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190 headlines found matching 'humans'
Fri August 29, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Short List)
 
 
 
"I'm a super super comic book nerd...the problem is that I'm old. It's a young man's game and I am not a young man but there are some cool old superheroes right?"
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Thu August 28, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
GOP threatens government shutdown. This is not a repeat from 2013
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(188)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Charlie Hunnam will portray King Arthur in Guy Ritchie's new Camelot epic. There is a whole lot of wrong in that preceding sentence
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(59)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It turns out Obama and Clinton started mass domestic surveillance with an executive order. Just kidding, it was Reagan
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(65)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's been eleven years since Kate Beckinsale starred in the vampires versus werewolves versus humans film Underworld, so naturally there is a reboot in the works
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Finally a music list everyone can agree on
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(101)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Crist has resurrected, usurps the Rich
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(13)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The odd, jerky movements and theatrical gestures of the aliens in 'Mars Attacks' were inspired by the silent-screen-style emoting of Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. And other things you didn't know about Tim Burton's movies
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(17)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Times derides the Emmys for honoring content "hidden behind a pay wall"
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(32)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can Seth Meyers carry an entire awards show? Will Breaking Bad go out on top? Will Modern Family rightly be named TV's best comedy? Will Girls get shut out? Find out tonight at 8PM ET on NBC. It's your official Emmy Awards Discussion Thread
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The case for changing the rules if you can't win
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Sun August 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Someone who has no memory of 2008 writes about Rand Paul, "the possibility that such an enigmatic figure could waltz into the US presidential nomination borders on the astounding"
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Fri August 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hillary's friends would like you to please stop using the term "Obama's third term." Okay? Thanks
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Wed August 20, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Humans and Neanderthals may have had sex for millennia. And you were impressed when you made it to four minutes
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(121)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
After 45 years, Leonard Maltin's movie guide will cease print publication. Now who will continue to give movies like Laserblast three stars?
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(50)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Judy Greer joins the cast of Ant-Man. YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
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Mon August 18, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've suspected that the most annoying humans on the planet are unintelligent, unanalytical, unreflective, uninquisitive, unimaginative, uncreative, unsophisticated extroverts, here's your scientific proof
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(48)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Skeletor Spice says she isn't interested in Spice Girls reunion
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(70)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Chris Christie goes dancing in the Hamptons; damage estimated in the tens of millions
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(22)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Harry Shearer wins a Creative Arts Emmy for his portrayal of Homer Simpson, and Bob's Burgers receives a statue as well because it is, quite simply, the greatest animated show on television that isn't named Archer
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(55)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
London based newspaper the Jewish Chronicle forced to apologize to readers for implying that Gaza residents are humans capable of feeling pain or injury
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(54)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The producer of 'The Brady Bunch' tested child actors by putting toys on his desk during interviews with them to see if they could stay focused on him and have the necessary concentration it took to be in a television show
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(34)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 24th brithday to Jennifer Lawrence, who graduated 2 years early from high school with a 3.9 GPA, has acted in 18 films, won 4 Critics' Choice Movie Awards, 2 SAG Awards, a Golden Globe, a BAFTA Award and an Oscar, and looks good blue and naked
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mastodon tusks and primitive tools discovered by fishermen in Chesapeake Bay suggest humans settled North America thousands of yahs earlier than believed
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(24)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Non-smokers don't get the whole smoking thing, judging us as disgusting humans with a disgusting habit. The idea of choosing to trash your health, your looks and your bank balance for the sake of a stinky little cancer stick does not make sense"
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Tue August 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Robin Williams leaves behind four completed films that are slated to hit theaters within the next 12 months
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(231)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Once pegged as a great plot to drive votes in November, GOPers are already bored with the "Sue Fartbama" schtick. The question is what red meat could be thrown in front of them to regain their attention
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Variety)
 
 
 
RIP generic '80s action producing guy
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(30)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Need some lunchtime reading? Here's a good background piece on how democracy stumbled and faltered in the chaos of post 1990s Russia and how it resulted in Putin's steel fist in the iron heel on Russia's throat
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(49)
 
