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500 headlines found matching 'ian'
Wed March 04, 2015
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Quoting a politician in your second language Israeli difficult
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne criticizes Kim Kardashian for exploiting family members for personal gain. That's the joke
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(9)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
SyFy preps new "versus" film that will pit two forgotten giant monster franchises against one another. That's right; get ready for Lake Placid VS Anaconda. Personally, I'm rooting for the gator
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(30)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
Smithsonian bans selfie sticks, says they ruin experience for other museumgoers just like tripods and monopods
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(171)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nanny state tells woman who is fighting deportation to Africa because she is gay: "You can't be a heterosexual one day and a lesbian the next day. Just as you can't change your race"
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(169)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Five things Netanyahu got wrong: Iran, nukes, Iranian nukes, nuclear Iran and Iran using nukes on Iranian nuclear program to create more nukes for Iran to nuke with Iranian nukes
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(121)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having resolved all the major questions about life, the universe, and everything, scientists decipher why Indian food is so delicious
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(90)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
School boards declare war on Christianity in North Carolina by using Good Friday as a make-up day for the snowy Acts of God of the last two weeks
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(46)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australians are trolling their politicians to protest a controversial new data retention law
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"As politically correct as our nation has become, I never thought I would see the day when American flags would be banned from a barbecue competition. That's something you would expect to happen at a vegetarian cook-off"
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(146)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"I took my family on our dream vacation to a Libertarian paradise in Honduras; it was a great idea because I'm a staunch Libertarian. Or I was, until these worshippers and groupies of Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan, and Ron Paul ruined everything"
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(330)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former Dallas Cowboy says he could beat Ronda Rousey. Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson reportedly offering to train him
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(100)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
German politician: "Yeah, I downloaded child porn, but then I resigned. Here's €5,000. We good now?" Court: "Sure, bye." World: "WTF?"
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Quick someone find Indiana Jones, they think they've found the White City of the Monkey God in the Honduran jungle
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(91)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(AP)
 
 
 
Italian tourist killed by glacier in Alaska. How slow was that guy?
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(43)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
German-born college basketball star and NBA big man Christian Welp passes away at 51
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(26)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Some politicians will be remembered as great politicians, diplomats or champions of democracy; some will just be "Britain's Rob Ford"
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(20)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Canadians are 'Spocking' their $5 bills to pay tribute to Leonard Nimoy (pics)
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(42)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hideous, ferocious predator finally given the slip outside Russian circus (with awwsome pics)
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British police complain their plan to send drivers caught texting to prison have been blocked by selfish politicians who say their constituents might not re-elect them if they begin sending them all to jail
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(45)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Canadian sues American Airlines over their newly upgraded premium service
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(23)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Guiliana Rancic and Kelly Osbourne are "ruining Joan Rivers' legacy." Wait. Didn't the Oscars already do that?
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(30)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
William Shatner will miss Leonard Nimoy's funeral, cites the fact Nimoy will not be buried in a giant sunglasses case as the primary reason
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(72)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Man. Who could have imagined a giant rap party put on by Ti and Jee-Z would have gunfire
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(17)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Christian college says it hasn't banned gays, it's just asked them not to do anything gay while attending. Or ever
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(41)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman sends $1.4 million to her Italian online boyfriend who is currently jailed in Africa after being falsely accused of money laundering. "I am 95 percent certain that Chris is telling me the truth, that this is all legit"
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(99)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian soldier who lost both legs in Afghanistan has been forced to officially verify his condition to Veterans Affairs every three years to keep his pension, presumably in case his legs spontaneously grow back or something
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Fri February 27, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Prominent Russian dissident falls out of window onto exploding bomb. And was also killed in shooting accident
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(198)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police force's faith-based initiative ignores all religions except for Christianity. To be fair, all those other guys are just going to hell anyway, so who cares
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(76)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Russian celebration
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Medical student fails to live long and prosper on Australian version of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Canadians oppose monument to victims of Communism because "we are not a country that overthrew the yoke of Communism." Not yet, anyway
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(100)
 
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Dear Indiana Citizen, when vandalizing a historic bridge, please learn to spell. (With picture goodness)
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(45)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Apple will add seven new languages to Siri, which include Russian, Thai, Turkish. Will immediately come in handy for understanding the person on the Apple tech support line
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(20)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Russian supervillain baby goes to the movies
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(2)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Pending the outcome of the NFL's appeal, the Vikings say they're ready to welcome Adrian Peterson back, but he's indicated that he might prefer to make a switch
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(45)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian Freeman jailed for marijuana grow-op that he claimed he had every right to do because the Constitution is just a suggestion and laws are optional or something: "Jurors returned with a guilty verdict almost instantly"
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(37)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Dissatisfied customer goes all Babylonian on copper vendor - circa 1750 BC
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(8)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Global Voices)
 
 
 
Police raid Russian lesbians who trolled anti-gay politician, citing the need to collect extensive photo evidence for later review
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(30)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's giant hole opens up and swallows buildings is brought to you by St. Petersburg. Bonus - it swallowed a building called 'The Underground'
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(32)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Understand this, for a politician, the fewer words spoken is probably for the better, but sometimes one word is just enough
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach mayor under fire for referring to slow learners as "dummies" instead of the preferred term, "Floridians"
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(16)
 
