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500 headlines found matching 'ian'
Sat May 30, 2015
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
WV Man sues Dept of Ed, claiming teaching of evolution is preventing his daughter's dream of becoming a veterinarian
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(17)
 


Fri May 29, 2015
(Radio Free Europe)
 
 
 
Russian entrepreneur taken in for questioning by police "on suspicion of links to the grammar Nazis." You submitted this with a better headline, misspellings, and random punctuation
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(16)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian Justice Minister Peter MacKay announces he's going to stay home and mind his own knitting after the next general election
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(49)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Couple of film buffs seek out their favorite film location shots around the world, use their iPads to mesh film scenes with real life locations. Simply BRILLIANT
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(14)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Indian authorities arrest suspected Pakistani spy. Difficulty: Pigeon
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(15)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Nigerian president takes over, promises not to take any crap from the GOP
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(14)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
America, you think you are strong? Look at how strong we Russians are in adversity. Remove sanctions now
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(93)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Actor-comedian Reynaldo Rey won't be seeing anymore Fridays
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(25)
 
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Not news: Ian MacKaye digs up letter from 14-year old fan asking for hookups in the music biz. Super Cool News: fan was Dave Grohl
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(24)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russian oil company Rosneft signs up to be the next to have its industrial properties nationalized by Venezuela
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(21)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you like Bono, so what we did, is we got a Bono impersonator to go to a U2 show and sing with U2, so that you could see a fake Bono sing with U2 while the real Bono played piano, because we heard you like Bono
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(30)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
There is a presidential candidate that believes in no separation of church and state, the Apocalypse is imminent, doesn't think you're Christian unless you're "born again," and talks in tongues. Scott Walker has a freak thing for Ronnie Reagan too
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(87)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
In Italian League Basketball news, Panda's Friend, formerly Metta World Peace, formerly Ron Artest, was whistled for 5 fouls in one minute and ejected
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(12)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It was one small ban for mankinis, one giant step for an English seaside resort town: English resort sees crime fall after mankini clampdown
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(58)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Antelopes in Kazakhstan no longer roaming, almost half of endangered species dead. Scientific theories include a lung disease or poisoning by rocket fuel from Russian launches at Kazakhstan's Baikonur spaceport. Either way they're not roaming
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(35)
 
(Bournemouth Echo)
 
 
 
Pro tip for electricians: Check the wiring in your cannabis farm before it sets fire to your roof
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(18)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Christian rap act writes patriotic campaign song for Ted Cruz and you're already cringing inside aren't you?
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(139)
 
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Indiana's marijuana-smoking church granted tax-exempt status, plans to test limits of controversial Religious Freedom law at first "worship" service: "I don't think they're going to come into the church and arrest us"
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Vanya, the word you have to spell is 'troll.'" "Could you use it in a sentence?" "The troll enjoys expressing his displeasure on the internet about how Indian kids keep winning the National Spelling Bee." "Troll. T-R-O-L-L"
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Wed May 27, 2015
(Telegram)
 
 
 
What's a Grecian urn? Probably not enough to pay for this
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(44)
 
(Left Foot Forward)
 
 
 
Daily Mail accuses the BBC of left-wing bias - because the Guardian is more expensive. Whut?
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(34)
 
(BGR)
 
 
 
Swiss pharmaceutical giant Novartis is currently studying a new way of delivering drugs to patients, one that involves tiny robots with needles made of sugar
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(7)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says gay marriage is a "danger" to Christianity, a comment that will cost him the full support of all homosexual Republicans, though all seventeen of them were planning to support Rand Paul anyway
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(108)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the newest "Human Barbie." She's a 26-year-old Russian hottie whose parents choose her clothes and refuse to let her date, but they totally approve of her raunchy photos. She's never even had a boyfriend (w/pics)
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Tue May 26, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Ladyfinger excitement gets Italian town in a creamy lather
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(15)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"In much the same way that Kenyan runners have owned the Boston Marathon, Indian American kids have placed a stranglehold on the Scripps National Spelling Bee, winning it now for seven years in a row and all but four of the last 15 years"
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turkmenistan's leader, infamous for falling off a horse, unveils a giant statue of himself riding a horse
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(28)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy politician
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now that the long holiday weekend is over, it's an emotional comedown for the mattress salesmen who were hiring cheerleaders, blowing up inflatable vinyl giants, and posting signs along the highway exit
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(35)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
University of Denver becomes first school west of the Appalachians to win NCAA lacrosse championship
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(20)
 


Mon May 25, 2015
(Fanatix)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson reportedly still wants to leave Minnesota and plans to skip the entire offseason workout program with the team in addition to this week's organized team activities
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(46)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Californians will have to start drinking reconstituted sewage thanks to the state's drought. Hell, just label it "Artisan," sell it for $8 a bottle in Los Angeles and Hollywood and you'll be able to buy real water in no time
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(191)
 
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
There's a giant Taylor Swift mosaic made out of Lego bricks because of course there is
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(49)
 
(Alaska Public Media)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans to build $1-billion radar system at Clear AFB, Alaska so we can monitor those sneaky Canadians from their own backdoor
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(57)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
Last week: Bobby Jindal issues executive order on "religious freedom." This week: Louisiana tourism officials have a real problem with that
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(100)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The next terrorist bomb won't be made of TNT or C4, but kitchen appliances: "A terrorist could go to a waste site where people chuck away old fridges, get a whole bunch of them and blow them up"
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(39)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Secret Canadian plans to invade U.S. found after nearly 100 years and still with intel: "Rural American women appear to be a heavy and not very comely lot and while Americans are not actually lazy, they apparently believe in frequent rests and gossip"
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actress and comedian Anne Meara, wife to Jerry Stiller and mom to Ben Stiller, passes away
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(56)
 
