(19)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago police successfully lowered the crime rate. By not reporting crime
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(56)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Fox decides the best use of its X-Men license is to promote some X-tra bacon sandwiches at Hardee's. But at least Quicksilver is quick...and silver
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(49)
 
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
If you drop off a gunshot four-year-old and her mom at the ER, you may as well just hang around. The police are going to want a chat
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(55)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sometimes when you start dating a woman you're going to have make a choice between her and the annual Renaissance Faire
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(289)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Using a coffee shop as your personal office space for freelancing. New slackiness: Using a bar as your personal office space for freelancing. " The espresso machines and music are usually way too loud"
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(28)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Try our donuts, now with convenient 24 hour drive through service
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(24)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The best choice to replace David Letterman on late-night TV? Stephen Colbert: "Colbert is perhaps the greatest comedian of our generation of comics. He can do it all: improv, sketch, stand-up. He can dance, act, and conduct hilarious interviews"
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(66)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Afghans: "You want to blow me up to stop me from voting? Nice try, I'm still going to do it." Americans: "You want to prevent me from watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians to stop me from voting? Holy crap, I better stay home"
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(52)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Could somebody please explain why a small town police department in southeastern Iowa needs a fully armored military vehicle designed to prowl a desert war zone? "I just think it's a great way to help the taxpayers"
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(148)
 
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Police request that the druid or druids responsible for creating SmartCarhenge in San Francisco please knock it off
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(57)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Police capture and arrest Angry Bird
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(13)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
MSNBC's political analyst slams Liz Cheney for defending CIA's interrogation practices during the Bush administration. Excuse me, did I say "MSNBC"? I meant "Fox News"
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(70)
 
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Carrabba's founder has the best weekend ever: gets arrested twice and is caught on camera wielding a hammer
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(51)
 


Sun April 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buffalo Wild Wings is about to fix the most annoying things about eating there. No mention of lowering the prices or silencing those drunk uber-fans at the table next to you
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(63)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Armed robbery suspect was wearing white pants, a long plaid coat.. Detectives and fashion police are on the lookout
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Google really, really, REALLY wants to trademark the word "glass". Let's see how high the trademark office can get them to pony up before that happens
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(28)
 
(KEYT Santa Barbara)
 
 
 
20,000 kids began to riot when the Santa Barbara police react to the annual Deltopia party by shooting rubber bullets into the crowd. Well, as you might expect, it pretty much went downhill from there
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(67)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Mastodon to release new album this year, fueling speculation rival bands Triceratops and Brontosaurus may also have hit the recording studio
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(41)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Captain America and his mighty shield break April box office records, taking in $90 million opening weekend and sinking closest competitor Noah, which managed to bring in a paltry $16 million, with Divergent sliding into the #3 spot
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(248)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that credit reporting agency that Target offered free service for its customers after it got hacked? It got hacked too. FARK: Over 200 million Social Security numbers may have been stolen
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debbie Harry is not only still smokin' hot at 68 but now she also reveals that she is bisexual and that she doesn't have a type but likes someone who is nice, funny and loves to have sex. The line forms to the right
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(67)
 
(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Not news: man tries to climb on roof of car. News: man tries to climb on roof of MOVING car. Scotland: man tries to climb on roof of moving POLICE car
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(7)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"Officers found Nicole Elizabeth Huey, 29, at the wheel with a hamster on her lap... Three officers chased the loose hamster before one could trap it with a container made from an evidence tube. Huey was arrested on an accusation of DUI"
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(71)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia: Hey Ukraine, about that cheap gas we've been selling you. How about an 81% price rise
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(35)
 
(Jamaica Observer)
 
 
 
NYC Police: car flips into Queens creek; four killed. Hey, I've got an idea - let's leave the colon out of the headline
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(60)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Lost 1945 color film from Chicago Board of Education discovered and digitized, featuring deep-voiced narrator who promotes the most American of American cities to tourists and families. Holy Cow
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(34)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Rare vivid pink Aurora Borealis over Iceland, caused by an X-Class Solar Flare
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(22)
 
