Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Obama slaps Boehner over finance reform. Giggity  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(11)

(Some Guy)		Rush Limbaugh attacks an 11-year old, 11-year old takes the high road  (mcclatchydc.com)	(286)
		Heidi Montag fires her psychic/manager and will manager her career from now on. Even I don't have to be a psychic to know where this is leading  (people.com)	(18)
		Having her gowns worn by Michelle Obama gave Chicago-based designer Maria Pinto such a career boost that, well, she's going out of business  (aolnews.com)	(107)

		Dennis Kucinich has given up the fight for single payer but do not despair, that fight has been picked up by... Republicans. Ya, rly. (with video)  (wonkette.com)	(281)
		Tim Burton to make a stop-motion, 3D Addams Family movie. Subby will give you three guesses at who plays Gomez and Morticia, but you'll only need two  (slashfilm.com)	(125)
		Link: "Vice President Biden jokes about Tiger, Fox, Israel... & no one laughs" Video: everyone laughing. (Link in right column)  (nydailynews.com)	(58)
		NBC making some big changes to the casting of "Parks and Rec" and "The Office", which you'd be concerned about if you actually watched either of those shows  (examiner.com)	(113)
		The top 10 genuinely sexy movie characters. Sorry, Megan  (denofgeek.com)	(195)

		Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman may still hate Jay Leno, but not enough to stop talking about it  (gawker.tv)	(36)
(Some confused Plumber)		Joe The Plumber, GOP Icon: Obama is "one of the more honest politicians. At least he told us what he wanted to do."  (personalliberty.com)	(85)
		If you think the Captain America casting is a clusterfark, well, you're right, but so were these other movies and they turned out alright, most of them at least  (cinematical.com)	(31)
		Poll shows Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman tied at 40 percent to be California's next governor. Remaining 20 percent of voters didn't answer because they were too busy packing to move to Oregon  (rasmussenreports.com)	(90)
		Obama struck deal with for-profit hospital lobbyists to kill the public option, while still touting the public option  (huffingtonpost.com)	(104)
		Liberal CNN's latest hire? A man who called a left-leaning Supreme Court justice a "goat f*cking child molester"  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(101)

		Humans could regrow body parts like some amphibians. This is good news for John Bobbitt  (telegraph.co.uk)	(31)
(Some Guy)		The 10 awesomest guitar moments in film. Omissions to the right  (guitarworld.com)	(76)
		Jim Demint (R-uh roh) is "less confident" in the GOP winning Obama's Waterloo. Game over, man  (thehill.com)	(344)
		Iggy Pop was looking decidedly buff at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. (pics)  (bittenandbound.com)	(45)
		The ten most offensive TV shows of all time. Where the hell is "According to Jim" and "Till Death"?  (starpulse.com)	(151)
		Stars who are not the "Hollywood ideal" but are beautiful anyway. You'll see what the tag's for  (starpulse.com)	(144)
(WWL)		The 'Green Lantern' gets the green light to begin shooting  (wwl.com)	(20)
		If this is what they've sunk to, they should just scrap the whole Captain America movie and move on  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(68)
		Martin Scorsese has added Ben Kingsley and Sacha Baron Cohen to his adaptation of The Invention of Hugo Cabret. Damn, that thing might be pretty good  (slashfilm.com)	(20)
(Some Guy)		Kirstie Alley's new diet plan is a Scientology front, proving that Dianetics can help you stay morbidly obese  (showbiz411.blogs.thr.com)	(61)

		More proof that Comedy Central just needs to give it up with the original programming: Chris Parnell & Horatio Sanz have joined the cast of Jon Heder's upcoming as-yet-untitled sitcom  (starpulse.com)	(61)
(Jezebel)		Best screed against Rielle Hunter you'll read today: "We become inured to the fact that this is the most appalling story on the face of the Earth, with the worst cast of human beings, and that it is never, ever going away"  (jezebel.com)	(33)
		Alan Grayson on Palin: She's the most intelligent leader the GOP has produced since George W. Bush  (dailykos.com)	(192)
		Rooster McConaughey, Mónica Cruz, Neil Connery and seven other lesser-known celebrity siblings. Worth repeating: Rooster McConaughey  (pastemagazine.com)	(98)
(Some Eastwood)		Boy band Boyzone denies Gorillaz their rightful place at the top of the UK charts. Experts blame Mother's Day. Seriously  (spinner.com)	(14)
		Karl Rove on Iraq: "The suggestion that somehow or another the administration had as its policy, we're going to go into Iraq and take their resource and pay for the war is not accurate"  (thinkprogress.org)	(222)

		Emergence of the "Tea Party" dismays evangelical leaders who say whipping gullible, none-too-bright fanatics into a frenzy over non-existent problems is THEIR job  (news.yahoo.com)	(169)
		Is Sarah Palin a punching bag Obama supporters use to project their subconscious doubts and anger they feel towards The One? Here comes the psychology  (hotair.com)	(337)
		Next time the GOP whines about reconciliation, remind them of the unprecedented manner which they passed the Medicare Prescription Drug Benefit bill: extend a 15-minute vote for 3 hours while they bribed and strong-armed dissenters  (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(126)

(Razzleberries)		13 actors who did their own stunts. Still couldn't read cue cards  (popcrunch.com)	(76)
		You know journalism is dead when Maxim is the one printing hard-hitting investigation pieces  (maxim.com)	(72)

		'SNL' not letting Betty White host by herself, so they're bringing back six former cast members to co-host with her. Apparently they were afraid the show might get too funny for a change  (starpulse.com)	(77)
		Mitt Romney is pulling a Sarah Palin and going rogue  (blogs.reuters.com)	(102)
		Beck: Springsteen's 'Born in the USA' is 'anti-American,' 'propaganda'  (rawstory.com)	(202)
		By definition, Populism prohibits otherwise reasonable people from seeing that the difficult decisions are the ones that rescue crashing economies. Luckily, Tim Geithner is no populist  (newyorker.com)	(84)
		Huh...Dr. Seuss did War propaganda? Okay, interesting, I guess. Isaac Newton invented the doggy door? That's kinda cool. HOLY CROWS James Lipton wrote the Thundercats theme? Wicked  (cracked.com)	(70)

		If Wendy O Williams were alive today she would smack everyone of those biatches for having a femm-hawk  (omg.yahoo.com)	(48)
(Some Guy)		A Dexter tribute list. The greatest movie serial killers of all time. As one real serial killer said "People like me don't come from films. Them films come from people like me."  (thepulplist.com)	(60)
		The "drain the swamp" Democrats cancel all commitee meetings and go behind closed doors (again) to plot ObamaCare vote  (hotair.com)	(131)
		France's best kept secret...... Forehead Tittaes (possibly not safe for work)  (funnyordie.com)	(22)
		Five Westerns you must see before dying. This list is why we don't let video game people make lists  (kotaku.com)	(221)
		Democrats already vying to be Senate majority leader next term to replace Harry Reid, who has combined the excitement of vanilla pudding with the legislative effectiveness of, well, vanilla pudding    (time.com)	(76)
		George Will describes Obama as a "progressive Wilsonian." Basically, it's the "longing to replace the governance of people by the administration of things"  (washingtonpost.com)	(116)

		Why is Obama floundering on health care like a cat that can't swim? Maybe because he "wants to seriously expand the role of government at a moment when skepticism of government is widespread"  (washingtonpost.com)	(70)
		"24" has finally RUN OUT OF TIME  (weblogs.variety.com)	(86)

		Kate Bosworth may be the new Barbarella? She needs a whole lot of sammiches before she'll properly fill Jane Fonda's ... shoes  (cinematical.com)	(53)
(Some Guy)		This list of 10 movies that were better than the books is...pretty accurate actually  (premiere.com)	(295)
(NME)		Flaming Lips frontman Wayne Coyne wants to recruit Justin Timberlake for a new feature film he's making. Well, it's Coyne, and while I hate Timberlake, he can do no wrong  (nme.com)	(25)
(SciFi Squad)		Eight science fiction films you didn't realize were science fiction until you went "Woah" about two-thirds of the way through. With spoilers as massive as Alec Baldwin's head  (scifisquad.com)	(235)
		Headline: "Spring Music Preview: Get the Lowdown on the Season's 40 Big Albums" First album: Justin Bieber. I'd call Rolling Stone a bunch of whores, but their readers will get grounded for using that language  (rollingstone.com)	(26)
		Dane Cook and the Jonas Brothers auditioned for Captain America roles? That's not even funny to joke about  (slashfilm.com)	(29)
		"American tradition of zealous representation of unpopular clients is at least as old as John Adams' representation of the British soldiers charged in the Boston Massacre"  (washingtonpost.com)	(91)
		11 sports movies where the losers are the real winners. All you need to know about a person rests in their opinion of the ending of #5  (avclub.com)	(118)
		Time magazine says what we have all been thinking. Obama is the same as Bush  (time.com)	(78)
		Former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) accomplished little in his year-plus in Congress, sexually harassed a male staffer and was pressured to resign. So, naturally, Beck and Limbaugh consider him a hero  (politico.com)	(45)
(Some Guy)		Five reasons Ronald Reagan should never be on the $50 bill  (bestoftheblogs.com)	(260)
		Add Rep. Dan Lipinski (D-IL) as a flip from Yes to No on ObamaCare: "I will not vote for a health care bill that doesn't have the House abortion language in it"  (hotair.com)	(303)

