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Wed May 15, 2013

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		Obama needs a Drudge, according to writer who misses the entire point of news aggregators source: thehill.com \| share:	(24)

Tue May 14, 2013

		Dick Cheney: Benghazi is one of the worst incidences, frankly, that I can recall in my career. The rest of the Nation: Wait, what? source: nation.foxnews.com \| share:	(313)
		Hey, remember when George W. Bush had the IRS target liberal organizations like Greenpeace and certain churches? No? Well, then, shut up, Tea Party and Marco Rubio source: salon.com \| share:	(144)

		Arnold Schwarzenegger teams up with Troma for the remake of 'The Toxic Avenger' source: boomstickcomics.com \| share:	(33)

Mon May 13, 2013

Natalie Portman's son Aleph has gotten SO BIG. No, seriously, that's the headline

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Sun May 12, 2013

"Is Johnny Depp's portrayal of Tonto offensive?" Yes. On several levels

source: huffingtonpost.com | share:

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Mon May 06, 2013

(Some Guy)

Harry Connick Jr. to American Idol contestants: You're doing it wrong

source: nextavenue.org | share:

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Sat May 04, 2013

Rand Paul will never be President. RAND PAUL

source: salon.com | share:

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Fri May 03, 2013


		What Obama's "Permission Structure" means: "I'm gonna fark you farking obstructionist dumbasses so hard, you'll wish Grover farking Norquist had the power to make you close your eyes and think of budget cuts" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(120)
		7 badass actors who sacrificed their body for art. No joke. These are kinda badass source: filmschoolrejects.com \| share:	(62)

Thu May 02, 2013

		If the Kentucky senator is the Republican Party's standard bearer in 2016, it is not inconceivable that he could destroy the party source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(121)
		Fiscal responsibility incarnate: 14 presidential candidates still owe at least $100,000 to their campaign staffers, vendors source: publicintegrity.org \| share:	(37)
		Kid Rock, Brad Paisley, and Kenny Chesney are set to perform at George Jones's funeral. Unfortunately no country music artists were invited to play source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(69)
		The fifty best romantic comedies of all time. Warning: lots of John Cusack source: pastemagazine.com \| share:	(107)

Wed May 01, 2013

		Are you sitting down? Well, it turns out that the NRA was chiefly responsible for the failure of the background check vote last month source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(96)
		Rush Limbaugh: "If you wanna say you're gay, fine, but does it have to be rammed down everyone's throats all the time?" Well, not ALL the time source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(522)
		Steve Martin named his daughter Conquistador to avoid those weird Hollywood names like Navin source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(54)

Tue April 30, 2013

		The South didn't switch political parties because they're racist, they switched because they all became rich. It's all here in the data if you ignore Georgia, Alabama, and Mississippi source: realclearpolitics.com \| share:	(132)
		Jim Halper to guest star in Arrested Developm....DAMN that is some good makeup work source: tv.yahoo.com \| share:	(26)
		Congratulations Senator Jeff Flake (R-AZ). You get to be the next contestant on "So you think you got away from public backlash for your background check vote" source: tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(34)

Mon April 29, 2013

		Orbiting EU telescope runs out of helium to keep instruments cool. If only there were some sort of large temperature differential in space that could be used to keep things cool source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(68)
		Senators who voted against the popular expanded background check bill are becoming less popular source: publicpolicypolling.com \| share:	(250)
		Bush's magic time machine (with helpful graphic of his magic calendar) source: dailykos.com \| share:	(73)

Sun April 28, 2013

		California is considering a statewide ban on lead bullets because they're harmful to humans and animals. Well, duh source: opposingviews.com \| share:	(289)
		Iron Man 3 is bigger and better than The Avengers. 'Nuff said source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(107)
		The Elton John/Madonna feud is over. In other news, Elton John and Madonna were feuding, and someone actually gave enough of a damn to notice and write an article about it source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(16)
		Michael Bay's Pain & Gain wins a painful weekend at the box office with $20 million, Tom Cruise's rehashed Oblivion was a fitting #2, while Robert DeNiro's The Big Wedding was a big flop source: deadline.com \| share:	(46)

Sat April 27, 2013

Lessons in pop music history #23: The late great Johnny Ace

source: mentalfloss.com | share:

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Fri April 26, 2013

		Karl Rove praise president Bush saying "he got the big things right". Needing to Invade Iraq to secure Saddam's WMD's and keeping the banking system fom total collapse were apparently fiddlin' small details and minor trivia source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(123)
		Chuck Lorre will attend the White House Correspondents dinner, where he will either be detained as an enemy combatant or given a Presidential Pardon for replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher source: deadline.com \| share:	(11)

