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500 headlines found matching 'home'
Wed January 18, 2017
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Share some advice for new parents. Maybe for newly stay at home parents, what helps keep the house running smoothly? Keeping sanity?
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
There's procrastination and then there's filing a missing person report on someone who vanished in 1981
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Sex Temple Madam avoids prison, does not avoid being subby's new band name
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy driving around America with homemade Trump float called the "Trump unity float" really likes Trump
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
2016's worst home inspections included a hockey puck used as a cleanout plug, a sewer vent beneath a patio table, and a squirrel skeleton installed into the soffit
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Remember in 1975 when the FBI took down Roddy McDowell in the biggest motion-picture copyright infringement case in history when they raided his home screening room? And then he ratted out everyone in Hollywood for doing the same thing? Good times
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening wife with nail-infused bat called 'the clown tickler'. "He claimed he created (it) to protect his children from scary clowns"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Cowboys fan laments his team's loss to the Packers in the traditional manner of fans watching from home, by beating the fark out of his big-ass TV
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Ah, Vermont, land of maple syrup, mountains, and alert citizens who can spot a bank robber by his failure to recycle
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman receiving benefits claims she can't get a job because she's too beautiful
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you are receiving disability payments for a disabled right arm, don't go to Disney World and use your right arm
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Note to Tesla owners: Don't rely on a phone to start your car in the middle of the desert
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Chefs fans so sad after playoff loss they leave their grills in the parking lot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liberals plan to keep it classy by protesting outside the home of the president-elect's daughter
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Home alone: Ripe with opportunities" - If you lived on your own, and you were beholden to nobody, what would you do? How would you spend your time? What habits would you let fly?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The second most wanted fugitive by the FBI can be moved up one spot on the list
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nothing's worse than losing to the Packers in the last seconds on your very own bigger'n Dallas home field stadium. Nothing except being told that you can't leave the stadium due to weather and they stopped selling beer hours ago
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Sun January 15, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Clinton Global Initiative reluctantly picks up its ball and goes home
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Without fanfare, Springfield Missouri recently became home to a giant noodle
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"Prosecutors said that even though Clouse was just a drug mule, he should have known better because of his experience working as a deputy sheriff." YA THINK?
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This nine year old can kick your ass. Nine years old, dude
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It doesn't text. You can't check your email. And it's meant to be used as little as possible. Say hello to the anti-smartphone
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(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with celebrating Robert E. Lee Day on top of MLK day, City of Biloxi renames MLK Day "Great Americans Day." Bonus finger pointing when they're called out on it
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(Good Housekeeping)
 
 
 
Yep, this sexist "Date Etiquette" homework was assigned in 2017, not the 1950s. But hey what is wrong with a little history lesson as well?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Good: a cat is rescued from the side of a highway in freezing temperatures. Better: he has a microchip that identifies him as being missing for 15 months. Best: Freddie has now returned home, just in time for Caturday
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Indian engineer spends 5 years collecting 110 pounds of metal nails from city roads deliberately put there by nearby tire puncture shops to boost their profits
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chipotle. New hotness: Salad and Go
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Let a chef show you how to make Oreo Creme Eggs at home. Finally there's a use for that kitchen that came with your place
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(Hakai Magazine)
 
 
 
Humans were in North America 10,000 years earlier than thought according to new evidence found in Yukon cave
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
High school students given homework assignment containing math problem asking which family member sexually assaulted 8-year-old girl
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Yes the Chinese economy is in total slowdown ...because of the 128 skyscrapers that were completed around the world in 2016, 84 of them are in China
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don's Johns will have to cover their name on all their porta-potties provided for the inauguration because it might tweak someone's ego
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
A warrant from Arkansas police for audio records from a man's Amazon Echo has fed debate about the threats from always-on microphones and their implications on personal privacy. Do Farkers use such devices? Take extra precautions?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've been wanting to ride Jimmy Fallon, now's your chance. Also, what the hell is wrong with you?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'wine connoisseur' like a box that can be slipped through your mail slot
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(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
Too cheap for plastic surgery? Facehack
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Our long, national nightmare is over. We finally know what kind of car Homer Simpson drives
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Not all heroes wear capes. This one built a house for her family by watching YouTube tutorials
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(Downtrend)
 
 
 
"Screw you guys, I'm going home." U2 will shelve new album due to Trump election. America yet another step closer to greatness again
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Can't get the E Street Band to play your inauguration because they hate you? No worries, the B Street Band is waiting in the wings and likes money
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bigfoot photographed in Irish forest, although experts say it's probably just a ghost of a passenger killed in a plane crash there
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Mets to Tim Tebow: "Thanks for playing. You've been a great contestant. Please pick up some lovely parting gifts on the way home"
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(New Statesman)
 
 
 
