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500 headlines found matching 'ice'
Fri February 23, 2018
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
New startup plans to create 300 jobs near Raleigh, because nothing screams North Carolina like barbecue, collard greens and sushi rice
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Physicists, who can't explain how bumblebees, gravity, or magnets work, add that they've never found a good explanation of how curling stones curl
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Thu February 22, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
Cannabis Church sues police for destroying sacraments. "Catholic Church has been using sacramental alcohol but no one ever raided them"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The trained, armed resource officer on campus that day...never went in the building
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
India's Chandrayaan-2 has more power than NASA's Apollo missions, but cheaper, and with twice the cumin
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Organizers: Marathon cancelled due to security reasons. Reality: Cancelled due to unpaid invoices
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump thinks pulling ICE out of California will make crime rates soar "like nobody has ever seen." And he's in favor of it
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(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Passing out with a beer in his hand and his car in gear earns man his 10th DUI arrest. Police did not release his Fark handle
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The US Citizenship and Immigration Services agency is formally changing its mission statement. Click and see if you can sport any subtle differences between old and new?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Egyptian policeman catches 5 year old boy falling from 3rd floor balcony. Child was unhurt but policeman did not stick the landing, thus receiving a low score from the judges
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
How was your flight ma'am? "It was a s---show." Oh, well take this card with a Delta customer service number
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Suspicious substance sent to Prince Harry. Police are looking for someone who hates royalty, but thinks they're normal enough to open their own mail
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Black Panther is breaking box office records, even in shiathole countries
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parent decides to write up a social media contract in order for her 9-year-old to responsibly utilize his device, but she wanted to find the "trouble spots" first. It didn't take long. Are you developing these contracts for your children?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Suspected car thief tells Pennsylvania police he's Matthew McConaughey, police say he just looks dazed and confused
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every curling stone ever used in the Olympics has come from one tiny island. Bringing the wrong rock? Refs won't let it slide
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Walmart heirs lose $15 billion after stock prices fall, may soon face the ultimate embarrassment of having to shop at Walmart
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek retracts story which claimed that Russian bots helped put Franken out of office
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
To fund tourism programs and deter problem gamblers, Japan may charge ¥2000 admission fee to enter nation's first licensed casinos. You can't win if you don't pay
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Don't want to say I told you so, but cryptocurrency prices fell to $0
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There's dumb, and then there's "calling the police because KFC has run out of chicken" dumb
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sure, woman who noticed her FaceTime partner was having a stroke is hailed as a hero, but when Submitter tried to have a stroke on FaceTime, he was reported and banned
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "We Asked a Gynecologist About That Ice-Cream Scene in Fifty Shades Freed"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now, this time Trump's really crazy, says Thomas Friedman. Surely, now, America will come to its senses and throw this deranged madman from office. Sorry, Tommy boy, we're going to have to wait until November 2018 to toss the whole crazy bunch
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hollywood's sister of darkness, a 39-year-old practicing exorcist and healer based in Studio City, declares The Exorcist a documentary of best practices. When Megan Duffy felt down recently, it wasn't the flu, it was the "Clive" inside her
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
George "Iceman" Gervin recounts epic game of H-O-R-S-E with "Pistol Pete" Maravich at NBA all-star game about, oh, 82 years ago
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
1) Write a book full of gibberish, list it on Amazon and price it at $555 2) Buy copies using stolen credit cards 3) PROFIT Fark) And stick somebody else with the tax bill for the profits
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Russian man who claims to have worked with Troll farm accused of trying to influence American election, and who confirms many of the allegations made by Mueller is arrested by Russian police because, um, reasons
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Yeah, it's all fun and games until ICE starts spying on white people
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook plans to foil future election interference attempts by sending post cards through the mail to verify the address of all buyers of election related ads...because we know Russians are unable to master Post-office box -based technologies
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Even Fox News noticed how in this past weekend's tweetstorm, Trump criticized everyone except Russia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Black Panther has now made more money in four days in the US than Justice League did in its entire theatrical run
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan changes their alphabet again. Very nice
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but George R. R. Martin now believes Winds of Winter may be delayed even longer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"He died a gentleman holding the door so others could escape." Damn straight this ROTC officer get military honors (show the power of Fark)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Black Panther is the new king of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film is the studio's best-reviewed movie, it's breaking box-office records and it's also the rare tentpole that's truly speaking to broader cultural moment" (spoilers)
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Mon February 19, 2018
(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
Americans do not actually celebrate President's Day. In fact, few have any real reason to remember President's Day actually exists. President's Day should a day when the practice of leadership is celebrated in the public arena
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The complete history of wardobe malfunctions in ice skating. Is it truly mortifying? Because it is sort of funny
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservatives urge Trump to plead guilty to Russian collusion, obstruction of justice, lying to the FBI and laundering money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
School shooter offers to plead guilty to avoid the death penalty and spare the community a trial that will bring up more horrifying details of his mass shooting. What a nice gesture
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Tonight; there's men's hockey playoffs with USA playing first, women skiing in the halfpipe for medals, couples dancing on ice for medals, and overnight; women's bobsled and short track skating. 7pm EST start on the usual outlets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Scheduled CONCACAF Champions League match in Denver expected to be played in frozen Dick's, ice-cold with stiff winds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fark: UK policeman who can't swim jumps in frigid river to save drowning man. TotalFark: Rescue is all caught on his body cam. UltraFark: his coworkers now call him "The Hoff"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
2018 Olympics ice dance wardrobe malfunction trifecta in play
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(Some Uninvited Guy)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and fiancée Meghan Markle have rejected the advice of politicians and diplomats and have invited former President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle to attend their wedding at Windsor Castle on Saturday, May 19. Donald is not invited
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Sun February 18, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
There's ice dancing, snowboarding big air, skiers in the halfpipe, and women's hockey semifinals tonight and Monday morning at the XXIII Olympic Winter Games. Everything starts at 7pm ET on NBC and NBCSN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good news: You can now buy Toblerone in ice cream form
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I haven't had Rice Crispy treats in years. What do you make at home when you get a craving for something sweet?
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Will the big clubs rest their stars? Will Rochdale upset Spurs? FA Cup weekend starts Friday, 2:45 PM EST with Leicester and Sheffield U. Saturday has Man U facing Huddersfield, West Brom v. Southampton. It wraps up Monday with Citeh and Wigan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to lose weight? Sure, exercise more and eat less is always the best advice, but it turns out being lazy over lunch helps, too. Which explains all those scientists lingering in the cafeteria for hours every day
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That sound you hear are the Russian sanctions banging to get out from being locked in Trump's Oval Office desk
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
Irish Festival forced to move after city decides it's not worth the green. Fark; they weren't crazy about getting liquor license in name of non-profit Orange Museum
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(Some science guy)
 
