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500 headlines found matching 'ian'
Wed December 07, 2016
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
@newtgingrich: "75 years ago the Japanese displayed professional brilliance and technological power launching surprises from Hawaii to the Philippines". Just wait to see how he describes 9/11
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Development of new techniques makes it possible to date Australian Aboriginal rock art. But I'm married
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Julian Assange Wikileaks his own rape testimony. Apparently he thinks this will help him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Yankees GM Brian Cashman says the Boston Red Sox are now the Golden State Warriors of MLB after their big trade acquisitions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are afraid that Blac Chyna will 'damage their reputation'. Now please excuse me while I have fits of uncontrollable laughter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And now let's go to the head of the union at Carrier's Indiana Plant who has got to be thrilled about all those jobs Trump saved, right? "Trump lied his ass off"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This giant car condom is the easiest way to keep your vehicle clean, look like a serial killer
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Tue December 06, 2016
(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Here's Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody re-imagined as a violent crime drama
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The merry-go-round that is the secretary of state position has Romney back on top of Trump's list for the job, as Giuliani and Petraeus fade again
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Last Guardian creator feels relief and sadness as his ten-years-in-the-making baby finally crawls out of its digital womb
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this typical Russian summer gathering
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What the roo was actually doing with the dog before getting punched in the face by the Australian man
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A whopping 81 million people viewed the Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 trailer in 24 hours
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photoshop this giant flying monkey attacking an ancient temple
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Protip for "groomers": The problem with going full Brazilian is you have a higher risk of getting a sexually transmitted infection than "non-groomers." Never go full Brazilian
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(LiveLeak)
 
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Aussie Christmas light display celebrates everything Australian that can kill you and more
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The most Canadian reasons for a political party to deny a candidate include charity, poutine, a hockey stick, the use of the word "shenanigans", and possibly a hamster
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
In true Canadian tradition, after realizing that they are signatory to the Geneva Conventions, cop offers heartfelt apology for threatening to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback. Nickelback seems even worse after reading this
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Sting visits Japan to plug new album, does talk-show circuit, eats ramen, gets photobombed backstage by this year's Asian novelty-hit artist to satisfy their shared record label. Lite rock stardom isn't all it's cracked up to be
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"On Tuesday at 9.05am, Halifax, the capital of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, will hold a ceremony in a local park to mark the 100th anniversary of what at the time was the biggest man-made explosion the world had ever known"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Aramark fires concession worker at Citizen's Bank Park for alt-right activities, which is kind of funny, because when I think of loud racist white people, I think of Philadelphians
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Second Russian SU-33 jet based on lone aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov crashes, leaving between six and zero SU-33 planes on board, depending on who you ask
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Sun December 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will we see a softer side of Negan as he interacts with Carl and Judith? Will Rick continue to be compliant and complacent? Is his fire tempered? Has Daryl truly been beaten? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Far-right Austrian leader defeated. No not that one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top games this week include Chiefs-Falcons, Bills-Raiders, and Giants-Steelers. What game are you watching? Is your team still in the playoffs? How else would you spend your Sunday? The games begin at 1 PM ET on Fox, CBS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Russian nesting dolls
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2 trailer. Now with more Baby Groot
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this classic magician
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Who knew Chris Pratt was actually with world's worst best magician? Or is that best worst magician? Either way, the real surprise is will.i.am has obviously never played cards before
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character actor Alice Drummond--known to most of you as the librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters--has died at 88, another victim on 2016's world tour
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Experts agree that it's most difficult to break up with your: A) first girlfriend. B) fiance. C) hair stylist
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
Russian hackers have already outsmarted the algorithm that can differentiate between real and fake news, so reporters are now adding humans into the mix
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Fri December 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diplomat from fascist police state beats Mongolian rapper for wearing symbols from different fascist police state
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hackers steal 2 billion Rubles (or about one third of a Lebron) from Russian bank
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
There are crying Jordan memes, and then there's Isaiah Thomas holding up a giant crying Jordan head courtside after Indiana beat North Carolina
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(n+1 Magazine)
 
 
 
None more black. None more metal. Nor more wegian
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(Some Guy)
 