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Animals are free of stresses of work, especially gentle giants and WHERE IS MY F@&^*ng COFFEE?
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(12)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
British soldier becomes first non-posthumous recipient of the Victoria Cross for the war in Afghanistan after charging in under fire twice to save a wounded USMC captain, despite being weighed down by his giant brass balls
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Martians are trying to board this train in the London Underground to mind laser football fans but Martians are trying to board this train in the London Underground to mind laser football fans
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(14)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So it turns out paranoid contrarians can be easily manipulated with falsehoods. I'll bet Obama's behind this
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(99)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Fresh off her stinging slam of Rudy Giuliani, Barbara Boxer (D-CA) goes for seconds, shaming the entire GOP on their quixotic mission to shut down the DHS
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(237)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What you need to know at midnight tonight when the Nation's Capital becomes the District of Columbian
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(56)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Religious extremists are determined to declare Idaho a "Christian state"
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(338)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Wait wait, aren't Canadians already doing that over six months of the year?
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(18)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. military combat vehicles deploy 300 yards from the Russian border
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(114)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
RON PAUL speaks out about anti-war politicians who annoy him
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
57% of Republicans support making Christianity the official religion of the U.S. Wait until they hear about those evil PC thugs James Madison and Thomas Jefferson
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Tue February 24, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Barbara Boxer (D-amn girl) to Rudy Giuliani:"Why don't you ask Osama bin Laden if President Obama loves America?"
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(110)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian soldiers used to drink this before every successful battle, which explains why they haven't made it in 1500 years
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(42)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trailer for a new show called "Sex Box", where couples have sex in a giant box on stage in front of a live studio audience and then talk about it with sex therapists. Go away, baitin'
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(57)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
The end of the world may be coming to Siberia sooner than we think as dozens of giant craters open in the Earth. The only thing missing is giant evil worms crawling in and out of them
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(94)
 
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Montana musher turns down $3,900 to have Kim Kardashian show him her ass
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(81)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Australian Stonehenge replica can be yours for $5 million. Bonus: Life-size, so as to not be in danger of being crushed by a dwarf
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(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Colorado politician introduces bills to legalize marijuana on the federal level. Yeah, right. What's that guy smoking? Oh... wait
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Purple pod perplexes Peruvians
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(21)
 
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Giant bust results from cock ring. I might have left out a word there
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(48)
 
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Australians want to resurrect gladiator matches, kind of
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fearless giant kittyrat stalks North London, terrifies homeowner to stay inside, drink more tea
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(115)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Noted politician, diplomat, and terrorism expert Charles Barkley shares his thoughts about Republicans, Hillary Clinton and what Obama should have done to ISIS
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a show of solidarity with a frozen America, Californians are playing hockey outdoors
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(13)
 


Sun February 22, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Kardashians draw the line of acceptance at sex changes
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(8)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can plucky underdogs England record a shock victory against the giants of Scotland, or will they continue their humiliation tour of the Southern Hemisphere? It's your official Day 10 Cricket World Cup thread
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(51)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out the five coolest NASA missions that have never happened. Subby would have liked to see a giant moon truck be a reality
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(17)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Death is a way of life. Especially if you're a child in this Christian faith-healing sect and you get food poisoning
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(141)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Rudy "9/11" Giuliani went from one of the country's most-respected mayors to another empty-headed GOP shill
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(96)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Guiliani says he has received 9-11 death threats, still stands by Obama-critical comments
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(83)
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Looks like crime does indeed pay. Arbitrator orders state to pay $6.5 million in film tax credit money to guy convicted of bribing the Louisiana Film Commissioner for film tax credits
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "I don't know if Obama is a Christian, but I also don't know if he's not really not a secret non-Muslim pretending to not now be formerly not a Muslim"
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(341)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kasabian call One Direction "five no-ones who won the lottery"
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(32)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
*click* Good Idea: Being a politician and rebuilding a home with Habitat for Humanity. *click* Bad Idea: Being a politician and rebuilding _your_ home with Habitat for Humanity *click*
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(28)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mysterious alien object caught on camera in the skies above Cornwall, experts want YOUR help identifying the craft: "It looks triangular - but I have no idea what it is" (w/pic)
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(63)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What bees taught me about Cambodia. It's today's Cambodian confection cultivation revelation
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Edible Magna Carta cake goes on display. That's nothing, you should see what our politicians are doing with historic government documents on THIS side of the pond
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's racist, hateful comments about President Obama have resulted in his no longer being welcome at Starbucks
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(141)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
It's 2015 and we're still licking envelopes with our tongues like a bunch of barbarians
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(15)
 
(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
Can Afghanistan get its first World Cup win against Sri Lanka? Who will in the battle of the giants in India vs South Africa? It's your Day 9 Cricket World Cup official discussion thread
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(132)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having ignored the latest GOP income inequality talking points, Giuliani claims Obama is a communist
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(133)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani's racism has just doomed the GOP and that's just great news for those of us who love things like equal rights and not having to worry about unbridled fascism
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(66)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
A small minority of murderous nuts doesn't make us all murderous nuts, say mathematicians and atheists
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(92)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
A Canadian supporter of Daesh, in his own words. It's about as dumb as you'd expect, only with fewer "eh's"
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians rally against Ukrainian "coup." So that's what democracy looks like to people in a dictatorship
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(58)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"It's easy to sneer at the wannabe Martians, but I can't help but admire their pioneering spirit"
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(39)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Republican politician likes the idea of "hot little girls" handling guns; Sigmund Freud's grave bursts into flames
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(90)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bernard Sumner on the campaign to buy Ian Curtis's home and turn it into a museum: "it's a bit ghoulish and it's a bit of a monument to suicide." Maybe those potential buyers should just walk away in silence
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(10)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg wants to direct Indiana Jones and the Reboot of Irrelevance
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(64)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
While most Bostonians have faced 4-hour MBTA commutes and struggled to dig out their cars, these guys and girl dug a 40 foot tunnel through a snowpile that was blocking their bike path
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(51)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
ISIS has an army of 7-foot-tall giants at its disposal, and they've been trained by Iran's best Photoshoppers
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(68)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Spice is flooding into Russia. House Ukrainian suspected
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(78)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italians absolutely losing their minds as Rome school lunch menus include fish and chips, goulash and other foreign dishes rather than traditional Italian food like you get at Olive Garden
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(68)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Romanian man unicycles across dam because internet speeds in Romania must be pretty crappy or something
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani finds room in his mouth for his other foot
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(217)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court that has already ruled that money is free speech in political campaigns, now has to decide whether to take up the issue of whether laws forbidding politicians from lying are constitutional
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(47)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Politicians and lobbyists can now legally have sex with each other in NC. Constituents still just hoping for a reach-around once in a while
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(23)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British politician: "What happens when renewable energy runs out?"
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(87)
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Singer / musician looking for NYC apartment due to recent fire. Good references, winning personality, multiple gold records. Contact: A. Garfunkel
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(33)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams resigns from Medal of Honor board, says it's the least he can do after giving his life for his country
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(18)
 