Perhaps it's time to talk about the immense power Google has to destroy whomever they wish
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Inviting people to step on your national flag is insulting? Who knew? Says Amazon incredulously
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you write about things close to home or far away? Do you ever write about places you've never been? Wherever you are, you are here. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Retirement home for prostitutes helps them get back on their feet
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Tue January 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Your daughter comes home from a play date with pen marks on her shoes. What to do? Simple, send the friend a $500 invoice
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Please note: while shaving your pubic hair with a kitchen knife on a German high-speed train is not technically illegal, you should definitely buy a ticket first
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson voted for Hillary Clinton Oh now I get it
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Maryland man opens fire after wife bites his grilled cheese sandwich, and that's not a euphemism
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Aging Baby Boomers have the nerve to actually want to spend their final days living in a roomy home in a quiet cul-de-sac in a safe suburb when they really should all be crammed into a downtown apartment high-rise
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
For those keeping score at home, yes, this is exactly how things started against the German Jews in 1934
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Rare 1957 footage of the New York Giants' final home game at the Polo Grounds is now in vivid color. Tens of thousands come to see the end of an era as the Giants head west
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Mon January 09, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Apparently not only did Odell Beckham take out his frustration about the NY Giants loss on the locker room wall, the ENTIRE TEAM trashed the airplane on the way home from Green Bay
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"A neighbor said she got a random text message from the homeowner about a cat an hour or two before the fire started"
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
Rare snowy owl draws crowds in Pennsylvania, carries note requesting Yuengling delivery to Hogwarts
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Deadpool and Spider-Man kissed at the Golden Globes
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman in broken wheelchair towed home by heavy duty truck and then it gets 'Murica
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Sun January 08, 2017
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Homelessness cannot be solved in a headline, on a bumper sticker, or by a campaign slogan
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Could you climb every 4,000 foot mountain in New Hampshire? In a month? Could you do it all over again the next month? 12 months in a row? Or would you rather sit inside and read this article?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Steelers and Packers use home field advantage to advance to the next round? Or will the Dolphins and Giants pull off upsets and be the ones advancing? Will the cold weather affect the game? The fun begins at 1pm ET
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Wearing pyjamas to the supermarket is absolutely fine. It's fine in any supermarket, at any time of the day. Let's put this issue to bed"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Problem: a dusting of snow has shut down your entire Southern city, leaving you stuck at home bored out of your mind. Answer: milk and bread party
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A man got a sinking feeling / Right on the edge of a pit / His home was about to fall over / in to a big mess of .. Shaving Cream
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Someone edited blood into the slapstick humor of "Home Alone" to make it a horror movie
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
This cold weather is actually good for you. Just look at how healthy and robust all the homeless people gathered around the alley barrel fire behind your apartment are
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Could you survive a trip on the Proxima Trail to an exoplanet?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Two google homes are arguing with each other about whether or not they're human. Right now, in real time
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Good news for the day; rescue dog enjoys swimming with dolphins
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I'll see your anaconda in a toilet and raise you with a carpet python in a leaf blower
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Razer pulls a Gillette and says, "Fark it, we're doing three screens"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Llamas on the lloose
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
It's Texas. Of course you can rent a cowboy boot-shaped house
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Chucky wants you to be his friend to the end for a 7th time
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gasoline prices in 2017 predicted to hit 3-year high. Apparently oil company executives are getting tired of going 36 months without being able to buy any new European vacation homes
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Thu January 05, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The story of a man and a rabid bobcat. "To be honest with you I didn't know it was a bobcat. I just thought it was a really really big domestic cat," said homeowner Karen Morse
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uber booty call? Now more than ever ...just an Uber away
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
America's favorite spineless weasel thinks his one game suspension for Grayson Allen was appropriate
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
For the second week in a row, Sears Holdings borrows $500 million from its CEO. For those of you scoring at home, that's now $1 billion in total loans
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A 'Homeland' star breaks silence on his character's 'basically unrecognizable' return. Claire Danes still totally recognizable
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Wed January 04, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. homeless rate is now double the national average, not including 9 Democrats without homes in the Senate and 62 in the House of Representatives since 2009
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What's worse than finding a half-naked man asleep in your bed? Him telling you there are "more like him downstairs"
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bowden once slept in a recruit's bed all night to guarantee the kid would sign. "His momma cooked me breakfast. I knew I had him. That was back when you could do that. You can't do that anymore"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the financial crisis they caused, Wall Street took advantage of plummeting home prices and snapped them up converted them to rentals and became America's landlord-a role they fill with all the compassion and humanity that you've come to expect
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bartender sees man drop date rape drug into date's glass, so he swaps their drinks
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Self-made" millionaire tells Millennials they should buy homes. Doesn't bother explaining how millennials are supposed to afford to do so or how getting rich when daddy's firm is bought by Morgan Stanley makes one a self-made millionaire
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(The Sports Blaze)
 
 
 
The North Carolina Tar Heels try to avoid their second straight loss to start conference play. The Clemson Tigers will try to force Roy Williams into mid-season surgery in big home game
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
LA football fans were treated to more scoring in yesterday's Rose Bowl game than the Rams were able to generate in all their home games combined
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
In 2017 get ready to eat a lot of yogurts, a lot of alternative proteins, and a lot of homemade sauerkraut
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of Americans don't use the gym memberships they pay up for. "I'm quitting my gym in 2017 in favor of the Jane Fonda home workout"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Let's see... Hitler, Manson, Beiber...yep, definitely Beiber
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN reports that Gary Kubiak will dismount in Denver
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
🎵On the 8th day of Xmas, the PL gave to me: Foxes@Boro, Saints@Toffees, Burnley@Citeh, 'POOL@SUNDERLAND, Hull@the Baggies, ManU@Hammers, Kick off at 7:30 EST, and all games on NBCSN🎶
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Something's very fishy about this McDonald's story. Also, very wormy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeowners advised to keep their rotting garbage from before Christmas in their freezers until cash-strapped town resumes normal collection. "The council suggests residents turn empty baked bean tins from the garbage into craft projects for the kids"
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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)
 