		His sexually ambiguous performance in "Alice in Wonderland" is yet another step toward Johnny Depp's apparent goal of becoming the third sex  (slate.com)	(58)
		President Obama doesn't seem to have any close friends among foreign leaders. He does have a girlfriend who's a model in Canada, but you wouldn't know her  (americanthinker.com)	(121)
(The Daily Beast)		The health care bill is a mess. Kill it. Oh, and make Warren Buffet president or emperor or first citizen  (thedailybeast.com)	(150)
		Oscar producers scrambling to defend their exclusion of Farrah Fawcett from the remembrance montage, saying it was "impossible" to pay tribute to the late star  (contactmusic.com)	(162)
		Humans driving species to extinction faster than new ones can evolve. Darwin facepalms  (guardian.co.uk)	(190)

		Archaeologists ponder discovery of 18,000-year-old hobbit skeleton in Indonesia, speculate hobbits evolved separately from Homo sapiens and likely had tastier diet than po-ta-toes  (azcentral.com)	(28)
		Season 10 DWTS partner promo pics are hot off the presses. Plunging necklines, revealing slits and bare midriffs - a winning combination for sure  (bittenandbound.com)	(24)
		Finally, John Carpenter's 1979 three hour epic "Elvis," starring Snake Plissken, will finally be released on DVD  (slashfilm.com)	(19)
		If it's Sunday, John McCain must be lying again  (videocafe.crooksandliars.com)	(130)
		Tim Burton's new Alice in Wonderland: "A blasted place out of Peter Jackson's Middle Earth, where savage beasts rampage through mushroom jungles, as if Burton had injected a hefty dose of bad acid into the Avatar forest"  (independent.co.uk)	(63)

(Pajiba)		From a review of Alice in Wonderland: "Pretty on the outside, but soulless on the inside. Like Ann Coulter, if Ann Coulter was pretty on the outside."  (pajiba.com)	(46)
(Some Grey Seal)		The most awesome collaboration you'll ever see in your lifetime: Neil Young and Elton John are recording an album together  (nme.com)	(38)
		"How Bill Maher manages to summon enough denial to spend a few hundred words on the subject of unqualified celebrities holding elected office without mentioning the words 'Barack' or 'Obama' is beyond me."  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(127)
		Blondoleezza  (news.yahoo.com)	(67)

		A look back at cases of fanboy outrage over the casting of the biggest comic book movies. Not sure if article is serious?  (movies.ign.com)	(57)
(Softpedia)		Katy Perry says she'd like to be the Alanis Morissette of our time    (news.softpedia.com)	(46)
		Hugh Jackman may play Lyndon Johnson in a movie about Martin Luther King before he does Wolverine 2? Whaaaa???  (chud.com)	(34)
		Following Carly Fiorina's attempt to woo the furry vote, Republican candidate JD Hayworth depicts John McCain as Na'Vi in a new campaign ad  (huffingtonpost.com)	(71)
		It's over, folks. George W. Bush has won the Iraq War. Jonah Goldberg awaits your apology  (article.nationalreview.com)	(343)

		Why do Hollywood movie stars refuse to give the Oscar acceptance speeches right-wing bloggers want them to give?  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(80)
(Deccan Herald)		People have been living in India for almost 75,000 years. No wonder it's such a mess  (deccanherald.com)	(30)
		We've unearthed some thirty year old swimsuit pics of Raquel Welch. Dare we suggest they would still be relevant by today's standards? (maybe Not safe for work)  (bittenandbound.com)	(105)
		Sean Hannity, master of keeping a straight face, on Palin: "I think she's smarter than Obama"  (mediamatters.org)	(327)
		Another House Democratic "yes" on health care is lost, which means Speaker Pelosi has 216 "yes" votes, the exact number needed to pass the bill. Don't anybody move or breathe  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(196)
		Bush's $760 billion tax cuts were passed via reconciliation, yet the media did not cover it like it was a gimmick, a nuclear explosion, or a forcible rape of American citizens  (mediamatters.org)	(414)
		Today's "married Republican making inappropriate advances towards young male staffer" is NY Democrat Rep. Eric Massa  (politico.com)	(100)

		In Hell, Jay Leno and Sarah Palin will be our only comedians  (blogs.tampabay.com)	(76)
(Some Mad Hatter)		Sure, we all know Alice in Wonderland inspired Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit, but it also inspired these nineteen other trippy tunes  (spinner.com)	(26)
		"I had heard early reports that Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was unwatchably bad, an unmitigated disaster. It's not - it's just regular terrible"  (chud.com)	(151)

		Will Obama still be blaming Bush in 2012?  (pajamasmedia.com)	(285)
		Liberals insist the country is ungovernable because Obama is exactly like Carter. If only Reagan were here there would be no problems with anything ever  (realclearpolitics.com)	(146)
		The ten most downloaded iTunes songs of all time. I defy you not to wince when you read this list  (aolradioblog.com)	(176)

		Why I regret voting for Obama  (realclearpolitics.com)	(358)
		Fresh from the Eye Bleach Archives: Courtney Love EXTREME FACE CLOSE-UP. You have been warned  (dlisted.com)	(80)
		As goofy as the Winter Olympics Closing Ceremonies were, Neil Young's performance of "Long May You Run" was beautiful and flawless  (mtv.com)	(38)
		The takeover of Hollywood by smug, sneering liberals hellbent on preaching moral depravity to our children can be traced back to one pivotal, earth-shattering event: The cancellation of "Murder She Wrote"  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(130)
		A rundown of the Olympic Closing Ceremony, including everything NBC thought was less important than the Marriage Ref  (vancouver2010.blogs.nytimes.com)	(63)
		Christopher Hitchens: "For a few hours at least, the United States of America appeared to be - and actually was - a pathetic banana republic"  (network.nationalpost.com)	(48)
		Alan Sepinwall on Jerry Seinfeld's new show The Marriage Ref, the harshest review of any TV show ever: "I would almost rather have The Jay Leno Show back"  (sepinwall.blogspot.com)	(91)
		Pat Robertson offers compassionate words of encouragement to the people of Chile over their natural tragedy. Just kidding. He says they had it coming for making god angry. Bonus:"...personal hero of mine, Augusto Pinochet"  (open.salon.com)	(194)
		The Olympics are history and now the REAL games begin: Leno vs Letterman, Round Two  (bittenandbound.com)	(95)
		Shutter Island wins for the second week in a row, proving no one wants to watch another useless George Romero remake or anything that has Kevin Smith's name attached to it  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(90)

		Ferris was in Cameron's mind; And 5 other pretty cool theories  (cracked.com)	(227)
		Sharon Osbourne says kids today are a bunch of attention whores who are doomed because they think only fame can bring wealth and happiness  (dailymail.co.uk)	(23)
		Five movies that were one flaw away from being classics, by some dumbass who doesn't think "Natural Born Killers" was a classic  (cracked.com)	(91)

		Obama administration meets with dozens of religious organizations, and one atheist organization. Sean Hannity reacts: "Why is Obama giving special treatment to atheists?"  (mediamatters.org)	(141)
		George Wallace is the real father of the modern GOP, and not for the reason you may think  (nationaljournal.com)	(79)
		If Jim Morrison, John Lennon or Bob Dylan would've been able to have a Twitter account, would they have been able to keep their mythical rock star status?  (guardian.co.uk)	(52)

		The main factor that explains the ferocity, the hateful, the sheer derangement of the left's anti-Palin barrage is this: They are powerless to stop her. And they know it  (americanthinker.com)	(673)
		Right-wing noise machine, unable to debate the merits of the conversation, decides the health care summit was too boring to care about  (feeds.mediamatters.org)	(415)
		Charlie Rangel (D-ishonest) found to have broken House ethics rules; Nancy Pelosi begins working furiously on doing nothing about it  (news.yahoo.com)	(154)

The casting for the upcoming Captain America movie, which the director said he wanted done by March 1st, has become a complete and total clusterfark  (chud.com)