 
 
"The ice...it all evaporated; we don't know what happened to it"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Subby's hometown doesn't appreciate art, police force artist to destroy work
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced the comic superhero movie you were expecting with this insipidly boring softcore movie. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Overly attached fangirl embeds GPS tracker in plush doll given to her favorite male idol group, tracking every breath they take and every move they make. Group announces they'll no longer accept gifts of stuffed animals, won't call the police
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A Hawaiian man was killed by local police toda... wait this was in London? Guess it's just a £280 fine
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Iceland's move to ban circumcision elicits protests from Jewish leaders who say it's an 'attack on Judaism'
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
U-Haul shortage is jacking up prices as people flee Bay Area
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Drunk guy gets in fight at strip club, drives off, runs from cops, avoids the K-9, but can't hide from the police drone
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(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Chess never managed to become an Olympic game... Or did it?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
CA: Legal marijuana vendors, facing black marketers who are selling a competitive product at a lower price, ask law enforcement to get involved. This should end well
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Champion figure skater explains years-long Winnie-the-Pooh obsession
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police were called to go out to a specific residence 39 times in a five year period. Guess who lived there. Hint: he claims to have been hearing voices
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Irish drug company jacks price of 36 dollar's worth of painkillers to $3,000. Thanks, O'Shkreli
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Finally...after 36 convictions and a near lethal amount of PCP in his system....justice
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
Who said, "If you've got the power to raise prices without losing business to a competitor, you've got a very good business" A) Cornelius Vanderbilt B) JP Morgan C) Andrew Carnegie D) Warren Buffet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Headline: "Watch Sports Illustrated Cover Model Danielle Herrington Swim With Pigs in the Bahamas." Not a very nice thing to say about the other swim suit models
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Genius of the Week: 380 suspensions, 45 active warrants and driving with a heavily cracked windshield. What's the problem, officer?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
George R.R. Martin to release book this year "wanking motion" in the Song of Ice & Fire series "wanking intensifies" with the companion book Fire & Blood "cries in corner"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news: Slice soda is returning to grocery shelves. The bad news: It will have less sugar, fewer calories and real fruit juice
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's can be completely reversed in mice by removing just one enzyme. So now mice suffering from Alzheimer's will totally remember where that cheese is, and all about that cat
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Paid your toll bill on time every month? That'll be $12,000 in fines, citizen. And we're impounding your car and pulling your nursing license and throwing your elderly mom out in the cold at 2 in the morning
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a highly religious town. I want to donate old kids clothes; there are two choices: a secondhand store and Christian pregnancy center that discourages choice. Will donating them to the latter betray my belief in pro-choice?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Science explains why ice is so slippery
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Science explains why ice is so slippery
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Police investigating mysterious, unexplained injuries to patients in Meriter Hospital's Newborn Intensive Care Unit, which doesn't sound like someone just getting sloppy pinning diapers on
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Oh, there's an NFL game on? That's nice, cool, whatever. I'll maybe watch some highlights after I get back from dinner
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(Fark)
 
 
 