 
 
Finally, the most pressing question in Iowa gets answered: What was the state's most popular liquor in 2016?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"A Maine farm owner believes that the only way to ensure a rare breed of pig survives is to get people interested in eating them"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you're wondering why there aren't any Bowl games today on New Year's Day, as there usually are, it's because in 1893, Rose Parade organizers didn't want to scare the horses that people rode to church
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The new year's eve/day fixtures mean no rest for the EPL with Hull hosting the Toffees to start proceedings & a top 3 tussle tomorrow with Liverpool & Citeh. And can Big Sam's new charges turn a corner at the Emirates on Sunday?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little sweater
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Almost $425,000 for 232 square feet. Guess which city
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman bequeaths her entire estate of $1.2 million dollars to help homeless shelter pets in Tennessee, ensuring they will have a very happy new year on Caturday
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Inherit a fortune, Yioda will
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republican law maker in South Carolina arrested for home-schooling his wife in front of his children
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Artist creates robots to feed the elderly homeless. No mad-libs were harmed in the making of this headline
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(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
This might be the best sport evar
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
You'd think a naked man would stop wandering into random homes after getting bitten by a dog in one. Then there's this guy
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Conservative columnist who often wrote scathing criticisms about gun control and mandatory firearm safety courses lets teenager handle one of his guns. If you're reading this on Fark, you probably can guess what happens next
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil says the Greek ambassador is missing... a few brain cells, cause we just found him down at the Baklava shop, he forgot to charge his phone. It's so funny. Actually, he's been missing for three days
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
One of the best things about planes is catching up on movies. Qantas reveals its most-watched flicks of 2016, and there are a few surprising choices. Apparently there's no accounting for taste
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Woman declines to give a junkie a ride in her junker, so he breaks into it and leaves a little Christmas gift behind on the floorboards
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Drake University assistant women's basketball coach alleges she was forced out of her position after she started bringing her girlfriend to home games, but many doubt her claims because c'mon, homophobia in women's basketball?
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(Oldham Chronicle (UK))
 
 
 
Time travel room for dementia sufferers allows them to relive the nostaligic past
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Which gang is your favorite from "The Warriors"? LGT IMDB
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dutch woman has lived in the UK for 24 years, is married to a Brit and has 2 British children. Post-Brexit, she applies for British citizenship, so of course the Home Office tells her to GTFO right now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who stabbed girlfriend to death sued by company that cleaned up the crime scene because everybody needed to see psychologists afterwards
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security: Bribes Welcome
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
CBS may soon have 750 million reasons to regret accusing JonBenét Ramsey's brother of murdering her
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tour de France winner and 8-time Olympic medalist Bradley Wiggins announces his retirement from all forms of cycling, including taking out the recycling at home
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Wed December 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dog and pig duo befriend young cow... in Homeward Bound III: Scraping the Barrel
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Tom Perez calls recent requests by the Trump transition team to the Departments of Energy State and Homeland security to provide names of employees who worked on certain projects, "illegal". But what does he know? He's just the Labor Secretary
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
After a night of drinking, breaking into a house, holding a knife to your throat, getting arrested, and not remembering how you got there, you can take comfort in the fact that you're wearing a t-shirt with your attorney's name on it for your mugshot
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"You're a mean one, Mr and Mrs Grinch." Ok, that would be "mean two," I suppose... and maybe they aren't married, so I can't call her Mrs...OK I'M HUNGOVER FROM THE HOLIDAYS, ALRIGHT? YOU COME UP WITH A FUNNIER HEADLINE
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mystery investor buys Donald Trump's boyhood home, will flip the house for a yuuuuuuge profit
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
We are elephants. We attack at dawn
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Watch 2016 MLB stolen-base champion Jonathan Villar swipe home plate in the Dominican Winter League. Yep, there he goes again
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Israel to the UN: Screw you guys, we're building homes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
6-year-old Alaskan boy: Ninjas killed my family. Need money for Kung Fu lessons
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Reid: Dem 2020 class looks like an 'old folks' home'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Boxing Day Monday Time for the English tradition that is football The morning starts at 7:30 with Palace at Watford. Baggies at Gunners at 10, as well as other matches, ending with by Citeh at Hull at 12:15. This is your EPL discussion
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Mon December 26, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Lawyers and accountants who serve as chapter 7 bankruptcy trustees are learning what most teenagers have already figured out - you can't always believe what you see on Facebook and Twitter"
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Man goes to animal shelter looking to replace his kitten lost for two months, finds his missing pet .... at the animal shelter
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It seems that Sarah Michelle Gellar can't tell one gay male '80s UK pop star from the other
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
An unproduced, forgotten Homestar Runner story sees the light of day. Bonus: 20 years later
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Little girl shoots herself in the hand with her father's gun, asks the doctor, "Will I be able to play the violin?" Doc says, "Sure." Little girl says, "Great, my father will be charged with improper storage of a large capacity gun near a minor"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to live in a castle with 12 bedrooms? At the cost of an L.A. single family home in a mediocre neighborhood? Now's your chance
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Looks like 2016 is ending with a WHAM!
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(NFL)
 
