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2 headlines found matching 'hotline'
Sun April 30, 2017
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"Welcome to the NRA hotline. If you shot someone who was armed, press 1. If you shot someone who was unarmed, press 2. If you shot someone carrying bear arms, press 3. If you shot someone with no arms, press 4"
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Thu April 27, 2017
Trump creates a new hotline to report crimes committed by aliens. The internet responds
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