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
You have only five weeks left to block the fast lanes of Indiana Interstates
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(417)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Americans vastly overestimate the size of the gay and lesbian population"
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(377)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will the cars stay on the ground? Can anybody live up to the job Jim Nabors did on Back Home Again in Indiana? It's the 99th Indianapolis 500. Race starts at 12:15pm ET on ABC
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(1305)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
What's cooler than night air refueling? Night fueling through IR. And cooler than night fueling seen through IR? Seen through IR with a giant FULL MOON. And cooler than that would require the Death Star III crashing into the moon
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
This is Time Warner Cable. We're calling to confirm your appointment. Your technician will harass you between 9 and 1
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(7)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Giant, buff kangaroo stalks residents, has to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(26)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama's brilliant Chief Justice explains the "pursuit of happiness" means if you don't follow God's law, you'll never be happy
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Fri May 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
American farmers believe the avian flu outbreak is now under control. By the way, your three-egg omelet will be $34.75
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(45)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
How do you say "I got mine. F*** you" in Russian?
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(29)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A reminder China is still a totalitarian Communist country. "Western hostile forces, as well as a few 'ideological traitors' in our country, are using the Internet on their computers and mobile phones to viciously attack our party,"
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(55)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
From the "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" department: During mandatory weather evacautions, Floridians can now pack their guns with them
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Everyone needs to chill out about where this whole biblical Ark of the Covenant is actually located and stop following Indiana Jones. Talk to Mike Huckabee... cause he knows where it is
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(179)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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(17)
 
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Indian street dentists." Let that sink in the next time you forget to floss
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(13)
 
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Thanks to Kickstarter, the popular '90s drink "Clearly Canadian" is now back into production
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(13)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Six out of eleven "Extra Virgin" olive oils tested don't meet standards, have apparently been seen hanging out with the Canola oils...and we all know how shameless Canadian oils are
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sports executive tip: If you're the head of an amateur soccer league, it's probably not wise to call the female players "lesbians"
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(13)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
There ain't nothing that makes a politician's teeth itch like money just sitting there doing nothing. Or, God forbid, helping people
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(13)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Jaunted)
 
 
 
"If you have questions for Jeopardy host Alex Trebek, you can ask them during a 12-day cruise in the Canadian Arctic that sets sail in August." Uhhh, what's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold, Trebek?
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that the "Late Show" is over, the set is being enshrined in the Smithsonian. Just kidding. It's sitting in the dumpster behind the stuido
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dear Doctor, Thanks for performing my Caesarian five days ago. One slight problem - my bowel and intestines just fell out
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(60)
 
(Top Gear)
 
 
 
"Here is footage taken by a YouTube enthusiast who goes by the name of 19Bozzy92. It is footage of a replica Audi S1 Quattro with 770bhp, powering through an Italian hillclimb. And it sounds absolutely excellent"
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(24)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In 100 years, the only relevant question that historians will be asking about the Obama administration is: How he could have squandered the Bush victory in Iraq and allowed ISIS to rise as a regional power?
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(401)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush raises the bar for cilmate deniers: don't attack the science, attack those that actually understand science. Brilliant
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(242)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Men who orgasm every day "have lower risk of prostate cancer," which means Farkers are at higher risk of being struck by a meteor while riding a pogo stick on a fishing boat in the Indian Ocean
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(33)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mountain gorillas more genetically diverse than Kentuckians, share disgust for Duke
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(11)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The freeway you're driving on today could be transformed into a giant aerial public garden tomorrow
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teenage historian finds that Marvel comic books have been getting more heroine-friendly and gender-equal over past 50 years. This is bad news ... for Gamergaters
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(99)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
With a sting so painful it can push a grown man to the brink of insanity, your mother-in-law and this Australian plant have a lot more in common than you might think
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(52)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In "What year is this, again?" news: Bobby Jindal's personal butler is a convicted murderer serving a life sentence, under a long-standing Louisiana program that uses prison labor to staff the state's executive mansion
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(206)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Resourceful Russians with cancer find ways to cut through the ponderous medical bureaucracy
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(45)
 
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Some Kentuckians celebrate Primary Day by choosing who they want to run against Drew in November. Others are just happy they can buy liquor today. Except in those counties. You know which ones they are. Maybe Drew can fix that. Drew 2015
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The best pictures of a Tasmanian Sea Sparkle flash mob you'll see this week
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scott Walker: "I'm the most scrutinized politician in America" (w/ vid)
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(102)
 
(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
"A Russian tycoon who died while out jogging in Weybridge was poisoned using a lethal plant found only in remote regions of China, a coroner has heard"
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(34)
 


Mon May 18, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's "doubtful" that hackers could crack the computer systems of airliners and turn them into giant R/C toys. Well, I feel better already
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(47)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fast with his wood, Australian wins big lumberjack off
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(10)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Kanye and Kardashian fans turn the butthurt up to eleven after West is bleeped and the Jenner Sisters are booed at the BMAs
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(52)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"The people behind the .ca domain are asking Canadians to test their internet connection speed as part of a crowdsourcing project to gauge the health and performance of the country's internet"
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(29)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund closing because "the unmitigated compliance processes become cumbersome and interfere with the purity of speculative contemplation,". In other words, it not FUN anymore when you have to follow RULES
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(33)
 
(The Voice Online (UK))
 
 
 
"Rapper Lil Kim has been blasted for calling herself the 'black Kardashian'"
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(35)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Elian Gonzalez emerges from Cuban prison, thanks Americans for their love, then gets forcibly extracted from his press conference by armed soldiers
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(108)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Columbiana University and Barkley University are apparently not real
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(76)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nigerians to serve mankind
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(73)
 


Sun May 17, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our giant insect overlords
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(5)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
The First Church Of Cannabis plans to test Indiana's Religious Freedom law
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(50)
 
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Today would have been Dennis Hopper's 79th birthday. Celebrate how much of a badass he was by watching his "Russian Dynamite Death Chair Act" from 1983
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(33)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
This Pope is really ruining Christianity for people who want to spit on the poor and piss on the planet. He's also a fan of Mahmoud Abbas
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(93)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indianapolis 500 qualifying all in a single day thanks to yesterday's weather. Hopefully it stays dry today although rain is a possibility. Coverage starts at 10am EDT on ESPN3 (online) before moving to ABC at 1pm EDT for the fast 9 pole qualifying
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(172)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bo Jackson and Brian Bosworth meet again after 27 years
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(30)
 


Sat May 16, 2015
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Former Dolphin Garo Yepremian has thrown his last completion
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(33)
 
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Adrian Beltre becomes the 52nd player in MLB history to join the 400 home run club and only the fifth third baseman
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(15)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Diane, reschedule my flight back to Washington and reserve me a rental car. Sedan. Domestic. Turns out I'm going back to Twin Peaks after all. Really looking forward to that coffee and cherry pie. You need to go out there and try it sometime
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(27)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Lawsuit alleges Asians make up 6% of America but only 21% of Harvard's freshman class. Wait, what?
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(175)
 