 
 
There's only two Christmas day games. Will the Ravens be able to beat the Steelers at home? Starting at 4:30pm ET on the NFL Network. For the night game we have the Broncos at the Chiefs starting at 8:30pm on NBC
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Ever had the urge to tape the head of a rubber chicken over the tailpipe of your car? You will after watching this
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Sat December 24, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This game must be just like playin' in paradise with the Hawai'i Bowl, with Hawai'i and Middle Tennessee State ready to duel. Will the "home" team win this one or will the Blue Raiders travel home victorious? Kickoff at 8 PM ET
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Dumbass: NYPD raids the wrong house. Fark: And Snapchats the family in handcuffs with "Merry Christmas Its NYPD"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Although the highly entertaining Home Alone movies are quintessential viewing this holiday period, it's time once again for the annual "Let's find the massive flaws in the plot" article
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Glitch art: turning malware into scarves you can use to bundle yourself up like a little homeless lady
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. consumers are buying homes at a record pace ahead of the coming financial crisis and inevitable mortgage bailout. Because hey, free houses
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Hu hu grr... *stampa stampa*
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Cat leaves his 'Ice Fishing for Dummies' at home on his first ice fishing trip
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Thu December 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Giants and Eagles add another chapter to their storied rivalry. Will Eli Manning have a big night? Or will Carson Wentz solidify a winning home record for their losing season? It's your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff is at 8:25 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The U.S. Court of Appeals rules that your dog can only sit or play dead
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's current earworm: The Foggy Shores of Home
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
If you're a 61-year-old tourism official out of town on business and you decide to live-stream a half-hour of nude "adult content" to your lonely husband back home, best not to cross-post it to the Convention and Visitor Bureau's social media accounts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Schools aren't doing enough to combat the crap kids are made to believe at home
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada, Canadians continue Canada-ing as usual
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia has one of the wealthiest audiences in all of TV land, presumably from buying in early on Kitten Mittens
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nigerian airlines appeal for passenger's patience over the busy Christmas travel period and also, if they could bring a few gallons of av gas with them from home when they check in at the airport, that would be just terrific
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Back in March, when Donald's candidacy was still very much a joke of a possibility, the Daily Wire took a stab at writing his inauguration address in a mythical reality where he actually won the election. Doesn't seem so funny now, does it?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Leave it to the Japanese to invent a virtual assistant that texts you to come home because they miss you
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
3-year-old found in bug box, which apparently is not a good thing. Parents claim the kid went in there on her own. Cops not believing that story and have arrested nine people
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sex robots should be put in old people's homes, claims researcher facing retirement
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbarters upset anyone would question Jesus's existence, claim he and other illegal aliens are in front of Home Depot right now
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how can we help the homeless? A billionaire suggests housing them in storage containers, dangling spare change just out of their reach
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After an earthquake you have just 20 minutes to retrieve as many precious items as you can from your home. What do you take?
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Tue December 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Facebook's new AI to be given the "Voice of God", but John Facenda's been dead 30 years
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Not News: California is home to four NFL franchises, more than any other state. Fark: The Raiders have won more games in 2016 than the three other teams have won combined
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Detectives originally thought the victim died of natural causes having previously had keyhole surgery to his chest, but it later emerged he had been shot six times
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(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Fifth Harmony switches genres to Barbershop
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Mon December 19, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Claim that NFL stadium would help the homeless on sub-zero night was a hoax, owners have yet to stop laughing while warming themselves with flaming $100 bills
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Library book finally finds its way home - 122 years overdue
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Want to hit home runs like Babe Ruth, singles like Ty Cobb, or strike out batters like Walter Johnson? Here are some early film clips to copy
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
'Unicorn hot chocolate' is the new trend to keep you warm, sustain Lord Voldemort
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Need a new method for shielding your ATM pin code? Try this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wearing only pants arrested trying to break into a home. But since this is Florida Man, the pants were on his arms
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Sun December 18, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will the Cowboys and Dak Prescott bounce back against the Bucs or will Tampa Bay hand Dallas their third loss of the season, all of which are at home? It's your Sunday Night Football thread live on NBC at 8:30 PM ET
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The San Diego Chargers are set to announce their move to L.A. in January, hoping that's enough time to make it through L.A. traffic for the 2017 season opener
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail attempts to explain In-N-Out Burgers' "bizarre, cult-like obsession" to the folks back home. Let's see how they did
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Home Depot sacks four employees for frowning upon Lowe's shenanigans
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(AgNet West)
 
 
 
