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Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		NY Times article ponders why Wisconsin has become so politically polarized. Did you really have to ask?  (nytimes.com)	(111)
		Ridley Scott is such a sci-fi badass he was scheduled to design the Daleks but he was busy that week  (independent.co.uk)	(26)

		Obama is a big meanie, just like his mom. Also like George W. Bush, John Lovitz, and all the cool kids  (thedailybeast.com)	(92)
		Mitt Romney not into the "vision thing" which is basically the idea of telling voters about his specific plans for office  (politico.com)	(114)
		TIME: "We liked Star Wars before it was cool"  (entertainment.time.com)	(87)

		Luke Russert "is emblematic of the sort of nepotism that gives nepotism a bad name"  (salon.com)	(98)
		Entertainment Weekly's readers have voted for the best Saturday Night Live host of the past season, and it proves one thing: we should not let them vote in the presidential election  (popwatch.ew.com)	(39)
		Interesting state-by-state breakdown of the road to 270 electoral votes  (wrcbtv.com)	(96)

		So, it hasn't been the best three weeks for Obama  (politico.com)	(116)
		Dark Side of Kaboom  (thesun.co.uk)	(31)

		Need an excuse to waste more of your time online? Paste presents the 50 best movies on Netflix Instant  (pastemagazine.com)	(235)
		Nicolas Cage has made one good film in his career, and that movie is Vampire's Kiss  (avclub.com)	(132)
		Former staffer for Ronald Reagan and National Review writer breaks up with the GOP because of its extreme right hate-mongers, writes about it  (salon.com)	(159)

		Remember how many people said during the GOP primary "All Obama is going to have to do to create campaign commercials is run the tape of Romney's GOP rivals attacking him on the campaign trail"?  (news.yahoo.com)	(577)
		"SNL needs to update itself and let go of old television parodies"  (theatlantic.com)	(71)
		Kanye West, Beyonce lead BET award nominations. Both are nominated for Video of the Year if not OF ALL TIME  (mtv.com)	(5)
		"Why would a president who gave America vast unemployment, soaring inflation, a moribund economy, record deficits, and a manically ill-conceived energy policy be coasting toward re-election?"  (reason.com)	(163)
(Tea Party Tribune)		The fact that, un-vetted, "Barak Hussein Obama" was just elected the President of the United States of America and that we landed a man on the moon, sent spacecraft to the outer regions of space, etc., makes this strategy possible  (teapartytribune.com)	(97)

(Some Guy)		Americans elected Obama as president but they did not know that in reality they were giving the keys of our country to America's worst enemy  (rightsidenews.info)	(100)
		Mainstream media: LOL, Ron Paul thinks he can get enough delegates to win nomination . NPR: Actually, yes, for his son Rand in 2016  (npr.org)	(57)
		Men in Black 3 isn't a disaster, but will anyone remember it after Memorial Day weekend?  (hitfix.com)	(55)
		Mila Kunis, Bar Raefeli and a sharp kneed drag queen take top spots at 2012 Maxim Top 100  (omg.yahoo.com)	(60)

(Flixist)		Why Jackie Chan should remake a Fred Astaire movie  (flixist.com)	(10)
		Good news: Scarlett Johansson joins Hitchcock hall of fame. Bad news: She bucks the trend by wearing underwear on-set  (stylist.co.uk)	(45)
		Even Mitt Romney's mighty super PAC has fallen on hard economic times. Well, relatively speaking  (politico.com)	(15)
		At the Billboard Music Awards, Miley Cyrus wore what appears to be...some random dude's sports jacket  (dailymail.co.uk)	(52)
		Billboard awards show honors Donna Summer, but cuts off tribute for commercials. Guess it wasn't the greatest song in the world  (music.yahoo.com)	(17)

		"Moreover, Wheaton had posted links to some of Cline's poetry slam work on the news and discussion site Fark.com." He's nothing if not a renaissance man. (6th paragraph from the bottom)  (nytimes.com)	(3)
		Kristen Wiigs emotional swansong from SNL closes the curtain on an era. A spastic, loony era  (usatoday.com)	(168)

		Arizona Senate candidate: Special Forces medic, wounded in Vietnam? Check. Heroic former sheriff? Check. Rappelled from helicopter to save snowbound crash victims? Check. Democrat? Ooh, so close  (thedailybeast.com)	(95)
		Famous straight actor slaps obscure gay reporter for attempted sexual overture and it's captured on camera ... our culture will still be parsing this fifty years from now  (huffingtonpost.com)	(55)

GOP Ministry of Truth hard at work helping Romney's primary rivals unsay their harsh criticisms of the candidate; apparently unaware of this thing called "The Internet" where people can go and look these things up  (google.com)

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		Axl Rose suffers nasty injuries to one of his SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA KNEES, KNEEEEEEEEEEEES  (thesun.co.uk)	(70)
		Indian media upset that new mom Aishwarya Rai has eaten too many sammiches  (smh.com.au)	(82)
		At 74, stunning Jane Fonda outshines stars half her age at Cannes Film Festival. Photographers just need to keep their distance as she might shatter from all the flashes  (dailymail.co.uk)	(185)
		Did you know? President Zaphod Beeblebrox once said, "If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now." Today, the Obama administration carries on that philosophy in a more tech-savvy way  (newsbusters.org)	(67)
		George W. Bush is writing a book on economic growth. That's the joke  (usnews.com)	(215)