Fri May 15, 2015
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Map shows "most distinctive" causes of death in each state, so congratulations on your syphilis, Louisiana, and you, too, on your "legal intervention," Nevada
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(129)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia to pass law banning "foreign undesirables." All Dutchmen now have 48 hours to leave Russian territory
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(87)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Giant Ferris wheel known as the Orlando Eye immediately shuts down due to "irregularity." Which is a fancy way of saying "is so unstable it could roll off its bearings and into traffic"
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(81)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Whoopsie, old dunderhead John McCain accidentally took a job with the Ukrainian government
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(25)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The reviews are in for Kim Kardashian's book of selfies, and they're a literary joy to behold
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(41)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
The cover of the Iranian sex education book "Marital and Sexual Problems in Men" features Radiohead's Thom Yorke. Because the world has finally completely lost all touch with reality and I need cookies
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(35)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Corey Kluber of the Cleveland Indians Klubered the St. Louis Cardinals with 18 strikeouts
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(32)
 
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
U.S. has now lost 7.2 million manufacturing jobs since 1979 ... the same year Nike realized they could teach 6-year-old Asian children to sew together sneakers better than American adults
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(58)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One in three Russians believes the US is going to attack their country at any time because the US has a reputation for doing stupid shiat like that
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(79)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Scott Walker flunked out of Christianity too, apparently
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(154)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Yes, Cristiano Ronaldo is a soccer superstar so you'd expect him to have really impressive legs. But this is superhuman"
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(22)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So, let's catch up with the Kim Kardashian superfan who spent more than $190,000 on plastic surgery to look like his idol
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(64)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The Indiana County Fair just won't be the same now that they've cancelled the hog wrestling event
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Burundian general: "We have removed the president from office." President: "LOL nope"
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(18)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Six-year-old chess prodigy beats seven-time Norwegian champion
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pope Francis turns troll dial to 11 and formally recognizes Palestinian state
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(267)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Helio Castroneves walks away from a rollover crash at Indianapolis during practice (with video including in-car cameras to see the "oh shiat" moment)
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(29)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans have brilliant new idea for preventing voter fraud. It is poll taxes
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(87)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Someone just bid $15 million for what's left of Radio Shack after Sprint finished picking over the rotting carcass of the once magnificent giant
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(35)
 
(Some Comrade)
 
 
 
Russian Ministry of Foreign Affairs tells the US to "Tell the world that aliens exist...or we will." Dun-dun-DUUUUN
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(148)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Good news: FDA proposes ending lifetime ban on blood donations from gays and lesbians. Quizzical dog news: They have to remain abstinent for a year first
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(209)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New Russian armored vehicle operates via video game controller, making it the grittiest Call of Duty reboot EVAR
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(12)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Canadians now have shorter attention span than goldfish"
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(50)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
ISS astronauts get unexpected three-month mission extension after Russians grounds their entire manned space program over "concerns"
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(38)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur cocktail historian makes it life's mission to document forgotten Maryland cocktails such as diamondback, frozen rye, Vilma special, Pine Valley, and the Preakness. "When I was 21, my birthday present from my parents was the Mr. Boston"
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(28)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Hey kids, wanna see Giancarlo Stanton hit a baseball clear out of Dodger Stadium?
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(25)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Is Sir Topham Hatt a robber baron, or a paternalistic CEO? Are Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends part of a union? And Sodor really a libertarian paradise? Show your work to the right
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(43)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Adoptions soar at sanctuary thanks to huge cat - Andre the Giant Cat, to be precise
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(36)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this valiant effort
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(28)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mayor vows to "go all Tiananman Square" against plans to extend a highway into his village. Get the tanks
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(36)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New report details how many Russian soldiers have been dying in Ukraine. Report authors soon to discover they should have included themselves in the total
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: Fine, if you want to call me a politician then you're a disingenuous asshole who's claiming to help America by throwing the last of the middle class to the wolves
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(158)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
Video
 
Hungarian paramedics blast through city centre traffic thanks to nerves of steel, balls of brass and, presumably, teflon ambulances
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(34)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Russian logic: I think we should be ok, if we drive very slowly past this out of control burning tanker. If it doesn't notice us, it shouldn't attack. (Booom at 0:30)
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(25)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
SNL does a Picture Perfect job of ripping off Canadian sketch comedy show
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(63)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Prepare to have your mind blown: The most iconic Guns N' Roses song - Sweet Child O' Mine - was totally jacked from an Australian soft rock band"
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(109)
 
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop 19-year-old Andre the Giant in Paris, 1966
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(40)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Wait a minute, so you're saying drinking lots of Belgian beer can give you a svelte beer belly? Subby can drink to that
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(15)
 
(Popular Military)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Swedish group uses gay naked sailor to repel Russian navy
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(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Politician resigns from post after election defeat. Fark: Politician resigns from resignation after resignation defeat
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(22)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Calgarians blame themselves for May snowfall"
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(32)
 
(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Hipster-shaming in Portland: "Yes, I saw you throw your trash on the ground. I'm sure you thought some plebeian would pick it up. I was disgusted by your laziness and entitlement. BTW the trashy Stevie Nicks wannabe outfit is pretty tired"
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(60)
 
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
North Carolina county commission might be okay with non-Christian prayers, if only there was a "Jewish pastor" willing to deliver them. No Muslims, of course
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(38)
 
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
"Christian villages in the Bekaa Valley of Lebanon are forming militias to protect themselves from ISIS, and they are being trained by Iranian-backed shiites Muslims affiliated with Hezbollah"
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(82)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Libertarian hero who founded Liberland gets a small lesson in geopolitics
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(63)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Politicians won't have the middle class to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, it doesn't exist
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(78)
 
(Jays Journal)
 
 
 