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(The Blemish)		Joan Rivers calls Victoria Beckham vulgar and rude, but Victoria didn't catch it due to the roaring applause she constantly imagines people give her  (theblemish.com)	(18)
		Sen. Scott Brown (R-ino) learns the hard way that, for Republicans, voting against Obama is WAY more important than doing what's right  (news.yahoo.com)	(128)
		Why liberals and atheists tend to be more intelligent  (sciencedaily.com)	(441)
		Obama administration arrests, Mirandizes, prosecutes in the civilian system, gets guilty plea from a dangerous terrorist in a triumph of the American justice system. Republican response: Not a single word  (mediamatters.org)	(172)
		The Democratic Party's deceitful game  (salon.com)	(91)
		Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Abe Vigoda celebrates his 89th birthday  (imdb.com)	(131)

(Some World Government)		Orly Taitz jumps biggest shark yet, appeals to UN for protection from US courts  (washingtonindependent.com)	(226)
		Ten pop songs performed by porn stars - warning: this contains video of Ron Jeremy rapping  (entertainment.nerve.com)	(44)
		The House is annoyed that 290 bills it passed have disappeared into the Senate's black hole of laziness and indifference  (thehill.com)	(115)
		Animals may have given chlamydia to humans. Your dog thinks this article is bullshiat, but your mom has a disturbingly thoughtful look on her face  (labspaces.net)	(22)

		Leaked Interior Dept document shows Obama Administration planning to create "stealth" national monuments  (deseretnews.com)	(211)
(Medialite)		Take bad. Put it in a box of bad. Now put a suitcase full of bad next to it. That still doesn't begin to describe how bad the Jay Leno Tonight Show guest lineup is  (mediaite.com)	(118)
		Evan Bayh released a document diagnosing the fatal flaws of the US Senate. "Power is constantly sought through the use of means which render its effective use, once acquired, impossible."  (voices.washingtonpost.com)	(81)
		David Cross stars in "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret", a TV show so funny, you just know it won't be shown in America. Here's the first episode, in all its not-safe-for-work-language glory  (examiner.com)	(135)
		Fox News prior to CPAC: "This is where the next President will be anointed." Fox News after Ron Paul wins CPAC straw poll: "These things are waaay unscientific. It's really more about bragging rights, anyway"  (rawstory.com)	(342)

		Glenn Beck at CPAC: "Progressivism is eating the Constitution." OM NOM NOM  (huffingtonpost.com)	(308)
		Someone has taken the time to develop what we would see if Betty White actually hosted Saturday Night Live  (watching-tv.ew.com)	(17)

		Actual headline: "Like Dr. Evil, did the GOP just steal Obama's mojo?" Un-addressed in article: Were sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads involved?  (csmonitor.com)	(88)
		Warner Brothers is slowly taking control of Hollywood  (cinematical.com)	(38)
		Remember John Yoo, the Bush lawyer who wrote the Torture Memos? Turns out, he also said the President could legally order entire villages of civilians to be wiped out if the President felt like it  (blog.newsweek.com)	(195)
		Alexander Haig no longer in charge here    (washingtonpost.com)	(186)
(Some Unknown Rockers)		Manic Street Preachers attack Radiohead during a small show in Glasgow. Radiohead would respond, but they're too busy making music and playing shows that people actually listen to    (nme.com)	(30)

		Primitive humans conquered the seas some hundred thousand years earlier than thought. No we're not talking about the vikings with horns protruding out of their heads, we're talking clubs and axes  (news.nationalgeographic.com)	(43)
		How did the Kardashian family become "an inescapable cultural and commercial force" so quickly and without one-tenth of the talent God gives the middle-school lead in a production of "The Music Man?"  (latimes.com)	(58)
		Dems, if it's any consolation, the Bush White House found Senate Republicans to be useless political grandstanders too  (politico.com)	(39)
		So who's in the lead for the 2012 GOP nomination according the members of the Conservative PAC? The gay-marrige supporting guy who imposed Obamacare on his state almost a decade ago  (news.yahoo.com)	(227)
		Pod of dolphins swims 12 miles up New Jersey river, mocks mankind for watching "Jersey Shore"  (upi.com)	(39)
		"Ronald Reagan would not have been welcome at today's CPAC or a tea party rally, but he would not have wanted to be there, either. Neither do I."  (correspondents.theatlantic.com)	(323)

(Some Gods of Rock)		What do Rod Stewart, Johnny Cash, Bruce Springsteen, and Neil Young have in common? Yes, they're all some of the greatest musicians ever, but they're also model train enthusiasts. Who knew?  (spinner.com)	(51)
		Manifestos are all the rage in conservative political circles these days with half a dozen either issued or in the works from various Tea party and GOP groups. Gee, what other party was famous for its manifestos?  (news.yahoo.com)	(124)
		Betty White says she'll do SNL, but as long as there's no nudity  (huffingtonpost.com)	(52)

		Chickens 'one-up' humans in ability to see color, taste delicious  (sciencedaily.com)	(42)
		Jerry Falwell's Liberty University continues to produce quality science: Did humans eat dinosaurs? How does God see under your sheets? Are gay people human?  (blogs.chron.com)	(170)
(Texas Tribune)		Nearly a third of Texans believe humans lived with pterodactyl lamps, wooly mammoth showers  (texastribune.org)	(155)
		Don't look now, but the "Stimulus" may have actually worked  (nytimes.com)	(454)
		Seven director collaborations that will never, in a million years happen, but if they did, would be amazing. Hell, even the Michael Bay one sounds good  (cinematical.com)	(19)

		52% on Obama for second term: OH HELL NO. The other 48% hasn't put the Kool-Aid down  (thehill.com)	(504)
		Remember how liberals were against "censorship" of CBS's Reagan biopic? Turns out, now that the creator of 24 is doing a Kennedys miniseries, they were against it before they were for it  (nytimes.com)	(154)
		Two decades of classic Bidenisms including an oldie but goodie from 1998, "to dethrone Saddam Hussein over the long haul."  (pajamasmedia.com)	(154)
(Some Guy)		This summer's rumored Lollapalooza lineup is a heaping helping of Awesome with some GaGa thrown in for good measure  (leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com)	(52)
		Senate hopeful suggests Obama got his birth certificate through identity theft  (azcentral.com)	(216)
		Oscar winners, be advised: the Academy will be limiting you to 45 seconds of tears, pointless rambling, climbing over the audience, one-handed pushups, and declarations of love for your siblings. Make it count  (guardian.co.uk)	(49)
		Lionel Richie can't wait to give his daughter Nicole away. Thankfully Joel Madden has agreed to take her. (pics,vid)  (bittenandbound.com)	(19)
		"The entire problem with Bayh and ["centrists"] like him is that the "middle" has nothing to do with staking out policy positions. It has to do with staking out political positions."  (ta-nehisicoates.theatlantic.com)	(64)
		Just 6 percent of Americans think the $787 billion stimulus plan created jobs, despite economists saying the streets are now overflowing with smiling widgetmakers without a care in the world  (thehill.com)	(144)

(Some Karma Chameleon)		Boy George has returned to the studio to record a new album, and he's brought along producer Mark Ronson. So there's a chance this CD will be quite good  (digitalspy.co.uk)	(38)
		Cheney states he thinks Obama is doing a great job on national defense. Nah, just kidding, he says we're all going to die and we deserve it for voting Democrat  (washingtonpost.com)	(176)
(Quincy Jones)		How to improve "We Are the World". Paging Christopher Walken. Mr. Walken, you are needed in the studio  (thesharkguys.com)	(26)
		Title: "Pondering a Congress without the Kennedy family" Subtext: Do you really want Massachusetts representatives being *sober* during their votes?  (boston.com)	(31)
		Joe Biden stops and speaks coherently for once. Says Cheney is rewriting history. Cheney must have said Biden has balls  (huffingtonpost.com)	(69)
		Jeff Bridges shares the secrets of his success. Feel free to read the article if you're not into that whole brevity thing  (dailymail.co.uk)	(35)
		Joe the Plumber goes all mavericky on John McCain  (politico.com)	(104)

		The 10 "cutest" Hollywood couples....Mila Kunis is dating Macaulay Culkin??? Sonofabiatch  (starpulse.com)	(77)
		"Inglourious Basterds" may be closing the gap and coming on strong to possibly spoil the "Avatar" vs. "The Hurt Locker" Best Picture talk  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(197)

		"Obama is dumber than dumb. We're not talking Dubya dumb. We're not even talking Sarahcuda dumb. We're talking pulling off your mask so the clerk of the bank you're robbing can hear you dumb."  (news.yahoo.com)	(700)
		The world's living guitar gods will unite at Eric Clapton's Crossroads festival later this year. For some inexplicable reason, they've invited John Mayer, though  (rollingstone.com)	(71)
(Inside Higher Ed)		Calling Obama "Professor"? Yeah that's racist  (insidehighered.com)	(219)