She once taught a Yorkshire terrier to bark in Haiku. Her vanity license plates have won a Hugo award. Cthulu studies her Mythos, to learn how the world will end. She is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man escapes police on foot, then calls 911 on himself because he's stuck in a swamp and it's cold out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former officer sues NYPD because the job made him fat and not his daily supply of doughnuts that would make Chris Christie blush
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
How bad are house prices in the Bay Area? Even Google engineers can't afford to live there
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Handcuffed man surrounded by police after running into barrier at NSA Headquarters. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to drive in handcuffs?
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
A friendly reminder from the police: When passing horrible car crashes, taking pics of the dead bodies to post online is frowned upon and a bit tacky
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This is how much it takes to convict an officer of misconduct
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's episode of WTF: An illegal immigrant called authorities to report a prowler. The responding police arrest him and let the prowler go prowling away
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A New Jersey police officer was fired due to her prior occupation as a dominatrix where she dished out a different, sexy flavor of brutality
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If US Olympic figure skater Mira Nagasu seemed oddly familiar to you, perhaps you pay a little too close attention to the scantily clad "rink girls" that clear the ice between periods at Colorado Avalanche hockey games
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
A busy Tuesday night for us at the Olympics. Men's curling starts us off at 7pm ET, then there's pairs figure skating, Mikaela Shiffrin in the slalom, Shaun White in the halfpipe, and in the morning; US men's hockey takes the ice
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Christian College justice: Kiss your same sex partner? That's an expelling. "Haze" your teammate as a group by tackling him, binding him with duct-tape, and sodomizing him while pretending to be a "Muslim goat farker?" That's an 8-page essay
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Reports of white powdery substance at Obama's office. Grab some popcorn and have some fun
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Shut the f--- up!" White powder letter sent to Trump daughter-in-law's NYC home was just four sentences long -- and wasn't very nice
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
PepsiCo beats estimates as orange fingers become the choice of a new generation
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(Chron)
 
 
 
What are you giving up for Lent this year, Catholic Farkers? And non-Catholic Farkers, will you torment or support those in your life making a sacrifice for 40 days?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mikey is very, very special. Mikey is hearing voices. Mikey will believe anything
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Thomas Brunell withdrew from consideration to be deputy dir. of the Census Bureau. Fark: The Bureau doesn't have a permanent director, its funding been cut, field tests have been canceled, & Gov. Accountability Office calls it a "high risk" program
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police respond to man threatening suicide, thwart him as only they can
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican senators REALLY pissed that Susan Rice was smart enough to anticipate their BS and send herself an email (which could then be FOIA'ed) destroying their talking points
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Mon February 12, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Teenage girl tries to join ISIS twice and is turned away at customs, settles for going Jihad on local college with a bag of matches. Subby amazed something could hold a teenager's attention for so long
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sisters both competing in hockey in the Olympics. For different countries
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(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this ice-hole
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Virtue jumped up on Moir, who twisted her around until she was sitting on his shoulders and grabbing the back of his head while straddling his face. Is it: 1) Pron shoot, 2) Teens in the back of the mini-van or 3) Canadian Ice Dancers routine
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Captain Marvel has apparently joined the US Women's ski team...twice
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement." Non Anglo-Americans can have a seat with their papers with the ICE officers over there
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's the North London Derby at Wembley at 7:30 am PST, followed by Stoke & Brighton at 10 on CNBC, and Citeh & Leicester at 12:30 pm. On Sunday, Terriers & Cherries begin the action at 6:30 a.m. This is your WEEKEND EPL DISCUSSION THREAD
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle between machete-wielding Florida Man and the police, there can be only one outcome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Disney increasing park ticket prices. Even the reporter knows the truth when they use quotes around the word "value"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Iceland in danger of running out of electricity because: a) people keeping the lights on too long during the winter darkness, b) increased industrial activity, or c) bitcoin mining
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Korean ice dancer goes all Janet Jackson
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is the only thing that can treat a cold. Throw out the orange juice now
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Man uses empty vodka bottles to break into police department, meditates until cops arrive. "...was making incoherent and strange statements about 'looking for Jesus' and 'nice shoes' while being unable to follow simple instructions"
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Missouri bill would mark official day for sliced bread. Wheel, fire unavailable for comment
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
ICE wants to help stop a 5-year-old boy from worrying about his leukemia diagnosis. So they plan to deport the boy's father so that the kid can worry about that instead
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Atlanta Hawks DeAndre' Bembry arrested for driving 128 mph, is now averaging 4.8 points a game and 12 points on his license
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boston Police Department: ALL history matters
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(Vice)
 
 
 