		Carlos Fuentes is no mas. He was the first Mexican author to write a best seller north of the border, an idealistic diplomat, and a brilliant wordsmith in two languages. Subby can't even write a coherent headline in one. Adios, maestro  (nytimes.com)	(34)
		Wherein Tom Cruise demands a monkey  (grantland.com)	(23)
		Real Americans in Nebraska GOP take a hard right turn into Palin country. Democratic nominee and former Senator, Bob Kerrey, last seen dancing a jig and preparing his victory speech  (cnn.com)	(84)
		"Bobby" Jindal attacks Obama saying he has "Never ran a state, never ran a business, never ran a lemonade stand." which is true, unless you count his experience running The UNITED STATES for the last 4 years  (abcnews.go.com)	(217)
		Hey, Britney Spears, what's shaking? Oh... well, asked and answered, I guess  (thesun.co.uk)	(71)

		Will Smith finally confirms that he is not a Scientologist  (news.yahoo.com)	(56)
(Some Guy)		Was Tim Burton ever a good director?  (news.moviefone.com)	(188)
		Mitt Romney is afraid to say anything about the JP Morgan scandal because he wants people to forget he's a fan of big business   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(58)
		Mitt Romney's old job is turning into the Bain of his existence  (politico.com)	(170)
		Barack Obama, the first female president  (washingtonpost.com)	(40)
		Twenty-two movie characters casually dismissed in sequels. Game over, Hicks  (avclub.com)	(134)

		Can you keep a secret? American veterans prefer a Muslim over a Mormon  (news.yahoo.com)	(157)
		Eight times that a Vice President did something that really mattered  (slate.com)	(25)
		The Tea Party may throw Mitch McConnell out of his leadership post for being too compromising with the Democrats  (salon.com)	(101)
		Mainstream republicans got a preview last weekend of how much chaos and trouble Ron Paul could cause at the RNC, and it's scaring the crap out of them. RON PAUL  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(110)
		Gary Glitter returns to 'Top Of The Pops'  (thesun.co.uk)	(36)

		Pity the poor professional voice-over actor, who's getting squeezed between high-priced celebrities and Internet amateurs  (washingtonpost.com)	(96)
		The Avengers has just crossed the $1 billion mark after earning $103 million this weekend and is, again, #1 at the box office. Dark Shadows was #2 with $28.8 million  (deadline.com)	(244)
		This sexy javelin thrower from Paraguay will make you forget all about that sexy pole vaulter from California  (thesun.co.uk)	(67)
		Frank Langella wrote the book on How To Be A Playa  (nytimes.com)	(23)
		Now it's getting interesting: Ron Paul supporters boo Mitt Romney's son off the stage at the Arizona Republican Party convention. "The white Obama"  (azcentral.com)	(383)

		Obama needs one more justice. If elected, he will get it, and same-sex marriage will be forced on all of America  (townhall.com)	(286)
		Basic election math: Obama fundraiser + George Clooney hosting + Wolfgang Puck cooking = $15,000,000  (news.yahoo.com)	(107)

(Columbia Journalism Review)		You know something is askew when the trust fund liberals at Columbia University start taking note of media bias  (cjr.org)	(48)
		Could humans hibernate? Verdict: kind of  (mentalfloss.com)	(26)

		Johnny Depp's long fingernails made it difficult for him to pull out Li'l Barnabas on the set of "Dark Shadows"  (thesun.co.uk)	(26)
		Vogue editor Anna Wintour banned Kim Kardashian from Met Ball, although the narrow door would've taken care of that for her  (starpulse.com)	(56)

		Check out the 14 Photographs That Shatter Your Image of Famous People, from MLK hustling to a college-era Bill Clinton  (cracked.com)	(123)
		Sooooorrroooooossss  (foxnews.com)	(94)
		Why does Saturday Night Live refuse to let NRO decide which sketches they air? Is it because they're communists hell bent on destroying America?  (nationalreview.com)	(43)

Mila Kunis tops The Sun's World's Sexiest Women poll. They might be on to something there  (thesun.co.uk)

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		Obamney?  (npr.org)	(92)
		Who was the best Obi-Wan? Alec Guiness? Evan McGregor? Then you haven't seen the Redd Foxx interpretation. Bonus: Marie Osmond as Leia and Paul Lynde as Grand Moff Tarkin  (neatorama.com)	(56)
		All those awesome kids shows you remember from your childhood? Yeah, they were they were totally stoned out of their minds  (dailymail.co.uk)	(82)

"An influential group of skeptics rejoined that cybernetics had not advanced to the point where it could create lifelike humanoids, even ones as unconvincing as Romney"  (salon.com)

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		GOP fell victim to one of the classic blunders: Never criticize a perfectly legitimate attack ad when the presidency is on the line  (thedailybeast.com)	(336)
		The story of I Dream of Jeannie  (neatorama.com)	(117)

		Stephen King on rich people: "The majority would rather douse their dicks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing "Disco Inferno" than pay one more cent in taxes"  (thedailybeast.com)	(441)
		President Jed Bartlet and the cast of The West Wing reunite for a silly pro-walking PSA  (funnyordie.com)	(31)
		John Lovitz has become the latest ex-SNL cast member to suffer from a debilitating condition that turns them bitter, unfunny and politically conservative. Scientists are calling it "Dennis Miller Syndrome"  (news.yahoo.com)	(173)
		When you boil everything down, the real reason the GOP and its talking heads are upset with Obama's bin Laden ad is simple: he's using their playbook. And it's working. Ric Romero nods in agreement  (thedailybeast.com)	(313)
		40 years ago, Turd Ferguson freed the Bandit and became a cultural icon (Not safe for work)  (bbc.co.uk)	(16)
		Newest conservative hero: Perez Hilton  (breitbart.com)	(147)