(Some Robert Redford)		Robert Redford honored with the Robert Redford Award for being Robert Redford  (dailybreeze.com)	(63)
(Star Bulletin)		They may lack organization, but the Tea Partiers can't just be dismissed out of hand. Their "broad and relentless critique of runaway government is, if anything, more popular than the movement itself."  (starbulletin.com)	(211)
		Americans are represented by two separate but equally different political parties: the democrats who advocate liberalism, and the republicans who have Michael Moriarty claiming John McCain is a secret democrat. This is his latest whargarrbl  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(46)
		President Obama reports that 95,000 jobs, including the long-awaited Unicorn Herder, Leprechaun Catcher, and Fairy Wing Polisher, to start arriving each month  (nytimes.com)	(339)
		"rude, thoughtless little pig" was thoughtful enough to call 911  (nypost.com)	(52)
		"Iraq is one of Obama's great achievements." Joe Biden (D-im) is the world's greatest troll  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(182)

		Noted climate scientist Sean Hannity disproves the global warming hoax: "It's the most severe winter storm in years, which would seem to contradict Al Gore's hysterical global warming theories."  (politico.com)	(596)
		Sen. Scott Brown (R-ino) shops around his idea for a children's coloring book to explain his rise to power  (boston.com)	(116)
		Details of Conan's "Tonight Show" contract exposed, revealing a morass of a quagmire of a mess of legalese that neither he nor NBC lawyers wanted to test in court  (thresq.com)	(48)
		During the first six months of the Obama administration, press briefings averaged 189 laughs per month (LPM) . In the last six months, its down to 89 LPM. In related news, someone keeps track of the number of LPM in a press briefing  (politico.com)	(91)
(NME)		Oh man, Bonnaroo is gonna be awesome this year: Jay-Z, Flaming Lips, Kings of Leon, and Stevie Wonder. You'll just have to suffer through Weezer and LCD Soundsystem  (nme.com)	(71)
		Conveniently for NYers, this is the anniversary of the Lindsay Blizzard of '69 and a lesson in how NOT to do PR, as the mayor referred to some of his angry constituents as "those fat Jewish broads up there"  (cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com)	(60)
		Obama's plea of bipartisanship really means "do it my way or you are engaging in obstinacy" which is the exact same thing his last four predecessors said. Welcome to Change Country  (cbsnews.com)	(243)
		Think that Super Bowl commercial with Letterman, Oprah, and Leno would have been even better with Conan? Turns out so did Letterman, who asked Conan to appear in it  (examiner.com)	(54)

		Publicly the Republicans hate the stimulus for its wasteful spending. Privately, they're hounding federal agencies for money for their districts  (washingtontimes.com)	(339)
		Kraft, Sara Lee join Michelle Obama's anti-childhood obesity campaign  (chicagobreakingnews.com)	(52)
(Daily Beast)		We can thank the Democratic Party for "Birtherism"  (thedailybeast.com)	(218)
		Tony Todd sits down for an interview and discusses his performances on shows like "24" and "Chuck," his work with Michael Bay and Oliver Stone, and his most famous role as Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candym-  (denofgeek.com)	(44)
		Robert Gibbs says the President is willing to review the GOP health care proposals that he has been saying for months do not exist  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(244)
		Outlook for 2010 midterm elections looks so bad, Daily Kos is turning to Rasmussen polls for optimistic indicators  (dailykos.com)	(125)
		Cows now outnumber humans in New Zealand. EAT MOR CHIKIN  (cnews.canoe.ca)	(62)

(Houston Press)		Sarah Palin stumps for Texas Gov. Rick Perry. Signs carried by attendees do not disappoint  (blogs.houstonpress.com)	(306)
		Sarah Silverman: I'm done dating narcoleptic fat guys who are emotional bullies  (nypost.com)	(130)
		Ordering three kinds of beverages for lunch because "multiple drinking is the way to a balanced diet," Helena Bonham Carter explains that she and Tim Burton are a bit strange  (guardian.co.uk)	(32)
		After Liam Gallagher getting injured by a fan and QotSA's Josh Homme resorting to cheap insults, Rammstein found an effective way to deal with fans jumping on stage : A flamethrower  (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk)	(38)
(FiveThirtyEight)		She's writing cues on her hand. She's defending the use of the word "retard." She's doing so many things wrong and it seems like the only person who is truly looking out for Sarah Palin is Nate Silver  (fivethirtyeight.com)	(334)

(Some Nerdcore Guy)		I'm really getting a kick out of this theme song  (spin.com)	(18)
		Ready the facepalm pics: This morning on national TV, Sarah Palin defended Rush Limbaugh's use of the term 'retarded'  (huffingtonpost.com)	(322)
(Some Guy)		"I can give you absolutely conclusive and definitive proof that Obama's birth certificate does not exist. How else do you explain why Joe Biden is vice president?" Wait, what?  (washingtonindependent.com)	(91)
		Sarah "The One" Palin tells teabagger crowd that Obama should start listening to their stale ideas that have already failed our nation and stop lecturing about how those stale ideas have already failed our nation  (msnbc.msn.com)	(477)

		NBC cafeteria attempts to honor Black History Month. They fail so hard even Wanda Sykes is offended  (insidetv.aol.com)	(81)
		Why did Alito mouth "not true" when Obama accused him of overturning 100 years of settled law with his recent campaign finance ruling? Because Alito believes the Supreme Court threw out only 25 years of established law not 100  (news.yahoo.com)	(258)
		Fox News is building Sarah Palin a new television studio. In her living room  (nytimes.com)	(158)
		Convicted felon, terrorist enabler and known liar Oliver North worries the repeal of DADT will encourage NAMBLA members to get gay married  (rawstory.com)	(130)
		Prairie dogs pack more information into one bark than humans can express in 140 characters  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(20)
		Humans are basically self-domesticated apes. Your girlfriend wants you back on your leash  (npr.org)	(40)

		Palin, Limbaugh go head to head over the use of the "r" word as Limbaugh defends Rahm Emanuel for the slur, submitter's head assplodes  (news.yahoo.com)	(147)
(Some Guy)		Once upon a time, James Cameron directed Kathryn Bigelow and half the cast of "Aliens" in a mid-80s music video  (heatvisionblog.com)	(12)
		Canadian team thrusts forward observation, nailing homosexuals as exceptionally skilled at rearing children, plowing into Christian rhetoric  (examiner.com)	(52)
		Liberals wouldn't have to be so condescending if people weren't so damned stupid: "Their views are correct, self-evident, and based on fact and reason, while conservative positions are not just wrong but illegitimate"  (washingtonpost.com)	(378)
(Spin)		John Mayer tweets:"As de facto leader and bass player of Fall Out Boy, I am thrilled to announce Queensryche's Geoff Tate is our new singer." Unlike Fall Out Boy, that might actually be worth a listen  (spin.com)	(52)
		Representative Kennedy (D-enial) is angry that Scott Brown (R-eally Sexy) is in fact, a Republican  (thehill.com)	(161)
		Twelve of the best mustaches in the movies. Well, eleven awesome ones and one pathetic excuse for a mustache  (denofgeek.com)	(130)
		You all saw it coming; Frances Bean Cobain set to make her singing debut. Joining her on the track will be Gerard Way, Andrew WK and Weird Al Yankovic. Didn't see that one coming did ya, Nostradamus?  (new.music.yahoo.com)	(59)
		You'd never have caught Walter Cronkite lounging in a speedo and a smile, and thank God for that: Katie Couric poses for some glamour shots  (gawker.com)	(62)

		And she's buy-uy-ing a (license to record a cover of) Stairway To Heaven  (mtv.com)	(27)
(Some Alien)		British astrobiologist asserts that human beings are aliens brought to Earth by comets, making Captain Kirk's affairs not so remarkable after all  (koreatimes.co.kr)	(44)
		Nick Jonas says Bob Dylan can't sing, which is perfect because Nick Jonas can't write (with video)  (huffingtonpost.com)	(48)
(Some Guy)		Senators (D & R) announce a bill that would block funding for Obama's proposal to try 9/11 co-conspirators in the US, instead to be tried in military tribunals at Gitmo  (motherjones.com)	(117)
		It's official: Even the head of Taylor Swift's label admits she can't sing  (news-briefs.ew.com)	(133)
		Republicans: Hey Wall Street fat cats, wanna lend a brother a dime?  (online.wsj.com)	(41)
		In a surprise to absolutely no one except US Senators and people who were taught 3rd grade civics but never thought about it critically, the filibuster has actually never been a good idea  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(245)
		Obama has a (carefully scripted) Q&A with (hand-selected) Democrats (who are in tough reelection races) to address their concerns (and give them lots of soundbites for their upcoming campaigns)  (blogs.wsj.com)	(134)
(Some Toothy Grins)		Shane MacGowan, Nick Cave, and Johnny Depp have finished recording their charity single for Haiti. To paraphrase Meatloaf, two out of three ain't bad  (digitalspy.co.uk)	(23)
		So, Caribou Barbie: do you plan to call for Limbaugh to be fired, or did you just use Trig to score political points (again)?  (mediamatters.org)	(166)
		Special Olympics tell Rahm Emanuel to slowly kiss their retarded asses  (politico.com)	(161)