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Strip Club files lawsuit against San Diego Police Department, asks for punitive damages to be paid in $1 bills
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(33)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Nine mistakes you're making with scrambled eggs, including adding milk. But it seems orange juice is still okay to add to the mix
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(168)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Key & Peele producing Police Academy reboot that keeps getting talked about but hopefully will never see the light of day
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(14)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Family trying to enjoy a day at the park calls the police on a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Fark: Homeless man sitting on a bench calls the police on a family laying down in the park
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(58)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Exactly one week after being arrested for jumping the fence surrounding Selena Gomez's mansion, police arrested the same man for trying to break into Gomez's home. Clearly, he needs psychiatric help, given he doesn't care about stalking talent
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(16)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Blood-soaked chain saw, a legless corpse in the tub and severed limbs in a freezer: Police suspect foul play
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(48)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Police chase, Canadian style: "Pull over eh"
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Norwegian police show how it's done
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(46)
 
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Police have finally caught "Bro". No word on whether they had to taze him
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It seemed like the perfect speaking venue for a Tea Party candidate running in the MS GOP Senate primary: A gun show in a town actually called Guntown, MS. Then somebody had to notice the guy selling all the White Power paraphenalia
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(118)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Kent State shooter is a student in criminology and justice studies. You're doing it wrong
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(28)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's closing restaurants in the Crimea. That'll certainly teach the Russians to think twice before annexing anywhere else
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pakistan charges 9-month-old boy with planning murder, threatening police, and interfering in state affairs. Texas lawmakers furiously taking notes
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(68)
 
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
European Space Agency launches the Earth-observing satellite Sentinel-1A, which will keep an eye on oceans and ice, land use change, the X-men, and emergency response
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(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Fire tornadoes in Australia may spin in a different direction than those in the northern hemisphere. But only in Australia are tornadoes of fire such a regular occurrence that people have been able to notice such things
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(11)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Marvel has their film universe planned out through 2028. Their comic universe, however, is still decided upon every Tuesday morning by whoever in the office is least drunk
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(215)
 
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Worst. Superhero. Ever. Police hunting "mystery pooper" defecating on park slides
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(117)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Experian continues to thrive in difficult economic times due to great info & high demand for it. First they sell your SS# to identity theives, then sign you up for credit monitoring services. Winning
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(12)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
David Letterman to retire, spend more time in the home office of Wahoo, Nebraska
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(123)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the comments, you haven't, the SMU Mustangs are playing in the NIT Finals against some other school nobody cares about. Coverage is 7:00pm EDT ESPN
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(36)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
A heartbreaking task all dog owners have to go through is putting your dog to sleep: Why not make a bucket list for them like this nice lady
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(136)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An honest look at just how much Wal-Mart would have to raise its prices in order to afford paying its workers a living wage
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(365)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
An inside look at Dennis Rodman's first trip to North Korea, courtesy of those at Vice still not banned from the country
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(20)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Comcast policy chief who claims to have heard no "rational, objectionable voices" to their merger with Time Warner Cable must have his cable out at home, will need to wait for a tech between 12-4pm
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(60)
 
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Brookstone files Chapter 11 on news that maybe, just MAYBE, there isn't really a big market for combination radio/juice extractor/foot massager/bluetooth speaker/hemorrhoid donut/wine decanter/overnight bag/nose hair trimmer thingies
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(42)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British towns reinstalling Doctor Who-style Tardis police call boxes because they actually reduce crime, although they do attract Daleks
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(34)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
John Wayne, whose muscular build and manly voice are the makings of true leadership, whose oiled biceps and aromatic emissions would lead the GOP to achieve the most climactic of heights - we're almost there, and he would put us over the top
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(157)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Armed Venice separatists try to liberate city with reinforced old digger called "Tanko"
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(31)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
I know, I know...you've been worried that the growing acceptance of pot around the nation will lead to police agencies losing the ability to seize property in drug busts, auction it off, and buy themselves vacations and Dodge Vipers. Well, relax
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(93)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Our obsession with digital devices and staying connected to social media is giving us "tech neck". Subby misses the old days when all that computers gave us was one noticeably larger forearm
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(7)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Veterinarians in one state have noticed an alarming rise in bacterial infections amongst canines that can be spread to humans, urge owners to have their dogs vaccinated, especially since the bacterial infection can be passed sexually
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(38)
 