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Italian-American Grandparents have hilarious Facetime reactions when granddaughter walks alone through campus. "Whas the matta you?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cleveland Cavaliers playing like Cleveland Indians. New hotness: Cleveland Cavaliers playing like Cleveland Browns
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Thu December 01, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
UNESCO declares Belgian beer culture a treasure of humanity. Admiral Ackbar declares, "It's a Trappist"
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Females dominate list of world's highest earning musicians. Shake it off, boys
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you hurry, you can get your very own copy of Newsweek's commemorative "Madam President" edition on eBay. Should pair well with that Cleveland Indians World Champions 2016 T-shirt your uncle sent you from Africa
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indiana University officials have fired football coach Kevin Wilson amid allegations of mistreatment of players
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's book contains Dickensian descriptions of how she and her brothers were forced to hone their business acumen by fleecing friends and extorting servants. Bonus: The book does not contain an acknowledgments section
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a rare case of Australia not trying to kill people, a group of 17-year-olds spend $20 to synthesize the key ingredient for $110,000 worth of Daraprim just to prove Pharma Bro is a giant douche
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is actually the authoritarian bully King John from the 1973 Disney classic Robin Hood
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amid stiff competition, Bad sex award goes to Italian novelist Erri De Luca's genital 'ballet dancers'
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Wed November 30, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian man loses game of "breast implant or jellyfish"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mugabe, Maduro and a who's-who of authoritarian farkuppery among the dignitaries confirmed for Castro's funeral. Politics tab too drunk to send a delegation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's (and yesterday's) Fark-ready headline: Canadian cops to punish drunk drivers with Nickelback tunes
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Man finds out why it's a bad idea to drink alcohol before calling up a former Indian chief so he can share his thoughts on fur trapping
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wait, what if we make a religion praising "Socialist Jesus"? If they implement Christian Sharia, we'll say it "goes against our deeply held, Christian beliefs". That'll work, right?
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Here's why Boeing 747s have that giant hump in the front
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Severe decline in oil prices turns the Russian ruble to rubble
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What's the POV like from a Brazilian motorcycle cop during a high speed chase through São Paulo traffic? Pretty badass
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Giant Swedish Christmas goat set on fire for the 35th time in 50 years
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austrian collector claims to have nude pictures of Eva Braun frolicking with the kangaroos outside Adolf's summer home (not safe for work)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When Fox News' Judge Napoltiano points out flag burning has been protected since 1989 and stripping people of citizenship was outlawed in 1789 noting, "People cannot be prosecuted for expressing unpopular opinions," his co-host just says, "not yet"
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Ice T, legendary musician and refreshing summertime drink, is set to start in a movie about vampire bootleggers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an open, happy woman who identifies as a lesbian. However, one of my straight male friends thinks I am sexually attracted to him and keeps bring up date ideas we can go on. He won't listen; do I drop the friendship or ignore it?"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tasmanian whisky flies off shelves after being named world's best single malt, as state's 22 distillers can barely keep up with demand. If only we could animate exactly how Tasmanian whisky is flying off shelves
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"The destruction took off on social media, where witnesses posted videos and photos of shoppers kicking aside shoe boxes and wading through the dystopian wasteland"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Plane with 80 Brazilian people crashes
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Mon November 28, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Indy used a lighter to see in a dark catacomb? Well, remember: A) You're not Indiana Jones, B) Your mobile home isn't a catacomb, and C) Couches are flammable
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(delta.com)
 
 
 
Delta CEO Ed Bastian addresses angry Trump supporter on Thanksgiving flight: "the offending passenger will never again be allowed on a Delta plane, and we're refunding every other passenger's ticket price"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What does Elian Gonzalez have to say about Fidel Castro's death?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
The Philippines answer to James Bond was good with the ladies, did all of his own stunts, and was 2'9 tall. That's even more impressive when you consider the American answer to James Bond uses a computer all day and gets hacked by Russian children
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Swedish officials remind festival attendees that even though their giant straw Christmas goat is very, very flammable, they'd really be grateful if no one would set it on fire this year the way they almost always do anyway
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the New York Giants keep the Cleveland Browns winless, can the Chargers zap the Texans, will the Patriots destroy the Jets and what will Seattle do against Tampa Bay? It's your Sunday afternoon football thread starting at 1 PM ET on CBS & FOX
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Outspoken right wing politician who made racist, hateful, bigoted comments fears "violent attacks" from the left or those he has derided. No, not Donald Trump; Nigel Farage
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Sat November 26, 2016
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Crossing a wild Caracal and an Abyssinian cat, yields a Caracat. Want to own the world's rarest feline? Have you got $23,000?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC makes case for shooting politicians into space. Subby would rather read about them in the sun
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin personally presents future ambassador Steven Seagal with a Russian passport
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
National Zoo's ugly-ass giant panda cub Bei Bei receives life-saving surgery
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Down and out in Victorian London: Street life of the capital captured in extraordinary photographs from 1880s (warning: occasionally some Not Safe For Work images in side ads)
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Georgian politicians get into a brawl during a live TV debate... for the third time this year
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he spent his Thanksgiving trying to save an Indiana factory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Australian music festival greases all its fences to stop people sneaking in without paying: "Besides being slippery, the substance will stain hands and clothes for up to three weeks, making it easy to spot people who jump the fence"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Scots on Trump: "I have just seen him do in America, on a grander scale, precisely what he did here. He suckered the people and he suckered the politicians until he got what he wanted, and then he went back on pretty much everything he promised"
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Meteorologists say you can expect to freeze to death in the dark this winter. Here comes the Siberian Snow Theory
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Russians helped spread fake news. Why is it every move Russia made benefited Trump? Couldn't possibly be collusion between Putin and Trump. Manchurian candidate anybody?
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Politician who criticized squirrels gets hospitalized ... by a squirrel
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
First the jewel heist and now the breakdown. Those Kardashians sure are raking in the insurance money
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
All college basketball teams with an undefeated record please step forward. Not so fast, Indiana
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Most Canadian dilemma ever? Some parents are now having to choose between paying for College or paying for Hockey
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
How to survive winter on your bike - according to a Canadian
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Totally not gay Republican Louisiana politician with a wife and kids apologizes for sexting 17-year-old boy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Billionaire investor Cliff Asness is a staunch libertarian who is very much against government intervention. Except, of course, when the government intervention involves them giving him $35 million with no strings attached
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
SCIENTIST: "Asteroid. Evacuate city." POLITICIAN: "I'd rather not. Stop politicizing science." [asteroid vanishes]
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In meeting with British politicians, Trump lobbied against wind farms spoiling the view at his golf course. But of course he did
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(The Convers8tion (Australia))
 
 
 
A look at how the alt-right hate groups sold white nationalism and supremacy to mainstream conservatives and libertarians
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney currently beating out Giuliani for Secretary of State...which really doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment, to be honest
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Once a fame-addict like Kanye started mainlining with the Kardashians it was only a matter of time before he overdosed"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts' slim playoff hopes just took a big hit to the head
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Tue November 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
TransAsian Airways going down. This article is not about that thing you tried in Thailand once
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(Some Republican)
 