This is what the Super Bowl of ice fishing looks like. Yer darn tootin'
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Sun February 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump annoyed that Israelis and Palestinians won't play nice so he can take credit for it
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Southwest flights out of Chicago are temporarily put on ice
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(The News Enterprise)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: Woman leads police on a high speed chase because she is on her way to pick up baby Jesus and has authority from God
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Why do governments ignore scientific advice on drugs? Here's an article that presents three plausible arguments as to why. Spliffy tag MIA
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Convicted of corruption, fraud, tax evasion, sentenced to 5 yrs in prison. Fark: Get nice bed with new mattress - and unit mgr makes it for you. Daily massages, other inmates clean your room? Only the best for former Congresswoman Corrine Brown
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And now for a nice, congenial Sunday Morning Music Club discussion: who IS the best guitarist of all time. (*cough*Hendrix*cough*)
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
*Puts on sunglasses* Chinese police are now wearing glasses with facial-recognition technology that can recognize the faces of criminals. Yeeeeeaaaaahh
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Police seize 185 pounds of vacuum-sealed marijuana. All 85 pounds are being kept at the state police barracks until the suspect can be arraigned for the 8.5 pounds of the substance
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
White Supremacists aren't content with infiltrating the government and the police; now they're bring back scientific racism
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What is Obstruction of Justice?" Add some pop-up pictures and we could use this to explain it to Donnie Two Scoops
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Sat February 10, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
They must have taken some incredible smart drugs over at the White House recently, they've just proposed some ways to reduce prescription drug prices that make sense
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Why is the price of vinyl albums at a record high? We're looking at you, hipsters
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Startups are making weird name choices. It was only a couple decades ago when startups had sensible names like Flooz, Fark, and Kozmo
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
U.S. Immigration Services to woman that's been here since she was 3: Come on in. Let's start the process of making you a citizen. - Woman: Okay - ICE: Yoink
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Mice of Anarchy
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
'Oh by the way, we also leaked your home address and driver license info. No biggie' - Equifax
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Fri February 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You're an off-duty corrections officer and you've just been involved in a fender bender. The most rational response to this situation would be to C) pull out your service revolver and shoot at the other vehicle's tire
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
....aaaaand there goes the number 3 official at the Justice Department. This is fine
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'The nuclear security office was automatically alerted when two scientists tried hooking the supercomputer up to the internet, in order to mine bitcoins', proving even nuclear physicists can be dumbasses
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Kelly ride off into the sunset? Will Trump push Fox News conspiracies? Will we finally get some relief from this justice-boner blue balls? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm shoe drop)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's a good idea: let's replace the driver's license with an app because everyone wants to hand over their unlocked phone to a police officer
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Oh, Fark. Yet another parenting advice article giving out...good information? We are truly in the darkest timeline. Because I used Purple
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There are other problems with trying to police which bathroom trans people use aside from it just being none of your damned business
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Asian financial markets took a nice dump
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
At first you were "meh": Spice Girls reunion. Then you were "that's farking more like it": Brian Eno/Bryan Ferry reunion
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
And here's a Fox News executive vice president slamming the "darker, gayer, and different" Olympics for subverting Trump's America First campaign
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Thank you for your service, now GTFO
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(Some Replicant)
 
 
 
Well, here we are. The beginning of the future. Obvious tag fills in for non-extant Ominous tag (if you are a long haul trucker). Company plans to put 40 of these in service this year. Sarah Conner looking nervously over shoulder
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Actual article quote: "Ponies and non-ponies alike can gather together and learn that being nice to one another is better than getting mad at me for posting about My Little Pony"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man allowed to keep $4M of the $22M in cash police confiscated from him, possibly because that's all that made it back to the evidence lockers
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A $500 PC can do a better job of erasing Henry Cavill's mustache for Justice League than a $300M budget (w/video)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The biggest winner in this week's SpaceX launch? Elon Musk. The biggest loser in this week's SpaceX launch? Flat-Earthers
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
That silly police sketch nailed the guy. New contest. How do you pronounce the perp's name?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In something that isn't totally worrisome ICE wants to become an intelligent agency under Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Nunes (gR-apefruit) toyed with the idea of "grappling" with Chief Justice Roberts. Yes, that does sound disgusting
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
In case anyone is still wondering or holding on to this belief: No, Republicans never really cared about the deficit, they just wanted to use it to score political points while Obama was in office
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
If you're the Eagles fan that stole a seat from the Super Bowl; the Minneapolis Police would like to have a word with you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police now say Robert Wagner's story about Natalie Wood's death 'doesn't add up'. Apparently the math on a statement from an 87 year old about something that happened 37 years ago will never balance out correctly
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I want to believe this secret police audio that proves these fishermen were really abducted by 'lobster aliens'
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Los Angeles decides that the cable company monopoly model would be a great way to handle basic sanitation services. It works out exactly as you would expect
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." ― E.L. Doctorow. Hah, that's not what the voices in my head say. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, socially acceptable edition
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(Memphis Commercial Appeal)
 
 
 
