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92 headlines found matching 'humans'
Sun September 24, 2017
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(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Steak and Snake
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
All blue-eyed people have one ancestor in common. No word on gingers just yet
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Having beige fat can help you lose weight. Wearing beige can help you remain home alone on weekends
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Research from the N.S. Sherlock Institute finds women are more likely than men to adopt uncontrollable numbers of cats
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
In Memoriam: iPhone 9
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
1/3 of parasites could go extinct from climate change. The rest will continue to claim that there's no proof and science is bad
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Thu September 07, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Does your internet search history suddenly show an unhealthy interest in fish? There might be a reason for that
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Sun September 03, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
MIT's new 'socially aware' robot can move swiftly through crowds, post about how woke it is on twitter
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Sat September 02, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Footprints found from time before humans had feet
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Thu August 31, 2017
(YouGov)
 
 
 
This just in from the N.S. Sherlock Institute: Most Americans want to have more sex, mainly men
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hey, here's a new trailer for ABC's forthcoming disaster series Inhumans
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
First they're accused of taking our jobs, now robots are conducting our funerals
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Fri August 25, 2017
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
One of America's few remaining drive-in movie theaters is closing to make room for condos. Your new mid-century vision of Americana will now be stacked cages for humans. As far as the eye can see. How Rockwellian
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Wed August 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study by Harvard researchers of Exxon-Mobil's internal research and public statements makes it VERY clear that they were aware of climate change, and humans' role in causing it for decades, but deliberately misled the public about it
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Mon August 21, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sure, scientists say an eclipse is about to happen, but why should we believe them?
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists are developing mutant mosquitoes that can't detect the smell of human flesh
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Dog plays the piano out of loneliness after its humans leave. Your dog wants to listen to NPR
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Chimpanzees learn to play Rock-Paper-Scissors as good as 4-year-old kids. Now if they can only learn Lizard and Spock they can get their own CBS sitcom
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Don't eat after midnight, because Gremlins 3 is happening
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Next SpaceX rocket will send Hewlett-Packard "supercomputer" to ISS. Math coprocessor not included, but turbo button will be pushed in prior to launch
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Sat August 12, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Remember to smile for your shopping cart
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Go home fish. You're drunk
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
PETA demands Doctor Who be vegan. Guess they've never seen the show and paid attention to the Doctor's dietary habits
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scientists have removed viruses from pig DNA, a major hurdle in developing organs for potential human transplantation. Next step: Altering the pigs' risk/reward centers, and developing pig-capable motorcycles
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Thu August 10, 2017
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Google robots are better at tech than humans, because humans are more concerned with relationships, less concerned with oxidization, and more likely to "pee"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
There's a new reason scientists think we've never found aliens: because aliens think humans are already going extinct. In other news, sales of Reynolds Wrap expected to skyrocket
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Fossil evidence suggests humans played a role in monkey's demise in Jamaica. What a bunch of jerks
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Tue August 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man finds newborn fawn. Does he A: Leave it alone? B: Call the local wildlife officials? or C: Take it to a bar? Difficulty: Not Florida
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
When the last remaining pockets of civilized humans huddle in dark caves and the ruins of our cities as gangs of barbarians hunt us for sport, and we try to figure out where we went wrong, the phrase "Audiobooks for Dogs " will come up a lot
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Macaque attacks elderly people and elementary school students. Uh huh huh
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Sun August 06, 2017
(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
We know it's a day past Caturday, but hikers in Northern California just rescued a four-week-old bobcat kitten and IT'S SO CUTE. SQUEEEEEE (with video cuteness)
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Tuna have hydraulic steering, just like duck penises
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New study finds autistic humans share a genetic profile with antisocial bees. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Since humans don't seem too concerned about it, the plants have taken it up on themselves to reduce global warming by absorbing more carbon dioxide while consuming less water
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Wed July 26, 2017
(YouGov)
 
 
 