 
 
Even Philadelphia Republican politicians don't know what to tell their constituents
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Have you ever wondered what an embryonic bat's skeleton would look like if their cartilage were dyed with alcian blue stain? WELL WONDER NO MORE
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, a sudden cold snap results in a Killer Frost. Meanwhile, Julian suffers an accident at work even though he wasn't even supposed to be there today. (CW 8ET)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brian Kelly's record as Notre Dame's head football coach drops to 38-30
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian dashcam footage proves the existence of the Yeti, or something else, possibly
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian hauls ass to be with Kanye after his publicity stunt... er... breakdown
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"The Canadian Coast Guard returned nearly $15 million in unspent money on fuel to federal coffers last year because vessels that were supposed to use the fuel broke down, saving the government money"
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Tim Allen on Donald Trump: "He's like a new comedian with terrible timing"
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Silicon Valley libertarian billionaire Peter Thiel asks his peers for help getting the tech side of Trumpministration going, stumbles upon massive field of crickets
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
German Daimler executive in China steals another driver's parking space and then goes on a racist tirade right out of the Hungarian phrasebook
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Why did that Russian Navy MiG-29 crash? It ran out of gas while circling the carrier
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In February 1905 Bavarian officials refused birthright citizenship to a homesick expat and ordered Friedrich Trump to leave the kingdom within eight weeks
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Guardian, accused of a crime he didn't commit, escapes into the National City underground. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, maybe you can find Action Man (CW 8ET)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"It smelled like death" - An oral history of Double Dare. Maybe it wouldn't smell so bad if they hadn't stuck it in the giant mouth
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Yo Adrian, 40 years ago today, a boxing movie about an underdog fighter made the 72 steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art world famous
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I'm dreaming of a Trump Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. With hate letters from Christians, praying and wishing, Oregon senators jump into rivers down below
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Want to retire to a Caribbean paradise? Just ask the Canadian Porn King
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Totally confused by 'Arrival?' Here are some answers. (Warning: contains some spoilers)
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR awards Jimmie Johnson a seventh participation trophy, which Brian France would have you believe is somehow equal to the seven legitimate championships won by Richard Petty and Dale Earnhardt
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana city renames Columbus Day and Good Friday to be more culturally sensitive (link fixed)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian parliamentary debate derailed by fart
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
BUSTED: Trump already violating 'blind trust' agreement by meeting with Indian business partners
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This just in: Not only did Russian scientists find Noah's floodwater at the bottom of the deepest hole in the world, but an oil field in Fairbanks, Alaska, allowed Satan to climb out of hell and onto the face of the earth after they drilled too deep
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Today's rocket surgery is brought to you by The United Launch Alliance Atlas V and its GOES-R payload. Launch broadcast begins at 4:45 PM ET. Launch scheduled for 5:42 PM ET
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
New study from Australia says that moderate drinking may have benefits for the heart, after researchers finally locate more than five Australians who drink only moderately
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
NZ academics call for vegetarian-only days at army camps, schools and hospitals to free Kiwis from bacon "risks"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photoshop this cautious technician
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Fri November 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian woman who killed groom's aunt and injured guests while dancing and firing guns at wedding was previously in trouble for suggesting Muslims be sterilized. No word on her position in Trump's cabinet
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Wherever Trump goes, nuclear 'football' to follow. Hopefully he doesn't fumble it away to the Russians
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
High school students from a Russian-speaking community within Estonia perfectly illustrate the current Baltic info wars
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Woman hangs a 1-year-old at a daycare, drives over a pedestrian and bicyclist, crashes her van and threatens to jump from an overpass. Currently taking bets on what the drug test shows
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Vivian Kubrick calls Dr. Phil out for being an exploitative ghoul
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tour guide captures the "video of a lifetime" when a wild polar bear pets a chained-up sled dog in the Canadian wilds
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Israeli agricultural minister gifts Russia with drone, manages to piss off the engineers operating the drone, the Spanish company that built the drone, the US government since the drone may have had US tech, and the Russians for not handing it over
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Weed broke the Canadian stock market
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fake news outperforms real news. News Directors everywhere stroking their beards in a super-villiany fashion
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Awesome F-35 photographs from the Jedi Transition. Wait, the Rebel Alliance has traded in their X-Wings for F-35's? Well, they're farked
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians vote for common loon. America nods its head in knowing agreement
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats call for investigation into allegations of Russian tampering with U.S. elections. Or at least I assume it's Democrats. Lindsey Graham is a Democrat, right?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Even if your hospital is part of your insurance network, the physicians working inside the ER may not be, leading to thousands of dollars of extra bills and a possibly a return visit for your heart attack after the bill
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times has a very ... very little (((small))) problem with Rudy Giuliani becoming Secretary of State under Führer Trump
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Feds ok butt secs. Suggest using maple syrup as lube
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Chief strategist, in a bid to unite the country, says there are too many Asian CEOs in Silicon Valley. I guess the scapegoating doesn't stop at the Jews
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The nightmare scenario: only Orrin Hatch may stand between the world and President Giuliani
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
45-year-old Corey Feldman engaged to smoking hot 27-year-old. Who is she? Oh, she's Canadian. You wouldn't know her. He didn't want her to get deported, so he did the honorable thing. She's totally real, though
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Now if THIS isn't the ultimate Canadian experience short of a beaver walking into a bar holding a jar of maple syrup, I don't know what is"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats have one final shot to flip a Senate seat, and that shot is a cattle farmer in Louisiana
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Brian France has figured out what NASCAR needs in an era of declining ratings and attendance. Restrictor Plates at Indy
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Tue November 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's difference between Canada and the US: when digging their own graves, Canadians use a backhoe, not an election
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(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
Disney retitles "Moana" for Italy after allegedly discovering famous dead Italian porn star had dibs on name
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Mose Allison, iconic blues and jazz pianist, dead at 89. 2016's sustained assault on the entertainment world continues
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani took money from Qatar, Venezuela, Iranian exiles. But none of it went through the Clinton foundation so we're good
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ryan Lochte's fiancee proudly displays her 2016 first and second place medals
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russians stoke the coals of the aircraft carrier Admiral Kuznetsov with SU-33 Flanker jets as massive offensive to heat Syria before the winter begins
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(CBC)
 
