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182 headlines found matching 'husband'
Wed January 17, 2018
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Pop Tate makes the world's biggest cheeseburger. Too bad Jughead's still on a hunger strike.Join us for the first "Riverdale" of 2018, tonight on the CW, 8PM ET
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
'It's a log / It's a log / It's round, it's happy it's woOMG FLYING THROUGH MY WINDSHIELD
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Man takes his wife's surname when they get married. Naturally, people think he should kill himself for this
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Courtney Stodden breaks down in tears in her boyfriends car, after asking her husband to take her back. No, you can't make this stuff up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Days after her husband labeled countries shiatholes, Melania posts an MLK message touting equality and justice in America, and it doesn't go over too well
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump says ex-husband is not racist, merely confused. "And sometimes he says silly things"
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former Price is Right model tells all about Drew Carey. "He celebrates women and uplifts them. ... I was embraced and empowered by working with him"
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(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Dewise charged with killing Dewife
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Fri January 12, 2018
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
I guess the search results didn't include how to delete browser history or clean the hard drive
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
PSA: if your job title is not 'Train Engineer' you probably shouldn't drive on train tracks
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
In the wake of Sam's Club closings small businesses in the middle of Alaska are losing their only warehouse store it's going to make it hard to get supplies. Also, there's a hot dog cart in Fairbanks, AK called "between the buns". How cool is that?
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Thu January 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Will she finally admit she colluded with Russia, er, Gillooly? Is she still hunting for the real hitmen? Why is still news after two decades? Whyyyy? WHYYYYY??? This is YOUR Tonya Harding ABC News Interview Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Margot Robbie's husband almost flashes Obama. "Tom puts on these shorts and they're tiny. And they're really short. And I was like, you cannot wear those shorts. I can see everything. And he was like, come on, who are we going to run into?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a college graduate hoping to return to grad school because I can't find a job. I am doing volunteer work for a museum; it's turned into a part-time gig that doesn't pay me. How can I turn this volunteer gig into a paying job?"
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Four people discuss how affairs made their relationships better
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for five years and unable to conceive, even with fertility treatments. My husband and I want kids; we're working with an adoption agency. He blames me for not getting pregnant; but it's not proven. What do I do?"
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Tue January 09, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Shocking news but Grace Mugabe's PhD may not be entirely legit
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When applying for a job with a police department, your chances of getting hired would be much better if you didn't just rob a bank
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a single 30 year-old woman, and one of my goals has always been to be a foster parent. I want to adopt, get married, and raise a family, but my friends say being a single foster mom would make me undateable. What do I do?"
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I decided to try out bondage. He tied me up blindfolded to the bed, then left to see how long I'd stay there. He's marriage material, right?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a vacation home in a popular tourist trap. We rent it out to people, but they get upset when we tell them they can't access Facebook, which we say in monetized narcissism. I don't need to relax my policy, do I?"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
DA drops case against hottie arrested for mauling her husband's private parts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I recently met a really nice guy and he asked me out. He is dying of cancer and has been given a year to live. I want to go out with him, but am I setting myself up for heartbreak?"
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Fri December 29, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
RIP is for Sue Grafton
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Babble)
 
 
 