(The News International)
 
 
 
U.S. insurers are already anticipating having to raise prices in 2015 for Obamacare. Just like they did in 2014, 2013, 2012, 2011, 2010, 2009
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(53)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Children confuse apple slices for French fries in TV ads. Probably because most kids have never actually ever seen a real apple before
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ukrainian officials implicate Yanokovich in having elite police snipers kill protestors
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(22)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Want to ask that special someone to your high school's prom in a special attention-grabbing way? This high school will make you think twice about that
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(35)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Seismic activity detected in Redmond as 800-pound gorilla starts to stomp around. Windows is now free for devices under 9", universal apps coming for your PC, Windows phone, and Xbox, and oh yeah, the start menu? It's coming back
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(284)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
That's some fine Gangnam Style charity dancing, policeman. Oh and you're fired
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(33)
 
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
"Abysmally terrible idea: Driving a 2-ton dump truck on melting ice when it's 40-degrees and raining"
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(48)
 
(Info Wars)
 
 
 
If Infowars and the ACLU are in agreement, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria can not be far behind
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian factory worker spends $20 on two nice painting he sees at an unclaimed property auction, ends up hanging previously stolen Gauguin and Bonnard masterpieces, collectively worth about $30 million on his kitchen wall for 40 years
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(53)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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(69)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukrainian police investigation of far-right-winger killed in shootout with Ukrainian police has determined Ukrainian police were not at fault. No, he shot himself. Twice
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(13)
 
(WGGB)
 
 
 
Police investigate story of woman in distress find man with goats in car. Man released after it was determined their relationship was consensual
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(13)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meh: Woman writes books about her childhood. Fark: Using the files kept by the Romanian secret police on her and her family
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(41)
 
(Nogales International)
 
 
 
Driver: You can't arrest me for speeding, daddy is a Border Patrol agent. Officer: Challenge accepted
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(43)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenager charged with possessing cannabis and carrying handgun while drunk driving. Bonus: handed over a receipt instead of license. Wait, did I say teenager? I meant Catholic priest
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(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Police say a 15 year-old had a loaded gun in elementary school, still trying to figure out how the system managed to fail so spectacularly that a 15 year-old was still in elementary school
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(35)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
3000 monkeys in a room armed with typewriters can out-predict government intelligence officers on world events, as long as those monkeys are above-average-intelligence, normal citizens and they are armed with Google
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(21)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Harvard Crimson)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Harvard students have signed up for Mark Zuckerberg's new "Facebook" service. Zuckerberg hopes that one day every Harvard student and alum will sign up
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(60)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a case that inexplicably reached the high court, the Justices unanimously rule that severance payments are in fact considered to be taxable wages, but refrain from issuing a one-word opinion of "duh"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ceasefire declared in Sudan. Looks like that's all wrapped in a nice little package, then
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(12)
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
You just know Spam has gone full rectangle because it's now hip again in NYC restaurants. And yes, it's over priced
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan unveils his latest budget: lessee here slashes Medicaid, Food stamps,social services, student aid, and pensions? Check. Cuts taxes for the rich? Check. Huh, strange..no block grants for developing Galt's Gulch
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(151)
 
(Factor)
 
 
 
Forget the jet-pack. This personal flying device is a lot cooler - and its wings come off
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(28)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
San Antonio police arrest Juggernaut
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(20)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Police get a convenient wrap-up of two cases after discovering the body floating in a nearby creek turns out to be the felon that got away during a police chase a couple weeks ago
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(8)
 
(Boston Herald via NMA)
 
 
 
Not news: Farker complains about low speed limits. Fark: State police give him official permission to speed
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(23)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cell phones give you cancer. New hotness: Cell phones give you drug-resistant mutant head lice
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Customs officers seize 263 "Fart Bombs"
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(64)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
OKCupid to Firefox users: "Because Mozilla's CEO is a raging homophobe, you can't use our website with your browser. Have a nice day"
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(224)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Bad Day? Waitress attacks customer after bad service complaint. Really bad day? Waitress threatens cops with butter knife
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(45)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pharrell Williams and his Arby's hat will replace Cee-Lo Green and his Bond villain cat as a coach on NBC's The Voice
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
How lucky do you have to be to win the lottery not once, not twice, but three times... in one month?
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(51)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
When Netflix tried to bump prices up a bit, everyone on the internet freaked right the fark out. But When Amazon just jumped the cost of prime $20 there was barely a whimper of protest. Why?
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(120)
 