Go figure. Most climate change believers haven't changed their lifestyles, just want you minions to change yours
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Tue July 25, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Forget floods, hurricanes or antarctic ice. Climate Change is helping spread a tick that makes humans allergic to red meat. EVERYBODY (finally) PANIC
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Woman gets infected with strange new virus by stray cat in Japan. Unfortunately it doesn't give her sexy super powers
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
New research shows that ancient humans had sex with non-human species. So say we all
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
When Swiss people are going nuts and attacking people with chainsaws, you know the world has finally gone to hell
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Sat July 22, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Of course you're a good boy...every doggy is a good boy genetically
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Panorama pics are really cool, until they're freakishly scary due to someone or something moving. (Not a slideshow, thankfully)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What would you get if you made a film that was equal parts Harry Potter and Lethal Weapon? Netflix: "Hold my beer"
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Mon July 17, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Vip the gorilla is doing well after an emergency hernia operation. Doctors say the hardest part was getting him to count backwards from 100
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Elon Musk warns that artificial Intelligence is "the greatest risk we face as a civilization." Apparently 'someone' watched "The Terminator" a few too many times late at night
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nosey researchers find most people angle right when kissing
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Growing sophistication of sex robots is leading to moral and legal dilemmas. For one thing, when a sex robot says 10010110, it really means 11100110
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when you're awoken by a puma jumping into your bedroom
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New book argues humans started agriculture not to make food but to make fermented drinks from the grain so they could get drunk and invent religion
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Hi, we're newborn grey whale calves. Nice to meet you" (pics)
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mars mission may be off as "deadly" "space" "bacteria" that could "kill" all humans is found on the red planet. This PSA brought to you by the not-scientists at The Express. Would you like to know more?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Google doodle celebrates the woman who made vodak possible
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Alex Jones issues Chris Christie warning
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans may soon be able to regenerate hearts thanks to a sea creature without a heart
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what to do if you get bitten by a tarantula hawk? According to biologists, "lie down and scream." (With a helpful NOPE pic)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're caught peeing in a pool you usually only lose your dignity... usually
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking thinks Trump may threaten the Earth with destruction. Thanks, but that was part of his election platform. Nobody reads the platform, right there it said: 1. destroy world, 2. kill everyone because my tiny dick continues to be tiny
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Climate Central)
 
 
 
CO2 level continues to rise, no one cares
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's comforting to know that when humans eventually colonize Alpha Centauri, Wi-Fi will already be there waiting for us
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no limit to how long humans can live. Other than the proximity of how close they live to the nearest Taco Bell
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NASA denies it's running a child slave colony on Mars
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ancient Neolithic skull cult proves humans have been metal for millennia ☠
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Tue June 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bring out your dead...........Bring out your dead
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Riderless Amish buggy and one VERY tired horse stopped by police in Apple Creek
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Question for the day: Do insects enjoy sex? Let's ask the experts
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In honor of the publication of the first Harry Potter book, "The Philosophers Stone," the NYT has a specially themed crossword puzzle today. Available free for ten days. Subby did it in 15:09
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Sun June 25, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You're going to need a bigger flu shot
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now that Zuckerberg is running for president, it makes sense for him to want to learn how humans live. Let's see how he's doing
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Those 700 jobs Trump "saved" at +++CARRIER LOST+++
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Thu June 22, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says we should all move to the moon, because that's just how he rolls
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Researchers scare mountain lions with recordings of political talking heads because science
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Dangerous asteroid could strike the Earth at any moment Or it could completely miss us and we'd never know about it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pete Puma pissed people preempt his pigouts
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You had me at 'lightning fast, blood-thirsty sumo bots'
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Tue June 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thar's gold in them thar hills. Thar's gold miners in them thar bears
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Mon June 19, 2017
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
River near Madison covered in toxic foam. Just tell the residents it's beer and they'll solve the problem in short order
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You known you've trained your dog well if she knows how to ride public transit all by herself and has memorized where the stop for the local dog park is
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Survivor of eight bear attacks literally writes the book on how to survive a bear attack "When Bears Attack Humans" based on his research of primary and secondary sources, wants people to know that they could end up being eaten if killed by a bear
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
More and more types of robots are designed to reach places too dangerous or toxic for humans, like volcanoes, high radiation areas, up my butt, deep sea waWAIT WHAT?
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Don't Starve" studio's second game is Griftland, "an RPG where everything is negotiable: money, loyalty-even morality." In other words, it's set in America 2017
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Lego ships 75 billion bricks a year (think wall of China) Lego figures now outnumber humans and they taste good with mustard
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Want to stop a potential robot overthrow in the future? Give them self doubt before they kill us all
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Universal Internet Rule #4: Close those porn tabs before you take a screen shot
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Meet the future in first 'War for The Planet Of The Apes' clip
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you're feeling extra-wise today - or if your arthritis is just acting up - it might be because homo sapiens are suddenly 100,000 years older than we thought
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Volcanoes vs. humans in the ultimate CO2 showdown
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Mon June 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Is it dangerous for humans to depend on computers?" Asks digital columnist whose trolling skills are clearly on auto-pilot
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Sun June 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man obsessed with gay people says the Left is obsessed with Climate change
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Fri June 02, 2017
(CW33 Dallas)
 
 
 
High school football team deploys robotic tackle dummy because it provides faster, more skillful target, safer than using geeks, cheerleaders with even less litigation
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Humans now pose an ever-bigger extinction risk to animals. By looking at Americans, the animals most in danger are the cow, pig and chicken
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Wed May 31, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dog flu confirmed in Florida. Your dog wants chicken noodle soup
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why are we outraged by alternative facts in politics but complacent about alternative facts in science?
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Mon May 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists create new device that gives you an actual chill if you encounter a robot pretending to be human
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