Memphis police find dead body in van a month after impounding it from a shooting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the wake of their smash hit #releasethememo, Russia's troll factories are releasing a slew of follow-up singles #fisagate, #obamadeepstate, #wethepeopledemandjustice, #thememorevealsthecoup and even #obamaslegacyisobamagate
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Police report from Gronk burglary shows he owned a lot of ██████████ and a big pile of ██████████. Also, lives with two other dudes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In other news: snow is cold, ice is hard, Kim Jong Un is wacky and K-Pop features over-sexed underaged girls
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Actress Diane Neal of Law and Order is running for Congress. Can't be any worse than that moron from The Apprentice
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Tue February 06, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Police are looking for an older man with white hair and glasses and a lot of helium balloons. A talking dog may also have been involved
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Journalist who has apparently been in a coma the last three years is shocked at the cowardice being shown amongst Republicans in regards to standing up to Trump, calls it "staggering"
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(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russia: Hahahaha...nyet, comrade. Only glorious Motherland can decide where anti-NATO missiles be deployed. Hello, Ukraine, did you have a nice 27-year vacation from us?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
L.A. is number one... in traffic congestion, once again. Well, at least L.A. endures in a nice pleasant climate. Pretty soon there'll be self driving cars and it won't even matter
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Call Of Duty n00bs can now hire 'professional' coaches to train them. And veterans can offer up their expertise - for a price
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Kid would rather lift weights, have energy drinks from private fridge in his room, practice with his Zelda sword than go to school. Of course, you are reading this on Fark, so you just know it doesn't end well
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The list of rejected vanity license plates in Utah is fairly creative for Utah
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"'Well, that's nice,' say calm, pleased Eagles fans after Super Bowl victory"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Former Congressman Robin Tallon Jr. has a very elaborate long term plan to get back into office. Because why else would he still be spending all this money on his campaign 25 years after leaving the House?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Pa Rep 1 Well guys we lost at the Supreme Court. Does anyone have any ideas on our next move? PA rep 2 I know let's do what we always do and cheat. Rep 1 Brilliant let's impeach all the justices that voted against us. Rep 2 Brilliant
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Mon February 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Publishing reports regarding financial problems and investigations by Manhattan DA's office into your parent company? That's a firing
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article asks "How to fix a broken heart?". Depends. Women: Double chocolate chip ice cream pints. Men: Alcohol. Lots of it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Schiff slaps back, Bachmann hears voices still, but not the one she expected, SCOTUS no sells the PA GOP and the stock market pulls an Icarus, crater included. Welcome to manic Monday, it's all on fire. This is your MSNBC discussion thread, 8pm EST
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Husband to wife during traffic stop: Hide my cocaine in your hoo-ha. K9 officer: Hold my beer
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elon Musk will test the Eagle Heavy by using a Tesla Roadster as the test payload. Seems like a Ford Comet would be a better choice
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Bank robber who left copy of drivers license at scene looks exactly like Non from Superman 2. KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Center For Medicare and Medicaid Services, vehemently deny reporter's claim that they threatened to bar him from press calls unless he altered a story they didn't like. Unfortunately for CMS, they sent the threat to his editor, in an email
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Weird ice found on Neptune and Uranus has now been made on Earth. Manhattan bar to offer in $30 cocktails (martinis $35)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. No, really, this is the "world's most dangerous ice cream," so you will definitely scream
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Philly fans learn from past transgressions, graduate from punching police horses to stealing them and riding them around
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This opinion piece is a nice concentration of many of the current right wing talking points. Try not to judge until the end. Let the full flow wash over you. Then you can make yourself feel better by posting something technically correct
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
If you're stealing peach brandy from the Pick 'n Save you might want to reconsider some of those life choices
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to office kegs and pingpong tables, say hello to office ferns and palms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
How obscene are concession prices at this year's Super Bowl? A can of Bud Light will set you back $15, but for only $9 more, you get a slice of pizza too
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Don't let your pride prejudice you against this Jane Austen tabletop RPG
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Only In Minnesota headline: "Brainerd Jaycees investigate cheating in ice-fishing tournament"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Justice Department goes to court to protect the authority of Robert Mueller. Wait...what? We're through the looking glass, down the rabbit hole, off the scoreboard, over the backboard, nothing but net
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(Independent)
 
 
 
They pull into your patch, you pull out a shovel. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the court. That's the ice cream man way
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Did Rod Rosenstein use the power of his office in an attempt to shutdown the House Intel Committee's investigation into the FBI and DOJ?
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(White House)
 
 
 
Someone has gone through the whitehouse.gov website and cleansed Barack Obama's biography of absolutely everything he did while in office. Down the memory hole we go
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Sat February 03, 2018
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Office romances? Don't even think about it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In order to force more unwilling consumers into Windows 10, Microsoft announces that the next version of Office will only run on Windows 10
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The Saturday Night Massacre is happening right before our eyes and is a bit too subtle for anyone to notice
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(The New Atlantis)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: We all know that Doctors "practice," but just what are they practicing?
 