Meet the brown marmorated stink bug. What a name. And what a guy. Killing them is almost as bad as letting them live, and no poison affects them. Oh, and they swarm homes and smell horribly when angry
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Sat December 17, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Take a tour inside Walt Disney's former 1960s era Palm Springs home. It's the very first happiest place in Earth
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Before there was Muppet Show, before Sesame Street, there was Iowa Public Television giving geniuses air time. From 1969, Jim Henson on public access television shows kids how to make their own puppets at home and how he makes his own
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Pope Francis celebrates his 80th birthday by having eight homeless people for breakfast. Also has pastries, Nutella, and orange juice
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Tobey Maguire reacts to Andrew Garfield reacting to Spider-Man: Homecoming Trailer
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Denver police try to justify taking blankets and tents from homeless during sub-zero weather, and do a darned good job of it
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
NASA's Dawn spacecraft finds water on dwarf planet Ceres that could be home to undersurface alien colonies. The Sun is around the corner somewhere
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The McDonald's of the Philippines opens its first restaurant in Canada, serving classic breakfast items spaghetti and fried chicken
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So let's recall the night Mo Vaughn's 505' home run nearly left Shea Stadium. Take that, Giancarlo Stanton
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
China's first aircraft carrier holds live-fire exercise. That's nothing, Russia's carrier is on fire all the time
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's wants to test home delivery via UberEATS and they couldn't have picked a better target audience to test with
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Police officer shot in Mt. Vernon, WA. Suspect barricaded with hostages. This is not a repeat from a couple weeks ago
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Not news: People caught off guard by rare, freak snowstorm. News: They abandon their automobiles in panic. Fark: Accumulations got as high a 3"
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
114 people arrested in Polk County prostitution sweep. Well, there go my holiday plans
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man wounded in battle with his most dangerous foe yet, Deranged Girlfriend
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"You kids take too long in the shower"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ben Carson lists his Palm Beach home for sale. No word if it includes that painting of him meeting Jesus
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Cleveland Cavaliers announce plans for a $140 million renovation of the Quicken Loans Arena. Unfortunately whatever they do to improve the inside of the venue, it will still be in Cleveland
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Police corral 4 suspicious donkeys in a New Jersey town. No word on if one of them is named Dominick and wants to help out this Christmas
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Mįʔti-xte-ną té-roomąkoʔsh (If you can read this you're dead)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Aggressive bear rummaging in trash charges off duty-cop & his family, so he shoots it with his service weapon before bear flees. So there's now a hungry, aggressive bear out in La Verne, CA who's been shot
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Wed December 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hockey legend Bill Dineen will now coach a team with Gordie Howe, Maurice Richard, and Toe Blake in the big rink in the sky
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Tue December 13, 2016
(10 News)
 
 
 
If you ask me "unconfirmed explosives" is the same as 'no explosives'
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Tuesday: Foxes @ Cherries, Gunners @ Toffees. Wednesday: All the other teams. Games start at 2:45 pm EST on both days. This is your mid-week EPL discussion thread. Heck, since it's Xmas time, you can even discuss other leagues or even the FA Cup
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
When fighting with your son over rent payment, there are better forms of conflict resolution than to repeatedly pick up and drop his mobile home with your front-end loader
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Mon December 12, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Captive woman turns to UPS guy for deliverance
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(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Son packs up 82-year-old dad to take him to Texas, asks neighbor to clean trailer home for them. Neighbor finds dad left gas stove burner on, live grenade duct-taped to nitrocellulose in oven
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
KKK Grand Dragon arrested for alleged knife fight after too much vodka and OJ. Never bring a screwdriver to a knife fight
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Maybe if we buy this kid his own WiiU, he will stop coming into Best Buy to play our display model
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
NHS sends English anorexia patients to Scotland, presumably to be cured by eating nothing but deep fried candy bars
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What the NFL needs is a lot more guns in the hands of drunken fans at the stadium
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Thieves re-purpose mannequin challenge. Store not amused
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(MRC TV)
 
 
 
Oddly enough a boy is sent home for having his hair cut like a boy. No, really. What's next: Girls sent home for having long hair?
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(Fox 25 Boston)
 
 
 
