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Headlines matching 'homeland security'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(Some Guy) Amusing According to Canada Free Press, this is the U.S. Constitution's last chance unless constitutionalists rally behind Rick Santorum  (canadafreepress.com) (81)


Mon February 06, 2012
(CNN) Hero Amtrak to TSA: How about no  (cnn.com) (210)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing When you buy a hotdog near the Super Bowl over the next few days, you will be buying from an unofficial undercover Homeland Security Agent  (infowars.com) (110)


Thu February 02, 2012
(AP) Silly 10000 people placed on the No-Fly List in 2011. Take that, really lousy terrorists who didn't have a backup plan  (hosted.ap.org) (14)


Mon January 30, 2012
(The Sun) Asinine Tourism tip: If you're planning a visit to the U.S., don't tweet about your plans to "destroy America" or dig up Marilyn Monroe  (thesun.co.uk) (131)


Thu January 26, 2012
(BBC) Unlikely FBI "scraps" social network spying program *wink wink, nudge nudge*  (bbc.co.uk) (92)
(The Daily Caller) Dumbass Darrell Issa says Eric Holder needs to apologize for Operation Fast and Furious. And yet, Vin Diesel is considered blameless  (dailycaller.com) (52)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Baltimore Sun) Asinine Not news: Homeland Security investigates illegal immigrants in Baltimore. News: Decides they're legal enough to stay. Fark: Tells them that they're still technically illegal no matter what was just said  (baltimoresun.com) (79)


Wed January 18, 2012
(New York Daily News) Asinine TSA apologizes for strip searching elderly women...also, ugly women, men, women with small boobs, people with hideous disfiguring scars, and pets  (nydailynews.com) (16)


Thu January 12, 2012
(PoliGu.com) Interesting Answer some questions, find your Republican candidate  (thepoliticalguide.com) (164)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Fail A $45-million Homeland Security program that wastes taxpayers' dollars and fails to make a single citizen more secure? How can that be?  (suntimes.com) (84)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Gawker) Interesting Do you want the Department of Homeland Security as one of your Twitter followers? Here are the magic words to use  (gawker.com) (66)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Yahoo) Scary The Texans who live on the 'Mexican side' of the border fence: Technically, we're in the United States  (news.yahoo.com) (152)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida When you're dressed in women's clothes and trying to rob a McDonald's, running into a hungry Homeland Security agent can be a real drag  (palmbeachpost.com) (38)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Politico) Hero "Total appropriations - emergency and non-emergency - in 2012 are expected to be no more than $1.181 trillion, about $30 billion less than 2011 and an estimated $94 billion below fiscal 2010 when Democrats controlled Congress"  (politico.com) (305)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Gawker) Asinine No terrorist in their right mind will attack Montcalm County, Michigan now that they have $11,700 worth of snow cone machines. Thank you, Homeland Security  (gawker.com) (80)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Yahoo) Sad Immigrants are now stealing American jobs that should belong to girls who are really just doing this to work their way through college and who want you to buy them a drink because they really, reallly like you  (news.yahoo.com) (66)


Tue November 29, 2011
(MSNBC) Cool New military enlistment perk: Less groping at the airport  (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (115)
(BBC) Ironic Retired Seattle police chief Norm Stamper - who led the 1999 WTO Battle for Seattle - says that police responses to the Occupy protests is too heavy handed, blames the militarization of local police by Homeland Security  (bbc.co.uk) (105)


Mon November 28, 2011
(The Register) Spiffy Feds seize several counterfeit goods sites. Pfft. I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny  (theregister.co.uk) (61)


Thu November 24, 2011
(11 Alive) Asinine Company's actual policy: 'We are not hiring until Obama is gone'. Thanks 'Company America' for helping out with the unemployment situation  (11alive.com) (564)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Washington Post) Scary Malicious cyber attack by foreign hackers (looking at you Russia) that targeted a water plant in Illinois appears to be the first of its kind on a critical computer system in the United States  (washingtonpost.com) (92)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Wonkette) Scary Homeland Security responsible for the nationwide crackdown on OWS  (wonkette.com) (407)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Indian Express) Interesting Old and busted: breathalyzer. New hotness: handheld fingerprint drug detection kit  (indianexpress.com) (14)


Mon November 07, 2011
(The Atlantic) Survey Let's rename the Department of Homeland Security. Voting enabled  (theatlantic.com) (310)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Washington Times) Scary As if you didn't have enough to worry about, it may be possible for hackers to open prison doors to allow convicts to escape. Sweet dreams sugar muffin  (washingtontimes.com) (32)


Wed October 19, 2011
(SacBee) Interesting First Mexican truck to enter US this week. 1,000,000,000th truck full of Mexicans to follow  (sacbee.com) (197)

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