Woman throws husband a vasectomy party. Real food items include Milk Duds, beef jerky, meatballs and tiny sausages
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Mon December 25, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
At 8PM EST it's Paul's Memory Bank's Christmas Show. One hour of traditional to contemporary then Christmas comedy, in the second hour two episodes of the "I Love Lucy" radio precursor "My Favorite Husband"
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Sun December 24, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager kills his girlfriend's parents after they called him an "outspoken neo-Nazi"
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Sat December 23, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: United losing luggages. News: United losing a 92-year-old woman. (Remember to tag your bags)
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines flight attendant goes extra mile, reports father to police as human trafficking his adopted daughter because kid's Asian
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's important to have one lifestyle habit that may be viewed as 'hardcore' by the rest of the world, but is meaningful to you. And that's why I won't turn on my heater until I can see my breath inside my home
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
On your next flight, don't order the fish ...in fact don't order anything
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been a vegetarian for ethical reasons for 20 years, and my fiancé, while not a vegetarian himself, indulges me. I want the reception food to be meat-free; he says no. How can I impose my narrow view on our wedding guests?"
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Dick Enberg to do play-by-play for the Angels
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine Warden Service wants to warn everyone that the ice on lakes and ponds is still too thin to land a Maine Warden Service plane on
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
President Trump's Christmas cards are so big that he himself can't hold them in his small hands. Bonus: Either Melania Trump's handwriting is strangely similar to her husband's, or the President decided to sign for the First Lady as well
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Wed December 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump beating Hillary in latest polls. Subby's still on the fence, might just write in "Bernie"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New husband defies society norms, takes his wife's last name
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have an invisible disability and a handicapped sticker on my car. Strangers will tell me 'You don't look disabled' and think I'm cheating the system. My friends think I can increase my pain tolerance. What do I say to these people?"
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Tue December 19, 2017
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Google confirms all New Zealanders are sheep shaggers
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
A hotel charges a woman $350 after she posts a negative review online
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The Duggar family is about to get even bigger. Not a repeat from every year since 2008
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Fri December 15, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctor helps former patient deliver baby at gas station. Parents to name the child Ethel
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Thu December 14, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'If I knew I couldn't vote, I wouldn't have voted': Felon faces up to 2 years in prison for voting. Expecting invites to next State of the Union speech, Fox and Friends any day now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My friend Amy made a new friend, Mary, who is in a different financial situation that us. I can't stand her, and Amy keeps bringing her as a plus one. I am having a Christmas party; how can I ensure that Amy doesn't bring Mary?"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Dear Thelma: I got told off by the wife of my sugar daddy boyfriend, but I'm not sure how I'll make the car payments if I leave the relationship. Any tips?
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Tue December 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'm a shaaaaark, I'm a shaaaaark, enjoy your honeymoon, I'm a shaaaaark
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Sun December 10, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Writer sues Reese Witherspoon because the novel, Gone Girl, is a rip-off of his book. The fact that Reese Witherspoon is not the author of Gone Girl is apparently not relevant to the situation
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
City butts head with couple who say they must be allowed to have their emotional support goats
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Fri December 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Kevin Spacey groped Norwegian royalty at the Nobel Prizes" sound like Hannity's MadLib of the day
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There is no way he wrote this
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of 5 months is a hypochondriac and balks at the notion of having kids, saying we should see how our relationship grows. I'm 23; he's 28. He says he wants to be with me for life; I'm thinking of exes. Should I dump him?"
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Homeowner chases burglar, sprays him with bear mace "I was not dressed. I was in my underwear, I had no shoes on, and my feet ended up getting bloodied just from chasing him down the street"
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Somewhere, a package thief has just realized they've fallen for the classic 'never steal a box full of used diapers' blunder
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Obese, thieving squirrel raids family's Ghirardelli stash, also steals Blistex. The video evidence is quite compelling
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was married for three months when my husband died. His family never liked me; more so when they learned I was his sole beneficiary. His sister wants our wedding rings--they were his grandparents' rings. Do I have to give them back?"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
10 Commandments Judge broke #7 and #10
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(PoliticalDig)
 
 
 
35-year-old GOP state senator caught with a 17-year-old in a town called Moore
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Tue December 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Small medium at large
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what a "Stress Willy" is, but Amazon just sent one to a 9-year-old girl instead of a pack of stick-on gold letters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Pence's wife finds Trump 'totally vile'. No word on how strange she finds her husband
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Mon December 04, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Netflix exec to woman at a soccer game: None of the Netflix guys believe any of the women accusing Danny Masterson of rape. Woman: You just said that to one of the women accusing Danny Masterson of rape
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Sun December 03, 2017
(WRCB)
 
 
 
911 Caller: Hello Police, I think my husband is trying to harm himself. Police: We'll be right over to make sure he gets harmed
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Redding Record Searchlight)
 
 
 