		Republicans' latest attack on Obama? *spins wheel* He's too cool. Seriously  (thedailybeast.com)	(327)
		Applying GOP logic to Obama "taking credit away from the SEALS", how dare Eisenhower take credit for D-Day, Patton for winning the Battle of the Bulge, and that pesky MacArthur for taking back the Philippines  (edition.cnn.com)	(689)

		When Obama goes fundraising, liberals defend him by saying "politicians have to raise money." When he goes fundraising more than the last five presidents COMBINED, they defend him by saying that "it's much harder for him"  (dailymail.co.uk)	(342)
		President Obama mocked everyone from the Secret Service to Mitt Romney to the GOP as a whole at last night's Correspondent's Dinner. "We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one, he has two. What a snob"  (suntimes.com)	(449)

		"I tasted a beer once...and never did it again", says Mr. Will Not Even Come Close To Becoming President  (alternet.org)	(238)
		The 100 best songs of the 1980s. Amazingly, they pull off the #1 choice  (nme.com)	(269)

		Mark your calendars, here are 33 of this summer's most anticipated science fiction and fantasy movies. Warning: minor spoilers ahead  (io9.com)	(91)
		Once, we as a society respected great leaders and thinkers like Thomas Edison, Marie Curie, Teddy Roosevelt, and Margaret Thatcher. Now, we glorify Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber. What happened?  (slate.com)	(438)
		Team behind Tupac hologram consider a Bieber/Elvis duo. In other news, entire state of Tennessee being powered by spinning grave  (mtv.com)	(52)

		Stephanie Seymour discovers the science behind camera flashes and sheer black material (Not safe for work)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(125)
		Vice President Romero lays out the simplest re-election strategy so far: Osama is dead, General Motors is alive  (content.usatoday.com)	(211)
		Cute Hipster Chick replaces Cute Hipster Chick for the role of Cute Hipster Chick in Spike Jonze's new film about a dude who falls in love with Siri  (hitfix.com)	(65)

Fifteen comic book TV shows that didn't take off. The only one that would have been great was Locke and Key  (comicsalliance.com)

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		Obama is using the same political strategy that lost Bush the election against Clinton in 1992  (foxnews.com)	(144)
		Good Idea for a GOP candidate: appointing an openly gay policy advisor to show centrist voters you are open-minded. Bad Idea: appoint an advisor who becomes a catty biatch on Twitter about prominent political women's appearance and dress  (news.yahoo.com)	(61)
		"The dirty little secret about political punditry, that is not actually a secret to anyone who watches and reads it, is that it's all lies. It requires very little knowledge or skill, and there are no consequences for being wrong"  (salon.com)	(35)
		The 8 most suяяeal moments in film. Fish  (shortlist.com)	(89)

		'grandfather.bat' is not recognized as an internal or external command, operable program or batch file. Loading 'eisenhower.exe'  (salon.com)	(62)
		The twenty-five best snare drum intros. Who knew there was just more than Zeppelin's Rock & Roll?  (avclub.com)	(130)
		Senator Barack Obama railed about President Bush's abuses of power. President Barack Obama has seen the light  (outsidethebeltway.com)	(75)

		The fifteen greatest one-hit wonders of all time that are completely different from that other one-hit wonders list you saw that other time and the time before that  (nme.com)	(185)
		Sadly the Democrats are stuck with Barack Obama, just as the 7th Cavalry was stuck with George Armstrong Custer  (news.yahoo.com)	(285)
		America's most famous comic is a man by the name of Kevin Hart. So why isn't he more famous?  (slate.com)	(92)
		Matt Damon willing to swap spit with George W Bush...but with no tongue  (dailymail.co.uk)	(23)

Peaches Geldof gives birth to her fruit of the womb  (thesun.co.uk)

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		Steve-O dumps hot GF because she does too many drugs. No, Really  (dlisted.com)	(94)
		Not content to rest on their laurels after developing artificial intelligence that will soon surpass humans at the same time as they're building hunter-killer drones, scientists have now invented synthetic DNA that replicates and evolves  (io9.com)	(32)
		Finally, someone takes a look at the big mystery surrounding politicians: why, in the past 100 years, was Michele Bachmann the only bearded presidential candidate?  (slate.com)	(54)

Maria Menounos and Leslie Bibb go nude for Allure magazine-- before you click: images somewhat Not safe for work, and Leslie Bibb may have the finest backside you will ever see  (starpulse.com)

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		Today's news item to ruin your day: Vince Vaughn to play Jim Rockford in "Rockford Files" Reboot  (deadline.com)	(132)
		Barbara Walters discusses S&M and bondage. Let that sink in, and then remember she used to host a show with Hugh Downs  (dailymail.co.uk)	(59)

		Senate GOP blocks Obama's 'Buffett Rule' in procedural vote. Warren Buffet is still ok  (newser.com)	(285)
		President Obama says something that every man, woman, and child in this nation can agree with, will now win 2012 election by a landslide  (freep.com)	(189)
		Fourteen short-lived film-to-TV adaptations. Remember Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Parenthood? Yeah, neither does anyone else  (avclub.com)	(152)

		The Hunger Games is #1 for the 4th week in a row and passes $500 million global while The The Stooges takes #2 and Whedon's long-shelved horror comedy takes $3  (deadline.com)	(168)
		"When the band members came forward to speak, there were no specific references to Rose, but the musicians did use their allusions"  (music.yahoo.com)	(129)

One good thing about Seth MacFarlane occupying so much of Fox's schedule? His Flintstones reboot has been delayed indefinitely  (deadline.com)

