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Headlines matching 'hospitals'
Mon February 06, 2012
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(Daily Mail) Dumbass "We always get drunk together," says a) a college student about his best friend, b) a bride-to-be about her maid of honor, or c) a mother about her 11-year-old son?  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)


Sun January 29, 2012
(SeattlePI) Sappy Restaurant owner discovers that over the years, people have tacked more than $10,000 in one-dollar bills to his cafe's walls. Donates 3-grand to the Boy Scouts and the rest to a hospital. Man, did those bills have a lot of dust on them  (seattlepi.com) (73)


Thu January 26, 2012
(UPI) Followup That Demi Moore overdose? Turns out it was nitrous oxide. Perhaps she was just rehearsing for her Fast & Furious 6 audition  (upi.com) (79)
(WTOP) Spiffy Pregnant woman's water breaks on lawn outside the hospital; doctors and nurses come to the fescue and deliver baby  (wtop.com) (35)


Wed January 25, 2012
(SF Weekly) Video A collection of James Franco's absurd moments on "General Hospital"... wait... that's still on? And didn't it used to have a hospital in it?  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (13)


Mon January 23, 2012
(TMZ) Scary Tracy Morgan in the hospital after succumbing to a fifth of exhaustion  (tmz.com) (90)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing Joe Paterno dies in hospital, doctors promise to tell their superiors first thing tomorrow  (theonion.com) (55)


Thu January 19, 2012
(MSNBC) Cool Italian doctors discover a man admitted to their hospital was secretly a Time Lord  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (48)
(kfor) Followup Local residents react to Garth Brooks suing hospital. Actual quote: "He is an icon. It would be different if he were a Sandusky at Penn State or something like that"  (kfor.com) (26)
(WHDH.com) Hero Dog fights venomous snake to save two little girls, now recovering at animal hospital. Meanwhile, your cat just threw up in your shoes again because it's Thursday  (www1.whdh.com) (89)
(Some Guy) Sad Merle's been feeling Haggard lately so he canceled concert dates for the near future. The country music legend is currently recovering in a hospital, hoping to return soon  (ledger-enquirer.com) (32)


Wed January 18, 2012
(KVIA.com) Amusing Man spends a week in the hospital for pneumonia, a few weeks later gets $44 million bill, promptly returns to same hospital after heart attack  (kvia.com) (19)


Thu January 12, 2012
(BBC) Scary By the way, has anybody seen Ichabod?  (bbc.co.uk) (65)


Mon January 09, 2012
(The Daily Beast) Followup Flaunting their celebrity hubris, Beyoncé and Jay-Z not only rented out an entire hospital floor, but they banned other parents from seeing their own newborns  (thedailybeast.com) (96)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy You are truly a stud if after your death hundreds of nurses come forward to tell the world they had sexual relations with you  (couriermail.com.au) (41)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Spinner) Stupid Christian group prayed to God that George Michael would die while in the hospital, didn't have enough faith  (spinner.com) (80)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida When you call for an ambulance, it's not supposed to be self serve  (tampa.cbslocal.com) (34)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Boston.com) Obvious Philips and GE want every hospital patient hooked up to an expensive, oversensitive heart monitor screaming false alarms to overworked nurses  (boston.com) (86)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Q2) Dumbass Man makes a fool of himself by going to a hospital and demanding painkillers for his alleged back pain, then really shoots himself in the foot in his efforts to get them. No, really  (ktvq.com) (50)


Tue December 27, 2011
(AZCentral) Amusing If you think it's funny to hide outside your roommate's bathroom and make barking sounds as she comes out, then you better also be laughing when she kicks you repeatedly in the face  (azcentral.com) (27)


Sat December 24, 2011
(The Sun) Interesting ...and Prince Philip's heart grew three sizes that day  (thesun.co.uk) (29)


Fri December 23, 2011
(CNN) Asinine Q: What do you call a guy who finished last in medical school? A: Better qualified than some of the hacks running around in Army hospitals  (cnn.com) (83)
(Washington Post) Dumbass Geez. Nurses in Utah find creative use for medical tape and everyone gets all upset  (washingtonpost.com) (47)
(News.com.au) Scary Brigitte Nielsen hospitalized due to long-term effects of "Rocky IV"  (news.com.au) (54)


Thu December 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Misc George Michael released from hospital. Maeby going home soon  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (35)


Fri December 16, 2011
(WDTV) Dumbass Why do these 'mobile meth lab found outside hospital' stories always include the phrase: "It started as a disturbance at Wal-Mart"?  (wdtv.com) (18)


Thu December 15, 2011
(MSNBC) Sad Eventually, the free market will step in and say "Hey, we don't like dying from tainted liquor" and "Hey, we don't like hospitals that burn up because there are insufficient inspections". Don't fret, marketeers  (worldnews.msnbc.msn.com) (91)
(Some Zabaglione) Florida Zamboni sickens score of schoolchildren. They should have had the spaghetti  (baynews9.com) (30)


Mon December 12, 2011
(CNN) Sad Help I've fallen and I can't protect pedophiles  (cnn.com) (109)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Reagan shooter wants more time out of hospital. And maybe a date with Jodie. No pressure  (news.yahoo.com) (36)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Salon) Scary George Michael in Vienna hospital. This is why you shouldn't have sausage in cans  (salon.com) (24)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Daily Mail) Sad Bee Gees' Robin Gibb barely STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN' ALIVE  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Fri November 18, 2011
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida Teen learns the #1 rule of fishing: DON'T GET YOUR EYE CAUGHT ON A FISH HOOK  (nwfdailynews.com) (40)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass When you're drunk, do you: A) Lower your social inhibitions, B) Pass out, or C) Go to the zoo, strip to the waist, and climb into the Spider Monkey enclosure?  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Bloomberg) Weird Pfizer-Bristol drug doesn't reduce coagulation after hospital stays. The clot thickens  (bloomberg.com) (9)
(News.com.au) Asinine Doctors remove 80% of man's stomach to fight cancer. Here's the part that he has trouble digesting: he never had cancer to begin with  (news.com.au) (88)


Thu November 10, 2011
(The Sun) Fail Woman wrongly given "do not resuscitate" tag in hospital. Whoopsie-daisy  (thesun.co.uk) (53)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Yahoo) Misc Kelly Osbourne released from hospital after large head, injury  (news.yahoo.com) (25)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Silly A mother passed a driving test while in labor and then drove herself to the hospital to give birth. Wow. Just wow... a woman passed a driving test? Unbelievable  (mirror.co.uk) (66)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Showbiz Spy) Scary Tori Spelling horsepitalized  (showbizspy.com) (45)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Quad City Times) Interesting If it weren't for that horse, I'd have made it home and not be in this hospital  (qctimes.com) (36)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass Unless emergency procedures have changed, complimentary vaginal exams are usually not part of the ambulance ride to the hospital  (stuff.co.nz) (37)


Sun October 16, 2011
(News-Journal) Florida Difference between cleaning the dishes & cleaning your gun: if you screw up while cleaning the dishes it's unlikely your mom's going to the hospital  (news-journalonline.com) (45)

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