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Seven year old boys with shovels and dreams of treasure rejoice: New York Public Library puts thousands of maps online
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(9)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Driver stops and pays toll, while leading police on high speed chase. At least he has that going for him
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(12)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hollywood police issue an arrest warrant for Pat Boone. Perhaps now he'll pay for the crime of recording In a Metal Mood
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(19)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
AMATEUR VIDEO: Female walking through Tuscon NCAA riots is absolutely blindsided by a Tuscon police officer. Contains lots of profanity from bystanders
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(83)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good looking police officer has his picture taken with a kitten he saved and later adopted, becomes an instant internet sensation. "The whole 'guy in a police uniform with a kitten' makes people melt"
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(61)
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
The party elites want Bush vs. Clinton in 2016, whereas real Muricans and the reality-based community want the vastly superior choice of Ted Nugent vs. Alec Baldwin
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(102)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Albuquerque protestors clash with police. Dammit Hank, get off the toilet and handle this
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(83)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
M&Ms to come in a birthday cake flavor. Officials say it's targeted at people who love the taste of cake but find it messy keeping a few available slices in their coat pockets
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(25)
 
(ABC 33/40 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Team memorabilia stolen from the Auburn University football locker room. Police place the value of some of the most prized collectables in Auburn history at just under $9
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(8)
 
(AZ Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Here's a story with everything from an attempted chicken wing theft, a brawl between two sisters and police, one sister groping a cop and eating a field interview card with her info, the other using a kid as a shield against a taser and Walmart
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(61)
 
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
Clowns compete at 'Klownfest', try to earn points for their Masters in Clowning at Clown College. Classes include Eating Little Children 101, Floatation Devices in Sewers, and Magnets - Just How Do They Work?
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young, unwed mother secretly changes baby's birthdate and puts child up for adoption without telling the father. Yes, he noticed and 3 years, a ruined college career and several thousand dollars later has full custody
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(216)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Book titles with a letter removed, i.e. 'Ride and prejudice'
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(497)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Man scams Kohl's out of $109 by buying 6 pairs of sunglasses, taking them out to his car and putting the price tags on 6 pairs of sunglasses that he already owned then returning the old sunglasses. Seems like a lot of trouble for $109
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(46)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
Frozen is only 10 million dollars behind international box office of The Dark Knight, and it just opened in Japan
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(128)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crimean Tatars plan to declare autonomous territory in Crimea. Certainly no one would have a problem with this. Heck, barely anyone would even notice, right?
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(109)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fan wins contest at Suns game Friday, given choice of making a free throw for $777, a three pointer for $7,777, or a halfcourt shot for $77,777. Let's just say the Suns organization is $77,777 lighter today
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(31)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
California's Obamacare service sends voter registration form, conveniently marked for the Democratic Party
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(105)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's biblical nonsense Noah floods the box office, taking the #1 spot with $47 million, knocking Divergent to #2 with a modest $27 million. And audiences couldn't stand Schwarzenegger's Sabotage, which bombed, tanking to #7
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(60)
 
(CBS Seattle)
 
 
 
Apparently having a Colorado license plate is all the probable cause needed to get you arrested in Idaho for suspicion of drug trafficking
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(107)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Typhoid Mary actually has a considerably sympathetic back story if Hollywood ever wanted to make a movie about her. "When, if ever, is it justifiable to sacrifice the liberty of one for the health of many?"
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(146)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Video of Friday's quake hitting birthday party at Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor near epicenter...beats a flaming SabreJet. Warning: footage contains perplexed youth wearing straw boaters
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(10)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Arizona students take their NCAA Tournament loss to Wisconsin with grace, other than the riot police, tear gas and crowd being shot with bean bag rounds
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(42)
 
(Weasel Zippers)
 
 
 