Thu April 25, 2013

		"My disastrous one-night stand with Kathy Griffin" - a headline that justifies the existence of the scary tag source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(89)
		Mila Kunis, Sean Bean, and Channing Tatum don't quite look like themselves while filming upcoming movie source: elystandard.co.uk \| share:	(47)
		Michelle Rodriguez has said she is going to quit acting, Subby is wondering when exactly she started source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(73)
		'Lone Ranger' Armie Hammer to star in 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' big-screen adaptation. Bad news: He has to co-star with Tom Cruise. Worst news: Guy Ritchie is set to direct source: deadline.com \| share:	(47)
		Obamacare is so magnificently and self-evidently wonderful that Congress is coming together in glorious noble bipartisan cooperation to exempt themselves from it source: politico.com \| share:	(105)

Wed April 24, 2013

		On today's episode of "The Republican Party Reaches Out to Women," New Mexico GOP chair calls Democratic woman "radical biatch" while complimenting her hat source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(158)
		Senators to White House: please spend DOD's $150 million athletic shoe allowance on American athletic shoes source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	(46)

Tue April 23, 2013

Fox News' audience is dying. Literally. Grab a kleenex and a dark suit and try to at least look sad

source: alternet.org | share:

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Mon April 22, 2013

Rand Paul became a conservative hero for forcing Obama to stop using drones to kill people on American soil. Little did he know that doing so would make him a terrorist sympathizer

source: nationalreview.com | share:

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Fri April 19, 2013

After realizing that getting the funniest man on television to host the 2013 Oscars was a ratings success, producers decide to invite Seth MacFarlane back in hopes he will do the same for the 2014 show

source: huffingtonpost.co.uk | share:

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Thu April 18, 2013

If the gun vote yesterday proved anything to America and the media, it should be this - the bully pulpit is worthless, and claims that legislative problems are due to lack of Presidential "leadership" ludicrous

source: bloomberg.com | share:

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Wed April 17, 2013

		Why can't mammals live without sleep? When did our capacity for, and dependence upon, sleep evolve? Do invertebrates ever nod-off inadvertently? Does bacteria sleep in the same way that humans do? Here comes the CHRRRR-ZZZZZZZZ source: io9.com \| share:	(63)
		And the most hated celebrity in Hollywood is ___ source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(151)
		Gun Control background check passes 54-46. Oh wait, did we say pass? How is that filibuster reform working out for ya? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	(877)
		Where are all the right-wing stand-up comedians? source: newstatesman.com \| share:	(178)

Tue April 16, 2013

		Why is Louis C.K. so funny? Feminism source: slate.com \| share:	(124)
		Who should replace Faith Hill on SNF? #1.... Weird Al source: nfl.com \| share:	(170)

Mon April 15, 2013

Mr. Trudeau is elected the leader of the Liberal Party of Canada. This is not a repeat from 1972

source: theglobeandmail.com | share:

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Sat April 13, 2013

How bad is Scary Movie 5? "To say this script was written by monkeys would be an insult to all those monkeys in a room with typewriters"

source: ign.com | share:

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Fri April 12, 2013

		History Channel trying something new. They're going to air a show that is based on, get this... history source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(102)
		Gloria Steinem says we shouldn't comment on the thing that Kim Kardashian is famous for source: philly.com \| share:	(53)
		It's day 2 at The Masters. Can a 14 yr. old kid make the cut? Can a 50 yr. old Freddie make the cut? Will Sergio melt down? Amen corner Live stream begins 10:45 am on Masters.com CST, ESPN television coverage begins 2:00 CST source: espn.go.com \| share:	(261)
		11 most amazing musical performances from NBC's 1982-1993 Late Night with David Letterman.There's Les Paul, Miles Davis and the original 1982 James Brown showstopper source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	(26)

Wed April 10, 2013

Behold, the "Manchin my Toomey" gun deal is close. Very...very close

source: politico.com | share:

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Tue April 09, 2013

		Just like the skirmishes in "bloody Kansas" provided a preview of the Civil War, the battle in Iowa over who will run to try to ocupy Tom Harkin's soon-to-be-vacant Senate seat are a dress rehearsal for the coming GOP war with the Tea Party source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(90)
		25 things turning 25 this year. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	(10)
		NH man busted in Maine for 41 pounds of illegal baby eels, with an estimated street value of $82,000 source: wgme.com \| share:	(49)
		Sara Gilbert gets engaged to one of the 4 Non Blondes. What's going on? source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(94)