(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
I need advice, article is based on topic of advice needed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nice fleet you have there, it would be a shame if something were to happen to it
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Washington senator wants the state license plate to feature Bigfoot
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
It's hard to get arrested at Mardi Gras but some of the things that will get you taken to jail are fighting, trying to return to a bar you've been kicked out of, and punching a police horse
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you know someone who lost his head during the last decade or so the police would like a word
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller arrested for driving without a license
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Headline: Study links cell phone radiation to cancer in mice. FTA: "The negative results clearly indicate that cell phone RFR is not carcinogenic"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dial-an-Agent: ICE takes requests on which immigrants to investigate
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Hudson Valley News Network)
 
 
 
Goofus shows up drunk at his court-ordered session with a DWI-victim-impact panel, drives away drunk on his suspended license and is arrested again. Gallant is drunk too, but sold his car and moved to the city ages ago
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Record U.S. production makes $70 oil price target seem odd, unless someone knows something we don't
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Dems: "Know who else ought to be charged with obstruction of justice? Every farking Republican in the House of Representatives." Let the fireworks begin
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this snekky ferry service
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman who worked with Nunes "When it comes to exercising good judgment and discharging his duties in service of the Constitution, he's just not up to the task"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
ICE agents raid 77 Northern California workplaces; no arrests reported. Nice work there, Lou
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Nick Foles plans to become a pastor after football. Will practice Sunday by exclaiming "Jesus Christ" and "Dear God" at least a hundred times
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(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
7 guys with guns rob phone store near where police are holding training. Bonus crazy surveillance video
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(Milton Keynes Citizen)
 
Video
 
Watch the moment UK ice hockey star punched a fan during a match, landing himself a 20-game ban and a place in the unemployment queue
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad News for people who love music: The Spice Girls will reunite for £10m each. Good News for people who love music: Posh Spice promises not to sing
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Washington Monument to get permanent erection, says National Park Service spokesperson Mike Litterst
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity has been advising the President in his attempts to obstruct justice
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Thu February 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Police say the streaker who took over the 17th hole of Tournament Players Club "showed signs and symptoms of alcohol intoxication" (w/mildly NSFW video)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Icefishing: boring. Ice fish watching: surprisingly interesting
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Here's what happens if 'Magnificent Bastard' Mueller gets fired"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub offers 110 gallons of lube to the city of Philadelphia for its dry pole problem after the police department announces it won't grease up the city's light poles for the upcoming Super Bowl
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mike Fisher comes out of retirement to rejoin the Nashville Predators. Carrie Underwood rejoices
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Filed under Fine Police Work, investigators finally name Robert Wagner as a person of interest in the drowning death of Natalie Wood - 36 years later
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Babies suffer yet another price drop (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cool new McDonald's will be opening with modern design touches, computerized kiosks, table service. However, same old heart disease will be the at the end of all this
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drew Carey realizes that this woman comes without a price and is right for him and he got engaged to her
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
AMD returns to profitability as gamers and cryptocoin miners enter in bidding war to buy GPUs at any price
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Realizing customers are not falling for the raise the price by 50% and then place it on a 30% off sale, Bon Ton will be closing 47 stores in the next few months. Old ladies everywhere are inconsolable
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We jumped the shark?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Guess Who? Milton Bradley in Trouble after police Connect Four dots in domestic violence investigation, the whole Operation likely setting him back a few spaces in the Game of Life. Yahtzee
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New report finds roaches, mice, flies infest hundreds of NYC public school cafeterias. City says that's just Wednesday's menu
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apple reveals it is now th subject of several government inquiries about its practice of deliberately slowing older phones then says with a straight face "we have never done anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Police pull over car crammed with oranges. Julius wanted for questioning
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man with .419 BAC gives up on field sobriety test, tells police he's 'going to jail anyways' No word on his Fark handle
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If you noticed all the minority immigrant fear-mongering in the state of the union, you were't imagining it; it was all Stephen Miller's wet dream
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(Some Nightmare)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time Alice Cooper released that line of unisex mascara back in 1973? Me neither, but here it is
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Tue January 30, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Most of the Saudis netted in the Crown Prince's anti-corruption crackdown have now been released, $100 billion poorer, after nearly 2 months of detention in the Ritz Carlton. Man, those minibars are pricey
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
Which means what? At best, more messy and half-empty shelves, mis-priced merchandise, and zero assistance?
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Hearing voices is actually a sign of well-tuned brain. Acting on the voices when they tell you to paint yourself purple and run naked down the New Jersey turnpike not so great
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ah, the good old days, when everybody was smoking and spanking. Which current common practices will someday be looked upon as careless, dangerous, and insanely bad for you? I mean, besides Fark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Obstruction of justice is a crime, but people engage in it because sometimes, it works, as evidenced by Andrew McCabe's "retirement"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember how it took years to sequence DNA? No more. Introducing the Minion, a handheld device which will sequence your DNA in seconds. Diagnose diseases and syndromes in real time. Figure out who's been naughty on your sofa
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Fallout from Baltimore police corruption trial continues as cops reveal that they kept toy guns to plant on the unarmed people they shot
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
The reward for leaving office as the most unpopular governor in the country is a cushy pundit job at ABC News
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
To 'salt' icy roads, some states are using beet juice, molasses, cheese waste, or beer
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's blue-collar challenger will be attending the State of the Union, just staring at Paul the whole time trying to ice him out
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Dad delivers baby in minivan. Also may not have thought his choice of t-shirt through
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If Las Vegas can do sports tourism, why cant Venice? Because what 20 year old on study abroad doesn't want to take a boat to a shanty stadium to have ultras screaming at them all game and avoid fights and flying beers? Venice can be so romantic
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Two on duty cops eat pot edibles raided from dispensary, start hallucinating then call for backup. Bonus: One of the responding cops injures himself during the "rescue". That's some fine police work, Lou
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nicest booty you'll see today (SFW)
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, When Morgan Edge is nearly killed by an exploding ice cream cake he assumes Lena is responsible. Meanwhile, Alex decides that Sam's missing time is result of alien abduction. (CW 8ET)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nicest guy alive to play nicest man ever. It's a beautiful day in your neighborhood theater
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The U.S. Park Service would like you to stop leaving the cremated remains of recently deceased Vietnam vets at the Memorial Wall, please. I guess that means full bodies are OK, then?
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter says the pro-Trump media is escalating the war on Mueller, vows he'll no longer spend time chasing mice around and strutting like a stray cat
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apparently adding a 4th digit to the price was enough to finally wake people up and realize it's just a got-damn PHONE, and a pretty mediocre one at that. Apple tells its suppliers to cut iPhone X production by 50% as sales continue to disappoint
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep just got nominated for Best Application by the U.S. Trademark Office
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moodys Investors Service says Trump's tax overhaul will have a limited effect on economy
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Three Dutch banks and the Dutch tax authority were all hit with DDOS attacks after it's revealed that Dutch intel services witnessed Russia meddling in the 2016 American election. Purely coincidence no doubt
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Former Trump advisor and "Apprentice" contestant Omarosa Manigault to go from the White House to "Celebrity Big Brother" because...well, of course she is
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Sun January 28, 2018
(The Lancet)
 