Group looking for perfect Christmas tree in woods finds partially naked kidnap victim. Good luck getting that person to stay in the tree stand all season long now
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 5 year-old daughter means everything to me. She thinks she is a great singer and sings at the top of her lungs, which annoys me; even dogs howl. She's terrible. My husband says we should encourage; I want her to stop. What do?"
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Men appear less masculine when their wife keeps her maiden name. Which isn't the case with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle as nobody even knows Harry's last name
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: Can my narcissistic ex-husband change? Signed, Ivana
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: My sister's kids are on the autism spectrum. Her oldest is 13 - he experiences everything the same as the other kids. She does the same for her 4-year-old, but it doesn't work. How can I convince her to try something different with him?
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'She didn't want this': Melania Trump is even less thrilled than you are that her husband is president
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Sun November 26, 2017
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"My husband and I got married in a private ceremony with a limited number of friends and family. My mother-in-law hated the whole thing and is insisting on throwing and paying for a 'proper' wedding. Should I have some input or relinquish control?"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President poopie pants
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Fri November 24, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A woman's dogs help her survive until rescue after a bad fall in the Canadian wilderness. Your move, cat owners
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My dad was contacted by his late brother's love child; the claim is accurate. She wants contact via social media, but her Facebook shows a torrent of conservative posts and borderline-racist comments. Can we say no or is that gauche?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Here's your leftover turkey: The case for Hillary Clinton 2020
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Want to marry your 2-D anime waifu? There is a company in Japan that will provide family support benefits if you do
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Thu November 23, 2017
(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Not news: kids play ding dong ditch. News: over 80 times on the same house. Fark: homeowner chases them through the backyard in his Jeep
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida: Where iguanas are one of many things that can crawl up out of your toilet
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baltimore cop murdered 1 day before he was to testify against other officers in federal case
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Wed November 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul's wife thinks you shouldn't judge her husband just because he required sudden access to government-sponsored healthcare through no fault of his own
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar nearly lost her husband Freddie Prinze Jr. to video games. So that explains why she put a wooden stake through his Xbox
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter was born days after my niece. When my niece was 6 months, her dad was killed and her mom ODd on sleeping pills. We adopted her; said the girls are twins; we moved to keep the secret. Should I tell my daughters the truth?"
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman was cooking Thanksgiving for 18 people and then her husband went out for beer, and then I sort of just tuned the whole thing out, but it sounds like she's upset about something. Who knows. Anybody up for a beer run?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a dictator and a corrupt dictator?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What I learned when I tried to make a gluten-free, kosher, no-soy, vegan, organic, low-acid, no-dairy Thanksgiving - I'm a raging tool suspiciously absent
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Mon November 20, 2017
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Couple complains to Waffle House corporate after finding dead frog floating in their water glass instead of in their omelet
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton: Trump just can't quit me
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Sun November 19, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Remember the lady with the "fark Trump" sticker? Well after getting arrested by the sheriff, she escalates the feud by assuring she will be arrested daily from now until the sheriff is out of office
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Thu November 16, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks out of Sanford mental hospital, carjacks man at knifepoint. Lamont's gonna be pissed this time
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Wed November 15, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Roy Moore's wife claims the restaurant where he allegedly attacked one of his accusers wasn't even built back then, forgets there are things called records that local reporters can go to the library and check out
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Tue November 14, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman ODs from snorting heroin to prevent police from finding it while responding to her husband ODing on heroin
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama pastors want to get off Roy Moore endorsement letter as sex abuse allegations pile up. Get off uh huh huh huh
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I are devout atheists; my in-laws are staunch Baptists; calling to discuss salvation, sending cards with bible verses. They don't respect our religious preference. Nothing we say works; how can we get them to back off?"
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Veteran Tales
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Sat November 11, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Suddenly, bears
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Fri November 10, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman meets man wearing dead husband's face. Maybe next time just wear a skirt, you weirdo
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fresh off the dismissal of charges for laughing at Jeff Sessions, four people are now being charged for booing the First Lady
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Thu November 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the strangest/silliest way someone you know got caught cheating on their spouse? Subby's friend from college got caught schtupping a judge, who then recused herself from a case involving Subby's friend's wife. Top that
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man gets out of his marriage by convincing the judge he isn't married. Ergo: the tag
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Wed November 08, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman goes to Walmart self-checkout, rings up $1,800 worth of merchandise for $3.70
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just got back to dating after leaving a long-term relationship. However, my ex once told me during what he said was a frustrating bout of sex I was bad in bed. That comment haunts me to this day. How do I get over this criticism?"
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Tue November 07, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Accidentally packing your husband's prescription pain pills on a trip to Egypt? That's a death by hangin'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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Mon November 06, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force: "Oops, our bad"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Rheumatologist loses license for discussing stiff joints with patients
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: the only people who want you to buy gold coins are Glenn Beck and the guy who knows the combination to your safe
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Now catching for Justin Verlander: Kate Upton
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Overzealous staffer. New hotness: Overzealous sheepdog puppy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And today's celebrity leaving a 550% tip at the Outback Steakhouse is _____________
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Remember that time when you tried to poison your husband, but accidentally killed 17 members of his family instead? Yeah, that was awkward
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Subby's laundry can be pretty toxic, especially after a chili cookoff, but never to the point where it would cause a washing machine to explode and disembowel itself, knocking someone out. (Pic, video)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My mom is dying of pancreatic cancer and my fiance won't move up the wedding because she doesn't want to miss out on "the process" or lose deposits in case "something happens." Advice?
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband is very sweet to me, our families, and service people. But a bicyclist who runs a stop sign, a driver who cut him off, or a teen who bumps him? He's a complete dick. Did I marry an asshole? How do I make him calm down?"
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Tue October 31, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wendy Williams passes out on live TV, It's a family tradition, just like her father Hank would do
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Kelly: Set Deflector Shields To Full Derp
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Company fires employee for "working too hard"
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Fri October 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman: Hi, doctor? I think I have kidney stones. Doctor: Let me check... no stones, but there is a tiny person in here