Mac and Cheese may have used up almost all of their nine lives after somehow surviving a 10 alarm fire - that burned for 20 hours, damaging 16 buildings and leaving 125 homeless - without a scratch. Come watch their tearful reunion on Caturday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Package thief looking out for number 1 is rewarded with number 2
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, in a small village not too far from here, lived a small boy who took notes, did his homework, and scored 1089 on the Fark Weird News Quiz. Let's see if you can do better
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Big Syke to finally collaborate with Tupac again
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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Guy on America's "most wanted child porn villain" top ten list arrested at Fairbanks airport. Yep, that's a thing and it's run by Homeland Security. When not looking for terrorists, they are looking for child porn criminals
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Spider-Man Homecoming Trailer, now with more Ant-Man
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Thu December 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will resort to piracy when work gets a little thin
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
1,100 lb woman set to fly to India to receive weight-loss surgery, will almost definitely sit next to you on a connecting flight
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(The Financial)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer average daily spending in November rose to $98 a day. Which is great news for the economy, other than the fact that the average American's income is still $57 a day
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
High-tech umbrella connects to cloud service in order to tell you if it's going to rain or not
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Wed December 07, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
A reminder that cops can make Fark for good reasons: Deputy Greg Park gave the woman $140 "to make sure the power and everything stayed on for the kids"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump announces nomination for Homeland Security Secretary. If there's anyone that knows the importance of security, it's JFK
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Both sides are bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are remote workers less loyal? What say you?
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Dangerous murder machine prevents rape
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After Vancouver enacts stiff new tax on foreigners snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate, Chinese seek shelter in Seattle and Toronto, snapping up homes and driving up cost of real estate there
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not even in office yet and Trump hits a jobs homerun with Japanese telecom SoftBank. Company says it will bring $50 billion and 50,000 jobs to U.S. after CEO meeting with Trump
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Snuka is feeling the effects of Roddy Piper's coconut
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Missouri governor-elect, who famously showed off his gun fetish in a campaign ad, failed to protect his wife from three armed robbers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ikea to provide all salaried and hourly employees four months of paid parental leave. Offer requires workers to follow Swedish instructions for assembly while missing a few nuts and bolts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Restaurant wants to ensure no one eats alone on Christmas day. Homeless and elderly eat for free
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Coinstar tells Americans that the holidays are a perfect time to make ends meet by cashing in your spare change ... for an 11% fee
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
After 3,600 years, French engineer creates a redesign of the sundial to reflect digital time. Very cool
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is suffering from a head cold that came out of nowhere...any home remedies?
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Biracial couple's home is trashed while they are away. Lots of alt-right graffiti. Probably nothing to do with our recent Presidential election and Trump's KKK-inspired cabinet selections. Just some sort of coincidence
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Cam Newton on Seahawks game: "It was a tie"
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The man, believed to be in his 70s, paid prostitutes using profits earned from peddling alcohol to fellow residents of his assisted living home and has lost his housing subsidy. What's his Fark handle?
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(Sebastian Daily)
 
 
 
Florida man plays dead so guest would leave his home. And then it gets weird
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Aleppo through a 7-year-old's eyes: "Under attack. Nowhere to go, every minute feels like death. Pray for us. Goodbye
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Monday. What better way to unwind in the afternoon than the EPL? Tonight's match features 2 teams just trying to stay out of the relegation zone. Will 'Boro win at home? Can Hull find form again? Tune into NBCSN @ 3 EST to find out
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police identify suspect who fired gun in Comet Ping Pong, epicenter of Clinton-connected viral "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory in Washington, D.C.
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who had a bionic penis installed with a pioneering surgery recently? Well he now has FIFTY women who want him to try it out on them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
China promises be free of poverty and homelessness within 5 years. Whether that means helping the poor get better paying jobs, or just killing them, remains to be seen
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Statue of Fred Rogers unveiled in Pennsylvania hometown
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Apparently clear evidence of vote tampering in Wisconsin wasn't good enough to get greenlit before, so OMG did you SEE this dumb shiat Trump said on Twitter?
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Last week: UFC announces Conor McGregor agreed to give up his featherweight world title. This week: Conor McGregor wants to know what UFC officials have been smoking
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Moose that wants to be a cow won't be cowed
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Man breaks into neighbor's home to pet their cat
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(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
While the city of Gatlinburg begins to allow people back in to assess the damage, set up stations for insurance and unemployment claims, one bold reporter asks the now homeless city officials why they couldn't have done more
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Character actor Alice Drummond--known to most of you as the librarian at the beginning of Ghostbusters--has died at 88, another victim on 2016's world tour
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Although little Johnnie's shotgun show-and-tell presentation drew a record number of police and fire officials, few stopped to congratulate him on his project
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(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
I mean, other than Farkers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Santa's house in the North Pole is now listed on Zillow. "Steeped in Old World charm and a toy-lover's paradise, it's nestled on 25 idyllic acres - perfect for spirited reindeer games"
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Fri December 02, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Why is a marriage like a tornado in West Virginia? Eventually, someone's gonna lose a trailer
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
HP prototypes computer that is 8000x faster. How do you go so fast? Add 8000x more memory
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Waco pimp gets 12 life sentences. Says he should have just played chess
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Guy who has had nothing but bad luck since hitting Powerball just had his house burn down
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump voter horrified to learn that the man who foreclosed on her home will be the new Secretary of the Treasury
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
12 years ago this week, Ken Jennings' 74-game Jeopardy winning streak ends, sending him home with a disappointing $2.5 million
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The appointments he makes today -- to State, Defense, Homeland Security, Labor, even the IRS -- will determine whether he is remembered as America's greatest president, or if the Trump name becomes a cautionary tale in American politics
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man shoots home intruder, who should be thankful that he doesn't have to read this article
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
David Clarke, potential Trump pick to head the Department of Homeland Security, "verbally pummeled" a chief medical examiner for disclosing information about a series of mysterious deaths at his Wisconsin jail earlier this year
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The Elf on the Shelf is not a good houseguest, has expensive tastes, and isn't very sociable
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskan city spends all summer developing a way to help the homeless. Just kidding, they spent all summer making an app for people to call in police raids on homeless camps
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Thu December 01, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle home prices have risen 12% since last year, because it's not a bubble if you can't pop the damn thing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austria bans people from smoking in their own homes
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
This is why Fark loves Dolly Parton--$1,000 a month for six months to familes of wildfire
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kanye's condition on Tuesday: Exhaustion, sleep deprivation, paranoia, & fears for his safety. Kanye's condition on Wednesday: Yeah...he's well enough to go home
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hippo attacks truck, driver has only appropriate reaction (not safe for work language)
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Wed November 30, 2016
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Democratic Congresswoman's schedule last week: meet with Trump, possibly about a spot in his administration. This week: join the veterans defending the protestors at Standing Rock. That's some rock solid flank-covering
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a video of driving through a tunnel of fire in the Smoky Mountains Complete with not-safe-for-work commentary
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Big Mac creator dead at 98, which means he outlived the average Big Mac eater by decades
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out we've been looking for aliens in all the wrong places. They're not up in space, they're down in one of earth's gigantic underground oceans
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Celebrate Eric Thames' return to MLB from Korea by watching him hit all 47 home runs from 2015. It's well worth your time
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
19 year old newly elected homeschooled snowflake regressive social conservative has delayed his swearing in so he can arrange a big party, not so he will miss an important vote on LGBTQ legislation
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Austrian collector claims to have nude pictures of Eva Braun frolicking with the kangaroos outside Adolf's summer home (not safe for work)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
US housing prices surpass pre-recession peak. Reaching bubble level pricing again in less than 10 years definitely means this time it isn't a bubble
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: Homeschool mom crushed by 'moral dilemma' after son sees male CoverGirl wearing makeup
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Mon November 28, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones where Indy used a lighter to see in a dark catacomb? Well, remember: A) You're not Indiana Jones, B) Your mobile home isn't a catacomb, and C) Couches are flammable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Appendix patients can now safely to go home from the hospital in one day, after surgeons perfect the procedure where they can remove the appendix at the same time they take out everything inside the patient's wallet
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Charlotte lose to Sasha Banks in Charlotte's home town? Will Gallows and Anderson end The New Day's march towards Demolition's record? Will Enzo ask Lana 'How You Doin?' again? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM on USA/pre-show at 7:30
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bad Astronomy urges us all to take on Bad Science
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Burt Reynold's home from "Boogie Nights" on the market for $1.5 mil. 13-inch penis not included
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What does Elian Gonzalez have to say about Fidel Castro's death?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in regards to 11-year-old stealing his parents' car after playing GTA: "Here we have an influence of a video game making kids try things without their parents' knowledge or consent"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Princess Beatrice sliced open Ed Sheeran's face with a sword. Sadly, he lived
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Burnley keep winning at home? Can Leicester get a win in league play? Will Spurs finally lose? Can Liverpool reach the top? Will Swansea finally win? All this and more on this weekend's English Premier League, Sat @ 7:30 AM ET, Sun @ 7
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man wants to perform home circumcision on his 20-year-old son. Son decides to first test blade on dad's neck
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Sat November 26, 2016
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Seattle to stop using convicts to clear homeless camps. In related news Seattle has been using convicts to clear homeless camps
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Want to stop the homeless from sleeping on your stoop? Install this handy anti-homeless slope to ensure they cannot rest comfortably
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Homeless man who has a better freeway underpass than subby becomes internet hit
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors bench can't help but laugh at Steph Curry missing a wide-open slam dunk
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dog gets lost on Britain's highest mountain after chasing some deer, then gets found by kind-hearted climbers - who send him on his way home in a taxi
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French astronaut arrives at ISS, is immediately asked to clean the clogged toilets
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Former Red Sox All-Star David "Boo" Ferriss dies at 94, can now say his nickname as a way to scare people
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Get Reading)
 