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		The biggest sci-fi movie disappointments of the past 20 years  (denofgeek.com)	(281)
(Crystal Ball)		Larry Sabato releases his first slate of possible VP contenders. Will Romney choose an exciting, unvetted choice or the solid, safe choice which would make the ticket a white bread sandwich?  (centerforpolitics.org)	(165)
		Jimmy Buffet is to jazz what Warren Buffett is to... jazz  (news.yahoo.com)	(45)
		News: Politician declares Fox news biased and in the tank for the Republican establishment and Mitt Romney. Fark: That politician is Newt Gingrich  (cbsnews.com)	(73)
		President Obama's second-term agenda is the missing piece in his re-election plan. We could start with.. Where are the Farking Jobs?  (news.yahoo.com)	(273)

		AG Eric Holder will give The Martin/Zimmerman case a thorough review, likely with the same level of care and attentiveness that was applied to the "Fast and Furious" program. Nothing like kowtowing to Sharpton in an election year  (news.yahoo.com)	(608)
		Musician finds rare unreleased reel-to-reel tape of 1956 jazz concert featuring Ella Fitzgerald, Oscar Peterson, Dizzy Gillespie, the Modern Jazz Quartet and Stan Getz ... all on the same show  (nola.com)	(59)

		Candidate for the most Grandma friendly story submitted to Fark: Tom Hanks will play Walt Disney in new film about the creation of Mary Poppins  (hitfix.com)	(42)
(investors.com)		Romney decided he wasn't happy losing the female vote to Obama, he's now losing the male vote too. And people say the guy's not consistent  (news.investors.com)	(140)
(Some Guy)		Melissa Gilbert injured during Dancing with the Stars. Let's hope she doesn't get addicted to that sweet, sweet morphine drip  (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com)	(32)
		If we care about poverty, income mobility, health, education, and welfare, we need to support true marriage. Barack Obama is the most anti-marriage president in our history  (townhall.com)	(194)

		Hillary Clinton is featured in a new meme, so naturally Talking Points Memo does a story on the "Hillary Resurgence." Don't blame me, I voted for Keyboard Cat  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(45)
		Listen, and understand...Santorum is still out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever. Well, at least until the convention  (politico.com)	(86)

		The nine worst "action stars" of all time  (cracked.com)	(202)
		Neil Patrick Harris was almost in Friends. Fortunately, he passed on the offer and managed to have a stellar career instead, unlike the three guys in Friends  (popwatch.ew.com)	(153)

		100 Funniest Movies to See Before You Die  (movies.yahoo.com)	(237)
		Eric Cantor manages to piss off House Republicans after it was revealed he donated money to a Super PAC focused on ousting the Republican incumbents  (politico.com)	(113)

A brief history of Chevy Chase pissing off everyone around him  (gawker.com)

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		Nine signs your campaign dreams are over  (news.yahoo.com)	(75)
		The underlying question behind this years' otherwise entertaining GOP primary season is when (not if) the religious right will move on from the Republican-in-name-only Republican Party  (thedailybeast.com)	(90)

		Fox network's 25th anniversary special to reunite casts from some classic Fox shows. Click over here to complain that {obscure, terrible show} is missing  (avclub.com)	(133)
		Fox News anchor who tweeted claim that Obama threatened Chelsea Clinton's life over Hillary's birth certificate investigation is sorry and assures us that she respects the legitimacy of "President" Bongfart Insane O'Taxus  (mediamatters.org)	(174)
(Some Guy)		Sen. John McCain (no R-egrets) says that Romney should pick Sarah Palin as his running mate. Those who do not learn from history  (washington.cbslocal.com)	(152)
		Mitt Romney runs winPrimary(String location) function on "Maryland", "Wisconsin", and "District of Columbia", making boolean assuredVictory = true  (csmonitor.com)	(77)

		Fox News anchor will have to take Obama at his word that he didn't threaten Chelsea Clinton's life so Hilary would keep quiet about the fact that he was born in Kenya and faked his birth certificate  (mediamatters.org)	(334)
		Mitt Romney urges GOP to look forward to the 2012 general election and focus on Obama. Which is a subtle hint to Rick Santorum to STFU and slither away  (news.yahoo.com)	(48)
(Some Guy)		Tom Cruise's new movie "Rock of Ages," is worse than Hitler, Pol Pot, and Stalin combined. It's an affront to everything good in life  (justjared.com)	(155)
		Barack Obama has little in common with any president our country has ever had. Hopefully, this Obama hiccup in history will be of short duration  (townhall.com)	(245)
		The twenty best songs written for movies  (pastemagazine.com)	(183)

		Not News: Artist recreates Sgt Pepper's cover for 2012. Cool: The artist who did the original cover  (telegraph.co.uk)	(30)
(NY Review of Books)		A: He was a charming, immature, and fearless adventurer. Psychiatrists named a Syndrome for him about slackers like The Dude, but his pedophile creator named him for a god. He inspired Michael Jackson, and he's usually played by women  (nybooks.com)	(62)

		Hollywood Squares not enough for you? Well, great news; MTV2 is launching Hip-Hop Squares. This will end in violence and bloodshed  (deadline.com)	(33)
		Today, someone in Hollywood woke up and thought to themselves, 'We need a sequel to the Schwarzenegger and DeVito film Twins. And let's bring Eddie Murphy in and call it Triplets'  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(87)

		Vanessa Hudgens + Selena Gomez + Ashley Benson filming in bikinis = You don't care about the name of the new movie  (dailymail.co.uk)	(70)
		Santorum visits Jelly Belly factory to deliver foreign policy address, new flavor ideas  (washingtonpost.com)	(59)
		Article written back in January by Steve Martin about Earl Scruggs. Your dog wants a banjo  (newyorker.com)	(25)