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
A conversation about how Hillary Clinton would act as president with an accomplished Hillary-ologist. Warning: Liberals might not like it
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(148)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The most shocking television and movie deaths of the past fifteen years. Well, maybe shocking if you didn't read some of the books
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(110)
 
(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Creationist really upset that biology text book correctly says humans and chimps share most of their DNA, files a complaint with Texas Education Agency to force a change. Chairwoman of TEA tells staff she's "looked into" his complaint and he is right
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(242)
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats talk about impeachment 20 times more than the GOP. See if you can spot the difference: "I say, those rufffians want to impeach the black guy. How gosh" and "OMG WE MUST IMPEACH BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WIN"
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(131)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Nixon committed political suicide. He thought he could get away with what other politicians had done, but forgot the rules are different for Republicans
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(125)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
And what happened in Tuesday night's GOP primaries? It's all here including the President's cousin who compared Obama to Hitler losing his Kansas GOP primary and other assorted crazies
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(65)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Move aside Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, here are eight upcoming sequels that will actually be great
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(40)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An historian once beloved by Conservatives far and wide now finds himself at the tips of their pitchforks and torches after he writes a book criticizing and exposing the shallow presidency of Ronald Reagan
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Tue August 05, 2014
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Humans discover, accidentally kill, previously unknown species of dolphin
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(38)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yes, it's primary day again, folks. So let's sit back and watch the crazy fight the establishment with these seven races we should watch. This is the only time we'll ever give a damn about Tennessee or Kansas
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(49)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bring me your poor, your tired, your shell consulting firms that you funnel charity money to
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(46)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How Nixon paved the way for "welfare queens", "star wars" and "denying anything about Nicaraguan death squads"
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(29)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP candidate 'disproves' climate change... because thermometers
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(105)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
In honor of John Venn's 180th Birthday, post your favorite Venn diagram
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(118)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The smartest persons of the GOP: We should totally have Romney run for POTUS. He's so money, he can't lose. Why has no one thought of this before?
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
From the Dept. of Holy Crap in the College of Religious Studies, Professor Irwin Corey, the world's foremost authority on everything, is still alive and just celebrated his 100th birthday. Abe Vigoda will be watching this thread closely
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(16)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton prepares for the Democratic primaries by not visiting Iowa for 2,401 days and not visiting New Hampshire for 2,397 days
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(61)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese farmer lynches Elmo doll, erects innovative scarecrow that will chase away all crows, all humans under 4
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(35)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Chris Christe spotted in Iowa; in related news, Iowa State Fair posts snipers around the butter sculptures
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Wed July 30, 2014
(The New Yorker)
 