(Cheddar Valley Gazette)
 
 
 
Newsletter with appearance identical to that of local newspaper "unlikely to confuse", swears politician
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(29)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Time Warner employee takes initiative to build pre-merger corporate synergy with Comcast, lets loyal customer know he'll send a technician to see you next Tuesday (Not safe for work text)
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(43)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
After being muzzled on the Today Show, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog finally bites Brian Williams in the ass on Conan
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(16)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Parliamentarians debriefed on tight underwear
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says that Obama doesn't love America because "he wasn't brought up the way you were brought up." Republicans everywhere begin exchanging their dog whistles for megaphones
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(113)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
4 former Canadian Prime Ministers, 5 former Justices of the Supreme Court of Canada, and 4 former Ministers of Justice write letter urging more oversight to Canadian anti-terror laws
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(35)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Major conservative group calls Jeb Bush 'unelectable.' Many comedians call 2016 'my year.'
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(55)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
How about we all take a minute to pick our favorite weapons from the movies we love. I chose Rambo's knife, the M41A pulse rifle from ALIENS, Robocop's pistol, and Indiana Jones' whip as my choices because screw you adulthood
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Wed February 18, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, Virginians: You may be able to legally break out your trusty brass knuckles or throwing stars for your next gang fight
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(64)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Imam charged with sexual assault, shocking his congregation, who said they would expect this sort of behavior from Christians
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(40)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man caught on camera staggering around naked, attempting to start fight then faceplanting on curb named "Drunkest pedestrian of all time"
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(42)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Greek politician angrily accuses Germany of "acting like Nazis." Well, who better?
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A Christian football team in Devon says it's happy even though it's lost all 16 games and conceded 120 goals this season. The club says it's 'the nicest', because its players never abuse the referee and haven't received one yellow or red card" (pic)
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Teacher fined after "accidentally" posting pro-Hitler image on Facebook, just might receive a strongly-worded letter in his file and an admiring profile in the Guardian
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian terror suspect "planned to blow up Yellowstone supervolcano to trigger a catastrophic natural disaster." Dude, you don't understand how volcanoes work. You don't understand how terrorism works. You don't understand ANY of this
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(38)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"The Canadian army has actually made the gun from Halo"
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(67)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Pedestrians are freezing to death in snowbanks in Canada because people are mistaking them for dead seals left there for later
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(28)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
If you didn't get your fill of bizarre animals with last week's mutant pig and the recent goblin shark, another bizarre Australian animal has now surfaced
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(8)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Smoking hot Russian teen likes to take topless pics of herself, lift weights; she also holds three World powerlifting records: "People know me as 'Muscle Barbie' - I like this comparison. I can dead lift 180kg" (Safe for work)
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(176)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After much thought about the Devonian Era, scientists find that limpet teeth are the strongest known biological substance
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(16)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Celebrities throw eggs at Justin Bieber in a preview of the "musician's" upcoming roast
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(48)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts fire Trent Richardson for audaciously presuming they would be okay with him rushing his girlfriend to the hospital after she went into premature labor
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(67)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Scientists baffled by mysterious plumes shooting 250km into Martian atmosphere, have eliminated 'bad oyster'
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(113)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian judges banned from using on-line dating sites. Now you'll never know what they REALLY wear under their Ede & Ravenscrofts
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(21)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Apparently somebody thinks there are too many blacks on the Italian National soccer team
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(30)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Amber Rose [pot] calls Kim Kardashian [kettle] a whore
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(72)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
LG's head of home appliances has been arrested on charges that he and two other executives sabotaged a Samsung washing machine at IFA 2014 (w/ vid)
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(31)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Turns out Brian Williams claim to have been embedded with Seal Team 6, may have been just him in a bath tub with some rubber duckies and a GI Joe action figure
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(92)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
With Wembley in sight the FA Cup is getting real. Will the Premier League strike back or is it the return of the giant killers? Pick of the matches is Palace vs 'pool late on Sat, Bradford vs Sunderland on Sunday and Preston vs Man Utd on Monday
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(171)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Australian foreign minister answers series of interview questions via text message using only emoji
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(5)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Bwian wepwieved
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australians buy sailboat on eBay, get about 1% of the way home from Rhode Island before winter storm shreds their sails
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(87)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish places and events translated by Chinese people - Glorious Armoured Giant Horses and Mountain Lakes Get You Drunk On Dreams lose out to Strong Man Skirt Parties
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(31)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mother who was brutally beaten and had her throat cut by her ex-fiance has to write him regular letters ... or she will go to jail
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(199)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian researchers use 3D printer to make world's first functional 3D-printed prosthetic legs for Ugandans
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(9)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jewish Holocaust historian wants the internet to leave Hitler alone
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(85)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's an image that you'll struggle to get out of your head: Irish politician reveals that he trampolines naked. With his dog
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(18)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bomb like an Egyptian
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(125)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian politician fulfills campaign promise, sets self on fire after being elected
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(21)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner demands his family stop talking to any idiot with a microphone about his sex change. Yeah, getting a Kardashian to stop gossiping is harder than forging peace with ISIS, Russia, and Cuba
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(49)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The richest candyman on the planet passed away on Valentine's Day. Let's all go drown our sorrow in a giant vat of Nutella
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(39)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC Nightly News ratings fall after Brian Williams' suspension. Looks like people want to be lied to after all
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(70)
 