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Thu October 26, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Trump: I knew Sgt. Johnson's name because it was on 'a chart' in front of me. So, further proof he can't read then
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I decided to bring my ex-boyfriend whom I'm friendly with to help a friend clean out her home after her husband died. He wound up absconding with lots of electronics; he was not given a promised TV so he yelled at me. Did I fark up?"
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Catholics and Lutherans celebrate divorce
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Wed October 25, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
President Trump claims he was "extremely nice" to widow of fallen soldier. In his defense, he did not call her nasty, mock her, or sexually assault her and that is actually indeed nice behavior by Trump's standards
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Naked 91-year-old women--is there anything they can't do?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gold Star father to Trump: "English motherfarker, do you speak it?"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Whoa, sandworms. Ya hate 'em, right? I HATE 'EM MYSELF
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My dad remarried when I was 16; my stepbrother was 18, and after the divorce we stayed close. We ran into each other years later, hooked up, and are dating. I have no cruel intentions but am clueless how we tell our families." What do?
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Mon October 23, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Thank you, officers, for keeping this kind of crime off our streets
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
La David Johnson's widow wrote letter denouncing Rep. Frederica Wilson using her husband for political purposes. Either that, or the right-wing fake news folks wrote it. Difficulty: timestamp on letter
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Wiley coyote attacks road runner
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary really tried to skip Trump's inauguration, but Laura Bush and Michelle Obama were both going so she really had to, because apparently everyone involved is still in middle school
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Thu October 19, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Broke and cannot pay for your spouse's funeral arrangement? Off to jail you go
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hey, look. They're giving refunds in the alley
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham says the Congresswoman who overheard Trump's insensitive, deplorable comments to the widow whose husband was killed in Niger should be ignored because of her hat
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mother of fallen soldier: Yeah, Trump said that
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump about his call to the soldier's widow: "I never said that about her husband". Congresswoman who was sitting next to the widow and heard it all on speaker phone, "Actually"
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Tue October 17, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Group of friends build Halloween yard display with a 20 ft, two-story, 1,000 lb, replica of a Star Wars AT-AT. Will be tripped up by snow speeders once the first snow falls
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Fire chief, wife arrested after husband crashes motorcycle, wife interferes with investigation, follows husband to hospital, forces her way into ER, pulls out husband's IV, tosses his drawn blood into waste can, husband hits cop arresting wife. The Aristocrats
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Mon October 16, 2017
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
An explanation of why so many happily married wives are having affairs. Not yours, though
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Sun October 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're not helping, Madam Secretary
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Ms. M has a problem. Her husband was falsely accused of groping teen girl on the train and only escaped prison time because two women eyewitnesses told police it wasn't him. She's still angry and depressed at nearly losing him. What should she do?
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ingmar Bergman movies, heavy metal, eating rotten fish. Scandinavians love death. And now they've deathified spring cleaning
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wife-like tweeting detected
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mary-Kate Olsen steps out with her husband. What happened to her face?
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Woman posts photo to Facebook from her front yard; "This snake just bit me. Hurts Is it poisonous????" This is why you're safer on the couch with "Candy Crush"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Are you trying to kill me? Haha, no, want to go skydiving?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
An article pointing out that all Cubs fans aren't necessarily douches. I know, shocking, right?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You see a shark fin cruising in the pool while you swim. Do you A) Pull the fake fin off your joker husband, B) Run screaming from the pool or C) Grab the shark and carry it to the sea to release it? (Hint: Australia)
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Tue October 10, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Weinstein achieves trifecta for a country song as his wife leaves him
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: your team loses. Meh: so you burn their team's jersey. Florida Man: while wearing it
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Wife wants to make husband a sammich, but luckily there are feminists to prevent her from debasing herself like that
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Why yes, the North American Wife Carrying Championship was this weekend. All aboard
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
One man, one vote, takes a literal turn in Montana this year
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
I can get almost anything on Craigslist? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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Thu October 05, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The first Mrs. Donald Trump speaks to her ex once a week and advises him to tweet more. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
6-year-old girl: Grandma, why are these animals talking about vaginas and coke problems in my book?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My daughter is 15 and she's dating a black teen a year older than her. They are both star students and athletes. Should I warn my daughter about what to do if he's stopped for driving while black? Or does that make me sound crazy?"
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Wed October 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You can never have enough Rice at a wedding
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Of all the sports where someone might lose a body part, you don't expect little league t-ball to be one of them
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Immigration and Customs Enforcement's new snitch line "VOICE" is very popular with people who secretly try to get their in-laws deported. A classic American win-win situation
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have been dealing with strong feelings of attraction for another woman; the problem is, she's dating my twin sister. I never thought I was a lesbian; the feelings are stronger than feelings that I have had for men. What do I do?"
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(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you get pulled over by a man wearing a shirt that says "Undercover Officer," he just might be a fake cop
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
While everyone else is screaming and running for cover, drunk guy in middle of Vegas shooting crowd stands defiant and taunts Stephen Paddock
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Mon October 02, 2017
(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this last unicorn (aka KCBlueGal's husband Joey from his hospital stay last night)
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Sat September 30, 2017
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey has filed a counter-suit against Cathriona White's family and lawyers for extortion, implied indemnity, aannnd you kinda knew this would get uglier
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
We are not nagging. We are just fed up
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Fri September 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
General Hospital veteran Anna Jeffreys dead at 94. Or at least we think so, although we've heard that her long-lost identical twin cousin from the forgotten second husband of her mother who disappeared at sea may actually be the one who died
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Mother has affair with daughter's husband. Then it gets Florida
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested in killer clown cold case. In 1990, she dressed as a clown and killed the wife of her future husband. She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the big floppy shoe imprint on the body
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband won't believe our daughter is allergic to dogs; he wants a dog and lets her play with dogs. She sneezes, gets red eyes, and breaks into hives. Our extended family has dogs. How can I get my husband to see it's hurting her?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark wants to make the World a better place. Let's have a teacher's support thread. What makes you work as hard as you do? What makes you facepalm?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Tillman's wife kindly and eloquently asks that her husband's memory not be politicized, then adds to no one in particular to get his image off your Twitter feed you divisive orange-skinned shiatgibbon
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(Sun Chronicle)
 