		Scruggs and Flatt announce reunion  (twincities.com)	(77)
		Bush Sr. to endorse Romney. With a photo depicting what Romney had to do to get the endorsement  (bbc.co.uk)	(66)
		Megadeth's Dave Mustaine confirms he "knows" President Obama wasn't born in America and Rick Santorum could be a "really cool president, kinda like a JFK-type guy"  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(209)

		Hollywood liberals choose Jane Fonda to play Nancy Reagan. This means Andrew Breitbart can come back from the dead and Barack Obama has to give Julianne Moore a Razzie for "Game Change"  (thedailybeast.com)	(119)
		Five uncomfortable truths about liberals  (townhall.com)	(582)
		How the Daily Mail Online conquered Britain, the Internet and Fark with fluff, fear, celebrity gossip and monkeys  (newyorker.com)	(46)
		This is why Tebow chose the Jets over the Jags  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)	(65)

"Speaker Gingrich is clearly in the last throes of his political career. And you can make a decision to go out with some shred of dignity or say irresponsible, reckless things ... he's clearly chosen the latter path"  (washingtonpost.com)

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Glenn Beck warns Rick Santorum, "Don't pick a fight with Matt Drudge", notes it's open season on Zombie Breitbart  (mediaite.com)

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(Some Guy)

Santorum endorses Obama  (washington.cbslocal.com)

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(Irritable Bowel Disorder)		I've read this three times and still have absolutely no idea why I'm supposed to be outraged, but rest assured it means Sarah Palin is automatically president and Obama has to perform some Herculean or embarrassing task  (news.investors.com)	(61)
		Fox News decides Saint Ronald Reagan never apologized for America. Yeah, about that  (mediamatters.org)	(102)

		Your complete guide to who's issuing what on Record Store Day  (nme.com)	(44)
		Conservative, Republican or Caucasian who behaves like Sharpton would have already been fired from the network he worked for and asked to a Beer Summit to be told how stupidly he acted  (townhall.com)	(83)
		GOP race awaits winner, energy, fervor, rational thought  (wrcbtv.com)	(72)
		Doctor Who's new companion revealed. Even the TARDIS can't escape The Sun  (thesun.co.uk)	(130)

		Will Santorum be awash in defeat? Will Romney sweep the state? Will voters remember Gingrich and the other guy? It's your official Illinois Primary discussion thread. No word on who the dead will vote for  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(200)
		Newt Gingrich demands Barack Obama apologize for a joke Robert DeNiro made about GOP first ladies  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(147)

		Sen. Marco Rubio's (R-FL) memoir, "An American Son," will now be published on June 19 instead of in October, as previously planned. Why ever would he do such a thing?  (politico.com)	(136)
		You've been dying to know, so here's what's happened to all the original "21 Jump Street" cast members. Oh, you haven't been curious at all? Well, here it is, anyway, just pretend to be interested  (usatoday.com)	(59)

We are Romney. Lower your expectations and surrender your votes. We will add your political distinctiveness to our own. Your Tea Party will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile  (chicagotribune.com)

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		Rush Limbaugh was set up by President Obama and forced to call Sandra Fluke a slut because HBO had a movie coming out about Sarah Palin  (dailykos.com)	(224)
		Republicans: look at all those states with Republican governors that show great job growth. the economy is really improving. Same Republicans: look at this disaster of an economy and the terrible state we are in under Obama  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(164)
		GOP candidates this year would like to take their traditional "national security" platform plank, give George W. Bush a few whacks with it for letting Obama get all the headlines  (cnn.com)	(142)
		Why Hollywood finally needs to make a Lovecraft movie. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn  (denofgeek.com)	(131)

		"Leave the gun." "Take the cannoli.''  (nypost.com)	(38)
		It must be cool to be Robert Downey Jr. International playboy, movie star, anonymous commenter on horrifying blind-item entertainment news. Wait, what?  (jezebel.com)	(67)
		The science behind why celebrity marriages fail  (nytimes.com)	(9)

		Rmoney hits a bad goto command, instead attempts to load wittycomeback.exe: "If I'm a weak frontrunner, what does that make Newt Gingrich?"   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(131)
		New poll shows Romney now leads Obama 49-47 among registered voters, as Obama's ratings get flushed down the gas tank with his disastrous energy policy. Suck it, libs  (news.yahoo.com)	(373)
(Some Guy)		Gingrich has more actual conservative accomplishments than the other three remaining Republicans combined  (renewamerica.com)	(91)
		Remember that outie-lipped hottie from the first "Mission: Impossible" movie? Well she's been turned into Joan Rivers  (dailymail.co.uk)	(83)

Here's your complete guide to the 2012 television pilots. Unfortunately, by the time you are finished reading most will already be cancelled  (hollywoodreporter.com)

(116)

The most frightening picture of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney you'll ever see  (reason.com)

(128)

		Mitt Romney ain't getting laid tonight, or possibly ever again in his life. Fellas, no matter how complimentary your intent, you should NEVER use the adjective "heavyweight" when referring to your wife  (news.yahoo.com)	(30)
		The Left's Greatest Hits of $#^ They've Said About Conservatives  (townhall.com)	(773)
		Wednesday March 7th, 2012: The first sighting in the wild of the "If candidate X can't stand up to {name of domestic partisan blowhard} how can he possibly stand up to {name of scary foreign leader}?" line in the 2012 campaign  (news.yahoo.com)	(147)
		Shatner travels the galaxy to meet his fellow starship captains. Of course he meets Bakula on a horse  (blogs.suntimes.com)	(80)