Sat February 14, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Two thousand Bolivian protestors take to the streets after The Simpsons time slot is changed. AY, CARAMBA
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(23)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed sends reporter to eastern Ukraine to see what the awful Russians are up to, and discovers the people want nothing to do with Ukraine. Awkward
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(222)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian company offering tourists four-day, no insurance on earth will cover you guided-tank tours of Ukraine for just $3,000 (pics)
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(36)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP has a secret weapon to stop Obama from vetoing the Keystone XL pipeline bill: Not passing the bill. BRILLIANT
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(175)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Owners of the rooftop properties overlooking Wrigley Field are suing to prevent the erection of giant signs, as they will severely impact the ability to sell overpriced tickets to Cubs fans who crave cheap beer, bad food, and losing teams
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(42)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fascinating making-of video shows how special effects company turns giant green spotted dildo on a stick into a dragon's head snuggling with Emilia Clarke for Game of Thrones
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Look, Rand Paul may not technically have a "biology degree," but he's a Libertarian. You have to understand that. It's different, it's the free market, it's freedom. And on top of that, he said it twice in one day. So, there you go. RAND PAUL
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(117)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The flight cabin is not the best place to whip out your Rocky Balboa impression, drunk Russian guy
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(26)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ukrainian nationalists and separatists celebrate ceasefire by shelling each other
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(107)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Welease Bwian
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(74)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a giant battery in your garage, but can't afford an electric car? Soon Tesla will have you covered
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(60)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
NBC now probing Brian Williams' claim that he was present for the birth of Jesus or something
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(63)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
"The now-infamous "Super biatch" incident, the latest in Comcast's growing legacy of poor customer service, could end up costing the cable giant a massive $45 billion merger deal, analysts say." Good
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(46)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama police cripple Indian grandfather for the crime of "being a skinny black guy wearing a toboggan"
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(154)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Indian food joint "disappointed" by customer response to its unannounced curried cockroach surprise. In related news, everything you have ever secretly feared about Indian food seems to be true (w/ NSF lunch pic)
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(79)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If we can have a Brian Williams lying suspension, can we not have an Al Sharpton suspension with the media also?
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(270)
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
TV cops act to stop Gamergate threats. Brianna Wu wants real cops to do the same
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(1424)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
How can a Russian guy like Putin announce a cease fire in a Ukrainian fight that he's not even in?
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(130)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian MySpace party douche Corey Worthington is back at again, now with bonus neck tattoo
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(26)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye West says he's the next John Lennon. Let's see, he's married to an insufferable harpy with no real talent and he's an overrated musician who owes his success to people with more talent. Sounds about right
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(168)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen on Brian Williams: winning
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(27)
 


Wed February 11, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judas camels help thin the herd by leading shooters to feral groups in the Australian outback, say they look forward to managing Omaha Cinnabons when this is all over
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(52)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australian police foil 'imminent' attack, which was possibly a beheading or, considering Australia, throwing a dingo at someone
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's bravest veterinarians pull three teeth from Boris the polar bear
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(34)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
JCVD's daughter Bianca Bree Van Damme is here and she wants to become an action star, conquer the internet, and steal our hearts. Just don't get her mad or she'll do the splits and punch you in the groin
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(86)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You know those stories about Jon Stewart quitting the Today Show to replace Brian Williams at NBC? Yeah, about that
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(75)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC has $5 million just sitting there because that's the salary Brian Williams would have earned in six months. Overlooking how obscene that figure is, the network is conflicted as to what to do with the salary surplus
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Was that wrong? Should I not have had phone sex with my lesbian student?
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(30)
 
(Cambodia Daily)
 
 
 
Cambodian Government seeks to remind children that the upcoming VD holiday is not about putting D in V
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why steal the towels and linens from your hotel room when there's a perfectly good grand piano, suit of armor or marble fireplace ripe for the taking?
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS claims Jordanian pilot Moaz al-Kasasbeh was sedated when he was burned alive. Well then, that changes everything
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(169)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Brian Williams suspended six months without pay after it was revealed he will not be replacing Jon Stewart on The Daily Show as previously claimed
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(247)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Turns out there is some Australian wildlife that won't kill you, but it's going extinct
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Saudi historian claims U.S. women drive cars because they don't care if they're raped. Which leaves us to imagine why Saudi men drive
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(201)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
AC/DC have to use teleprompter onstage at Grammys. Well, I know I'm not voting for Brian Johnson ever again
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(52)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart on the Brian Williams non-story: "Finally someone is being held to account for misleading America about the Iraq War"
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(144)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"An electrician who turned to hypnotherapy to get over his paralysing fear of rats had his phobia dramatically tested when he came across a 10-inch rodent in a fuse box" (pics, but you've been warned)
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(41)
 
(Junkee)
 
 
 
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you interview a politician. "You said at your press conference a few hours ago that 'good government starts today.' If that's so, what on earth have you been delivering since you were elected?"
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(28)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Giving whole new meaning to the term "Chopper." the US Army once tried to arm its transport helicopters with giant 1200-barrel super-shotguns to clear landing zones of Viet Cong insurgents
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(110)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Brian Williams responsible for WTFark
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(26)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lesbian couple get into sticky sperm fight
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Brian Williams probably wasn't terrorized by gangs while staying at the Ritz-Carlton
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(108)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Croatian court bans dog from barking at night
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Finnish man attempts to sell dead Siberian flying squirrel by advertising it on a supermarket bulletin board, blames his cat for everything
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(33)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Woman charged with crockpot murder following long-simmering beef, CHiPs respond to scene of salsa spill on highway, and Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 2/1 - 2/7
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(9)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out Charles Manson's fiancee only wanted him for his body
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(66)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but Brian Williams may not really have stared down the barrel of a .38 while selling Christmas trees
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(116)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
With a video that will certainly not spark endless nerd-rage the Smithsonian answers with finality the question of who would win in a fight to the death between an Apache AH-64 and a dragon
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(133)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
In the wake of centre-left victories in two state elections, Australian right-wing journalist openly calls for suspension of democracy and installation of a right-wing dictatorship, is immediately named Rupert Murdoch's chosen heir
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(78)
 