Ricky Romero gets another chance with Giants. Romero plays baseball, which is a sport involving two teams of nine players. Although all players throw the "ball", pitchers like Romero get to throw the ball a lot more than most other players
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(13)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Greek politicians say there is no "Plan B," despite 43 previous failures to reach agreement, insist that Grecian Formula 44 must be accepted if Europe doesn't want to end up looking old and decrepit
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(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Obama: "Warren is just a politician like everyone else." Dude, low blow
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(49)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Noted historian Snoop Dogg reveals he watches Game of Thrones for 'historical reasons'
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(43)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
"The Harper government is signalling its intention to use hate-crime laws against Canadian advocacy groups that encourage people not to buy goods made in Israel"
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(112)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern's 23-year-old chair to be put in the Smithsonian? It's not as unlikely as you'd think
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(61)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It turns out the ancient Egyptians were big fat scammers. Especially when they ran out of dead cats
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(48)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Putin now has a quitting problem in Ukraine that doesn't exist. Ignore the Siberians coming to Ukraine to fight
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(57)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Truly, is there any other better Mother's Day gift than knowing that the holiday falls on the birthday of the single greatest musician born in the past sixty years? That's right, Bono turns 55 today. Here's U2 with The Sweetest Thing
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(24)
 
(South Wales Evening Post)
 
 
 
To be fair to the voter in question, a good number of politicians are dicks
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(10)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A real stunner here: DC politicians are using the millions in revenue from their five-cent "Save the (Anacostia) River" grocery bag tax for pretty much everything except cleaning up the river
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(11)
 


Sat May 09, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mick Huckabee sermon from 1979 where he claims that alcohol, porn, and Monty Python's Life of Brian are destroying society. Neglects that the real enemy is the farking Judean's People Front. SPLITTERS
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(144)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That's funny, Mr. Martin, you don't look like a 38-year-old woman of Asian descent. Oh, well, welcome to the UK
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(7)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
It's time to start the festivities at Indy in May with a little road course action. Forecast calls for a chance of rain so hopefully the clownshoes are waterproof. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Indianapolis discussion thread at 3:30pm EDT on ABC
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(176)
 
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Brownbackian education grants that were intended to not shrink the budgets of schools does the exact opposite
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(68)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
There is no formal training or education required if you want to be a cop in either Arkansas and Indiana. And yet, as fear-mongering as that sounds, those two states don't have problems with police-involved shootings
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(82)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You gotta love the Australian media for being honest: shiatbox cars in shiatbox rally
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(23)
 


Fri May 08, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker's argument weighs the same as a duck, yet doesn't float in water. This is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped
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(117)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Listen up, you slugabeds. Stop your fudgeling and flirting with the callipygian younkers so you may deliciate on this list of archaic words we should still be using. Cromulent
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian space cargo ship has "ceased to exist." This space ship is no more. E's gone to meet his maker
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(47)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The director of the Iraqi national symphony (a) lives in Dubai and never works with the musicians, (b) siphons all the symphony's money into his personal bank accounts, or (c) plays his cello for rescuers and victims at bombing sites
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Austrian men's magazine prints newest edition using HIV-positive blood in an effort to teach you a lesson for buying Austrian magazines
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(54)
 
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Mellowing star Australian rugby player happy to be rid of 'Captain Cranky' nickname, even though that's like one of the best ones evar, as are his quotes: "In the past, we lost a game I used to have the shiats and not talk to anyone"
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(4)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Norwegian researcher pushes for the legalization of LSD. Mostly so residents can hallucinate that there's something better for dinner than a large plate of Lutefisk
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(18)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
From the Acting Witan of Mercia to the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands, a look at some of the world's most unique micronations
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(25)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nine-page appendix of NFL's Ballghazi report is hardcore statistical analysis of underinflated balls, invokes regression, standard deviation, variance, the Ideal Gas Law, and everything else you napped through in college
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(240)
 


Wed May 06, 2015
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
It was only a matter of time before people started resurrecting dead comedian holograms
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(79)
 
(RYOT.org)
 
 
 
Majority of all giant herbivores are threatened with extinction. Scientists blame changes in habitat, shifting climate, the fact that they taste so good
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(16)
 
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Politicians deride Uber, then ride Uber
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(29)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news: On Friday, you may get a surprise delivery of free Russian space junk
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(45)
 
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida residents warned about slimy toxic invasive species that's breeding out of control. And no, it's not the Canadians
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(39)
 
(Middle East Online)
 
 
 
Jerusalem gets ready for, not sure how to feel about, first modern Palestinian saints
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(39)
 


Tue May 05, 2015
(IGN)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones 4* is finally happening
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(99)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Come on who wouldn't want to have a house that used to belong to the Hoff? Bonus: You'd have Kim Kardashian as your neighbor
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(12)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
The stethoscope: Perfect for checking a heartbeat, listening to breath sounds, or for choking out the physician assistant when he refuses to change your pain pill presciption
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(51)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
During the Cold War, a Russian surgeon in the Antarctic became ill with appendicitis and realised he would have to cut out his own appendix
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(57)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
John Kerry turns libertarian
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(66)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Duck Dynasty" will keep up to $415,000 per episode in state tax credits while Louisiana State University starts planning for its insolvency. Thanks, Bobby
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(141)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you're tired of Kim Kardashian butting into your internet, there's an extension for that now
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Note to Jihadists: In America, we shoot back. We also freak out like pissing little girls about non-existent threats like Sharia law and cry like infants about non-existent Christian persecution, but WE SHOOT BACK, DAMMIT
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian provocations in Transcarpathia worries locals, who still remember what happened the time a different guy named Vlad got angry
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(40)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Legendary Russian ballerina Maya Plisetskaya will now dance to 'Swan Lake' in the big theater in the sky at age 89
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian conspiracy theorists allege Britain's royal baby is a fake, based on observational evidence from Russian women that baby looks too old and Kate looks too perky
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(25)
 


Sun May 03, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that what you wear affects how you think and behave. Apparently, subby behaves like a Hawaiian tourist on a three-day bender
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(109)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
James Brown would have been 82 today. Singing a duet with Luciano Pavarotti? Yes, it happened and it was amazing
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(21)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
From Christianity to dirty martinis, perhaps no other food has impacted Western civilization more than the humble olive
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(58)
 
(IBN Live (India))
 
 
 
Some Indian prankster realizes prestigious university uses facial recognition software that can't distinguish between human and animal faces. Tricks the system into admitting a cow
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"At this point, Brian Williams knows he's dead: He's simply negotiating the terms of his burial"
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(43)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
"Boogaloo Shrimp" talks about poppin', lockin', and why "Breakin' 2" was not as successful as the first: they were trying for something "wholesome... like a Christian production"
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(26)
 