 
 
It's nice to look back, on the eve of his trial, at a politician's vow to end corruption
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Canadian stocks continue to rise after Donald Trump's election. First major stimulation of the economy caused by Americans who aren't even dodging a draft
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember how some of you wanted to vote for "Giant Meteor" in the US Presidential Election?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Negasonic Teenage Warhead was in Deadpool not because of the movie's low budget, but because Marvel Studios and Fox Studios arranged a character swap involving Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy 2
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fabulous Floridian feloniously flinging fettuccine following fantastic fellatio for/from fellas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Bengals roar their way to victory, or will the Giants make a big stand? Do you have Andy Dalton or Eli Manning having a better game? Will OBJ run his mouth again? It is your Monday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:30 PM ET
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
It takes a LOT to get Fernando Alonso to publicly call someone out. Congratulations Sebastian Vettel
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Chinese zoo admits using Siberian huskies as fake wolves. Zoo keepers said there was little physical difference between the two animals, although the huskies taste far better
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Californians vote to ban plastic grocery bags across the state. Plastic to stay only where it belongs - in Hollywood
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cash-starved Indians struggling after currency ban, World Series loss
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Peanut the Giant Panda takes her first steps
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Built in the '60s, abandoned in the '90s, explored by a photographer in '16, behold Italian architect Giuseppe Perugini's Casa Sperimentale
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No, you can't have a giant Burning Man style bonfire on the National Mall because you're upset about the election
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ringleader pleads guilty after getting stuck with evidence in the $18 million Canadian Maple Syrup Heist. Our long national nightmare is over
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Will Rosberg finally clinch the championship or can Hamilton get some help to keep his hopes alive? Will Ferrari or Red Bull threaten the Mercedes on the front row? This is your Formula 1 Brazilian Grand Prix discussion thread on NBCSN at 10:30 AM ET
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Sat November 12, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not only do Russian children have to trudge miles through the snow to get to school, they have to carry axes to fight off hungry wolves
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
"Pedestrians know that drivers typically have no interest in running them down. So why not simply step out into the street and assert the right of way?"
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Social media comedians discover new big-gapped Toblerone chocolate bars are great for holding pens, newspapers, CDs, DVDs, or smartphones on your desk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Killer Russian robot that can detect and kill people from miles away is now a thing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New entry on the seemingly endless list of Australian animals that want to kill you: goats
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lest we forget. Here is Leonard Cohen reciting the most important Canadian poem of all time on this Remembrance Day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The coolest thing at the Brazilian GP is Lewis Hamilton's Ayrton Senna tribute helmet: "Designed by Bell Racing, the stunning yellow helmet has the Brazilian flag and Christ the Redeemer whilst keeping Hamilton's signature 'Still I Rise' phrase"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna come up with a name for their new daughter and they don't disappoint
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Now that the election is over, we return you to your regular programming of various naked Kardashians already in progess (Not safe for work content in sidebar/below article)
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Add the Unitarians to the list of minority groups in America terrified over what a Trump presidency could bring
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Canadians lash out at celebrities threatening to move to their country after Trump win, promise to take back Beiber
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Thu November 10, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer for 'Vallerian and the City of a Thousand Planets' is here, and Luc Besson is back to 'Fifth Element' levels of awesomeness
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(Coos Bay World)
 
 
 
"Go back to Mexico" chanted by middle school students toward 11-year-old Colombian-American student
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will be free to do whatever he needs to do in office, since unlike a traditional politician he is beholden to no other donors or benefactors. Well, except Putin, of course, but that should be cool
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(CNN)
 
 
 
According to Giuliani, Trump can build a wall by executive order. What about paying for that wall? *crickets*
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"How Democrats Killed Their Populist Soul" TL;DR? Then enjoy the next few decades of corporate and political authoritarianism
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The last person to vote in America on Election Night was a Alaskan teacher in the remote town of Adak out on the Aleutian chain
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
South Park spent most of Tuesday night and Wednesday morning rewriting Wednesday night's episode after Giant Douche defeated Turd Sandwich in the polls
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Twenty hours into Making America Great Again and #CalExit Californians already planning secession with major Silicon Valley backing
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
Weeners
 