Mon April 08, 2013

		Right wing media: President Obama is a socialist. Reality: Obama's regressive policy record makes Richard Nixon look like Che Guevara source: boingboing.net \| share:	(128)
		Hottie Jamie Pressley and even-Hotter-y Estella Warrant get in cat fight. Police called in. Personal assistants, stolen purses, drugs, this story has it all source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(106)

Sun April 07, 2013

		Get ready for a big hootenanny; it's the 48th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards. Blake Shelton warned his co-host not to mock Taylor Swift and there will be lots of big hats. It's your official ACA discussion thread, 8PM ET on CBS source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(73)
		38 years after starting a hit-and-miss sketch comedy show, Lorne Michaels is now most powerful man at NBC - "the last man standing at a last-place network" source: latimes.com \| share:	(44)
		Time to obstruct the obstructionists source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(111)
		Melissa McCarthy lampooned the Rutgers coach abuse scandal and Peter Dinklage showed up on last night Saturday Night Live, giving us one of the funnier episodes of the season (w/video) source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(32)
		Evil Dead remake scares up a #1 finish at the box office, with GI Joe: Retaliation fighting for #2. Jurassic Park 3D roars into the #4 position, unable to stomp over the Croods source: deadline.com \| share:	(33)
		Character actor Milo O'Shea dead at 86. He was best known for his portrayal of Durand Durand in Barbarella source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(21)
		Roger Ebert reviews the new Terrence Malick/Ben Affleck film from beyond the grave. Here comes the seance source: suntimes.com \| share:	(39)
		The Brady Bunch cast, 39 years after the final episode, have only achieved mild Hollywood success. Once again, it's Marcia's fault source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(85)

Sat April 06, 2013

		Nicole Kidman headed to Anchorman 2: The Casting Continues source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(30)
		Lando Calrissian turns 76. That's smooth, baby (Some Not safe for work images below article) source: dlisted.com \| share:	(22)
		Another sign of the impending Apocalypse: Fox and Friends says something reasonable about Obama source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(90)
		Seventeen groups that broke up because on of their members released a successful solo album source: avclub.com \| share:	(90)
		After five years, Siouxsie Sioux is returning to the stage source: slicingupeyeballs.com \| share:	(66)

Fri April 05, 2013

		No prominent Republican - from John McCain to Mitt Romney to John Boehner to Ron Paul - and no prominent conservative, from William Bennett to Sarah Palin to Rudy Giuliani, ever faced or raised the birther issue. And that's bad for some reason source: wnd.com \| share:	(155)
		7 movies plagued by delays that actually ended up being rather good. World War Z, all is not lost (yet) source: shortlist.com \| share:	(90)

Thu April 04, 2013

What do Dracula, the Pink Panther, Rocky Horror, The Exorcist, Thomas Edison and Danny Elfman have to do with Cirque Du Soleil?

source: popmatters.com | share:

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Wed April 03, 2013

		Stop me if you've heard this one before: Jimmy Fallon is DEFINITELY replacing Jay Leno as host of the Tonight Show source: uproxx.com \| share:	(73)
		Bill Ayers speaks: "Obama's not a radical. I wish he were, but he's not" source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	(85)

Tue April 02, 2013

		Come on, you never wanted to climb into the ball rack display at Walmart? source: youtube.com \| share:	(27)
		Twenty-one TV characters that could have been vastly different source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(74)

Sun March 31, 2013

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is #1 at the box office, getting the second-biggest Easter opening of all time. The Croods takes the #2 spot, and Tyler Perry's latest Tyler Perry movie is #3, and Olympus Has Fallen to #4

source: deadline.com | share:

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Sat March 30, 2013

The music world loses another Ramone

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Fri March 29, 2013

		Yet another case of the Liberal MSM Media taking a Republican's words out of context to make them look racist source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(146)
		Note to Speaker Boehner: If you're gonna call Lincoln's image by quoting him to make a point, omitting part of the quote because you don't like it is foolish, as we will always find out source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(39)
		Justin Timberlake brings middling pop music back source: kinston.com \| share:	(11)

Wed March 27, 2013

		Subby won't spend $249 on a 31 disc Harry Potter collection. What would you spend $249 for 31 discs of? source: amazon.com \| share:	(73)
		Celebrating the many underappreciated film roles of James Woods. And there are lots of them source: denofgeek.com \| share:	(74)

Tue March 26, 2013

		Subby never thought she'd see the day when Ted Olson defends same-sex marriage source: articles.latimes.com \| share:	(101)
		Our national nightmare is over. Britney and Kfed spotted together at their kid's soccer match. We can only hope this sparks the romance that rekindles their love source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(29)