"Nice set of bleachers you got there. A bit too nice. Tear them down, tear them down right now"
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(105)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Small explosive devices found on school playground. And if that wasn't disturbing enough, one of the devices was found inside a toy
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(47)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
If Android is destroying iOS in tablet sales, why did Microsoft port Office to iOS first? Reality to the left, people parroting Google's talking points to the right
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(79)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The nineteen best sophomore albums of all time. Nevermind their #1 choice; it's just troll-bait
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(46)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ray Rice's punishment for beating up his girlfriend: Marriage?
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(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
New study conducted by the Romero Institute of Chicago proves 911 response times vary depending on how close you live to a police station and whether or not your home is located in the middle of a gang warzone
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(23)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
No O Face: The Flair Guy from Office Space lost a lawsuit over "Illegal Flair"
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi is barred from office for two years, but will still play an important role in upcoming elections. In other news, bribery, tax fraud, and soliciting an underage prostitute only get you barred from office for two years in Italy
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Perv learns a truck mud bogging event at a motorcross park is a bad place to be caught molesting one of the audience member's children. "I guess you would say, 'country justice' out here in Elizabeth City." Tag is for what happened next
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(60)
 
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Minute Maid Park will introduce some new overpriced foods that all 12 Astros fans can try this season
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(19)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
With no other crimes requiring their attention, two police officers remove diabetic movie theater audience member, guilty of the crime of bringing in outside fruit to keep his blood glucose levels in check
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(121)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Blackberry: Hey now, we're doing less bad. We're only partially sinking. So rejoice
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That's an awfully nice profit we make off your energy demands, India. It'd be a shame if you built a solar farm and...WAIT, STOP. DON'T DO THAT. Oh that's it. Fark you guys
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(81)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested after beating his girlfriend and killing her dog. Police believe he was a country music fan that had too much to drink
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(43)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The police don't take it lightly when you threaten violence where the relative you're fighting with works. Especially if he works at a nuclear power plant
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(7)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Ever had sex in your office? Well, YOU haven't, but research finds the person sitting next to you has. Just not with you
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(72)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
National Park Service designing a new logo for its 100-year anniversary. You know what to do
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(19)
 
(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
USDA predicts 3.5% gain in food prices, average American waistline
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(26)
 
(KOAT Albuquerque)
 
 
 
Man sees divinity in sliced potato - The Greatest Story Ever Boiled
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who performed a sex act on a uniformed police officer wins £6,600 in damages for the psychological damage it caused
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(39)
 
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Two boys rescued by firefighter flew to New York to be on The Today Show to discuss their story. And while the family was in New York, someone broke into their home and stole virtually all their possessions
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(61)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Skunk takes justice into its own adorable, reeking hands
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(27)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
If Captain America were real, he'd cost taxpayers $54 million. Pricey, but it sure beats the $683 billion the U.S. spent on its military in 2010
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(50)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Professor, while teaching a class on "the Literature of Vigilante Justice" is attacked by an assailant who announced he was placing the professor "under citizen's arrest" and then pepper-sprayed him. Unclear if the attacker got an "A" or not
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(65)
 
(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Police arrest firefighter who was too busy treating patient to move fire truck (this is not a repeat from last month)
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(82)
 
(Humans Invent)
 
 
 
The microwave oven was invented by accident after a technician working on microwaves for radar noticed his chocolate bar melted in his pocket
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(46)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New report shows that 1 out of 10 Secret Service agents were aware of "security concerns" due to colleague's excess drinking. The other nine preferred chewing Trident
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Zac Efron wandered into a bad part of LA, getting into a fight on Skid Row. Police believe it may have happened when a drug dealer saw Efron and told the actor, "I remember you"
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(54)
 
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
For being such an emotionless and logical observer of earthlings, Mr. Spock sure had plenty of time to party with Jimi Hendrix, play the drums with Adam West, give advice to troubled teens, and hang with the Muppets
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(30)
 