(Some Guy)		President Bartlet endorses President Obama  (huffingtonpost.ca)	(11)
(Pajiba)		Yeah, pretty much: 10 Actors We Wish Were More Talented Than They Are  (pajiba.com)	(142)
		Ron Paul's presidential campaign is the "Snakes on a Plane" of politics  (news.yahoo.com)	(42)
		The fifteen nerdiest Saturday Night Live skits. Say what you will, but Love Boat: The Next Generation starring Captain Jean-Luc Picard could have worked  (toplessrobot.com)	(31)
		Sluts vote. GOP just now realizing this  (dailykos.com)	(730)

		CNN goes out on a limb, predicting Obama-Romney contest this fall  (cnn.com)	(111)
		Mitt Romney is awash in 'slut' money. Sweet, sweet slut money  (mediaite.com)	(260)
		Super Tuesday decided exactly nothing in the GOP presidential race. This is my shocked face, o_O  (politico.com)	(192)
		Meat Loaf talks about turning down American Idol, getting teased as a child for his weight, and why the country is going to hell  (spinner.com)	(48)

		Because the media still isn't tired of crucifying Kirk Cameron, Alan Thicke and Tracey Gold speak out in reaction to Cameron's idiotic comments about homosexuality  (popwatch.ew.com)	(218)
		The best video of an iceberg losing its cool you'll see this millennium  (video.news.com.au)	(19)
		Tired of slideshows from Comic Con? How about Comic Con in India?  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(44)
(The American Spectator)		The call for a "Rally for Rush" is going out whether you can conceive it or not  (spectator.org)	(460)
		Someone at Fox invented a time machine and warned their past selves how shiatty Terra Nova was  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(113)

		"Oh, I'm afraid the Obama campaign will be quite operational when his Republican challenger arrives"  (news.yahoo.com)	(156)
		Barack Obama once attended a play about Saul Alinsky. That automatically makes Sarah Palin President and Obama has to go play cornerback for the Chicago Bears  (breitbart.com)	(216)
		You know how the bad guys in Batman Begins wanted to destroy Gotham City to save it? That might actually explain why Republicans are acting the way they're acting. Note that this scenario also makes Obama Batman  (washingtonpost.com)	(119)

		The last Six times Rush Limbaugh has apologized. In other news, Rush Limbaugh has apologized more times than you'd think  (buzzfeed.com)	(590)
		David Hasselhoff takes the "Germans love me"-thing a bit too far  (thesun.co.uk)	(36)

		Scarlett Johansson to do naked something something something  (movies.yahoo.com)	(119)
		"Netanyahu is expected to publicly harden his line against Iran during a meeting with Barack Obama." ( •_•)⌐■-■ Well, that might stiffen into into a.... (⌐■_■) sticky situation  (haaretz.com)	(443)

William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman to receive rare double-star on on Hollywood Walk of Fame  (popwatch.ew.com)

(17)

If you believe that this list of "you might be a liberal" points is funny, then you just might be a conservative  (americanthinker.com)

(323)

(Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins)		Ten bands that changed singers ... and won  (gibson.com)	(191)
		Martina Navratilova to join celebrity cast of DWTS, immediately begins practice to avoid foot faults  (suntimes.com)	(34)
		Senate Democrats demand Obama tap the Strategic Re-Election Reserve  (thehill.com)	(120)

		E.T. 2: Nocturnal Fears actually looked like a pretty cool idea, if you ask me  (cracked.com)	(55)
		Strangely even though Santorum and Romney are locked in a do-or-die struggle to win Michigan, for some strange reason, both seem to be studiously avoiding courting Muslim-Americans who are a major GOP voting bloc in the state  (news.yahoo.com)	(74)
		Oscar's wishful thinking. "Billy Crystal...seemed to be overseeing a cruise ship dinner show designed to appeal to the over-50 travel club. Early on, it hit the rocks and started to list. Almost everyone drowned"  (washingtonpost.com)	(90)
		Seventeen successful adaptations of "unadaptable" books. Still no Confederacy of Dunces  (avclub.com)	(130)

		Research has determined that politcal parties that are against sex do not gain votes. Turns out that sex is popular  (nytimes.com)	(76)
		Imagine Helm's Deep at the end, breached and about to be overrun by orcs, and you've got a pretty good idea of what the GOP now looks like. Except, this time, Gandalf ain't gonna show  (cnn.com)	(175)

		Are you ready, Hannity? Aha. Rush? Yeah. Alright, fellas, let's go. And the Mitt in the lead said everyone sit back and it turned into a talk show blitz talk show blitz  (politico.com)	(64)
		Adam Sandler receives a record 11 Razzie nominations. In other news, from now on Sandler threads will appear under the Geek tab, as his movies don't qualify as entertainment  (news.yahoo.com)	(100)

Bill Pullman to play the President of the United States. This is not a repeat from 1996  (news.yahoo.com)

(54)

		52 films that unfairly have a 6-out-of-ten rating or lower on IMDB  (denofgeek.com)	(168)
		The movie "Wanderlust" does not do the authentic hippy justice and instead reduces its hippies to caricature, stereotype, and near parody. C'mon, Hollywood, our hippies deserve better than this  (usatoday.com)	(40)
		Mitt Romney's position is weaker than you realize, and his approval numbers are worse than any frontrunner in GOP history. Yes, even more than McCain's  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(83)