 
 
Dog rescued by firefighters after getting head stuck in non-slatted chair
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The fire was caused by somebody in the house, who had been using acetone - nail polish remover - to clean items while using a hairdryer and smoking"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Obama gives touching tribute to his daughters, unlike Trump who gives tribute to touching his daughters. Notice the subtle difference
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you need a story that restores your faith in humanity, waiter is tipped $750 for a Xmas trip back home to Ireland so his parents can meet his girlfriend and their new baby
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Thu November 24, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
New York Rangers turn 1-0 1st period lead into a 6-1 blowout loss at home
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Veteran who was denied his free meal at Chili's after a white veteran complained about him being black has now been forced from his home due to repeated harassment
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now Kellyanne Conway is slamming Mittens
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Reddit CEO admits to modifying users' posts, deleting the politics tab
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
F'ken oath, mate, this bloke in his jocks talking to the sheila on the telly is the Aussiest bloke you'll ever f'ken see. Crikey
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
November 24, 1991: The world was shocked as it learned Freddie Mercury died. Twenty-five years and his loss still hits home to billions of people. Here's Freddie and Queen performing a live rendition of The Show Must Go On
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Wed November 23, 2016
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
K-Pop star Rain flunked his Hollywood tryout in "Speed Racer" and is considered old and washed up in his home country, but he's still big in China and rest of Asia
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The two states with the worst drivers. Most shocking - Massachusetts is not one of them
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Babylon 5 and Star Trek visual effects pioneer Ron Thornton, best known for bringing true CGI to TV, is dead at 59
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Politico editor resigns after publishing an alt-right leader's home address
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet China's answer to Google Home and Amazon Echo - the LingLong DingDong
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Former Premier League ref says players begged him for red cards around Christmas so they didn't waste drinking time playing soccer
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Tue November 22, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman shaves kitten, plucks whiskers, sells it online as a hairless cat for $700
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Newlyweds scammed out of $139,000 down payment on new home purchase. This is why you never buy a house without having an attorney to look out for your best interest. Oh, they had an attorney and he was also duped?
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Haven't heard from Tila Tequila in a while. [Clicks on Tila Tequila story.] Hope we don't hear from Tila Tequila again for a while
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Homeopathy doesn't work and now its makers are legally required to note that in their advertising
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Of the 5,610 home runs hit in MLB in 2016, only nine were inside-the-park home runs. If you missed any of them, here are all nine of 'em
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In February 1905 Bavarian officials refused birthright citizenship to a homesick expat and ordered Friedrich Trump to leave the kingdom within eight weeks
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The website most hated and despised by the Venezuelan government is run by 60-year-old Home Depot employee in Alabama
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
We flushed sodium down a toilet so you wouldn't have to
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can thank O'Hare airport for the upcoming travel clusterfark
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
As if you didn't have enough to dislike him for, turns out Trump killed Sharon Jones
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's official. The Green Bay Packers have hit the panic button
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Wenger beat Mourinho? Can Everton bounce back against a struggling Swansea? Will Sunderland finally catch a break? Manchester City on the road, Tottenham at home, and Liverpool on the march: it's your EPL discussion thread. Games start @ 7:30 ET
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Toys R Us pulls Tonka Ride On Dump Truck after it appears to be made by Samsung
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Sun November 20, 2016
(Some Ginger Guy)
 