 
 
Man named Eric killed by swarm of bees, presumably unlicensed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's best friend, a spousal abuser, beat his estranged wife bad enough she's in the hospital. My husband says he needs our support; I say we need to cut ties. We're arguing over it; it's hurting our marriage. What do I do?"
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(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
In Limerick, a furious lover / Shot at his ex-girlfriend's mother / The miscreant fled / The woman's not dead / And don't panic - the manhunt is over
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Mon September 25, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
That dude is so getting laid later
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Guys, is your face wider and squarer than most men? Well, the good news is that women apparently find you more attractive. The bad news is that you're a lousy husband
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania Twain opens up about her fight with Lyme disease and her husband cheating on her while she fought the disease. On the plus side, she has a new country song
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Fri September 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Colorado's "Mad Pooper," Kentucky's "Poopman" strikes again
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Thu September 21, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Diet Scoops gets mocked online after her cyber-bullying speech
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have two sexual fantasies I want fulfilled, but my wife has zero interest in them. I don't want to miss out; I could solve this problem for a few hundred dollars while on a business trip, but isn't that cheating? What should I do?"
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Wed September 20, 2017
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
You'd think a Teenage Witch could stop a hurricane but Black Magic can barely make tone-deaf Instagram posts go away; Melissa Joan Hart went Full Omarion over Maria
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My fiancé says since he grew up in a home of all boys, he wants our children to be female. He forwarded me an email about wedding plans; in it was a comment my Asian genes would give a son a small penis. How do I confront his idiocy?"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: If the hurricanes don't get you, the sinkholes will
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Guy smuggling balloons full of meth into prison by swallowing them doesn't succeed, tries again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I discovered my husband is hooking up with women he finds online. Our marriage is typical; problems with in-laws, careers, health. I am indifferent to his affair. I don't want to tell the kids. Why don't I care about his betrayal?"
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