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Sun March 21, 2010
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(Some Guy) Asinine With New York facing a $9 billion deficit, the governor proposes to cut funding from schools and hospitals, close state parks and historic sites, and spend almost $800,000 on two double-wide trailers for conjugal visits at a local prison  (syracuse.com) (45)

Fri March 19, 2010
(CBC) Unlikely Robbery suspect claims he has a "good heart"... unlike the hospitalized dying elderly woman from whom he stole $7,000 worth of jewelry  (cbc.ca) (44)

Fri March 12, 2010
(Some Whipple) Dumbass Woman accused of stealing 500 rolls of toilet paper from her employer; she tried to talk her way out of it with security, but she wasn't charmin enough  (thedailytimes.com) (30)

Tue March 09, 2010
(Local6) Florida "Cable guy finds kids home alone": more proof that Hollywood is out of ideas or actual headline?  (clickorlando.com) (52)

Fri March 05, 2010
(Miami Herald) Fail Florida hospital chain is going broke selling $140 a tablet Tylenol  (miamiherald.com) (53)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Contact Music) Obvious American Idol hopeful finds herself in the hospital, most likely from the shame of being on American Idol  (contactmusic.com) (54)

Tue March 02, 2010
(Hartford Courant) Interesting Woman goes into labor during her shotgun wedding. Delivers a beatiful little bb boy  T-Shirt  (courant.com) (71)

Thu February 25, 2010
(News-Leader.com) Scary Hospital admits those receiving certain cancer treatment last year were exposed to dangerous levels of radiation. A spokesperson for the patients indicated that he was, "angry, and you wouldn't like [him] when [he's] angry."  (news-leader.com) (41)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Some Guy) Scary Hospital infections kill 48,000 people each year. If only there was some building we could take these sick people to in hopes of them being cured  (mnn.com) (114)

Tue February 23, 2010
(CBS News) Obvious Ric Flair's wife charged with assaulting him. He appeared fine at first, but after taking a couple of steps he just totally flopped to the ground. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  (cbsnews.com) (60)
(London Times) Fail Britain's National Health Service spent £4 million funding four homeopathic hospitals last year. Suggestion: this year, give each hospital £10, and tell them it will work better because it's diluted  T-Shirt  (timesonline.co.uk) (179)

Fri February 19, 2010
(LA Times) Sick Alexander Haig reportedly in critical condition at Johns Hopkins, still not in charge  (latimes.com) (96)

Tue February 16, 2010
(Dayton Daily News) Sad Six hospitals in Ohio say they will no longer hire anyone who uses tobacco products  (daytondailynews.com) (464)

Sat February 13, 2010
(TMZ) Dumbass Poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf slut Tila Tequila rushed to hospital after she "dented" her head. And, yes, she was Tweeting the whole time  (tmz.com) (84)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Yahoo) Sick Swine flu made 57 million Americans ill, and 243 million sick of hearing about it  (news.yahoo.com) (151)
(Contact Music) Followup Betta James  (contactmusic.com) (10)

Tue February 09, 2010
(ABC News) Sick UN very upset that some Haitian hospitals, which are treating patients with donated medical supplies and volunteer doctors, are still sending patients a bill afterwards. US insurance companies, on the other hand, are downright impressed  (abcnews.go.com) (107)

Mon February 01, 2010
(Guardian.com) Asinine In Britain, homeopathy is taken so seriously that the national health service pays for homeopathic "medicines" and there are five homeopathic hospitals. And Brits think Americans are dumb?  (guardian.co.uk) (191)

Fri January 08, 2010
(CNN) Obvious CDC warns that H1N1 is still causing hospitalizations and death. EVERYBODY PANIC AGAIN  (cnn.com) (112)

Wed January 06, 2010
(Popeater.com) Strange Gary Coleman rushed to hospital after reported petit mal seizure, will be released after short stay  (popeater.com) (52)

Sun January 03, 2010
(Examiner) Obvious Howard Stern sidekick and heroin afficianado Artie Lange rushed to the hospital. Again. This is not a repeat from last week, three weeks ago, a month back, Thanksgiving, Flag Day, or 2000-2008  (examiner.com) (84)

Sat January 02, 2010
(New York Daily News) Followup After two days of celebrity treatment in one of the best hospitals in the country, Rush Limbaugh declares there is nothing wrong with the US health care system. His heart checked out fine, but someone needs to examine the Scarecrow's brain  (nydailynews.com) (385)

Wed December 30, 2009
(Contact Music) Amusing Amy Winehouse is spendin New Year's Eve in the hospital, probably because they have the best pills  (contactmusic.com) (21)

Fri December 25, 2009
(Missoullian) Strange If you're intoxicated and driving with a suspended license, don't call 911 to tell dispatchers that you've just been shot and heading to the nearest hospital, especially if you haven't been shot and merely ran out of gas instead  (missoulian.com) (14)

Thu December 24, 2009
(Guardian.com) Followup Ponzi King Bernie Madoff transferred to prison hospital. Gosh, I hope it's not ass cancer  (guardian.co.uk) (52)

Fri December 11, 2009
(Some Anchorage Moosewrap) Ironic Sarah Palin gettin' paid $200,000 to speak at fundraiser for socialist Canadian abortion-providin', death-panelin' hospitals whose health-care system she thinks should be dismantled. Taa-daaa?  (adn.com) (110)

Tue December 08, 2009
(WebMD) Obvious CDC says swine flu was less severe than everyone feared as evidenced by the fact that you're alive to read this headline right now  (webmd.com) (100)

Sun November 29, 2009
(My Fox NY) Amusing Who knew hospitals had cannons?  (topix.net) (93)

Sat November 28, 2009
(Some Guy) Interesting It's not the Christmas season in Britain until special hospitals are opened to treat drunken revellers. So it is now officially the Christmas season in Britain  (lbc.co.uk) (8)

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