(Sci-Tech Today)
 
 
 
Glu Mobile says Kim Kardashian's bottom line has pumped up theirs
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(15)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner in a Karkrashian
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(175)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams is taking a hiatus from NBC Nightly News to spend some time with Manti Te'o's girlfriend
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(265)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twenty eight inmates escaped a Brazilian prison after three women in sexy police costumes seduced and drugged the guards
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(47)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Snake gets further with Jennifer Lawrence than any of you simians ever will (possibly not safe for work)
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(166)
 
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
A new contender for stupidest comment by a politician this week appears. Finance Minister "I haven't met anyone who is against a tax hike"
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(32)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
That Charming young Italian cop who so graciously offered to let young female travelers crash at his place on Couschsurfing.com ? Yeah you'll be shocked, SHOCKED to find out he may have drugged and raped "hundreds" of them
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(82)
 
(Break)
 
 
 
You know, as an Italian, I dont like Japanese showing me who's boss. I'll show them who's boss of me
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(30)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Brian William's helicopter in Iraq wasn't hit by an RPG but some sort of powerful hallucinogenic weapon as the chopper's pilot who backed some parts of Williams story and debunked others is "questioning my memories"
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(53)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Lawyer jailed after calling in threat that Nazi spies were planning to attack the London Olympic opening ceremony with a stolen Russian nuclear bomb. Nazis? Dude, too soon
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(29)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Middle-aged, upper-middle-class white male politician complains of "reverse glass ceiling"
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(57)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Now a hurricane is brewing over Brian Williams coverage of Katrina
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(39)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal likes to talk the talk about "tax cuts" and "job creators", and suggests we need to do for America what he's done for Louisiana. Problem: Louisiana is hemorrhaging money. He took a $900M surplus and created a $1B deficit
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(82)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dan Rather supports Brian Williams, says he's glad to see someone finally take the heat off of him
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(20)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not content with burning pilots and crucifying children, ISIS decides to do an outreach program to Christians and share some Exodus 21:7 with them
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(293)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Australian race promoters will use snipers to keep kangaroos off track. There's no way this plan could misfire
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British politician apparently drops the C-word in national debate by telling opponent, "See You Next Tuesday"
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(35)
 
(Maine News)
 
 
 
News Story or Porn Title: Brazilian Scientist vs The Golden Mussel
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(8)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Brian Williams's apology is apparently about as factual as his original story
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(172)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to interior design, 'the goat is relatively easy to work with as it projects a versatile, non-offensive hipster agrarian aesthetic that works in most any room of the house.'
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(31)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
I was mocking Libertarianism before RAND PAUL brought it mainstream. I'm mocking much more ridiculous political ideologies now; you probably haven't heard of them
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(230)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Your friends might be cool. But they'll never be Rambo-bachelor party, car on fire, hire professional pyrotechnician, make a documentary, cool
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(17)
 
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
After reporters actually read the bill, Gov Walker's offices drops effort to turn U-WI into a giant Vo-tech by replacing the "search for truth" and "improve the human condition" in the U's mission statement with "meet the state's workforce needs"
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(100)
 
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Gay Agenda. 10:00 - brunch. 12:00 - get gay married. 2:00 - enslave Christians
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(133)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
ISIS beheads four Syrians who criticized them on Facebook for burning Jordanian pilot to death, and kills a couple of Muslim clerics because they were in the neighborhood anyway
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(117)
 
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian woman wins race up the Empire State Building, surpassing previous record held by K. Kong
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(5)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, I'm building Roko's Basilisk and I'm going to teach it Christianity. Who's with me?
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(37)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
First look at Ian McKellen's Old Sherlock Holmes
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(31)
 
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
How pissed off are the Jordanians? King Abdullah is going to personally fly combat sorties against ISIS
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(190)
 


Wed February 04, 2015
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
NBC anchor Brian Williams admits to lying about being shot down over Iraq, was actually ducking sniper fire with Hillary Clinton in Bosnia
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(161)
 
(NESN)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colt punches pizza delivery driver. I guess the stuffed crust was a little deflated
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(26)
 
(Addicting Info)
 
 
 
There's something odd about the portrait of Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal that's hanging in his office. Can't quite put my finger on it
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(141)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We can now add "What does that mean?" to the ever-growing list of "Questions that can be used to stump politicians"
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(62)
 
(Gay Star News)
 
 
 
More than 80 per cent of calls to India's first lesbian helpline are from men, and most of them are calling to get contact numbers for lesbians
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(76)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Toronto's transit system is like a giant penis
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(42)
 
(The Daily Banter)
 
 
 
As Dianetics does not contain a chapter on how film critics work, Church of Scientology demands equal time to respond to positive movie reviews of new HBO documentary
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(135)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fake "femmes fatales" aid hack of Syrian opposition's battle plans, give new meaning to booby-trapped images
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(23)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
That Jordanian pilot was burned alive by ISIS at least a month ago and probably longer
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(113)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Hey that Cheese King guy needs more votes for the billboard contest. We can't let Diane and her terrible typing take this contest
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(60)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Russian biologists develop 'anti-crisis cow' that can go for months without food. Something about this smells like, well, you know
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(28)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Jordanian pilot captured by ISIS is toast
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(556)
 
(The District Sentinel)
 
 
 
Freshman GOP senator doesn't think restaurant employees should have to wash their hands after taking a dump. Congratulations, you've now heard the dumbest thing a politician will ever say (hopefully)
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(451)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will The Lonely Tree of Llanfyllin defy the odds? Can the Bulgarian Plane reign triumphant? Or will the Major Oak of Sherwood Forest take the crown? Your European Tree Of The Year Thread is right here
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(30)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Supplements at major retailers like Walmart, GNC, and Target contain little or no gingko biloba, St. John's wort, or valerian root. Instead testers found: Powdered rice, beans, peas and wild carrots, asparagus and spruce
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(133)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
NBC anchor Brian Williams really is improving his flow as a rapper, dropping his latest cover of Snoop Dogg's "Who Am I?"
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(11)
 