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Who knew Canadian minor league basketball was so watchable?
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(9)
 
(USGS)
 
 
 
4.0 earthquake hits southwest Michigan, epicenter 8 miles south of Kalamazoo area. Californians smile, nod condescendingly at freaked-out Midwesterners
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(165)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Must be a day that ends in 'Y' because another New York politician is being brought up on corruption charges
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(24)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Greenville Online)
 
 
 
Geese in South Carolina subdivision facing firing squad get one-month reprieve as protesters argue gunning the honking shiatbags down like the huge winged vermin that they are might hurt the feelings of Canadians or some damn thing
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(91)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
How do you become the most popular (Republican) politician in one of the most deeply Democratic-leaning states in the nation? You actually keep your head down and run the state
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(62)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Giant rats hired for $12,000 apiece to sniff out TB
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(12)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Of course the natural thing to do when protesting Austrian political dysfunction is *spins wheel* bake a 9/11 cake complete with crashing airliners & smoke
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(29)
 
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man spots reptilian alien driving a Kia Spectra, manages to take a few pics, Florida man (w/pics)
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Well, on the minus side I didn't win the Edgar award - some young ruffian called Stephen King did. On the plus side ... I got to meet Mr King"
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(15)
 


Thu April 30, 2015
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Royal Canadian Air Force evacuates their citizens from earthquake-ravaged Nepal and lets Americans hitch a lift. What are neighbours for?
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(55)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
New gang emerges in American middle schools. Leaders said to be shadowy group of Italians with funny hats
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(75)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italian army realizes that they're not very good at the whole war thing, decide to move over into marijuana production instead
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(34)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In case you weren't paying attention, there is a giant piece of Russian space equipment tumbling out of control toward the earth at this very instant
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(111)
 
(InsideNova)
 
 
 
One person jumps out of a window to safety in Triangle building fire. This is not a repeat from 1911
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(29)
 


Wed April 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar: Christians who aren't allowed to discriminate against gays are victims of discrimination
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(328)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Map shows the dominant religious group in every US county: "Kansas, Illinois, Indiana, and West Virgina have the most diversity when it comes to religious groups. Vermont and New Hampshire are considered the Godless states"
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(105)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Technology is making it even easier for your Indian parents to marry you to a perfect stranger
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(55)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine. Especially not one that got depth charged by the Finns as a "warning"
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(82)
 


Tue April 28, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
USA Network's ad campaign for a new Christian Slater drama literally tells everybody to f--- off (Not safe for work)
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(37)
 
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Tornado leaves 1,000 Brazilian people homeless. Didn't they mean a trazillion people? Either way, that's a lot
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(19)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Ukrainian forest fire headed for remnants of Chernobyl nuclear plant. PANIC
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(74)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Comedian finds two-way mirror in bathroom before gig at bar. Bar owner: "I will burn this f*cking place to the ground before I get rid of that mirror. Do you know how much joy that mirror has brought to us?"
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(316)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NBC News chief wants Brian Williams back on the air, but he'll have to convince Brian to stop singlehandedly saving thousands of widows and orphans in Nepal first
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why the New York Times is naming names when it comes to who at the CIA is ordering the drone strikes that kill civilians
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(119)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"This is 8.45 in the morning and you are running through the streets with no clothes on. I don't know why you would want a kebab at that time of day." Australia: it's Australian for Florida
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(50)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Iranian navy has seized a U.S. cargo ship and taken it to Bandar Abbas, although details are a little sheiky
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(92)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(Latin Post)
 
 
 
It is a new day, NEW DAY, yet John Cena is still our fighting champ. After taking a brilliant diamond cutter, how will Randy Orton get Payback (and somehow let Roman join the party)? Dolph Ziggler is now owed one, tonight on Raw 8pm ET USA/pre-show 7:30pm ET
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(1093)
 
(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Harking back to the Soviet era good old days, Russian lawmakers call for punishing people for being unemployed, call for amending the Constitution to make labor the duty of each citizen
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(44)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Startup marries the digital and physical worlds, thereby offending and confusing fundy Christians on so many levels
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(11)
 


Sun April 26, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Will John Cena be able to win a Russian Chain Match? Will Randy Orton lose but then RKO Seth Rollins anyhow? Will we get a retirement speech out of Daniel Bryan? Dolph Ziggler kisses his first behind since Amy Schumer tonight at Extreme Rules 8pm EDT
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(1278)
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian preacher tweets that he prays for Kathmandu: "Praying not a single pagan temple will b rebuilt & the people will repent/receive Christ." Christ, what an asshole
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(320)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bianca Jagger comes clean, dismounts
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(36)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In Russian Looney Tunes Tweety is the bully
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(22)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Music giant Spotify believes it has pinpointed the average age of midlife crises, and it is younger than you might think"
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(89)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"The media's ignorance when it comes to how conservatives and Christians view everything, including gays, is an obvious byproduct of bigotry, ignorance, and an insulated echo chamber"
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(384)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Egyptian newspaper claims Obama is secret Muslim Brotherhood member. Pfft. Not much of a secret
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(11)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russians were able to read Obama's emails. Republicans' admiration of Putin increases even more
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sid Tepper, who wrote songs for musicians like Elvis Presley, has been reunited with him
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(9)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Tyga decides to show his love of Kylie Jenner by getting a tattoo of her name on his arm. Unlike any relationship with a Jenner/Kardashian, the tattoo will be permanent
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(23)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Satan is enjoying his upsurge in popularity as he is credited for stopping a Christian bakery's GoFundMe campaign
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(223)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NBC investigation into Brian Williams finds at least 10 steaming piles of BS
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(65)
 


Sat April 25, 2015
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul Weller is the latest musician to be irate that British Prime Minister David Cameron enjoys his music
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(21)
 
(Right Wing News)
 
 
 
In secret video leak, Hillary Clinton AGENDA to DESTROY all CHRISTIANS via MANDATORY ABORTIONS through OBAMACARE
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(229)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian's ex husband Kris Humphries posts he's "glad he got out when he did." He must be some kind of Wizard
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(50)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Why pose with stuffed animals when you can be in a photo with a real-life massive bear? That's what these anti-hunting Russian models did
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(81)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
College campus enrollment center excavation halted because of: A) Indian burial grounds, B) Mammoth remians, C) 500-pound bomb
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(25)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Scottsdale, Arizona welcomes you to a giant sausage fest. Wait, are we still not doing 'phrasing'?
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(36)
 