Mon March 25, 2013

		So who is the future of the party? The answer may be found in Kentucky and Florida source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(83)
		5 takeaways from Obama's Israel trip: Bromance, Romance, Turkmance, Nomance and Biden source: politico.com \| share:	(33)
		Ten women who should be given the chance to host a late-night talk show source: popwatch.ew.com \| share:	(91)

Sun March 24, 2013

		What happens when we let children vote? They give top prizes for acting to Kristen Stewart, music to Justin Bieber, and voiceover work to Adam Sandler source: family-room.ew.com \| share:	(63)
		The Croods takes the weekend box office by storm, earning $44 million and taking the top spot while Republican wet dream Olympus Has Fallen takes second and Oz falls to third source: deadline.com \| share:	(57)

Fri March 22, 2013

Ten bad movies that could have been good with only a small change. Wait...Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome is a bad movie?

source: io9.com | share:

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Thu March 21, 2013

Wed March 20, 2013

		Rob Portman changes opinion on gay marriage when son comes out. Conservatives see more GOP acceptance for same-sex marriage and change their opinions. Just kidding. They turn the derp up to potato by saying his son will die from AIDS or oral cancer source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(239)
		The 50 best opening scenes of all time source: film.com \| share:	(268)
		A comprehensive guide to all the totally reasonable and not at all insane conspiracies about Hollywood, TV, and the Illuminati currently fl source: uproxx.com \| share:	(57)

Tue March 19, 2013

		Rainn Wilson shared the original audition sign-in for The Office yesterday. Here are the faces of the fairly well known actors who could have been cast source: uproxx.com \| share:	(44)
		Tom Cruise and Guy Ritchie are teaming up to remake the Man from U.N.C.L.E. for some reason source: deadline.com \| share:	(44)

Mon March 18, 2013

		Come for the ongoing coverage of CPAC 2013, stay for the crazy that is Conservapalooza source: motherjones.com \| share:	(99)
		Rainn Wilson cast as an "irascible cop" in new CBS sitcom. Somehow, the idea of him running a beet farm seems more enjoyable source: insidetv.ew.com \| share:	(30)

Sun March 17, 2013

		Ten reasons why Ronald Reagan would be persona non grata at CPAC 2013 source: dailykos.com \| share:	(146)
		The makers of '2016: Obama's America' will be producing another horror film to frighten old people and conservatives source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(104)

Sat March 16, 2013

		"Obama and Biden may be overseas at the same time next week" Which means Boehner is president and we all have to build a death ray pointed at a planet we've never heard of source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(40)
		Just who made the ballot for the conservatives' 2016 presidential straw poll today? source: wisconsingazette.com \| share:	(175)
		Scorsese fanboy Anthony Bourdain hosts public showing of Goodfellas, says there is no finer American movie and that food scenes are true to reality. "You like Paulie a little bit because you see that he's taking the time to be gentle with his garlic" source: comingsoon.net \| share:	(48)

Fri March 15, 2013

		Contrasting the GOP with the democrats, who, he says "haven't had a new idea since the Studebaker" Sen McConnell lays out the visionary Republican agenda for this Congress, which is to try to repeal Obamacare..for the 72nd time source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(83)
		Mitt Romney is now the Andy Dick of the Republican Party source: politico.com \| share:	(82)

Wed March 13, 2013

		Sen. Ted Cruz (R-eally grasping) "Defund Obamacare or we'll shut down the government". Democrats: "Oh, wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(232)
		Eleven beloved creators of famous works for children that also created some very age-inappropriate material (Safe for Work) source: avclub.com \| share:	(7)
		Kentucky Democrats are afraid Ashley Judd really is running for the Senate. The Blue Devils may care source: theatlantic.com \| share:	(153)
		Stop me if you've heard this: Matt Damon, George Clooney, John Goodman and Bill Murray walk into a restaurant source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(31)

Mon March 11, 2013

		Obama, if nothing else, has self-deprecating humor down to an art form: "{We} put out a photo of me skeet shooting and even that wasn't enough for some people. Next week, we're releasing a photo of me clinging to religion" source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(75)
		Being deceased doesn't prevent celebrated authors from being on Facebook and Twitter. Take that Tupac and Hendrix source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(3)

Sun March 10, 2013

		Selena Gomez helps her father pick up Hooters waitresses. #bestdaughterEVAR source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(42)
		After slamming President Obama, Muslims, homosexuals, and basically everyone except White Christian Republicans, Victoria Jackson says she is "eager to return to Hollywood and start working again" source: salon.com \| share:	(85)
		Kentuckites stock up on extra large buckets of popcorn, settle in for two years of political entertainment source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(151)
		Replacements for Hasselbeck and Behar on The View? First name on the short list - Brooke Shields source: showbiz411.com \| share:	(31)
		"I wish The Stone Roses nothing but excrement and death," writes whatever the hell an Azealia Banks is source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(68)