Mon February 02, 2015
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
So it seems Michelangelo had more of a thing for 'luxuriant pubic hair' and inverted belly buttons
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(31)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer's family believes he is dying because he's a Christian Scientist and that is preventing him from getting any sort of medical treatment for what they insist is a tumor
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(147)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Religious ritual hostage commits last great act of defiance, hash tags, and Serena Williams licks Maria Sharapova down under: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/25 - 1/31
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(2)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's ad gets all meta on us as one of the worst spots of this year's Super Bowl commercials
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(166)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ann Mara, matriarch of the NY Giants family, has passed at 85. Kate--if you need a shoulder to cry on, call me
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(12)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(Archaeology News Network)
 
 
 
Taxidermy expert painstakingly recreates face of 2,500-year-old ice maiden found preserved in the Siberian plateau, plans to model sharp knees next (pics)
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(40)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
When artillery fire hits the building where forces have been monitoring the ceasefire between Ukraine and Russian forces/rebels, perhaps it is time to admit that there is no ceasefire
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(44)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Where the hell is Slim Pickens when you need him for a mission to counter the Russians flying a nuke up the Channel?
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mugging victim has £165k (and counting) pledged after beautician starts a Go Fund Me campaign for him. A random act of kindness and senseless beauty
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(11)
 
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Gamergater totals his mom's Prius while heading to Briana Wu's house to "expose her as a fake gamer via street racing." The fact he also had a gun on him is just a coincidence
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(555)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"You're not vaccinating your children? Well, it's been nice being your doctor." California pediatrician lays down the law over measles outbreak
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(248)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
It's that one week a year when Canadians stop doing chainsaw carpentry long enough to chainsaw ice sculptures (pics)
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(10)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Landmines kill 15,000 per year. Thanks a lot, Princess Diana
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(47)
 


Sat January 31, 2015
(Croydon Advertiser)
 
 
 
Pedestrians wanting to go downtown in one British city have to pass a breathalyser first
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(29)
 
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Police investigating the 9th death of an Appalachian State student this year. Officials advise everyone to remain calm, but call 9-1-1 immediately if any University of Michigan alumni are sighted in the area
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(36)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ten reasons Christian heaven is actually hell, not that you're gonna get there to find out
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(39)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Massive fire razes Russian library and archives in Moscow, burning tens of millions of irreplaceable documents. On the positive side, this will save Putin a LOT of time later
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(24)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Papers stuffed into the walls at Bletchley Park to block drafts turn out to be only surviving examples of top secret papers known as Banbury sheets that show how mathematicians broke the Enigma Code
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(16)
 
(Some 5holer)
 
 
 
Either Americans are starting to love hockey as much as Canadians, or there's porn playing in the background of this NHL game between Nashville and St. Louis (audio is mildly not safe for work)
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(19)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're going to make your fiancée sign a prenup before you get married, it has to be in a language that she can read
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Debt load of young people aged 18 to 34 doubled last year as they apparently keep spending huge amounts of money they don't have on beard wax, Star Wars dolls, Bulgarian tacos and marijuana needles, and that's just the women
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(73)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
So like no kidding, underwater pole dancing. And with pure non-Newtonian genius, the pole isn't firmly fixed to anything
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(18)
 
(The State)
 
 
 
Parking meters in Bloomington, Indiana don't work because they're clogged with crow shiat. Brandon Lee unavailable for comment
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After thirty years, Eddie Murphy is returning to the show that made him a household name and will finally acknowledge the fact he owes his success to Jean Doumanian and her mostly forgotten time on Saturday Night Live
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian police baffled by "skeleton sacks." To be fair, most people don't understand fashion models
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(27)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(ITV)
 
 
 
Canadian man misses winning $27 million on Canadian lottery by seven seconds. Lottery: "Sorry aboot that"
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(32)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Who knew the Canadian national sport was so violent, eh
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(29)
 
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Rep. Molly White tells staff to have all Muslim visitors pledge allegiance to America
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(182)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In their latest defiant stand on behalf of free speech, French police detain and interrogate an 8-year-old boy who is alleged to have said nice things about the Charlie Hebdo attackers
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(79)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Oil prices have fallen so low that Russians can't afford to drink any more
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(28)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Indiana Gov. Pence has no idea what you're talking about, who you are, what state he's in, what "Pravda" is, where his car keys are or anything else you may want to ask
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(42)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark pro-tip: Don't propose to your fiance on the edge of a cliff. Pro-tip Bonus: Don't jump for joy on the edge of a cliff
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(43)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Researchers successfully grow new hair follicles using stem cells, prompting politicians to demand more funding for stem cell research
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(7)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NY politicians: since we've had such a great month ethics-wise, let's put the Hasidim in charge of this project here. Preet Bharara: If you were expecting me to run out of handcuffs, you are sadly mistaken
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(35)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
While some places are still shoveling themselves out from a big snowstorm, this Russian town may have to wait 'til spring
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(53)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hostage that was kidnapped, had lower limbs cut off, and held prisoner as part of religious ritual, commits suicide to exact revenge in last desperate act of defiance
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(148)
 
(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
"Russian space and pressure suit designers have come up with a one-of-a-kind ejector seat for light aircraft"
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(21)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Gunman opens fire at council meeting in New Hope, shot and killed by troopers for being part of a rebel alliance and a traitor
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(54)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Young Brazilian soccer player plays like an adult Spanish soccer player
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(26)
 