		Today's WTF campaign ad: Fiorina tries to get the Furry vote. Or something, I dunno  (swampland.blogs.time.com)	(98)
		GOP: "We demand Brown be seated immediately WHARRRGARBL" Dems: "OK" GOP: "Oh, well, uhm, thanks."  (news.yahoo.com)	(177)
		Joe Biden's Oscar Pick? He likes uhhh, ummm, uhhh, ummm, uhhh, ummm this new program he looked at that he wished he had seen in 3D in which you can watch a science fiction thing unfold in front of you  (abcnews.go.com)	(76)
		Further proving that the health care debacle has flipped a switch in the president's brain, Obama agrees to meet Dalai Lama  (washingtonpost.com)	(107)
		Orrin Hatch (R-PfizerMerckBristolMyersSquibb) says Obama is so very very wrong on campaign financing  (politico.com)	(118)
		Patrick Stump says in no uncertain terms that Fall Out Boy is done. He's not blaming anyone in particular, but says that someone was being a real wentzbag about things  (contactmusic.com)	(29)
		Senator Orrin Hatch says Guantanamo is "pretty nice compared to Illinois"; New Jersey is enjoying the schadenfreude  (swamppolitics.com)	(28)
(Some Guy)		2008 GOP: We're going by what General Petraeus tells us. 2010 GOP: Who is this Petraeus guy?  (washingtonmonthly.com)	(276)
(Red State)		Tied to Blago, Rezko, and The Mob. Looks like Illinois Democrats have found themselves a new Senator  (redstate.com)	(45)
		Now that Obama has supported repealing Don't Ask Don't Tell, John McCain has no choice but to flip-flop on it  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(81)

		Rep. James Clyburn (D-umbass): 'We've got to spend our way out of this recession'  (thehill.com)	(203)
		Today's GOP filibuster: the Solicitor General at the Department of Labor  (huffingtonpost.com)	(178)
		"Hurt Locker" and "Neo Skywalker Saves FernGully For Pocohontas" lead Oscar nominations with nine each  (msnbc.msn.com)	(319)
		Secretary of Defense Robert Gates wants to ease "don't ask, don't tell" out slowly, carefully. Doesn't understand the importance of rapid pull-out  (boston.com)	(156)

		Poll shows a nice little post-SOTU bump for Obama. But it's Rasmussen, not Gallup, so no-one's interested, right? Right?  (rasmussenreports.com)	(116)
		Jesus, Crist looks like he's gonna get crucified by Marco Rubio in the Republican primary  (rasmussenreports.com)	(122)
		What the stars were wearing at the Grammys: The good, the bad, and the Gaga (pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(53)
		Twenty-six attempts by musicians to make familiar songs "edgy"  (avclub.com)	(165)
		"Many people ask me whether the Democrats are in as much trouble as they were in 1994. The numbers suggest they are in much deeper trouble"  (washingtonexaminer.com)	(435)

(GeekWeek)		The 20 greatest extended takes in movie history, all on one slideshow-free page - and yes, the one you think should be at #1 is at #1  (geekweek.com)	(169)
		Top ranking Republican admits they have no interest in bipartisanship. Congressional Dems will still grovel for approval  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(507)
		It's that time once again for our annual Grammy Awards Discussion Thread. And to help us, here's an oldie but goodie: the seven biggest Grammy snubs of all time. Say what you will about Steely Dan...that was the best album that year  (cracked.com)	(538)
		Rickie Lee Jones to Tracy Chapman: Grammy Award winners for Best New Artists in the '80s  (blogs.tampabay.com)	(20)
		After getting their ass handed to them in the State of the Union speech and on their own turf Friday, Republicans fight back with a tried and true political chestnut: Obama is "soft on terror". EVERYBODY PANIC  (politico.com)	(456)

		"I suppose the end of human spaceflight does represent change, but it is certainly not the change I believe in," says Sen. Richard Shelby, R-ocketman  (blog.al.com)	(393)
		Republican voters are "like a French Revolution in reverse in which the workers come pouring down the street screaming more power to the aristocracy."  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(307)
		Oprah held a half hour discussion with her audience after yesterday's show with the Jay Leno interview, and all of the Team Leno crazy cat ladies came out of the woodwork  (tv.gawker.com)	(111)
		Jimmy Kimmel drops some more pwnage on Jay Leno regarding his whiny little "Oprah" interview  (examiner.com)	(31)
		"Why do people often vote against their own interests?" Democrat African-Americans and gay Republicans unavailable for comment  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(118)
(Some Cheerleader)		Team Obama Head Cheerleader Nancy "Boom-Boom" Pelosi's been Livin' La Vida Loca on our dime  (rightsidenews.com)	(110)

		Miss America Live says that "Rush Limbaugh has exceptionally impressive fist pumping skills"  (politico.com)	(41)
		New Natalie Portman/Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie is just like a White Snake song  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(24)
		Pelosi on the health bill: "If the gate is closed, we will go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we will pole vault in. If that doesn't work, we will parachute in." What if the chutes won't open?  (news.yahoo.com)	(79)
		Barack Obama is Scott Brown's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate  (nydailynews.com)	(63)
		Courtney Love: "I think Kurt would be fine with having five Kurt Cobains singing the (Spice Girls) song Wannabe, like, 'Tell me what you want, what you really really want.'... I think he'd find that really funny"  (contactmusic.com)	(25)

		Jay Leno on Oprah: "Conan's ratings were already destructive to the franchise." Jay Leno in August '09: "Conan's ratings are the exact same thing i went through."  (huffingtonpost.com)	(148)
		Bernanke confirmed. Pass out the party favors and put a TARP down  (news.yahoo.com)	(134)
		Comedy duo reponsible for "Rod Blagojevich: Superstar" unveils their next brainchild: "Rush Limbaugh: The Musical." And yes, the lyrics to the song about Oxycontin addiction are included  (suntimes.com)	(47)
		AP fact checks Obama's speech. Where's Joe Wilson when you need him?  (statesman.com)	(362)
		Maureen Dowd has a new crush  (nytimes.com)	(94)
		Chris Matthews: "I forgot Obama was black for an hour"  (huffingtonpost.com)	(562)

		Sensing an opportunity, Hillary Clinton says she won't serve two terms as Secretary of State and will have plenty of time from 2012 on if America wants her to do, you know, stuff  (politico.com)	(61)
		Ethics concerns may keep Bachmann from attending Tea Party convention, once someone tells her what 'ethics' means  (thehill.com)	(28)
		Obama's spending freeze is getting results already: Lobbyists are rushing to get their projects on the final $80 billion stimulus plan before the wallet closes  (thehill.com)	(106)
		Continuing with a tradition from the Bush years, get your State of the Union drinking game playing card here  (huffingtonpost.com)	(142)
		Iowa's two senators, Republican Chuck Grassley and Democrat Tom Harkin, say they will both vote against confirming Ben Bernake to a second term. SOLIDARITY BABY  (qctimes.com)	(33)
		Thanks to films like "Avatar," science fiction may win some respect at the Oscars. With image of what you'll see at every furry convention from now until the sun becomes a red giant  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)	(105)
		With people suffering in Haiti, people losing jobs, and health care in the toliet, there's always a glimmer of hope...if you're a spray-tanned Italian from Jersey  (gawker.com)	(78)
		Bob Dylan once performed for the Pope, now he will perform for the Messiah  (examiner.com)	(43)

(Pitchfork)		Step aside, Lady Gaga. You've been out-weirded by Fever Ray's Karin Drejer. Seriously, What the HELL WAS THAT? (with vid)  (pitchfork.com)	(112)
(Some Guy)		Most jobs you get in trouble for spending your time on Facebook, but apparently Congressional Republicans are avid Farmville players  (politifact.com)	(85)
		The 25 Best Sequels. Well, they got #1 right, anyway  (denofgeek.com)	(263)
(Some Guy)		Apparently we have Pee-Wee Herman to thank for Will Ferrell's career  (ifc.com)	(28)
		Justin Timberlake gets coveted pudding prize  (contactmusic.com)	(8)
(Some Guy)		Humanity's hackers: the do-it-yourself biology movement  (hplusmagazine.com)	(99)