(Catster)
 
 
 
Freeway the cat, injured and trapped on a busy highway median, is rescued by a good samaritan who was frustrated by the lack of response from official channels. The Caturday tag respectfully requests that the Hero tag join us this week
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Fri April 24, 2015
(Gannett)
 
 
 
Photoshop this guy's giant balls
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iranian warships decide that it's really not the right time of year to visit Yemen anyways
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(60)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought "Indiana's Jim Crow" was a hit, just wait until the sequel: "Bobby and his Crawdad"
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(83)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canadians guilty of a little too much stick-handling
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(45)
 


Thu April 23, 2015
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What do the Russians, uranium, and millions of dollars have in common? Hint: It ain't Iran
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(138)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former head of the Royal Canadian Armored Moose Assault Battalion: It's aboot time world governments stopped covering up UFO truth
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(37)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prominent politician calls for doubling government spending on science funding. Wait...which one? Seriously? Am I drunk?
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(62)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Waiters to be replaced by apps that still can't tell difference between Russian & 1000 island dressing
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(74)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sen Rand Paul's son shows he has embraced his father's libertarian values by not letting Big Government dictate how much alcohol HE is allowed to imbibe before driving
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(92)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"A farmer in Kenya says one of his cows has given up its usual vegetarian diet and started eating sheep"
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(46)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Villagers in the Indian town of Dumri-Isri plan to worship an eight-limbed baby as a reincarnation of the Hindu deity Ganesha, just as soon as they can catch him
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(36)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Almost everything that's wrong with America in one sentence: Khloé Kardashian reportedly earns around $13,000 every time she tweets things like, "Want to know how Old Navy makes your butt look scary good?" to her 13.6 million followers
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(41)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"It's just getting a little Diane Sawyer in here"
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(67)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Serbian government jet carrying country's president and top officials nearly plunges out of sky after engine shuts down. Investigation rules out 'terrorism', concludes 'spilled coffee'
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(23)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Proving once again that Canadians are nicer folk, teenager threatens others with a tasteful broken vase (as opposed to a vulgar broken liquor bottle or one of them "hand-gun" thingees)
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(7)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget about the greasy breakfast or taking extra vitamins, according to the ancient Egyptians, the next time you have a hangover you should string the leaves of the shrub Alexandrian chamaedaphne around your neck
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(11)
 
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Canadian town decides that they no longer grow enough rapeseed or produce enough honey to call themselves "The Land of Rape and Honey"
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(95)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
National Zoo Instagrams travels of frozen Giant Panda semen. That takes spunk
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(14)
 


Tue April 21, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
April showers may mean May flowers, but burning Siberians means Northwest haze
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(22)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Marvel's "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." spinoff will be about Adrianne Palicki's boobs. And probably some other stuff. And they say Hollywood is out of ideas
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(112)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't even fricking replace the CARPET in the Dome of the Rock without sparing a major political uproar, a minor religious war and half-a-dozen "Indiana Jones"-style theories about clues to lost treasures
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(78)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Recently I told my fiancée I played doctor with my best friend--a girl--when we were kids. My fiancée now says my friend is a sexual predator and shouldn't come to the wedding; this friend is like a sister to me. What do I do?"
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(133)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here are 5 vintage appliances that could have killed you. Wait, a toaster could really be that lethal?
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(36)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark goes with "Meet the Parrots" and can't even squeeze in a milk the avian nipples joke? What is this world coming to?
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(3)
 


Mon April 20, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
You can walk like an Egyptian, but if you really want to look good eat like a Brazilian
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(38)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
91-year-old former Canadian Defense Minister demands government release info on the UFOs that have been trespassing on his lawn
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(54)
 


Sun April 19, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
MLB umpire Brian Knight takes a 96 mph fastball to the head and gets counted out
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(17)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen and Ilsa Fisher welcome Monty Brian into the world. He's not the Messiah, but a very naughty boy
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(31)
 


Sat April 18, 2015
(The New Orleans Advocate)
 
 
 
Demonstrating its commitment to swift and sure justice, the Louisiana Board of Ethics imposes a $3,000 fine on a woman who employed her son for eleven months over eight years ago
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(22)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
An interview with Ireland's greatest musician not named Bono, Van Morrison
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(72)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(Circa News)
 
 
 
To honor the new "meme law," Photoshop a Russian public figure that in no way harms their "honor, dignity and business"
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(43)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Dear politicians running for president, stop using us flyover states as your personal feel-good political prop - then flying back to your political nests. Thank you
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(25)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is Christianity Dark Enough For Millenials?" I dunno, a dude proclaiming peace and love and living with 12 dudes while having a mistress who was a hooker then gets executed for questioning authority sounds pretty dark
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(139)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Black female coach accused of discrimination against black lesbian basketball players. Surely, this will leave a black mark on the record of all black people involved. Black
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(32)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Australian feral cats are eating literally all of nation's wild mammals, and they can't be eradicated. "The only place many mammal species are secure are inside cat proof fences"
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(165)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
538 asks "how many Americans don't know how to ride a bike?" As any pedestrian or car driver can tell you, the answer is "all of them"
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(32)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter says he's reluctantly accepted the soul-crushing drudgery of rolling around with Hannah Davis on top of his giant pile of money
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(25)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Fishing boat crew: We got a big one in the nets Captain, what should we do? Captain: Being it's a Russian submarine, we're probably going to need a bigger boat
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So that's how it works: Iranian cleric claims thinking about another woman while having sex with your partner will make your children gay
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(127)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Are you guilty of being a humanitarian douchebag? A voluntourist? A group in Vancouver is campaigning to end irresponsible voluntourism once and for all"
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(33)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Braves management has a brilliant solution to stadium traffic problems. Fans are encouraged to ride their bikes to the game
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(20)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Convicted felon hatches brilliant escape plan which basically consisted of just walking out the front door
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What could be more awkward than meeting your fiancée's dad for the first time? How about recognizing each other from a local gay cruising site and then hooking up
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(107)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn with the mind of a geek and the body of a model will play Psyloke who has the mind of a British woman in the body of an Asian assassin, Comics amiright?
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(143)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Stossel is the voice of reason for Bill O'Reilly, informing him that, no, Christians are not going to be persecuted in America, and no, not all "secularists" are pushing for unlimited abortion. O RLY? YA RLY
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(75)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Oh, you're standing in the UK election? Great, politics needs some new faces. What are your policies?" "We will peacefully annihilate the town of Broadstairs and form an Afro-Thanetian Zaliphate in Kent." "You've got my vote"
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(19)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
What is the world coming to when you can't even go shopping wearing nothing but a giant adult diaper and a smile?
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(31)
 