Australian man faces $9000 fine for using a drone to pick up sausage at hardware store. In other news: You can buy sausage at hardware stores in Australia
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Are you living in a third-world country and looking forward to your World Series Champions Indians t-shirts? Well, bad news. Also, how are you reading fark right now?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Brain.fm. Artificial Intelligence composer "designed with the brain of a neuroscientist and the heart of a musician". Music created with science to improve focus, meditation, and sleep. (Sponsored Link)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
While we continue drinking early into the morning to avoid sobriety, meet Trump's new Cabinet: founder of Lucas Oil as Sec. Interior, Goldman Sachs veteran as Treasury Secretary, not to mention Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich, and Chris Christie
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Brexits the world: Asian markets crater, U.S. markets fall, currencies dive, Peso falters, Fear Proxies such as the U.S. dollar, gold and bonds rosey-cheeked and sunny at prospect of battening on the USA's bleaching bones. Thanx, dumbasses
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian government proposes draining an entire lake in Banff National Park for the winter to save the trout who live in it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Canadian Immigration website has crashed, but we haven't. It's your 2016 election thread #8
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Lithgow passed on 20 years of playing Frasier Crane, but not because he had a big giant head or anything
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani complains to Katy Tur on the 9 or 11 reasons CNBC was unfair. Tur had to remind him the interview was on MSNBC
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Guardians Of The Galaxy" director James Gunn passionately opposes fans "I Am Groot" write-in ballot campaign. Subby's voting for Rocket Raccoon, because he isn't 100% a dick
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Self-propelled Russian garbage fire in Mediterranean moves to war footing, prepares to roll coal in Aleppo's general direction
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
The FBI has sought and obtained a FISA warrant to look into the Trump campaign's ties to Russia. Including that email server that only communicated with the Russian server
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
Time-lapse of Mongolian nomads building a hut to distract you from the imminent collapse of society
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just got trolled by a Jordanian airline that's offering an election day special to Middle Eastern tourists who want to "travel to the United States while you're still allowed to"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade said on the air that Austyn Crites' grandmother, Wilda Austin, was "voting" despite being dead since 2002. This came as quite a surprise to her, as she is still very much alive
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Catholic priest in TX: This fetus was entrusted to me to give it a good christian burial, but I decided I am going to commit sacrilege and desecrate my own altar by slapping it up here, in order to get you to vote for Trump instead
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Clinton is secretly Canadian
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Miami Herald publishes full-page Presidential endorsement article, helpfully written at a Floridian reading level
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
At age 106, this University of Virginia football statistician still drives (stick) to games, still tailgates, enjoys bacon and milkshakes and watching the coeds even if they don't watch him back
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Metropolitan Division is looking scary with lots of streaking teams on top, oh and Canadian teams are becoming relevant again. Here is your NHL Power Rankings for this week
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Author says no matter who wins the election, the next President will be a self-promoting, conspiracy-obsessed narcissist. In other words, almost like it's a contest involving two politicians
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Evidence of Russian giants involved in snowball fight
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Mon November 07, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
HSBC profits fall on Brazilian disposal. Man, that's a lot of disposal
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Brian Stelter takes down Corey Lewandowski, calls Donna Brazile an embarrassment, then does the stray cat strut
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
What do you get your Russian cat that has everything? A T-34 playhouse of course
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(Newser)
 
 
 
"One of the most important sites in Australian pre-history" was discovered because some guy had to take a leak
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Cleveland Browns linebacker Christian Kirksey: "We're not going to go 0-16"
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent gropes himself at Trump rally. "It's hard to imagine a more fitting bookend to Donald Trump's freudian howl of a presidential campaign than a 67-year-old in a camo hat jiggling his tiny man parts onstage at a campaign rally"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Italian priest blames earthquakes on gay unions. Subby is wondering if that is the Teamsters or UAW
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Volkswagen to investigate Brazilian torture claims. Man, that's a lot of torture
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump reveals his first choices for his anti-Establishment, swamp-draining, burn-it-down cabinet: Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, and Reince Preibus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Russians tied to dope in race, pencilneck scientist dorks say the human brain is predisposed to negative stereotypes, and I'm Rick James, bench: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/30 - 11/5
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
"The USA will have to live with the scars of this ugly presidential campaign. When arguments don't count and lies are accepted as truth, when politicians have entire teams working to spread disinformation, democracy ceases to exist"
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Government prepares for Giant Meteor's hypothetical 2020 campaign
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Sat November 05, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The largest U.S. taxidermy collection of over 400 animals is found in: A) the Smithsonian. B) NYC's Museum of Natural History. C) the Shell Factory of Ft. Myers, Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani: "The FBI let us know what was coming." Justice Dept: "That's illegal. Who was it?" Giuliani: "Um...nothing to see here, move along"
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
Kirby Jenner -- One Kardashian to rule them all
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(Guardian)
 
Weeners
 
The Mayor of Turin wants the city to go vegetarian. You'll get my salami when you pry it from my cold dead hands, Mrs. Mayor
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Indiana priest says requests for exorcisms are at an all-time high. Although the church would get the same results if they just give the person a bus ticket out of Indiana
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Fri November 04, 2016
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Campbell University student successfully completes the Diane Linkletter maneuver on the first try
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Giant worm named Dave breaks world record, is immediately murdered by scientists
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australian man's morning routine includes making breakfast, brushing his crocodile's teeth, taking it for a walk
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey Hall of Fame asks Canadians to root around in their bags for the most-wanted memorabilia in history, including Willie O'Ree's sweater, Gerry Cheever's mask, Darryl Sittler's stick and any evidence a Maple Leaf player ever held a Stanley Cup
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With just days left and possible victory in their grasp, Rudy Giuliani goes on Fox and Friends and confirms what everyone else suspected
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Unilateral humanitarian pause in Aleppo begins. Gary Johnson only familiar with the word "in" from that sentence
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Notice all these fake news sites being linked by your friends? Blame the Macedonians
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Julian Assange says the fix is in and Trump won't be allowed to win next week: "Clinton and ISIS are funded by the same money"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
So if you're Christian and don't support Trump, you're handing the country over to Satan
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
A Texas city has inherited a fortune. They should receive the money soon now that they've paid that Nigerian prince
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(The Beaverton)
 