		ACLU to Lieberman (I-diot): "The Constitution is not optional."  (rawstory.com)	(263)
		Kirstie Alley: "I JUST ATE A side of beef, 2 kindergarteners, a hot tub of linguini, 3 Dalmatians, and a big plate of doughnuts"  (celebitchy.com)	(60)
(538)		When you're the Senate Majority Leader and the most optimistic scenario shows you with a 17% chance of survival, you are some kind of screwed  (fivethirtyeight.com)	(147)
		When the humans from the biblical BSG exodus landed, there were only 18,500 survivors  (science.slashdot.org)	(64)
		Jay Leno was America's number one TV personality. Now he's third. Oprah is first. Bill O'Reilly is tenth, and would be second if not for a vast left-wing conspiracy against him  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com)	(67)
		New advanced prostheses making amputees stronger than normal humans. Now we have to worry if they are going to make them sexier, too. With a scary, but, you'd hit it anyway picture  (popsci.com)	(317)
		James Carville in November, 2008: 40 years of Democrats rule. 2010: Blame Bush for loss of filibuster-proof Senate  (ft.com)	(140)
		Governments should prepare for the worst if aliens visit Earth because beings from outer space are likely to be just like humans, says leading scientist  (guardian.co.uk)	(236)
		Obama Press Guy to the Senate: "Mighty fine economy you got there, it'd be a shame if you didn't confirm Ben Bernanke and the economy were to tank"  (dailykos.com)	(225)

(Some Guy)		From funky to heavy - 10 legendary bassists with 10 legendary solos  (sneakmove.com)	(121)
		$500,000 spent on Tom Hanks walk-on music on the last "Tonight Show". All 10 seconds of it  (huffingtonpost.com)	(114)
		Rapper Apache goes to the Happy Hunting Ground  (mtv.com)	(29)
		45 to 44. Hey, that is a change  (hotair.com)	(236)

		Mark Sanchez likened to Obama and Peyton Manning seen as Hillary, that's what happens when The Atlantic does sports coverage  (politics.theatlantic.com)	(48)
		Jean Simmons dead, plans for KISS rerereunion tour on hold  (latimes.com)	(77)

		It is not OK to send death threats just because someone mocks Michelle Obama. Wait . . . it's Scott Baio? Carry on  (dailymail.co.uk)	(42)
		In theory, an untied shoelace could hurt really really bad  (news.yahoo.com)	(11)
		Republicans shouldn't do their touchdown dance while they're still on their own 41-yard line  (news.yahoo.com)	(91)
		While the world has no need for a remake of "A Star is Born," someone has gotten it into his head it needs to happen, and Robert Downey Jr. and Beyonce are the ones to make it so  (contactmusic.com)	(20)
		NBC paid Conan $32 million to leave. But that's better than the $150 million it would have cost to dump Leno. Who the hell is negotiating contracts over there, the Pants on the Ground Guy?  (nypost.com)	(77)
		Christopher Walken with no shirt on. It's not what you think. Or maybe it is  (dlisted.com)	(150)
		George Clooney's A-list telethon for Haiti advise Kanye West to just stay home  (nydailynews.com)	(46)
		"You won't have any more senators from Kansas or Oregon, you'll have senators from Cheekies and Exxon. Maybe we'll have to wear corporate logos like Nascar drivers" said the Congressman  (rawstory.com)	(466)
(Stereogum)		Peter Gabriel's new album, a collection of covers ranging from Talking Heads, Radiohead to Bowie, achieves the impossible: Make an Arcade Fire song even more boring  (stereogum.com)	(26)
		Obama is seen as anti-business by 77% of all corporate whores  (news.yahoo.com)	(121)
		Loretta Lynn is preparing to go on the Lilith Fair Tour, outlive us all  (contactmusic.com)	(15)
		The second to last night of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien features Pee Wee Herman, a Kentucky Derby winner and Robin Williams. It's your next-to-last late night wrap-up thread  (tv.gawker.com)	(142)
		Health care reform teeters on the brink of collapse as Democratic leaders discover that there's no way to appease the left wing and assuage the fears of centrists after the Massachusetts election  (politico.com)	(186)

		Tiny-bodied animals called protozoans refute the theory of intelligent design favored by tiny-brained humans  (reason.com)	(138)
(FiveThirtyEight)		This is why we can't have nice healthcare things -- One side's a bunch of shameless liars, the other side's gutless  (fivethirtyeight.com)	(168)
(Billboard)		Musicians performing at the Grammy Awards will stay after the ceremony in order to record a single entitled "We Are the World" to benefit victims of a recent tragedy. This is not a repeat from 1985  (billboard.com)	(47)
(Some Guy)		Miley Cyrus sounds like a strangled cat  (gabbybabble.celebuzz.com)	(111)
		Behold, Haitians, and despair: a vaccuum of suck is about to be set upon ye  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(40)
		Democrats come to stark realization: "Every state is in play"  (politico.com)	(288)
		California GOP: "We hope Barack Obama will do for Barbara Boxer in November what he did for Martha Coakley this week"  (cbs13.com)	(142)
		A mighty fine photo collection of Waylon, Willie, Kris, Johnny, and other old-school country heros. BONUS: Not a slideshow  (theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com)	(20)
		The only person who seems unable to make a good joke about the Tonight Show situation is Jay Leno. Here's Wednesday Late Night video recap thread  (tv.gawker.com)	(324)
		Republicans refuse to join bipartisan budget deficit panel, on the grounds that fixing the problem would make the Democrats look good  (nytimes.com)	(232)
		When Brown runs for President in 2012 he will actually be more qualified than Obama was when he ran  (news.yahoo.com)	(249)

		After Brown win, MSM decides it might be worth doing more to understand the Tea Party movement than just reading the most recent DNC press release  (weeklystandard.com)	(271)
(RWN)		"If only Obama had been an ambitious, far left-wing radical who acted like he won instead of playing patty cake with those Republicans, voters would have loved him and the seat would have been held in a cakewalk."  (rightwingnews.com)	(372)
		How Coakley blew it in Massachusetts  (blog.newsweek.com)	(239)
(Collider)		Coen Brothers' version of "True Grit" set to arrive on Christmas Day, which gives everyone plenty of time to figure out how this remake rapes their childhood  (collider.com)	(110)

		Scientists say that monkey brains are 'hardwired' for simple math; humans still unable to calculate a tip  (news.yahoo.com)	(54)
		Rahm Emanuel calls Martha Coakley a brain-dead moron surrounded by a bunch of sycophants. Or, your typical Liberal Democrat  (politico.com)	(208)
		David Letterman: Relentlessly mocking Jay Leno is 'just fun'  (popwatch.ew.com)	(69)
		Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) on Republicans filling Ted Kennedy's seat: "Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys who drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident?"  (businessweek.com)	(141)
		Brady center upset that President Obama has not sought violations of the United States Constitution  (thehill.com)	(304)
		Republicans lecturing the country about fiscal responsibility, economic recovery, governing - or anything else, for that matter - would be like Mick Jagger lecturing Mother Teresa about excessive promiscuity  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)	(243)
(Daily Caller)		New poll shows ObamaCare to be "widely unpopular." And what lying, right-wing Fox News Republican mouthpiece said that? Uh, James Carville  (dailycaller.com)	(420)

		Paul Krugman blames Obama's flagging popularity on policy compromises and refusing to emulate Ronald Reagan  (nytimes.com)	(156)
		Democrats play the same tired old song, "Blame Bush" for Martha Coakley's failing Senate bid. Seriously, are you guys going to get a new tune before 2012?  (hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com)	(300)
(NewEurope.eu)		Here's an article that grades President Obama's first year. The grading is done by a socialist progressive commie gay atheist European, so he just *has* to get a good grade, right?  (neurope.eu)	(130)
		"Destroying the integrity of U.S. elections has been a longtime project for the far left"  (pajamasmedia.com)	(188)
		Footage from "The Big Bang Theory" without a laughtrack might actually make "The Big Bang Theory" watchable, in a surreal, painfully awkward, Lynchian sorta way  (examiner.com)	(100)
		Sandra Bullock donates $1 million to Haitian relief efforts. No snark, no mockery, just an all around cool gesture on Ms. Bullock's part  (starpulse.com)	(127)

		Just in case Martha Coakley hadn't screwed up enough yet, add one more insanity to the resume of the man about to beat her: Scott Brown is a birther  (yglesias.thinkprogress.org)	(384)
		Typical liberal apologist blames humans for turning sharks into maneaters (w/ "I'm a shark" mugshot)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(151)
		If Democrats lose Ted Kennedy's seat, Senate may bypass that whole "voting" thing on health care reform  (news.yahoo.com)	(168)
		Conan O'Brien's ratings have been through the roof since the NBC farkover  (starpulse.com)	(145)
		The hidden brain of humans. Or, why you care more about a lost dog than genocide  (washingtonpost.com)	(125)
		Brian Eno on producing U2 and Coldplay: "I was paranoid that I might end up with the same basic track for each group and I wouldn't notice until it was too late"  (guardian.co.uk)	(33)
		If the GOP wins the Massachussetts Senate seat, it will not only be a vindication of the nihilistic and destructive strategy of obstructionism, but it will be final proof that the American people don't deserve to keep their republic  (andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com)	(533)
		Guns n' Roses plays first concert since "Chinese Democracy". The show took twenty years to do, was stopped half way though and started over, and was met with a giant meh from the audience  (rollingstone.com)	(28)
		The GOP is finding out that going with Palin and Steele to Tea Partyvile will only get them a lousy T-Shirt  (nytimes.com)	(147)
		Texas Board of Education moves to restore Christmas, study country music instead of hip hop, eliminate "global citizenship," and promote the Heritage Foundation, the Moral Majority and the National Rifle Association  (mysanantonio.com)	(194)
		Joan Collins, Jane Seymour and Jane Fonda glamour up a Golden Globes party. Between the three of them, there's 206 years of experience, and yes, you'd still hit it  (dailymail.co.uk)	(92)