(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Orange County is seeing a huge surge in measles, with more than twice the cases of any other California county. If only there was some way to prevent kids from catching the disease, like an injectable vaccine or something
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(39)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The media "shield" law is basically the government licensing who is and who is not a member of the media. Sleep well citizen
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(34)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA ex-players sound just like their baseball counterparts, anonymously grumble that new breed of basketball front-office personnel are quants and stat geeks who don't understand grit, chemistry, or the will to win
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(14)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Vice mayor of a small town in Arizona makes a pro-Fred Phelps post on Facebook. `We need more Fred Phelps in this world. May you rest in peace sir.'' How many times must the cannon balls fly, before Arizona gets its own Fark tag?
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(79)
 
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Toronto FC slammed for raggedy Kentucky bluegrass soccer field for home opener, exacerbated by winter ice storm. "Getting a pitch ready for spring is not like popping a burrito in the microwave"
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(18)
 


Wed March 26, 2014
(KOB4)
 
 
 
What happens in Albuquerque 22 times in four years? No, not the NCAA tournament. No, not an award winning television show. Yup, police fatally shoot citizens
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(65)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
NewsFlash
 
NLRB: That's a nice little athletic system you got going there, it would be a shame if someone were to allow college athletes to unionize
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(230)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
First close-up photo of the new Green Goblin. Passable work, Parker, now get out of my office
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dem opponent of Chuck Grassley forced to apologize for his remark that "a Farmer who never practiced law" was unfit to be the next chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee because it's somehow offensive to farmers to say they aren't lawyers
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(59)
 
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
City of Philadelphia would love to stop throwing pot smokers in jail, but their police force is having too much fun to stop now
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(17)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
3 Secret Service agents sent home from Obama's European trip after a night of heavy drinking. Unclear if their parents were also called, and whether they are facing Saturday detention when they get back
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(38)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
How do you punish a police officer who wrongly tasered a partially-sighted 63 year-old stroke victim?... Get him to say sorry of course
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(35)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Getting your car stuck is no laughing matter. What IS a laughing matter is getting your car stuck on a police station lawn while drunk
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(26)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
What? You're telling me that Massachusetts State Police and Boston FBI may have done something shady while still being cleared of all wrongdoing? My god man, it's like you just told me the tooth fairy isn't real
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(79)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Police: Well there you go rape victim, it's your fault for falling asleep on a bus and ending up in Trenton, NJ. Oh by the way, are you a prostitute?
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(67)
 
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Typical: Police spot man driving drunk, Extra: on the sidewalk, Fark: In a stolen excavator
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(18)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Police officer gives eulogy for longtime K-9 partner, and it just got a little bit dusty in here
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(18)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Compiling all 1,300 pop culture references from The Office must have been really hard - that's what she said
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(8)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 6 of Archer will ditch the Vice and cocaine and return to spying, though the current season's implications will remain, and next year we will see Pam chewing up Vienna sausages and then spitting them into a baby's mouth like a gorilla
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(67)
 
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Your skateboard's not worth a door handle, especially when it's from a police station
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(10)
 
(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby wants to provide employees decent wages, nice hours, a retirement plan but no access to IUDs or morning after pills
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(211)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Store service is so lousy, even its ghosts get frustrated with employees
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(14)
 
(The Jersey Tomato Press)
 
 
 
12 Years a Slave: working for the Post Office - NJ scandal catches fire as national letters pour in to local paper and $75 billion pension money GONE
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
San Francisco restaurant charges $4 for a slice of toast and customers are eating it up
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(14)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
"There was more than one egg thrown, which is against the law obviously to assault anybody with an egg, let alone a parking enforcement officer, You're assaulting someone who has a badge. We take that very seriously"
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(65)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida woman claims police made her poop on her lawn during meth bust. Scheiße
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(50)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Despite getting arrested earlier this year, Ray Rice may still have a future with the Baltimore Ravens
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(28)
 


Mon March 24, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Girl, British and boy, American, dead after killing German, officer
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(84)
 
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
If you're the chief of police, you should already know ways to avoid getting caught in a prostitution sting...by a neighboring city's police force
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(16)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
As the Supreme Court prepares to hear the Obamacare/birth control case tomorrow, its conservative justices are faced with a dilemma: support the religious right, or support laws which shield corporations from liability?
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(256)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The same Phoenix pastor who once got a lil' visit from the Secret Service after saying he "prayed every day for the death of Obama" is now demanding that women not so much as utter an "Amen" in his Church, because the Bible
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(210)
 