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Disney wants Chris Pratt to play 'Indiana Jones'
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(126)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana governor planning state-run news agency to publish stories before release to the media. Possible agency names include "Truth" which is English for "Pravda"
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(152)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sex theme park offering giant penis rides to open in Taiwan (pics)
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(101)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas Tech students protest as giant snow penis is demolished, say they can't just let it go
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Egyptian court has moment of clarity, convicts "doctor" in death of girl after performing genital mutilation "procedure"
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(70)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christians getting tired of the pro-gay / anti-Christian bias of known liberal newsrag Fox News
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(98)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
The Canadian Forces are kicking ass in Iraq. Why didn't we bring these guys in sooner?
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(51)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Obama gives a thumbs up to Indian motorcycle stunts. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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(13)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
News of Hitler finally makes it to Downton Abbey, eliciting classic line from Lord Grantham, "Somebody ought to bust a cap in that little Austrian's arse"
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(68)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Pediatricians "against" allowing their patients to smoke medicinal marijuana. Mostly
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(37)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Dumb: taking your cool gopro RC racer onto an ice-covered pond and doing risky things until its front end falls through the ice. Beyond brilliant: so you can send in your totally uber dual gopro camera with robotic arm RC car recovery vehicle
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(15)
 
(Open Culture)
 
 
 
Lone Russian animator created 29,000 paintings to bring Hemingway's "The Old Man And the Sea" to life. What have YOU done today?
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(44)
 
(Upworthy)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean Africa ISN'T just one giant village full of AIDS, huts and starving children we can save for just five cents a day? Mind...blown
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(148)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Legendary Canadian figure skater and six-time national champion Toller Cranston dead at 65 from an apparent heart attack. No word if he stuck the landing or not
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(10)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Italian directors protest new proposed law that would ban smoking being seen on film. What is this, the United States?
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(29)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
And they're off. Two dozen Republican politicians descend on Iowa, hoping to best each other to the coveted position of coming in second on November 8, 2016
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(120)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Remember back in college when you had the luxury of time to turn your dorm room into a giant ball pit for no good reason? Good times, man
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(33)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Mathematicians make first major advance in 76 years in understanding how far apart prime numbers can be. Not to get all technical on you, but the answer is "pretty far"
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(33)
 
(Softpedia)
 
 
 
NASA is developing a Martian helicopter
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Weak Canadian dollar means country IS RUNNING OUT OF CLAMS
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Locals of a beautiful Argentinian town that is trying to get tourism decided to assault and beat 10 Israeli tourists while yelling "F-ing Jew" at them. Yup that should help boost tourism
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(117)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
In most Canadian crime of the month, $28,000 worth of hockey sticks stolen from store
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(79)
 
(Talking Baws)
 
 
 
Manny Pacquiao with a brilliant attempt at a Scottish accent
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(4)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
State senator's cunning plan to eliminate gay marriage - force couples to get married by religious officiants
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(101)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Leader of group campaigning to allow sale of alcohol on Sundays in Indiana decides to prove that people can already get drunk the other six days of the week
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(33)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian woman forced to seek medical help in US after being told Lyme disease doesn't exist in Ontario
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(55)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Atlanta Hawks are flying high, winning their 14th straight game after defeating the Indiana Pacers
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(22)
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don't be fooled: these are French Comedians mocking Fox News. It is not an actual Fox News broadcast
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(14)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
TSG ID's one of those Texas thieves who took selfies with a stolen iPad that sent images to owner's iCloud account. Bonus: He has the word "Brilliant" tattooed across his chest
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(36)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ukraine steps up its offensive against the Russians by....recruiting pensioners
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazilian off duty cop shoots surfer. Brodie inconsolable
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(52)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Best (oontz-oontz) anti-government aggrotech (oontz-oontz) music video featuring (oontz-oontz) amateur Russian dystopian (oontz-oontz) goth dancers you'll see all week
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(35)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, did you see an angry, defiant Obama rampaging through the House chamber, waving his veto pen and hurling new taxes at job creators tonight? No? Well, Fox News did. Maybe you weren't watching closely enough
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(162)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tatiana Maslany may play a lead female role in the new Star Wars film. Probably all of them
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(79)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
One of the biggest problems for Canadians is making ends meet when you're earning just $25,000 a month
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(147)
 
(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
"There was a time when I would have thought Canadian television was hilarious and daring. That time was about Grade 10"
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(84)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The Canadian government doesn't want people to know its most top-secret electronic spying complex is secured by a padlock on a back door with no alarm. Oops
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(27)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Today's 'Not The Onion' headline comes to us from Oregon: Christian Mom Gives Up Leggings For God
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(129)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Facebook says it is worth $5 billion a year to Canadian economy
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(12)
 


Mon January 19, 2015
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Argentinian special prosecutor falls down an elevator shaft onto bullets
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(42)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC apartment owners now rent their toilets to pedestrians flush with cash and desperate to flush
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(42)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Palestinians continue their epic quest to make friends around the world this time by throwing rocks and eggs at Canada's foreign minister
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(75)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Politicians love empowering parents, giving them choices in how their kids will be schooled, so long as standardized tests dictate school curriculum, funding, teacher evaluation and pay, class schedules, student promotion, etc
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(28)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the lesser ponies overcome Bill Belichick's VCR, or will Tom Brady add another beard to his collection when the New England Patriots face the Indianapolis Colts for the AFC Championship? The fun starts at 6:40 PM ET on CBS
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(1803)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brazilian airlines moves to start charging for babies on flights. Since undoubtedly it's a safety issue and definitely not another money grabbing tactic
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(25)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen won't be in X-Men: Apocalypse, so there's really no reason to bother seeing the film now
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(56)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Pizza Hut Hong Kong unveils "Double Sensation II," which is not a porn film, but a stuffed-crust pizza with yet another stuffed-crust embedded as ring. Comes in Beef Legend and Seafood Sensation variants. Again, not a porn film
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(20)
 