Video
 
Fifty years ago, as headliners, the Rolling Stones had to follow "arguably the most electrifying performance in the history of postwar American music"
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(34)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter to GOP Congressional candidate: "Do you believe Obama was born in the United States?" GOP Congressional candidate to reporter: "I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes"
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Mon July 28, 2014
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
Can liberalism survive the conservative Obama years?
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(71)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
1974 had shiatty music on the charts and Nixon. So why does it now seem like the good old days?
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Boehner gives Obama ultimatum over border" You know who else gave an ultimatum over a border?
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(189)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
New mini-lasers can detect explosives anywhere: Great news for humans, bad news for bomb-sniffing dogs
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(24)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Little Dead Man
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(20)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Authority might abort Plan B. The only thing stopping LOLCena Wins Again is Amy Schumer? At least we'll be able to enjoy Rollins-Ambrose tonight. CM Punk could join us other unemployed and watch WWE's Battleground PPV (8PM EDT)
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(1295)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
A complete, concise guide that will help Chicagoans survive the annual Pitchfork Hipsterfest
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(26)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Humans already use way, way more than 10% of their brain. Note: This offer not valid in Fark politics tab
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(56)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic faces something of a crisis in his career: by the time he can get an album out the old-fashioned way, a thousand amateurs have posted their own song parodies to YouTube
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(141)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The real reason that Jimmy Fallon's rating are high? He spends less time 'talking' than any of the other late night talk show hosts
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(45)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The hottest baby name in 2014? Archer. Phrasing
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(140)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The robot soccer World Cup, where the goal is to make robots that can dominate humans by 2050. What could possibly go wrong?
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(11)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
The best fake movie sequels that sort of not really but kind of exist
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox's "Doctor" Keith Ablow says legalized same-sex marriage rights will lead to 'three humans and a dog' marriage, and perhaps even worse, another movie starring Ted Danson, Tom Selleck, and Steve Gutenberg
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(193)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Emmy nods announced today: Or "Who is going to lose against Cranston or McConaughey this year?"
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(138)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News upset at an employee going rogue
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(83)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Was Shia LaBeouf's recent erratic behavior a cry for help, or his secret MK Ultra programming gone awry?
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(37)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Studies show humans can taste only 20% of the salt on potato chips. So Pepsi has responded to this taste sensationalism by developing a new "super salt"
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(42)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
KeiRRRRa Knightly says she's neveRRRR going back to the 'PiRRRRates of the CaRRRRibbean' fRRRRanchise
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(67)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago this week, Seinfeld made its debut on NBC. Can you name the 25 future stars who appeared on the show? Yes, they're spectacular
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(52)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Top 10 most patriotic action movies, complete with one-liners and homo-eroticism
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(49)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The ten best musicians to emerge from Canada. Naturally, Rush, the country's greatest contribution to culture, is number one, because no other--wait, they're at number two? And they were beat out by--NO THIS ATROCITY CANNOT STAND
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(172)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently, humans really hate thinking
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(35)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Facebook may have broken the law and violated APA ethical guidelines when it tested on humans. Bonus: Fark mention
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(71)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Billy Mays here to tell you it's the 5th anniversary of my death
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(60)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why is it creative geniuses tend to have a form of mental illness? Here comes the science
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(33)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Swiss zoo kills healthy bear cub, will stuff and display it to teach children that nature can be cruel and humans can be stupid
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(51)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diane Sawyer to step down as ABC World News anchor. Opus despondent
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(75)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP divided on Export-Import bank. Seriously? This is what they first get divided over post-Cantor?
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(71)
 
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Thad Cochran survives election against challenger, outlasting Dick Lugar as sitting Senator with the best porn name
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(69)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
RIP Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez
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(153)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TBS has whittled down every great episode of Seinfeld, found the twenty-five best ones, and will air them in honor of the show's twenty-fifth anniversary. Wait...Seinfeld is 25 years old? OH GOD I'M GETTING SO OLD
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(134)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since 2010, Americans have voted out of Congress more people for the high crime of chairing a Congressional committee than for nondescript issues like committing massive criminal and ethical violations
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(20)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
U.S. House Committee on Science, Space, and Technology announces newest initiative: The Global War on Science
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(95)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Female celebrities are the Rodney Dangerfields of the world. They get no respect
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(209)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fourteen things you didn't know about the greatest NBC sitcom of the mid-'80s to early-'90s, The Golden Girls
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(36)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 49th to Fark's favorite director. Here's hoping you can turn that Schindler's List franchise around
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(12)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Spike Lee's 1989 masterpiece "Do the Right Thing" turns 25 this week. Still a fresh and relevant snapshot of a racially charged era. "Yo, Radio Raheem"
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(73)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Celebrating 50 years of CBS being the propaganda arm of the DNC, from dishonestly editing interviews to fabricating reports, to making shiat up about republicans. Congrats
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(89)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"I'm not here to defend the Obama approach to foreign policy, which I think has been mediocre at best. That said, the President has learned from his predecessor: invading and occupying countries in the Islamic world is a dumb idea"
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(244)
 
(Diffuser)
 
 
 
Ten of the worst final episodes that ruined entire seasons of perfectly good shows. Yup, St. Elsewhere is there, as is Alias, Quantum Leap and BSG, but where the hell is Alf? (not a slideshow)
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(179)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫You make me filled, you make me filled, you make me filled with some nat-ur-al wooooooe, man♫
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(16)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama has issued the fewest executive orders of any President since Grover Cleveland in the 1890s. Obviously, this means he can't even be a lawless, power mad dictatorial usurper correctly
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(90)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old: GOP House Majority leader booted because he was too pro-immigration reform. New: House GOP elects new Majority Leader even more pro-immigration reform
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(41)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Cantor's loss has created a whole new era of infighting and implosion of the House GOP. Good
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(34)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(DCist)
 