 
 
Now that's a gingerbread house
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Carl Edwards, Joey Logano, Kyle Busch, and Jimmie Johnson battle for the final Sprint Cup as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 400, 2 PM ET on NBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's worse? Buttered Popcorn, or jalapeno flavored jelly bellies? What's your personal favorite of the 50 flavors? Difficulty: No beer
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
New elementary school sponsored activity: fight club
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
An interview with folk legend Edmund Fitzgerald, who sang about the famous ship the Gordon Lightfoot and the night it crashed into the Cat Stevens
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
It's day 2 of NASCAR Championship weekend, so the Xfinity Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 300, 3:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Mother complains about racist bullying 3rd grade son endures in school. School administrator says they'll "tackle this bullying issue," then kicks son out of school, files trespass warning against mom, boy
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Before you open fire on somebody who just walked into your home, first make sure it's not really a friend popping in for a surprise visit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "A lot of nonvoters are mad at the election results. If only there were something they could have done!"
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man blurs the line between homeless and early Black Friday shopper
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Do you have Gzhel or Khokhloma at home? If you have both, you should think about getting a Kadomsky veniz
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Truck Series ends their season and crowns a champion at Homestead Speedway in the Ford EcoBoost 200, 8 PM ET on FS1
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(Homestar Runner)
 
 
 
Homestar Runner 2016 Halloween Costume round-up
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Woman's flesh-eating-bacteria stuffed Tilapia recipe turns out to be a hit with doctors, health officials
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to put the Brenden Dassey welcome home party plans on hold
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Woman who kicked her transgender child out now suing her child for undergoing gender transition
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(Network World)
 
 
 
TSA: Keep grandma's gravy at home but the turducken can fly
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Numerous holidays are right around the corner. Are you ready with a great dessert to take to the festivities? Share your fall and winter treats so your fellow Farkers can take the good stuff (or, c'mon, stay home and gorge)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hillary makes her first public speaking appearance since the political equivalent of the Buttfumble, having gotten sick of Bill mumbling "it's the economy, stupid" every time he walks past her at home
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Son steals $8,000 coin collection from father, puts it through Coinstar to make $60 to buy crack
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon's home run, Jon Lester's bunt and all the best pitcher plate appearances of 2016. Greatness comes in many forms
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Dog saves 5-year-old with Down syndrome who was trapped in a clothes dryer. Your dog wants Bounce dryer sheets
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cheetos are not a good fire starter
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 602: "Orange 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 16, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times laughs at Fark's headline about 6-11 Gorjak Gak's eligibility to play basketball at Florida: "Apparently it took a while for his high-school transcripts to get here from the Klingon home world"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pootie to ICC: What do you mean I can't steal anything I want without repercussions? I'm taking my Drumpf and going home
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Party Rock Fire rages on mostly uncontained in western North Carolina, where residents are not having a good time
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker might be the Barney Miller of 90's American pop music - but don't expect him to Blowfish
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes they need to be adopted
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
'We don't get many koalas in here." "Well, at these prices, you won't get many more"
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
"I am upset over the outcome of the election and you should let me go home" said the woman who blew a .33 on the Wednesday afternoon after the election. It's going to be a long four years. Y'all need to pace yourselves
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
It isn't a must win, but a loss in a place the USA has never won in WC qualifying will leave them at last place in the Hex. Costa Rica-USA, 9:05 PM Eastern on BeIN
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Former Beverly Hills home of Eddie Van Halen is for sale. If you ever wanted a 90210 ZIP Code, this could be your lucky day
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The last U.S. presidential yacht has been sold for $0. While checking out the yacht, the new owners discovered a family of raccoons. Ach du lieber
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