 
 
Report: 90% of Canadians plan to spend election day rocking back and forth while moaning softly
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Thu November 03, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Russians tied to dope in race
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man's prediction two years ago of a Cubs and Indians World Series Game 7 ending in extra innings only has one thing left to be completely accurate: the apocalypse
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Cubs fan keeps a promise to listen to a World Series game with his father. In this case, he drove from his North Carolina home and spent the night at his father's Indiana gravesite
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Volkswagen splits with historian they hired to chronicle company's connections with the Nazi Party during WWII. He may now be hiding in the attic of a building in Amsterdam and writing a diary
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian military is investigating a mysterious noise in the Arctic. ♫ NOISE. NOISE. NOISE IN THE ARCTIC. NOISE ♫
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What's that? Oh just another Russian-financed, Trump-branded property, Trump Toronto being placed in bankruptcy receivership, thereby wiping out middle class investors who are crying fraud, while the Donald himself loses almost nothing--again
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(Nerd Bastards)
 
 
 
Dr. Strange is indoctrination into demonic occultism, claims Christian film critic insulted by the hoary hosts of Hoggoth
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians will remain cursed until they remove their outrageously offensive Chief Wahoo logo
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
David Duke finally gets his opportunity to participate in a debate for Louisiana's Senate seat, promptly proves how unqualified he is for it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
White rabbit appears once a month to wave at commuters before checking his appointment book and being chased by a giant girl and a pervert
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal receives hot and steamy Russian citizenship from Putin's hands
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Wed November 02, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
American student takes waste product destined for the trash and creates a way for Cambodian children to get clean. Confused? You won't be after this episode of soap
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
After 68 years for the Indians and 108 years for the Cubs, somebody's curse is going to end tonight. Or will the game just never end? Game Seven of the World Series, live on Fox at 8 PM ET
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
LifeWay stores will not be selling Amy Grant's new Christmas album because it's not Christian enough. Admittedly, "Christmas With The Devil" is a little over the top, but hey, who doesn't like the occasional Spinal Tap cover?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"Republicans and Russian hackers have made Hillary Clinton the most transparent candidate in history." See? They're doing us a service
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani says Donald Trump now has a path to victory. Excuse me, did I say Rudy Giuliani? I meant Nate Silver
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louisiana Supreme Court rules that priests don't have to report child abuse. God strangely unavailable for comment
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(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Traffic snarled by giant dick
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The 10 worst movie monsters from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Come for the giant spiders, stay for the Hobgoblins
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(Time)
 
 
 
Microsoft says Russian hackers are targeting Windows. Yep, we're all dead
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A former Trump religious adviser says rainbow flags flying at US embassies are a "mockery of God." One day, Christians will explain how they can reconcile God's edict to love everyone came with an asterisk of bigotry
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One thing about sitting unprotected in a 457 mph wind tunnel is that the noise probably drowns out the clanging of your giant brass balls
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The greatest musician in the world, Bono, named Woman of the Year
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
James Comey proved there is a double standard for male politicians and Trump in particular
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Curiosity rover on Mars finds small and decidedly un-Martian rock on the surface
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
We go back to Cleveland for Game 6 of the 2016 World Series. We have Jake Arrieta for the Cubs and Josh Tomlin for the Indians pitching. Will Cleveland claim the title as the City of Champions or will the Cubs fight on? It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Ukrainian citizens are surprised to learn all of the "reform" politicians running the country are filthy rich and keep all of their money outside of the Ukraine. Looks like American exceptionalism is working after all
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but one week left to go and the projection model is swinging harder than a polyamorous baseball bat at a Brian Setzer Orchestra concert
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Watch a vegetarian eat meat for the first time in 22 years
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Politics got you down? Trick or treaters still on the prowl so you can't get into a movie? Here's a short that has a mortician, a kung-fu taxidermist, jerky werewolves, and possibly the drollest narration since The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. orders its consulate staff to leave Istanbul not Constantinople, leave Istanbul not Constantinople. So if you have a civilian family member in Constantinople, they'll be waiting to leave Istanbul
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"It's like he's the Manchurian Candidate crossed with an idiot." A summary of the Trump Campaign disaster
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian submarines detected cruising in Irish Sea, searching for promised Guinness towels
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kevin Owens be a pumpkin? Will Charlotte be a witch? Will Brian Kendrick be a pirate? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(PetsLady)
 
 
 