 
 
Leno receives humor prize. That's the joke
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(59)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Fark NASA. I'll put humans on Mars in 2026" Well I'm sure bits of humans will rain down on Mars, maybe even Jupiter too
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(82)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Leadership jobs demand lots of extra travel that I don't want to do" - Paul Ryan
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(17)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
America's anniversary porn: "We've just had the 20th anniversary of the Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman murders. Coming up: 25 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall. And it's just going to get worse from there"
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(54)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney: "Miss me yet?"
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(174)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Not feeling old yet? Here are 30 things turning 30 this year
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(5)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that Leno's Tonight Show run has ended, producer reveals the diva demands, worst drunks, moodiest guests, the sexually enticing head cases
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(50)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything Obama does is a distraction from Benghazi. Wait a minute. Strike that, reverse it
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(81)
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
The sad, sorry decline of George Will from Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist to Fox News wannabe
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(60)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA seeking public's help in designing a permanent base on Mars for humans.. If anything was up Fark's Photoshop alley, it's this. Let's all get helpful
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(36)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor's failure is now complete
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(166)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You want every single wacky out of this world crazy Hillary Clinton conspiracy theory to date wrapped up in one article? Here you go, and let the crazy begin
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(56)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman: Well, if humans are the cause of global warming, then how did dinosaurs go extinct? Checkmate
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(228)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Who will control congress after this fall's elections?
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(111)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Humans riding dinosaurs may have wiped out the Wooly Mammoth
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(144)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Bad films with incredible title sequences
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(44)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Chimps are better at strategic reasoning than humans are. This also applies to throwing feces
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(21)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage super mullet yearbook photo? Peter Dinklage super mullet yearbook photo
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(23)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna might as well have just shown up naked to the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards (Not safe for work)
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(123)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Marvin Gaye's son, Marvin Gaye III needed a kidney transplant. News: He made an appeal for a donor on Entertainment Tonight. Fark: Someone actually came through after being moved by his plea for help
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(16)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Say what you will about how terrible the SCOTUS rulings on campaign finance have been, but take some solace in knowing that now we have a bunch of rich white dudes wasting all their money on elections where one of them will lose big
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(50)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach becomes Lady Gaga (with embarrassing video)
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(30)
 
(Daily Grindhouse)
 
 
 
Netflix streamer? You can now watch cinematic classics like Ishtar, 1941, and Short Circuit 2
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(199)
 
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz: "US policy has changed, now we make deals with terrorists" Politifact: And by "we", do you mean the Founding Fathers Washington, Adams, Jefferson, and Reagan?
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(123)
 


Sun June 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The bad news: Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevingne have broken up. The good news: Michelle has reportedly been perusing newly separated and openly bisexual Evan Rachel Wood
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(52)
 
(Austin Chronicle)
 
 
 
Bill Haley spent his last days drunk, sitting in Sambo's and humming "Rock Around The Clock" so a customer might recognize him. That's why rock stars die at 27
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Fri May 30, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jaden Smith wore a white Batman costume to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding. Your move, Justin Beiber
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(119)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Digital Journal)
 
 
 
Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld are war criminals, declares Richard Clarke, counter-terrorism czar who worked for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: The worst gun-grabbingest gun-grabber to ever grab your guns
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(245)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney likes firing people, he just wishes he had the power to do that to Shinseki
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(102)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Rats are much like us: they like to eat and they like to have sex, and they indulge in both as often as they can. Their dietary preference are Bubba-esque, shunning raw vegetables for Elvis-approved fare like mac and cheese, fried chicken and beer"
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(53)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby would like a professional opinion from a certified comics nerd with a degree in mutantology: how much of the continuity of the previous X-Men movies is destroyed by the new one?
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(20)
 