(Fanbolt)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston was going to be a cop until he kissed a girl in acting class: "I realized this could be my work: to kiss girls So I said: 'So long, police work.'"
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(29)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain on verge of decriminalising TV licence fee evaders. BBC in opposition, says they rather enjoyed playing criminal prosecutor to 155,000 Britons a year
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(63)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Hey guys, it's been a while since we were able to hike gas prices. We couldn't possibly let a good crisis like this go to waste
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fifteen flamingos from Frankfurt found flaccid. Police pursuing potential perpetrators
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(35)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The question is was Vanilla Ice pretending to stock those shelves, or did they catch him at work as some sort of happy coincidence?
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(31)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The most important thing to remember on Police Academy's 30th anniversary are all the people Steve Guttenberg beat out to play Mahoney
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(74)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That superprogressive new bike-sharing program NYC started last year? Yeah, the bikes are falling apart and repairs are being blown off. In other news, New Yorkers are why New York can't have nice things
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(91)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Putin: "Hey, Moldova. That's a nice breakaway region you have there, it would be a shame if someone annexed it by force"
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(151)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Households without any cash savings are twice as likely to be wealthy as poor." LOLWUT
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(64)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Volusia police are seeking an attempted purse snatcher. He is white male in his mid-40s to 50s, 5 feet 6 inches to 5 feet 8 inches tall with a thin build, and has a woman's shoe print on his testicles
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton says she gets asked about running for office almost every day, because though we fought to free ourselves from England over 230 years ago, we in America still seem to want royal families to rule us
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(101)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scalia will be a hypocrite if he sides with the Catholics on the birth control case. Justice Scalia? A hypocrite? Why I never *faints*
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(85)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Another breaking story from the No shiat Sherlock newsdesk: "Producers May Be Manipulating Who Wins on The Voice." You don't say
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(13)
 


Sun March 23, 2014
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Some people are outraged that a pizza that has 90 slices of jalapeño-infused pepperoni topped with diced jalapeño peppers is being called "La Chingona" or translated most politely as "badass." I'd be more worried what it does to diners' colons
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(157)
 
(New Zimbabwe)
 
 
 
Doctor who can "cure" gays by analysing the colour choices patients use when colouring a drawing of a brain defends himself against critics who point out he is colourblind by saying "I was born this way"
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(81)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Divergent, the latest Hunger Games wannabe, brings in $50 million and the #1 spot at the box office. The Muppets Most Wanted was sort of wanted, earning $17 million and the #2 spot. Mr. Peabody & Sherman are #3, and Frozen falls to #18
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(77)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's nice to see a CEO stand behind his product. Warning: do NOT try this at home (or anywhere else, for that matter)
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(67)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This is coming way out of left/center/right field, but do you know that Hillary is thinking of running for "the" office in 2016? Somebody needs to get some players on the field to catch this
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(66)
 
(Zim Diaspora)
 
 
 
Church members beat man, because they claim he was using magic bluetooth device to have supernatural sex with women during service (link updated)
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(178)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Producers of 7 Fast 7 Furious announce they have finished filming and found a way to finish the film by respecting Paul Walker's tragic death. Naw, kidding; they're going to use body doubles, CGI, and dub his voice to make the film flow
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(58)
 


Sat March 22, 2014
(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
New Orleans cop charged with speeding, no license plate, expired driver's license, battery on an officer, speeding, aggravated flight from an officer, disregarding a stop sign, disregarding a red light and reckless operation of a vehicle
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(68)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Anime style art featuring a female wrestler wielding a giant hammer? Another one dual wielding swords? Alice in Wonderland with a touch of horror thrown in? Sold. Oh, you have Power Girl too? Man, might just get all my internets today
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(41)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Iraq war vet and Occupy protester awarded $4.5 million for damages because Oakland police thought all shooting a guy in the head with buckshot would be nonlethal as long as you wrapped it in a beanbag
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(64)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Frozen passes Jurassic Park on the all-time box office gross list
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(100)
 
(St. Croix Source)
 
 
 
"Officer, please help. The bank has been robbed." "Can you describe the suspect Ma'am?" "Yes. He's pink"
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(26)
 