		Photographer chronicles the locales of famous musicians' deaths, but fails to include site of Spinal Tap drummer John "Stumpy" Pepys' fatal gardening accident which remains, at authorities' behest, unsolved  (wired.com)	(20)
		GOP: Crap...what the hell have we done?  (politico.com)	(251)
(Some Guy)		You don't have to like her, but Ann Coulter pretty much called BS on all the other GOP commentators that Romney is the "establishment choice". You hear that Rush, Hannity? She called you the establishment...and hypocrites  (anncoulter.com)	(96)
		Santorum blew Arizona  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(47)
		It may be hard to believe, but apparently a few of the statements made during last night's GOP debate were a just a tiny little off the mark in the truthiness department. Fact checking, how does it work?  (wrcbtv.com)	(88)

		Sacha Baron Cohen has been banned from the Oscars. Very nice, not  (deadline.com)	(115)
		If Washington DC is Hollywood for ugly people, why don't we give out some awards?  (famousdc.com)	(14)
		What to expect from tonight's GOP debate... aka the season finale of American Political Gladiators  (theweek.com)	(79)
		Chris Christie to Warren Buffett: Shut up about billionaires paying more taxes. Do you want me to eat you? Your last name reminds me of lunch  (money.cnn.com)	(293)
		In a desperate bid to remain relevant, Sarah Palin opens her clammy yap and almost says a bad word  (politico.com)	(164)
		Canadian writer weighs the possibility of a brokered GOP convention, then nails precisely why it won't be  (news.yahoo.com)	(71)

		New research suggests that human beings are not 'nasty' by nature, though scientists who have ever been on the Internet disagree  (news.discovery.com)	(77)
		"I'm against very wealthy people attempting to or influencing elections. But as long as it's doable I'm going to do it"  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(101)
		New antibiotic-resistant superbug infecting humans across the globe is coming from pork. Delicious, tasty, pork. Isn't this how that Contagion movie started?  (npr.org)	(90)
		Romney campaign spent more than twice as much cash as it raised last month, may become target for takeover by Bain Capital  (politico.com)	(62)
(Patch)		Odd presidential trivia leaves one wondering which makes a president greater: being a licensed bartender, or swimming naked in the Potomac?  (plainfield.patch.com)	(9)

Anderson Cooper is struggling to survive in daytime closet...er...slot  (news.yahoo.com)

(35)

		Not really news: First Lady Michelle Obama surprises visitors on White House tour. Fark: She shakes hands with a teenager wearing a Ron Paul T-shirt. AWKWARD (w/video & photos)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(345)
		Guess which two Republican candidates gave the least to charity? Go ahead, guess  (money.cnn.com)	(132)

		The AVClub lauds R&B getting rid of one of its "most frustrating traditions." Endless misogyny? Solidifying urban stereotypes for suburbanites? Of course not, it's including humorous bits in their Serious Art(tm)  (avclub.com)	(21)
(Some Guy)		Rejected James Bond theme songs, including Johnny Cash's "Thunderball" and Alice Cooper's "Man With the Golden Gun." What were you thinking, 007  (badassdigest.com)	(45)

Rick Santorum receives endorsement from Megadeth's Dave Mustaine; still courting the members of Night Ranger and Jackyl  (news.yahoo.com)

(210)

		Twelve things you didn't know about the song "I Will Always Love You"  (music.yahoo.com)	(95)
		In light of how the Republican primaries have gone this year, GOP now "rethinking" the caucus format. Won't somebody think of the RON PAUL?  (washingtonpost.com)	(24)
		As primary season enters its second month, the messages of the remaining campaigns begin to diverge. Romney: I'm the most electable. Santorum: I'm the most conservative. Gingrich: I'm not dead yet  (news.yahoo.com)	(62)

		Just how deep is the Santorum?  (ajc.com)	(158)
		The thirty best SNL characters of all time. Difficulty: Kristen Wiig  (pastemagazine.com)	(177)
		"Sarah Palin Is The Most Powerful Female Politician In The World" Pretty loose definition of powerful you got there  (news.yahoo.com)	(122)

		Chuck Norris: Why I chose Newt over Santorum  (wnd.com)	(144)
		Waylon Jennings joins the after death album release club. Tupac nods knowingly  (wrcbtv.com)	(20)
		Sarah Palin says long, competitive battle for GOP presidential nomination will result in a Republican victory in November, and that a brokered convention could be a good thing. This is what Sarah Palin really believes  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(134)
		Adele, Foo Fighters dominate 2012 Grammy Awards  (digitalspy.com)	(135)

		CPAC straw poll: Romney wins, but finishing in number 2 is Santorum  (firstread.msnbc.msn.com)	(74)
		Sarah Palin's CPAC keynote: "Time to drain the jacuzzi and throw the bums out with the bathwater." If she mixes any more metaphors, the early bird will grow moss on a penny earned  (mediaite.com)	(203)
		What do Radar O'Reilly, Arnold Horshack, Goober Pyle and the Fly Girls have in common? They were each this close to being spun off into their own TV series  (mentalfloss.com)	(63)

(Some Advocate)

Obama LGBT dinner expected to raise a fabulous $1.5 million dollars  (advocate.com)

(28)

		Rick Santorum isn't the only politician with a surging Google problem  (latimes.com)	(121)
		Like a typical politician, Obama wants to be reelected, raise money AND make clear policy distinctions with his opposition. How droll, how uncouth, how offensive to sensibilities of our cherished political punditry. Have you no shame sir?  (politico.com)	(45)