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: As a warm up for tomorrow's UFC McGregorpocalypse, it's World Series of Fighting 17, with Jake Shields vs Brian Foster. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on NBC Sports Network
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(70)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
What if the film MACHETE starred a beautiful woman instead of Danny Trejo? Well the Argentinians were crazy enough to do it and BRING ME THE HEAD OF MACHINE GUN WOMAN is so violent I'm still washing the blood off my laptop
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(24)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack has surpassed one million units sold, putting it on-par with Frozen
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(83)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
More Australian NOPE bought to you by Queensland's Gold Coast
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(39)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Bitcoin isn't a currency. It's a Ponzi scheme for redistributing wealth from one libertarian to another"
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(192)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Photoshop this avian ballet
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(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian politician tells citizens to clear snowy roads by hand, chides whiners who want help to "maintain the yard, raise their children, protect them from foreign aggressors"...hey wait a tic
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diane Feinstein is "disappointed" that the CIA cleared itself of wrongdoing in snooping through Senators' computers (w/ helpful pic redefining the term disappointed)
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(25)
 
(Channels TV)
 
 
 
Satellite images of widespread destruction suggest Nigerian government's claim of "below 300" killed in Boko Haram attack on Baga is a little off
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(74)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
You had me at "hot lesbian nun sex gang"
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(80)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One day after meeting his favorite musician, Eminem, a teenage boy suffering from cancer has died. At least he went out holding on to a happy memory
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(38)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Reality: Banks can't play Russian roulette with your money. Jamie Dimon: Banks are "under assault"
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(103)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
David Fincher, Ben Affleck, and Gillian Flynn are teaming up once again. This time, to remake Strangers on a Train
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(44)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Congress is supposed to represent America, so how come they're overwhelmingly more Christian than the rest of America?
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(204)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Indiana state Senate panel passes bill for harsher beheading penalties, which should really cut down on the numbers in the state
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Four relatively unknown musicians re-record Metallica's "St. Anger" and it comes out vastly better than the original. Obvious tag bangs its head furiously in the front row
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(30)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans are wetting their Dockers as Billy Dee Williams returns as Lando Calrissian in Disney's animated series Star Wars Rebels in an episode entitled "Idiot's Array," airing next week
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(73)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
If you woke up thinking, "Man. I could sure go for some intense, dystopian, virus-cyber-zombie themed, German, industrial EDM," well then. Prepare to be happy
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(40)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Former Putin hand-job servant, Andrey Illarionov: Attack on Poland, Baltic States coming. "It is inevitable that the Russian intervention will take place... Putin realizes that this politician is the most ineffective US president in entire history"
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(121)
 


Mon January 12, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlie Hebdo's first cover after the terrorist attack is brilliant
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(274)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
What do Norwegian speakers on helium sound like? Minions from 'Despicable Me' seems to be the consensus
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(23)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Daredevil base jumper frontflips nine times off a giant telecommunications tower. Man, the things people do for good phone signal
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(15)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Slide show lets you see Bruce Jenner's transformation from a high school jock, to an Olympic athlete, to a motivational speaker, to an elderly lesbian, and finally, to Ozzy Osbourne
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(101)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to clinch the NLDS this year, after-market stick shifts outlawed in Russia, and Calvin Klein enlarges a giant dick: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/4 - 1/10
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(5)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Brace yourselves. The Australians have gotten their hands on zombie movies and you can just hear the spirit of Crocodile Dundee saying "That's not a zombie film. THIS is a zombie film"
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hey baby, want a ride in my Victorian era wrought-iron carriage?
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(36)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
There goes the neighborhood; Ray J just bought a home a few doors down from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
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(34)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy releases new Rastafarian single 'Oh Jah Jah.' This is in the Book of Revelation, I'm almost certain of it
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(26)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yurrup... [peers over bifocals]... you've lost *another* Russian sub? Sigh
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian investigative group presents compelling evidence MH17 was accidentally shot down by pre-serum Steve Rogers
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(39)
 
(Kyiv Post)
 
 
 
German investigative group presents compelling evidence that MH17 was shot down by Russian Buk surface-to-air launcher that had illegally encroached on Ukrainian soil
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the Jewish Supermarket shooting in Paris, one employee risked his life and saved 15 people...a Muslim employee. And his response to the media "We are brothers. It's not a question of Jews, of Christians or of Muslims"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Pick up your phone, order yourself a pizza in Taylor Negron's memory. Cancer claims the life of actor and stand-up comedian at age 57
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Sat January 10, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Romero closer to sainthood. Sainthood is the character or status of a saint, which is any of certain persons of exceptional holiness of life, formally recognized as such by the Christian Church, especially by canonization
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
NBC drops the word "God" from the pledge of allegiance for promos for its show 'Allegiance'. Of course, some people are angry that NBC has returned the pledge to its original, pre-red scare hysteria state
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Fri January 09, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New Discovery TV head declares "no more anacondas or fake sharks." Sir Mix-A-Lot and Ian Ziering reportedly disappointed
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Starz is giving us the team-up we never knew we wanted: Ian McKellan and Anthony Hopkins
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
New rules ban beer kegs at University of Virginia fraternity parties. Which is about as likely as asking the Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest to go vegetarian
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(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Indian employee fired after skipping work for 24 years. Submitter looking to apply for open position
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Indian government announces it will start cleaning its offices with cow piss, because the country has a LOT of cow piss. And a lot of government buildings
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Who said it: Jennifer Lawrence or Joey Tribbiani?
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says that Philadelphia fans are the "worst in America." Although to be fair, no one will know how good or bad the Cleveland Indians fans are until some actually show up
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Australians urged to donate tiny little mittens to Koalas with burned paws, even though they're not bears
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Thu January 08, 2015
(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
Anti-police activist undergoes force on force training scenarios and comes away with "I didn't understand how important compliance was... people need to comply with the orders of law enforcement officers, for their own safety"
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(Wall Street OTC)
 
 
 
Baby orca born in dwindling killer whale pod, which happens to be the latest product release from Chinese tech giant, Abble
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indiana lawmakers want to make an ancient sea lily the official state fossil and not Larry Bird
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
60-year-old Australian man has his car break down in the outback and makes an incredible 28.76 mile trek across the desert in searing heat with almost no water. Unfortunately, he was exactly 30 miles from help
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