 
 
(clap clap) Fetch hither the bacon, the steak, the meat on the bone. Tonight we feast, having laid low the vile hawkers of kale, rice cakes and dietary scolding
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If Only: OK Democrats, I'll see your bringing 'Dreamers' to my State of the Union address and raise you by bringing ICE Agents
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will Roman Reigns find the juice to win the Rumble and burn Philly to the ground? Will either top title holder lose? Who will historically win the women's historic first royal rumble match? WWE RR Kickoff Show 5pm ET, main card 7pm on PPV, WWE Network
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
Boobies
 
Four biggest strip clubs on Bourbon St have their liquor licenses revoked for prostitution, lewd acts & illegal drug activity. In other news: broccoli sucks, water is wet, and Putin is a dictator
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roger Federer becomes the first man to win 20 Grand Slam singles titles. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Round 4 with P'boro hosting Leicester at 7:30 am EST on FS1, followed by Wigan & West Ham at 10 on FS2, Newport & Spurs at 12:30, Liverpool & West Brom at 2:45. Sunday action begins at 8:30 with Chelsea and Newcastle. It's your FA Cup Thread
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Why is everyone trying to stop global warming right when we're starting to discover priceless artifacts in Norway's melting ice?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Skimming devices on ATMs: Old and busted. Jackpotting ATMs: New hotness
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump, appearing frustrated and at times angry, has complained to confidants and aides in recent weeks that he does not understand why he cannot simply give orders to 'my guys' at what he sometimes calls the 'Trump Justice Department.'"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police investigate trailer full of beer worth $155,000 stolen in Delta, BC. But no worries, guys, it was Coors Light
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Government goes to the courts to prevent popular candidate from running for office...and it's not the government you first thought
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(MSN)
 
 
 