Sat March 09, 2013

		Remembering the brilliance of Moonlighting and the seemingly unstoppable career of Bruce Willis; truly, the 80s were a magical time source: salon.com \| share:	(53)
		From The Chipmunks to LMFAO, the forty worst No. 1 singles of all time source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(130)

Fri March 08, 2013

		Elizabeth Hasselbeck fired from the View. Thanks a lot, Obama source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(77)
		After sixteen and a half years, Joy Behar is leaving The View. In other news, The View has been on TV since 1997 source: deadline.com \| share:	(46)

Thu March 07, 2013

		It turns out that humans have a knack for interstellar domination thanks to Star Craft source: realclearscience.com \| share:	(51)
		Chelsea Handler on Taylor Swift, "I think she's a virgin." Whoa, cat fight source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(185)
		North Korea is sabre rattling, the sequester will doom our economy, and President Obama is threatening.....ZOMG JENNIFER LAWRENCE SPOTTED WITHOUT MAKEUP source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(39)
		♫In the middle of the night, Rand Paul filibustered in his sleep. From the podium of faith, to the rivers so derp, He must've been looking for something. Something sacred we lost. Till the drones came to him. In...the middle of the night♫ source: livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	(291)

Wed March 06, 2013

		President Obama invites some of his harshest GOP critics to dinner. What a socialist butterfly source: politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com \| share:	(132)
		Bill O'Reilly has another "Fark it, we'll do it live" moment source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(88)
		Fox News apologizes for big error, still mum on the entire run of Fox & Friends source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(39)
		How many grams are in 2.5 kilograms? If you have no idea, you just might be stupid enough to host Fox & Friends source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(221)

Tue March 05, 2013

		Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair there's "a special place in hell" for Tina Fey and Amy Poehler for mocking her during the Golden Globes. Poehler responds by saying "I do agree I am going to hell. But for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(139)
		The 9 greatest sexless sex scenes source: nextmovie.com \| share:	(7)

Mon March 04, 2013

		Harrison Ford joins the cast of Anchorman 2: The Empire Strikes Back source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(28)
		Sixteen shows that managed to recover from shiatty seasons source: avclub.com \| share:	(93)
		♫I can't believe the news today, Joe Biden defends Voting Rights Act so it doesn't go away, How long? How long with this go on? How long? On this Sunday, Bloody Sunday♫ source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	(39)
		Get ready for Instagrammed pictures of live fish and blowhole porn everywhere, as dolphins are poised to join humankind on the Internet source: phys.org \| share:	(30)
		Steven Spielberg is developing Stanley Kubrick's Napoleon movie as, quite fittingly, a mini-series source: deadline.com \| share:	(61)

Sun March 03, 2013

		Newt Gingrich goes full RINO. You never go full RINO source: salon.com \| share:	(95)
		Jack the Giant Slayer tops a weak box office while holdover Identity Thief remains a strong number two, while 21 and Over and The Last Exorcism II both bomb source: deadline.com \| share:	(34)
		The American Conservative Union's 2012 Congressional Ratings source: examiner.com \| share:	(51)
		Remember Jim Belushi's adorable little chubby pal Curly Sue? Wonder what she looks like now source: joblo.com \| share:	(63)

Sat March 02, 2013

Hugo Chavez and his cancer are about to go to join the likes of Lenin, Stalin, Tito, Ceausescu, and Milosevic

source: cnn.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

		Welcome to the Six O' Clock news; I'm your anchor, Oswald Thatendswald. Our top story tonight - Whose Line Is It Anyway will be back this summer with "the old cast", and a new host source: deadline.com \| share:	(68)
		Matt Lauer may be running out of tomorrows at "Today" source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(60)

Thu February 28, 2013

Bernadette Peters is 65 today, and you'd still pick out a Thermos for her. With then and now photos

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Wed February 27, 2013

		"And then Chappelle and Chris Rock texted Jay-Z to see if he wanted to get spaghetti. You had to be there" source: uproxx.com \| share:	(20)
		Bob Woodward, new conservative hero, appears to have lost his mind over the sequester. Now he is slamming Obama for not doing flagrantly illegal stuff, saying that Reagan and Bush would have simply ignored the law, as though that's a good thing source: politico.com \| share:	(210)
		Ben Stiller confirmed for Arrested Development season four. No, it's not a trick--sorry, illusion. A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy source: insidetv.ew.com \| share:	(21)
		Mark Wahlberg says he turned down role in J.J. Abrams's Star Trek because "I couldn't understand the words" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(56)