The top 10 terrifying playground animals. Come for Dumpo the elephant, stay for the giant rusty rat-trap
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comey didn't want to publicize the fact that the FBI has evidence that the Russians are meddling in the presidential race because it's too close to the election. That and it would hurt Trump, obviously
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Brian Baldinger wants to put a bounty on a Cowboys running back and talks about the time he broke Eric Swann's ankle. Lucky for him he doesn't work for the.... Oh
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Christian haunted house" banned, featured botched abortion, re-enactment of Dylan Roof's murders, re-enactment of Orlando Pulse nightclub murders. "SOUNDS INTERESTING? COME OUT THIS SATURDAY"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Less toupee at some hotels, an almost-cameo by the Russian women's track team, and police on the lookout for a snickering dog: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/23 - 10/29
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Real-life Indiana Jane dons pink bikini and surfs through world's largest grave filled with millions and millions of skeletons in the catacombs of Paris... just in time for Halloween
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
So it appears that Comey has been sitting on 'explosive' information regarding Comrade Combover's links to the Russian government for more than two months
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump paid $41 million for a mansion at the height of the real estate market boom. After the crash he sold it at a huge loss like everyone else. No wait, he sold it for $100 million to a Russian oligarch friend of Putin's
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia legalizes medicinal pot for things like chronic pain, nausea, non-fatal attacks by Australian fauna etc
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
John Lackey called a hothead, shoulders the blame for the Cubs disastrous loss to the Indians
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
A Madea Halloween was #1 at the box office with $16.7 million, easily beating #2 Inferno, which flopped with $15 million, proving America's love of Dan Brown's Seussian prose is over. Also, Jack Reacher Round 2 and Ouija 2 plummeted further
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Four-year-old child prodigy makes you sorry that you never continued piano lessons
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Conservative Christians think "Liberal witchcraft" will determine the outcome of the election
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Can the Indians end 68 years of World Series futility? Or can the Cubs (finally) turn things around and pull off a Chicago miracle? Cleveland takes their 3-1 World Series lead into Game 5 tonight at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You're Cleveland. The King brought you an NBA title, the Indians are one game away from a World Series. And then you have the Browns
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What if...Nick Saban went on to become the head coach for the New York Giants?
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
The Syrian civil war is finally over... and if you picked Russia to win, come pick up your prize
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Sat October 29, 2016
(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
Probably not okay: Using an Indian as a sports mascot. Definitely not okay: Taunting a team that uses an Indian as a sports mascot by making a banner saying "Get ready for a trail of tears"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It was mega hurricanes 25 miles high. called hypercanes, formed by the giant asteroid that hit the Earth, that actually killed the dinosaurs off. Scary: They could wipe us out, too. Bonus: Helpful photos of tornadoes to illustrate the danger
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Fri October 28, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cool: U.S. scientists find rare bacteria only ever previously found in southeast Asian wastewater. Gross: on a bus seat in San Francisco
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is the US behind the proxy cyberwar now going on after top aide to Russian President Vladimir Putin is hacked exposing his ties to pro-Russian separatists in eastern Ukraine? Tit for tat and all
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Those brilliant Russians have come up with a way to get rid of bubbles when pouring a cola. Drew and the fark moderators approve
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Tonight, the Indians will become the first baseball team to play in Fenway Park and Wrigley Field in the same season, something that didn't even happen in 1918 -- when the Cubs and Red Sox played each other in the World Series
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonians were acquitted because the jury didn't know what the definition of "conspiracy" was
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American and Russian jets get dangerously close over Syria. Details are classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. Let's just say the pilots were communicating. Keeping up foreign relations
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's Fat Guy Touchdown is brought to you by Brian O'Neill and the University of Pittsburgh
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Everyone with half a brain knows that electing Hillary equals unleashing an anti-American, anti-Christian beast upon America, wreaking havoc and laying waste of our culture as founded
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
High school bans costumes for Halloween after two kids decide the confederate flag makes awesome capes. Stay classy Indiana
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
These Romanian kidnappers clearly studied at the Dr Evil school of hostage negotiation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wake up, grab coffee, skim the news and type your name into WikiLeaks. That's the new normal for DC politicians
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
I see your bisexual English vicar and raise you a Serbian Orthodox priest charged with hiring a juvenile prostitute and drug offenses. Not-rare-at-all clerics gone bad trifecta in play
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(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Branch Dildonians found not guilty, still dildos
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Surely Julian Assange meeting in person with the editor-in-chief of Russia Today at the embassy for special projects is just a coincidence and not at all a sign that Wikileaks is working with the Russian government
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White boy from Michigan who claims to be the Islamic messiah, and the Jewish one, too, gets arrested in Tunisia on suspicion of terrorism. "Christians hates me because they know Jesus when they see him"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Trump's chances are about the same as losing a game of Russian Roulette. That's about the best analogy Subby has seen this election season
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert confronts Rudy Giuliani's continued denial of racism; in Rudy's mind, "racists don't exist; they're like unicorns and his sense of shame"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian has launched a contest to help British readers understand small-town and rural America. Bet you can tell some stories that wouldn't be fit to print, so go
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A drunken roll in the hay will produce idiot children," and other Victorian myths about sex
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Trump fails to impress Indians. No word on how the Cubs feel about him
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
Italians living in New York City compain that Americans get Italian food completely, idiotically wrong, and don't even get them started on ketchup-and-cardboard New York pizza
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dethroned Melmacian prince, Ted Cruz, vows to stop The Clin-ton's selections to the Humon Council of Supreme Judgement
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Well-built Finnish giant' arrested in pressed ham murder of British tourist in Spain
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
What has 414 legs and four penises? No, not the Russian women's track team
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Remember, Cubs fans: Chicago still has a chance to make the 1995 indie song 'Cubs In Five' come true. The Indians may have won Game 1, but you still have an anthem for a century
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Of the many inexcusable things that cable news has done this election, repeatedly subjecting Americans to Rudy Giuliani is at the top of the list," the psychologist said. "The human cost has been enormous"
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Canadians told to get used to living smaller houses because Canada is running out of Canada to build on or something
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These babies can say they were Cleveland Indians fans from birth
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(Gambit Weekly)
 
 
 
And a new front runner emerges in the race for the best description of a sex scandal plagued local politician who won't quit no matter what: Delusional Suburban Caligula
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Libertarian Party concedes election and endorses Hillary Clinton
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jake Arrieta takes to the mound tonight for the Cubs, hoping something wakes up the bats of his teammates. The Indians counter with Trevor "Pinkie" Bauer and hopes of heading to Chicago up two games. It's Game 2 of the World Series, 7 PM ET on Fox
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(TV3 (Ireland))
 