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
A Smithsonian reporter is one of the few people allowed to enter the Chauvet Cave every year, the "world's greatest repository of Paleolithic art"
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(60)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
A giant sack of hairy testicles will run in the London Marathon - which only proves he's nuts
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(5)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Line drives to the face always hurt, just ask Cleveland Indians pitcher Carlos Carrasco
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(6)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman says there are no libertarians. Libertarians respond that there are no economists writing for the New York Times
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(186)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Adorably, the Guardian thinks there's an "empire of progressives" who will force Hillary to move left
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(48)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Computer games can hold some of the most terrifying, nightmarish creatures imaginable: eldritch Lovecraftian horrors, undead zombies, fashionistas
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(82)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Houston Rockets player Dwight Howard almost had something in common with Adrian Peterson
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(10)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Dennis Quaid goes full Christian Bale (Not safe for work language)
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(51)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Indiana decides that actually passing comprehensive LGBT protections is too much work, hires a PR firm to work on its image
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(61)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Iberian ribbed newt defends itself by poisoning its own bones and shoving them through its skin. So naturally, humans thought, "What the hell, if any animal deserves to be an astronaut, this newt does"
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(20)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Remember, guys, you can make jokes about Canadians all you want, but keep in mind . . . they never, ever forget
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(43)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Hipster lullaby musicians Mumford and Sons are upset Jay-Z didn't ask them to join his new streaming service, says they "wouldn't have joined anyway" because the "smaller bands should get paid more than the famous acts." Keep strumming that banjo
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(36)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Who said it: politician or professional wrestler?
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(33)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Italian soccer team makes 2 passes and scores a bicycle-kick goal without the ball touching the ground
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(16)
 


Sun April 12, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey angry that the Pope dared point out that their great-grandfathers in a country that no longer exists killed a whole lot of Armenians
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(62)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Oooh look. The city has finally built a pedestrian bridge so we don't have to dodge traffic. It looks grea... wait... what the farkity fark fark???
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(48)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will we have wet clownshoes for our first trip to the Bayou? Will there be more caution laps than green flag laps thanks to the new front wings? This is your Indy Car Grand Prix of Louisiana discussion thread at 2:30pm EDT on NBCSN
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(236)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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(36)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong -- A New York taxi driver has been ordered to pay a cute lesbian couple $10,000 in damages after he told them to stop kissing in the back of his cab
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(187)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. recon plane intercepted in 'unsafe' and 'unprofessional' manner by Russian fighter jet; индивидуалист and гусь wanted for questioning
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian oligarch pledges $1 million prize to the first person that can live to be 123, who will turn around and spend it all on medical procedures needed to keep them alive for another year
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(16)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
That "Brawlmart" link from a few weeks ago where one suspect died and one officer was wounded? Completely asinine video of the fight plus slow-mo explanation by police captain. Apparently they were a Christian rock band. On painkillers, looks like
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(121)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Ukraine passes a law banning the use of Soviet era symbols, the Russian foreign ministry denounces them for using "truly totalitarian methods, attacking freedom of the press, opinion or conscience," to "rewrite history"
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(25)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you drink bottled water, you're probably contributing to California's water shortage as much as any Californian is
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(101)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Randy Cramer (aka Captain Kaye USMC), claims to have spent 17 years on Mars in a highly classified space program protecting five civilian colonies from Martians. According to him, head transplants are not uncommon as a result of battles with aliens"
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(44)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Legendary musician Brian Wilson is asked about his feelings on punk rock movement of the '70s: "I don't know what that is. Punk rock? Punk? What is that?"
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(68)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Comedian is sentenced for conning the Birmingham City Council into investing more than $18,000 into a bogus mentoring program for students called Class Clowns. That's the joke
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(14)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
L.A. to control all of the city's street lights from a single laptop. How long before a couple of hackers with a drone turn the whole city into a giant game of Tetris?
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(38)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People in Florida hunting invasive pythons. New reptilian bounty hunters: People in Florida hunting invasive monitor lizards. "Several people reported a mysterious decline of the feral cat population"
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(68)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Female fan gives Russian soccer player outrageous incentive to score more goals. Best pass ever to a forward
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(23)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ABC anchor David Muir says he wouldn't wish Brian Williams' problems on anyone. Except maybe for Lester Holt, Scott Pelley, Matt Lauer
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(4)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RAND PAUL continues to show how ready he is for the intense pressure of being president by storming out of an interview with The Guardian after getting a question he doesn't like
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(228)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs: We Canadian teams extreme parity also. Except for Edmonton and Toronto. They suck worse than warm Molson Canadian
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(65)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Live WWII grenades found inside Gary, Indiana trailer. Amazing they lasted this long without the average Gary citizen using them by now
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(25)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook says it knows more about violating people's privacy than the Belgian privacy watchdog knows about enforcing it
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(8)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The next time you visit Gloucestershire, don't forget to hike up Leckhampton Hill and check out the giant stone penis
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(19)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Ocean acidification, caused by excess CO2, responsible for Permian mass-extinction event. Good thing for us our excess CO2 is in the atmosphere, right?
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(69)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Christie vows he won't be a vanilla politician, says he will have sprinkles and nuts and crumbled Oreo pieces and chocolate sauce and... mmm... chocolate sauce *drools*
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(35)
 
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Wiccan opens Iowa legislature with prayer while Christian legislators turn their backs on goat sacrifice
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(96)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Victorian craze that sparked a mini-sexual revolution? Rollerskating. Yeah, you read that right
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(51)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Refuse to participate in the Pledge of Allegiance? That's a refusal to be treated by the school nurse
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(155)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin is the dumbest politician in the country. Kathleen Kane: Challenge accepted
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(29)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Republicans pick up a nice chianti and fava beans and start feasting on their own
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(54)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Tennessee House, Senate committees pass bill to make Bible the state book - all while claiming it doesn't promote Christianity above other religions
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(81)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tehran mullahs begin campaign to obliterate fun from the internet. Iranian men banned from checking out women on "Face-hidden-by-burqa-Book"
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(36)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Godzilla is Japan's newest employee, as the giant lizard has been appointed Tokyo resident and tourism ambassador
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(15)
 