Tue February 26, 2013

		Bill O'Reilly, upset at Michelle Obama's Oscar appearance: "Laura Bush would never at any time have introduced any award." That may be true, but she did appear in a segment on the 2002 Oscar telecast source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(187)
		Both ends of the spectrum agree: "liberal mainstream media a threat to democracy." The agreeing parties? Pat Caddell and Ann Coulter, so we might be talking about a different "spectrum" source: americanthinker.com \| share:	(102)
		There are two types of people in Hollywood. Those who realize Anne Hathaway is a pretty good actress, and those who think Rob Schneider is a comedic genius source: salon.com \| share:	(142)
		Dozens of prominent Republicans (none holding or running for any office) file amicus brief with SCOTUS backing marriage equality source: nytimes.com \| share:	(49)

Mon February 25, 2013

		"Kyrzakhstan"? Secretary of State John Kerry begins his tenure by following a time-honored American tradition of mangling the name of foreign countries source: theweek.com \| share:	(89)
		Chicks on TV kick ass these days. Like literally source: tvgeekarmy.com \| share:	(58)
		Andy Griffith, Mongo from Blazing Saddles, the bad guy from Roadhouse. As usual, the Oscars ignored famous actors for the "In Memoriam" presentation, so they could get more agents and lawyers onscreen source: movies.yahoo.com \| share:	(100)

Sun February 24, 2013

		Abe Vigoda celebrates another year walking among the living source: en.m.wikipedia.org \| share:	(60)
		"Unfortunately, Americans learn geography from war and history from hollywood" source: cbc.ca \| share:	(66)
		Does Lincoln have a shot at Best Picture? Will Seth MacFarlane flash back to better times when Billy Crystal hosted the show? Who cares about best costume design? It's the 85th annual Academy Awards, 7 PM on ABC source: oscar.go.com \| share:	(2822)
		Prehistoric humans didn't have toothbrushes. They didn't have floss or toothpaste, and they certainly didn't have Listerine. Yet, their mouths were a lot healthier than ours are today source: npr.org \| share:	(153)
		I can tell you right now you need some straight talk: that impeachment will not pass the Congress of the United States source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(123)

Fri February 22, 2013

Oklahoma considering bill to prevent teachers from flunking students who claim that the Holocaust or gravity are myths

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Thu February 21, 2013

		James Marsden signs on for Anchorman 2: Electric Boogaloo source: deadline.com \| share:	(29)
		"John Kerry: The Un-Hillary" But really, what does it matter? source: politico.com \| share:	(23)

Wed February 20, 2013

		Pack up your tents: 2013 Bonnaroo Lineup announced source: contender.com \| share:	(75)
		Kristin Wiig to portray young Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development revival. Buster would hit that source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(118)
		Kelly Clarkson slams Clive Davis for saying she broke into hysterical sobbing when he demanded her first hit "Since U Been Gone" be included on her first album. Apparently what doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(52)

Tue February 19, 2013

The U.S. Presidents and their wealth (net worth of all 43 Presidents)

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Mon February 18, 2013

		Alabama lawmaker demonstrates traditional GOP scientific knowledge by calling babies "the largest organ in a body" source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(169)
		'Rihanna is the new Princess Diana'. Also Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are killing feminism source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(96)
		The biggest Oscar upsets of all time, by category, at least until Quvenzhané Wallis wins best actress this Sunday source: buzzfeed.com \| share:	(81)
		In an effort to change course and win over more voters, conservatives invite Sarah Palin to speak at CPAC source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(104)
		Chimpanzees found to have memories which are far better than humans. Scientists surmise that it's probably because they don't have a dozen assorted PINs and passwords to remember source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(25)
		Thirty-five Oscar nominees who made bizarre guest spots on TV shows source: avclub.com \| share:	(25)
		Sen. Lindsey Graham just can't understand why Benghazi persists in not turning into a scandal no matter how many questions he asks source: greenvilleonline.com \| share:	(297)

Sun February 17, 2013

A Good Day to Die Hard is top at the box office, though Identity Thief is close behind, ready to steal the top spot on this long weekend. The latest Twilight clone, Beautiful Creatures, bombed as expected

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Sat February 16, 2013

		Brendan Fraser is broke, owes back child support, and as an actor has no marketable skills that would net him gainful employment source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(162)
		GOP Gov. Terry Branstad to Karl Rove: STFU when it comes to opening your mouth source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(41)

Fri February 15, 2013

		Why Obama is locked on Hagel and wants him very badly. Republicans just don't play that way, yo source: politico.com \| share:	(85)
		Tiny mutation may have shaped modern humans, rise of Magneto source: latimes.com \| share:	(23)