(Some Guy)		Free to a good home: one eight-foot grizzly with compulsive self-pleasure habit, one automated pimp, and one sharp-tongued miniature Pinscher  (thrfeed.com)	(93)
		Kate Beckinsale on living up to being named Esquire Magazine's sexiest woman alive: "I need to go out and become much better at pole dancing or something." God bless you, Esquire Magazine  (askmen.com)	(72)
		The majority of Americans would vote against Obama if the 2012 election were held today. This is bad news...for Obama  (hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com)	(200)
		What's on the iPod of the world's most evil men? While Osama is into B-52s and Whitney Houston and Kim Jong-Il is more of a Clapton fan, Colonel Gaddafi reveals that, like camels and couscous, Lionel Richie is huge in Libya  (guardian.co.uk)	(13)
		Late Night Wars Friday edition: Conan slays NBC yet again, and Jay takes a swipe at Dave... at this point let's just say "chin" instead of "douche" or "wentz"  (tv.gawker.com)	(169)
		MSNBC hosts picks Lincoln as her favorite founding father after laughing at Sarah Palin for picking all of them  (hotair.com)	(373)

		GOPs Froth Over Santorum Exploration  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(178)
		Karl Rove: Americans learned last year that President Obama discards campaign promises like most people discard used Kleenex  (online.wsj.com)	(213)
		Rush Limbaugh says he will not back off his criticism of Obama's response to Haiti, because "everything is political to this president."  (politico.com)	(219)
		Both Rush Limbaugh and Pat Robertson are learning that there IS actually a limit to how stupid and/or hateful you can be to victims of a tragedy before everyone starts calling you out as a dick  (news.yahoo.com)	(871)
		The top seven classic movie moments you didn't know were improv  (spike.com)	(522)

		Olbermann: "Mr. Robertson, Mr. Limbaugh, your lives are not worth those of the lowest, meanest, poorest of those victims still lying under that rubble in Haiti tonight. You serve no good, you serve no God." With video goodness  (rawstory.com)	(389)
(Deadline Hollywood)		Nothing like kicking the crap out of a nice guy who did nothing wrong: If Conan O'Brien doesn't play ball, NBC threatens to keep him off the air for more than 3 years  (deadline.com)	(134)
		GOP Massachusetts Senate candidate Scott Brown on the Tea Party movement: "Never heard of them." Awkward  (boston.com)	(195)
		Day 2 of the Leno Wars - rundown (in video clips) of all the late night hosts chiming in  (tv.gawker.com)	(134)
		Now we know why Billy Corgan is giving away the new Smashing Pumpkins for free - he's co-writing it with Jessica Simpson  (3news.co.nz)	(15)
		Teddy Penderunderthegrass  (nola.com)	(54)
		The Reitman that isn't a hack confirmed to direct "Ghostbusters 3"  (cinematical.com)	(53)

		Rush Limbaugh attacks Obama for talking about Haiti too soon. Because what's a natural disaster that takes a hundred thousand lives, if not a great opportunity to get a partisan attack in?  (crooksandliars.com)	(605)
		Subby has no idea what the hell "Ironclad" is about, but it's got James Purefoy swinging a big-ass sword, Paul Giamatti as a king, Brian Cox being Brian Cox and Kate Mara, well, being hot. So, that has be good, right?  (cinematical.com)	(48)
		"Friends" hunk Matt Leblanc has aged into the Jay Leno look, which bodes ill for his upcoming role in "Friends: the Movie"  (dailymail.co.uk)	(70)
		Have Republicans already won in Massachusetts? Democrats already lost? Are 4 chicken nuggets enough, 6 too many?  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(246)
		3 out of 4 people doing Federal Government work are actually private contractors, who are on facebook, twitter, and Fark for 6 out of the 8 hours of their workday  (huffingtonpost.com)	(123)
		Noteworthy clips from all the late night talk shows from last night. Includes Conan, Kimmel, Leno, Ferguson and Letterman  (tv.gawker.com)	(140)

(Some Guy)		The Cure's Robert Smith and Tim Burton have officially made a Disney film for middle-aged goths  (twentyfourbit.com)	(20)
		Conan O'Brien releases statement saying he will not take any lip from Leno's chin    (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com)	(865)
		Obama administration abandons "jobs saved or created" metric, adopts new "hey we gave you money" metric  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(58)
		Lost producers say that they knew what the final scene of the show would be back in season 1  (nj.com)	(242)
		George Will delivers an "Ohhh, SNAP" moment to Lynne Cheney on the Negro comment  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(370)

		Congress stimulates the economy. Only it was Copenhagen's economy  (drudgereport.com)	(121)
		Health care bill is "holding on by a thread". Cheap woven thread like the insurance companies want you to use instead of good medical quality stitching thread  (cnbc.com)	(189)
		Double standard failing to work, Democrats now playing the race Card in their attempt to save the foundering USS Harry Reid  (news.yahoo.com)	(877)
		Forget Leno, O'Brien and Letterman: where are the women on late night?  (communities.canada.com)	(122)

		Tom Cruise voted sexiest midget  (thesun.co.uk)	(35)
		In worst kept secret of the new year, NBC will no longer take it on the chin during primetime and will move Jay Leno back to late slot  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com)	(140)
(Some Guy)		Oliver Stone making a mini-series that's going to "Put Hitler in context."  (thrfeed.com)	(102)

		Hamsters exhibit the same drinking patterns as humans. Still no cure for cancer, hangovers  (thestar.com)	(72)
		Nick Nolte isn't quite Gary Busey crazy, but damned if he ain't close  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com)	(20)
		Five directors who haven't done a science fiction film, but should  (io9.com)	(44)
		The latest politician to release a formal "Shut up Dick Cheney, you cock" would be the ranking member of the Foreign Relations Committee, Republican Senator Richard Lugar  (news.yahoo.com)	(112)
		If you had dirt on a celebrity, would you try to sell it? Subby has video of Drew drinking *in public*. Cash offers only, please  (cbsnews.com)	(17)
		Side-by-side comparison of Conan O'Brien and Jay Leno dealing with their awkward situation in monolgue form on the left. Farkers arguing over who's funnier on the right  (examiner.com)	(90)
		Pundit believes only way to bring about peace in the Middle East is by outside forceful intervention. Because that has worked so well before  (cbsnews.com)	(42)
		Talk show hosts as political candidates? Sounds good in theory, until they realize the campaign trail doesn't allow them to hang up on their opponents to silence them  (politico.com)	(61)
		Neanderthals were just metrosexuals at heart. With pre-waxing pic  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(22)
		"The greatest moments on the Jay Leno show." LGN    (newsroom.mtv.com)	(26)

		That crazy guy from Law & Order is off his meds again: Humphrey Bogart was a communist, Ingrid Bergman was a plant for the American Feminist Movement, and Casablanca was part of the "Communist Collective Dream."  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(124)
		Mr. 9/11 gets amnesia: "We had no domestic attacks under Bush; we've had one under Obama"  (tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(515)
		Palin asked Biden if she could call him Joe during VP debate because she couldn't remember his last name  (huffingtonpost.com)	(158)
		How Terry Gilliam weathered loss of Heath Ledger to finish 'Imaginarium'  (wired.com)	(35)
		Today marks the 175th anniversary of the only day the US had a national debt balance of zero. Good times  (en.wikipedia.org)	(97)

(Pitchfork)		Jack White's third band to release new single. And you always thought a three-way couldn't suck  (pitchfork.com)	(52)
		Obama considering pushing State of the Union address back to February 2nd in hopes the Health Care Bill is passed by then. The problem? He's in danger of pissing off a very passionate, vocal demographic: "Lost" fans  (washingtonpost.com)	(99)
		Newt Gingrich isn't too fond of the whole "innocent until proven guilty" concept at the core of American jurisprudence  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com)	(451)
		David Hasselhoff leaving America's Got Talent to spend more time with his cheeseburgers  (tvwatch.people.com)	(28)
		And so it begins: Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila fights with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over Casey Johnson's dogs  (eonline.com)	(104)

(Backstage.com)		Someone call JJ Abrams, I think we have our Khan: Betty White wants to do sci-fi  (backstage.com)	(50)
		Sylvester Stallone has fake fight-scene with ex-fake pro wrestler for fake action movie. Breaks neck, for real  (dailymail.co.uk)	(88)
		"Is Zoe Saldana the new Kate Winslet?" Such a question can only be answered with a Fark thread full of their pictures  (mtv.com)	(93)
		Senator Chris Dodd to announce he's retiring ahead of re-election  (msnbc.msn.com)	(329)
		Obama redecorating Oval Office with more mosque appeal  (news.yahoo.com)	(220)