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Will the artist with the greatest vocal range please step forward. Not so fast, Axl Rose
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(116)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The seventeen most terrifying supercomputers from 1960s pop culture. The M-5 makes the list, so it's definitely worth it
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(52)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
How Pandora figures out what songs you're going to like. They are ultimately chosen by humans not computers, if you can imagine a website low-tech enough to allow actual people rather than algorithms to pick and choose content
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(178)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood's first black singing cowboy finally rides off into the sunset
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(44)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
X-Men: Days of Future Past knocks Godzilla from the top spot at the box office, raking in over $90 million. Adam Sandler's latest ball of idiocy, Blended, bombs with $13 million while Neighbors crosses the $100 million mark
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(126)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The case for reparations: "In America there is a strange and powerful belief that if you stab a black person 10 times, the bleeding stops and the healing begins the moment the assailant drops the knife"
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(951)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Celebrities reading mean tweets never gets old
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(18)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Republicans lose by winning" This is actually the inverse to the Democratic rule on winning
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain says her father could have had Jesus Christ as his running mate and still lost the Presidency in '08. I guess that means even Jesus couldn't defeat a seekrit muslin
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(175)
 


Thu May 22, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Good news: "Black Mass" is being turned into a movie. Bad News: Johnny Depp is involved. WTF IS THIS SHIAT?: He's playing Whitey Bulger
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(49)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers unveils the title of the new Superman/Batman film. Unfortunately for them, the title "Disaster Movie" was already taken
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(272)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Obvious: Tom Hanks to star in upcoming Steven Spielberg drama. Spiffy: Written by the Coen Brothers
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(112)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Real 'Merican GOP House candidate: The gay element in America is plotting to recruit and sodomize your precious kids
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(153)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Why the President's cabinet is a political death sentence" Well if you fall from horsing around up there and knock over Obama's shiat, I'd imagine there would be hell to pay too
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(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's primary day again, which means that after tomorrow "anti-Obamacare" stances will immediately turn into "well, Obamacare was okay but who wants single-payer?"
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not-so-Super Tuesday Wonks nationwide are on the edge of their seats awaiting the results for auditor, comptroller, and state land commissioner
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(16)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A long look at the background and upbringing of the Koch brothers: TL/DR version? Thanks to the way their father raised them, their childhoods were a lot more like, say, the Lannisters' than the Rockefellers
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(93)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Seventy years young Rolling Stones frontman, Mick Jagger becomes great-grandfather after granddaughter Assisi gives birth to a baby girl. Now doesn't THAT make you feel old too, onion belters?
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(27)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Seven of the worst political ads you will never unsee. Includes the unforgettable, "I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I get to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork." The ad then cuts to footage of a pig squealing
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(36)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Four classic sitcoms to binge watch this summer (Bonus: Dick Van Dyke's weird side boner standing next to Mary Tyler Moore in a publicity photo)
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(92)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Q: How many terrible moments did the Billboard Music Awards have? A: At least twelve
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(27)
 


Sat May 17, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The 13 most famous unbroken takes in movies. Yes, the Goodfellas Copacabana scene is holding steady(cam) at #1
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(86)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Emily Blunt took Tom Cruise to a sex club called "The Box." Hm. Usually he's against going anywhere near the box
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(83)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So, anyone going to the big American Spring thingie in DC today? I hear there are going to be tens upon tens of people there
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(856)
 


Thu May 15, 2014
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith has apparently been spending her free time powerlifting
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(70)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jason Priestly: "I regret quitting 90120. Now, can I start you off with an appetizer or would you like to hear about our specials?"
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(51)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
The perceptions are that the Democrats are the party of the poor, the Republican the party of the rich. The truth is just the opposite
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(258)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
David Tennant's American accent in Gracepoint = bad. Don Cheadle's British accent in Ocean's Eleven = so much worse
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(122)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the "civil war" between the Tea Party and Establishment GOP seems to have fizzled as establishment forces crushed the upstarts in primaries nationwide, fret not, you can still get your Schadenfreude fix from the intra-Tea Party civil war
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(72)
 
(Splitsider)
 
 
 
Having gotten rid of the "funny," SNL working on getting rid of the "Live"
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The inner Bush battle. It's gonna be a close shave, likely killing a Brazilian in the process
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(13)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Faced with the increasing likelihood of losing their Senate majority, Democrats may soon start resorting to their old standby: "Community organizing"
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(253)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NBC moves The Blacklist to Thursday nights, effectively ending its comedy block
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(59)
 