 
 
It took a decade, but now you too can have bad sex with Kim Kardashian
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian naval power on full display as their coal powered carrier begs for fuel in Spain after squeezing under a Danish bridge and skulking through the English channel
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Indiana basketball player claims Bobby Knight WAS a ball buster
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
And here is Christian Conservative Scott Lively saying by facing fake persecution, Donald Trump is proving to be a real Christian
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NATO will press allies on Wednesday to contribute to its biggest military build-up on Russia's borders since the Cold War as the alliance prepares for a protracted quarrel with Moscow
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(Cleveland Scene)
 
 
 
Cleveland fan gave up his seat on his flight from LAX so that Kenny Lofton could make it to the stadium to throw out the first pitch. Lessons learned? Indians fans are the best, and Lofton should have someone else book his travel arrangements
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Tue October 25, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Giants kick Josh Brown to the curb
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian Ambassador to the US racks up huge bar tab on the taxpayer dollarydoo, in the finest traditions of the Australian Public Service
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
All the jokes have been made and now it's simply time to settle down and do this. Game 1 of the World Series has the Cubs at Indians starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New exhibition at the Australia Museum in Sydney gives visitors an up close and personal view of 400 real spider specimens including live tarantulas, deadly funnel-webs, and giant water spiders - all of which would kill you, given half a chance
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
It turns out Julian Assange is driven by ego, paranoia, and lies. No wonder he likes Trump
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
IBM executive admits they forgot the first rule of IT support with Australian census faik
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Things ain't exactly gonna be sunshine and roses after Hillary gets elected either, as Warren and her allies are going to push hard for a crackdown on tax-avoiding tech giants like Google and Apple-otherwise known as Hillary's major campaign donors
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Drunk 22-year-old man on a lawnmower threatens police with a knife and uses his son a human shield. The only way this story could be more Indiana is if he was wearing a Pacers jersey. (Link has mugshot goodness)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Martian Notifier Smartwatch. Not a UFO tracker. Disappointed. (Amazon reviewers seem to like it though). (Sponsored Link)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What's more terrifying: that a presidential nominee of a major party was so stupid that he became a hero of White Nationalists by accident, or that he was Machiavellian enough to make it look accidental?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Australian theme parks are no longer going to stand idly by while the flora and fauna of the country gets all of the press for trying to kill everyone
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins running back Arian Foster announces retirement, says he is walking away in peace
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(CBC)
 
 
 
First Nations artisan still wants restitution from Canadian North for damage to two 31-kg polar bear carvings loaded as baggage on Ottawa-Inuvik flight. "They're neglecting my art and I'm not happy about it"
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Millennials don't find democracy or democratic leaders relevant, find experts and authoritarian leaders more shareable and Instagram-friendly. "As a Russian citizen, I have plenty of anecdotal evidence that they are right"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The scariest thing I can think of this Halloween is being woken up by Julian Assange sitting on my bed with a stuffed giraffe and a nondisclosure agreement
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Walloons are real and spectacularly Belgian. Here are eight things you probably didn't know about those miserable fat Frenchy bastards, in particular their claim on Audrey Hepburn as Wallonian celebrity
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(IGN)
 
 
 
George Lucas to have no involvement in the next Indiana Jones movie
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
"Seriously, [Trump Tower] is like a giant metaphor museum"
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Write-in candidate Evan McMullin says he'll be happy to have blocked a crazy racist authoritarian like Trump from the presidency if that is the case
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"No pearl went unclutched when Trump refused to agree in advance to validate the giant scam that is this election"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Indiana is suddenly in play for Clinton
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Trump lands the critical Branch Davidian endorsement:"David Koresh would have admired Trump. First of all, he believes in the Second Amendment, he believes in the guns, and also the truth"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Biggest divide in Hollywood is no longer Clinton vs Trump. It's now Cubs vs Indians
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indians go with Corey Kluber to pitch Game 1. When asked for a prediction for the game, Corey said: "Pain"
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Sun October 23, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
Fast food giant makes massive turnaround. And the business is doing pretty well, too
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a giant panda doing sit-ups to stay in shape
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yawn: Russian plays piano. Holy Mother Loving Fark: Without fingers
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The reason for the Cubs' World Series drought: A) The Billy goat curse, B) Bad luck, or C) Philip Wrigley's brilliant exploitation of idiot Cubs fans
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Who will prevail in London between the Giants and the Rams? It's your Early Morning NFL Game, UK Edition, with kickoff from Merry Olde England at 9:30 AM ET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
174 escape from the hell that is a Haitian prison only to realize that they still are in the hell that is Haiti
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hacker calls himself "The Jester"; takes down Russian Foreign Affairs website. The FBI, apparently having never seen Batman, calls him "the Batman of the internet"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Old but good. That applies to the video and to F1 driver Ricardo Patrese taking his wife for a spin round a F1 track. Audio probably Not safe for work if you speak Italian
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Meteorologists may have solved mystery of the Bermuda Triangle. In other news, sales of Reynolds Wrap up 500%
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Brian Hoyer QB era is over in Chicago as he suffers a broken arm in the Bears 26-10 loss to the Packers. Fark: on a hit delivered by former Bears player Julius Peppers. Tag is for the Bears season
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Russian-published Vladimir Putin 2017 calendar, featuring rare photos of VVP in action, is big in Japan. "We expected some interest from our customers, but didn't expect it to become this popular"
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