Wed February 13, 2013

		In a story that surprises absolutely nobody, Ke$ha drinks her own pee. And it probably got her drunk source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(100)
		William Shatner on JJ Abrams: "He's being a pig. He's collecting the two franchises and holding them close to his vest. He's gone too far this time." KIRK HAS SPOKEN source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(156)
		Justin Bieber wants to slap the Black Keys for saying he doesn't deserve a Grammy. Ladies, ladies, you're both right source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(79)
		One more thing about the Internet that Hollywood cannot get right: how online dating really works source: flavorwire.com \| share:	(108)
		Rich people who mostly don't live in Los Angeles are divided over who should be the next Mayor of Los Angeles. But it's important what they think because they're famous source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	(44)

Tue February 12, 2013

		Jazz great Donald Byrd dies at 80, will now blow his horn with Gabriel source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(28)
		The Top 50 Movies Never Nominated For Best Picture at the Oscars. See where The Empire Strikes Back, Toy Story, and Stand by Me ended up source: film.com \| share:	(164)

Mon February 11, 2013

		Huntsman calls Rove's primary plan "yesterday's ballgame", last week's world cup, last decade's superbowl, last century's shell game. It's a tired and useless thing, is what he's getting at, I guess source: bloomberg.com \| share:	(39)
		"Blaming media for Christopher Dorner's gun rampage in California is nuts." -Media source: cnn.com \| share:	(100)
		Tom Waits, Keith Richards, Iggy, Dr. John and Shane MacGowan singing sea chanteys? Yes, I think so source: npr.org \| share:	(38)
		Step aside LAPD, recovering insane person/9-11 truther Charlie Sheen is here to talk to Christopher Dorner. OH GOD PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(122)

Sun February 10, 2013

		Old-timey fiddle plays "My dearest Alma, we're in the third month of this Civil War. The 'baggers do not seem to be weakening. And now we hear that Gen. McConnell knew of Rove's plan all along, which will only serve to inflame them further source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(71)
		Identity Thief absconds with the weekend box office, netting $36 million--a bigger opening than Bridesmaids--while Warm Bodies shuffled to #2 and Side Effects was a flat #3 source: deadline.com \| share:	(25)
		Toni Braxton retiring from music to pursue lesbian experiences source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(27)

Sat February 09, 2013

Rand Paul to deliver Tea Party State of the Union response, give dramatic reading of Chapter 12 of Atlas Shrugged

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Fri February 08, 2013

If you think all the freaks only go to Comic-Con, then you haven't been to Anthrocon or the World Toilet Summit & Expo

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Thu February 07, 2013

		If the thought of descending from apes make creationists retch, wait until they hear that scientists now think humans descended from rats source: theatlanticwire.com \| share:	(106)
		The best Stand-Up in congress is a Mormon Republican from Utah. No, really, here's a sample: "If you haven't seen Life of Pi, it's not about Chris Christie.", "I'm told that Django Unchained is not a dramatization of Ron Paul's newsletters" source: indecisionforever.com \| share:	(43)
		Derp Wars Episode V: The Establishment Strikes Back. In a frozen wasteland called "Faux", our heroes prepare for the purging from the GOP empire. Princess Palin is heard to have said "Karl Rove is nothing but a scruffy looking NERFHERDER" source: politico.com \| share:	(67)
		Stuart Freeborn passes away at 98. Who? Well, he was just a make-up artist who contributed to such small films as "2001: A Space Odyssey" and "Star Wars". oh and Yoda's look was based on features of himself and Albert Einstein source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(11)

Wed February 06, 2013

		Your state's most disgraceful politician. Hawaii and Vermont get off easy, much like the former Governor of Arkansas source: trutv.com \| share:	(129)
		Ai Weiwei is a courageous and inspiring dissident and a person we should all look up to. There's only one problem--he's a sh*tty artist source: newrepublic.com \| share:	(21)

Tue February 05, 2013

The ten craziest drummers ever. RIP Keith Moon

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Mon February 04, 2013

		Fark-ready article clip: "Spielberg thought the idea was too close to Pinky and the Brain, though, so the beavers got trimmed" source: mentalfloss.com \| share:	(50)
		The GOP civil war contines: Rove's new SuperPAC is mocked by two conservative groups for not being conservative enough. I smell popcorn cooking source: politico.com \| share:	(202)
		Everybody dust off your stable of jokes, Mitt Romney's wife may be running for Senate source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(164)
		Fourteen movies, books, and other pop culture moments that were altered due to real-life historical events source: avclub.com \| share:	(27)