		Michele Bachmann (Retarded-MN): "GOP should allow themselves to be re-defined by the tea party movement."  (thinkprogress.org)	(280)
		Sean Penn has rejoined the cast of the upcoming Three Stooges film. Looks like the raping of our childhood memories is back on  (starpulse.com)	(79)
		White House investigating whether somebody in one of the inelligence agencies sat on information about the "Underwear Bomber" in order to make another intelligence agency look bad  (dailykos.com)	(153)
		The most popular searches for 2009, according to Google. Or, conclusive proof we have no attention span, or taste  (google.com)	(58)
		The resurrection of Howard Dean might lead to Dean 2012. Progressives who wanted a public option said to comment "YEAAAAARGH"  (realclearpolitics.com)	(112)

		History Channel to feature more non-historic reality shows, less Hitler  (latimes.com)	(126)
		Let us commence with the sale of every song Michael Jackson thought was too crappy to put on an album  (nydailynews.com)	(38)
		Democrats plan to run against George W. Bush in 2010 and 2012  (msnbc.msn.com)	(251)
		Proving their no horse so dead you can't sneak in one more blow, "The Simpsons" is set to mark its 450th episode with a special documentary  (news.yahoo.com)	(118)
		If Republicans win the House in 2010, they can block Obama's proposals, forcing him to fall back on his personality. Which the voters like. The result? Obama wins in 2012. D'oh  (nypost.com)	(157)
		New poll claims that the actress who had the biggest draw at the box office in 2009 was...Sandra Bullock  (contactmusic.com)	(45)

		Feds claim they couldn't have known that a Nigerian on the watch list with no passport and no luggage who bought his one-way ticket with cash and whose father warned us, was a terrorist; continue to search white kids named "Sean"  (guardian.co.uk)	(199)
(Some Guy)		Asbestos, the Mafia, and 31 other conspiracy theories that turned out to be true  (newworldorderreport.com)	(270)
		Why Time didn't name Obama Man of the Year: buyer's remorse. "Very uncomfortable for those in the media who played the cheerleader for Mr. Obama, who skated by controversies that would have sunk other candidates"  (theglobeandmail.com)	(123)
		Fox News pundit: Tiger Woods can stick his putter in any hole he wants, so long as he converts to Christianity  (rawstory.com)	(273)
		Warren Beatty has nailed 12,775 of the hottest women who have ever lived - which, coincidentally, is almost exactly how many kittens your average Farker has killed in his mom's basement  (nypost.com)	(58)

		Welcome to 2010, Gen-Xers. We have no intention of ceasing the systematic rape and torture of your pop-cultural memories. Love, Hollywood  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(84)
		The 10 best movies based on comic books. You'll see what the tag is for  (chud.com)	(134)
(666)		Tom Waits plays Satan in Terry Gilliam's new film, and boy is Tom's mother pissed  (telegraphjournal.canadaeast.com)	(46)
		London Times asks the important questions of our time: "Is John Mayer a rock god, or just a celebrity boyfriend?"  (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk)	(37)

		North Korea sends out its New Years message:"The fundamental task for ensuring peace and stability on the Korean Peninsula and in the rest of Asia is to put an end to the hostile relationship between the DPRK and the USA"  (thehill.com)	(64)
		Psychic predictions for 2010 include Obama's assassination, Sarah Palin posing nude, and giant bats  (examiner.com)	(186)
		Garfield man shot in left testicle. Odie humanity    (wpxi.com)	(65)
(Some Atheist)		In response to new Irish blasphemy law in effect today, Atheist Ireland publishes list of 25 blasphemous quotes  (blasphemy.ie)	(442)

		Democrats move to change Presidential election rules. How conveeeenient  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com)	(144)
		Rachel Maddow tears into Dick  (dailykos.com)	(450)
		Who needs 41 votes in the Senate when you have 13 state attorneys general willing to ensure that any health care legislation that gets passed will be locked up in court until your great grandkids can vote?  (usatoday.com)	(181)
		The Top 10 conservative movies of the decade. Suprisingly, only 6 or 7 of them revolve around muscular, sweaty men rolling around with each other  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)	(223)
		Karl Rove has some harsh advice for President Obama's 2010  (online.wsj.com)	(139)
		The complete list of television marathons at your disposal starting on New Year's Eve. Twilight Zone fans, you're in for roughly 46 hours of bliss  (popwatch.ew.com)	(118)
(Grand Junction Sentinel)		Colorado Democrat thinks animals' lives are twice as valuable as humans'  (gjsentinel.com)	(134)
		Yeah, you know that movie with all the singing and dancing? No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Yeah, it's getting pulled from theatres because no one gives a damn  (movies.yahoo.com)	(77)

		Jeff Bridges: "Usually I'll say, 'Oh, I'll just wait until Turturro licks the ball, then I'll change it.' And then he licks the ball, and I'll keep watching"  (celebitchy.com)	(58)
		Administration officials say new executive order doesn't allow INTERPOL to do any more than they were allowed to do once Reagan recognized them as a public international organization EVERYBODY PAN- oh, wait; never mind  (blogs.abcnews.com)	(61)
		Politicians and the media are tougher on Obama's terrorism responses than they were on Bush. "This hypocrisy demonstrates Republicans are playing politics with issues of national security and terrorism."  (azcentral.com)	(140)
		Newt Gingrich: On terrorism, it's time to "discriminate" and "profile"  (thehill.com)	(289)
		Gallup poll finds that Republicans admire Obama over Glenn Beck 2:1. Ouch  (gallup.com)	(120)
		Top ten reasons why Barack Obama gets an 'F' for protecting Americans  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk)	(191)
		Bush takes a week to talk about the Shoe Bomber, then tries him in court = strong on national security. Obama taking three days to talk about the Underwear Bomber, then plans to try him in court = OUTRAGE  (salon.com)	(176)
		Pound for pound, humans are shinier than the Sun. With pic of what blackbody radiation does NOT look like  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)	(48)
		Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of 2009  (spike.com)	(203)
		Angry media personality wants his readers to send angry emails in order to get a host for Turner Classic Movies fired. Because he made an off-hand remark about how we're being manipulated by angry media personalities  (bighollywood.breitbart.com)	(45)

		RNC to Dede Scozzafava: Here's a million dollars for your House race. RNC to Scott Brown: Here's fifty thousand for your Senate race  (hotair.com)	(84)
		A bipartisan group of US Senators work throughout the night to come to a compromise on important legislation. Is it: A) Health care reform, B) Airline security and safety, or C) Awarding themselves farm subsidy money?  (dailykos.com)	(56)
		Damn you, gays. You've ruined yet ANOTHER fine conservative's marriage  (politico.com)	(324)
		Charlie Sheen's career won't be affected by scandal because everyone already knows he's a douchebag. It's not news, it's CNN  (edition.cnn.com)	(138)

Obama warns that if Congress doesn't pass Obamacare, the nation's going to go bankrupt. What he didn't mention is that if we don't reduce the deficit and cut spending it's going to go bankrupt regardless  (online.wsj.com)

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(Some MTF)

Avatar ignores the evolutionary fact that by 2154, all humans will be trannies. Wait, what?  (stopavatarmovie.blogspot.com)

(153)

Humans live longer than apes because we eat meat. Plus we have antibiotics, defibrillators, and the sweet, sweet medicine that is beer  (msnbc.msn.com)

(59)

Evolution: it's all about the survival of the ... kindest?  (sciencedaily.com)

(102)

Environmentalists surprised to find that civil war can be good for wildlife populations. Possibly linked to there being fewer humans or something  (cnn.com)

(26)

		Humans are "losing the battle against global warming," and it will kill you and everyone you hold dear, begins a calm, reasoned AP article  (news.yahoo.com)	(122)
		Herbicides found to delay onset of sexual maturity in male frogs the way watching Futurama and playing PS2 does in humans  (redorbit.com)	(35)

"The Bulgarian National Space Research Institute has stated that not only are alien spies living among us, but that they object strongly to 'immoral behaviour' by humanity - such as causing global warming or using cosmetics"  (theregister.co.uk)

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Scientists witness grandma macaques intervening to take care of grandchildren in place of incompetent or missing parents, primate behavior never before seen outside of Homo sapiens trailerparkensis  (news.bbc.co.uk)

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		Cigarettes contain bacteria that can cause serious disease in humans. So if you're thinking that the smoke you're inhaling is merely chock full of carcinogens and lung-annealing tars, think again, you dipshiat  (labspaces.net)	(185)
		Squirrels, having trouble climbing down trees, evolved more flexible ankles. Cats, having trouble climbing down trees, evolved humans with pulleys  (boston.com)	(88)