(Some Guy)		Someone at The American Spectator has finally started asking the right questions  (spectator.org)	(81)
		Twitter troll learns the hard way that you shouldn't call the Queen of England a "benefits scrounger" if you're on the public payroll yourself  (express.co.uk)	(104)
		Mitt Romney's latest proposal has been denounced by TEA party leaders, The Club For Growth, and the US Chamber of Commerce and described as "class warfare". The proposal? Making sure the minimum wage keeps up with inflation  (news.yahoo.com)	(286)
		Santorum's stunning 30-point victory over Romney in Missouri is tempered somewhat by the fact that: A) The primary didn't count, and therefore B) only 30,000 people actually showed up to vote  (news.yahoo.com)	(82)
		Prince Frederic von Anhalt throws lavish 95th birthday party for Zsa Zsa Gabor, complete with buffet and 130 guests. Zsa Zsa spends day wishing for sweet embrace of death to finally come claim her. (with sad pics)  (dailymail.co.uk)	(56)
		Santorum surges with surprise threesome  (washingtonpost.com)	(154)

(Some Guy)		According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com)	(81)
		New Poll shows that 52% of respondents say the more they hear about Romney the less they like him and more than half of even the most conservative people polled think he isn't paying his "fair share" of taxes  (news.yahoo.com)	(52)
		Will Santorum surge sap Romney's momentum? Will Gingrich give up and move on to a younger, more attractive state? And what the hell is up with RON PAUL? It's your official Minnesota caucus thread  (businessweek.com)	(30)

		A handy guide to completing a collection of the most useless, disgusting things ever created by human beings that isn't a Kardashian  (wired.com)	(34)
		Herbicide 'Atrazine' associated with birth defects, low birth weights, and menstrual problems in humans. Study leads to instant ban. Just kidding, it's still the second-most commonly used herbicide in the US  (io9.com)	(33)
		The 2016 election is already upon us  (nytimes.com)	(103)
		Sixteen super PAC-men and their positions on the Forbes 400  (cbsnews.com)	(53)
		Michele Bachmann sees GOP race ending soon. Also sees evil socialist leprauchans sneaking into your children's bedrooms at night to give them HPV vaccines and free healthcare  (bloomberg.com)	(28)

		Republican National Committee explains why this year's race has turned so ugly: Blame Florida  (washingtonpost.com)	(68)
		Will Romney score back-to-back victories? Will the Sinful State forgive Newt's angry womanizing? Will there be another Santorum surge? And what about RON PAUL? It's your official Nevada Republican caucus thread  (reuters.com)	(320)

		And now, a friendly doomsday warning from Rick Santorum  (mcall.com)	(134)
(Some Guy)		When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent  (infowars.com)	(110)
		Did David Letterman destroy Late Night?  (popwatch.ew.com)	(47)
		Congressional Republicans are fiercely debating whether they should even try to formulate a policy agenda this year, or whether they should just keep going with "Obama sucks and we have nothing to offer"  (politico.com)	(108)
		Some Carson City prostitutes are donating their tips to Ron Paul. Just the tips?  (bloomberg.com)	(33)
		Photoshop a flag for the new lunar state  (popsci.com)	(29)

		Retired Supreme Court Justice O'Connor on the two leading Republican candidates, "one is a practicing polygamist, and he's not even the Mormon." Please deposit "Oh Snap" images to the right  (washingtonpost.com)	(68)
		Problem: Newt Gingrich needs to woo women voters. Solution: RELEASE THE CALLISTAKEN  (dailymail.co.uk)	(50)

(Some Guy)		The "electability" argument is bankrupt on both philosophical and practical grounds. It destroys the party's soul and guarantees defeat  (spectator.org)	(104)
		Santorum logic: Since Newt didn't beat Romney in Florida, I'm the only candidate that can beat Romney  (politico.com)	(49)
		Palin Targets Republican Politburo  (thenation.com)	(125)

		Wow, Newt Gingrich is just like Hillary Clinton Except not at all In any way  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com)	(67)
		English to Basespeak translation: Gringrich: "Romney is extraordinarily insensitive to religious freedom in America " Basespeak: "Psst hey Guys, you DO remember Romney is one of them weirdo Mormons right?  (foxnews.com)	(109)
		The polls are now open in America's Derpiest State. Here's your official FL Primary thread  (tampabay.com)	(143)
(Some Guy)		How rich is Mitt Romney? Take all the wealth from every president from Nixon to Obama. Then double it  (starhq.com)	(265)

(Empire)		Fan: Is there any character you'd like to revisit? Cage: I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he's a ghost. Me: This has to be satire, right? RIGHT?  (empireonline.com)	(54)
		Sarah Palin's Facebook followers revolt against her support of Newt Gingrich and leave broken pieces of taco shells all over the place  (theatlantic.com)	(140)
		There are six primary methods of eliminating potential challengers with the tacit cooperation of the mainstream media, and they have been in full display this primary season  (americanthinker.com)	(167)
		And they say Republicans can't do comedy  (news.yahoo.com)	(116)
		Once again demonstrating the great man's vise-like grip on the blindingly obvious, Pat Buchanan says Reagan saw Gingrich as "something of a political opportunist"  (news.yahoo.com)	(32)
		88-year-old former Marine reveals his life as a Hollywood rentboy. Nailed Katharine Hepburn and had orgies with every celeb of the 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's. Semper Fi bro, you're now my hero times two  (dailymail.co.uk)	(109)

		Republicans hate Romney  (tampabay.com)	(167)
		Republicans love Romney  (tampabay.com)	(41)
		Tyler Perry announces cast for latest Tyler Perry vehicle, Tyler Perry's "Tyler Perry's Witness Protection", starring Tyler Perry, Denise Richards, Tyler Perry, Eugene Levy, and Tyler Perry  (hollywoodreporter.com)	(55)

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