How could you forget you own it? This mansion in which rapper 50 Cent forgot he owned looks very nice inside
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
The U.S. Marine who gained a level of fame after being photographed nursing a kitten during the Korean War has passed away at age 90. Thank you sir, for your service to both country and kittens, from all of us on Caturday
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Can you spot what's unusual about the way Trump has redecorated the Oval Office?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
"Fixed milk price scheme" is also the name of my Captain Beefheart cover band
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That time Richard Nixon was locked out of his office by the FBI, Nixon grabbed an agent and screamed at him, and the Bobby Fuller Four played in the background
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Rob Gronkowski misses practice, status remains questionable for the Superbowl. Asked for comment Gronkowski replies,"Meat. Gronk want meat"
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, The Lighthouse erupts in revolution forcing the Kasius to move into his endgame. Meanwhile, a mysterious stranger provides Gemma with an escape route to the past, a blue police call box. (ABC 9ET)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As the Trump-Russia investigation continues, take solace in knowing that the walls are closing in on the major criminals of the planet, and shiat is going down behind the scenes. Mueller and his Justice League are but a small cell in a larger operation
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Racist president who hates the E.U., opposes a free press, and operates as an agent of Putin may be forced out of office. No, not that one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump EPA chief wore Groucho Marx disguise to help daughter get driver's license
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New POTUS speechwriter Miss South Carolina: "When people are forgotten, the world becomes fractured," he said. "Only by hearing and responding to the voices of the forgotten can we create a bright future that is truly shared by all." like such as
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Another reason why we can't have nice parties: 46 tons of Mardi Gras beads contribute to New Orleans' constant flooding problem
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You know the difference between a drunk driver and a self driving car? A drunk driver would probably notice that there is a big ass firetruck parked in the middle of the freeway
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
ICE will soon start tracking license plates across the entire US
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Dear TFers. If you are reading this then I have been successful in assimilating with the liters. The queue is much smaller now, and the threads all live nicely in their own tabs. Tell my Tfette crushes I will always remember them fondly
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey republican tries to introduce legislation that would allow churches to select a "qualified person" to carry a concealed handgun during services
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach's Secretary of State's office in Kansas accidentally leaks last four Social Security numbers of every Kansas lawmaker and state employee, including himself
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today on "Meanwhile, in Russia," a dude goes for a drive down by a river and high fives a passing nuclear powered icebreaker
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Police found that the law firms' receptionist email account received an email ... with a notification that a purchase for a $250 Seducer luxury rabbit vibrator and other sex toys were purchased with the stolen credit cards
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NYC Natural History Museum notices that creepy anti-science Trump mega-donor sits on its board. For now, anyway
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Man builds a home office out of the brushes from 546 brooms
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Deputy gets 22 charges for molesting kids as young as 6. Convicted on 2, jury hung on 20. Judge dismisses 20 with prejudice, deputy pleads guilty to 2 misdemeanors, pays $1000 fine and gets 0 jail time. I was told there'd be no math
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former DOJ prosecutor leaves to join private practice, takes sealed whistleblower lawsuits with him, offers to sell them to targets of investigations, offers to defend them. You're reading this, so you know how well it goes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you don't want people stopping by with advice, try not missing 6 straight free throws
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you're a former child star with a famous face, about how long will it take police to find you after you go on an armed robbery spree? Burbank Police: About 1 day
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(Time)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers reveals Trump's inner voice
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While you were busy picking over Monday's stale donuts at your office, NPR workers got treated to a George Clinton Tiny Desk concert
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines CEO: Fares are too low, given current fuel prices. Also, you can upgrade this headline to Green Class for only $99
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
No I'm not saying Apple is full of shiat, but according to its ad copy, their new "home" device is capable of time travel
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(Vice)
 
 
 
From Vice, ICE won't be nice
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Eight Baltimore police officers charged with using "The Shield" as instructional video
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police searching for violent machete attacker, so if you see a peaceful machete attacker, it's the wrong guy
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Pointing your gun at people while drunk and then resisting arrest is no way to go through life, Mr. Police Chief
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drew Carey gets swept off his feet by a Price Is Right Contestant. With video goodness
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
One of the sublime joys of living in New England is being able to occasionally punch through a window of ice on your car, as this video shows
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
The Thai Army has found the least intimidating vehicle possible to transport officers in its military parades
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who knew trunk monkey was an ice skating boomer?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sexting a news reporter after promising to be her source for a story is no way to go through life, ICE agent
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Photoshop the worst choice for the next James Bond. LGT inspiration
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
It's always good to see someone start a new career, but maybe 'police composite sketch artist' is a bit too close to 'Disneyland caricature sketch artist' to work
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox viewer: Hey lady: You have big ugly legs. Fox weather anchor: I have multiple sclerosis so I'm thankful every day that I can walk. But I'll share your nice comment with everyone, 'k? Bless your heart
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your math challenge today is to figure out what you get when you add today's airborne carbon with the twice-as-much trapped carbon that is about to be released from arctic permafrost thanks to climate change
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That Samsung washing machine you want is about to double in price. #MAGA
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Duckworth set to be first Senator to have a baby in office. Unclear why she refuses to do it at a hospital
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Existing home sales slide by more than twice the estimate, meaning your one bedroom shack is no longer worth $1.3 million
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Alabama, continuing that whole "we really hate that Jones won" bit, just saw their House pass a bill banning special elections and opting to have the governor appoint a replacement for public office
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Connecticut residents who were fans of the Hartford Whalers can get a commemorative license plate for their car to show their love for the defunct team
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NFL establishes owner-player committee on social justice to highlight player-led work on equality issues
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If Muslims can have a college club then Christian club can keep gays from being officers in their club, rules judge
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Normally, when sales are down, prices drop. Not in American healthcare
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada uses beet juice on roads instead of de-icing salt because it's more efficient, less toxic and there isn't one Canadian alive who has ever actually eaten a beet
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