(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
"Ghostbuster" gets 15 years in prison for exchanging ectoplasm with 15-year old Police Explorer
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(43)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Police in Aurora, Colorado arrest two after finding 12,000 packets of spice. In other news, Aurora police now control the universe
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crazed man who is high on PCP climbs on top of a SUV and starts doing a strip tease for police as well as the woman and her 6-year-old daughter who are in the SUV. Another normal day in Florida.... Wait i mean Delaware
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(19)
 


Fri March 21, 2014
(WITN North Carolina)
 
 
 
When arrested, Richards told police 'Just take me to the *%$ #@* jail then." Drunk? Nope. Teenage thug? Nope. How about senior citizen who started food fight at Golden Corrall? Winner winner, flying chicken dinner
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(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Twenty-two years after getting sexually harassed by now Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, Anita Hill opens up about the incident in a new documentary sponsored by Coke
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(139)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Police looking for the man who hamburgled a TV from a McDonald's
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(16)
 
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Crashing into a McDonald's while driving drunk is no way to go through life... Officer
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(23)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If you insist on taking your "service" dog into the grocery store, please make sure it doesn't poop in the aisles, attack any babies, or sniff the produce
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(109)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Mitt 'Landslide' Romney: "It is hard to name even a single country that has more respect and admiration for America today than when President Obama took office." Math and facts: Almost all of them do
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(229)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Los Angeles public defender is arrested after she kicked police officers, bit a nurse and drunkenly sang Rock Around The Clock, When she calmed down she told the cops, "I'm not worried anymore - give me some cocaine"
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(51)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN offers advice to families dealing with grief of flight 370. Noticeably absent: avoiding CNN and their daily dose of ever-changing bullshiat questions about what might have happened
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(35)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Police are searching for a man who posed as a podiatry student and sucked the toes of a woman trying on shoes at a Walmart
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(83)
 


Thu March 20, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
School punishes teens with community service for skipping class. They were caught because they were busy rescuing a 94-year-old woman and her dog from a fire
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(73)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Seattle police report that Kurt Cobain is still dead
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(62)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Zoo attempts to breed endangered crocodiles, learns that crocodiles do not practice safe sex
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(38)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Photoshop this man and his mosquito-sucking device
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(13)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A discussion on annual salary increases - from someone who clearly doesn't understand inflation or the consumer price index
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(155)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Police said they were looking for "people acting suspiciously on Friday night, possibly covered in soil"
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(12)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
Jedi Walmart manager convinces woman not to call police after in-store assault. "Those aren't the officers that you were looking for"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Modern Family" home for sale. Asking price of $2.35 million includes weekly residuals from ABC. For real
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
NBC's The Voice nabs Chris Martin as a celebrity judge. No word why they want to drive viewers away from their most-watched show
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's essential to have multiple layers of well-paid and unionized security and police watching the Freedom Tower 24/7, otherwise some random teenager could just sneak in and spend two hours messing around on the 104th floor
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The BBC picks the 10 best cars of James Bond. Deslideified for an additional license to thrill
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
You could do some work, or you could read haiku versions of Disney movies instead. Your choice
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Now I lay me down to bed/with pucks aswirl around my head/but I can see in infrared/How I love the ice
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Soliciting a 14 year old girl for prostitution might be TOO friendly, Officer
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Icelandic volcano Hekla getting heftier, Leon getting larger
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Victoria Jackson running for local office in Tennessee on the cartwheel and shrill insanity platform
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Live in Arizona? They just won the right to deny you the right to vote if you present your driver's license
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TX GOP Gov candidate says he wouldn't sign a law making it easier for women to sue if they are paid less than men. Which makes sense given his office would be the first target since women DAs are making 6k/year less on average than male counterparts
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trying to be cool: Taking a selfie on the knee of a priceless Greco-Roman statue at an Italian art museum. Even more priceless? Shattering the leg on said statue
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(The Wire)
 
 
 
Viacom's 7-year old, $1 billion lawsuit against Google over Youtube videos has been settled. Presumably by Google rummaging around in its couch cushions for loose change and telling Viacom to go buy something nice with it
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