Sat February 02, 2013

Eight brilliant true stories about Bill Murray

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Fri February 01, 2013

Dakota Fanning to appear nude in upcoming film. No word if we'll be seeing South Dakota or just North Dakota

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(92)

Thu January 31, 2013

		Johnson is randiest senator source: thenation.com \| share:	(78)
		Jon Huntsman: "Alas, the GOP is still in the wilderness" I feel like we're in a Shakespearean play right before the GOP starts killing everyone to avenge themselves source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(66)

Wed January 30, 2013

Because after eight seasons there are still so many unanswered questions, Entourage is getting its own movie, just like Sex in the City

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Tue January 29, 2013

		GOP Mega-Donor wants Santorum in 2016. OK, but what hotel are you staying at? source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(98)
		Top ten spaghetti western actors. No word on if all of them influenced Django Unchained, but since it's Tarantino, you bet all of them did. Arguments about whether or not the omission of Clint Eastwood makes the list invalid, to the right source: shadowlocked.com \| share:	(42)

Mon January 28, 2013

		A look at the stellar rise and yawn-worthy fall of Sarah Palin source: cnn.com \| share:	(264)
		"I love Brad Pitt. I think he's amazing. I love the way he looks, I'm not going to lie. I think he's awesome," squealed... A] Taylor Swift, B] Jennifer Lawrence, 3] Sofia Vergara, 4] Ben Affleck source: todayentertainment.today.com \| share:	(73)
		Steven Soderbergh endorses Fancy Feast. "When I open the cans for my cats, my mouth waters. You could serve the stuff on a cracker" source: vulture.com \| share:	(62)
		Seventeen salvageable, enjoyable flops that came from Hollywood's Winter Graveyard, like Tremors and Office Space source: avclub.com \| share:	(74)
		111 movie sequels that are currently in the works. Yikes source: denofgeek.com \| share:	(66)

Sun January 27, 2013

		Hansel & Gretel is the #1 film at the box office with a modest $18 million, and Jason Statham's latest cookie cutter Jason Statham film flops, as does the star-studded yet utterly tasteless Movie 43, which inexplicably made $6 million source: deadline.com \| share:	(112)
		Red squirrels talk to their neighbors, provide for their children, adopt orphans, and are better at long term planning than most humans source: newsminer.com \| share:	(26)
		Here comes the science: Conservatives really are more paranoid than liberals source: salon.com \| share:	(319)

Sat January 26, 2013

		The GOP isn't dead, it's just pining for Ronald Reagan source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(134)
		How did dropping the mic become an important stylistic method for punctuating a powerful performance? This article lays it all out in critical detail. I'm out. drops mic source: slate.com \| share:	(41)
		"Movie 43" is the "Citizen Kane" of awful source: suntimes.com \| share:	(122)
		When a TV series ends an on unresolved cliffhanger it alienates viewers from new TV shows, gives rise to reality TV era, brings about end of humanity source: stableytimes.com \| share:	(155)

Fri January 25, 2013

		Photos of our presidents playing with their guns. Bonus: President Obama on a fun-filled shooting spree source: motherjones.com \| share:	(90)
		"Welcome to tonight's episode of 'Jimmy Kimmel Sucks'. I am your host Matt Damon" source: eonline.com \| share:	(35)

Thu January 24, 2013

		Republican lawmakers in New Mexico want to make rape victims felons if they do not carry their pregnancies to term, because they're "tampering with evidence" that can be used at a sexual assault trial source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(291)
		"Obama's historic speech deepens divides." I assume between the "right side" and "wrong side" of history source: cnn.com \| share:	(78)
		Let's run some interference old boys. Down. Set. Tax Cuts. Gun Rights. ObamaCARE. HIKE. - And the GOP offense throws another interception deep in left field source: cnn.com \| share:	(64)

Wed January 23, 2013

		Movie starring Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Halle Berry, Richard Gere, Liev Schreiber, Uma Thurman, Emma Stone, Jason Sudeikis, Elizabeth Banks and Terrence Howard will be released this Friday. And none of them want to talk about it source: nypost.com \| share:	(125)
		This is a bigger scandal than when the Damned lip synced on the Young Ones source: foxnews.com \| share:	(73)
		Hillary Clinton finally retires 2008 campaign debt just in time to start accumulating 2016 campaign debt source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(15)
		There's "I love my job" and then there's "Improvised a panty-ripping scene with Nichole Kidman". Bonus - first day of the shoot source: news.com.au \| share:	(17)
		Apparently, there was an episode of Dexter's Laboratory that was "too racy" for Cartoon Network because it had "bleeped curses." But you can watch it now if you're so inclined source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(59)

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