(IndieWire)
 
 
 
10 movies not to watch with your Mom today. Strangely absent: Mommie Dearest. BONUS: Not a slideshow
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(27)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
In an effort to showcase their talent for original programming, CBS green-lights more NCIS and CSI spin-offs
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(45)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Politicians love chowing down on French fries, burgers, and pastries for photo ops because it demonstrates to voters that they are just like you. That explains why Rob Ford is the man of the lumpen proles
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Fri May 09, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Dude. Duuuuuude. You don't need Hillary and you don't need Lizzie Warren. Yeah, they're biatchin' but c'mon. Uncle Joe can do what they do, do it better, AND get you backstage with Foghat
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(102)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Happy 40th to the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles. A film that simply could not be made in this "enlightened" era
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(231)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(US News)
 
 
 
Comparing Benghazi to Watergate is hardly fair to Nixon
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(133)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
President B-Rawk states that American politics needs to break out of "its cycle of dysfunction" then proceeds to hit the most dysfunctional segment of American society for buckets of cash
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(41)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Spiders might be just like humans, with helpful picture of a swarm of spiders eating lunch together
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(23)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow casts LeBron James in his next film, the aptly titled Trainwreck
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(15)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell set to star in remake of The Flintstones. Yabba dabba don't
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(63)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Latest tin foil hat rumor from the derpers on the right is that Hilary Clinton is behind recent Monica Lewinsky story. And I've just been handed this note ... wait, who? Lynne Cheney?
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(55)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Showrunner talks about how Fargo exists in same universe as the movie, won't rule out a return of Frances McDormand. "It wasn't just a gimmicky Easter egg"
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(39)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good news for the GOP: "Establishment" candidates are beating Tea Party candidates in primaries. Bad news for the GOP: The "establishment" candidates had to adopt a lot of Tea Party rhetoric and policies to pull that off
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(107)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tea Party ЯƎVOlution
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(91)
 


Tue May 06, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Humans, YOU can't handle the truth about aliens
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(126)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
How weak is the GOP's presidential nominee bench for 2016? Let's put it this way: In the latest survey Jeb Bush and Rand Paul are tied for first at 13% each, and part-time Count Chocula impersonator Paul Ryan is right behind at 12%
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(125)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"...He stands on principle. He's the one guy (in Congress) who reads every single bill" and he isn't getting a dime of state or national GOP cash because of it
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(34)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
April showers bring May flowers, and May primaries bring November regrets
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This graph proves that Violent J is smarter than Kanye West (98)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
When all you've got is Benghazi, everything looks like Benghazi. BENGHAZI
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(289)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Governor Pat Quinn of Illinois bestows upon Hillary Clinton the coveted Order of Lincoln, which makes her a vampire hunter or something
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(29)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Check out these awesome, tiny statues of celebrities made out of peanuts
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(14)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In their continuing attempts to make Benghazi a thing, Republicans decide to play a round of "Where In The World was President Fartbongo?"
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(253)
 
(Celebrity Net Worth)
 
 
 
You've never heard of Max Martin, but you've heard Max Martin
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(21)
 
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Flaming Lips drummer fired after he called Wayne Coyne racist after the frontman posted a picture where a white person was wearing a Native American headdress. Wayne, do you realize how stupid that was?
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(73)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What is it with celebrities and heroin?
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(69)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In VA, the establishment candidate easily beat her Tea Party rivals for the nomination for a vacant congressional seat in a primary--which party leaders decided would be held Saturday only, between the hours of 10-3, at exactly 10 polling locations
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(86)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS wastes no time finding a replacement for David Letterman. Finding one for Craig Ferguson? Well, let's not be hasty here. We have other things to do. Important things. Things that will keep us busy for a while. Craig who?
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
California prisoner suing Jay-Z, Beyonce, Kanye West, Chris Brown, and Rihanna for $2.4 billion because he believes they collaborated with the CIA, FBI, and Homeland security to steal lyrics from his mind
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you had "heroin overdose" as the cause of Peaches Geldof's demise, come collect your prize. Please be patient as there is a metric farkton of prizes to give out
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