(Asbury Park Press)
 
 
 
Prosecutors looking into possible sleazy dealings involving 1 WTC observation deck contract awarded to Jerry Jones with help from Chris Christie, and by "possible" they mean "shriekingly obvious to anybody except a New Jersey politician"
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(21)
 
(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian police to guard Canadian soldiers standing guard at country's War Memorial in Ottawa, because the bullet used by Canada's military is currently in Alberta or something
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(43)
 
(Heartland Connection)
 
 
 
Only Missourians can prevent wildfires. Suck it, Kansas
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(12)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Gonzalez hits three home runs, becomes the first player in MLB history with five in the season's first three games. Now on pace for 270 home runs
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(53)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Scientists still haven't pinpointed the source of the giant mass of methane hovering over the Four Corners region of the Southwest. Arizona seen trying to blame it on Utah's dog
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian jets attack ISIS bases in Syria, promptly apologize for doing so
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(82)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
American politician accused of supporting Middle Eastern theocracy as a necessary prerequisite to bringing about the End Times
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(90)
 
(Eurasianet)
 
 
 
George & Amal Clooney, Vladimir Putin, System of a Down, and Kanye & Kim Kardashian will visit Armenia this month to commemorate 100th anniversary of Armenian genocide, with Kim going back to brunette to mark solemnity of occasion
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(30)
 
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
So among the animals in Australia that can kill you, we can now add giant goldfish. (Rare goldfish trifecta complete)
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(53)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kerry and Zarif reach a framework, which is good. The hardliners in Iran love this deal, which is bad. But Iranian conservatives hate it, which is good. The deal also regulates potassium benzoate....*crickets*... which is bad. (Can I go now?)
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(43)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Adrian Beltre forgets MLB's new pace of play rules, accidentally steps out of batter's box, then hilariously remembers
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(19)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's badass is this guy, who went on a rampage in a Pita Pit by destroying the store and assaulting random pedestrians
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(50)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The CEO behind forcing Christians to stop believing in Christianity and learn to start loving the gays, at least in Indiana
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(47)
 
(Western Journalism)
 
 
 
Jerry Brown says Californians will face heavy fines for long showers. Which means between the wine industry, a Disney theme park and no showers, the difference between California and France is now negligible
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(331)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
To kill time during the ceasefire, Ukrainian rebels go fishing. Russia denying any involvement
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(37)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Christian bookstore chain removes "heaven visitation" category because it's just too hard to believe
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You probably shouldn't feed figs to a vegetarian. Here's the disgusting reason why
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indiana state senator Phil Boots with today's GOP minority outreach message: "I want to know where my protected class is for me as a white, Anglo-Saxon Protestant"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dollard St. Laurent dies at age 85. Who is he you ask? He won five Stanley Cups with the Montreal Canadians in the 1950s
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Why politicians should never be photographed while eating
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Could the Indianapolis 500 go electric by 2050? And will a Jim Naborsbot be singing "My Old Indiana Home"?
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Canadians travel 2,000 miles to eat at KFC, say they hope to stop at a chicken place somewhere on their way home
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's not that the GOP and Netanyahu hate this Iranian nuclear deal. They'd hate ANY Iranian nuclear deal
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If for some reason you DID want to serve pizza at your gay wedding in Indiana, Zach Braff and Donald Faison have pledged to make them for you. I mean, it's not like they are really doing much else right now
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Mon April 06, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You cut him off, he pulls out a chainsaw. It's the Canadian way
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(Archaeology Magazine)
 
 
 
Archeologists give Altamura man an approximate time of death. Italian prosecutors file charges against Amanda Knox just in case
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Indonesian officials to 300 fishermen on a remote island: Okay anyone here who is being held here against their will as a slave and wants to go home, raise your hand...*hands* Sooo, that would be ALL of you then?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Russian customs agents set new record by finding 55 snakes, 35 lizards, seven turtles, six lemurs, two monkeys and a leopard on the same smuggler
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"if it's true that Mr. Hubbard was never injured during the war, then he never did heal himself using Dianetics principles, then Dianetics is based on a lie, and then Scientology is based on a lie"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why ants don't have a successful space program, a free-range artisanal toast home cost calculator, and Picard struggling with a new dialect of Tamarian: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/29 - 4/4
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(Sabotage Times)
 
 
 
"If you're spending too much time worrying about death, that's a pretty good sign that everything else in your life is going pretty well"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rick Santorum would like everyone to know that he is still a giant dick
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Sun April 05, 2015
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Truly astounding is the diversity of visions for fixing Chicago: you can go the polls and select either Obama-acolyte leftist gibberish or Detroit-style leftist gibberish. Authentic frontier gibberish remains strictly an Indiana/Wisconsin thing
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Furious 7 sets the weekend box office aflame, earning $142 million Easter Weekend. The Jim Parsons/Rihanna animated Home is a distant #2 with $26 million, and anti premarital sex Christian propaganda film It Follows falls to #6 with $2.4 million
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
For this Easter morning SHMHC, Christian Prog/Thrash band Tourniquet tells the story of The Skeezix Dilemma: The Improbable Testimony of the Pipsisewah
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Forget the naysayers, the right-wing nut jobs, the pundits; here's what the Iranian nuclear deal is all about from the mouths of experts
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Clash over $1.4 billion telescope at sacred Hawaiian site intensifies. With "artist rendering" of said 'scope that looks like it was Photoshopped by subby's nearsighted 12-year-old cousin
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(UPI)
 
 
 
For centuries, dancing and loud music have been banned in Germany over the Easter weekend. If only there was someone, someone with fabulous hair and an insouciant grin, who could do something about this
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(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
After realizing how much money they stood to lose, rock band Wilco reverses its decision to boycott an upcoming Indiana concert
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's cool when you sign with the Blue Jays and make your Canadian debut. It's even more cool when you bring your dad along to play "O Canada" on saxophone
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
"A man in Burbank has pledged to fast 55 days while living in a glass box to mark the 100th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide"
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